The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917, April 03, 1896, Image 7

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    THE POMAINCc OP
A EPIDEMIC.
The North Herman liner Kaiser WII
helm II. was three days out. Fine
Veather, for the depth of winter, had
tiecii experienced, uud ou Christmas
eve the celebrations on Ismrd were
very enthusiastic. The saloon was
effectively decorated, and two Christ
inas trees had l>een creditably maun
faetured.
Surgeon Colonel 1 ledford had not
been prominent In the amusements of
tlie voyage, and the taciturn person
wim accompanied him In most of his
deck rambles had been conspicuous by
his a I me Hut an Christmas ere all
reeuleltrants laid been beulen up, anil
••very available man had been request
ed to contrive sutiielhlng to the sum
of the general happiness. After a
dance ou deck the dancers well wrap
ped had been successfully accom
plished, a concert was given In the sa
lon, "Hilib* Nnehl, llelllgc Naeln” was
well received, hilt by the time It was
sung lledford and Ills friend thought
they laid done enough, and were -lip
ping away, when the doctor met them
with an Invitation from the captain to
Hujoiirn to Ids room. Cupt, Klein had
only Invited lledford. lull the doctor
could not well avoid Including Ids
friend, more especially as he had no
Heed Hie pair so constantly together.
When they came on deck they found
that a sudden change laid taken place
. In the weather. A line snow was fall
lug. The iniisis. ropes. Ismts awl deck
houses were white. The whole vessel
had been metamorphosed Into a specter
ship gliding with even motion over a
Jet black sea. Capt, Kteln had already
a guest when they entered his room.
This man, a Hungarian named An
drasssy, hud, after a long residence In
Chicago, become plain Anderson, lie
was a musical eiilliiislasi and a eultl
valor of the emotions generally. He
was therefore n contrast to lledford
Illlli'*''ii nil** nn *
lliilford’* friend.
•Had weather ahead V" Auderaon
a-ked with a truce of anxiety.
■Well, pretty had. We’ll have a
rough *pcll for a couple of day* at any
rate. We are more likely to bo batten
ed down to-morrow than darning on
deck. I can tell you."
lledford and Id* friend puffed lei*
Ul'oly at their cigar*. The doctor wa*
equally placid.
‘By the way,” the captain *ald to
lb dford. "I did not quite catch your
friend* name when you Introduced
him.”
I’anlon me." lledford replied. Mr.
“ (then with a Jerk “Mr. Smith "
Mr. Smith did not a**l*t the eon
vernation much. He wa* a wet blank
et of the worat de*erlpt:lon. Stein
vttlnlv tried a few anecdote*, but they
fell tint.
•’Como, come, lledford,’ ’the captain
«.'th! at )a*t. “Till* 1* Chrlatma* eve.
Tell u* a good *tory.”
“Ten them about Henrik Ibbetaen,"
k
f
i
I
Wkul a Klenillsh Joke.
mii<l the Silent Smith. “That's a prop
er yarn for a Christmas eve. (Jive
'em the shivers if they want 'em.”
IIeilford shook Ills head, but Smith's
proposal was unanimously passed. The
surgeon colonel gave way in rouac
iiuenee. and prepared to comnienee his
story. Ills preparation was somewhat
curious. He tlrst opened the ealiln
door and looked out. Then he locked
it on the inside and turning to his au
dieuce said seriously:
'■<Jetitlenien, I must ask you upon
your honor to keep a secret which I am
about to tell you.''
They assured him that he might de
__ pend upon them, so he began In a
quiet. Impressive voice:
"It might do good to publish tills
story far and wide. On the other
hand. Its publication might do Inealcu
la Iile injury to humanity—"
"That's a good start," the emotional
man interjected, as lie settled himself
more comfortably In Ills seat.
"It's a cholera story "
' ; l shall like this," the doctor grim!
eil. cramming a Itaudfiil of tobacco
inti, jjy* Immense bowl of his nicer
y si hitum, I
"I Mnf seen some cholera service ill
India," Hedford couilnued. "and si
n IMTI uir <ih miimii rimivum
til I'lcdcnliurg I WHS lull «ttrprlacd to
receive mi urgent IMIit front mi "Id
friend, Ur. Muller. I hell hi Ihe lit ml
of tlie lllodi'iihurg I toil nl of lieallli. I
Joined him mi hl» own requeai mid ilmi
of ihe h t.irtl lie luid h en whining
golden opinion* ever aline die illacutu
hud broken mil wild from I tie Ilmi' of
til ill hI If ever H llirni fonghl lilt
i (ildt Utli' In the mil Willi i very weapon
known lo m leitii* dial man wan Mul
ler My own work, however, did md
lie min h hi line with Mil Hera, for
while he mnl ihe other dia-inra were
itnlug all dim meu innlil to aimnp mil
die r|ilileuili’ my lniallie«a waa lo III
•inlre min ihe origlu Vmi h hi- wilier
ihm owe • Ufloii* waa wo deed
do* type waa putt .V«lad> t ImU-ra, hill
the tiiwuiellwg link hr whhh ll had
Imwm mlrmloxil never had hi * found
In auNM "*ie fandlh
exterminated wllhmit ant proper rei
urd having lieen kepi The la«k tiefore
me vhivvimI inip a tide
Vi Molh-t v txpreal I Hade ihe at
ipi.i ol.iioe of (he girl lu whom he wa*
| i-ngigod Mite waa Kngllah. a Mlaa
ttieutwkh Muller wouhl nm go near
the houae In whhh the lived, dreading
the iomIMUIJ uf bringing the i-omag
h*n THU extreme inulhiu I aet down
i« nerrmt* alrwln from uverwuih; for
•ut'li Muih-r •hookI have been aware
that It ta ilnooi tmpoaaitd* to tranamli
. hoix« In aie h a luawner lie iimk no
rlaka I loll'd he nulv wruie lu Vitae
tt'Xitwtih when atwotuudy Weveaaatv
and he hnl given her elaborate lorn no
dona aa lo di»iwf" Hug every okjeri.
grunt nr g^gil that reached the boo*.
from without. Mi** Brent wloh win* a
handxome girl, nntl I have no <h>ul>t
that, tinder ordinary cireum*tanccx I
xhould have found her xixdety agre.-a
I tie. lint xbe w.ix mill'll deprexxet. ami
It wax too evident that xhe only toler
ated me on account of the new* 1
hronglit from the |i''xt|lentlal xeut of
war. There wax a romantic xtory re
ganllng her engagement. She had. ow
ing to her pretty face, xplendld llgnre,
l»erfeci manner and admirable hank
lug account to iiM-ntIon her attraction*
In the cumulative climax to which the
average man lx amenable a large cir
cle of admirer*. In the proce** of xe
lectlon the*e had been eventually re
duced to three, (tcorgc Morrlxon, Kng
IImIi; Henrik lbbelxen, Dutch. and *VII
helm Muller, Herman. Muller, when
he found that he had only *ecured third
"Hr It Down at Imtl," Mbr littpril
place, quietly withdrew, and devoted
hlmaeif to Ida profeaalon Mid Jbbet
aen, a well known paUiologlet and a
rlalng man. did not yield ao readily to
a mere Kngllah gentleman, lip to thi*
time no actual propoanl had been made,
hut every one knew that Morrfaon had
only to aak and he would be accepted,
tjeorge Morrlaon waa In the Aral hatch
of cholera vlctltna. lie wua aklllfully
ami ehlvalroiialy attended to the laat
by"Muller. Ibhelaeti had abut hlmaeif
up lu the bonne and aaw no one. Ilia
condnet waa conaldered atrange and
cowardly. Mlaa Brentwlch knew of
thla, and. although In great grief, ac
cepted Muller out of gratitude. A a to
marriage, Muller had no time to think
of that. Ilia hauda were full.
"The behavior of Ibbetaen at ruck me
aa very atrange. A man like him waa
badly wanted In the hoapltala and in
the hula, lie had been u fearleaa prac
titioner, and bad never counted Ida
own life when aciencc or Immunity de
manded hla aervlee*. Ami the atraug
eat part waa that the change In Ihhet
aen'a whole nature waa cnactly con
tcmporarieoua with tin* outbreak of the
cholera. On thai 1 formed a theory,
and acted on It. I determined to Inter
view tin- man, and. after much dlltl
cully, l iliil mu. Ilihciscu s appcarancc
was startling I had heard of him jim a
man of Iron nerve anil abstemious hab
it*. I found him not only a hopeless
drunkard! lint a drugged drunkard. It
Im had enough to be In the eomjiauy
n man who is merely drunk. It la
inin li worse to he In the company of a
man who Is In delirium for want of
stimulants after prolonged drinking.
Itut ihbetaeu was practically in deliri
um ireim-us and deadly drunk us well.
The eomhlnatlon lx an ugly one.
"I got him to bed, and finally asleep,
and, considering his condition, I felt
rather proud of my presi-rlption. I
then sent a message to my hotel to
say that I would not return that night.
This dispatched, I rang for Ihbefson'a
servant and directed him to sit In bis
master's bedroom and call me If any
change took place. On that I lay down
on a couch and fell asleep. I waa
awakened soon b.v n touch on the shoul
der. It was Ibbeisen, himself, who
called me, wide-awake and partly ra
tional. lie talked Incessantly. My
business, of course, was to get him to
sleep again, but when the powerful
medicine I gave him failed so soon I
was puzzled bow to set. Trying to oc
cupy bis mind and draw It away from
exciting fancies. I said, soothingly:
" 'Kit down, and let me tell you the
news.'
•' 'The news';' he gasped. ‘Any more
news';'
"'No. no. It Isn't news. It is only
about au appointment I have with Dr.
Muller at. the cholera hospital.' I don't
know how I came to say that. It was
u bad time to say it If I wanted to
prove m,y theory.
"'Cholera!' he yelled. Cholera!'
"With a hound he was on ine. Hla
nervous system was In a bad state, but
Ids splendid physhtue bad not bud time
to suffer permanently, and I was
obliged to use great violence, for there
was no help near. I was lighting for
my life. 1 got through with It at lust,
and Ibbetxeu lay back on the couch ex
hausted and crying childishly.
'*'Cholera! Cholera!' he sobbed.
■All dead, all dead! The Kngl'xlicr,
Morrison, was a tine man. Itut be wiim
ihe first to go.' Then with a hurst of
fury, he shouted:
'• Where Is the dam licit spy';'
"I sllp|M-d Is'hlud u screen.
•• Him'Ii! Him'Ii!' lie maundered on.
•Thai was a Bin* dluucr party. Holt lu
TkMf bar ikklli K»»riBk»r», *»•■
• l mI tkrn
llliumal. Uwl a hrara tlanca uf
ili-alh Thr uilatab. w ta that Ilk«*» W
uoi .li ink from abulia Hirer (buy nrr
l*». Ill* uf thrm' Mkiilta rwrgfwbaru
till!
"Hr al»|i|Mal fur • nouwrut ami «brn
imummI I tlM «<>* •limb ibai night.
Hm I Ihiii bail a ro*al drlnb •la*1
" llera a lu ibr Ural uf lb»» i h.-hra
hu-«; hr aaul ltala atuwtjr amt ilrllbar
aietjr, aa br raiaml Hu- glaaa lu Uta II**
“I al»-*|iml fr«ilil la-hliul Ibr *l»rk Ik
i be buur Ilf mb lug ibr In ami* fr«M
bllU The light uf Ibr alnglr *«• Jrl
wua falni lull H ahuwril nu* Ihhatarn'a
iliaivti'il fa>r glaring in a mirror o*
|H«llr \|* own fai'n wna rr*m Iml
I'lum |u b'a Thatr naa a anoill ajmiw
iu*t worn In that ***** H a»»*l imi
a aligbi Mini I—gaa •« gaibar M*
awiM ba>l barn wruughi n*»n by wtaai
1 liinl gone through. The fUtn took
Mhii|te— the aha|n* of a face.
' It in the fnee of the Kngll*ller,' lb
bet Men mu Id, in a low, steady voice.
Then he ilrnuk oil the itraiuly. Whirl
ing hi* right hand
Klioucuiy i.iitlui Him Iii-uiI he ditMlied the
bottle jt the uilrror. It "truck the
glamm In the center and Mtuualnd It to
atom*.
" tlood night, Morrlaou,' he Maid, In
the Maine low voice, and fell hack on
the i-intch.
••The next day he waa permanently
I ll-um\”
Atideraon waa now livid Uapt. Bteln
had liven from hi* *eat and *tood bolt
upright, with Id* head "hot forward—
a habit of IiIm oii the bridge when
"teamug full "peed through a fog. The
•{'"■tor hardly breathed.
I fed ford continued: •ibbetaen’a lab
oratory wa* a wonderful place. 1 did
not covet the man'* poaltlou, but 1
envied hint hi* laboratory. I wa* a
long time "earehlng for what I want
id. I found It at laat. It wa* a thick
gla-M Jar, with a well gelatlned "top
per. and labeled but lhat would an
ticipate,
"A few minute* wltli a mlcroMcope
proved what I “xpeeled.
"1 left the holme and went to my
hotel. The gray dawn wa* brightening
Into day when I arrived. Notwlth
miiitilling the hour Ml** llreuiwlch wn*
waiting for me. Her face, alwaya wan
and white mm I hud aeen It, wore a
new horror.
“‘He I* down at laat,' the gaaped.
*• Muller!'
'"Yen. Human nature could no
longer ala ml the "train. You will go
to him. You will "live the brave fel
low. I cannot bear more. I wl*h 1
wa* dead.’
"Hhe "aid till* without a tear.' Her
tear* had all been abed.
"Muller wan not pant hope when I
found him. Hut he thought he waa.
1 believed 1 could have vuvcd hie
life-"
Oiiitie*: "Which, of courae, you
did V
1. 1 allowed min io die, am >
might »ay, without benefit of clergy—
itini la. without even the alleviation of
I in I n which Mdence can In the la*t ex
tremity provide. Walt!" Wild lied*
ford, again, abarply, for the face* of
hi* hearer* (except the linpurtabla Mr.
Xmlthi were frowning tlereely,
"In the terror of death Muller told
me the aeeret of the pedldetnie."
"Which you have told ua?”
"Not yet."
"t;reat Scotland Yard!" Oapt Xteln
Interjected; "witat’* next?”
"Till*: Ihbeiaen had given a dinner
party to hi* friend*, Including Muller
and Morrlaott. 'fhe hoat had a apeclal
wine in hla cellar which Muller knew
that none of the gncaia drank rave
hltnaeif and the Kngllahmart. Muller
alao knew all about the cholera bacilli
farm In the laboratory. He doted the
Mpcchil wine, and at the la*t moment
left to look after a pretended urgent
ra*e."
"W’hat a fleinllah Joke!" cried the
captain and hi* officer. Neither Xinifcb
nor Anderaon apokc.
• No," aald Medford, "tlutl’a the worat
of It. It wa* not a Joke; nor even an
accident, aa poor Ibbetaen thought till
the thinking of It "rove him mad.”
“Muller believed." Ileiuord went on,
"that he could confine the dl*eaae to
•‘Cboleriit” He Yelled, “Cholera!"
WHb a Hound He W«» on Me.
otic man, Morrison. But It happened
that owing to some lianter at the table
all the guests hail drunk the fatal
wine, lbbetsen would have done the
same, only that owing to u slight In
dls|K»sltlon be avoided stimulants that
evening. Kleven of the thirteen—a
number thut served for many a merry
Jest at table-developed Asiatic chol
era within two days: some of them
within a few hours. Their residences
were widely scattered, and so the epi
demic got ahead of Muller—"
A message was here delivered to the
captain. He apologized hoarsely and
left the cabin. The others followed.
When Hteln returned frlnt the bridge
tie found his friends listening to the
singing of an Kngllsh autlieiu. which
could 1k* faintly heard from the sa
loon.
Iledford concluded quietly:
••Muller indirectly killed many thous
auds whom he vainly tried to save—
but he did directly kill, and be roeaut
to kill one man tSeorge Morrison.”
Very softly from the saloon Uouted
up the last line of the autheni.
••tin earth, |K*tti*c* <}«nmI will auo»ug
men!" I ilohe Ileuiocrst.
Thr Helallv* Weiabl si lb# Huiuas
Hrala
Prof. Ilankn b*« autmilllutl to tha
tiri-timn Alllhrotml'Nfbol Hmimy tha
rt<atiila i»f III* Invaollnattuua into Iba
Mailvr walfbia »»f «brain omt
■iiiiiial t-tinl tu iimu ami lib* wookay.
Tba «-lf|tiiant ami ihi- whata bar#
haavlar lira ini Hunt man; lb* umb* ami
,,.rmin auiall aj-a amt aln«tu« binlo
bar* banrtnr liralna In iirupurttMl to
ib<- watabl of tha tandy iban limit At*
.HMillutf bowarar, to ttaaba, iba
awgbt «f t In* apiital inttl I* aioairr to
man limit tu any olhar animal #
Tba atatr a* Iba ♦«*<
* Mautnta." la<|olmt iba await No*
\urh*r "ta t*aim tn pottttaaf*
MV«-a“
* W liat tn ba. n H« |>ublUaa ur a l*"i»
mml l
•’Natibar. toy fbibti ba la wbai I bay
■ all a Hum i|o*“
b tty mamma." aj* uUiml iba hkft.
• iluti iwi |«tiiina, II • MbftuO No*
\»rb Nun
* Haaalaataa al HU •»•*«
•that ymlar la Mr X •, who ba*
t ••uirthutatt it. »tt* many a tour."
* ItUaa hla klu.l banrt
V. hat f»rt tla ttuly .bola In |*a»hot
i.au4karrhtafnM I.# «|*lrlin frlbite
tie Had tlearil Her *« So.
That it is only s step from the sub
lime to the ridiculous it well illustrated
by the following amusing incidenttnst
happened a few '-ablmths ago in a well
known church, and canted no little
merriment among the teacher* The
superintendent was telling the wee
small folka of the custom In certain
countries of chaining the prisoners'
hands and feet together "And.'' she
asked, "don't you suppose that If some
one came and released I hem they would
be happy and grateful?"
It was unanimously agreed that they
would.
"And,” continued the superintend
ent, coming to her point, "Jesus was
sent to the world to release people from
their eina Are any of you here bound
with the chains of sin?" "No,” pitied I
the 4-year-old of the minister, "I'm |
not. hut my grandmother ie"~ Louis
ville Post.
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas
County ss
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
le the senior partner of the Arm of K.
J. Cheney A Co., doing business In the
City of Toledo, County and Male afore
said, and that said Arm will nay tbs
cum of One Hundred Dollars for each |
end every case of Catarrh that cannot ;
be cured by the us# of Hall's Catarrh
Cure. FRANK J CHKNBY.
Hworn to before roe and subscribed In
my presence this till day of December,
A. D. >KK« A W ODKABON,
(Heal ) Notary Public,
i Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internal
1 • and acts directly on the blood and
mucoua surfaces of On system. Hend
for testimonials, free
F. J. CHKNBY * CO.. Toledo, O.
Bold by druggists; 711c.
Hall's Family Pills, 26c.
__
Tha grave and reverend Justices of
the supreme court sometimes - oflener,
Indeed, than might lie suspected de
scend from the dignity that murks their
, ottlciul and public life, and do not scorn
to indulge ill little pleasantries nod
I frivolities that ordinary mortals enjoy.
! The other day Mr. Justice Dray was in
a reminiscent mood and begun the nar
i ration of un incident with the sentence,
I ‘’When I was a little l>oy.” Mr. Jus
i tlee Shims broke In with the incredu
lous remark, “You don't meiin to say
you were ever a little hoy?” ■ -Washing
ton Star.
1 lielleve 1'lso's Cure is the only medlrlii*
that will eura consumption Anna M.
Koss, Williamsport, Co , Nov. I?, "Jit
Njro's Favorite Story.
Hill Nye's pet story was the one ss to
how he was charged |l for a sandwich
in a village in New Jersey, lie told the
man who sold It that it was a high price
for a sandwich, and said that hr IibiI
frequently gotten a ten course dinner
witii four kinds of wine for just mak
a speech, and finally asked the man
why he charged 94 fora ham sandwich.
“Well, I'll tell you,” said the sand
wich man, "the fact is, by gad, 1 need
the money.”—Detroit Free I'resa
Iowa farms for sale on crop payments, 10
l«r (ent cash, I alan> e '.. crop yearly, until
paid for. 3. MCJJIAHl., W'sutegan, 111.
Moms People 1,1 vs Just for Meanness.
“I have half a notion to end my ex
istence,” said the dejected youth. “I
have nothing on earth to live for.”
"Hatter wait a while,” said the Cum
mineville sage. “After you get a few
years older you won't want anything
to live for. Just living will be consid
erable satisfaction.”—Cincinnati in
quirer.
Cos's Cowgh Balaam
A Double Punishment.
A man was in the dock charged with
theft. He pleaded “fJuilty.” hut the
jury’s verdict was “Not fiiiilty.” The
judge was not at all satisfied with the
result of the trial and remarked to the
priaoner, “You do not leave tliia court
without a stain u|>on your character,
for by your own confession you area
thief, and by the verdict of the jury
you are a liar.”- Tick Me l'p.
IOWA PATENT OFFICE REPORT.
Dts Moiaa*. March —l’atcnta have
been allowed, but not yet issued, as
follows: To M. Macy, of Artel, Iowa,
for a gauge for flouring mill rollers.
The device is very simple, strong and
durable and well adapted to show
whether or not the rollers are trammed
or parallel while in motion. Kollera
are often parallel when stationary and
yet out of tram when rotating, and the
device for detecting auch defect is very
important in millh.g. ToC. K. Murray,
of Des Moines, a practical railroad
man, for a block signal system that
will operate automatically to protect a
train in front and rear when going In
either direction. It is designed to be
used at stations and on dangerous
curves, etc., and is positively actuated
by th# passing trains. Hi* i'nlted
States patents were issued to
Iowa Inventors on the 17th.
Printed ©ople# of the drawings snd
specifications of any one patent sent
to any address for 16 eenta. Valuable
information for inventor* about secur
ing, valuing and selling patents aent
fr**.
Thomas U. a*d J. IUi.ru Ob eta.
Bolicitors of Pateata
Aaa’hsr 1‘eeellr **f Uiwum.
Th# gifted but impecunious literary
genius wrote an impassioned letter to
a personal friend, asking him in the
name of sweet charity to lead hiiu tlu
to keep turn from starving
"I may not get th* •lu,” hr wolilte
i|ut«ed bitterly as he sealed it. “but
some day a mercenary grandchild of
hia will gel tluu for this letter **—* b»»
>*#« tribune
Half rare Hseeeeie** ia Ike W*k**h.
* he short ilk* to SI less akd t|kleh rout# i
heat vt Sunil,
speu ith, it let Met Mey Mh Ks< ur»t»a* to .
til pkiata keeth at <«• far* fee th* ruead (
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lens
Jt'i V at
Wattoael hdw. aiV'ksi tew laik-a *1
hkffata
JlTl.V Mh
t hrtellaa IsOmiw i wkseaikm *4
to **hlnal.'k
JVtTWkd
Satwaai p«»pi* **t Hti**e t uaveatMi a*
Ht l«ul*
1st rales, time let. *» sad further tofu*
*Mk* rail si the w •• *•! tv **♦ «*»#. .
nib Ifaeaam tit, Jraato* Metet tlsi, «e ,
sett* tlso N ivairu*
N W Pew A*t , I Nnaha, net.
A that .graph el Moat htaac he* bee*
tele* *1 a diatom* *f aft« •** mum
Mom# <i#or|t» f’htlotnphjr.
The man that ninga the lomleat in
chnr< h thrown h>n head ao far back
that he can't ace the collection banket
when it romen along
Some folkn arc no fond of trouble
they can't enjoy honey for thinking of
what might have happened if the her
had ntung 'em.
The road to heaven In no narrow that
notin' people have about decided tlirrc
in not room for two at n time
Wlien yon hear a man haying that
thia in a hard world, ten to one he'n
broken hia leg trying to fly when he
nhould have been walking. Atlanta
Constitution.
tii lille -avenger.
The bowel* act the part of a nc avenger, In
»-iriUi h a* they remote milch of the ilcbrl*.
t lie wn-te effete matter of t he *y.lem. Vt hen
liny grow Idle, neglectful of limy. If. la of
the iitinmt Imp irlance that they nlimild lie
liniielli-il to activity lloalcllnr * etommli I
Miller, effect-. I It la ileklrahle ohlect without
V rlplnit them like a ilrn.t Ic purgative The
llltterh I* nlao cfflciiclou. for mahirla, hi I - 1
Ilona, tly.peptic uriil khlney trouble*.
(telling lleaily for the allow.
Young I'erklnn bad been paying court
to the billpoater a daughter for aom*
time, but no engagement neemed to
come of It The father, becoming im
patient, nald to f’erkina finally:
"Young man, when doe* your ahow
open 7"
“I haven't any nhow," replied I’er
Uina
"I thought you had, for you and Sue
have been hilling for gome time hack."
I'arkina took the hint, proponed, and
wan accepted, and the vliuw commenced
not long after. —Texan Sift Inga
If th* Baby la Catting Team,
bn* »n*»wttn«oM and wall triad ma*dy, Baa
ffiHion acKrraiio irhtr tor imildraa Teethl.*
No man ever thought a woman wa* an
angel, though many of them have lied
about It. _
There I* plen.ure and prefft
and ao amalI Milm.eiUm In »li*ili'g iri,uhlmn*w
• tut ,,*lutul ill. by ii.in» I'm ter . tilngar Tonic,
If you love anyone well enough to die for
him, f!r*t get your Ilf* Innured In hi* favor
It I* m raiy laeearwve t'liraa with IIInilrr,e.rrua
n.in .•wuudvr ai many will euilure ihmn Hut
llin Irrc irn* *u<t *e« imw nicely II take* 'In in uff
t'nttlron |i*uule« are In circulation In
fllrmlngham
TITS -all ni.iUippeit free hy Hr. K lln*’* Ore*t
pert* llr»iurrr. tin t'li.ef'i-i Hi* llr.i il»y'» umh
pnrv.lntj* r urim, Tri-.ii . aim eV'rral i«ntip*fr*i' I,
Fitea***. hi'im wnr.kiiHi ,v::i Ai cuM.,gbila.,l'a>
Kveryone make* the fatal blunder of
telling their »ecret* «o ilium who tell their
awret*. __________
Milliard table, *econd-hund. for tale
cheap Apply to or addraaa, H. <!. Akin,
Ml H. Il'th Ht., Omaha, NeU
When TmT*llD(.
Whether on ple;ieure bent, or buain»as,
take on every trip a bottle of Syrup of
Klgs. ax It acta moat plenaantly and
effrotually on the kldneya. liver, and
bowels, preventing fevera, headachea,
and other forma of rlrkneaa. Kor sale
In fin rent ami II Iwdtlna by all leading
druggtata Manuf o lured by me Cali
fornia l-'lg Hyrup Company only.
Kvery man hax reaxon to be ttuuikful
that the fool killer la dear!
I .era* quant It lex of flab ere being shipped
from Maine Pi Cuba
fr ~i," - i^xVi^iinn■
Poets '
Break Out...
Id the Bpringtime. And * ,
great many who are not
poets, pay tribute to the
eeason in the same way. |
I The difference is that the
poet break* out in about
the same spot annually, i
1 while more prosaic people
break out in various part*
of the body. It’s natural. (
1 Spring is the breaking -
out season. It is the time
when impurities of the 1
1 blood work to the surface.
I It is ths time, therefore, to
take the purest and most 1
powerful blood purifier,
i Ayer’s
, Sarsaparilla
$25.00 IN GOLD
Of von to party she semis us »h# largWt munb-r of
war As, using only our Iru now*, with ord* r
for fills lot - f tell I'S' ksgra of Ottf ('HOICK KfA)WfcH
RKKim on iwaipt of Me, or flrs tots for ttM. fliJs is
a sp< Hal Imlo rno nt to plara oar IM4 fsrlstlsi >0
•vsry homo at law than cost hand iminay ordwr r
Stamps.
(Frossrra this a* It will CHICAGO rM>WM Mil 00.t
not appear again.) I* Inm It, Otsogs,
Patents. Trade-Marks.
Kiamlnatlon sad Ad>l-« *> to 1'aonul.lllty a*
lavmtaxi. Mud tor "ill»«aj»_r»’Ogtd-uL*Hug,'»»*«*
ar.Mut • patkci o-r/xtiLi., luatoKW. o. e.
Wrltr for what you ws/it
to THK MM’IIKM IV*
V ROTH KMT OP., Mining
Koohangs, In u»ct, Colas
SORE^^^^^ST,JACOBS OIL:
l8Tm!88>^^pr^au.
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; It’s Pure
!: Walter Baker & Co.’s
Cocoa is Pure—it’s all
Cocoa — no filling—no
:!j chemicals. WALTER BAKER * CO., Ltd., Dorchester, Mess. J
I i > i r i l m i 1
& 44 No wonder poor Dinnlc’s so tired, carrying Jf
P all day that great big piece of « 0}
iBattfilki
I PLUG w1
§ No matter how much you are 9
c’» charged for a small piece of other I
§ brands, the chew Is no better than 1
f 44 Battle Ax." For 10 cents you I
g get almost twice as much as of 9
0 other high grade goods. The 5 1
cent piece is nearly as large as other a
fc> 10 csnt pieces of equal quality. 9
00 0 vju iiasiMMnioJ