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You realize in five minutes how needless it is to suffer from indiges tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Ad£ Maybe So. V "I wonder why the girls insist on * wearing those furs that cover up their faces.” "Perhaps it’s to hide their blushes for the short skirts they're wearing." M . - r CARE FOR YOUR HAIR Frequent Shampoos With Cuticura Soap Will Help You. Trial Free. Precede shampoo by touches of Cu ticura Ointment if needed to spots of dandruff, itching and irritation of the scalp. Nothing better for the com plexion, hair, hands or skin than these super-creamy emollients. Also as preparations for the toilet. Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv. Sensitive. Every seat in the trolley was occu pied when a group of women got in. Going through the car to collect the fares, the conductor noticed a man asleep. Seizing him by the shoulder, he proceeded to shake him back to a state of consciousness. "Wake up!” shouted the conductor. “I wasn’t asleep,” said the passen ger. “Not asleep,” snapped the conduc tor. "Then what did you have your eyes closed for?” “It was because of the crowded con dition of the car,” explained the pas senger. "I just hate to see women standing." --- Swiss Develop Toy Industry. In Switzerland the toy industry has recently been developed to a consid erable extent. Various organizations in different parts of the country have joined hands with a view- of increasing its efficiency and of encouraging and facilitating the exportation of its prod ucts. Important orders have already been filled for France and England. Some firms alone have produced hun dreds of new models in wood and in pasteboard, and more are being added daily. The industry is to be now in a position to take care of a large for eign demand and to supply many of the needs of the United States. Tit for Tat. The young couple were dawdling over a late breakfast after a night at an ultra smart party. “Was it you I kissed in the con servatory last night?” hubby in quired. She looked at him reminiscently: “About what time was it?” Natural ConcNalon. He—I see the West '.’ears t horse famine. She—Why? Haven't they sutomo biles out there? I For a really fine coffee at a mod- | erate price, drink Denisoft’s Seminole ! Brand, 35c the lb., in seal-id cans. Only one merchant in each town sells Seminole. If your grocer isn't j the one, write the Denison Coffee Co., ( Chicago, for a souvenir and the name ot your Seminole dealer. Buy the 3 lb. Canister Can for $1.00. —Adv. How He Dscribed It. The newly arrived citizen from Italy was trying his best to buy a colander, but could not muke the clerk understand what he wanted. The clerk showed him several kinds of pans, but at each he shook his head. Finally he got an idea. “Giv-a me dis-a kind,” he said. "Ze water go ahead, ze macaroni stop.” CURED OF BRIGHT’S DISEASE. Mrs. A. L. Crawford, Medfield, Mass., writes: "Dodd’s Kidney Pills cured me of Bright's Disease, and I am healthy and strong to-day and have been blessed with good health ever since my cure. When the doctors pronoun ced my case Bright’s Disease I was in such a serious condition that they could not ao anytmng tor me. I kept getting worse. My limbs from my ankles to my knees swelled and my eyes were so swollen that I couldn't see. As a last hope I thought I would give Dodd’s Kidney Pills a trial. I gradually improved and kept on taking them and they cured me thoroughly.” Dodd’s Kidney Pills, 50c per box at your dealer or Dodd’s Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Dodd’s Dyspepsia Tab lets for Indigestion have been proved. 50c per box.—Adv. Harm Done by Hertzian Waves. Ever since the extensive commercial employment of wireleas telegraphy, there have been many who believe that the powerful Herteian waves se riously affect organic life. In fact, some have even suggested that laws or regulations should be enacted to protect organic life against wireless waves. With a view to determining the extent and nature of the radio j waves' influence on organic life and climate, Dr. C. Abel-Musgrave recent ly asked several questions on the sub ject to be answered by a number of prominent German scientists. Tim summary of their answers was that wireless waves have no influence on organic life, nor do they alter climatic conditions, although it is true that certain electrical stresses are capable of accelerating rainfalls. Domestic Drama. "Where are the papers?” he de manded. She looked him fearlessly in the eye. "I have hidden them,” she said calmly. “Woman! You dare to defy me? Produce those papers instantly, or I—” “That will do, Henry. Sit down and eat your breakfast, and I’ll give you the morning papers after you are through. I’m tired of seeing you so absorbed in the war news in tfae morn ing that you haven’t time to say a ; word to me or the children.” Such Is Life. I “Life is just one darned thlrg after another." "What's the matter now?-’ “I've been taking dancing lessons for six months just to please my wife, and now I’ve got to begin all over again and learn to dance on skates." Discharged. "What's the new office boy p name.” "Gunn.” “Fire him.” Everyone Should Drink Hot Water in the Morning Wash away all the stomach, liv er, and bowel poisons be fore breakfast. 'I II To feel your best day In and day out, to feel clean inside; no sour bile to coat your tongue and sicken your breath or dull your head; no constipa tion, bilious attacks, sick headache, colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom ach, you must bathe on the inside like you bathe outside. This is vastly more important, because the skin pores do not absorb impurities into the blood, while the bowel pores do, says a well-known physician. To keep these poisons and toxins well flushed from the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels, drink before breakfast each day, a glass of hot wa ter with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate in it. This will cleanse, purify and freshen the entire alimen tary tract, before putting more food into the stomach. Get a quarter pound of limestone phosphate from your druggist or at the store. It is inexpensive and al most tasteless, except a sourish tinge which is not unpleasant. Drink phosphated hot water every morning to rid your system of these vile poi sons and toxins; also to prevent their formation. To feel like young folks feel; like you felt before your blood, nerves and muscles became saturated with an ac cumulation of body poisons, begin this treatment and above all, keep it up! As soap and hot water act on the skin, cleansing, sweetening and purifying, so limestone phosphate and hot water before breakfast, act on the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels.—Adv. FOUND FAIR CLIENT’S HUBBY Sleuth's Methods Took Time, but Once on the Trail He Was Certain of Success. After the third injection of iced tea the great detective turned to his fair visitor and said: “You say your hus band used to be a baseball umpire and all you know of his whereabouts or other belongings is that he is em ployed as a waiter at one of the city restaurants?" “Excisely," replied his visitor with a slight foreign accent, according to the Detroit Free Press. “I will find him for you, but it may take all day,” said the great detective. And going to the telephone he called up the proprietor of every restaurant in the city and extracted from each a promise not to allow any flapjacks to be made that day. “Now come with me," said the great detective, and they began a tour of the city's 213 restaurants. Not until the one hundred and fifteenth did the great detective genius find its reward. “A plate of flapjacks with two straws, please,” he ordered for the one hundred and fifteenth time. The waiter threw back his head and a strange mystic light shone in his eyes as he intoned loudly; “Batter is out!” “Your umpire!" cried the great de tective, and, leaping to his feet, he stripped the waiter’s false mustache from his face. It was his fair client's husband. Strategy. "Mother, it a poor hungry little boy was to come to the back door and ask for something to eat, would you give him that piece of pie that was left over from dinner?” “Yes, Willie, I think I should.” "Well, just wait a minute till I run around to the back door.” The United States used one-fifth of the 40,000,000,000 pounds of sugar pro duced in the world lt.st year. “I Feel Like A Real Day s Work” Most men do who have good digestion, steady nerves and a clear brain. Right living—particularly right eating—makes for ^ energy and ambition. ^ The sound nourishment that gives “punch” to wade right into work, is richly supplied by the field grains. But some grain foods are lacking in certain mineral elements which are all-important for physical and mental vigor. Grape-Nuts FOOD —made of selected whole wheat and malted barley, furnishes one all the nutriment of the grain, including their vital mineral salts—phosphate of potash, etc.—necessary for the balanced rebuilding of body, brain and nerves. Grape-Nuts is easily digested; has a delicious nut-like flavour; is ready to eat direct from package; and with cream or good milk is a splendidly balanced food. “There’s a Reason” for GRAPE-NUTS Sold by Grocers'everywhere. ![n mrljj^fiifiiu _HE KEPT HIS PLEDGE_ John N. Tillman of Fayetteville, Ark., is an ambitious person with cleanly chiseled, statemanlike fea tures, red haid—red hair with a ro mantic backward sweep—and a dis position to do those things that he sets out to do. Consequently, because he made a little agreement in his early boyhood to go to congress, he has gone to congress. More than thirty years ago a pair of youngsters, one of them Tillman, sat under a big oak tree and offhandedly made a boyish compact to meet some day in congress The plan entered into lightly was not sealed in blood, Huck Finn fashion, or anything like that; still, as Tillman looked at it, an agreement is an agree ment. He took the thing seriously and made up his mind to keep the . J_ 4k. trysc. niver since uiai ua/ uuu^i big oak tree he has conducted himself as one having an appointment to ful fill and eager to be on the way. Both the young men who framed the pledge became lawyers and each serven ms district as prosecuting attorney. Then one of the young men blew up, so far as sticking to his agreement was concerned. He quit thinking about con gress and became a Presbyterian minister. After serving as district prosecutor Tillman became a circuit judge and then was honored by being elected president of the University of Arkansas That might have been enough honor for Tillman, and doubtless would have been, except for his agreement. He had told his friend he was going to be on hand at a certain place, and he meant to do just that. When he began his campaign he frankly told the voters about his boyish compact, and put it squarely up to them whether he should be able to keep his agreement or not. What else was there for the voters to do? You couldn’t go to the polls and force a man to break a pledge, could you? SUCCESSOR TO FRENCH I Gen. Sir Douglas Haig, who has succeeded Field Marshal French as commander of the British forces in France and Flanders, is fifty-four years old. He began his military ca reer with the Seventh Hussars in 1885 and served in the Sudan and South African campaigns, in both of which he won distinguished honors and pro motions. At the outbreak of the present war he was general officer command ing at Aldershot and afterward was made commander of the first army. Several times during the war Gen eral Haig has been highly praised in the dispatches of the general he has succeeded. At the battle of the Aisne Ills conduct was described by Field Marshal Sir John French as “bold, skillful and decisive.” Field Marshal French in his dis patch to the British war office describ mg uie ramous retreat trom Hons, '■—~~~ - --— > credited Sir Douglas with having extricated his corps from a difficult position at Landrecies. General Haig was chief staff officer to Sir John French during the Coles fcurg operations, when the British cavalry had a difficult task in trying to round up the mobile Boer commanders. Later he was given command of a group of columns, and after the South African war was made inspector gen eral of cavalry In India, one of the most coveted commands for cavalry officers in the British service. After a few years of staff duty in England he became chief of staff in India. General Haig is a Scotchman. He won his first honor under General Kitch ener in the Sudan, where he was promoted to a brevet major on the field for gallantry at Atbara and before Khartum. PRESIDENT OF PERU ■ »» ■ I. ..<1 Jose Pardo has again assumed the presidency of the republic of Peru, and now that South America and South American affairs are attracting the notice of the United States, his career and record of service are of special interest. Mr. Pardo was born in Lima some fifty years ago, the third son of the famous statesman, Manuel Pardo, him self a former president of the republic. During the early years of his life Mr. Pardo devoted his attention to the family estates, the principal produc tion of which is sugar cane. Turning to politics, he was elected president of the republic for the term 1904-08, and it is his achievements during this period that promise a stable govern ment. The benefits derived by the coun try during Mr. Pardo's previous term of office, where the reforms were of r" ~ ■ ii i ii fected, show that numerous treaties were signed, as well as diplomatic agreements, which paved the way for the amicable solution of the grave frontier disputes with the neighboring re publics. Such institutions as the Superior Academy of War, the Intendence, the Department of Military Hygiene and the Fencing academy were all founded under his regime, the practice of sending deserving members of both arms to foreign armies and navies and the establishment of schools in the barracks originating likewise with him. The bringing up to date of the field artillery, the erection of cartridge manufacturing plants and of several barracks in different localities are also directly due to the initiative of Mr. Pardo in military matters. Mr. Pardo was always a firm advocate of the construction of railways. During his last terra the important lines of Sicuani to Cuzco and Oroya to Huancayo were coicluded and given over to public service. GALLIENI, ENERGETIC AND SIMPLE Energetic simplicity is the domi nating characteristic of General Gal lieni, France’s new minister of war, and he gave a good example of it on September 3,1914, when he found him self suddenly intrusted with the de fense of Paris upon that crucial day. The government had fled to Bor deaux before the onrush of the Teu tonic hordes. Gallieni must defend the city. He felt that his first duty was to tell the Parisians of the situation be fore them. He summoned a famous historian on his staff to prepare the proclamation. 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