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About The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 29, 1897)
WHAT A LIE. | i A l:«lltor s»y» I'IihI II T»!tc» Money to Run a Newspaper. i'rt.ra the Covington (Ohio) Gazette; "It takes money to run a newspaper." —St. John (Klii.) News. What an aggregation: what a whop per. It. has heen disproved a thou sand times; it is a clean case of airy fancy, fi doesn't take money to run a newspaper; It can run without mon ey. It Is a charitable Institution, a begging concern, a highway robber. H Godfrey the newspaper Is the child of the air. a creature of a dream. It can go on and on and on. when any other concern would be In the bands of a receiver and wound up with cob webs In the window. It takes wind to run a newspaper; It lakes gall to run a newspaper. It taker, a scintillating, acrobatic imagination, and a half doz en white shirts, and a railroad pass to run a newspaper. But money - Heav ens to Betsy md six hands round, who ever needed money in conducting a newspaper! Kind words are the med ium of exchange that do the business for the editor kind words and church social tickets. When you see an ed ilor with money, watch him. He'll he paying hills and disgracing his pro fewslon. Never give money to un edi tor. Make him trade It out. He lik«-e to pwnp. Then when you die, after having stood around for years and sneered at the editor and his little Jirn • row paper, be sure and have your wifi s'-nJ in for three extra copies by mu of your weeping children, and whet, she reads the generous and touching notice about you, forewarn Iter to ne gled to send fifteen cents to the editor. Ji would overwhelm him. Money Is a corrupting thing. The editor knows It nnd what he wants Is your heartfelt 1 thanks. Then he can thank the print i ers and they can thank their grocers., Take your Job work to the Job office and then come and auk for half rater for church notices. (Jet your lodge letter heads nnd stationery printed out of town, and then flood the editor with beautiful thoughts In resolution: of respect and cards of thanks. They make such spicy reading, anti when you pick It up filled with those glow ing and vivid mortuary articles, you are so proud of your little paper! Hut money scorn the filthy thing. Don't let the pure. Innocent editor know anything about it. Keep th.it for sordid tradespeople who charge for their wares. The editor gives hitt bounty away. The Lord loves a cheerful giver. He'll take rare of all the editors. Don't worry about the editor, lie has a charter from the state to act as a door mat for the community. He’ll get the paper our somehow; and stand up for you w hen you run for office, and lie (about your pigeon-toed daughter’s lackey wedding, and blow about yom big-footed sont when they get a $4 per week Job, and weep over your shriveled soul when ft is released from your grasping body, and smile at your giddy wife's second marrbige. He’ll get along The Lord alone knows how—but the editor will get there somehow. Xi’W 1.1 u<* to WttHhirigfon. ^ The [topuiar Monon Route has estab lished a new Sleeping- Car line to Wash ington, D. ('.. via Cincinnati and Dark craving, by the C. 11. A 1).. II. A <>. S. W. and II. A (>. Railways. The sleeper is ready for occupancy in Dearborn station any time after 'J p- m . and leaves at 2:15 a. m. daily, arriving at Washington at <'.:)< the following morn ing. Tfch: schedule will be in effccton J»nuaiy 2-1 and thereafter. As the sleeper goes through without change, and the hours of leaving and arriving arc most convenient, this will proveal together the most comfortable, as well as the most picturesque route to the national capital. City ticket office. 2 3 2 ( lack street. Depot. Dearborn Station. Shattered His Conceit. ■What’s the matter. Harry, old man You look downcast.” ••I am downcast. My wife told me last night that I was the biggest fool on earth, unit Wien sue proceeueu 10 prove l hat w hat she said « ns true. ’ ••I don't understand. How did she prove it?” ••Ity reading a lot of love letters that I wrote to her before we were mar i ted.” Detroit dournal. NO-TO-BAC FOH FIFTY Ct NTS. Over dOd.nub cured Why not let Ko-To-Har regu ate or remove voor desire for toliaero ytny , money . mokes heath and manhood i ate ipmrunjeed. .'iheandtl Ik ulldruAglst* I'overtv is the mother of ninny |aua and sorrows. to t t to \ rot.tt in om: DIV. y T . I , . ■ ■ • lit' ill *, i.iii I • a.I- A ' llruyulsts refund tfio mow y II u lulls locum lAu The British «rl»tt« tkey ot 'iude- fourteen tliuunnud | ei»un* flTt ■’ »'»• I" ..in ...t N . 1 . . r . , . ' IS. Kllnr'i l.iewl Ni i * • if,l"*iVVo."«''7f. 5s»?!* * -a A|.i»e leer I* u»>w the m e m thkiuunti di-lii ls oi Mali ■> Isslh « i»i| «oli«* d«e«*> M* »»«S|ite«w SIMMs bum lb* fMiMktfea #* ki*wd ky in. •«i.i Urn Mtd «*i«»ti*» w iu« - .SSMtSMI S>MI< »•** ISMl ••< Sll dlSMMI II is Iks •*•>*« |k»sMiMiisansiu,(ssl, smisis's, ktliuusksks. pleurisy kssft d» #•» w».| l»v*« ks-saas kssaski is. sslk.es, *1***1. |*ll M«W. ■<M|M‘k dM •kM M 1 * *esy | k IISHW Ik* k.i*s»s i« kcsiiky mas •'* • nsbM* Ik. «k Ik Mks*kls **A Ms.s Ik* M.MMM Mid l>sa Iks Oslo* Hm* » Ik* Sk«* •* • ssIMikM* HStukl WkkM* *k<*4 *1 ks|**| « Aim***, kkl.fc I* Ml *4vkk*#d kl*BSf *ls»s«l M M. *(1- w« I.S * *V I *W -SU •-* 4 SS» . ik V **♦ ■ *»• IS SI n . •»]*-•• \ . . * ... ui» . kt s Ml §MMgkjt tr * * • 4 •% . >»*- ' *-'•> I A CONSISTENT MAN. -.i.. Hi; c J1 <l tnuk' better toffee then anybody else in town. Everybody admitted that, Irre spective of person al pride of family affection. A good many people who ad ".T~ _ mired and who had vainly tried to im itate had asked for her recipe, hut the only satisfaction they ever got for their pains was: “Why, I Just make it, that's nil.” Opinion was divided as to why her answer was always so Indefinite, her stanchest supporters claiming that site was honest, and that that was real ly all there was to it, she simply mix ing the coffee and water, while iter own potent magnetism did the rest. Bat there were others who were not so itrongly attached to her and who in sisted that It w'as pure meanness and telflshness that prompted Tier to keep to herself the secret of turning off a clip of coffee that for fragrance and tleilclotisncss could not he found else where. I’eoplc never dropped Into her house to an afternoon tea. She always served offee. That was the reason the bach elor called there so often. Teas, he maintained, were such insipid, char acterless affairs and worthy of being attended only by people who were as Insane as the tea Itself. Hut when It rarne to coffee ah, there was some thing that pm new life Into a man anil drowned disappointment in the hopes It Inspired of achieving something in the future. And she poured coffee us cleverly as she made It. tfhe always looked her best at those times, and It was well for Ills beauty-loving eye that that was what she was doing when he first saw her. They were brought together at a little Informal gathering at the: house of a friend, and after b<* had met her there a second time he felt that he was privileged to call on her at her own home. She gave- him coffee* there, loo, and somehow presiding over her own urn lent an added charm to her gen tle graciousness. Kvon the aroma of the golden brown liquid as It was borne to his nostrils on little white* clouds of steam Inspired a feeling of confidence and homeliness which was ae.centu ated by (lie dignified cordiality of the* woman herself. “Those bubbles fore tell that there Is to be a eleep friendship established be tween us,” lie said, leioking thoughtful ly Into the fragile cup. ."That Is In teresting, isn't It?” "Yes," she; laughed, “but not very surprising. What else do you sec?” “Oh, nothing In particular. You see," lie resumed after a pause, ”1 am a great advocate of friendship. I believe it is to be; valued above all other tics, love not excepted. My Ideal of an earthly attachment is a pure, disinter ested friendship, whether it be extend ed a la Macawber, from man to man, or from woman to woman, or between the sexes.” "I never could understand," she in terrupted, “what people mean by a 'disinterested' friendship. If you are disinterested how can you be a friend?” ‘'Disinterested from a personal standpoint,” he explained quickly, • FRIENDSHIP," HE SAID, "thoughtful auil miRcRoii* for the friend, of tours#. A» I was raying a moment before, I believe that there 1* no relation that brings out the highest sentiment tu ones n a hi re us does friendship. Jealousy, suspicion and nl! courser passions arc eliminated, unit I fidelity. uu ellUhnesM mid integrity I dominate the heart.' ••You are enthusiastic," ah# re marked. ’Perhaps.' ho assented, ’ lot I am consistent In my belief. I set* nothing to ptevciit our hemming fust such tr ends, do you?" It theic net# any olista les in the s ty they were noon overcoms. It# (ailed but two or three time* a week during the rti*t few month* of ihdr .iritualnianc#, but ihe restriction* *he had |iii|sutJ upon too frcttumi visit* wet# dually removed and thm he fell i Into the b*h i of stopping there every day on hi* say b«m<- fiom ih« audio. It ng* th* coffee ho went tor of (suiw. lb iuM hi* friend* *»>. he **< serted ihe Min# thins to h«r and «*en went so 1st g* to belle** II hlUIMlf. ipw glsav* smiled when he sold *«y Iking abugi It. hut *h* vu loo sto* tu*au alb him *|'hc> set# Very iwld' «li*l IH'dl hod much 10 rl te, it. *.*• is years ct|t! he M4u I t*U «ay btuly hi* age fur y«pfo fetors mo*ling hot and *h* » a* ~f ffh* nstked lu m> * b* If.ll* tilde* ' than that, and by degress *h« gov* him g apoU *kel«h«o of th* >«ih msrrwg di ap '.’aw o. ul and ptivat. m tM had hrmgrf ~~ gj. tfe Merit .«< p.- mttur* .*«* j» son a very path' n a I sod hi* h ,.»» «lo*ys ih" 111*4 st h vmis IhV s* fe> linened I u .•.*•»* to morr* •**>•. *«■ *4 * 1 '* /.’jr* on at th* u * r •»« it* btm tuey. •'1)0 }'< u tli. il; -u?" she , | naively. Tin cure of It. If I were ur.t go old I'd consider the matrimonial question myself. Hilt when a man reaches my age without having committed himself ' It” may safely be put down as a con j firmed bachelor. Then is when we learn to value friendship so highly. I wish I were either a little younger or possessed of more youthful spirits. Hut a man with a varied experience ages rapidly. So I suppose The supposition ended In a sigh. She reflected a moment, then said soft ly: “There Is a man In the south who Is coming to see me soon. I’ve been ex pecting him for years, but there were things that prevented. I used to think him thoroughly congenial, but now I know better. Since then I have seen - men for whom I could care a gres.' deal more.” “Have you?” he asked. “What were they ilk-?” ’Til tell you some day,” she replied, adroitly. The bachelor had work out of town at that time and he did not see her again for two weeks. He called imnic ! dlately after his return, and she wel comed bint with unfeigned pleasure. "I'm so glad you've come," she said, as soon as he had entered the room. I have so much to tell you. I.ook Into your cup and see w hat the bubbles say now. He studied the surface of the coffee. "Friendship." he said at length, “un broken, hallowed friendship.” ■'Is that all?” “Vc-e-s, I believe so. There Is one bubble thjit nitebt be construed other wise, but I hardly think it would be advisable to do so." Kh<* sighed. "My friend from the south canto last week," she said. Ho wants me to marry him. You have been my solo confidant for the last two years and T wish to consult you before giving hint a final answer. Shall I accept him? 1)0 you think there is nothing better?" Somehow the deferential, earnest w ay in which she put the question took something light and hopeful out of his heart and left a great void there. Ills hand trembled as he set down the cup. "So you wish me to be your oracle?” "Yes.” Jle remembered her words In regard to other men for whom she could care more. Had her friendship ripened into something deeper and stronger? Did she mean-? But was be willing to let her mean it? "Unbroken friend ship,” he reflected, "which means fidel ity to the Interests of the other?” He was consistent to the last. "I think," he said, "you had better accept hint.” GATHERING AQUARIUM STOCK. How I.ill- Mullen Are Mlntiil mill rre imrrd for TrunnporAllon. Men experienced In gathering aquar ium stock never ship fishes long dis tances immediately after they are caught, if It can lie avoided: the mor tality Is almost sure to he great ar.-toug stock ho shipped. By whatever means a fish ha* been captured It is likely to have been more, or less excited and it may have suffered some Injury which would make it liable to attack by fun gus. It is the practice when possible to place the newly caught fish in fish ears or in some other suitable place at or near the shore in the vicinity of where they were caught, where they may be rested for the Journey, accus tomed under favorable conditions to captivity, and accustomed to feeding, and where the weak or Injured fishes may be weeded out. In ibis way only good and sound (ish are Anally started, and these are started in the best possi ble condition. Pishes thus selected and prepared are far more likely to get through all right, and such Ashes are, of course, far more likely to survive lu an aquarium. I rtt'U AImiii! ruiDlcn Sion*. Pumice, as is well known, i of vol canic origin, being a trachytle lava which has been rendered light l»y the escape of gasses when In a molten state. It is found on most of the shores of the Tyrrhenian sea and else where, but Is at present almost ex clushely obtained from :ho little Is land of Mp.trl. M. rt of the volcanoes of l.lpurl have ejected pumaceou* rocks, but the !•» -' stooo is all fh> pro duct of one nici.n.ilu, Monte ('htrlcu, nearly 2,IKk> feet t> heigh with Us two accessory •’ U<n The district In I which the ptiui’ • is excnvatml covers 1 an urea of lh;e square miles. If has 1 been calculated that about I 9#W hands j a re engaged in this Industry, atm of I whom Sie employed lu i »lr ill lug Ills mineral Puml.. i* brought to the 1 surface lu larjp Ida* Its nr lit banket* j and I itrrN thus either to the nrigtibui t’lg village or to the seashore I tn lie taken there In boa’# The *>up ! ply la said to lie practically Inexhaust ible. Poialce u it* d u«» merely lor j deacatns an 1 »C«I It lag put (Mist*, blit j also far pil tlitiis In sungeroiia na b » I hence the fart tkn the powdered pom 1 i..» ' Spurted •’treed* in weight tb« > btm k pumice ib’w*«n twenty and * ihiiis nicieha i*e >re engaged In tko pumice trade la the uland latnoutt New «. bo M«mke» l»i«’«* fur Mom Hbr’ lb* *• • I • lb *«• ’I Ike |Str i aoiua ike«r v ! ||e "X#. I do Mi tad. a Sal b start 1 I do sot b*ti«*« the! ass was Who •«•( I Ism iked UP b*t family tree Wilt adnMt ■ that he iv«r 4ii? m*mh' v* ] t <il a let || 14 Mil!* Cl tU‘ - hp M* 1# * #f l li#4* *• | f f|*> «^tiin |» <rr «**. |t* sifc* 4. «»n» vf Mi# \ |M*» “ III* ft *ii#t 4 ffi#' , i' m|**4 Nis b 1 WHEELBARROWS. 31.» !•* In ’Many I)ifr«*r<iit * f for .« IVid© \ arli «y of ( It might seem that a wheelbarrow was a very simple tiling, but wheel barrows are made In many different styles and f ir a wide variety of uses. Wheelbarrows are made of wood, of Iron, and of steel. Much the greater number art* made of wood, but the number of metal wheelbarrows used Ik all the time growing, and among these the proportion of steel wheel barrows is constantly increasing. The wheelbarrows of which the greatest number are sold are of the kinds used by contractors on canal and railroad work. Next to these In numbers sold are the wheelbarrows made for mining uses and after them come the wheelbarrow;; made for farm purposes. And there are wheelbarrows especially made for sawdust, for oys ters, for sand, and for stone: wheel barrows for chemical works, and wheel barrows made to carry leaves In. and wheelbarrows for green brick and for dry brick, and wheelbarrows for mall, and for corn, and for staves or bark, and wheelbarrows for | 'e metal, and for coke, and for mortar. Most wheel barrows have blit one wheel, but some are made with two wheels, ami some with three, anil some with four; and there are wheelbarrows that are made With springs; and there are some kinds of stone barrows that are made with out legs. Many of the regular styles of wheelbarrows are made In various sizes, and wheelbarrows are also made for special uses. A great many thou sands of wheelbarrows are used In this country and other thousands are ex ported. The I'tilted States send wheel barrows to all the Spanish-A merli n n countries and to South Africa and Aus tralia. LORD KELVIN lirgii'iU li)« Own I'aroer n« n lulliirr. Tlu* celebration of the Jubilee <:f Lord Kelvin (even now better known to tlx older generation an Sir William Tbom son) nr professor of natural philosophy In Glasgow university has taken plan recently in Glasgow and has produced u perfect flood of the heartiest congrat ulations from the scientific men of all parts of the world, says the London Spectator. Never was there a greater unanimity of sincere and eager admira tion, from England, from all parts of Europe, from the United States and from Japan, where his pupils and ad mirers abound. Hut perhaps the most striking feature of the Jubilee was the the perfect modes1}' and even humility of lxmi Kelvin's own speech In reply to the lord provost's congratula tions "One word,” lie said, "characterise.', the most strenuous of the efforts for the advancement of sclenrsj that I have made persevering !y through fifty-five years; that word Is failure; I know no more of electric or magnetic force, or of the relatione between ether, electricity and ponder able matter or of chemical affinity than I knew or tried to teach my students of natural philosophy fifty years ago in my first session ag professor. Sonic ililng of sadness must come of failure." True, but the r is something of sub limity in the confession, as well as in the elevation of Lord Kelvin's concep tion of what success would have meant when he regards such a scientific ca reer of constant and fertile discovery a. has attracted the admiration and al most the vererallon of all the world, at nothing better than failure in disguise Dingrarc* for llail <ira«luat«>. When a graduate of Cambridge Uni versity, England, commits a crime, th* authorities of I lit university take his degree from him and strike his name from the rolls of the alumni. To Help KpailUll KoIiIUtm. The leading playwrights of Spain have agreed to give each the receipts ol one performance of ills most populai work for the benefit of invalid soldier* reluming from Culm. IIitt (iucM. Kerry: "laitnmc see; what do they iall that new submarine boat?" Wallace "It ain't the Texas you art thinking of. is it?” I kit roll Krec Press PLYING CHIPS. Men never like gloomy or cynUal wo men Never offer a looking glass to a blm man. The sin «t a moment may blight tin w hold life. Woman's most fascinating ebarui i nmuraliMMM. KaUchtxt.1 may havt Its hour, hoi i ho u» futors Hotel mlv ice is a poor Ihutg for . hungry family. ft* give ami grudge ts no butter that Ml l« at »M. Me* who strike in tie ■ ui< i -t• u It miM Ik* mark III ih* wimM will b*ai lh« m«i whom furiunn buffets. Ths It I lb things uvvlh Okv.l toh (Mil lives of joyful stnugib II* that walls fur d*ad won s sheep may Wag gw bsr**««•• Van con *ih all »W n «*m* i you only *»•* gutawi btlittlt l.tghtnmg uitlt sink** tub# In tb( Mtu plate It bu t rtf-***4IV lilts Meat wm*i in lot. nusttf ibu pi i ugnss whecuto yaw uul ill It. Ysnliy Htiln it* «lu wm* rh ng against int tins)sou than itssit v\ h«n a min's vast la thmadhiru It i an envy thing ta yi h a b >1* n It. h*vur say <*•• until pu nr* tMI uljpt thvg If ig la war, h ki |, a'wn* M ! RENO COUNTY RHEUMATISM. NERVOUS DISORDERS IN CAS TLETON, KANSAS. sri.n Year, a Sufferer No Itcltcf from I'hy.h ino. Pink PtlU Work a I'nre On M'». \iiii T. Oevrnlsh In si» YYeeks. tHn.ui 'lie liuii'ite, Hutchinson, Kansas.I ‘•If :l ere Is any thing I have entiro faith in, in the way i f medicine,” said Mrs. Ann I'. Di venisl). of I'astleton, Keuo County, Kansas, to n reporter, - it Is Dr. Williams' I’ink Pills for I’aU People.” • Why' do you ask well for seven years I was :> wretched sufferer from nervous debility and rheumatism. My w rists were so swollen and my fingers so stiff that 1 got no sleep at night. My hips, hack hone and shoulder blades wore so painful if I moved Hint I would awake screaming with agony, and a small lump of bono or callous grew on my spine, which w as exquisitely paluful, i if I •mi Itc niv hcai t was badly affected, and the numerous physicians whom I consulted vere all of one mind, and that was that my days were numbered, and they could do me no good. ■ I could not leave my bed without help, anil once l*y fur three week* in ono posi l.lon and would not have liecii sorry if ileatli liad ended my suffering*, When one day ulsmt three mouths ago, sonic one read to me from the ItutehiiiHon (ja/ettn uii ac count of a wonderful ctice of a patient w hose ills were somewhat similar to mine, by using Dr. Williams' )'lute Pills for Pule I 'eople. • I was struck by w lint I lietird and pro cured a supply i t Pink Pills about six weeks ago, iiinl hud not got through the tirst box wln'ii I received extraordinary relief. l.opc returned and I continued with t he pills, every day adding to my store of health. My nerves became tranquil, the rlioumntie pains begun to leave me. palpi tation of the heart cease,I, my kidney * and liver grew iinrinal. and though I am atill taking Pink Pill-. I am almost well. •I can toil you of three persons to whom I have recommended Pink Pill* all of < :i-,i Iftt.ii win* :iii* MifTfrifi' with hoart. «1 iflU-n11.% Mrs. Is Mnvtli, Mr. .Inlin l’lir cril and Mr. Main r. and they will tell you what J’ink fills diil tor them, ami they also know what they did for me.'1 Ilr. Williams' I'iuk Pills coutiiui, In ft con densed form, nil the elements necessary to give new tile and richness to t In? blood and restore shattered nerves. 'I hoy are also a ■ pol itic fortroubles |ict>ullar to females, such as suppressions, it reunlaritles and u 11 forms of Weakness. They hiiild up tile blood, and restore the gloxx of health to pale ami sallow cheeks. In men they effect a radical cure in all eases arising from mental worry, over-work or excesses of whatever nature, l'ink I’ills are sold ill Istxes (never in loose bulk) at rat emits u tsixoi • i>. luxes fortii.lM), and may lie had ef all dnivglsts.or direct by mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, Hcbeiicctady, N. V. Swiss l.'ggs. < Ireuse either a silver or pretty fire proof dish. Cut up four ounces of cheese in slices anti grate two ounces finely. Arrange the slices in the bot tom "of the d.sh. sprinkle over a little pepper; then break in four eggs, taking care not to break the yolks, sprinkle over a little pepper and salt. Then place tho grated cheese in a layer over I lie eggs, and place one ounce of but ter. cot in small pieces, on the top. Hake in a tjuick oven for ten or fifteen minutes. Serve very hot. If liked, a teaspoon of parsley may he mixed with the grated cheese. -Philadelphia Hedger. Sul/.er Seed Co. Ahead. So enormous Ims been (lie demand for Sal/.er s seeds In Texas Dial the John A. Sul/.er reed <*o. lai <'riis-e. Win , sent out a special train on January IIIIi, loaded with seed notaloes, grasses and clover, seed com. outs. etc . io be distributed among its southern customers. Wasted energy. ••Say. who is that man.1'’ ••His name is Kadgers.’’ ‘•I know his name, but what is his occupation?'’ ■ lie’s a detective.-’ ‘•lireat Scott! 1 met him at a recep tion the other evening and after I was introduced to him I put in half an hour of tlie hardest work of my life trying to keep from indulging in my abomina ble habit of swearing. 1 ' thought lie yvas a clergyman.’-—Chicago Tribune. iJeafnrft* C annot Me Cure-I by local applications as they cannot reach tIk* diseased portion »»f the car. Thera Is only one way to euro deafness, and that Is by constitutional remedies. Deafness N caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous fining of tie* 1-ustachlan Tube. When this tula* is inflamed you have a r umbling sound, or imperfect hearing, and v.'hen it is entirely closed deafness i* the result, and unless the inflrnnution cun be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will he de stroyed forever; nlue ca-es out of tenure caused by cacurrh. which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous sur faces. We will give one Hundred Dollars for any case of Deaf non* ■ cau**«d by catarrh* (fiat- cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. M»nd for clrcula r*. free. I .! <111 M Y X c»» . Toledo, O. hold by druggists. 7.V hull’s I Ulllliy 1*111* are the be i Itotat by lit* Own Petard. Casey (confidentially to the foreman) “OCve bin ufther watehlu' Kerrigan fpr th' iimht two hour*, an' tlivll a ehiruke uv wur-ruk hot he <l<>ne In all that tolnu Fort man "lb' hivina! Kerrigan wtu Juiu afiher comtn C me vv|‘ th’ Htme infer mat Ion about yeraUf. j Yea are bote *1 tsrhaiic*.i fer watchitl I tua*i>l uv wur-rkin' Puck. Hr*. \» lU.IUM ’« «.ul IllUl O..UH uium.ii.iI...,' . «» •• | Mt >t*iirtl, |r*a4-« * »H%ri V tl eHUahultl*' lie heft* of the liiltill) th « old weather h j the one that geC up D4 and havm Dm J h»e W id' ItHiouwoi o<*utr »•** ‘4 t nwret inn h «athatth' » ore guaranteed Mfc\ «.V K*il thiuwii oil a *« m Mat lira aid n oo H ——— • 1.00 roK 14 ( I’.STS. Million* now plant Salzer's seeds, but million* more should; hence offer. I pkg. Blsmmk Cucumber.15c 1 pkg. Hound Cilobe licet.10c 1 pkg. Karliest Carrot .10c 1 pkg. Kaiser Wilhelm Lettuce.15c 1 pkg. Karliest Melon .10c 1 pkg. Giant Yellow Onion.15o 1 pkg 14-Dry Radish .10c 3 pkg*. Brilliant Flower Seeds,.... .15o Now all of above 10 packages, In cluding our mammoth plant and seed catalogue, are mailed you free upon receipt of only 14 cents' postage. 25 pkg*. Karliest Vegetable Seed.$1.00 21 Brilliant Blooming Plunts.*1.00 John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, WIs._w.o. It III ( 14* eft I lirt.llU I'olfk. In the ringles* curtain pole made l>y an Knglisb ftrtn there is an under cut groove in the under side of the pole, in which work a set of metal eyes, which hang out of the opening of the groove, and coll in it on small rollers working in the undercut por tion of the groove. It is ingenious and simple, and certainly seems like lv to work morn smoothly than the ordinary curtain ring. To <»**» Out of I In* War When trouble is coming. is obviously the purl of common sense. An o struct loo of the bowels t* usurious obstruction to heullh. 'I o gel tills out of the way Is :• n ru.sy mat ter with the thorough laxative, llostcttur* Momurli i It tots, w filch, although it affords relief, never grilles and convulses like a drastic purgative Dyspepsia, malarial, Uliluvy and rheumatic ailments tindneri oiieiiess yield to tlilsgeitiui family medicine. Heller Times Coming. Farmer Brown, aft *r fourteen hoars i»t buying Never mind. Tommy; hayin' don't la-t forever. Just re member that winter's cornin' soon, un’nothin’to do hut saw wool an' ’tend the cuttle an' go to school an study nights."- Harper's Bazar, Jt *T try « lie Im of CasenretH. t andv cathartic, the tine-t. lixer mid towel regu lator made. Nearly every man believe* that fate Its* a grudge agulust him. ! IT'S CURES j| THAT COUNT. ! > Many eocullcd remedies are 1 , I pressed on the public attention J < i on account of their cluimcd < | ! 'i large sales, but sales cannot J, ijj determine values. Sulessimply ,1 'i) argue good salesmen, shrewd \<> puffery, or enormous advertis- i II lug. It’s cures that count. It ] » is cures that arc counted on by i[ Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Its sales S i J might be boasted. It has the j \f world for its market. But >■ [ !;< sales prove nothing. We point jj> ' ’ only to the record of Ayer’s ,-j' \Sarsaparilla, as proof of its " \ f merit: ' i i 50 YEARS < ; OF CURES. ; Comfort to California. Kvcry Thursday afternoon* it tourist sleeping car for Denver. Salt, Lake <*ity. hau Francisco, and Lom Angel*. leuves Omaha and Lincoln* via the liurllngton lloute. It if* carpeted, upholstered in rattan, hn* .spring scat' and hacks and is provided with curtains, bedding, to* els f oan.elc. An experienced excursion conductor ami a mi I formed i it 11 man porter accompany It throtfgh to the Pacific Coast. While neither as expen sively finished nor u> line to look at as a pnlacesleepnr.lt Is just as good to ride In. t ec otid class tickets arc honored and the price of a berth,*Id* * ciioutrh and'big enough for t wo, Is only * >. I or a folder giving full pa i t icitlars write to J. Pn \x< if , tie,ti l I'asVr Agent, Omaha.Neb. gr A11T1: ||oy( kntiky orn. feXWATERPROOF.';:;;^'.^ No HL’NT nor H VI'TIJ;. tin rir r. A DurablefubMlmic for Pln«trr on wnlli. \VRtrr l'r»U NbmlItinn "f *»»**•* niat«rj»:y4ir liftt A ■ hi'twct i*» t b*miri«rWrilufunmiop •• wAc, lb..mi mMi.i.uwonviK».,a»m,.U' SMOKE YOUR MEAT WITH MAUSERS LIQUID EXTRACTirSH8^ ! i k£i«cuu*. 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