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    STA* PLAYERS COUNTRY-BRED
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to—t>r. rtud Haber and tb*
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of tbe present Quaker Leroes
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tar* ta tastily replies Tol*4o.* and
tta* start, tta n«t«milaa Hr Is
aaytluag b*t a»rung for tta Iowa part
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MIDDLEWEIGHT REGAINS HIS TITLE
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Billy Papke..Champion of the World.
< m** latmant for the middleweight
aaiuplonship of the world has been
'ffertlveljr removed Billy Papke, the
American Thunderbolt, the other day
kc.« ked ml Dave Smith. Australian
title holder, in the seventh round at
Sydney. Xew South Wales This must
he sweet as honey to Billy, because he
lost to Smith on a foul. Evidently
Papke has recovered from ihe illess
•hi h gripped him when he met the
Australian and also “Cyclone" Johnny
Thorn peon
It mill he remembered that the
Cy clime got the decision from Papke
on points in a twenty-round go Many
believed Billy was not himself at the
time, believing it unlikely Thompson
could win otherwise. Reports from
Sydney bear out this impression.
Papke's condition today shows that
he is far superior to the Australian
and absolutely confirmed the claims
of the American's followers that he
was not physically fit for the first con
test
The defeat of Smith by the knock- ,
out route makes Papke the world's I
champion, a title he may claim for the
I'nited States on his arrival here.
know that's not Pomeroy where they i
make the grape
Frank Chance and Orvis Overall of
the Cubs are two native sons of Call
fornta woo swear by the land of sun
shine and flowers and other things
one would hardly think, however, that
'wo atK-h fine athletes would hail from
Fresno and Visalia respectively They
refuse to take the blame for the oc
currence
Front the way Frank Baker plays
baseball you would never think that
be started in life with a heavy handi
t ap. such as being torn in Trappe.
Md. The town council ought to do
something nice for Frank for putting
the hamlet on the map. A few other
star*, like Topsy Hartsel. was born in
Wellington. O . the great Miner
Brown at Rosadale. Ind : the renown
«d < hief i'• sder a' Brainard. Minn
the clever Jimmy Sheckard at
lumbia. Pa : Frank Scuhe at Coshoc
ton. X Y . and Jimmy Dygert at that
dear old I'tiea.
Savage at Amherst.
Edward Savage will coach the Am
ber!-' football team this year, using
the Yale tactics. H- played last year
wl'h Yale, being an understudy to Coy
the year before.
FRANK CHANCE IS SUSPENDED
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American Automobile Association Bars
Cub Manager for Year for Start
ing Races at Oldfield Meet.
The announcement was made the !
other day that Frank L. Chance, lead
er of the Cubs, had been suspended
for one year by the American Automo
bile association from participation in !
any of its race meetings. Chance,
who is a friend of Barney Oldfield,
brought down the ire of the big auto
body for acting as starter at one of
the former's race meetings on the
coast. The susi>ension probably will
not be such a sad blow to the man
ager. as he will be too busy with his
coming champions to worry about au
tomobile racing.
□clan to Coach.
It was announced at Portland. Ore.,
th“ other day that Sam Dolan of Port
land, for four years star tackle on the
N'otre Dame university football team
and for two years all-western tackle,
has been chosen head coach at his
alma mater. Dolan worked last year
on the coaching staff of the Oregon
agricultural college.
f
R Rau. a young sprinter of Ger- j
many. Is credited with running i5
yards In 5 7 seconds
Harvard will hoid an intercollegiate j
tra- k and fl id championship at Cam
bridge May 76 and 77.
I illiaruist Ora Momingsiar has
abandoned bis trip *o Paris and will |
make Pittsburg his home
Callahan seems to have "come i
back.' but. then, according to semi
pro players Jimmy never was gone.
President Torn Lynch is an optimist
lie say* there is not enough money
in the ountry to make baseball \
rrool <»d
Various 'niunms of unintelligible
language >n the sporlng page lead
the average citizen to believe that
spring is at hand.
The man who laughed and joked
while doctors probed for a bullet in
his head must have a dome like some
ball players we know.
It is not often baseball players are
affected by gas as were the Philadel
phia National league men. Usually it
is the public which is afflicted with
hot air
The western division meet of the
Canadian Canoe association will be
held in Toronto. Either the Parkdale
or the Toronto Canoe club will handle
the affair. The Canadian Canoe asso
elation final clash to decide national
'-hampionships will be held in Ottawa
SOCCER IS DISLIKED BY GIRL
Dashing American Beauty Tells in
Characteristic Manner Why She
Prefers Gridiron Game.
When the faculties glared at foot
ball. and the grand old college game
looked to be at an end at Penn, an ef
fort was made to substitute suc
cer for the gridiron sport. The
gates were thrown open and the
undergraduates and public were asked
to view the new form of college pas
time.
A dashing girl, with good American
blood coursing through her heart, crit
ically eyed every move of the soccer
players. „ A dozen times one team
forced the ball to the other's goal,
only to htfve it batted away and the
play start all over.
"It Is so idiotic," she remarked.
"Xow, they just kick the ball right up
to the point of doing something: along
comes a fellow anl with one boot he
undoes all their labor or the fellow
who stands in that hoopskirt net
kicks it. and some one bawls: ‘Well
played, sir.'
"Permit me to remark, that in foot
ball it's different, bet Billy Hollen
back or Danny Hutchinson get the
ball on the one-yard line, third down
and a yard to go. and if they don't
take it across there will be half a
dozen hurt, l,et's go home.”
DE ORO RETAINS POOL TITLE
Successfully Defends Claim to Cham
pionship of World by Defeat
ing Thomas Hueston.
Alfred De Oro successfully defend
ed his title of pool champion of the
world by defeating Thomas Hueston
of St. Ixtuis, 600 to 493 The final
block opened with De Oro 70 points
Alfred De Oro.
ahead, and consistent play he ran out
195 points. Hueston played a clever
game in spots, and made 13S points,
but the Cuban was his master. De Oro
ran 55 consecutive points, the highest
run of the match. Hueston's highest
was 31.
McAleer Wants Speed.
Jimmy McAleer is a great believer
in S|>eed for a ball club, so it is not
surprising that he should retain R. F.
l^eMat. the track coach, to help in the
work of developing the Senators. For
the past two years l^eMat has attend
ed most of the morning sessions at the
Senators' park and has assisted ma
terially in developing the sprinter's
art among the players. While he
knows all the rudiments of running, it
is a special scheme of his that helps
a man to turn while going at top
speed that he will try to teach. De
Mat claims that a certain style which
he has discovered of arm swing in
crossing a base will enable a man to
keep his stride instead of beiug forced
to miss a step at each of the three
corners of the diamond.
Cornell to Lose Butler.
Eddie Butler, the crack football
quarter back and a baseball catcher
of great promise, will not be able to
appear on the diamond for Cornell this
year. Butler has been examined by a
Philadelphia surgeon, who sent word
to Coach Coogan that if Butler kept
on playing now he would have a stiff
arm permanently. One of the cartil
ages In his arm has been strained and
he won't play any more this year.
Official American Association Schedule, 1911
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Bill Jones Had Prize Story
"da Bops' Mm Si Perkin*
TMjr CMW«*i |«*Um
Bar* Yarn.
tfee ot*» rood*' ptyr'T,
igl p» *tf» Lrptai to outdo
to tnwiai ft*b uortcs
fa* > that Hdlwti *bo tltO#
j3 b . tSa loot oateS -oaad
to* *• « !■■•«*: tfco Safc tkat
tSo Out mas
through the bungbole of a barrel and
grew to big he couldn’t get out, and
all the other venerable yarns had been
toiu. but old Bill Jones had remained
client.
"Give us a story. Bill." said some
body.
"1‘on't know nothing that would
stand np with them you've told," said
Bill. "Strangest thing that ever hap
pened to me was when I lent SI Per
kins my hull darn fishin' outflt"
“What was that?" they exclaimed.
“Oh, nothing, ’cept’ that Si returned
everything all O. K., and had given my
rod a coat of varnish!"
Then the meeting broke up.—From
the Outer’s Book.
How Far Can You See?
What is the farthest limit to which
the human vision can reach? Power
In his book. "The Eye and Sight"
gives the ability to see the star,
Alcor. situated at the tail of the Great
Bear, as the test. Indeed, the Arabs
call It the Test star. It Is most ex
ceptionable to be able to see Jupiter's
satellites with the naked eye. though
one or two cases are recorded, the
third satellite being the most distinct
Peruvians are aald to be the longest
sighted race on earth. Humboldt re
cords a case where these Indians per
ceived a human figure IS miles, a way.
being able to recognise that It was
human and clad la whits. This Is
probably the record for tar sight
The Man That Was Snubbed
By NETTIE LEWIS
Captain Turner had leave of absence
for three months, but he had enough
private business down on ix>ng Island
and in New York to keep him busy.
He had purchased a country home for
his widowed mother, and that had to
be fixed up. There were many things
to be bought in the city and a dozen
friends he had to look up at their
various clubs. Thus it happened that
he took the train into town almost
every day. and at night took the train
out again.
Judge Eldridge lived at the next
station below, and the judge had a
lovely daughter named Edith. She
and her father or mother often took
the train into town and back again!
but the reason that the captain did
not catch sight of her during the first
week was because Judge Eldridge
and his wife took a trip to Europe
and left her behind in the care of
Aunt Susan, the judge's sister, who
had come on from Pennsylvania to
act as guardian and chaperon. Aunt
Susan was an old-fashioned woman,
with old-fashioned notions The day
that the judge and his wife departed
she took Miss Edith out under the
apple tree and said:
“My dear, you must realize that
things have changed. Until your par
ents return you will be in my charge.
There is to be no more flirting with
the young man at the railroad station.
There is to be no more flirting on the
train. There is to be no sudden fall
ing in love If you plan any elopement
I shall surely frustrate it. I shall
look for you to assume a haughty de
meanor and give all men to under
stand that you are the daughter of
Judge Eldridge."
Edith Eldridge was indignant at this
threatened espionage, but she was
rather noted for her wisdom, and in
stead of getting red in the face and
declaring she would never submit,
she assumed such a docile and obe
dient attitude that Aunt Susan was
surprised at her easy victory. The
He Had a Revolver in His Hand.
next morning, however, she had rea
son to doubt. They were sitting on
the veranda, when a tin peddler
stopped at the gate. He came up the
path laden with pans and dippers and
basins, and addressing the girl he
said:
"1 can offer you tinware 15 per cent,
cheaper than you can get it at any de
partmes; store in New York or Brook
lyn. Here is a pan that you can’t buy
up town for less'n 10 cents, and yet
my price is only—”
’’Aunt, will you see about it 7” asked
Edith as she rose with great dignity.
"I am Judge Eldridge’s daughter, you
know, and I cannot enter into any
flirtations."
The peddler was sent about his busi
ness hot foot, and the red spots on
Aunt Susan’s cheeks did not disappear
for hours. Right away after luncheon
they took the train for the city to look
at some bargains in shirt waists. The
station agent was a rather good look
ing young man. and on several occa
sions he had had something to say to
the judge and his daughter—something
not exactly connected with selling
tickets or checking trunks. But as for
anything approaching a flirtation in
the slightest degree that was all non
sense. The aunt was given the money
to buy the tickets, and when she
looked her surprise Miss Edith quietly
said:
"He might try to flirt with me. and
I should have to snub him."
Captain Turner was there among
the passengers When Aunt Susan
dropped the money on the floor, he
I sprang to pick it up. When she
dropped one of the tickets on the floor,
he restored it. When they had board
ed the train and Miss Edith tried in
vain to raise a window, it was the
captain who raised the obstinate sash
first, and his hat next.
"Why didn't you thank him instead
of bowing so coldly?" whispered the
aunt a moment later.
“Because my role is to be one of
haughty indifference. That man needs
only the slightest encouragement to
try to flirt w ith me.”
"He will certainly think you have
no breeding." protested the aunt as
j they were driving down town.
Captain Turner had not been seek
ing an opportunity. He was no such
I man as that. Events had come along
naturally, and he hadn't expected any
effusive thanks, but he was nettled a
bit by the haughty indifference shown
by th^ young lady. Two days later,
while he was going over to Jayville in
an auto he had hired for the season
and was running himself, he came
upon a scene by the roadside. Edith
and her aunt were out In the judge's
auto, which the girl had managed on
fifty previous occasions, and ail was
going well when a' wheel dropped into
a hole, and the two were thrown out.
The passengers had just picked them
selves up and ascertained that they
had suffered only a bruise or two.
when the soldier came whizzing up.
Of course, he stopped and offered his
aid. The aunt looked to Edith, but
Edith turned her shoulder and mut
tered something about walking home
and sending the chauffeur after the
machine. Then Aunt Susan had to
say: "If you would only be so kind,
sir!” and the captain, with the help
of two farmers who came along, right
ed the auto and found that it could
be run home under its own power.
Aunt Susan was profuse in her
thanks, but Miss Edith only slightly
bowed her acknowledgments.
"I thought you had some manners
about you." exclaimed the chaperon
as they were homeward bound. “After
all his trouble, the gentleman de
served something more than the icy
bow you gave him."
i ne rea spots on tne aunt s cneefcs
enlarged and became more vivid, and
her teeth made a grating noise, but
what could she do about it? She had
laid down the law and must abide by
it. Of course, the captain discovered
the identity of the proud and haughty
girl. He was bound to do that. When
a gentleman has been repeatedly
snubbed by a good-looking young lady
h* is just as anxious to learn the
name of the snubbess as he would be
if he was in love. He got into the
habit of going to the depot every day.
If the ladies took the train, he took
it also. If they did not appear, he re
turned home. He also rode out in his
auto, and when he did not meet them,
he returned home with the feeling
that he was an ill-used man. Even
when he journeyed up town in the
same car with them. Aunt Susan sim
ply bobbed her head in doubtful recog
nition. while Edith looked straight
past him or oyer his head. When two
weeks had gone by. the captain went
off to a golf club for the day, and did
not leave for home in his ai
nine o'clock It lengthened
nev by four miles to come by wag of
Judge Eldridge's manor
He was approaching the house when
he was hailed by a man at the road
side and a few words passed between
them. The man was told to come on.
but he continued his way. The cap
tain and the auto turned in at the
lodge' and made for the front door,
and the machine had not yet come to j
a halt when the soldier was bounding
up the steps and flinging open the
front door. In the sitting-room, to
the left of the hall, sat two women, j
tied to their chairs, and in the dining- ■
room beyond three men were packing
up the household silver and pausing
now and then to sip of the judge's !
best. There was just a moment of
hesitation, and then the soldier ap- j
peared before the trio. He had a re
volver in his hand, but he used it
only as a club. He struck right and j
left, and he struck hard. The fellows j
went toppling over before they could
understand what had broken loose. ;
Then the women were untied, the :
cords used to bind the others, and
when all was finished the soldier in
quired if he could be of any help.
Aunt Susan coughed and gulped and
choked up and could not answer, j
Edith looked her full in the face and !
asked:
"Auntie, may I flirt enough with
this gentleman to answer his ques
tion*”
"You may flirt—you may fall in I
love—you may elope—you may get
married!” was the sobbing answer as
the dear old Puritan laid her hea*! ca
the table.
1 1
PREFERRED THE GREEN ONES
Mr. Smith Says They Last Twice as
Long as the Ripe One and
Cost No More.
He was sauntering past the gro
! eery with a slow step and looking
j straight ahead when the grocer ac
| i os ted him with:
"O, Mr. Smith, just a word.”
"Certainly—certainly. Excuse my
abstraction. 1 fully intended to stop
and buy a watermelon.”
"That's Just what I was going to
speak to you about."
“Very considerate. I'm sure. I see
you have some nice ones this morn
ing You may pick tne out the largest
one and send it up."
“Yes. but a word with you first.
Mr. Smith I claim to be an honest
man.”
"Certainly you do. and you are. If
1 didn't think so I should take my
orders elsewhere.”
"And I further claim. Mr. Smith, to
have a conscience. You have bought
a dozen or more melons here since
the season opened. 1 have always
made the selection for yon. I don't
feel quite right about it. You have
made no kicks, but your coachman
was in here yesterday and was tell
ing me that of all the melons thus
far sent up. all but a single one
turned out to be green.”
“Well?"
“I’m sorry about it. Nine out of
ten of the melons I’ve handled this
year seem to be green, and I hope
you won't think it's my fault.”
“Why. my dear man. there's no
cause for complaint—no cause what
ever."
“But I know jow disappointed a
person is when they come to put a
melon on the table and find it green.”
“Tut. tut. man. I'm buying melons
of you because I like 'em green. They
last twice as long as the ripe ones
and are no higher in price. Pay no
attention to my coachman/ If he
likes ripe melons It's his misfor
tune."—Pittsburg Dispatch.
BETTER TEETH
FEWER DENTIST’S BILLS
( Your teeth decay because particles
of food get Into crevices between and
around tho teeth and create germs
of decay. Ordinary tooth powders
and washes are entirely inadequate
to prevent It.
Try Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic, a de
licious. harmless germicide. Just a
little In a glass of water, and rinse the
mouth and brush the teeth thoroughly.
It will whiten the teeth, prevent
and remove tartar, destroy all germs
of decay and save you dentist's bills.
Paxtine thoroughly cleanses, de
odorizes and keeps pure and odorless
false teeth and bridgework. Paxtine
is far superior to liquid antiseptics
and peroxide for all toilet and hy
j gienic uses. At Druggists 25 and 50c.
j or sent postpaid upon receipt of price
by The Paxton T6ilet Co.. Boston,
j Mass. Send for a free sample.
WHAT DID HE MEANT
The Judge—No. my conscience does
n’t hurt me when I give a man a life
sentence, if I'm sure of his guilt. Bui
I suppose yours does?
The Preacher—How do you mean?
The Judge—Why, you sentence
i many Innocent men for life and then
1 collect a fee for doing it.
I SCALES ALL OVER HER BODY
“About three years ago I was af
I fected by white scales on my knees
and elbows. I consulted a doctor who
I treated me for ringworm. I saw na
change and consulted a specialist and
he claimed 1 had psoriasis. I contin
ued treatments under him for about
six months until I saw scales break
ing out all over my body save my
face. My scalp was affected, and my
hair began to fall. I then changed
1 doctors to no avail. I went to two
hospitals and each wanted to make a
study of the case and seemed unable
i *s> cure It or assure me of a cure. I
; -Tied several patent medicines and
was finally advised by a friend who
has used Cuticura on her children
tince their birth, to purchase the
Cuticura Remedies. I purchased a
cake of Soap, the Ointment and the
! Resolvent. After the first application
the itching was allayed.
‘1 am still using the Soap and Oint
ment and now feel that none other is
- good enough for my skin. The psor
j iasis has disappeared and I every
| where feel better. My bands w ere so
disfigured before using the Cuticura
Remedies that I had to wear gloves all
the time. Now my body and hands
are looking fine.” (Signed) Miss Sara
Burnett, 2135 Fitzwater St., Philadel
phia. Pa.. Sept. 30, 1910.
Cuticura Soap (25c) and Cuticura
Ointment (50c) are sold throughout
the world. Send to Potter Drug &
j Chem. C«rp„ sole props., 135 Colum
bus Ave., Boston, for free book on af
fections of the skin and scalp.
Accounting for It.
Wedderly—They say that a man
and his wife grow to look alike aftei
; they have been married a few years
Now, my wife and 1 have been mar
ried ten years; do you think we look
alike?
, Singleton—Yes, indeed. You bott
seem to have the same sad expression
j —Stray Stories.
Saving Trouble.
Tht> husband of a fashionable wom
an. whose gowns are at once the ad
miration and despair of her feminine
acquaintances, was discussing the
cost of living with a friend at the
Union League the other night.
“By the way,” ventured the friend
“—er—don't you have a good deal ol
trouble keeping your wife dressed ir
the height of style 1“
The woman's husband smiled and
then shook his head emphatically.
”Oh, no." he said, "nothing to speak
of. Nothing—nothing to the troubl*
I'd have if I didn't/
Occasionally or oftener people lead
a man to believe they admire him
when in reality they are only trying
to work blm.
To restore a normal action to liver, kid
neys, stomach and bowels, take Garfield
Tea, the mild Herb laxative. All druggists
It Is no use running; to set out be
times is the main point.—La Fontaine
Don’t Trifle With
Your Health
At the first sign of any
trouble take Hostet
ter’s Stomach Bitters.
It has an established
reputation as a health
maker and preserver.
Refuse anything else. |
The Bitters is really
excellent, and worthy I
of a trifil in cases of
Poor Appetite
Sour Risings
Indigestion
Spring Ailments
Costiveness or
Malarial Disorders