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    Loup City Northwestern
GEO. E. BENSCHOTER, Ed. and Pub.
LOUP CITY, - - NEBRASKA.
Charltc IT. Schwab is simply tired;
tired spending money.
It is fortunate for royalty that an
archists are so frequently bad shots.
Sig. Marconi continues to send mar
cohigraras across the ocean through
his hat.
France is making the French duel,
a felony. Ping-pong will surely come
in as a misdemeanor.
“Pennies long saved amount to dol
lars at last,” said Franklin, and it is
just as true to-day of cents.
A big sturgeon in the New York
Aquarium is reported to have com
mitted suicide. Sounds fishy.
The man who succeeds best is gen
erally the one who has the talent to
advertise himself most judiciously.
We probably have to do the things
we ought to a great deal oftener than
we dare to do the things we want to..
Sometimes, says the Homely One, I
thank the Lord for that I am not good
looking, for then I might also be a
fool.
—
The football fatalities, appalling ae
they are. might have been worse. Sev
eral games were unavoidably post
poned.
Chicago's gambling king is bank
rupt. He admits, however, that other
professional gamblers were the ones
who got it.
Another diamond mine has been dis
covered in South Africa. Will some
one please put an extra chain on the
dogs of war?
King Leopold's blast of defiance to
anarchists is doubtless made by his
comfortable assurance that anarchists
are poor shots.
An Eastern paper wants to know
‘‘What co-education has done?” Well,
from all accounts, it hasn't done a
, thing to Dr. Harper.
Trains that can run a hundred miles
in a hundred minutes are almost as
common now as men who can eat
thirty ducks in thirty days. !
• —- >:
( Gen. Uribe-Uribe has been sentenced
to death. The wonder is how did he
manage to live so long with a name
to mention which is to disturb the
peace.
The Brooklyn genius, who has sec
cured a patent for a nursing bottle
holder for baby carriages, dreams of
millions like Col. Sellers with his
eye wash.
Millionaire Clark offered $1,000,000
for his first grandson, and his son
W. A. Clark, Jr., has won the prize.
Has the czar or King Humbert tried
this plan yet?
__
The Seottish-Ameriean declares that
the length of mourning for a mother
in-law is six months’ crape and six
months’ black. What man would'
grudge the time? ;
___
Washington’s theater managers have
decided to stop wasting money. They
have voted to abolish window litho-j
graphs and to advertise hereafter only;
in the newspapers.
Asia will probably derive more;
pecuniary benefit from the visit of!
President Schwab of the steel trust'
than America got from that of the'
Crown Prince of Siam.
" I
Since President Eliot has made the
amende honorable it seems to be up
to Mr. Gompers to explain that his al
lusion to Judas Iscariot was meant'
in a Pickwickian sense.
—
“The‘greatest blessing in life, no'
doubt, is to give,” says Dr. LorenzJ
And yet young Mr. Vanderbilt com
plains that his father left him so much,
money that there is no mission in life
for him.
Dried corn as an article of diet has
caused tha separation of a husband
and wife in Ohio. But this is a mere
patch on the trouble corn has caused,
throughout the world after it has1
soaked awhile.
The way to a masculine heart from
time immemorial has been via the*
digestive apparatus, but it has re-!
mained for a Hoboken lady to love
and marry a man because of the pies1
he manufactured.
A French army officer claims to
have invented a gun that makes'
neither flash nor sound nor Bmoke.
Now let us have one that makes no'
wound and we may listen for the com
ing of the millennium.
Gabrielle d’Annunzio, among other
things, had seventy-two shirts and
twenty-four dozen pairs of "quiet tint
ed” Bilk underwear. And yet they
tell us it does not pay to write poetry!
(
John L. Sullivan is without his $1,
000,000. But the rich memories of the
gorgeous time he had in blowing it
in remain to cheer his declining years.
Expensive lingerie works not for
modesty. When a girl is wearing
the finest of silk stockings, every
street crossing looks muddy to her.
PHILOSOPHICAll
OBSERVAtONS
By BYRON WILLIAM*
Now Is the time when the old resident "awful winter of 1823”—
or thereabouts. This was the Fame year all froze. You will re
member it, no doubt, by^E, trade mark even thougl
The Year you may not feel cert|it,^Bu how (jeep tj,e gnow was
the The white haired nati^^K a fearful blizzard begai
Pieplant Froze. October 13th and conHaa^BintiI the next May, wit!
slight interstices of and Snnlig!it! Even tt
think of it makes one shiver. It was •'Snov.lioilll,^Bjn(jpe(jt There were feu
spelling bees in the country school houses thst,^®er an(j “thank-ye-mams’
were as thick as sturgeon's eggs on a caviar Tbe jce froze so deej
in the rivers the fish wore all the fins off their and snow shovels, con
trolled by a trust, were used only in the homes of^B. very rich. The yourn
women painted summer scenes on the shovel and set them on the
handle ends beside the mantels in the parlors. p^Bgn0W was s0 deep very
little courting was done and the heads of famiV,«,^Bve(] greatly on the gaf
and kerosene oil bills. The roads were almost 1^®gsable and the horsei
got so frisky standing in their stalls that they their ^ip bones badly
For years afterward horse traders told the a e Qj^B;ces by the white hail
that came in after the hips had healed, and eveg ts day may be seen ar
occasional old stud on the Lake Shore Drive of Ciijc^B thus marked! It wat
a f-e-a-r-f-u-1 winter! Ice froze in the refrigerators,^® butter and beer wert
kept in the range ovens for weeks at a time. Wells^Bgea!ed and cellars hac
to be steam heated to keep the preserves from btin^Bg, Milk froze In the
cows’ udders and we went without ice cream throu^But the long, lonesome
days and nights of a calamitous season. But, prais^^B Old Sol, the warmth
came at last and by July 4 the old residents were as til as ever asking casua
acquaintances:
"Well, is this hot enough for you?”
Moral—It is always coldest just after the janitor one glass too many!
Someone is responsible for a proposal party fad. TiBll who are enamored
we would respectfully warn of an old custom—that of iBning bridges behind
* It is well before attending onecB besc amorous affairs
Who Invented to look well to the backward^fcek, that a reverse
the English may be used if desirabjiB Many a young mat
Proposal Party? of bright prospects and happy^fc-lucky associations
has lived to be tongue-lashed h<|B modern Mrs. Rii
Van Winkle because of a too early application of the tori® m the bridges ovei
which he has passed to the home of a fair enamorata. ,\Bwe understand this
proposal party a careless man who enters there has littiBhow of ever again
seeing daylight as a Bohemian. He is saddled and bridB in the rosy efful
gence of the back parlor and sent galloping out after theBig and a marriage
license. He doesn’t wake up until about six months later Ben his wife wants
a new something that costs a month’s salary. Then heBn see it all—the
dainty invitation, the unique wording, the novelty of the Beption, the lights
burning low, the incense, the tender, loving, cooing eonvBation, the glossj
hair, the cheeks’ glow, the warm arms—and rash capituiatB. I,ike a simple
ruralist he stood before the matrimonial fakir-wagon atdBought soft soap!
Sadly then he takes up the married man’s burden and puBases a house on
installments. Occasionally he wonders if Zantippe herself i®'t originate this
proposal party business, and mourns because he burned hisBidges. Proposal
parties are no end of fun if you leave your watch on the pB0 at home, keep
your hand on your pocketbook and cut a loop-hole for erawBing. Otherwise
it is a serious business and means nothing more nor less thB tacky benedict
hood. Beware of the torch!
When doctors disagree it is time, ordinarily, to embrace® faith cure. In
this instance, however, you cannot substitute faith for a bathBnd the alterna
tive perishes. The man who has so Beied himself to
What To Do cold baths that he can break the lightBe scum on the
in bosom of the miniature lake with hiBbare heel, and
an Emergency. tumble into Boreas’ grip with one splBing gasp, is a
brave citizen. He was nervous monB ago and his
physician prescribed the cold bath cure. At the outset lie reBed and beside
the icy tub resolved to die rather than take the plunge. He ®t touched the
bottom of his foot to the water and shrieked. Then he tried Btting into the
frosty fluid by degrees and felt his heart jumping out of his Bull as he suf
fered himself to sink. Those were sad days of trial and not iBil he learned
to hang over the tub with feet and hands and fall in all at cnceBas he happy.
Then he soused about, shook a bit, soused some more and pBout into the
warm air of the bath room feeling like a colt. His nervousneB disappeared
but now he has the rheumatism and another physician tells himBte cold baths
close the pores, throw the waste back into the kidneys andcauBhis ailment.
He has been told that warm baths are enervating and he is, ir.Be inimitable
words of Herr Wagner, the Prince of Pilsen, “Up aginst it!" » is thinking
of trying the perfume habit and of abrogating baihs entirely eBpt on state
occasions.
Men work hard for power and pelf and, occasionally', we se*^Bome provi
dent fellow working in the sunset of his life through force of habM Few men
or women, however, love work for itself ®one. Tom
Work Without Sawyer much preferred going in swimmiB to white
the washing the fence about his home, and Mmv a boy
Prize Incentive. has hoed potatoes with a heavy heart in sBter fishing
time! To begin with, we don't take to^Brk as we
do to play, but as we progress through life’s vale, we note that evMthing de
pends upon work—work with the hands or the brain,—but work f® all that.
Success is only attained through effort. Comfort, position, adulaMn of the
many, are but the masterpieces of labor. We soon learn the less®, set our
eyes straight to the front and upward, and work! Many overwoM in their
*eal to accomplish great things, but these same toilers with the pBzes gone
would work little. The fact is joy of work, independent of results, ilmost ex
quisitely felt by those who don’t have to toil! The hobo that dikmed he
was working and awoke with a cry of consternation, is not a fit iiBstration,
but the fact remains that none of us are too fond of work because itSs work!
Having successfully thwarted the liquor traffic in this country, ft is said
Carrie Nation will go abroad and hatchet the hydra-headed monster infcngland
and elsewhere. We don t believe Carrie is reifty plan
Suspicions ning to do any such thing, but if sin- really is * would
Still respectfully notify her that a few remnant* of the
Linger Here. hellish traffic remain on the North Side of fthicago.
Only last Saturday night we noticed a squft'e box
with handle-holes in the end being carefully carried through the rearftoor of
in apartment house on Winthrop avenue. It may possibly haw been ftinerai
water, but the clinkety-clink of the mysterious contents did • i life beer
bottles! And Sunday when we were out exercising our family rhinorero*n the
Lake Shore Drive we saw a man hide behind a minnow pail an" drink from a
long, black bottle. Of course this isn't proof positive of liquor being lid in
this country, but if the tip is worth anything to the Kansas reformer le arc
gratified. There is a man in Buena Park who has an awful red no=e to! Car
rie! Don’t desert us and quit throwing water on the fire 0f our 'hirst tltil it
has been quenched indeed! But then, on to England!
The man who confessed to murder he didn’t do explains he ust coidn’t
seep from lying! If much murder is committed we feel sur • someone slould
warn the department store salesmen to keep Infrors
When Prevaricating for a few days until the matter blow 0vc- Lyifr is
Becomes said to be such sweet pastime with ,.m. people they
Second Nature. prefer it to the truth. But of com annot al be
in the newspaper business! Somehov. «e ,1 way steel
terry for the modern Ananias! Nobody expects him to tell the truth an! to
je eternally lying is no easy accomplishment—I am told, sot meuVre
natural born liars. They can lie from the first note of the thr'-u n the f*ay
lawn until the cuckoo clock chimes the hours of the early niornin ■ Man! a
wife unconsciously owes her peace of mind to the smooth ala;- in -nd sulve
truthfulness of mien assumed by her recreant husband, it i- U(,Ir TherJi8
10 possible excuse for stirring up family misunderstanding
At last a genius has been born! He has Invented a comb that will nit
!all from a lady’s hair. No matter what the provocation is or i,ov , ,„g*ed *P
the fair one’s crinoline, the comb. |ikf. ‘the gt;3r
An Inventor spangled banner, is still there! The fri/Z(s av cat<*i
Who on Willie’s shirt studs or in his elk pin "?,!» th*
Makes Good. precious comb sticks to Its work like an organ erindei
Unexpected company may come, ma or pa mav drop i$
ilmost unannounced—verily the comb keepeth its own secret f,nd\i th it*
mission well! The inventor bids fair to become very popular while ! grapl
pie-tooth comb is already a Joy and a Cupid’s assistant. Now if aanJ
tenlus will invent a bald cure for the shiny top of middle aged ha-hJL, he
will have made good indeed! i
I ;
NOT A SERIOUS DRAWBACK
Terence's Love Still Strong Despiti
Loss of Tooth.
Bridget was engaged to be married
to a young plumber, Terence Dolat
by name, and when, two weeks be
fore the day se* fer the wedding, shi
fell down the cellar stairs, she was
in the depths of woe.
"I’ve broke out one o' my front
teeth.” she walled to her mistress
“and my teeth has been my best beau
ty, ma’am! Manny’s the time Tir
ence has bad me show ’em to hit
friends, and remarked how fine thej
were! Oh, what'll 1 do? What'll ;
do?”
“Tell Terence all about it when he
comes to-night, and I’m sure he'll saj
he’s only glad you were not more se
vercly injured,” said her mistress*
but Bridget shook her head and re
fused to be comforted.
“ ’Twould be better for me if I’c
broke some o’ my bones,” she said
gloomily, “and maybe all of 'em.”
That evening, after Terence had
come and gone, Bridget appeared be
fore her mistress, the gloom gone, anj
her face set in a broad smile.
“I towld him all about it,” she said
gaily, “and he says to me, ‘What's a
tooth more or less when it comes to
cookin’?’ he says, careless like, and
passed on to Cassidy's wake as ii
’twas no matter at all!"—Youth's
Companion.
MR. CANNON’S QUICK COUNT
Illinois Statesman Saw No Reason for
Tedious Delay.
Last winter Speaker Henderson
called Mr. Cannon to the chair on one
occasion when a vote was to be taken
on an amendment, the rejection ot
which was a foregone conclusion. It
was one of those amendments to an
appropriation bill which was made
merely as a record, as the member
who moved it had no idea that it
would be passed. About six votes
were in its favor and the balance of
those to be cast were against it. Mr.
Cannon began counting, the long fore
finger of his right hand shaking over
the House as he was telling them off.
"One—two—three—four—five-”
he counted, when the tediousness of
the process seemed to flash over him
as he looked over the House and saw
nearly every one on his feet.
“Oh, h-, a hundred,” he ex
claimed to the clerk, who was watch
ing him in order to take down the
number.
Every one who witnessed the quick
method of arriving at the vote en
joyed it hugely. It answered every
purpose and no one offered the least
objection to it.—Washington Star.
Six-Tenths Drunk.
"The testimony of a policeman in
the police court the other day caused
quite a bit of laughter,” a member of
the bar said to a couple of friends
yesterday afternoon.
"A man was on trial for violating
the temperance clause of the vagran
cy law, which means that he was
charged with being an habitual
Arunkard.
“'How drunk was this man when
you arrested him?’ the prosecuting
attorney asked the officer when he
was called on to testify against the
man with the appetite for firewater.
“ ‘About six-tenths drunk, I guess,’
the bluecoat replied.
“ ‘How did you arrive at that con
clusion?' he was asked.
“ ‘Well, I heard the judge say the
other day that ten drinks would make
a man drunk, and this man had taken
about six drinks before I arrested
him,’ the guardian of the peace an
swered in all seriousness.”—Wash
ington Star.
The Lord’s Intermediary.
Along with the snug little fortune
that Deacon Jones had accumulated
as the leading grocer of Gooseville
Cove, him bump of self-esteem, which
was originally fairly large, had in
creased proportionately, until, as the
richest man in the Cove, he felt him
self entitled to considerable deference
—its patron saint, in fact. When one
day good old Parson Abbeck went to
him for a subscription to home mis
sions—which ho got—he remarked:
“Deacon. I cannot help noticing that
your fellow-citizens seem to hold you
in high esteem.’’
“Wa-al, yis," replied the Deacon,
complacently; “guess that’s 'bout so.
The Covers do look up to me. Parson,
that's a fact; and I—well, I look up
to God!"
The Worm Turned.
He loved her devotedly. He waa
also bowlegged. Both facts gave him
pain at times.
He passed it by with a rueful
smile, when she merrily said that his
affliction gave him such an arch look,
and that, after all, he was a pretty
good sort when you got on to his
curves. He bore it patiently when
she referred to his walk as parenthet
ical progress. But he rebelled and
broke the engagement when she
tailed her pet dog through the wicket
formed by his legs.
“I may not be so overly ornament
al," said he, "but I emphatically ob
ject to being made useful to unsea
sonably early in the game!”—Smar<
Set.
Occupations and Color of the Hair.
Dr. Beddoe has said that there is a
distinct relation between man’s pur
suits and the color of his hair. An
unusual proportion cf men with dark
straight hair enter the ministry; red
whiskered men are apt to be given to
sporting and horseflesh; while the
tall, vigorous blonde man, lineal de
scendant of the Vikings, still contri
butes a large contingent to traveler*
^nd emigrants.
ON A BLOCKADE RUNNER.
Sir William Allan’s Experience in the
Civil War.
When fortunes were being made by
British merchantmen running the
blockade of Southern ports during th«
American Civil War, Sir William A1
latr. who had served in tho engineer
lng department of the British navy
I signed as chief engineer on a mer
chant steamer. London M.A.P. re
peats a personal reminiscence of Sir
William, which gives a good glimpse
of those exciting time3.
After a successful run into the Sa
vannah river, the blockade-runner
tried a second lime, and met with dis
aster. One dark night, she was steal
ing, with all lights masked, into Sa
vannah, and ran plump into the arms
of a Federal cruiser that was waiting
for her in the darkness.
"Stop your engines or we shall sink
you!” was the summons from the
cruiser, which had suddenly unshroud
ed her lights and thrust out her gunt
I close alongside.
”1 stopped the engines,” related Sir
William, “and began to blow off
steam. A boat from the Federal shij
had come alongside, and suddenly ar
officer rushed into my engine room
and put a revolver to my head. H<
was in a rage, and told me I had
opened the valves and was trying b
sink the steamer. I must close them
at once.
I asked him who he was, and
he answered:
“ ‘I’m the engineer of the steamer
that has taken you.’
“ ‘I can't believe you are the eng
neer.’ I said, ‘or you would have a
spanner or an oil can in your fist. 1 r
stead of tooling about with a pisto
and you would know that I am onl;
blowing off a bit of steam.’ ”
At this cool reply the officer droppe:
his pistol, and the two were soon god,
friends.
THE INFLUENCE OF HEREDITY
Lilias Haggard. Aged Nine. Is Now in;
Literature.
Admirers of Rider Haggard’s wr*
ings will doubtless be interested In
knowing that his youngest daughter
9-year-old Lilias, who striking resent
bles her father, already has develop^!
a taste for writing. She has recent
completed a romance in which most
of the characters come to fearful en -
In this, her first attempt, she shows
the influence of her father's weird
romances, says the Philadelphia In
quirer.
The Haggard family formed an in
teresting picture at an ’’at home
given by them recently at the Hal!.
Ditchingham, England. Mrs. Hag
gard, handsomely gowned; her eldest
daughter, in white silk, embroidered
with silver; the second daughter. Pol
ite, who will soon be presented; the
little Lilias, and the writer himself
formed the home party. One of the
guests was a brother of Mrs. Haggard,
who is Consul in New Caledonia, and I
the original of Captain Good, in "KiDg
Solomon’s Mines.”
The novelist, tali, loose-limbed, and j
with a peculiar swinging gait, looking
not unlike one of his own heroes, took
his friends through the hothouses to
look at the orchids. The love of those
flowers with him amounts to a passion.
He would rather talk flow-ers or farm
ing than of literature or art.
Colorado Celery for the East.
Colorado celery is this year for the
first time being shipped East. From
an insignificant business of a few
years ago it has developed to an enor
mous industry. Three years ago such
a thing as shipping celery to the
eastern markets was unheard of. But i
a few enterprising spirits decided to j
make the experiment and were amply
rewarded for their efforts. The re
turns were so large that the next year
they shipped nearly their entire crop
East. Since then the business has
developed rapidly, and this year will
be’the banner season of them all
Nearly twenty-five cars have been
shipped, and a conservative estimate
for the season would be that not less
than forty cars will be shipped alto
gether. As each carload will easily
average 24,000 pounds in weight, it
means that fully 900,000 pounds
celery will be used for export trad*
alone.
The Fether’s Hand.
I am a child In the darkness,
A little frightened child,
The winds are moaning about me.
And the storm In my heart is wild.
My fear would increase to terror,
Only, wherever I stand.
It is mine to feel, for my comfort.
The clasp of my Father's hand.
Duty lias ordered me forward,
But 1 am afraid to go,
The work Is too great for my doing
So little 1 see and know;
And yet I can find my courage
And obey my I.ord's command
And I'm not afraid to go onward
With the clasp of my Father's ban*
It is true that the end Is coming.
And my mystery, like a shroud,
Hangs over the parting waters:
I should fear to enter the cloud.
But that this Is my happy secret—
As I wait awhile on the strand,
Closer and yet more tender
Grows the clasp of my Father s hand.
— Marianne Farnlngham in c'lu**tlan
World.
Record of Life Saver.
Sixteen children have been rescued
from drowning this season by \Valtpr
Turrell, a Yarmouth (England) ferry
man, who has saved 29 lives
gether.
Our Losses in Spanish War. ^
The United States employed 274,717
men in the war with Spain. Her to
tal losses were 107 officers and 2,803
men.
God’s work must he done In Go(1 8
way.—Ram's Horn.
D Or THE PACT.
guarantee of the future i
of the past, snd over SC?
people have publicly Ustl
poan’B Kidney Pills have
m of numerous kidney tils,
mon backache to dangerous
and nil the attendant annoy*
sufferings from urinary dis
!Su They have been cured to
Be d. Here is one case:
I J. Taj lor, retired carpenter,
Et 312 South Third St
ine., says: “On the 25th da?
t. 1897, I made an affidavit
cob C. Mann, notary public,
experience with Doan s
Pills. 1 had suffered for
ears, and was compelled at
walk by the aid of crutches.
Iv passed gravel and suffered
tir.giy. I took every medi
the market that 1 heard about
e gave me temporary relief,
taking Doan’s Kidney Piila
results 1 gave to the public
above referred to. At
, on the 19th day of Jusy,
make this further statement
g the five years which have
I have bad no occasion to use
Doan’s Kidney Pills or any
for my kidneys. The
was a permanent one."
TRIAL of this great kid
which cured Mr. Tay
be mailed on application, to
of the United States. Ad
Milbum Co- Buffalo. N.
sale by all druggists. Price
per box.
men take a mean advantage
wives by wearing their hair
inter Use Allen’s Foot-Eas*.
. Your feet feel uncom
nervous and often cold and
If you have sweating, sore feet
t shoes, try Allen's Foot-Ease,
all druggists and shoe stores.
Sample rent free. Address
Olmsted. Le Hey. S. Y.
of a woman's mind Is not
her husband's peace of mind.
rP-ro-llAIE HOI SBKKRFKBS
Cross Ball Blue. It makes clothe*
sweet as when new. All gTocer*.
receiver is sometimes as bad as
Cure cannoi oe too highly spoken of sa
cure —J. W. O Brisk. S23 Third ava,
M.lu.. Jan. 6, laOd
In old saws invariably rope
scenes of their childhood.
WHEN VtM 11 tV STARCH
and get the best, 18 o*. for
0»ce used, always Uaed.
theories are often mis
for great principles.
of us might be nappy if we
suffer from disorders of the
Then we ought to use Dr. Au
Koenig's Hamburg Drops, which
the disorders and bring the
system to a healthy condition.
has beens are bad enough. The
t have beens are worse.
--—- ,
THE ST. PAUL CALENDAR
FOR 1903
sheets 10x15 Inches, of beautiful
in colors, of pastel
by Bryson, Is now ready for
and will be mailed on re
of twenty-five (25) cents—coin
stamps. Address F. A. Miller, Gen
Passenger Agent, Chicago.
faster a man is the slower he ia
paying his debts.
is failure when both hus
and wife make the discovery that
have married beneath them.
120 MILLION BOTTLES 1
SOLD EVERY YEAR.
V
TRACE l
MARK*
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' Happiness Is the absence of pain, and mil
lions have been made happy through being
1 cured ty St Jacobs Oil of RHEUMATISM,
I NEURALGIA, TOOTHACHE, HEAD
ACHE LAMENESS. SCALDS. BURNS. !
SPRAINS, BRUISES and all pains for which
an external remedy can bo applied. It never
falls to cure. Thousands who have been de
clared incurable at baths and In haspltals have
thrown away their crutches, being cured after
using St. Jacobs Oil. Directions in eleven
languages accompany every bottle.
CONQUERS
PAIN
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W. N. U.—Omaha. No. 51—1902
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All ELSE FAILS.
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■ I_In time. Bold by druggists.