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Great Humorists
Selections from the Writings of the Best Knotvn
Makers of Mirth.
A Philanthropic Soul
By Thomas L. Masscn.
vaicu ruuip&un, a millionaire, naa
made a little gift of ten thousand dol
lars to the Sunnyside hospital. While,
of course, he shrank from any mani
festation of gratitude, he learned that
the trustees insisted upon having a
semi-formal ceremony, and he had
been requested to honor the hospital
with his presence on this particular
afternoon, in order that the thanks of
the community at large, through the
trustees themselves, might be con
veyed to him properly. His automo
bile was waiting outside to convey him
to the place, and just before leaving
he stepped to the telephone and called
up his newsdealer. “Please have all
the evening papers delivered to my
house at five-thirty. ”
“Very well, sir.”
Mr. Pumpson then proceeded on his
way. Mrs. Pumpsou. who knew him
better even than the trustees of the
community at large, smiled as she saw
the car disappear around the first cor
ner.
t The ceremonies were simple, but
effective. j
The voice of the president trembled I
as he thanked Mr. Pumpson.
"This gift,” he said, “prompted by j
that large-hearted generosity of which j
the people of this country have hid so
many examples, comes at just the i
right moment. It enables us to add ;
another ward to our over-crowded hos-1
pital. It is also a manifestation of'
confidence in our institution, which I
will doubtless lead to other gifts. How j
can we adequately express our appre- ]
ciation oi tne public which has—
etc., etc.”
Mr. Pumpson responded modestly,
as was his wont.
It gave him more pleasure than
he could well convey. The welfare
of the ailing had always appealed to
him. As the science of hygiene ad
vanced it became necessary that the
modern methods should supersede the
old-time crudities. He trusted that
“A Visit of Inspection Was Made to
the Various Wards.”
his small contribution would be fol
lowed by others, etc., etc.
A collation was then served and a (
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visit of inspection made to the var
ious wards. Also the surgical apart
ments and the operating rooms were
all visited and explained.
This took up more time than Mr.
Pumpson had expected.
It was nearly six o'clock before
he returned to the house.
He looked on the table in the hall
He strode into the library. Then he
suddenly ran up against his wife.
“Where are the papers I ordered?''
“Papers? Did you order them?”
“Certainly. I telephoned to have
them delivered. They should have
been here an hour ago.”
Mr. Pumpson looked at his wife in
quiringly.
That lady held up her hands.
“Dear me, I didn’t know you cared
for those papers. I was sending up
a lot of magazines and reading mat
ter to the hospital this afternoon, and
I stuck them in with the rest.”
Her husband jumped up and down
with his face purple.
"What on earth did you do that for?
Didn't I order those papers for my
own use! What do you mean? How
dare you do such a thing? I am in the
habit of having my orders carried
out!”
He ran around the room like a
mad man.
His wife, smiling, reached under the
table and suddenly brought forth a
bundle. They looked like newspapers.
They were. She held them toward
him.
“Forgive me, dear,” she said. “Here
are those papers. I was just mean
enough to want to know how much
you really cared for that hospital.”
(Copyright, 190S, by TV. G. Chapman.)
The Chameleon’s Bite
>' By H. M. Egbert.
l always thought the inmates of an
asylum were raving lunatics, la gen
eral.” said the visitor at the institution
tea-party; ‘and yet a pleasanter and
more rational set of people than are
here I've never encountered. Surely if
you were to let your patients go out
into the world again they would be ca
pable of taking care of themselves?”
“Yes, if they knew that they had a
weak spot in their mental make-up.
But they don’t know it and won't be
lieve it. And when you touch them on
the sore place they go off at a tangent.
Were ycy thinking of anybody in par
ticular?’’
l “Yes,” said the visitor. ‘ That gen
tleman in the duck suit, for example.
I've been watching him move about
among the other patients and had quite
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"He’s Liable to Bite.”
a chat with him, and a more rational
man I’ve never come into contact
with.”
"Ah!” said the other thoughtfully.
"Did you happen to speak to him about
chameleons?”
“No,” the visitor admitted reluct
antly. "That's a subject we didn't
happen to touch upon.. Why?”
"O, no Special reason,” returned the
•other, "except that he wears a white
coat because he thinks he has been
bitten by a chameleon and will turn
tbe color of whatever he's standing by
■unless he wears white, which, as you
•know, is a combination of the three
primary colors and consequently con
tains them all.”
"And that's his weak spot?” the
visitor inquired.
"Yea, and it's rather a sad case. If
we could convince him that he wasn't
liable to change color we could let
him go free. But it's useless. That's
his delusion. He was a college pro
fessor, and was becoming quite an au
thority upon the marks of the spec
trum. He made his specialty the
changes of coloring occurring in the
chameleon and certain other lizards,
and was the author of a pamphlet in
which he ascribed these to certain re
fractions occurring in the pigmentary
deposits beneath the epidermical layer.
To cut the story short, he overworked
himself and, having received an in
significant bite from a chameleon
which he was handling, acquired the
delusion that the peculiarity of the
chameleon had in some manner be
come transferred to himself.'’
The visitor, greatly interested in this
unfortunate case, lingered in the vi-:
cinity of the two men until the party
broke up. He noticed that the doctor
and his patient eyed each other unos
tentatiously but continuously during
the afternoon.
-Tm going to introduce you to the
professor," said the doctor toward the
end. "But don't shake hands with
him. He's liable to bite. He thinks
if he can set his teeth in somebody’s
hand and draw the blood he can trans
fer the virus from his own system.”
The man in the white coat came
strolling up.
"We'd better be going in,’’ he said,
addressing the doctor.
"Certainly,' returned his companion.
"One moment though. I want to in
troduce you to my friend." The vis
itor bowed, keeping his hand care
fully behind him. "One of the ablest
inmates of our institution and a credit
to all of us, I assure you," the doc
tor continued.
The mao in the white coat smiled
faintly. "Come, Mr. Zipfel,” he said,
assuming a slightly authoritative man
ner and placing his hand upon the doc
tor’s sleeve.
- “Just a moment," said tne doctor,
breaking away. He turned to the
visitor. "He's watching you," he
whispered. "Look out he doesn't snap,
it's a sad case and almost hopelesi.
And vet, between ourselves, one can
hardly feel sorry for him, for the way
he misused that poor chameleon was
terrible." Tears rose into the doctor s
eyes. "I shall never be able to for
give him,” he said with a sob. "I was
the chameleon that bit him."
(Copyright, 1909, by W. G. Chapman.)
Parental Precepts
By Roy L. McCardell.
Dearly Beloved, the cloak of con-,
tentment has a lining of worry. The 1
luxury of children is the costliest of
ail indulgences. It is a luxury the
poor indulge in the most.
They are small favors not always
thankfully received, and yet, as we
tritely say. we wouldn't part with
one for a million dollars or have an
other for the same price—but we often
have many more and without cash ■
bonuses, alas!
When they are babies we say, “Lo,!
when they are able to take care of
themselves what a comfort they'll be!”
But they never get able to take care
of themselves until we. their parents,
are so old and feeble we need them
to take care of us, and generally they
don't.
The time has passed when they
cried for candy. They now want
pocket money and new clothes. We
do without new clothes for ourselves
and have no spending money of our
own that we may satisfy these de
sires.
At about this time we say, “Behold,
when ihey are married, then will our
troubles be as smoke!”
They do marry and our troubles
are as smoke, smoke that is a back
draught, pestiferous, a nuisance that
will not be abated.
Our daughters marry just the sort
of a son-in-law we don't want, and
our sons’ brides are the sort of girU
that particularly exasperate us. .
We are connected with families by
these marriages that we do not like,
and the said families we are newly
connected with do not seem to appre
ciate us, either.
What a worry and trouble children
are! How many things we could have
if we didn't have children—but we
have the children.
And yet we do not want the things
wre might have had as badly as the
childless yearn for offspring. A child
less marriage is a ship without ballast,
a flower garden without blossoms.
Children are the little troubles that
keep away the big ones.
In their eyes father is big and
strong and no other child’s mother is
as good as theirs.
Admonished for their own good,
they are not as good as they might
be because they realize that they
have none of the parental perfection.
Here is the time we should realize
that we dwell in the house of fulfill
ment, but let us joy at all times in
the luxury of children, for none need
be so poor as not to have them, nor
none can be so rich that they can do
without them.
Have children and you will know
joy, because you will see the shadows
of sorrows often enough to bring out
the high lights of happiness in plainer
relief.
Have children of your own. Dearly
Beloved! Six is more than you can
afford and so is one. But accept no
substitutes, there are none. The
best mother in the world cannot bear
other people's children.
Children are born, not made. An
adopted child is like an adopted pro
fession; it is never what it professes.
And a foundling at your door is only
a step-child.
fConvris-ht i<*» s., TV G Chapman 1
Wanted to Feel the Liquor
Half-P*owncd Man Evidently Wr.s Not
Used to Taking Water.
Horace Bixer, the doyen of Missis
sippi pilots, is still at the wheel at 82.
To him Mark Twain served his appren
ticeship.
A Vicksburg reporter asked Mr. Bix
ey a recipe for a hale old age.
“Temperance, young man,” the pilot
replied. “Intemperance is what kills
us off. Oh. the victims,” he said, In his
whimsical way, “the sad victims of in
temperance I have seen!
"Once I i"member a passenger of
ours fell overboard. We fished him
out with a boathook after he had been
soaking on the bottom half an hear or
so. We laid him limp and sopping on
the dock, and a steward ran for the
whisky bottle.
“As I pried the man's mouth open to
pour some whisky down his throat, his
lips moved. A kind of murmur came
from them. I put my ear down close
to listen and I heard the half-drowned
wretch say:
“ 'Roll me on a bar'l fust to git some
o’ ihis water out. It'll weaken the
licker.’ ”—Cleveland Leader.
Clever Detective Work.
The adroit methods of the conti
nental detectives are illustrated in the
recovery by Baron Leopold von Lie
ben of Vienna, of two valuable paint
ings, a liochlin and a Troyon. The
pictures vanished in August, 1905, and
a private detective named Danek was
j engaged to trace them. This man found
! that the pictures had been taken to
| Brunn. and then to America. Danek
j followed and discovered the thief and
his hiding piace in Passaic, K. J. He
obtained an adjoining room in the
same boarding house, gained the man's
confidence and learned that he had
stolen the pictures while in 3aron
j Lieben s home. He had them in a
trunk, and showed them to Danek, who
1 subsequently took them, leaving the j
! police circular offering a reward in
their place. Danek arrived in Vienna
seme weeks ago and restored the pic
tures to their rightful owner.
She Raised Forty Children.
“Aunty Jane" McCrary, the mother
of a well-known colored porter of the
Mountain View hotel, Gus McCrary,
died a few days ago. having lived
more years than she could exactly
remember. She was kept out of the
grave for four days after death that
the church and lodge ceremonies
might be observed over her remains.
In a home-made buggy, with a lean,
gray "jenny” attached to the crude
vehicle, she was a familiar figure on
the streets here when she came to
town with produce. She raised more
than forty children—about a dozen
of her own, and, strange for a woman
of her race, more than two dozen
adopted colored children.—Gainesville
(Ga.) Herald.
Circumstantial Evidence.
“You say that a grain of wheat
was discovered in that mummy’s
hand ?”
“Yes,” answered the archaeologist.
“And the mummy vras one of the great
kings of Egypt.”
“King? Nonsense! He was prob
ably a secretary of agriculture.”
SAVING PAINT MONEY
it Cannot Be Done by Using Cheap
Material and Cheap Painters.
In arranging for painting, a good
many property-owners try to save
money by employing the painter who
offers to do the job cheapest—or try
to save money by insisting on a low
priced paint. But no property-owner
would run such risks if he realized
what must be taken into considera
tion in order to get a job that will
wear and give thorough satisfaction.
No houseowner will go wrong on
the painting question if he writes Na
tional Lead Company, 1902 Trinity
Building. New York, for their House
owner's Painting Outfit No. 49, which
is sent free. It is a complete guide
to painting. It includes a book of
color schemes for either exterior or
interior painting, a book of specifica
tions. and an instrument for detecting
adulteration in paint materials.
Nearly every dealer has National
Lead Company's pure white lead.
(Dutch Boy Painter trademark.) If
yours has not notify National Lead
Co., and arrangements will be made
j for you to get it.
GENEROUS,
d —
Clarence Dubb—May I have this
dance. Miss Sharply?
Miss Sharply—Certainly! I don’t
want it!
BABY'S WATERY ECZEMA
Itched and Scratched Until Blcod Ran
—$50 Spent on Useless Treatments
—Disease Seemed Incurable.
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Cured by Cuticura for $1.50.
“When my little boy was two and a
half months old he broke out on both
cheeks with eczema. It was the itchy,
watery kind and we had to keep his
little hands wrapped up all the time,
and if he would happen to get them
uncovered he would claw his face till
the blood streamed down on his cloth
ing. We called in a physician at once,
but he gave an ointment which was so
severe that my babe would scream
when it. was put. on. We changed
doctors and medicine until we had
spent fifty dollars or more and baby
was getting worse. I was so worn out
watching and caring for him night and
day that I almost felt sure the disease
was incurable. But finally reading of
the good results of the Cuticura Rem
edies, I determined to try them. I
can truthfully say I was more than
surprised, for I bought only a dollar
and a half's worth of the Cuticura
Remedies (Cuticura Soap, Ointment
and Pills), and they did more good than
all my doctors’ medicines I had tried,
and in fact entirely cured him. His
face is perfectly clear of the least
spot or scar of anything. Mrs. W. M.
spot or scar. Mrs. W. M. Comerer,
Burnt Cabins. Pa., Sept. 15, 1908.’’
Potter Drag &- Choir.. C >rp.. Sole Props.. Boston.
Intruder Among tne war uogs.
Prof. William Lyon Phelps of Yale
went to West Point last fall to lec
ture. He was lecturing in the chapel,
the cadets were rigidly paying at
tention, erect, eyes front, each man
a ramrod of military etiquette. An
Irish setter entered the chapel door
and ambled sni Singly down the aisle
and up on to the platform. The ca
dets squirmed under the eagle eyes of
their officers but not a man smiled.
"Billy” noticed the strain. He looked
down at the dog wagging its tail benev
olently on the rostrum. “What!
How's this?” said Prof. Phelps. "A
setter? Why, I expected to see noth
ing but West Pointers up here.”—
Yale Alumni Weekly.
Cutting Humor.
With cap and bells jangling, he
burst into the king's presence.
"Have you heard my last joke, your
majesty?" he cried.
"I have," wa3 the reply, as the
royal ax descended on the neck of the
court jester.—Life.
Do not force > ourself to take offensive
(and harmful l drugs—take Garfield Tea,
Nature's Herb laxative: it overcomes con
stipation, purifies the blood, brings Health!
The sugar production of the United
States docs not grow with the con
sumption.
CRIMINAL IN CHILD NATURE.
Writer in New Orleans Picayune As
serts We Are All Born with Ten
derness Toward the Bad.
“All children,” said a psychologist,
“are born criminals. Instinctively
they He, steal, slander, torture—I don’t
know what. The saintliest man. a very
Dr. Parkhurst of a man, were he to
grow up as he began, would have a
long career of bank robberies, as
saults, debauches and murders, and he
would die on the-gallows.
“A-child, as soon as it begins to
toddle and lisp, steals. Till you have
trained a child to know that thefts
are followed by spankings, would you
dare to leave it alone in a candy
shop?
“It also lies. After a raid on the
jam or cake, does a child admit its
guilt? Of course not. It lies earnest
ly. doggedly.
“A child slanders and libels. Did
you ever hear a beautiful, lisping
:hild speak in praise of its play
mate? No. On the contrary, it ac
cuses the playmate continually of
horrible crimes.
“A child will get drunk if you give
it the opportunity. Lack of opportu
nity ip all that prevents children from
pecoming confirmed inebriates.
“It is needless to go on. Look back
an your childhood. Study your evil
little child heart. You’ll wonder then
that no curio collector cherishes a
piece of your rope.”—New Orleans
Picaj-une.
Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, it is usually neces
sary to use so much starch tnat the
beauty and fineness of the fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality of the goods. This trou
ble can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as it can be applied
much more thinly because of its great
er strength than other makes.
Jess Said He- Prayers.
One day three-year-old Baby Jess
was visiting her grandmother, who
was very devout. She asked Baby
Jess if her mother had taught her
to say her prayers.
Jess answered: "Yes, ma'am.’’
“Whom do you pray to. dear, and
■isk to forgive your naughty ways?”
"Sometimes I pray to mother's
knees and sometimes to the bed.”—
Delineator.
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Does your side ache? Do you feel fagged
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Lane's Family Medicine will clear your
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restore your strength. Nothing else is so
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One Thing She Was Sure Cf.
Grace—Really, mother, you seem
cross this morning.
Mother (sternly)—How often have I
told you not to let that young man
kiss you?
Grace—I don't know, mother, but
certainly not as often as he has
kissed me.
With a smooth iron and Defiance
•Starch, you can launder you: shirt
waist just as well at home as the
steam laundry can: it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there Will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and it will be a positive pleasure to
use a Starch that does not stick to the
iron.
Usually They Are.
"Professor, what is the meaning of
the worn ‘monologue?’ ”
“My dear sir, consider the deriva
tion of it. ‘Mono’ Is slang for ‘money,’
and ‘logos' means ‘a word.' Monologue,
words for money.”
Ask Your Druggist for Allen’s Foot-Ease.
’■1 tried ALLEN S FOOT-EASE recent
ly. and have just bought another supply.
It has cured my corns, and the hot. burn
ing and itching sensation in my feet which
was almost unbearable, and I would not
be without it now.—Mrs. W. J. Walker,
Camden, N. J.” Sold by ail Druggists, 2oc.
A Hot Time All Around.
Lawyer—What did the prisoner say
when you accused him of arson?
Witness—He answered with heat
that such a charge was a burning
shame.
Time is the best test. For over fifty
years Hamlins Wizard Oil has been the
most popular remedy in the United States
for the cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia
and all pain and inflammation.
Woman is considered the weaker
vessel—and there is an old maxim to
the effect that the weaker the vessel
the thicker the paint.
A woman who is sick and suffering, and won’t at least
try a medicine which has the record of Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound, is to blame for her own wretched
condition.
There are literally hundreds of thousands of women in
the United States who have been benefited by this famous
old remedy, which was produced from roots and herbs over
thirty years ago by a woman to relieve woman’s suffering.
Read what these women say:
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always have my praise.” —Mrs. W. P. Valentine, 002 Lincoln
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Table Talk.
A story in which Webster is said
to have figured: The statesman was
once asked by a woman at a dinner
given in his honor, how he varied in
his eating and what he generally ate.
j “Madam," the answer ran, “I vary in
eating in this respect; sometimes I
eat mere, but never less.”
Lewis’ Single Binder — the famous 1
straight 5c cigar, always best quality, i
Your dealer or Lewis’ Factor}-, Peoria, 111.
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There is nothing more uncertain
'.han a sure thing.
Mr*. Winslow’* Soothtiic Syrup,
Tor children teethlnF, soften* the pmi, reduces to
Gemmation, allay* pain, cores wind colic. 25c s bottle.
He who is buried in thought dodges
the undertaker.
W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 17-15*09.
The Utmost in a Soda Cracker
Crisp—dainty—flaky—pure and always fresh. That’s why Takoma
Biscuit are the preferred Soda Crackers by all housewives.
But let the biscuits themselves—by their taste—tell you how much
better fhev are than nfhers.
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They are made in a million Then they are packed
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tile ovens, on the to keep out dust and
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The whole baking Takoma Biscuit are at
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JUST DOUBLE
320 ACRES INSTEAD
OF 160 ACRES
As further inducement
to settlement of the
wheat-raising lands of
Western Canada, the
Canadian Government
itias increased the area
that may be taken by a
homesteader to 320 acres —160 free and 160 to
be purchased at $3.00 per acre. These lands
are in the grain-raising area, where mixed farming,
is also carried on with unqualified success. A.
railway will shortly be built to Hudson Bay, bring
ing the world’s markets n thousand miles nearer
these wheat-fields, where schools and churches
are convenient, climate excellent, railways elate to
til settlements, and local markets good.
“it would take time to nsstmitatetlie revela
tions that a visit to the great empire lying to
the North of us unfolded at every turn."—
Correspondence of a Nancnal Editor, tvho tnsUed
Western Canada in August, J90S,
Lands may also be purchased from railway and
land companies at low prices and on easy terms.
For pamphlets, maps and information as to
tow railway rates, apply to Superintendent
of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or tho
authorised Canadian Government Agent:
V. V. BENNETT.
Ml New Terk lib Bail dint. Omaha. Nebraska,
This Trade-mark
Eliminates Ail
Uncertainty
In the purchase of
paint materials.
It is an absolute
ity and qoality.
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PIMPLES
*‘I tried all kinds of blood remedies
which failed to do me any good, bat I
have found the right thing at last. My
face was full of pimples ana black-heads.
After taking Cascarets they all left. I am
continuing the use of them and recom
mending them to my friends. I feel fine
when I rise in the morning. Hope to
have a chance to recommend Cascarets.’*
Fred C. Witten, 76Elm St, Newark, N. J.
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
10c. 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The ram
ine tablet stamped C C C, Guaranteed to
cun w your nosey back. m
