General Hhafter’s only expression of
opinion of Colonel Roosevelt, bo far
as 1m known. Is the following reply,
when asked what he thought at the
Rough Rider’s nomination for govern
or of New York: “You know I am a
Republican, but I must say both can
didates are excellent men. As an am
ateur soldier Colonel Roosevelt is hard
to beat. He is the most earnest, tire
less man I ever met. Everyone who
knows him will have to admit that he
is an able man.”
An eccentric man is one who is off
his eccentric.
Do you get up with a (
headache?
Is there a bad taste io 1
your mouth?
k your mouth?
r Then you have a poor i
k appetite and a weak diges- j
' tion. You are frequently '
k dizzy, always feel dull and 4
drowsy. You have cold ^
k hands and feet. You get i
' but little benefit from yaur
| food. You have no ambition (
. to work and the sharp pains .
f of neuralgia dart through 1
►
your body.
What is the cause of all *
this trouble?
Constipated bowels.
I
will give you prompt relief
and certain cure.
Hmmft Your Blood Burn.
If you have neglected your
caae a long time, you had
better take
Hgcr’s sirsiparllla
also. It will remove all
impurities that have been
accumulating in your blood
and will greatly strengthen
your nerves.
Wrttm tho Doctor.
Thor* m.y b* •omcthlne (boot
your ca*e you in hoi qulio uiwlor
• Uri't Writ* tlie inrtor froolj
him how ynti mr *uff*rini
will prompt If r»r»l>» I
medical advice Arfdree*.
Itr.J C. Ajer, Lowell, Mam.
r—
W. N.U. OMAHA. No 44-1898
ttbeo Answering Advertisements Kindly
Mention This Taper.
If tilC Damp and Chill penetrate, look out for an attack of
Hut deep as the
Sciatic nerve is,
St. Jacobs Oil
will penetrate and
quiet its racking pain.
“My lord,” raid the prisoner to the
| judge, "I should like to have my rase
I postponed. My lawyer Is ill and un
j able to attend.” The Judge took two
or three minutes to consider. "The
ease may be postponed,” he said at
last, “if you desire it. Hut I see here
that you were taken in the ant. What
can your counsel have to say on your
behalf?.that s Just what I want to
know, my lord," said the prisoner.—
Tld-Rlts.
Before marriage a man promises to
his wife nothing; after marriage that
is about ail the poor woman gets.
When Mr. Spurgeon first began his
ministry an anonymous critic used o
write to him constantly about his
mistakes in grammar and pronunc
iation. Mr. Spurgeon at first resented
these criticisms, but he soon learned
to profit by them. "After awhile," he
said Ir. telling the story, "I looked for
his weekly memoranda with much In
terest. If I repeated a sentence which
I had used two or three Sundays be
fore he would write: See the same
sentence In such and such a Bermon.' ”
Mr. Spurgeon, like everybody else, had
his pet quotation, and he used this
line, "Nothing in my hand to bring,”
rather frequently. Ho his commen
tator wrote him : “We are sufficient
ly informed of the vacuity of your
hand.”
Wh*»t St • IIiihIk I.
Home farmers are holding their
wheat because they think the price
will go to $2 a bushel. The price,
however, may go down and thus great
losses will follow. In all matters de
lays are dangerous, particularly so In
sickness. At the first sign of bilious
ness, dyspepsia, indigestion or consti
pation cure yourself with Hostetters
Stomach Bitters.
More people are willing to help bury
a dead man than there are to lend a
dollar to a living one.
Du mo tnut to Diva
In a fine, mild and healthy climate,
where cyclonea and blizzards are un
known, where good, rich lands ran be
bought at low prices, near cheap trans
portation and with educational and
Industrial advantages? Ilomeseekers'
excursions to Virginia via the "liig
Four Route” and the Chesapeake and
Ohio Railway. Write for descriptive
book of Virginia, list of farms for
sale, excursion rates, dates, time-cards,
etc. J. C. Tucker, O. N. A., 234 Clark
street, Chicago, 111.
It Isn’t always a girl's plain face
that keeps her from marrying—some
times its her wisdom.
After a man begins to take whisky
for medicinal purposes he Is always
sick. _ j
M v doctor said I wou'd die t.ut, Plao'a Cure
for Consumption cured me.—Amos Ke uer,
Cherry Valley, Ills., Nov. its, 1*115
When a man once thoroughly under
stands the Ins and outs of a wheat
corner he invariably stays out.
---.
(•TCTKTTrSTlor aele. S2 aar acre csah.halffJM
Kt^roryliatil eatd- J Mufball. Slou»^^J|j5J
It is said that men who never drink,
; smoke or stay out late at night live
I to a ripe old age. Perhaps that’s
| their punishment.
plug
** No use for a duster — there's no dust on
It sells too last'' 1
Every dealer who has handled Battle
Ax knows this to be a fact. There
is no old stock of Battle Ax any
where:—nothing but fresh goods, as
Battle Ax sells five times more than
any other brand in the world.
Ail who chew it never change.
Remember the name
when you buy again.
BatUetafc
PLUGW
People who have beer, led to regard
I Colonel Roosevelt as a millionaire
will have to revise their Ideas. His
father’s estate of $1,000,000 was di
vided equally among four children,
and some portion of the colonel’s
share of $250,000 was spent in the
west. He has also ei>ont a consider
able amount In the organization of
his regiment, so that he Is probably
not as well off now as he was In 1878,
when bis father died.
The man who always counts on his
fi lends seldom figures in their calcu
lations.
A NATION OP DYSPEPTICS.
From tin .Mountaineer, HuUiutla, X. Dakota.
The remorse of a guilty stomach I* what
a large majority of the peoplearesufferiiig
With to duy. Dyspepsia in n characteristic
American disease und It in frequently slated
that “wo a nation of dyspeptics.”
Improper food, hurried rating, mental
worry, exhaustion: any of these produce a
lack of vitality in the system, by causing
the hiood to lose iti lifo-sustainc elements
The blood is the vital element m our llvei
and should be carefully nurtured. Restore
the blood to its pro|ier condition, dyspepsia
will vanish and good health follow
For example, in the county of Pembina,
North Dakota, a few milos from Walhndu,
resides Mr. Karnest Hnider. a man of ster
ling integrity, whose veracity cauuot be
doubted, ileseya:
Tht burturi DUngrtcd.
"I became seriously 111 three yean ago.
The doctor gavo me iuediciue for indiges
tion, but I continued to become worse I
had sovoral physician* at intervals who
gave me mud relief, but the disease would
return with all It* accustomed severity.
“I read In the newspaper* articles re
Canting the wonderful curative powers of
lr. Williams’ Fink Pill* for Pale People,
and dually concluded to try the pills. I
purchased six boxes. This wasflvemontbs
>4(0. The first box gave me much relief.
I continued taking the bills, and alter
using four boxes wns cured."
These rills are recognized everywhere aaa
specific for diseases of the blood and nerves.
For parelysia, locomotor ataxia, and other
diaeaaes long suppose ! Incurable,tbav have
proved their efllcavy in thousands of cases.
It's a poor bill poster that doesn’t
keep an actor well posted.
Applications for Patents Allowed.
The following caaes prepared and
prosecuted by us have been allowed:
An apparatus for demonstrating the
philosophy of thunder and lightning
and the utility of lightning rods. Dodd
& Struthers of Des Moines, Inventors.
Their application for a patent for a
machine for making flexible lightning
rods of copper wires Is pending.
A patent has been allowed to J. H.
Dempster of Des Moines, for his acety
lene gas generator, In which all the
parts are connected and adapted, the
apparatus to be moved about advan
tageously, located in the cellar or the
parlor for illuminating a bouse. It Is
automatic in its operation, economic
and safe.
Among ten recent decisions relating
to the registration of trade marks
is the following:
“Whet her or not the word ‘Dewrly Is an
ordinary surname or has become fanci
ful and romantic, It should not he reg
istered as a trade mark, as no one
has the right without the consent of
Dewey, to appropriate his name as a
trade mark, on the ground a
living celebrity is entitled to protection
from the ordinary trader.
Consultation and advice In person Or
by correspondence free.
IOWA PATENT OFFICE,
Thomas G. Orwig & Co.. Proprietors.
Des Moines, Oct. 14, 1898.
A fertile imagination often produces
a crop of rank thoughts.
State or omo, citt or Toledo, t .
Lucas Coumtt, {
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that ho 1* the
senior partner of the tirm of F. J. ('honor A Co.,
doing business in tbo City of Toledo, County
»ml State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of Hull s Catarrh Core.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before mo and subscribed In iny
presence, this 6th day of December, A. 1>. ISS&.
(SEAL.* A. W. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surface*
of the system. Send for testimonials, free
F. J I H K.NEY A CO., Toledo, Q>
Sold by nrugulsts, i5e.
Hall's Family Fills at o the bosk
Only a fool admits that he has wis
dom.
1M CIIRS A COLD IN (INK DAY
Taka l.uiuttvn ilroino Quinine Talilet* All
drUKirlxlH refund the uioury It it fall* to curt*.
ISc. The (uuulut) lias I.. H Q. on I sub tablet.
The future Is what we hoped thr
past might be. but it Isn’t.
Itssali end lh« rblllpplne*
ieod four rents (In stamps) for an
Illustrated booklet issued by the Chi*
>ago, Milwaukee A 81. I*aul Hallway,
the direct route across the American
Continent to tbs Nsw Truns-Pacific
possessions of the lulled States Full
of latest reliable Infoi motion and val
uable for rrfereme ( an b« used as a
test book In school Address Ueo II
Heaffurd. Osu’l Pass sad Ticket
Agent. Chicago. 111.
When a man Is braluleea there’s al
wave room 41 lb* lop
Cm'* f'H«gh S«lMn
It the »I4»«I Ml li »i 1 at »toM*s)'k»
(Use *ar<aiss •(•*. iii**i**ttt*c«M*. in a
It taken a wise in a a to pick a fool
whose money he ran spend
rtwtsa
Are you going to Florida* fio dgu
want rates, wap*, routes. P me cards
an I full Information* If so, sddree*
II. W, itparka, 334 Clark street, Chi
cago,
The vouih who has to ecratrh fur
hie living never sows many wild tints.
Wes. Nit iMtrt e*iht*( tins
r.» tSOetSe lot*..* ndau O, #»«** >4mmW*(S
wim t .tit et.4.. .0 ts,«.««» v.on
TREASURES OF THE DEEP.
Attrmpt to Rrtottr (‘Irate*' Honkea
Spoil.
An Interesting effort in being made
in Dunworley bay, on the Irish coast
near Cork, to recover a considerable
amount of treasure which there Is good
reason to believe lies beneath Its
waves. Tradition hus a long told fab
ulous tales of armada galleons lost
there but the more prosaic and re
liable page:! of the history of Ilandon
tell of u sunken pirate schooner und a
vessel of name and type unknown
which foundered there during the
reign of William and Mary. The ex
istence of these two wrecks wan per
fectly well known in the 40's—when
they were examined by one of the first
professional divers who worked on the
Irlrti coast, Patrick Collins, and the
father of the diver who Is eon
ductlug the present endeavors. The
elder Collins worked In what
Is now railed "open drees," nnd
experts In the progress of an
exceedingly useful but little under
stood craft know that that wae the In
vention, In 1819, of Siebe, and consist
ed merely of a helmet riveted to thd
upper part of a protective and water
tight garb which did not extend below
the waist. With this primitive gear
he was able to roeover some drinking
vessels, Ivory tusks, bead of Egyptian
origin and coins of William and Mary,
In addition to several guns. The diver
was told that according to local legend
the pirates had sunk their treasure
chest, lashed between two guns, rather
than allow It to be seized but no signs
of It wore to be seen. More than a
month ago J. Muleahy and T. R. Hol
land entered Into negotiations with a
local salvage contractor to make fur
ther researches, engaging Collins,
through whose Instrumentality chiefly
the sunken lightship Puffin was raleed
last year. The result, so far, has been
that a dozen gun« In remarkable pre
servation, und apparently about 200
years old, have been brought to the
surface, together with gold coin of
William ill., some more beads and
Ivory. The examination Is, however,
going on, und, If necessary, the hulls
will be blown up with tonlte or dyna
mite cartridges. These guns cannot,
however, claim to be the oldest objects
ever recovered from the deep. W. A.
Herman has amassed an Interesting
collection of relies of famous wrecks,
and has in this the wheel of a pulley
block from Henry VIII.'a ship the
Mary Rose brought up after 295 years'
Immersion, Borne carpenters’ tools
from an armada hulk in Vigo bay
there are also, as well as several very
ancient coins and vessels, but perhapa
no Item In the group has a greater In
terest than an officer's sword, recov
ered In 1890 from what remained after
Its explosion In action of I/Orient, the
French flagship, and which had there
fore been under water for ninety-two
years.
CUT UP THE WRONG HAT.
How a Mintili I'nlveralty Prnfraor \V»»
Fooled by a Ml uilent.
(From the Pittsburg News.)
A Scotch university professor. Irri
tated to And that his students had got
Into the habit of placing their hats and
canes on his desk, instead of In the
cloakroom, announced that the next
article of the klud placed there would
be destroyed. Some days later the pro
fessor was called for a moment from
the class room. A student slipped Into
his private room and emerged with
the professor's hat, which he placed
conspicuously on the desk, while his
fellows grinned and trembled. The pro
fessor, on returning, saw the hat,
thought some rashly obstinate student
had been delivered into his hands, and,
taking out Ills knife, he cut the offend
ing article to pieces, while vainly at
tempting to conceal the smile of tri
umph that played about his counte
nance. He was in a very bad tempei
the next day.
Inm-rt Equipped with Oar*.
An insect known as the water boat
man has a regular pair of oara, his
legs being used as such. He swims on
his back, as in that position there is
less resistance to his progress.
JUST FOR FUN.
Mr. Oldchap—Aro you Interested in
fossils. .Miss (Jusherljr? Miss Uusherly
—Oh—er—this is so sudden!
Magistrate (sternly)- You're a piti
able specimen of humanity. What
brought you to all this degradation and
disgrace? Prisoner (proudly)—It took
three policemen.
Maud -Isn't he a great, big. splendid
fellow? |'ve had him in my eye for a
long time, Irene Oh. well, au/tblng
seems larger than it reully is when it
get* in vour eye
“You had better not go boating with
Ada." said Tommy to bla sister’s fi
ancee. "Why not. Tommy?" "Vanes
I heard her say she Intended to throw
you overboard soon."
Mother Johnuy, stop using such
dreadful language! Johnny Well,
mother, Hhakeapeare uses It. Mother
Then don't play with him. he's aot a
At companion for you.
lie \ penny fur your thoughts Khe
It's a bargain, for I'm afraid you
• III not get full value for your money.
He-Well, here's the penny Now what
• ei* you thinking of? HSe You
l.ady Where ta your eon today, Mrs.
Murphy * I hups he lis t III Mrs.
Murphy Mors. Mikes to he married
tpmortow, an' he s g»a* to bed today,
whoils fit washes his troosaw for him.
"No. Hurtert, I sin sorry, hut I am
sure *e rvud not tie happy together.
You know I always went my way In
everything ' "Hst, aty dear girl, you
could go i n wdating it aftsr we were
married "
She—Ah, count, yon don’t know
how my love for you distresses my
parents. 1 heard my father say this
morning that he would give £10,000
If I would never see you again. The
Count—Ken your fazalre In he»s offe >3
now, you think?—Tit-Hits.
"Well, Ella, have you consulted the
eminent physician?” ‘Yes! and Jiut
fancy, the man bad the Impudence to
declare that 1 was not sick at all!" —
Vllegende Blatter.
A man’s unreliability very often ex
ceeds his assets.
Captain Eulatc of the Vlxcaya l«
reported to have said recently: “Your
Captain 'Bob' Evans, he say to me—
I cannot take your aword. I have a
right to only one-quarter of It. Tt
take four ship* to capture |t. Captain
E-vans he la one gen-tilman.’*
“Hobson neetiiH to be the hero of th»
period,” said the lady boarder. “I
thought the Colon wan all he wit
after,” said tb< cheerful Idiot.—Indi
anapolis Journal.
Learn to say It’s better than
I "NIL”
MRS. P1NKHAM TALKS ABOUT OVARITIS.
Letter from Mre. Carrio F. Trompor that all Buffering V/omon Should
Reed.
Ovaritis or inflammation of the ovaries may remit from attd'lcn stopping of
Uie mommy uow.mmi r.iwuimmiuon oi tiio
womb, and many other c;uifce*. 'J'lio
^ alightcM indication of troubla with tho
ovaries siioiiltJ clium your instant
attention. It will riotcufcitsolf,(!nil
a. hospital ojierut ion with ail its ter
rors way easily result from uegleet.
The fill teat counsel 01 this sub
ject own lie Keen re I without ;ost by
writing to Mrs. I’inkhain, at Lynn,
3 Muss., ami asking for her ndvi e.
Your letter will lio conlidcatkii
anil seen 1 y women only.
Miui.CAiti.iK F. Titr.Miuut, Lake, TmL,
whose letter M'c print, is only one of
many that have lieeu cured of ovarian
troubles by Lydia K. Pinkhain’s Vege
taMe Compound.
-> ‘'Peak Mus. Pimkiiam:—I was
suffering from congestion of the
ovaries, misplacement of the v.-omb,
Irregular, scanty, anil painful
| v menstruation, also kidney trouble.
1 had let it go on until I could not
I sit up, turn could not straighten my Ie.it
1 leg. My physii uui gave me relief, but
__ — ^ failed to cure me. Heading the teati
moninlHof different women, telling what
Lydia E. Pinlcham'a Vegetable Compound had
done for them, 1 decided to give it a trial. I
had alinoat given up hopca, ns I had Buffered
untold agony. Tlic flrstdo.se helped me. And now. alter using’ eight- Dottles or
Vegetable Compound, one 1k>K1c of Blood I’uritier one Im>x of Liver Pills,
I am proud to say I am as well as I ever was. I might have saved a Ip.rgq
doctor's bill and much suffering, hod I tried your precious medicine in tho
beginning of my sickness. All in the village know 1 was not expected to live,
when I had tho tirst and second uttaoks. In fact, 1 had no hope until I begun
taking your Vegetable Compound. It lias saved my life.”
A Million Women Have Been Benefited by Mrs. Plnkham’s Advice and Medicine
“A BRIGHT HOME MAKES A M E R R Y
HEART.** JOY TRAVELS ALONG WITH
SAPOLIO
AS IF BY MAGIC.
EVERY MAN AND WOMAN
SHOULD READ.
CATARRH CURED
Lives of suffering and misery from this repulsive disease turned into health anti happl
liens through the use of
Richard’s catarrh Epuant.
After vsurs of special study and practice In diseases of the Mucus Membrane, and espe
cially of ealarrhiil I roubles, we have lit lust developed a I ri'iitiiuiii t I hut will posit I vely and
permanently cure I ’utarrhal Diseases In whatever form they tuny I e. After fully (I'lnOil
slratlug the merits of lids treatment In u private practice of over five years. and success
fully trusting and curing the moat obstinate cases, we Challenge the World for a caw of
Ontuirh. or Catarrhal Ulsease our CATARRH EXPELLANT will not cure.
Deafness, resulting from Catarrh. <|nf.-lily cured
l oss of sense of Smell and 1 aste quickly restored.
All repulsive symptoms pern liar to I ’atarrhul troubles, us foul lireuth, nasal discharges
Harking, Coughing, and Spitting, relieved at once.
Catarrhal Affections of Stomach, Liver or Kidneys, CNiis'tig Indigestion, Sick Stomach.
Nausea. Wenkue.s. Depression. 1 os* of Ambltlon nn<l Kiirrgy. arc quickly cured.
Most of tlie weakness of men and women Is caused liv Catarrhal diseases. Tho poisonous
discharges And their way to tho stomach arid Into '.he blot mi, and dlsl rlhutad throughout
the entire system, affecting the \ Ital and Life Forces and ca islng Itleso Orginw tua
Nervous Weaknesses so dreaded by every man and woman
These weaknesses are cured hy CATARRH EXPELLANT «ml perfect health and
strength fully restored, liver five hundred testunoninlsTu praise of lids tiuatmsnt re
ceived slues January 1. 1M/7. If you have Catarrh or uny Catarrhal Disotse,
RICHARD’S CATARRH EXPELLANT
Will cure you Just as sure as water will quench thirst. Write to-day for testimonial* and
valuable instructive paper on these diseases. HUNT KK ElAddress
C. H. RICHARDS CO.,
OMAHA, NEBRASKA.
Ulysses 8. Grant, third grandson of
the general, stands at the head of his
eluss at school, and during the vaca
tion devotes his time to the amateur
newspaper business.
POMMEL
SLICKER
Th* W#»t
Sadalt* Cu*t.
FURNITURE.
|W),000 Utock of all grade* of
Furniture recently bought at th*
very lowest eaah |>rlr# will la of
fered during the ueat few month*
at special price*.
Customer* visaing Omaha will
And this the iaijett and oldest
furniture store here, and wa will
mat* every effort to pieaeo both
ia good* aud price*
Chas. Shiverick & Co.,
ri'RfklTtllK.
1200 Douglai 8t. Omaha.
test to MlM*e4 Mule*
l*ti fa MUlf It t« tlMllK l|l|
|4«Mii«*H.a.i it t««4 a* «t»i $ 4 t •**! a# j
| #f» tH« |«h |t*a a| •-» t««VNR«l •!<*
• hi Mil at IM| M * 4u«* la I I • .t i I 1 IM $ha*
ll«f at la Iltif irt«»M If tl«
#«»4> (It) lt| tM tat tfa ta#t
Naa-al to l*4*at i# fiat Irfiaf IHtjl
fHflU < am **# tat M«nh iiti it If I M
•fill ia>»It, t»a‘l i •*•$* t*> lt>ta*a i MNatff j
Iwj l»iM Wtt’iffMfttlMviMilNtiaUt ;
Or. Kits Lung dill .
$2 WORTH MI SIC FOR 10 CIS
Korn short, time we will mmhITWO IJOI»
IjAkw worth ok mimic kor 10 cm
poat-pairi to uuy B<lilreM« upon receipt of
|»i !«■*«. We Jose money on every order, but
do it to advertise oui>eiven. Send at unco,
stating whether you want Vocal, Iuatrtl*
mental, or both
\ AW MAN *v 1IIIMIIN, Korliester, N. V
A Natural Black is Produced by
Buckingham's Dye—
SOcti. of diu~gis|ief R IM-tallA co.,N
o.,N.thwa,N.H.
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