Image provided by: University of Nebraska-Lincoln Libraries, Lincoln, NE
About The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917 | View Entire Issue (July 9, 1897)
I Spalled HI* Calrulatloa*. "•Don’t you like the room I gave you?’ saitl the hotel clerk to tho drummer from Cincinnati. ••Yes, the room’s all right. What made you ask? Do I look worried?" ••To be frank, you da" • Well, I am feeling rather uncom fortable. You see I curac ovor on the S. 1- O. ami W. road." ••Got in late, I suppose." ••No. wc got in on time, and now I have about two and ono-half hours on my hands that I don’t know what to do with.”—\\ ashing ion Star. Hi* Wanted lo Know. A little boy whore exporienoe with elevators has been a very limited one was brought into the city a few days ago by his mamma, and iu tho course of t wo or three hours' shop ping the little fellow was taken up and down in different stores a good many times. Finally tho two went in an office building, took chairs >a a rather tmail room and waited. ••Where nro wo now, mamma?" asked tho hoy. ••In I'neln Hob's office.” He glanced around the rather con tracted quarters and then asked: ••When docs it go up?" — Texas Liftings. _ _ Sliabs Into lour Shorn. Allen's Foot-liaao, a powder for the feet. It cures painful, swollen, smart ing feet and Instantly takes the sting out of corns and bunions. It Is ths greatest comfort discovery of the age. Allen's Foot-Kane makes tight-fitting or new shoes feel easy. It Is a certain cure for swcutlng, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Try It to-day. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores. By mall for 2.r>c In stamps. Trial package FKKK. Address Allen S. Olmsted, La Boy, N. Y. 1 lie lJlni»#?r-Hou«\ In the fourteenth century the king o' France dined at K a. in . and re tired to rest at K p. in. In tho tlmo 4>l I'hilip the Good an old verse said, ••Hise at A, dine at If, sup at A, go to Led at ft, and thou shall live to be | iilnety-and nine ” In the reigns of Henry IV. and Louie XIV. the din f ner-hour wus II a. in. I»uis XV. ; changed the dinner-hour to i o’clock. ; Two o'clock remained the usual din ner-hour In France un to tho tlmo of the revolution, after which ti o'clock : became the fashionable time. In England the upper class breakfasted at t in the reign of Henry VIIT., and dined at 10 a. in. In Elizabeth's reign the dinner-hour was 11a m., and supper was served about 5 o'clock- In Germany the fashionable hour for dinner up t » the time of the French revolution was 12 o’clock; afterwards it was fixed at 1 o’clock. There la s Class of I'eople Wno are Injured by the use of coffee. Recently there has been placed in all the grocery stores a new preparation called GRAIN-O, made of pure grains, that takes the place of coffee. The most delicate stoimu.-h receives it with out distress, and but few can tell it from coffee. It does not cost over !« na much. Children may drink It with great benefit. 15 cents and 25 cent/ per package. Try it. Ask for GRAIN-0._ _ A (jaffdion of I«ik. Massachusetts Is struggling with a novel question relating to tho durabil ity of the ink recently furnished the various state departments. The best ittU u.'u.a ftintru.' for 1»:11 tho Arti £ cle furnished in found to ferrajnt in the inkstand und to evaporate rapidly, leaving a sediment. One report is that the ink has b son tampered with by a disappoint*! 1 Arm of contractors. The state chemist has been called on to make an analysis, and the manu facturers also have employed an an alyst. so a battle of the experts is t'.ie next thing in order. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Price, 75c. No Interruption* Likrly. 'lired Housekeeper There! The house is as neat us a new pin at lust.. I um going to take a nap. Try not to disturb mo with your play, my pets. Little Brother—What, shill I do if any one calls? Little Sister—No need to bother about that. No one ever calls when f things are clean! — 1 know Hint my life was saved by Poo s Cure for ( onsnmi tion John A Miller. Au Kab>, Ml h . Apr! 81. 1*86. When u man ask* u hundred dollars for a horse, he expects to get i*.limit it sixty. Te Car* Constipation forever. Taus css, aieia i inrf, Cilhirilc iia vra> It C C C tall u> cure drinesou r, fuuU uiui.es Ice water knock* out more people « than pugilists. Adirondack Native*. Natives of the Adirondack region name all visitors ••sports." Tbe torm has come down from a time when few city folk save those in search of game bravctl the hardships of life in tho wood*. Now that all sort* of people visit the Adirondack* for health mid pleasure, the name stiokr,. and tho conventional young woman who lives ir. a luxurious uv.mp and dresse* three time* a day i «* much a sport a • tho inveterate hunter, t-ho goes about in corduroys and leather leg gings ami sleeps in rough camps. 'too for < at*. The young man from the city had been fishing, lie hadn't had much luck, but it wa* more than he was used to. and ho looked very jubilant as he strode into the farmhouse kitchen with hi* catch. ••Whal’je git'.'" asked hi* host. ••Oh. nothing much. Just a few catfish. ” •■Mean thorn?” tho farmer inquired, pointing with his plpostom. ••Certainly. They’re not very large. Hut there’* no doubt about their being catfish.” ••Wal, mebbo they passes fur cat fish out whur you come from. But here wo call* them kitten fish.—Den ver Tribune. BEAUTY is BLOOD DEEP* rtRC, tir.AI.THY BLOOD KEAXS BEAL TIEl I, tOMI'LEXIOX. Istrstlnnal Mlcrobf. Tolso* lb. B1..S Whrs tb Buwrls Art tosBtlpslf*. Ortvr Tim 0*1 by Makla* tbr l.lvrr Lively. “Beauty 1* skin dorp.” That 1* wrong. Reauty is blood deep. A person constipated, with a lazy liver, bilious blood, dyspeptic stomach, has pim ples and liver spots and a sola leather com plexion. No one with a furred tongue, a bad orrath, a Jaundiced eye, can be tieautiful.no matter how perfect are form and features. To be beautiful, to become beautiful, or remain beautiful, the blood must tie kept pure and free from Idle, microbes, disease germs and other impurities. Casearet Candy Cathartic will do It for you quickly, surely, naturally. They never grip nor gripe, but make the liver lively, prevent sour stomach, kill disease-germs, tone up the bowels, purify the blood, and make all things right, as thoy should be. Then beauty comes of Itself, and to stay. Huy and try Cascarets today. It's what, they do, not whnt wo say they do. that will please you. All druggists, 10c, U6c or 60c, or mailed for price. Send for booklet and free sample. Address Hterling Remedy Co., Cbicugo, Montreal, Can., or New York. A Doubtful I ompltfDvnt. "Benson is ulmost crazy, they say, my dear. ”• "What’s the matter?” "Morbid conscientiousness. Ho broods over imaginary faults and groans about all his trifling faults aa if they were mountuinous.” "Terrible isn't it? How glad I am, .John, that you are perfectly sane in that respect.” rAKItKl.I.'St KKU STAR KATRACT IS Tbs lint: All grocers will refund you. money If you are nut iat!»Bed with It. large I em-ls With sm ill llraln*. I)r. Crochley Clnpham. who has made measurements on 4.0 )0 inmates of asylums, says that insane heads are larger on the average than sane heads, though insane brains are smaller. According to Dr. Claphum the form ol the maane hoau ih usu ally cuneiform or arrowahaped. with the greatest diameter posterior i to the central point of the head. lira. WIiuIow'm ffonthlnir Ijrop ] For children teetlilwr.aoffen* tlictfum*. redurInflam luation, alluyti pain, curt* wind colic. 26ccnt»a bottla On* I ool Knough. Gu* Do Smith went to a masquerade 1 all us a harle |uin. A few day* afterward an intirmtn friend asked him for the loan of his harlequin cos tume, us he, too. wished to attend a ; masquerade ball. ••N'o," replied Gus, “I allow nobody | to make 11 fool of himself in my cos tume except myself.’’ Texus Siftings. Ktlurtt* Voor llowela With Caacarata. Candy Cathartic, cure conailpatlon forever. 10c. If C. Cl' fall, drum: tat a refund money. Opposed to Itlunder implication. Mr. Slimpurec — But why do you insist that our daughter should marry a man whom she does not like? You married for love, didn’t y ou? Mrs Slitnpurse Yes hut that 1 is no reason why 1 should let out daughter make tho same blunder — Sow York Weekly. If sh k. iinthinK renovate* mi l luvlgur ales like I>r Kay » Itenovator In telling a story, don't label it ai funny liefore you liegin to spin it. ||) Sweetness and Light. % M) Put a pill i t th« pulpit if pou want practical (|R <JT preaching for tha physical tnan , than put tha gs. pill In tha piUorp If it 4«»ea rot praotiaa what It 'V treaches, Thara'a a whole »:oep#l la Aper'e 3 Sugar CoataU Ptlla ; a ** rnapcl i f EWcctuee» ^ V t nil light.* People iuo.1 to value their phpalc, •'*|1 f ly I na they t!4 their religion, bp (ta WliifMia . *$..) Ja The More litter tha 4one the hotter the ilovtur. Z y Wa'ti rot ova? that. W .* take “sugar in our*'' v*"’ 1‘oa.Hil cr i now-aulara. It a p«.*aiblo to . < t. map ha p. a plaaaaat t* ■11. That U tha go.»p« i wf Ayer's Cathartic Pills. n. • •. »«.«*...« i ••all.. | I tl iiiim SI SMITHS SORROW. H E a never! vaz two closer I Iriends than me [ and £1 Smith— j tber couldn't be. We waz raised to gether In the same firmin’ see Ion, an’ what little lamin’ we had wuz Rat out o’ the sam-/ books, in the same dees i* on the same in foe we had under the saute In norr like brother* I - uriii cn u ii ■ .... »»I * f i * than some real brother* are. In moit ways St wazn’t like other j boy*. He v. iz so quiet an’ old-farh ! toned like ihit he never eeemefl like a l-oy at all. an’ no girl >mbl er bin more gi title an’ lovin’ than kc wa ne waz Jest one o’ them chaps that othpr bojs are always pokin fun at an’ then go to fer advice an’ sympathy when (hey get In trubble. an one they’d light f *r quicker’n their own kin. Wal, me an’ SI growed up to man hood Jest as we’d bln in our child hood the confldln’est o’ friend*; an our mother* used ter laugh at u* In that pleased sort o’ way good mother* hev an’ tell us we’d better get the dominie to marry us, so as to make our partnership a lit tle more Idndln’. We waz al ways together, when we wazn’t at work about our fathers’ farms, an’ If there waz a huskin’ bee, or a spellin’ school, or a slrgln’ class In the dees trlc’ you’d never find one of us thare If the ether wasn't. Of course, bein’ young men, an' pur ty scrumptious lookin’ ones at that, we waz mighty pcp'Iat with the girl* t hares bouts, an’ used ter zee ’em hom from pray'r meetln’*, an’ slch like; but nothin’ serious came of It till we got to courtin’ 'Liza Hawkins, which waz my sweetheart, an' Hally Turner, which waz HI’*. They wer’ the nicest an’ purtlest girl* you ever set eye* on, though to he cure J thort 'Liza was the charm in cst an’ SI bad the same oplnyun o’ Hally, which waz nat’rnl enough, con siderin’ that a man ought ter think more cf his own sweetheart than o' firnie onp else's. I reckon some folk* would *ay we waz a little too womanish, hut any how me an’ SI u*ed ter hev long talk* about our feelln’s toward* the girl*, an' the upshot of It waz that. 1 owned up to 81 that l waz heels over bed In !< vo with 'Liza an’ he c onfessed to me that ho waz Jest as deep In love with Sally. For one whole summer an’ winter we kept on sparkin’ the two gill*, an’ every day we'd talk It all over for the hundredth time betwixt ourselves, wonderin' If they loved u» in’ If we’d better a*k ’em to marry u*. an' all that sort of thing; but somehow neither SI or me had the spunk to pop the question we were Just dyin’ to hev settled. I don’t know jest how It waz, hut though we'd he very brave an’ dc trrmined when we waz dlscussln* the matter on the woodpile or In the barn, at his home or mine, when we’d get to REMEMBER. 1 LOVE HER. lookin' In Suilr'a an- Lizas bright eyes we'd losr cur courage (or our heads) an' come away as much in doubt ns ever. At last, though, while ^eein' Liza home fumi sing m'-echool one rainy night, an' while 1 wax holdin' her close to me to keep her under my timbrel’, 1 screwed my pluck up to the top notch, an’ »ed somethin'—I never knotted jest what It wax hut 'Liza un derail ml what I meant, an' what she ted to me made me the happiest an' proudest muti you ever saw In all yer horn days. Ml seemed almost as glad as I was. when I told him shout it next day. an' I was sure he'd take courts* by my success an' ask Hally the very next time he went to spark | her. but ha didn't, lie kept puttin' It I off, )*•( a« h > .1 been doin' all along, an' worrvln' an’ frettln' about hie on derided fate till he artually got pale an' holler-eyed over It. I kinder think that tf I hadn't loved him so all-ffred much. I d got vexed al Hi (or his dtlly dally.s', hut use day somethin' hap pened that took all them thtypta out o' my h*d I ran sever forget that day or. r«ib*r thet night, fur It wax late ta the •veala' when he ram* io the h»u*e an' • tiled we MU' The mlait I aasr him I know'd euatatlhin' Had goo* amiss I bed never seen him !««•* * Ilk- that afore. Ills l«f was ae white a* • ! sheet an It >»•* made my heart a* he ter see lhat took « sufferin' as as *u> In hla deep sunken eyes, i starle t iu say ec.methin to lag wise what had happened hut he raised hte hau l uith , a sort »f ttapainn mutton an' eed tn a huntee, choked telie I tout Juak don't rpenh pel let • awhile' ’ | We walked slowly duwa the lane sente, id we epenkln'. an’ natiher of * we iramie t* know wkaie we ext go ‘ In Itimeby we gut •• fat ae Ike barnyard gate an' stopped an' leaned on the bars in a sort o' unspoken misery fer Si's misery made mo mis erable, too. "Wal, Josh." sed he after awhile, without lookin' up, an' speakin’ in a onnat’rai sort o’ voice, “it's all over!” "What?" sez I guessin' what he meant; "has Sally refused yell?” “Wuss!” sez he, tryin' to force hack a groan. "What could be wusser'n that, SI?” I asked. “She told me," sed he, Jest above a w'lsper, "that she Is goln' to marry Zeb Ward next month. I didn't put the question to her—It's well I didn't. She invited me to the weddtn'. It nigh killed me. Josh!" “Wal, consarn the ” I began, as mad as fury at what seemed her flirt in’ ways, but SI raised his hand an' slopped me. "Don't not a word agin her Josh!" he sed, flarin' up. “Remember, 1 love her!" It wasn't In me to hurl, his feelln’s, an' I asked, consid'ably cooled down; "Does she know yer feelln's, SI?” He shook his head. "I didn't tell lit r I couldn’t. She Jest looked on me us a friend. I reckon. She must never know, Josh. It might sp’lle her hap piness," he sed; an' then neither of us could find anything to say for a long time; Jest stood thare, a-lookin’ at the t.isrs 'way off 'mongst the flyin' clouds mi' tryin’ for swalier a big lump that kept rlsln' in our throats. Somehow Si never had seemed quite so near and dear to me as lie did In them silent mo ments o’ niu'ual misery. I edged up iiijurr uj mm fit ne u» me mi uui hands got together in a tight, warm grasp that sed more than all the words we could hev spoken in a lifetime. It must hev been mighty nigh mid night afore we 'eft the barnyard gate, although we hadn't sed more'n a dozen words. We JeHt stood there a-holdin' onto each other's hands an’ tryln’ to think, but always losln' our reckonin' In the heavy clouds o' sorrow that hung ever us. "Don't take It too much ter heart, 81. Try ter be brave—try ter m»k£ the beet of It!” I sed to him as we parted. He didn’t answer me. He tried to, but all of a suddlnt he gave my hand a powerful wrench and hur ried away with a pitiful look o’ an guish on his white face. I didn't see quite so much o’ Si after that as afore; Kvery two or three days, though, he'd come to the house, an’ It seemed ter me that he always looked paler an' thinner an’ more de spairin' every time we met. We didn’t often speak o' hls sorrow, but we'd sit sometimes fer hours a-holdin’ hands an’ lookin' In each other's faces an' un derslandln' each other's feelln’s bet ter, I reckon, than if we’d tried ter put our thots inter words. One day, after we'd been slttln' in this fashion fer quite a spell, 81 kinder roused him self up an' sed: ”8ally an’ Zeb are ter be married ter morrow.” "Yes,” sed I, wonderin’ why he’d spoke of It. “Goln’. I s’pose?” he added. "I reckon so,” sed I. "Then we’ll go together,” sed he, an a look o' sharpest sufferin' came In hls pale face, which hurt me more'n I know how ter tell. “D’ye think it’s best, 81?” I asked, as gentle as I could. "Yes,” he answered, heavin’ a sigh. "She might think It queer if I staid away, besides. I’d like to wish her an' Zeb a happy life." I didn't say any more. It would hev done no good, an’ maybe 'twould hev hurt him If I argued against hls goln'; so the next day me an' Si went to the Ill lir iiivcitll -uuuot «, JVIU we had dono In our boyhood days, whpn we used tor go to Sunday school, though we never waz so silent an' sad an' thortfu! In them days. We sat in the same pew .too, whare we used ter sit years an' years ago, an' I thort as I looked now an' then at Si's thin, white face an droopin' tigger that I'd never seen him look quite so miserable an' hopeless Itko as he did that day. Wal, after the cer'mony waz over Si was one o’ the first ter push hls way through the crowd so's to reach the bride and groom an' offer his good wishes. There waz. I noticed, a queer, ennat'ral slirt of look in hls sunken pyes an' a feverish flush on tils hug grrd face, an' when we at last started ter home poot SI wax so trembly an' unnerved that he had ter take my arm to keep on hls legs. “I hope they'll be happy, Josh." he sed several times as we wer' walkin' slowly along, an' onee he sed, very low an' In a kinder choked voice: "I hope ■he'll be lovet as well by Zeb as she Is by ms." That was about ail the talkin' that was done till we parted at hl.i gate. Then I sed: "Come over an' aee me t«rmurrow, •L" "I reckon," ted be. after boldin' my hand quite a spell, "you d better ron« an' aee me. Josh I don’t seem ter be very strong o' tale, an' the walk makes me tired like." "All right," sed I as cheery aa I could; "I'll rums" Yes, I went over lo Ai's the neg day It was quite early In the mornln' an* I waa sent fer by hls father an* ! mother III had calkerlated warily «ht he was let able to visit me j They had found him in hie bed a tew I intitules before dead, an' the 4- r or I a h«* arrived about the time I did. eeo he had died flow heart trouble «’ ruts* t trrl Am he had a heart trouble which I ueaih slra* could cure 'The Owl. H«lits( I*. Mother Johnny, haw alien hate t told van that >ou must met bolt your had ' loha ay tluesa It lent so j sure# tu bed' my hssl ihah M la fur I you lu turn llta hay sa It when it s in I the (sytear4''-lhwtM T ranee ripe ‘FUNCTIONS” IN COH MINFS. Iowa ('luireli I nearth a .t«» Flare for FAthlonaltlr C»prrn From the Detroit Free Press: The latest fad in Iowa is the holding of un derground church socials. The Pres byterian church members are the laten: to give one of these unique enter tainments that are becoming populai all over the state In districts where coal mlnett exist. The latest, held at Seymour, was 240 feet below the sur face of the earth. One hundred and sixty men, women and children, In re sponse to an Invitation issued by the young ladles of the Presbyterian church, gathered at the opening of the mine, where they were provided with common miners' lamps, that w»r« placed In caiis furnished them. They ull carried lunch baskets and a tin cuj and were dressed In old clothes. There were many who had never before been down In a coal mine, and to them an explanation of the details of the mint were rrn at Intere.ttlng. Courteous and obliging miners were there to explain everything to the satisfaction of th< uninitiated, excursion trains were ru i to every part of the mine, and the on ly (barge was to keep "heads down.' TOO RISKY. If It Is true, as Is generally conceded that one must be easy In mind and body to go to sleep quietly. It seems un likely (hat a recent sojourner In a western state can have passed a restfti u'ght on one- occasion. He was detained by a snow-storm In a small town, the one ''hotel'' of which e>uld icareely be said to deserve the name. It was crow Ad to over-flow ir« and the traveler was assigned tc u room In company with a tall, hard featured buck woodsman, who seemed Inclined to give the stranger a cordial welcome, •'Thcre'ii only one objection to your sleeping with me,” he said, heartily "and that alnt any objection to me hut you may feel different about It. You h< e, I'm an old trapper, and I gen erally hark back to the past In my dreams, and live over the days when I was shooting wild animals and kill ing Injuns. "Where I stopped last night they charged me two dollars extra because I happened to whittle up part of thf foot-hoard while I was dreaming. Bui I feel k-nd of calm and peaceable to night. and like as not I may lay stli: as a kitten.” The traveler surveyed the narrow bed, and reflected that he was about half the size of his prospective bed fellow, and a sound sleeper into thf bargain. He sat up in one chair with his fact In another that night. II* Ikfid ll*«i> Tauglit to Follow Copy and II* Old Ho. My friend, the newspaper man, told me u funny little story which hapj-jn ea during the last election in a certain newspaper office in this city, says thf St. Louis Republic. They were pressed for men, and had to take on some of the old printers that went out of the office with thf arrival of the type-setting machines. One of the editorial writers wrote what he considered a fine effort of rhetoric on McKinley, Every page was sorely crowded and the flat had gone forth that nothing should be leaded, not even editorials. In the midst of the editorial effusion occurred the sen tence: "McKinley's name led all the rest.” This piece of copy was turned ovei to one of the old discharged men. Tc everybody’s astonishment half the ed itorial in point was leaded, making a very offending column to the eye. The old printer was sent for. He declared that he had followed copy exactly Asked to bring proof, he hur ried upstairs, and from a bundle ol written sheets extracted what he want ed. In Ihe meantime the editorial writer had discovered that “led all the rest' had been omitted entirely, und he wat madder than ever. "Whpre I* thi rest of that aenfpnce ' ho growled, when tile ancient fossil ap pi ared with the copy. "You’ve chop ped thla off at '.McKinley's name!' ” “There la the copy,” said the aged file. • Right after McKinley's name you wrote 'led all the reat’—and I leaded It, of courae.” The editorial writer had nothing mere to nay after that. I^aralng the town Kentuckian "Well, air, have yon canvassed our town pretty thorough!) In order to secure the views of out cl* liens as to the success of your eu twpg«»r Culllllg I think I havt called upon about all of your pronilneni business men" Kentucklsu ‘‘Havt you talked with Col. Cotta yet?” Cap! tails' "Cotta? No; I don't believe I have met hint ' Keatwklan -"Yog ought to see Col Cotta by all mean* IU'i one of our moat Influential rltl sett* “ Capitalist "I guess I'd hettet hunt him up What at reel la Col Cotta' sab mi a on?”-New > oik World tl Ma'ssa a IHohi. Ptitl "I am hegtonlng to diskette** the rtsaatta” knout I dual un derate ad'* Pussy ' The obi ttreek posts nn«l historians cracked up thelt louatryMuu as lighters, and I think tb* ■•Id oMlgsis must have been novelist wetting in rheme. Cttiahurg News. UmI eS M'at Mr, Pprw* belt You are Improvim* in your Mrrvht riding, then?** Ml* It Shtst Ilk. Me, I rode over flv< n lei today and I hept abend of youi hv dl> r all the way.’* ‘ Yon dua l any set" "Vee we nets ea n undent tankers ».*t**M>4a The >1** of It. The court had assessed a fine of till ,n tho attorney for contempt, and ‘he Amount was very nearly the size of his pile. He put up the money in such a hesitating way that the court was moved to compassion. ••If you have any regret,” said the judge, "for what you have done, I might possibly remit the fine.” ••Your honor is very kind, replied the attorney with mock humility, handing the money to the clerk, "and I have somo regret that I haven't a thousand more ten dollar bills.” Dos't Tobacco Spit end Smoko Tear Lite Awry To quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take N'o-To Itae. the wonder-worker, that make, weak men (trong. All drnggloto, 50c or |l. Cure guaranteed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or Now Vork. The weeping relatives gathered around tho governor's chair, but that official remained firm. ••No,” lie said to tho mother, "I may consider your tioy’A pardon, but it is itetter for him that, lie remain for four or five months more. If I wt*ro to lot him out now ho would Ik; just in time to contract a late cam of •Sweet Marie.’’’ They saw tho justice of tho con tention and withdrew. To Colorado Springs and Pueblo, llurllngton Kout* via l)«nv«r. A through Sleeping car to Colorado Spring, aII.I Pueblo via Denver i. attached to Burlington Itoute dally train leaving Clc-ago 10: 11 p m Office, 211 Clark St. No man is mi worthless that he can not get a good man to recommend him. V*iin enn'f iitforil to let iinvonc inuki; you a present of a drink of whisky $100 To Any Man. WILL PAY 9100 FOR ANY CASE Of Weakness In Men They Treat ao« Fall to Cara. An Omaha Company place* for the first time before the public n Maoicai, Treat ment for the cure of Lost Vitality, Nervous and boxual Weakness, and Restoration of Life Korea in old and young men No worn out French remedy; contains no Phosphorous or other harmful drugs It is a Wonderful Treatment- magical in it* effect* -positive in its cure. All readers, who Hre suffering from a weakness that blights their life, causing that mental and physical suffering peculiar to Lost Man hood, should write to the STATE MEDICAL COMPANY, Omaha, Neb. and they will send you absolutely FREE, a valuable paper ou these diseases, and positive proof* of their truly Maoicai. Treatment. Thoua auds of men, who have lost all hope of a cure, ure beiug restored by them to a per fect condition. This Mauical Treatment may be taken at home under their directions, or they will pay railroad fare and hotel bills to all who prefer to go there for treatment, if they rail to cure They are perfectly reliable; have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure, Free Sample, or C. O. D. fuke They have KSO,000 capital, and guarantee to cure everv rase they treat or refund every dollar; or tbeir charges may be deposited in a bank to be paid to them when a cure ia effected. Write them today __ Thro’ Yellowstone Park on a Bicycle. Among (hegeysers, water falls. lakes and terriu-n* of n Yellowstone Turk Is where every true wheel man should spend hi* 'V? holiday. Most delightful outing imagin able. I.e*s espensive than a week at a fashionable summer resort Usual roads liulll liy I be government. Ptegnnt hotels Hue Ash ing Splendid air II rile for laaiklat eiKtlatn lug a m.p of the I'ark as well as full Information abol Hie essst of the Irip. a hat to take, what I he road* are Ilk* ete J laisiis un i faa. r Agent. Murlinglun Moots ItW'eha hah PATENTS. TRADE MARKS ! rassee sad. 4 A*us s* t • > sSsahKM »t s# la Isas 1 m« SeSM ter *‘t» w»s" «*»<■<* » »«• sent tasawk < u VkbrtiAk A*sss *ete«w> ts ti 1 AATIHTt »*•**• »se»««ssns **«*•»••**’<•*** rAItRI) saw it. .-a—.• »*s**».*. vs* t a { dk . . l».«s s *s -a*** fc <*..«*««. a »%• *- - | Tilwtiw'ily* W N U OMAHA Ns* 1**1 ttw ur.Mag >« *d**«toN*«. h SS.» mas I Mna thtt *****