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    With the World9*?
Great Humorists
Selections from the Writings of the 'Best Kjnobun
Makers of Mirth.
While the Tee Cooled.
By J. W. Foley.
“I sincerely hope." said Mr. Rocke
feller, drawing his golf ball through a
valuable imported hydrangea bush,
"that this rash young man—what is
his name—Teddy velt — Teddyrooze—
no—Roosevelt—i have such a poor
memory for names—may come to no
harm. Where is he going, did I under
stand yon to say—up in New England
somewhere?"
Africa." corrected the press cor
respondent. who was consuming time
worth $2-t."8 a second.
Africa." mused Mr. Rockefeller, j
combing his golf ball out of the hy- j
drangea bush and setting it on a new j
tee. Has Wall street moved over j
there? Why should any man go to ;
Africa when we have such golf links
at home?” and he cast a loving glance j
over the stretch of greensward.
"Is there anything you would like
to say—?" began the press correspond
ent timidly.
The greatest need, of the world to
day." said Mr. Rockefeller, calculat
ing the swing with which to drive the
ball far into space "is love—human
love—real, brotherly affection between
man and man. I think this has been
said before, but it is true—true as the
everlasting blue of the sky that—”
"But about Roosevelt?" said the
tress correspondent. "Will it make
any difference, now that he is gone?"
"With the population." suggested
the Oil King, calmly, "it will make a
difference of one, surely," and he j
smiled a friendly smile. “I am very :
much interested in this young man
—Trozeted—Teddyrose—I always for
get that name. He will make his
mark, some day—indeed he is al
ready in a fair way to be-er—I might
say—measurably distinguished—but I
fear his being out of the public eye
will retard his advance. He was at
one time, I believe, in the government
service at Washington—I have read
his name, it seems to me. iu connec
tion with some lawsuits, have I not?
My memory is not as keen as it was
once. I am sure."
The press correspondent gasped.
H r;M
"Dear, Dear. Such a Visit.”
"He was president,” he exclaimed.
Mr. Rockefeller tapped liis toe with
his golf stick. "To he sure." he cried.
"A golf enthusiast forgets everything,
you see, but his links and bogey. I re
member now he sent me a bill one
time—some 529.o00.000—a trivial mat
ter that I had almost forgotten till
you recall it by this mention of the
presidency. I forgot now what it was
for—possibly an over-charge on a light
' bill or something. I remember I gave
it to the book-keeper and told him to
'ook it up and make a check if it was
all right. I will look it up in the
petty ledger. If he was going so
'ar possibly he may have needed the
money. I do hope he may not be in
convenienced by any oversight of ours.
Will he be away long?”
‘•A year and a quarter,” explained
the correspondent.
• Dear, dear, such a visit,” exclaimed
;he Oil King. "We shall miss him sore
ly. But the good people of Mexico
will be the gainers, and they—”
"Africa,” corrected the press corre
spondent. "He has gone to Africa,
not Mexico, you know.”
"To be sure—Africa,” related the
Oil Magnate. "These barbarous lands—
Africa. Missouri. Chicago—I get them
all confused. Still I have no complaint
against the Africans—so far as I
know they are a mild, tractable and I
congenial people. Do they golf?”
"I am sure I don't know,” returned |
the interviewer. "I am not up on the
Africans. But Roosevelt has not gone
to Africa to golf. He has gone to
hunt wild animals.”
Mr. Rockefeller rubbed his scalp re
flectively. "There are some trophies !
• hat are very precious to their owners
that are still out of the government's
hands,” he said. "I have a great deal
of sympathy for hunted animals, you ;
know. I could not bear to think of a
timid hippotamus bleeding in its nest,
while its mate was bearing home a
worm for supper, unaware of the trag
edies of sport. I wish you would say
for me that this young man—Teddy
velt I think you said*—should be merci
ful. and that I wish him a long jour
ney. and if it is a question of funds l
shall giadly defray any necessary ex
pense to prolong his trip. Alas, the
l>oor hippoiiotamif—’
(Copyright, 1309, by W. G. Chapman.)
Ci Mother Goose11 with a Moral
By Will S. Gidley.
l am engager m tae praiseworthy
task of constructing a brand new
“Mother Goose”—a “Mother Goose"
with a moral on every page. I am do
ing this to fill a Icng-felt want and an
empty pocket hook. They say “virtue
is its own reward." hut a slight recom
pense in the way of cash comes in
handy when a f^Jlow goes to buy gro
ceries or pay the gas bills. So I shall
expect the public—and especially the j
parents of the rising generation—to
rally to my support and buy my re
constructed “Mother Goose" in prefer
ence to all others.
I presume there is no boy alive and
§njoying good health who has not at
some time in his career longed to be a
pirate. But let him once read "The
Sad End of Pirate Pete,” and gaze on j
“A Needed Lesson and Warning.”
the accompanying: illustration, in the
"Mother Goose With a Moral,” and
that longing will be gone forever.
The picture will represent the pirate
swinging from the yard-arm of his
own vessel, having been captured and
executed for piracy on the high seas
il intended to enclose a cut of this
thrilling scene, but the artist has not
yet succeeded in getting the pirate
hung to his satisfaction—the artist's
satisfaction, I mean, so I am not able !
to do so) and beneath this iilustration
will be found the following explantory !
lines:
THE SAJ> END OK PIUATE PETE.
A pirate bold, in days of old,
I'id sail tlie raging main;
Ilis name complete was Pirate Pete,
His ship the Mary Jane.
One day. alas! it came to pass
Tiiis pirate shed some blood;
And then 'tis said, they killwd him dead, i
And changed his name to Mud!
These verses and the picture com
bined will pretty effectually dissipate
the youthful longing to be a pirate. I
imagine, oven in the most hardened;
and then on the next page of my in
valuable publication I shall turn my at
tention to inculcating a needed lesson
ami warning to the gory-minded |
youngsters whose chief ambition in
life is to become a great Indian slayer,
like Buffalo William, Kit Carson,
Daniel Boone and the rest of the long
haired and intrepid pioneers and
scouts that we read about in the hero
besprinkled pages of history.
rhe lesson ana the warning will
loom up in print as follows:
THE FATE OF TOMMY TENDERFOOT.
I-itt!• Tommy Tenderfoot, what did lie
do?
Went out west for to fight the Sioux!
I-ittle Tommy Tenderfoot met the savage
This's the way he looked when they got
through!
Here 1 shall give a realistic cut of
Tommy lying on his back, "horse do
come back,” or words to that effect,
punctuated with arrows and in a
mussed-up condition generally—a pic
Selling a Poem
By W. J. Lampton.
The editor was busy at his dr‘sk.
Roused by a signal cough he raised
his eyes anil saw before him a husky
looking man, bowin* with the suavity
of a cleric.
“Are you the editor?” he inquired
courteously.
"I am,” responded the editor with
no apparent warmth of manner nor
pride in the announcement. “Is there
anything I can do for you?”
“I don't know yet. I have a poem
which—”
“Oh. well,” the editor interrupted,
"I can t. We don't buy poytry.”
"But, my dear sir,” expostulated the
visitor, “did I say you did? Let me
answer my own question.” he went on,
waving off the editor's farther at
tempts, “I did not.”
Seating himself unabashed, he pre
pared to unfold a roll of manuscript
as long as "Paradise Lost.” “As I
was about to remark, I have a poem
here which—”
“What's the use of showing it to
me,” insisted the editor. “We do not
buy poetry.”
“Just so, just so.” admitted the vis
itor. sweetly, “I state my case and you
state yours. It is admirable. Will
you have a drink?”
This was a variation which took the
editor by surprise. At the sanij time
it gave him an unexpected opportunity
which he was not slow to grasp.
“Thank you,” he said, rising, “I
will.”
“That sounds reasonable,” said the
visitor, with a pleased smile, “and we
will finish our discussion elsewhere."
“What will you take?" inquired the
visitor-host when they had lined up
one deep, in front of the mahogany.
“Beer.” said the editor briefly.
"A vile compound," commented the
visitor, “but it's good enough for me.
Two beers, Mr. Barkeeper.”
They poured the potation down with
“hows" of mutual regard as far as ap
pearances went.
Have another?” said the visitor.
“Don't care if I do,” responded the
editor.
They were disposed of with prompti
tude.
“Have another?" urged the visitor.
“Have two more. What's a few beers
between friends?”
“I don't want any more.” the editor
protested, growing rancorous. “I
never drink at this hour.”
"Neither do I,” said the visitor
calmly.
“Well, what in thunder did you ask
me down here for?"
The visitor began unfolding his
manuscript and out of the center of
the roll he took a four-line stanza
; which he handed to the editor,
i “ What'll you give?” he inquired in
j true trader fashion.
■T’m-er," said the editor looking it
over critically, "I'll go you a quarter
on it.”
“It's yours.” responded the visitor
with a sad smile of sacrifice. "Now
please put your name to this,” and he
passed over a slip on which was writ
u
“That Sounds Reasonable,” Said the
Visitor.
ten: “Your poem is accepted.” The
editor saw no harm in compliance and
signed his name officially. He was get
ting out of it a whole lot better than
he thought he would. He went down
! into his pocket and brought out two
| dimes and a nickel. The visitor re
| turned him the nickel.
“What’s this for?” inquired the
editor, nonplussed.
“The drinks are on you.” grinned
the visitor, dropping his previous
smooth manner. “You see a friend of
mine bet me 120 that I couldn't sell
any poetry to you and I want to break
even. You buy the drinks and he
pays the bet, see? But I thought
when you accepted my invitation to
drink that I hail lost out,” he added
with a laugh in which the editor
joined, and asked him to call again.
(Copyright, 1903, by W. G. Chapman.)
ture well calculated ;.o discourage even :
the most ambitious and daring of
youths from going west with the idea
of exterminating the wily aboriginals
—what few we have left.
There will be many other striking
and valuable lesons in juvenile ethics
embodied in the pages of the revised
"Mother Goose,” but I refrain from
giving them here. Enough has already
been printed to demonstrate that this
is a work that must indubitably prove
of the greatest utility in domesticating
the rising generation and teaching
them that the poet was merely stating
the frozen and irrefragable truth
when he gave utterance to the now
familiar and famous remark—"There's
no place like home.”
(Copyright. 1909, by W. G. Chapman.)
INTO SERE AND YELLOW LEAF
- 41___
Eighteenth Century Women Seem to
Have Willingly Settled Down.
In an English novel of the eigh
teenth century the author thus refers
to & certain woman: ‘‘.She had reached
the age of 35, an age beyond which no
woman can hope either to feel or in
spire deep affection.” In one of
Jeorge Meredith’s early novels he re
fers to a character as a woman “on
the criminal side of 30.” A Boston
[ woman in the last century, after reach
ing the age of 30, put on, over her
abundant natural hair, a false front
and a cap. These were the outward
and visible signs of the matronly ma
turity she had reached. She gave up
at the same time all the gayer forms
of social intercourse. She confined
herself thereafter to the mild and
elderly variety. She had "come out”
into Boston society at 15. After two
years of social gayeties she had mar
ried. At 30 she was the mother of
eight children. She had lived the ac
tive part of her life. In accordance
with the conventions of her time she
settled down to a life of vegetating
domesticity. She was not an excep
tion. She was the normal woman of
her day, registering its customs, just
as a good thermometer registers the
temperature.—Appleton’s Magazine.
NEW LIFE AND STRENGTH
Obtained Through Proper Action of
the Kidneys.
Mrs. Josiah Straw, 526 X. Broadway,
Canton, So. Dak., says: "I suffered
for some time with
rheumatic pains in
my limbs and was
weak and languid.
The irregularity of
the kidney secre
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After using Doan's
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not have these trou
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to put new life and strength into my
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My husband had an experience almost
the same, and it is with pleasure that
we both recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills.”
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, X. Y.
ONE AGREEMENT.
Mr. Henpeck—It's no use. We can't
agree on a single subject.
Mrs. Henpeck—You're wrong, dear.
I always agree with you on the
weather.
SKIN TROUBLES CURED.
Two Little Girls Had Eczema Very
Badly—In One Case Chi!*s Hair
Came Out and Left Bare Patches.
Cuticura Met with Great Success.
‘'I have two little girls who have
been troubled very badly with eczema.
One of them bad it on her lower
limbs. I did everything that I could
hoar of for her, but it did not give
in until warm weather, when it seem
ingly subsided. The nest winter when
it became cold the eczema started
again and also in her head where it
would take the hair out and leave
hare patches. At the same time her
arms were sore the whole length of
them. T took ter to a physician, but
the child grew worse all the time. Her
sister's arms were also affected. I be
gan using Cuticura Remedies, and hv
the time the second lot was used their
skin was soft and smooth. Mrs. Charles
Raker, Albion. Me., Sept. 21, ‘OS.”
Potter Drug X Chem. Corp., Sole Props., Bcrtoa.
A Slight Misunderstanding.
The personally-conducted tourists
were viewing the ruins of the Alham
bra.
"How inspiring!” rapturously ex
claimed Mrs. Windfall. "Who built
that castle?”
"The Moors,” explained the guide.
“The Moores?" repeated the near
cultured lady. “oh. yes (turning to her
husband*, some of their descendants
are particular friends of ours, aren't
they, George?”—Illustrated Sunday
Magazine.
The Grind That Dulls.
If a scissors grinder kept his blade
on the whetstone unceasingly the
scissors would soon be useless. The
grind that dulls women is not daily
household duties. The housewife who
is knowing keeps herself sharpened
with frequent change and recreation.
Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle of
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infants and children, and see that it
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The Kind You Have Always Bought.
Hypocrisy.
Dr. Cook—Briggs, what is a hypo
crite?
Briggs, '12—A hypocrite is a stude
who comes to freshman English class
with a smile on his face.—Wisconsin
Sphinx.
Try Murine Eye Remedy
For Red, Weak, Weary. Watery Eves.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs
• -aw. Murine Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye
Pain. Try Murine for Y<!ur Eyes.
You take something from the bur
den of sorrow wheh you give the
troubled one something to do for soma
one else.
WHERE PAT DREW THE LINE, j
Patient and Long Suffering, But No
Man with a Face Like That Could
Work with Him.
Pat had been at work for three days
digging a well, and as the foreman
wanted it finished within the week he
had promised Pat another man to
help him. It was getting on for 11
O'-’ock, and Towser. the foreman's
oulldog. was locking over the edge of
the pit, when Pat said to himself,
“Smoke-o.”
He had just filled his pipe, and was
about to light it when he glanced up
and beheld Towser's handsome fea
tures.
Slowly removing the pipe from his
mouth, he said: "Be-e-egorra. Oi've
wor-rked wid Germans and Hengar-r
rians, and Oi've wor-rked wid Oital
ians and navgers. but if a man wid a
face like that comes down here to
work besoide me. 1 gets up.”
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, tj* they cannot reaeL I
tho scat of th* disease. Catarrh ip a blond or roopu- i
tut tonal disease, and In order fo cure It vou must take '
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Sold br Drucgfstii, price T5e.
lake Halls Family Piiis for ccnst.pation.
Work Ahead for Josh.
“I'll bo kind o' glad when Josh gits
home from school.” said Farmer Corn
tossel. "I have an idea he can he j
right useful.” “Are you going to put
him to work?” "Maybe. I've ex
hausted all the language I know on
that team of muies. But I haven’t
given up hope. I want to see wheth
er Josh can startle 'em some with his
college yell.”—Washington Star.
The Grip of Spring.
During the last twenty years many of our
citizens have been attacked in the spring
months by grip. Some have had serious or
slight attacks every year or two. All know
it to l-e a dancerous disease, if line's
Pleasant Tablets (which are sop] ;(t 25
cents a to:-: by druggists and dealers) are
taken when the first symptoms are felt. ,
t’.cie is hardly a chance of the malady get
ting a foothold- If you cannot get them
near home, send '25 cents to Orator F. ‘
Woodward, Le Roy, X. V. Sample free. !
Negative Virtues.
Beware of making your moral staple
consist of the negative virtues. It is
good to abstain, and teach others to
abstain, from all that is sinful or
hurtful. But making a business of it
leads to emaciation of character un
less one feeds largely also on the
more nutritious diet of active sympa
thetic benevolence.—Oliver Wendell
Holmes.
Starch, like everything else, is be
ing constantly improved, the patent
Starches put on the market 25 years
ago are very different and inferior to
those of the present day. In the lat
est discovery—Defiance Starch—all
injurious chemicals aro omitted, while
the addition of another ingredient, in
vented by us, gives to the Starch a
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Hear! Hear!
The city beautiful movement if
properly pushed will help not only the
individual, but the entire community^
and especially the property owner and
the householder. The public health is
also more or less involved. Are you
contributing to the movement? If
not, where is your public spirit and
civic pride?—Birmingham News.
Free! A 10c package of Garfield Tea to
anyone mailing us this notice, with name
and address, and names and addresses of
10 friends not now using the Ideal laxa
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All pleasure must be bought at the
price of pain. For the true, the price |
is paid before you enjoy it; for the
false, after you enjoy it.—John Foster, i
Those who keep Hamlins Wizard Oil in
the house do not have to buy any other
remedy for sore throat. No other rem
edy will cure this trouble so quickly or so
surely. Remember this.
David said that all men were liars
and he might have added that some
men work at it overtime.
Lewis’ Single Binder cigar—richest, most
satisfying smoke on the market. Your 1
dealer or Lewis’ Factory, I’eona, 111.
Nearly all of the world’s supply of
asbestos comes from Canada.
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For children teething, soften* the gums, reduce* to
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Fly time and baseball are very prop
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Thousands of women have written the story cf their
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Without great merit this medicine could never have
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Can any woman let prejudice stand between her and that
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Read this letter from a grateful woman, then make up
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In this clean, inviting spot, are baked —
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Compare them with the old - fashioned
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W. N. U.. OMAHA, NO. 21-1909.
Western Canada
MORE BIG CROPS IN ISC8
Another 60,000 set
tlers from the United
States. New dis
tricts opened for set
tlement. 320 acres
ofland toeacb set
t le r,— 1 60 free '
homestead ar.d 160 at $3.00 per acre.
“A vast rich country ar.d a contented pro9
pcrous people."— E.xiraci 'rout ■ r* res/- r,w>: e
a .\atirn.il Editor, xrhose ~As.; /«, ll'rftsrn
Canada, in August, 1906, u;is an iusfit.iti. n.
Many have paid the entire cost of their
farms and had a balance of from $10.00 to
$20.00 per acre as a result of one crop.
Spring wheat, winter wheat, oats, barley,
flax and peas are the principal crops, while
the wild grasses bring to perfection the
best cattle that have ever been sold on
the Chicago market.
Splendid climate, schools and churches
in all localities. Railways touch most of
the settled districts, and prices for produce
are always good. Lands may also be pur
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For pamphlets, maps and informeticn re
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tendent oflmmigration, Ottawa. Canada, or
the authorized Canadian Government Agent:
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The selection of the leather! for ear b part efrh*
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Flexible ami Longer Weal-turf f/5«r rim/ /.r. •
Shoes for Itrcry Member of the Family.
Men, Hoys Women. Miwen send t hiidreL
Par sale b - shoedeali-r* rrertshfir.
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TOILET ANTISEPTIC
-NOTHING LIKE IT FOR
TUP TrCTU P*3®11* e*ce!i any ceahfrice
* *•" ■ * ■■ in cleansing, whitening and
removing tartar from the teeth, besides destroying
all germs of decay and disease which ordinary
tooth preparations cannot do.
TUP BJftllTll ^>ixtinr u?ea' *’ a mouth
* ■*“ IWWM I ■■ wish disinfects the mouth
and throat, purifies the breath, and lulls the germs
which collect in the mouth, causing sore threat,
bad teeth, bad breath, grippe, and much sickness.
TUP FYFQ when inflamed, tired, ache
■ •a" » ■ M and hum, may be instantly
relieved and strengthened by Fax line.
rATARDU Pax tine will destroy the germs
IMIIHH that cause catarrh, heal the in
flammation and stop the discharge. It is a sure
remedy for uterine catarrh.
Paxtine is a harmless yet powerful
germicide,disinfectant and deodorizer, i
Used in bathing it destroys <xk>rs and *
leaves the body antiseptically dean.
EOR SALE AT DRUG STORES,50c. j
OR POSTRAID BY It AIL.
LARGE SAMPLE FREE?
THE PAXTON TOILET CO. BOSTON. MASS.
DEFIANCE STUCK—!£."£££
—other (tarcim only 12 oascec-Miae price and
“DEFIANCE’ IS SUPERIOR QUALITY.