General Hhafter’s only expression of opinion of Colonel Roosevelt, bo far as 1m known. Is the following reply, when asked what he thought at the Rough Rider’s nomination for govern or of New York: “You know I am a Republican, but I must say both can didates are excellent men. As an am ateur soldier Colonel Roosevelt is hard to beat. He is the most earnest, tire less man I ever met. Everyone who knows him will have to admit that he is an able man.” An eccentric man is one who is off his eccentric. Do you get up with a ( headache? Is there a bad taste io 1 your mouth? k your mouth? r Then you have a poor i k appetite and a weak diges- j ' tion. You are frequently ' k dizzy, always feel dull and 4 drowsy. You have cold ^ k hands and feet. You get i ' but little benefit from yaur | food. You have no ambition ( . to work and the sharp pains . f of neuralgia dart through 1 ► your body. What is the cause of all * this trouble? Constipated bowels. I will give you prompt relief and certain cure. Hmmft Your Blood Burn. If you have neglected your caae a long time, you had better take Hgcr’s sirsiparllla also. It will remove all impurities that have been accumulating in your blood and will greatly strengthen your nerves. Wrttm tho Doctor. Thor* m.y b* •omcthlne (boot your ca*e you in hoi qulio uiwlor • Uri't Writ* tlie inrtor froolj him how ynti mr *uff*rini will prompt If r»r»l>» I medical advice Arfdree*. Itr.J C. Ajer, Lowell, Mam. r— W. N.U. OMAHA. No 44-1898 ttbeo Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Taper. If tilC Damp and Chill penetrate, look out for an attack of Hut deep as the Sciatic nerve is, St. Jacobs Oil will penetrate and quiet its racking pain. “My lord,” raid the prisoner to the | judge, "I should like to have my rase I postponed. My lawyer Is ill and un j able to attend.” The Judge took two or three minutes to consider. "The ease may be postponed,” he said at last, “if you desire it. Hut I see here that you were taken in the ant. What can your counsel have to say on your behalf?.that s Just what I want to know, my lord," said the prisoner.— Tld-Rlts. Before marriage a man promises to his wife nothing; after marriage that is about ail the poor woman gets. When Mr. Spurgeon first began his ministry an anonymous critic used o write to him constantly about his mistakes in grammar and pronunc iation. Mr. Spurgeon at first resented these criticisms, but he soon learned to profit by them. "After awhile," he said Ir. telling the story, "I looked for his weekly memoranda with much In terest. If I repeated a sentence which I had used two or three Sundays be fore he would write: See the same sentence In such and such a Bermon.' ” Mr. Spurgeon, like everybody else, had his pet quotation, and he used this line, "Nothing in my hand to bring,” rather frequently. Ho his commen tator wrote him : “We are sufficient ly informed of the vacuity of your hand.” Wh*»t St • IIiihIk I. Home farmers are holding their wheat because they think the price will go to $2 a bushel. The price, however, may go down and thus great losses will follow. In all matters de lays are dangerous, particularly so In sickness. At the first sign of bilious ness, dyspepsia, indigestion or consti pation cure yourself with Hostetters Stomach Bitters. More people are willing to help bury a dead man than there are to lend a dollar to a living one. Du mo tnut to Diva In a fine, mild and healthy climate, where cyclonea and blizzards are un known, where good, rich lands ran be bought at low prices, near cheap trans portation and with educational and Industrial advantages? Ilomeseekers' excursions to Virginia via the "liig Four Route” and the Chesapeake and Ohio Railway. Write for descriptive book of Virginia, list of farms for sale, excursion rates, dates, time-cards, etc. J. C. Tucker, O. N. A., 234 Clark street, Chicago, 111. It Isn’t always a girl's plain face that keeps her from marrying—some times its her wisdom. After a man begins to take whisky for medicinal purposes he Is always sick. _ j M v doctor said I wou'd die t.ut, Plao'a Cure for Consumption cured me.—Amos Ke uer, Cherry Valley, Ills., Nov. its, 1*115 When a man once thoroughly under stands the Ins and outs of a wheat corner he invariably stays out. ---. (•TCTKTTrSTlor aele. S2 aar acre csah.halffJM Kt^roryliatil eatd- J Mufball. Slou»^^J|j5J It is said that men who never drink, ; smoke or stay out late at night live I to a ripe old age. Perhaps that’s | their punishment. plug ** No use for a duster — there's no dust on It sells too last'' 1 Every dealer who has handled Battle Ax knows this to be a fact. There is no old stock of Battle Ax any where:—nothing but fresh goods, as Battle Ax sells five times more than any other brand in the world. Ail who chew it never change. Remember the name when you buy again. BatUetafc PLUGW People who have beer, led to regard I Colonel Roosevelt as a millionaire will have to revise their Ideas. His father’s estate of $1,000,000 was di vided equally among four children, and some portion of the colonel’s share of $250,000 was spent in the west. He has also ei>ont a consider able amount In the organization of his regiment, so that he Is probably not as well off now as he was In 1878, when bis father died. The man who always counts on his fi lends seldom figures in their calcu lations. A NATION OP DYSPEPTICS. From tin .Mountaineer, HuUiutla, X. Dakota. The remorse of a guilty stomach I* what a large majority of the peoplearesufferiiig With to duy. Dyspepsia in n characteristic American disease und It in frequently slated that “wo a nation of dyspeptics.” Improper food, hurried rating, mental worry, exhaustion: any of these produce a lack of vitality in the system, by causing the hiood to lose iti lifo-sustainc elements The blood is the vital element m our llvei and should be carefully nurtured. Restore the blood to its pro|ier condition, dyspepsia will vanish and good health follow For example, in the county of Pembina, North Dakota, a few milos from Walhndu, resides Mr. Karnest Hnider. a man of ster ling integrity, whose veracity cauuot be doubted, ileseya: Tht burturi DUngrtcd. "I became seriously 111 three yean ago. The doctor gavo me iuediciue for indiges tion, but I continued to become worse I had sovoral physician* at intervals who gave me mud relief, but the disease would return with all It* accustomed severity. “I read In the newspaper* articles re Canting the wonderful curative powers of lr. Williams’ Fink Pill* for Pale People, and dually concluded to try the pills. I purchased six boxes. This wasflvemontbs >4(0. The first box gave me much relief. I continued taking the bills, and alter using four boxes wns cured." These rills are recognized everywhere aaa specific for diseases of the blood and nerves. For parelysia, locomotor ataxia, and other diaeaaes long suppose ! Incurable,tbav have proved their efllcavy in thousands of cases. It's a poor bill poster that doesn’t keep an actor well posted. Applications for Patents Allowed. The following caaes prepared and prosecuted by us have been allowed: An apparatus for demonstrating the philosophy of thunder and lightning and the utility of lightning rods. Dodd & Struthers of Des Moines, Inventors. Their application for a patent for a machine for making flexible lightning rods of copper wires Is pending. A patent has been allowed to J. H. Dempster of Des Moines, for his acety lene gas generator, In which all the parts are connected and adapted, the apparatus to be moved about advan tageously, located in the cellar or the parlor for illuminating a bouse. It Is automatic in its operation, economic and safe. Among ten recent decisions relating to the registration of trade marks is the following: “Whet her or not the word ‘Dewrly Is an ordinary surname or has become fanci ful and romantic, It should not he reg istered as a trade mark, as no one has the right without the consent of Dewey, to appropriate his name as a trade mark, on the ground a living celebrity is entitled to protection from the ordinary trader. Consultation and advice In person Or by correspondence free. IOWA PATENT OFFICE, Thomas G. Orwig & Co.. Proprietors. Des Moines, Oct. 14, 1898. A fertile imagination often produces a crop of rank thoughts. State or omo, citt or Toledo, t . Lucas Coumtt, { Frank J. Cheney makes oath that ho 1* the senior partner of the tirm of F. J. ('honor A Co., doing business in tbo City of Toledo, County »ml State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hull s Catarrh Core. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before mo and subscribed In iny presence, this 6th day of December, A. 1>. ISS&. (SEAL.* A. W. GLEASON. Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surface* of the system. Send for testimonials, free F. J I H K.NEY A CO., Toledo, Q> Sold by nrugulsts, i5e. Hall's Family Fills at o the bosk Only a fool admits that he has wis dom. 1M CIIRS A COLD IN (INK DAY Taka l.uiuttvn ilroino Quinine Talilet* All drUKirlxlH refund the uioury It it fall* to curt*. ISc. The (uuulut) lias I.. H Q. on I sub tablet. The future Is what we hoped thr past might be. but it Isn’t. Itssali end lh« rblllpplne* ieod four rents (In stamps) for an Illustrated booklet issued by the Chi* >ago, Milwaukee A 81. I*aul Hallway, the direct route across the American Continent to tbs Nsw Truns-Pacific possessions of the lulled States Full of latest reliable Infoi motion and val uable for rrfereme ( an b« used as a test book In school Address Ueo II Heaffurd. Osu’l Pass sad Ticket Agent. Chicago. 111. When a man Is braluleea there’s al wave room 41 lb* lop Cm'* f'H«gh S«lMn It the »I4»«I Ml li »i 1 at »toM*s)'k» (Use *ar4mmW*(S wim t .tit et.4.. .0 ts,«.««» v.on TREASURES OF THE DEEP. Attrmpt to Rrtottr (‘Irate*' Honkea Spoil. An Interesting effort in being made in Dunworley bay, on the Irish coast near Cork, to recover a considerable amount of treasure which there Is good reason to believe lies beneath Its waves. Tradition hus a long told fab ulous tales of armada galleons lost there but the more prosaic and re liable page:! of the history of Ilandon tell of u sunken pirate schooner und a vessel of name and type unknown which foundered there during the reign of William and Mary. The ex istence of these two wrecks wan per fectly well known in the 40's—when they were examined by one of the first professional divers who worked on the Irlrti coast, Patrick Collins, and the father of the diver who Is eon ductlug the present endeavors. The elder Collins worked In what Is now railed "open drees," nnd experts In the progress of an exceedingly useful but little under stood craft know that that wae the In vention, In 1819, of Siebe, and consist ed merely of a helmet riveted to thd upper part of a protective and water tight garb which did not extend below the waist. With this primitive gear he was able to roeover some drinking vessels, Ivory tusks, bead of Egyptian origin and coins of William and Mary, In addition to several guns. The diver was told that according to local legend the pirates had sunk their treasure chest, lashed between two guns, rather than allow It to be seized but no signs of It wore to be seen. More than a month ago J. Muleahy and T. R. Hol land entered Into negotiations with a local salvage contractor to make fur ther researches, engaging Collins, through whose Instrumentality chiefly the sunken lightship Puffin was raleed last year. The result, so far, has been that a dozen gun« In remarkable pre servation, und apparently about 200 years old, have been brought to the surface, together with gold coin of William ill., some more beads and Ivory. The examination Is, however, going on, und, If necessary, the hulls will be blown up with tonlte or dyna mite cartridges. These guns cannot, however, claim to be the oldest objects ever recovered from the deep. W. A. Herman has amassed an Interesting collection of relies of famous wrecks, and has in this the wheel of a pulley block from Henry VIII.'a ship the Mary Rose brought up after 295 years' Immersion, Borne carpenters’ tools from an armada hulk in Vigo bay there are also, as well as several very ancient coins and vessels, but perhapa no Item In the group has a greater In terest than an officer's sword, recov ered In 1890 from what remained after Its explosion In action of I/Orient, the French flagship, and which had there fore been under water for ninety-two years. CUT UP THE WRONG HAT. How a Mintili I'nlveralty Prnfraor \V»» Fooled by a Ml uilent. (From the Pittsburg News.) A Scotch university professor. Irri tated to And that his students had got Into the habit of placing their hats and canes on his desk, instead of In the cloakroom, announced that the next article of the klud placed there would be destroyed. Some days later the pro fessor was called for a moment from the class room. A student slipped Into his private room and emerged with the professor's hat, which he placed conspicuously on the desk, while his fellows grinned and trembled. The pro fessor, on returning, saw the hat, thought some rashly obstinate student had been delivered into his hands, and, taking out Ills knife, he cut the offend ing article to pieces, while vainly at tempting to conceal the smile of tri umph that played about his counte nance. He was in a very bad tempei the next day. Inm-rt Equipped with Oar*. An insect known as the water boat man has a regular pair of oara, his legs being used as such. He swims on his back, as in that position there is less resistance to his progress. JUST FOR FUN. Mr. Oldchap—Aro you Interested in fossils. .Miss (Jusherljr? Miss Uusherly —Oh—er—this is so sudden! Magistrate (sternly)- You're a piti able specimen of humanity. What brought you to all this degradation and disgrace? Prisoner (proudly)—It took three policemen. Maud -Isn't he a great, big. splendid fellow? |'ve had him in my eye for a long time, Irene Oh. well, au/tblng seems larger than it reully is when it get* in vour eye “You had better not go boating with Ada." said Tommy to bla sister’s fi ancee. "Why not. Tommy?" "Vanes I heard her say she Intended to throw you overboard soon." Mother Johnuy, stop using such dreadful language! Johnny Well, mother, Hhakeapeare uses It. Mother Then don't play with him. he's aot a At companion for you. lie \ penny fur your thoughts Khe It's a bargain, for I'm afraid you • III not get full value for your money. He-Well, here's the penny Now what • ei* you thinking of? HSe You l.ady Where ta your eon today, Mrs. Murphy * I hups he lis t III Mrs. Murphy Mors. Mikes to he married tpmortow, an' he s g»a* to bed today, whoils fit washes his troosaw for him. "No. Hurtert, I sin sorry, hut I am sure *e rvud not tie happy together. You know I always went my way In everything ' "Hst, aty dear girl, you could go i n wdating it aftsr we were married " She—Ah, count, yon don’t know how my love for you distresses my parents. 1 heard my father say this morning that he would give £10,000 If I would never see you again. The Count—Ken your fazalre In he»s offe >3 now, you think?—Tit-Hits. "Well, Ella, have you consulted the eminent physician?” ‘Yes! and Jiut fancy, the man bad the Impudence to declare that 1 was not sick at all!" — Vllegende Blatter. A man’s unreliability very often ex ceeds his assets. Captain Eulatc of the Vlxcaya l« reported to have said recently: “Your Captain 'Bob' Evans, he say to me— I cannot take your aword. I have a right to only one-quarter of It. Tt take four ship* to capture |t. Captain E-vans he la one gen-tilman.’* “Hobson neetiiH to be the hero of th» period,” said the lady boarder. “I thought the Colon wan all he wit after,” said tb< cheerful Idiot.—Indi anapolis Journal. Learn to say It’s better than I "NIL” MRS. P1NKHAM TALKS ABOUT OVARITIS. Letter from Mre. Carrio F. Trompor that all Buffering V/omon Should Reed. Ovaritis or inflammation of the ovaries may remit from attd'lcn stopping of Uie mommy uow.mmi r.iwuimmiuon oi tiio womb, and many other c;uifce*. 'J'lio ^ alightcM indication of troubla with tho ovaries siioiiltJ clium your instant attention. It will riotcufcitsolf,(!nil a. hospital ojierut ion with ail its ter rors way easily result from uegleet. The fill teat counsel 01 this sub ject own lie Keen re I without ;ost by writing to Mrs. I’inkhain, at Lynn, 3 Muss., ami asking for her ndvi e. Your letter will lio conlidcatkii anil seen 1 y women only. Miui.CAiti.iK F. Titr.Miuut, Lake, TmL, whose letter M'c print, is only one of many that have lieeu cured of ovarian troubles by Lydia K. Pinkhain’s Vege taMe Compound. -> ‘'Peak Mus. Pimkiiam:—I was suffering from congestion of the ovaries, misplacement of the v.-omb, Irregular, scanty, anil painful | v menstruation, also kidney trouble. 1 had let it go on until I could not I sit up, turn could not straighten my Ie.it 1 leg. My physii uui gave me relief, but __ — ^ failed to cure me. Heading the teati moninlHof different women, telling what Lydia E. Pinlcham'a Vegetable Compound had done for them, 1 decided to give it a trial. I had alinoat given up hopca, ns I had Buffered untold agony. Tlic flrstdo.se helped me. And now. alter using’ eight- Dottles or Vegetable Compound, one 1k>K1c of Blood I’uritier one Im>x of Liver Pills, I am proud to say I am as well as I ever was. I might have saved a Ip.rgq doctor's bill and much suffering, hod I tried your precious medicine in tho beginning of my sickness. All in the village know 1 was not expected to live, when I had tho tirst and second uttaoks. In fact, 1 had no hope until I begun taking your Vegetable Compound. It lias saved my life.” A Million Women Have Been Benefited by Mrs. Plnkham’s Advice and Medicine “A BRIGHT HOME MAKES A M E R R Y HEART.** JOY TRAVELS ALONG WITH SAPOLIO AS IF BY MAGIC. EVERY MAN AND WOMAN SHOULD READ. CATARRH CURED Lives of suffering and misery from this repulsive disease turned into health anti happl liens through the use of Richard’s catarrh Epuant. After vsurs of special study and practice In diseases of the Mucus Membrane, and espe cially of ealarrhiil I roubles, we have lit lust developed a I ri'iitiiuiii t I hut will posit I vely and permanently cure I ’utarrhal Diseases In whatever form they tuny I e. After fully (I'lnOil slratlug the merits of lids treatment In u private practice of over five years. and success fully trusting and curing the moat obstinate cases, we Challenge the World for a caw of Ontuirh. or Catarrhal Ulsease our CATARRH EXPELLANT will not cure. Deafness, resulting from Catarrh. <|nf.-lily cured l oss of sense of Smell and 1 aste quickly restored. All repulsive symptoms pern liar to I ’atarrhul troubles, us foul lireuth, nasal discharges Harking, Coughing, and Spitting, relieved at once. Catarrhal Affections of Stomach, Liver or Kidneys, CNiis'tig Indigestion, Sick Stomach. Nausea. Wenkue.s. Depression. 1 os* of Ambltlon nnrlr# will la of fered during the ueat few month* at special price*. Customer* visaing Omaha will And this the iaijett and oldest furniture store here, and wa will mat* every effort to pieaeo both ia good* aud price* Chas. Shiverick & Co., ri'RfklTtllK. 1200 Douglai 8t. Omaha. test to MlM*e4 Mule* l*ti fa MUlf It t« tlMllK l|l| |4«Mii«*H.a.i it t««4 a* «t»i $ 4 t •**! a# j | #f» tH« |«h |t*a a| •-» t««VNR«l •!<* • hi Mil at IM| M * 4u«* la I I • .t i I 1 IM $ha* ll«f at la Iltif irt«»M If tl« #«»4> (It) lt| tM tat tfa ta#t Naa-al to l*4*at i# fiat Irfiaf IHtjl fHflU < am **# tat M«nh iiti it If I M •fill ia>»It, t»a‘l i •*•$* t*> lt>ta*a i MNatff j Iwj l»iM Wtt’iffMfttlMviMilNtiaUt ; Or. Kits Lung dill . $2 WORTH MI SIC FOR 10 CIS Korn short, time we will mmhITWO IJOI» IjAkw worth ok mimic kor 10 cm poat-pairi to uuy Beiven. Send at unco, stating whether you want Vocal, Iuatrtl* mental, or both \ AW MAN *v 1IIIMIIN, Korliester, N. V A Natural Black is Produced by Buckingham's Dye— SOcti. of diu~gis|ief R IM-tallA co.,N o.,N.thwa,N.H. CURE YOURSclf? I ». lli* u f r uimaturil h •• bait*. tutoaiinall | liriUl ua or wl tirtfi nr ■hmMWUM it.i.i-ott. irnmu ““‘Mu*. f*i. ,!Mj a*|lia. |mt»4»CMtmcM.0q #»-uior ■•u hr Drutillta, or knl in (lain «ruler, f.» rritnaa. ar.^,1,1 fuf |l <*V or 4 tu«;f ? V C nui uu S3CWQmW^ Peasioa rcnoiutia ooubie quick Wrff* C4KT. OttHUIII fanal.M 4gMl •ftl Nrt Vari WAIHIMJTON. 0. C. No I wl4»r*.' iMfMIN4 I W, tutfurt iC 9CWMl 0. 4 "^ti Tho»j»M»'s iya Water. Or. Kay'a Her,orator, •i* »4MllHIIWt Ilf, .lolkula. ,, »j,r 1,V llWWWM. rU A) d'Ud.ia** 4 IL P 5NSI0NS, PATENTS, CLAIMS. JOHN wboftRlp.**' aM?M • t Uw mial|4 lauMM V * i.iuu a, h. ( •Mi ta MM »%., tiMHlNail OM| 4m. FAIRBANKS SCALES ua DROPSY ws *» * * I * *1 , . *- * • *• . lu » Of «* tiMlMft ll t«r It It*MI*%**%#. !**•»-O',l*fe