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HOW A BEAUTIFUL WOIVIAN ESCAPED SPRING CATARRH BY USE OF PE-RU-NA Nothing Robs One of Strength Like Spring Catarrh-Spring Fever is Spring Catarrh. MISS HELEN 'WHITMAN, WNAAAA^VWWVNi AAA^VVVVVVVV\AAAAAAA^V>^VVVWVWVVVVVVSA<%^VVV^ Miss Helen Whitman, Grand avenue, Milwaukee, Wis., writes: “ There is nothing like Peruna for that tired feeling, which gives ; you no ambition for work or play. After a prolonged illness, about a year ago 1 felt unable to regain my health, but four bottles of Pe runa made a wonderful change and restored me to perfect health. 4s tong as you keep your blood in good condition you are all right, and Peruna seems to fill the veins with pure, healthful blood. / thoroughly endorse it.” MISS HELEN WHITMAN. Have you got nerves ? Well, you ought to have nerves. But they ought to be strong nerves, good nerves. Does your hand tremble ? You are living too fast. Does your heart flutter at times ? You had better call a halt. Americans live too fast. They crowd too much into a single day. They have too little leisure. The hospitals and insane asylums are filling up. The quiet, pastoral scenes of yore are be coming rare. It's time that we quit this sort of business. How to Get Strong Verves. First, repair the injury alteady tionc to your nerves. The way to do this is to do exactly as did Mattie B. Curtis, Sec retary of Legion of Loyal Women, Hotel Salem, Boston, Mass. She said in a re cent letter: "I suffered for over a year with general weakness and debility man ifested in severe headache and backache. I took four bottles of Peruna, and for two months have been entirely free from these maladies." Nervous Prostration. Thousands of cases might t>e quoted in which Peruna has been used to rescue people from the perdition of derangec nerves, and put them on the good, solic foundation of health. The County Audi tor of Erie County, New York, Hon. Jchr W. Neff, in a recent letter written at Buffalo, New York, stated: “1 was per suaded by a triend to try a l«>ttle of yout great nerve tonic, Peruna, and the results were so gratifying that I am more than pleased to recommend it.” A Spring Tonic. Almost everybody needs a tonic in the spring. Something to brace the nerves, | invigorate the brain and cleanse the blood. That l’eruna will do this is t>evond all question. Everyone who has tried it has had the same experience as Mrs. I). \V. 1 Timberlake, of Lynchburg, Va., who in a: recent letter, made use of the following words: ‘‘I always take a dose of Peruna) after business hours, as it is a great thing for the nerves. Thc-re is no better spring | tonic, and 1 have used about all of them.” I Catarrh in Spring. The spring is the best time to treat ca tarrh. Nature renews herself every spring. The system is rejuvenated by spring weather. This renders medicines more efiectivc. A short course of Peruna, assist ed by the balmy air of spring, w ill cure old, stubborn cases of catarrh that have resisted treatment for years. Everybody should have a copy of Dr. Hartmans latest book on catarrh. Address the Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio. Mrs. Lulu Larmer, Stoughton, Wis., says: " For two years I suffered with nervous Mrs. Lulu Larmer. trouoie ana stem-; ach disorders until, it seemed that there was nothing to me but a bundle of nerves. 1 was very irritable, could not i sleep, rest or com-1 pose myself, and i was certainly unfit | to take care of a j household. I took nerve tonics and pills without bene fit. When 1 began taking reruna 1 grew steadily hotter, my nerves grew stronger, my rest was no long er fitful, ami to-day I consider myself in perfect health and strength. My recovery was slow but sure, but I persevered and was rewarded by perfect health.”—Mrs. Lulu Larmer. 11 you do not derive prompt and satisfac tory results from the use of I’eruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full state ment of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. ALABASTINE The Only Durable Wall Coating Wall Paper is unsanitary. Kal somiues are temporary, rot. rub off and scale. ALABASTINE is a pure, permanent and artistic wall coating, ready for the brush by mixing in cold water. For sale by paint dealers everywhere. Buy In packages and beware of worthless imitations. ALABASTINE COMPANY, Grand Rapids, Mich. Pommel Slickers Keep th* rider perfectly <*rr. Vo wKi* r cun k-ak in on the nadile. t cut eitrn wide no-1 long in the nkirt. F.utru ; roteotlou ut bhuul / d. r letKi. W urruntcil wa ter proof. If your, dealer doesn't hnvctheni write fj for catalogue U> Ml II. B. HilTTKB ' Jk SOU, hole Mfra.' ,KtU ( a mb ridge, Bast! cartridges and shot shells are made in the largest and best equipped ammunition factory in the world. AMMUNITION of U- M. G. make is now accepted by shooters as “the worlds standard’’ for it shoots well in any gun. Tour dealer sells it. The Union Metallic Cartridge Co. Bridgeport, - - Conn. I I I J "mSITZSIThompson's 6y# Watif Mankind's Earliest Home. The teaching of Max Muller that the human race was cradled in Northern India has been hitherto generally ac cepted. Muller determined the oriein of a people by their language. The view now adopted by a number of ethnologists is that shown by the work of Prof. Hirt, who thinks that he can fix the primitive home of the Aryans in the territory north of the Carpath ian mountains near the boundary line between Austri-Hungar and Russia, now occupied by Letts and Lithunians. Children Must Go Home. Pupils in Michigan must hereafter go directly home after the close of school. The supreme court of the state has declared that such a rule is valid and may be enforced by tha principal. Furthermore, if a principal sees fit he may enter a store and order the children he finds there to leave and go home, and the owner of the store cannot get damages on the ground that the principal has driven away trade and injured the business of his store. Relics of Paganini. Raron Attila Paganini, the grandson of the celebrated violinist, is going to leave to the town of Genoa all the many mementoes of the great Pagan ini. Of these there are great numbers. They include presents from many kings and emperors and copious val ualde autographs from distinguished men of aPganini’s time; also all the works, both edited and unedited, of the great violinist and several very valu able violins and other instruments— among other one very ancient one on which Paganini used to practice. Let us cherish a sober mind, and take for granted that in our best per formances there are latent many er rors which in their own time will come to light.—Gladstone. When a young man wants to get rid of his best girl he should take her skating and let her slide. A Farmer’s Good Story. Velpen, Ind.. April 6th.—Wm. O’B. Sullivan, a highly respected farmer of this place, tells a personal experience to show that there is still some genu ineness and honest worth to be met with in this age in which so many frauds are reported. “Yes, I have been humbugged,” said Mr. Sullivan, “and when 1 was so ill with the Rheumatism, Kidney and Heart Trouble, 1 used a good deal of stuff that claimed to be remedies for these diseases only to find them worth less. “But, as you know. I did find the I genuine remedy after all and I had not . been taking Dodd's Kidney Pills very long before 1 knew that they were an honest remedy that would do all and more than was claimed for them. They cured me, made a well man of me and I am now as sound as 1 ever was. “I can testify that Dodd's Kidney Pills are a genuine remedy for Rheu matism and Kidney Trouble.” We often rlo mqre good by our sym pathy than by our labors.—Dean Far Do Your Clothes Look Yellow? Then use Defiance Starch, it will keep them white—10 ox. for 10 cents. Never was a sincere thought utterly lost. Never a magnanimity fell to the ground, hut there is some heart to greet and accept it unexpectedly.— Emerson. ST. JACOBS OIL POSITIVELY CURES Rheumatism Neuralgia Lumbago Backache Sciatica Sprains Bruises Soreness Stiffness CONQUERS PAIN. Booker Doesn't Know Music. Pedro Tinsley, once a porte of a Northwestern parlor car. lias resigned his position as vocal director of mu sic at Tuskegee institute and will go back to railroad work. He gives as a reason that Hooker Washington has ‘‘little conception of music,” and he brings forward evidence: "He wanted me to make the boys and girls there sing loud. I had a class of 400 voices and when they sang plantation mel odies it was something fierce the way they would roll them out. No, Mr. Washington knows nothing about mu sic." We sleep, but the loom of life never stops: and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up tomorrow. —W. H. Beecher. In life’s handicap the man who sees the ghost walk would like to see it handicapped with a little extra weight. Although some people are continu ally changing their minds, they seem unable to get a decent one. We never know a great character unless there is in ourselves something congenial to it.—Channing. One may not sing and yet have mu sic In his soul. The most of the songs of life are unsung. White It in your heart that every dav is the best day of the year.—Em erson. FI X IX “SMALL ADS" UNINTENTIONAL HUMOR FOUND IN NEWSPAPERS. Come Strange and Curious Ways Adopted to Make Wants Publ.c— “Choice Villain” Offered for Sale— “Experienced Bug” Called for. It may bn that the funny man is not always original. Anyhow, he apparently devotes the best days of his life trying to make other people feel jolly—when they read his para graph in the newspapers. Be that as it may. no man needs to be a pro fessional humorist in order to get an awful lot of fun sometimes out of the newspaper advertisements. To while away the time recently the writer busied himself the greater parr of an entire day delving through a pile of dailies and weeklies. The work was dor.e through mere curios ity, pretty much as “work” is done by the backwoodsman who with his gun on his shoulder tramps out early in the morning in the brush to see what he can get a shot at. There was no thought of fun search in the reading of the papers at the start. The fun cropped tin as the reading progressed. The "work” became not a labor, but a decided amusement. Now. then, for some of the best specimens discovered: "Sinners wanted to work on metal," one advertisement began. The same one was found in another newspaper of the same date. But there was a slight difference between the two "ads.” The word "sinners” read "spinners.” Another "ad” in another paper was just, as good in its way. It was: "Patent leather men’s shoes at re duced rates.” The following one was all right. At least it told the truth: "For Rale- A Scotch collie thor oughly trained; can tell black from white—especially at night.” Now what did the advertiser in the following think of when he left out the small ladies? “Large ladies’ neckwear house de sires to secure a city salesman; state age,'1 etc. The following is a good one; "Lost—Dog answering to the name of Gypt; can waltz on both legs." Listen to this: “$25 Reward—A lady's gold watch, lost, between Union Square and Twenty-third street.” Mere is one that may have been written by a husband who suddenly remembered, after he had been to his “lodge,” that his wife had given hint verbal instruction to have an “ad” inserted in a daily paper of this city: “Board without lunch table, must be too good; one bed.” What the advertiser meant to say. ns the corrected "ad” the next day showed, was that breakfast and din ner, but no lunch, were w’antod; that the table must be good, and that the two persons wanttd only one bed. Here is r. weird one: ‘ For Sale—A choice villain. White stone, L. 1.; fishing, boating.” The fact is. the advertisement pub lished the next day. properly, made it plain that the advertiser had a villa in Whitestone whim lie regarded as choice, and he so described it. An advertisement appeared in a newspaper last summer which came out a second time, but in quite a new form. Whether tne original shape was the result of the hasty work of the advertiser or the typo is a ques tion. This is the way it came out !; rst: to Let—Cottage at New Rochelle, faces the Sound, good mosquitoes.” The “ad” appeared more invitingly when republished in a reformed con dition with two words that had been forgotten by the advertiser in his burry not to miss his train for New Roc hello, or by the man behind the types, it read thus: “To Let—Cottage at New Rochelle, faces the Sound, good bathing, no mosquitoes.” The following is a decidedly good one: “Wanted by a commission house, an experienced bug to assort samples of woolen goods.” The same advertise ment in another paper asked not for a bug, but a boy. WAS HEARING IT ALL. Not Listening. But He Missed Little of the Conversation. She was on the street car, and her girl friend was with her. She had a shrill, catarrhal voice, and persisted in telling her companion all the in nermost secrets of her own and of her relatives and acquaintances to tin1 re motest degree, in a tone that filled all the space not occupied by a dozen fellow passengers. She was particul arly minute in the relation of the de tails attending the presentation of a ring by “Johnny D, whom she is to marry this spring.’* This episode was finished as the car was nearing Cobb's crook. The passenger who sat in the seat im mediately in front of her, and with had, in consequence of this proximity, been the chief sufferer, turned liis head toward the lady who would not keep any secrets, and fixed on her a look that eloquently said: “Well, you’ve broken the record!’’ She encountered the look, took in the situation instanter, and retorted promptly and incisively “Are you listening to our conversa tion, sir?’’ “I’m not listening to It, miss,’’ he replied, in a distressed tone, “but, by thunder, I'm hearing it all.” Except for the occasional titter of his co-sufferers, silence thenceforth reigned supreme the remainder of that trip.—Philadelphia Ledger. CLOSE TO THE PEOPLE. . Doan's Kidney Pills hare leaded into Public l*vor because (he people can write dlreel to (he makers and secure a (rial free. Thus has been builded (ha greatest lama and largest sale known to any Kidney medicine in (be wcrld. CrttTtrir, O—I had ntcb severe pain In my hack that 1 could not walk. 1 used the sam ple of Doan's Kkliioy Pills with such good in sults I sent, to Toledo for another bos. and they cured me.— Sakai) K. CoT'fBSlX, Cur tice, O. _ Fat.worm Va.— 1 suffered over twelve months with j'uln in the small of my back Medicines and plasters paw only temporary relief Doan's Kidney Pills cured me.—F. 2$. Brown, Falmouth. Va. AVr.«T IP*vf'. < o\n — Flgld months ago I took a severe pain In my hack. The sample bo* of Doan's Kidney Pills helped me so much I purchased two boxes ; am on my sec ond box My heart does not bother me as It used to and 1 feel well. -Saiiaii F Busui.Br, No. 377 Elm Street, West Haven, Coutl. — norsTrvt, Tn\ — T took the sample of Doan's Kidney Pills with such great benefit j Itought a box ut our druggist's. Peed over half and (topped, because my urine which before had only i nine dribbling, now became go free. 1 had medicine enough I had lum bago and the pills rid me of it. I should have written sooni r. Cut you know how soon a well person foigets shout I cing sick Mr. C II tiotsNCKx, No. ‘,olU Mclieuuy Avc., Houston, Tex. Aching hacks are eased. Hip. hack, and loin pains overcome. Swelling of Uio limbs and dropsy signs vanish. They correi i urine with brick dust sedi ment, high cob I, pain in passing, drib bling, frequency, lied wetting. Doan A Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel Relieve heart palpitation, sleeplessness, headache, nervousness, dizziness FREE GRAND FOR SPRING KIDNEY ILLS, j i FotTKft MlL»ritN CY».t PufTn’o, N Y Pleas* aer.ii me l»y rnft.il, without charge, trial box iJoau'a Kidney I’Uls. Name—.-."... ..—.— Post-office Mute lCut out coupon on dottr-d Mnwi and mall to I'ustcr-Mllhum Co., Buffalo, N. Y » i Medial Ad vie? Pree — Strictly Con* identic!. 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Hathe the affected parts with hot water and Cuticura Soap, to cleanse the surface of c rusts and scales, and soften tlie thickened cuticle. Dry, without hard rubbing, and apply Cuticura Ointment freely, to allay itching, irritation, and inflammation, and soothe and heal, and, lastly, take Cuti <iura Resolvent to cool and cleanse the blood. This complete treatment affords instant relief, permits rest and sleep in the severest forms of eczema and other itching, burning, and scaly humours of the skin, scalp and blood, and points to a speedy, permanent and economical cure when all other remedies and the best physicians fail. As evidence of the wonderful curative properties of Cuticura Remedies and of their world wide sale, we quote from Tie Hoe. Hr. Justice Fineire's Letter. “ 1 desire to give my voluntary testimony to the be neficial effects of your Cuticura Remedies. I have suffered for some time from an excess of uric acid in the blood ; and since the middle of last year, from a severe attack of Eczema, chiefly on the scalp, face, ears and neck, and on one limb. I was for several months under professional treatment, but the remedies prescribed were of no avail, and I was gradually becoming worse, my face was dreadfully disfigured, and I lost nearly all my hair. At last, i.. v wife prevailed upon me to try the Cuticura Remedies, and I gave them a thorough trial with the most satisfactory results. M lie di; ease soon began to disappear, and rny hair commenced to grow' again. A fresh growth of hair is covering my head, and my limb (although not yet quite cured) is gradually improving. My v ife thinks so highly of your remedies that she has been purchasing them in order to make presents to other persons suffering from similar complaints, and, as President of the Pible Women’s Society, has told the Pible women to report if any case should come under her notice when a poor person is so afflicted, so that your remedies may be resorted to.” ROBERT ISAAC TINNEMORE, (Judge cf the Natal Supreme Ccurt.) Pietermaritzburg, Natal, Oct. 29, 1901. ( rriCUUA HKMED1ES arc sold throughout the civilized world. PUICL3: CutiournKcsoftw c it, 50c. per bottle (in the form of Chocolate Coated Pills, per vial of W»; Cuticura Ointment, 50c. per bo*taml Cuticura Soap.'25c. per tablet. Send for the great work, “ Humours ,,f the Blood. Skin, and Scalp, aiul How to Cure Th*m,”G4 pages, 300 Diseases, with Illustrations, TeHiimonlals and Directions in all languages. Including Japanese and Chinese. Brft'sh Depot, 27-’28 (’harterhouse Bq., London, K. < *. French Depot, 5 Hue de la Pali. 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