STA* PLAYERS COUNTRY-BRED i ■_ I prrnmma ot _ e CoiilJ.s Mte < « to—t>r. rtud Haber and tb* •M d tW AtUftic tribe Practically of tbe present Quaker Leroes *m aaa tbe tidtf of day la quiet Mr MM »ery feu wade tbeir try •d b tbe tarpe burps tTu —dead ra ber laier**- in* ta Ux>k •e tbe dupe un tbe BMra a too look part b tbe tmmmi bq aeries betweea tbe uc !• K-.L.f . > ill shot tb* •arid aaa vitally la aad ante tbe panes of tbeir ^fct mam player i* A* t'kkscs or Pbiladelpbia Attention tbaa _ . Eddie ta a real i pm .* * o.-L-. u> t > We a tint on* • tbal be dm saw I da IS M: eron X T _1 Mdaw is ieratcd la i__ a dtdmt queer ton ta aasaer. IW 1 dCrsr la say ikat It It roar ■bar* .a bee Turk Ka doubt H ait. I * as tbe boaie of ■ bo dM beery burl Inc hr *be Vbietlr* is now listed lit tb* ot| dssrtary «d KeuueUurk. Me d 'bet bare * fur.auate eeoucb to to— at ss>b a luxury It Is eea ersUy aaypaard ’lit Jssc Is a real Man a* Staler, but aarto ls far from be—c (be case, as Le Grande. la . eta i—i tti • 'oatLbs as Ka laiortls son fc't bard Mi —y a bib is tb* Burst esc* cotitfw ■’ysntrbiimk -x lx Craata It'* _ _ hHMM ftafll M mrmtxr tUgtt t* sbo prs,* 'i i.li krpr tta i 4. a ta* running last sues ■■ is-M -*t* (taw a* tta , not MIDDLEWEIGHT REGAINS HIS TITLE - ' I Billy Papke..Champion of the World. < m** latmant for the middleweight aaiuplonship of the world has been 'ffertlveljr removed Billy Papke, the American Thunderbolt, the other day kc.« ked ml Dave Smith. Australian title holder, in the seventh round at Sydney. Xew South Wales This must he sweet as honey to Billy, because he lost to Smith on a foul. Evidently Papke has recovered from ihe illess •hi h gripped him when he met the Australian and also “Cyclone" Johnny Thorn peon It mill he remembered that the Cy clime got the decision from Papke on points in a twenty-round go Many believed Billy was not himself at the time, believing it unlikely Thompson could win otherwise. Reports from Sydney bear out this impression. Papke's condition today shows that he is far superior to the Australian and absolutely confirmed the claims of the American's followers that he was not physically fit for the first con test The defeat of Smith by the knock- , out route makes Papke the world's I champion, a title he may claim for the I'nited States on his arrival here. know that's not Pomeroy where they i make the grape Frank Chance and Orvis Overall of the Cubs are two native sons of Call fornta woo swear by the land of sun shine and flowers and other things one would hardly think, however, that 'wo atK-h fine athletes would hail from Fresno and Visalia respectively They refuse to take the blame for the oc currence Front the way Frank Baker plays baseball you would never think that be started in life with a heavy handi t ap. such as being torn in Trappe. Md. The town council ought to do something nice for Frank for putting the hamlet on the map. A few other star*, like Topsy Hartsel. was born in Wellington. O . the great Miner Brown at Rosadale. Ind : the renown «d < hief i'• sder a' Brainard. Minn the clever Jimmy Sheckard at lumbia. Pa : Frank Scuhe at Coshoc ton. X Y . and Jimmy Dygert at that dear old I'tiea. Savage at Amherst. Edward Savage will coach the Am ber!-' football team this year, using the Yale tactics. H- played last year wl'h Yale, being an understudy to Coy the year before. FRANK CHANCE IS SUSPENDED _ American Automobile Association Bars Cub Manager for Year for Start ing Races at Oldfield Meet. The announcement was made the ! other day that Frank L. Chance, lead er of the Cubs, had been suspended for one year by the American Automo bile association from participation in ! any of its race meetings. Chance, who is a friend of Barney Oldfield, brought down the ire of the big auto body for acting as starter at one of the former's race meetings on the coast. The susi>ension probably will not be such a sad blow to the man ager. as he will be too busy with his coming champions to worry about au tomobile racing. □clan to Coach. It was announced at Portland. Ore., th“ other day that Sam Dolan of Port land, for four years star tackle on the N'otre Dame university football team and for two years all-western tackle, has been chosen head coach at his alma mater. Dolan worked last year on the coaching staff of the Oregon agricultural college. f R Rau. a young sprinter of Ger- j many. Is credited with running i5 yards In 5 7 seconds Harvard will hoid an intercollegiate j tra- k and fl id championship at Cam bridge May 76 and 77. I illiaruist Ora Momingsiar has abandoned bis trip *o Paris and will | make Pittsburg his home Callahan seems to have "come i back.' but. then, according to semi pro players Jimmy never was gone. President Torn Lynch is an optimist lie say* there is not enough money in the ountry to make baseball \ rrool <»d Various 'niunms of unintelligible language >n the sporlng page lead the average citizen to believe that spring is at hand. The man who laughed and joked while doctors probed for a bullet in his head must have a dome like some ball players we know. It is not often baseball players are affected by gas as were the Philadel phia National league men. Usually it is the public which is afflicted with hot air The western division meet of the Canadian Canoe association will be held in Toronto. Either the Parkdale or the Toronto Canoe club will handle the affair. The Canadian Canoe asso elation final clash to decide national '-hampionships will be held in Ottawa SOCCER IS DISLIKED BY GIRL Dashing American Beauty Tells in Characteristic Manner Why She Prefers Gridiron Game. When the faculties glared at foot ball. and the grand old college game looked to be at an end at Penn, an ef fort was made to substitute suc cer for the gridiron sport. The gates were thrown open and the undergraduates and public were asked to view the new form of college pas time. A dashing girl, with good American blood coursing through her heart, crit ically eyed every move of the soccer players. „ A dozen times one team forced the ball to the other's goal, only to htfve it batted away and the play start all over. "It Is so idiotic," she remarked. "Xow, they just kick the ball right up to the point of doing something: along comes a fellow anl with one boot he undoes all their labor or the fellow who stands in that hoopskirt net kicks it. and some one bawls: ‘Well played, sir.' "Permit me to remark, that in foot ball it's different, bet Billy Hollen back or Danny Hutchinson get the ball on the one-yard line, third down and a yard to go. and if they don't take it across there will be half a dozen hurt, l,et's go home.” DE ORO RETAINS POOL TITLE Successfully Defends Claim to Cham pionship of World by Defeat ing Thomas Hueston. Alfred De Oro successfully defend ed his title of pool champion of the world by defeating Thomas Hueston of St. Ixtuis, 600 to 493 The final block opened with De Oro 70 points Alfred De Oro. ahead, and consistent play he ran out 195 points. Hueston played a clever game in spots, and made 13S points, but the Cuban was his master. De Oro ran 55 consecutive points, the highest run of the match. Hueston's highest was 31. McAleer Wants Speed. Jimmy McAleer is a great believer in S|>eed for a ball club, so it is not surprising that he should retain R. F. l^eMat. the track coach, to help in the work of developing the Senators. For the past two years l^eMat has attend ed most of the morning sessions at the Senators' park and has assisted ma terially in developing the sprinter's art among the players. While he knows all the rudiments of running, it is a special scheme of his that helps a man to turn while going at top speed that he will try to teach. De Mat claims that a certain style which he has discovered of arm swing in crossing a base will enable a man to keep his stride instead of beiug forced to miss a step at each of the three corners of the diamond. Cornell to Lose Butler. Eddie Butler, the crack football quarter back and a baseball catcher of great promise, will not be able to appear on the diamond for Cornell this year. Butler has been examined by a Philadelphia surgeon, who sent word to Coach Coogan that if Butler kept on playing now he would have a stiff arm permanently. One of the cartil ages In his arm has been strained and he won't play any more this year. Official American Association Schedule, 1911 i at at at at at at ' ' **! 1 4 '* '• * INDUSAWUS LOUISVILLE MILWAUKEE KANSAS U1TY MINNEAPOLIS ST. PAUL **» 1 ’ 17 M»» >. 1». II May 12. 13. 14 April 25. 26. 27 April 28. 29. 30 May 2. sTi May 5. A 7 ’ rutu Me . AIX. «>P ' . *■ J-'r 1> July 12. 13. 14 June 17. 18, 19 June 14. 15. 16 June 11. 12. 13 June 8. 9 10 7J' i 4 5 . . A * *’ '• 1" Aug 13. 14. 15 July 25. 26. 27 jjuly 22. 23. 24 July 31. Aug 1. 2 July 28. 28 30 ■- * t 1. 1 Sept 12. 13. 14 Sept 6. 7. 8 Sept. 22. 23. 24 |Sept. 25. 26. 26 Sept 16. 17. 17 jSep'i. is. 19. 20 7 7- f- f < May 9. 10. II May 5. A 7 May 1. 2. 3. 4 April 25. X. 27 jAprll 38. 28. 30 1UU1MI , ! ., * V ' J.u,,r “A- **• 7® July 4 4- 5 J11 nc 8. 9. 10 June 11. 12. IS June 17. 18. 19 June 15. 16 * - 1 Aug U. M. U Aug 16. 1,. 18 July 2S. 29. 91 July 31; Aug. 1. 2 Julv 35. 26. 27 July 22. a 24 *’ " S!_ _Sryt, A 7. I_Sept. 1. 2. 2 Sept. 18. 19. 30 jSept. 16. 17 Sept. 22. 23. 24 jSept. 26. X. 26. 7; ft? f ? 3 S- .*• “ ' »■ May 1. 2. 3. 4 :May 5. A 7 April 28. 29. » . - April 25. 26.' 2: U» 1AMAi ’ - , - : •* 15IP«>PTAVT July 6. .. * June 11. 12. 13 June X. 9. 10 !Jun» 14. 15. 16 June 17. 18. 19 . '* 4 *•*A Atig 10.11.12 July 31; Aug. 1. 2 {July 28. 29. 30 July 22. 23. 24 July 25. 26. 27 ■* ® _ Sept 9. K 1! Sept 16. 17 Sept IS. 19. 20 Sept 25. 26, 27 tSept. 22. 23. 94 J*“; A * \ ' j'!'t i’t **' **■ J4- ,27 , ‘April 38. 29. 30 i April 25. 36. 27 ‘May 5. 6. V 1 ‘May 1.2. X 4 MMWIOJC . . * Vi * a •" i7A “ l* SPORTINO Jun* 14 **• 14 June 17. 18. 19 June 8. 9. 10 June 11. U. 13 £7* 4 ■ ‘ Cel5 ti t? M 4 4 8 , , 1 SPORTINO J,jly 22. 23. 24 July 25 26 July 38. 29. 30 July 31. Aug. 1. 2 _ M _^ 0,1 1 S*pt. 25. 26. 26 Sopt. 21. 22. 23. 24 S*pt. 1R. 19. 5> S*»pt. 16. 17 1 Atr.JL a U Apr.; E K May 30. 30. 31 Lay II. 12. IS May 9. 10 SKSAt » i t y 1 ^ *> *j; A „ 4 »• M VFWS July 4. 4.5 July 10. 11. 12 July 7. 8. 9 ^ J ' -4 26 Jun** 21. 22. 23 IN r. V> S Qfr)t i •» "t a .<» 11 to ««* ? s q tn A * y ~ ' * 2 r- _ A ** *-• ^ -4 -4 Au* 1!#- 3®. -l ;S«pt. 27. *2R. 29 Sept 6. 7. R Sept. *9. 10 11 £* r ? **•"' * k » -'pr I 1* 17 April 12. 13. 14 Mav 14. "ITT 16 May 9 ~19 M iv II U 13 .....a.ee. A . _ 27 » Mar 1* 19. » May 21. 22. 23 July 19. 30. 21 July 7* 8°9 July M 11 1* ““** " « - i-’**.! ' 3 lu.e •, July 1. I June 27. 28. 29 Aug 4. 5. 6 PRINTED Vug 7 8 % ,a Vug i Pu • 4 - A 3 _ A.g 29 3, Aug 25. N. 27 Sept 4, V 5 _ j£p. * lb. V j££t. i 7 8 »S^ •• ‘ Apr. ’i C 4 April a. 22. 3 ApHi 1A 19. 20 June 1. 2. 3 June 4 5 6 L * .. S!*»«AJ- - M* V 1 ' V-- - V . v- -* -■ -4 M*> -■ J* July 16. 17. 18 July IX 14. 15 ... T„u.al, •“•e r P -■> - ' • *■1 ■ - . J • 21. 22. a J .re 21. a. 26 Aug 16 17 18 Aug 14 15 IN THESE Juli 4 am. !0. 21 _ *-« - * * < - ^ » Aug 13 20. .1 Aug 3. 23. 24. 24 Sept. 12. X 14 Sept. 30.' 30; Oct 1. 1 .£“* \ f 4 ^ It .« Ape.. 4 17 Ap- ■*. 19. JO April 21 a. a June 4 5. 6 June 1 * 3 May 14. 16 _ M. * Me, 24 '2. 36 M-V 21. 22. M May 18. 19 20 July IX 14, 15 July 16. 17. 18 May 9) am COLUMNS. ** " 3 « *u’ 4 * Jute- 27 29. i» June 30. July 1, 2 Aug. 14. 15. 31 Aui. 16. 17. 18 >uly 4 pm.. 5. X 19 W****"* "> - '3 24 Aug 3 8.!: Aug 2K. 29. 2 ; Stpt. Oct. 1. 1 Sept. 12. 13 14 Aug 3. 5 -_ . I _ A_ Sept. X 4 pm.. 28 _" _____ r Bill Jones Had Prize Story "da Bops' Mm Si Perkin* TMjr CMW«*i |«*Um Bar* Yarn. tfee ot*» rood*' ptyr'T, igl p» *tf» Lrptai to outdo to tnwiai ft*b uortcs fa* > that Hdlwti *bo tltO# j3 b . tSa loot oateS -oaad to* *• « !■■•«*: tfco Safc tkat tSo Out mas through the bungbole of a barrel and grew to big he couldn’t get out, and all the other venerable yarns had been toiu. but old Bill Jones had remained client. "Give us a story. Bill." said some body. "1‘on't know nothing that would stand np with them you've told," said Bill. "Strangest thing that ever hap pened to me was when I lent SI Per kins my hull darn fishin' outflt" “What was that?" they exclaimed. “Oh, nothing, ’cept’ that Si returned everything all O. K., and had given my rod a coat of varnish!" Then the meeting broke up.—From the Outer’s Book. How Far Can You See? What is the farthest limit to which the human vision can reach? Power In his book. "The Eye and Sight" gives the ability to see the star, Alcor. situated at the tail of the Great Bear, as the test. Indeed, the Arabs call It the Test star. It Is most ex ceptionable to be able to see Jupiter's satellites with the naked eye. though one or two cases are recorded, the third satellite being the most distinct Peruvians are aald to be the longest sighted race on earth. Humboldt re cords a case where these Indians per ceived a human figure IS miles, a way. being able to recognise that It was human and clad la whits. This Is probably the record for tar sight The Man That Was Snubbed By NETTIE LEWIS Captain Turner had leave of absence for three months, but he had enough private business down on ix>ng Island and in New York to keep him busy. He had purchased a country home for his widowed mother, and that had to be fixed up. There were many things to be bought in the city and a dozen friends he had to look up at their various clubs. Thus it happened that he took the train into town almost every day. and at night took the train out again. Judge Eldridge lived at the next station below, and the judge had a lovely daughter named Edith. She and her father or mother often took the train into town and back again! but the reason that the captain did not catch sight of her during the first week was because Judge Eldridge and his wife took a trip to Europe and left her behind in the care of Aunt Susan, the judge's sister, who had come on from Pennsylvania to act as guardian and chaperon. Aunt Susan was an old-fashioned woman, with old-fashioned notions The day that the judge and his wife departed she took Miss Edith out under the apple tree and said: “My dear, you must realize that things have changed. Until your par ents return you will be in my charge. There is to be no more flirting with the young man at the railroad station. There is to be no more flirting on the train. There is to be no sudden fall ing in love If you plan any elopement I shall surely frustrate it. I shall look for you to assume a haughty de meanor and give all men to under stand that you are the daughter of Judge Eldridge." Edith Eldridge was indignant at this threatened espionage, but she was rather noted for her wisdom, and in stead of getting red in the face and declaring she would never submit, she assumed such a docile and obe dient attitude that Aunt Susan was surprised at her easy victory. The He Had a Revolver in His Hand. next morning, however, she had rea son to doubt. They were sitting on the veranda, when a tin peddler stopped at the gate. He came up the path laden with pans and dippers and basins, and addressing the girl he said: "1 can offer you tinware 15 per cent, cheaper than you can get it at any de partmes; store in New York or Brook lyn. Here is a pan that you can’t buy up town for less'n 10 cents, and yet my price is only—” ’’Aunt, will you see about it 7” asked Edith as she rose with great dignity. "I am Judge Eldridge’s daughter, you know, and I cannot enter into any flirtations." The peddler was sent about his busi ness hot foot, and the red spots on Aunt Susan’s cheeks did not disappear for hours. Right away after luncheon they took the train for the city to look at some bargains in shirt waists. The station agent was a rather good look ing young man. and on several occa sions he had had something to say to the judge and his daughter—something not exactly connected with selling tickets or checking trunks. But as for anything approaching a flirtation in the slightest degree that was all non sense. The aunt was given the money to buy the tickets, and when she looked her surprise Miss Edith quietly said: "He might try to flirt with me. and I should have to snub him." Captain Turner was there among the passengers When Aunt Susan dropped the money on the floor, he I sprang to pick it up. When she dropped one of the tickets on the floor, he restored it. When they had board ed the train and Miss Edith tried in vain to raise a window, it was the captain who raised the obstinate sash first, and his hat next. "Why didn't you thank him instead of bowing so coldly?" whispered the aunt a moment later. “Because my role is to be one of haughty indifference. That man needs only the slightest encouragement to try to flirt w ith me.” "He will certainly think you have no breeding." protested the aunt as j they were driving down town. Captain Turner had not been seek ing an opportunity. He was no such I man as that. Events had come along naturally, and he hadn't expected any effusive thanks, but he was nettled a bit by the haughty indifference shown by th^ young lady. Two days later, while he was going over to Jayville in an auto he had hired for the season and was running himself, he came upon a scene by the roadside. Edith and her aunt were out In the judge's auto, which the girl had managed on fifty previous occasions, and ail was going well when a' wheel dropped into a hole, and the two were thrown out. The passengers had just picked them selves up and ascertained that they had suffered only a bruise or two. when the soldier came whizzing up. Of course, he stopped and offered his aid. The aunt looked to Edith, but Edith turned her shoulder and mut tered something about walking home and sending the chauffeur after the machine. Then Aunt Susan had to say: "If you would only be so kind, sir!” and the captain, with the help of two farmers who came along, right ed the auto and found that it could be run home under its own power. Aunt Susan was profuse in her thanks, but Miss Edith only slightly bowed her acknowledgments. "I thought you had some manners about you." exclaimed the chaperon as they were homeward bound. “After all his trouble, the gentleman de served something more than the icy bow you gave him." i ne rea spots on tne aunt s cneefcs enlarged and became more vivid, and her teeth made a grating noise, but what could she do about it? She had laid down the law and must abide by it. Of course, the captain discovered the identity of the proud and haughty girl. He was bound to do that. When a gentleman has been repeatedly snubbed by a good-looking young lady h* is just as anxious to learn the name of the snubbess as he would be if he was in love. He got into the habit of going to the depot every day. If the ladies took the train, he took it also. If they did not appear, he re turned home. He also rode out in his auto, and when he did not meet them, he returned home with the feeling that he was an ill-used man. Even when he journeyed up town in the same car with them. Aunt Susan sim ply bobbed her head in doubtful recog nition. while Edith looked straight past him or oyer his head. When two weeks had gone by. the captain went off to a golf club for the day, and did not leave for home in his ai nine o'clock It lengthened nev by four miles to come by wag of Judge Eldridge's manor He was approaching the house when he was hailed by a man at the road side and a few words passed between them. The man was told to come on. but he continued his way. The cap tain and the auto turned in at the lodge' and made for the front door, and the machine had not yet come to j a halt when the soldier was bounding up the steps and flinging open the front door. In the sitting-room, to the left of the hall, sat two women, j tied to their chairs, and in the dining- ■ room beyond three men were packing up the household silver and pausing now and then to sip of the judge's ! best. There was just a moment of hesitation, and then the soldier ap- j peared before the trio. He had a re volver in his hand, but he used it only as a club. He struck right and j left, and he struck hard. The fellows j went toppling over before they could understand what had broken loose. ; Then the women were untied, the : cords used to bind the others, and when all was finished the soldier in quired if he could be of any help. Aunt Susan coughed and gulped and choked up and could not answer, j Edith looked her full in the face and ! asked: "Auntie, may I flirt enough with this gentleman to answer his ques tion*” "You may flirt—you may fall in I love—you may elope—you may get married!” was the sobbing answer as the dear old Puritan laid her hea*! ca the table. 1 1 PREFERRED THE GREEN ONES Mr. Smith Says They Last Twice as Long as the Ripe One and Cost No More. He was sauntering past the gro ! eery with a slow step and looking j straight ahead when the grocer ac | i os ted him with: "O, Mr. Smith, just a word.” "Certainly—certainly. Excuse my abstraction. 1 fully intended to stop and buy a watermelon.” "That's Just what I was going to speak to you about." “Very considerate. I'm sure. I see you have some nice ones this morn ing You may pick tne out the largest one and send it up." “Yes. but a word with you first. Mr. Smith I claim to be an honest man.” "Certainly you do. and you are. If 1 didn't think so I should take my orders elsewhere.” "And I further claim. Mr. Smith, to have a conscience. You have bought a dozen or more melons here since the season opened. 1 have always made the selection for yon. I don't feel quite right about it. You have made no kicks, but your coachman was in here yesterday and was tell ing me that of all the melons thus far sent up. all but a single one turned out to be green.” “Well?" “I’m sorry about it. Nine out of ten of the melons I’ve handled this year seem to be green, and I hope you won't think it's my fault.” “Why. my dear man. there's no cause for complaint—no cause what ever." “But I know jow disappointed a person is when they come to put a melon on the table and find it green.” “Tut. tut. man. I'm buying melons of you because I like 'em green. They last twice as long as the ripe ones and are no higher in price. Pay no attention to my coachman/ If he likes ripe melons It's his misfor tune."—Pittsburg Dispatch. BETTER TEETH FEWER DENTIST’S BILLS ( Your teeth decay because particles of food get Into crevices between and around tho teeth and create germs of decay. Ordinary tooth powders and washes are entirely inadequate to prevent It. Try Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic, a de licious. harmless germicide. Just a little In a glass of water, and rinse the mouth and brush the teeth thoroughly. It will whiten the teeth, prevent and remove tartar, destroy all germs of decay and save you dentist's bills. Paxtine thoroughly cleanses, de odorizes and keeps pure and odorless false teeth and bridgework. Paxtine is far superior to liquid antiseptics and peroxide for all toilet and hy j gienic uses. At Druggists 25 and 50c. j or sent postpaid upon receipt of price by The Paxton T6ilet Co.. Boston, j Mass. Send for a free sample. WHAT DID HE MEANT The Judge—No. my conscience does n’t hurt me when I give a man a life sentence, if I'm sure of his guilt. Bui I suppose yours does? The Preacher—How do you mean? The Judge—Why, you sentence i many Innocent men for life and then 1 collect a fee for doing it. I SCALES ALL OVER HER BODY “About three years ago I was af I fected by white scales on my knees and elbows. I consulted a doctor who I treated me for ringworm. I saw na change and consulted a specialist and he claimed 1 had psoriasis. I contin ued treatments under him for about six months until I saw scales break ing out all over my body save my face. My scalp was affected, and my hair began to fall. I then changed 1 doctors to no avail. I went to two hospitals and each wanted to make a study of the case and seemed unable i *s> cure It or assure me of a cure. I ; -Tied several patent medicines and was finally advised by a friend who has used Cuticura on her children tince their birth, to purchase the Cuticura Remedies. I purchased a cake of Soap, the Ointment and the ! Resolvent. After the first application the itching was allayed. ‘1 am still using the Soap and Oint ment and now feel that none other is - good enough for my skin. The psor j iasis has disappeared and I every | where feel better. My bands w ere so disfigured before using the Cuticura Remedies that I had to wear gloves all the time. Now my body and hands are looking fine.” (Signed) Miss Sara Burnett, 2135 Fitzwater St., Philadel phia. Pa.. Sept. 30, 1910. Cuticura Soap (25c) and Cuticura Ointment (50c) are sold throughout the world. Send to Potter Drug & j Chem. C«rp„ sole props., 135 Colum bus Ave., Boston, for free book on af fections of the skin and scalp. Accounting for It. Wedderly—They say that a man and his wife grow to look alike aftei ; they have been married a few years Now, my wife and 1 have been mar ried ten years; do you think we look alike? , Singleton—Yes, indeed. You bott seem to have the same sad expression j —Stray Stories. Saving Trouble. Tht> husband of a fashionable wom an. whose gowns are at once the ad miration and despair of her feminine acquaintances, was discussing the cost of living with a friend at the Union League the other night. “By the way,” ventured the friend “—er—don't you have a good deal ol trouble keeping your wife dressed ir the height of style 1“ The woman's husband smiled and then shook his head emphatically. ”Oh, no." he said, "nothing to speak of. Nothing—nothing to the troubl* I'd have if I didn't/ Occasionally or oftener people lead a man to believe they admire him when in reality they are only trying to work blm. To restore a normal action to liver, kid neys, stomach and bowels, take Garfield Tea, the mild Herb laxative. All druggists It Is no use running; to set out be times is the main point.—La Fontaine Don’t Trifle With Your Health At the first sign of any trouble take Hostet ter’s Stomach Bitters. It has an established reputation as a health maker and preserver. Refuse anything else. | The Bitters is really excellent, and worthy I of a trifil in cases of Poor Appetite Sour Risings Indigestion Spring Ailments Costiveness or Malarial Disorders