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ADMIRAL SCHLEY ENDORSES PERUNA. Pe-ru-na Drug Co., Columbus, Ohio: Gentlemen: "I can cheerfully say that Mrs. Schley nas when He-ru-na W. S. SCHLEY. ADMIRAL SCHLEY, one of the foremost notable heroesof the Nineteenth Century. A name that starts terror in the heart of every Spaniard. A man of steady nerve, clear head, undaunted courage and prompt decision. Approached by a friend recently, his opin on was asked as to the efficacy of Peruna, the national catarrh remedy. Without tte slight est hesitation he gave this remedj his en dorsement. It appeared on later conversa tion that Peruna has been used in his family, where it is a favorite remedy. Such endorsements serve to indicate the wonderful hold that Peruna has upon the minds of the American people. It is out of the question that so great and famous a man s Admiral Schley could have any "other reason for giving his endorsement to Peruna than his positive conviction that the remedy is all that he says it is. The fact is that Peruna has overcome all Ask Your Druggist FOR WOMEN A Boston physician' dit-' cover which cleanses and heal all inflammation of tha mucous membrane wherever located. In local treatment of female ill Pa tincU invaluable. Used as a dnuihe it U a revelation in cleansing and healing power; it kills all disease germs which cause inflammation and discharges. Thousands of letters from women I trot that It Is the rjreatoit rurs fur ueorrhuea, ever discovered. Pas-tins ie-er fails to cure pelvic catarrh, nasal catarrh, sore throat, sore mouth and sore eyes, because these diseases are all caused by inflammation of the mucous membrane. For rlaanslnir, whitening and! pre serving tha le th we dialli ngs the World to produce Its equal. Physicians and Se ialisis everywhere prescribe and endorse Paxline, and thou aandsof testimonial letters prove its value. At druggists, or sent postpaid 50 cts. A larrrr trial parkneeand book of Instructions absolutely free. Write Ths R. Par ton Co.. Pspt t Boston, Mass. 50,000 AMERICANS Wers Welcomed ta Canada Thry mi 9 tUM and mttiing on th Oram rwl Oi&rinjr Laad,aUMl at pro perorj AiKl atMI-Aod. Kir Wiifrwi Iiirivr ntmtMlj Midi hw tr hu ripmn upon th ho r lion, tixl t tsmtrd II that fvary ImmUrrant who Imtm iht tend of hi mrrvU)r to com and pk kmnt for birt'Mlf now lurna bU " '!. Tii It ROOM FOR MILLIONS y t JUST H.mr.f 4. si rn r. rla, karrku, Mali way. ark. la, !!!, t,rta (Slag ta be ealr4. for dlttriDU! AtlMM aiwl nJ,ar In. formation. Ui St;rwTBlua-r la SMB4Tin, HLawa. (anada; ur antltA. ritl Canadian lioTmmnl -iit-. V. llaaaaU, mi K lork U! 1114a., Omaha. Nab. Capsicum Vaseline r Put Up In Collapsible Tubes. A RrirMslltMta fnm mmA Ruia.riM tat. M ratal a rr. nr am hr bUmr. nd iH it-ri bliir tk Mawoi dttUfwui kin. Th t'Atn (UriBinl ewrniln quill tt of tlm - ntcl r wrtilrf ui. It will -lu-i iU iDoLtiaveaa l H'-a, f. rMtiev tidrhftDd ciaU.io, W rsvMt'Dmvnd it u (h iwi .n4 nM wiimm) nnnivr-lrrlUot kon, Jm tun Mtnl rrtiiy ( f j,plti la h ctsMi pd stotUsvla. Ud ftll rliau4tOt - fejrltfle d goatr omtli. 1 r A tri.J til ro tit w elalro for It, wl 11 w'M ht fvand to l titvaUiabl ! th fcaaaahalrt. Mint pxii Mj"!ntStatof !1 ;irtxm latins." Pricm ift at ail drutTtMi, or other 4alr or hi dlutftht amount to ut ib fM)ataaapa. w UJ and na a t . ba bjr ma 1 1 . .... Mo anielaahoairf bmmee -ptad by hwuhttr uam tht ama aarrlaaour la, at ouswhim U ia et gaiiuiua. CCSf BR0L0H MAM? ACIIRINO CO ' ' ' 17 Stat Street, Nw Ytvi Chy. at Ot'fc IUEN i tOUUATKJN. 4 bnlii?o younK OiDio named .. Mudtie, , - Tue child of t Ulentrfd Juflge., , Ou desert Isie case Ilad to palnf illy fast, fVt sue cuid in ike nothing but ' fudae. Waahlnutoo Star. ' ThiM It thla dldercuce between a lie man and a ph"ol-the wl.c man learns sumiblng from every one he eets, while the pbool trlea to teach jumihlng to everyone be meets. Sale Ten Million mi FAaiLra favmitc BumiM PEST FOR THE BOWELS and I believe Washington, D. C. it happened 1 ' a A' of advertising for free Peruna A steer weiKlilnu two t'ns and measurinK 18 feet 4 inches fioru the end of hit dm to the tip of his tall, will he exhibited In tbe live stock department at tbe World's Fair. This mounter oi Is the proper? of eight yountf uiea of Greeutuwo,' Iod. A Pitsburii minlstei was In the cour.tv Jail, dolntf mlsslorury work amonK tne prisone 8 He foiled adirsy scrubbing the door on one of the up per oorrid rn, and asked him If he was In for disorderly c ndu t. "No, sah," Indignant y replied the neero. "l's no common criminal; I'd a highway rob ber." Piso's Cur tor Consumption is ths best medicine 1 have ever fniml for coughs ml colds. Mrs. Oscar Tripp, Big Itock, 111., 11 arch -M, VMl. A UrjAU.IGM TKI) CITIZEN. Cltien (cxclterllv) OinVer, there Is a ajtice ball open around the c rn- er. I heard the uiiislc. And on Sun clay night too !" Mrs. Wluslow's SOOTHING HYKUP lor ohll dreu U'elliiiig.aollenn Hits sums, reduces luiis- matiou, allay, nam surea colic. Pi iu Im buttle HIS PLANS. IIe"You know, my angel, It will have tCbe a case of love In a cot tage." She "That will be Just heavenly. Where Is the cottage?" ile "Uui I haven't got the cot tage yet. You see, I am saving up money for a blcvde first; much cheaper than a boise, you itnow." Any one can dye with PDTNAM FAIiKLESS DYE, no experience re quired. A NATION OF INVENTORS. ForriKn Visitor -"To wnU do you ascribe the rem irkable Inventive In genuity of Americans?" Host "Puritan mothers." "I do dot understand." "A buy Mitb that kind of a mother has eot to cultivate his Inventive faculties if he. is going to have any fun. r To listen quietly to a Blander h to be a silent partner In tbe concern. BEGCS' CHERRY COUGH SYRUP cum coughs end colds. mm it Utl fMS. ' tjruf Tana uaua. u "as1 r dr"l'. N. N. U. 802 - SI. YORK EBR A I'OSTSCIUPT. A little St. Paul girl bad a very largo family connection to pray for, and ano n In lit when he arose from ber knees, her mother sa)d: "Why, Edith, jou forgot grandma I" She got rlgbt oo bet kneca again and said: "Oh, God, wouldn't that give you ould fcetl 1 fuig it grandma;" 0. M. tt. Iq Llppincott's. Tbe man, who kan't blusb ti do wuss off than a mule Iz. . '' Boxes a Year. ajpaa JE ''a z2j U4 iiwti Sttl s laa with good eitect - 99 opposition pnd has won its way to the hearts of the people. The natural timidity which so many people have felt about giving en dorsements to any remedy is giving way. Gratitude and a desire to help others has inspired thousands of people to give public testimonials for Peruna who heretofore would not have consented to such publicity. Never before in the annals of medicine has that o many men. of national 4 A : '11 anu international reputation nave been win ing to give unqualified! and! public endorse ments to a proprietary remedy. No amount could have accomplished such a result I'eruna has won on its own merits. Peruna cures catarrh of whatever phase or location in the human body. That is w hy it receives so many ' notable and unique endorsements. Address The Peruna Drug M'f'g Co., Co lumbus, Ohio, for free literature on catarrh. Almanac for 1904. RIGIIST OF PF.DESTRAINSN. InVs "What are you carrying that boat horn around for?" Jinks "Taht's to blow when I want autO'iiobilists and bic)clists to get out of my wiy. IN THE PARLOR, TOO. New Hoarder "What Is tbe land lady's daughter playing?" Old Hoarder "A mixture of airs from a lot of old operas a sort of musical bash, you know. Policeman "You must.be near sighted. You ran see by the bills ai. the front of tbe bouse that It isn't a dance hall. It'? a sacred concert. Bow's This Wo offer Ono Hundred Hollars Reward to. any rs of Catarrh that cannot be cured bj Uall's Catarrh Cure. CIIK.NEY&OO Props.. Tolwlo. O We. Urn uudelsltfiifftl. hav known I licnoi for Hid last n via", aud bf lieve lilm irfiTtl) iioiiiiiiiiiiB in an nu.sinnn iransacitonH anu nn&n clally hIIs u carry out any ouilgatluiM niaile bj their firm. Wt Hi Trias, vvlinlale Dnigglsts, Toledo. O Wakllnc, Klnuan & Marvin, Vtuotaaale Drug KistJ. Toieilo, (lido. iiaU's ( alarrh Cure la taken Internally aWint directly iiikju 'iie blood and niurous siirtaV-es m me ny.iein. rnre 7.1c. r txilUe. bold by ai UruciiUu. Twstltnonlala (roe. Hail's Family I'm. art Ue best. Wit Iz apt to make one grate mis take it would1 rather lose a friend than a Juke. Yung man, If yu eipekt to suck ceel, don't offer to settle with the world for tifty cents on tbe dollar; If yu do, the chances are that yu will git cheated out ov yure whole cliim. Customs are stronger tban laws, bekause tber are older and more nat ural, I suppose. , Tbe strongest pasbun of tbe femalf barte Iz to please sum body, and bf admired In return for 11. Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chil dren. Bneceofu'ly rued by Mother Orsy, nnrse 1b the childn n' H"m In New Vor. rure ' on mipstion, Keve'lutineM, Had r-tumarb, Tfe'h init ih rdcr , move snd reirnlsle the Howh and letrur Worms Over 80 WO teailrnonlaU At all dninlst. 2'k;. Mmil FKLCK. Address A. H. Olmsted, Lertoy, N. Y. One o the most dlfflkult things In a man's katakter to estimate Iz the aktual amount ov happiness be Iz possessed ov. . Adam committed the most sin with the least anmunt ov tempUshun ov eotiv ov our previous teUslitins Very sedate cliildrrn have tfttn been) known togio- ltiiu barutn-skai-um, jmtbj, and 8nal!y ,' settle back intotld did mn.2 1 1? til I The only pfidlgree worth having I2 the one a man makes for hluistlf and transiutis fur example. Thare Iz the vuluar In hi life az well az low, and tbe blfalutlng vul gar aie tbe most disgusting. HER LOVE AND HIS. Grimes Glllot's wife evldentli thinks a good deal of Mm. See what trouble tbe puis heiself to to bave a nice dinner for him wben be conies borne. " Grant I should say rather tbat tan tblnki a good deal of ber. He hat to eat of ber cooking you know. Bos ton Transcript. Genuine wit and good sense are usually found In evb other's com pany. Don't ezpekt aotob In this world, and tbea If yo don't git mutch you'll think Its all right- Tboze wbo read every took UMt can git hold 0 wallowing tbtm whole kontiakt a literary dlspepshea hard to kure. . . , . f 5 Daodytare a quick atuddy; after you have looked one over for a mln nltt, you bav sot the site at ' ' r " doib ov mem. Whether amung men or animals. yu will Dotlas one thing all the ?ary eaonlog ones Imv small aksada, OLD FAVORITES How th Gatea Caaae Ajar. 'Twas wuiviwred one luomini; in lieaven How tli little child angel May, lu the kliade of the great white portal, . Sat iKjrruwini; night and duy. How lie naid to the stately warden He ot the key nud bar "O angel, sweet angel, I pray you, Set the beautiful gates ajar, Only a little, 1 pray you Set the beautiful gates ajar! "I 'aa lieur my mother weeping; She is lonely; he cannot see A glimmer of light ia the darkueKS, Where the gates hliut after me. Oh, turn the key, Hweet angel. The hph-udor will hhine so far!" Hut the warden answered, "I dure not Set the beautiful gates aj;ir" Spoke low, and answered. "1 dare not r-et Uie beuutjrnl gatcst ajar!" Then ro-e tip Mary, the blessed, Pweet Mary, tnother of Christ; Her hand on the head of the augel She laid, nud the touch Kiilliced; Tnni'-d was the key in the portal. Fell, ringing, the golden bar, Ami lo! in the little child's lingers Stood the beautiful gates ujar! In the little child-angers fingers Stood the beautiful gales ajar! , "And tiiin key, for furiher uniiiK, To my blessed Son shall be given," Said Mary, mother of Jesus, Telidcrcst heart in heaven. Now, never a ud-"ed mother lint may catch the jrloiy afar, Since safe in the I.ord Christ's bosom Are the key of the gates ajar, Clove hid in the dear Christ's bosom Aud the gates forever ujar! From the Italian. f.isten to the Mnrklnti Bird. I'm dreaming now of Hallie, I-'or (he thought of her is one that never dies; She's sheening in the valley And the mocking bird is singing where flic lies. Listen to I In' mocking bird, The mocking bird now singing o'er her grave; Listen to the niorkin? bird Still singing where the weeping wil lows wave. When the charms of spring awaken And the mocking bird is singing on the bough, I feel like one forsaken. For my Hallie is no longer with me now. Listen to the mocking, bird, etc AU. well 1 yet remember When we gathered ill the cotton, side by side, 'Twas in the mild September, And the mocking bird was singing far . and wide. Listen to the mocking bird, The mocking bird now singing o'er her grave; Listen lo the mocking bird , Still singing where the weeping wil- ; , lows ware. Septimus Winner. THAT COWBOY BREAKFAST. Man Who Cooked the Stenk for the Preil lent Tells of It. The Incident, or whatever you choose to call that tirst feature of President Hoosevelt's Colorado experience which will make his great western tour mem orable the unique entertainment that furnished Mr. Uoosevelt the right kind of Western welcome and gave Hugo, Col., a permanent place on the; map was the cowboy breakfast served to the national chief early on the morn ing of May 4, says the Iienver Post. The cook w ho cooked the breakfast and who glories in this exalted hit of cookery, Is now in Denver. This Is "Jack" Keppel,, the whole-souled cow man who desei'ted his herds and rode many long tulles in order to he on hand and olheinto at Hugo. "I was very proud," said qujet Mr. Keppel lind, by tbe way, nobody can , describe the great event and the causes leading up to It, ns he cnn"qullo proud when the Lincoln County Cattle. Growers' Association selected me to take charge "of tile cooking of (he cow- boy breakfast which we had deter- I mined to.serve to President Uoosevelt. " the Uoit Live Stock Company's 'chuck.', wagon was driven down to Hu go for my use and It was well sup plied, us It was ready to slart next day on Its regular round-up route. -" "As my assistant for the great en terprise' I ' had that veteran of -the rAnge, John Heyinan, as good a camp man as ever drew breath, so long ns ho was awake, and, thus fixed up,' I felt fully equal to the great utidertak- Ing ahead of me. "On Friday preceding the eventful Momlny, May 4, wbeh the President was to come through, I went down tp Hugo from my ranch at Arroyo, to get everything ihipehape and In order. On that evening we swung the pot rack and cleared a space about the rear end of the chuck wagon' and on Sat urday we unpacked tbe provisions and laid In butter and such things as had been overlooked. i' "On Sunday; Jliat to get my hand Id and have things In working order,. I cooked a big dinner for, lrsl natives and a couple of dor.on 'rawhides' from Denver. I hadn't done any cooking for five years, and I was a little shaky about fthe Job I bad abend of me, .but the way those peorUe fctt?"ad ate mid rnme hack for more Convinced me that Julia .nnU ,I could do the big stunt ns well as anybody. ',."' ' "On" Sunday ' night x about 8 :30 1 elvvetl off the, feeding and left nothing on tint the henna, which cooked over 1 roaring fire till 12 o'clock. While the licans were cooking a number of old ilmers gathered around the camp Arc ami swHpje-d lies and sung wings and kejit toe company. It was a fine night, anil tbey were all tsurry wben' VI o'clock came and I took off the lieans and drove them all away. Aud I bau-d to do I, too, but it was late enough, and I had Important work ahead of me for the morning. r "I rolled out my bedding right alongside the camp fire and turned in to my blankets a little Iwfore 1 o'clock. I could hear the other celebrating; up town nud I wished 1 could be with tlicm, hut I knew that would never do for me. "A few hours later I was wooling John Heyinan to get him awake and beating around with a (dub to find daylight in the dark. The first thing I did after making up my fire was to put the heaiiM back on. John and I then inade twelve gallons of coffee In three big pots and got the French fried potatoes ready. The next thing wan to make Hie biscuits ami put them in the Imtcb ovens ready to hake. I iiimle eight dozen of these and patted them out round aud smooth. It's quite H Job to make goid biscuits, and you bet I was very particular with these. I wanted to have 'em just ready when the I'rewidcnt came, so I went over to lue depot nnd found out from the tel egraph operator the exact moment when lie would arrive. "When we saw the smoke of the pilot train we heaped the fire on the. tops of the Hutch ovens. This train brought the flovcrnor und Congress imin I'.rooks. They were too busy getting ready to receive the Pres ident to want to eiit anything, and tlx- biscuits were not done, anyhow. When tbe President's train hove in sight we got pretty excited around thet eiiiup lire, I cnti tell you. 1 hud picked out a big T hone steak, fie finest one I ever saw, for tbe Pre (lent. "As the train was slowing up I nod ded to John lleyinan, my assistant, to drop the. big steak onto the hot surface of the oven, which was on the rack, and heated up just right. Hy this time the biscuits) were done to 11 turn and everything was ready. I had heard discouraging reports to the ef fect that President Uoosevelt would not lie allowed time enough lit Hugo fur him to get off and eat, but I knew If I could once get him in range of that beefsteak where be could get a whiff of that steak he would have to stay mid eat. "Well, I h.ive cooked many a steak but I was certainly more proud of that one than of any I ever turned out. It was a regular 'beaut,' mid when Teddy cut Into it and munched the lirst mouthful and I iiaw the tickled expression of his faro I was so proud w ell, I just had to swing my hat a nil boiler. Could Not lt Deceived. An Knglishman traveling In liussia furnishes the following Incident tti a London paper an Incident which he personally witnessed and which he says "shows better than volumes of description the customs and social con unions 01 iiussian peasants : At 0 railway station the train is on the point of starting. As usual in Russia the hell rings three times before de partiire, to warn the passengers to takf their seals. At tile first ring the chief coiiilucor, seeing on the platform a group of peasants standing humbly and cautiously together, says very I lltely to them: "(ii ntleuien, the firsl signal Is given, please lake voui places." One of the peasants, turning lo hit comrades, says: "Diuiitri,' Ivan, Steven, do you hear? The master tclli us to enter llie train.". "Oh, 'you stu pid," says another. "Are you a gen tlenvnn? Yon heard him say 'gentle men.' He invited the gen-try." Then Is a second ring of the hell. The con ductor calls, hurriedly and angrily: "Please, genllemen, hike your seats you hear I lie second signal." The same peasant says to the oth ers: "It is for us. We must fake 0111 seats; the train will start." "You ass!" sjiys his companion. "Do you think you are called a genllenwn? Win you ever a gentleman?" The thirj ring of the . hell Is heard. Tin conductor, losing his tender aud hus-l ling the pcfisiiiits forward, cries: "Idiots! Pigs! IVasts! Do you heal or not? He off and take yuur Keats." "That Is for us," say the peasants "Dlmltri, Ivan, hurry up. We musi take our seats." .. An Accomplished Monarch. The King of Portugal is, personally, one of the most notable of living mon nrchs. Ills accomplishments with e gun are sufficiently well known, and also as a revolver shot he is hard 1 heat; hut his tastes are very broad, foi he Is nn accomplished landscape paint cr, whose work has before now won a inedaj at the Paris Kxhihltlon and, Ilk his kinsman, the Prince of Monaco, he is deeply interested In scientific pur suits. Of all monarchs he is probably tbe most accessible for, 1 bough be hai au immense number of duties as tlx first servant of his country, he does not take the trappings of royally very se rlotmly. ' .' , .The Old Habit. Towne I suppose, you have bean that old Lawyer Sharpe is lying at Hit point of death. . . , Ilrowiie No. Well, well, the ruling passion . Strang In death, eh'-JPblhx delphlfl Press. j . i - - .'sTj " ai. Mttta Thin js Hhow. - 1 The German stall. give to tmc m,' vefslty more tjian the, llrltlsh govern, nient allows to all the universities nud colleges In Kngluml, Ireland mid Scot land tos-wr."" ' ' -: "- What a happy world this would ho If people couldn't Itorrow trouble with out putting up collateral security. uujtaiiaaw i; it wUk thaa d ma. ' a'-out yure tilais and Uubhies; it excite their vanity sooner will command tbelr compasbaa. It is said tbat tbe depression las ibe silk bat industry in Londoa to Increasing and of the 8,000 men ea g lged only a few years ago, ssoaa tbao half are now out of empkoiM meet Tbe reason assigned is the "topper" is no longer tbe badge ot respectability in Lonefe business life. Well Reoiembcrwd. Valley City, N. Dak., Dec. 14. Twa, years ago Mrs. Matilda M. BotaelMaJ of this place, suffered a great deal wittf a dizziness in ber bead. She was ewwtl of this by a remedy called Dodd's KltVi ney Pills, and has not been trout since. - . Shortly afterward she bad a I bilious attack and for this abe Diamond Dinner Pills and was em pletely cured in a short time. - In January, 1903. she bad an attack of Sciatica, of which she says: , "I was almost helpless with the Mrf erica, but remembering what DoM" Kidney Pills and Diamond Dinner Pills had done for me before, I cominDce a treatment of these medicines and la three weeks I was completely restored to health. 1 have great faith in tbea medicines, for they bave been of a much benefit to me." . Dodd's Kidney Pills are very popav lar la Barnes County, having made a great many splendid cures of Sciatica, Klieumatlsm and Kidney Troublesv Marts families use no other medietas Tbe District School ofHpotlena Towav When the full season opened, tbe principal of tbe District School divid ed the year's work Into eleven chisaes, and asked that the bead of each da partment should put Into verse lit first lesson of the year. The result was very interesting, and we are glaV to reproduce It for the amusement and Instruction of our many readers. CLASS I. . THB ALPHABET. AN SIT head or NA J Csu learn the Alilinliet to say, But I' C It tnk.B the clever II Of one wbo Is a little il'Y To C that wlifii recited true The Alphabet s dlily Uirotifrt) and InrougSf But take this O, the Aliiliuhet A very thorough el'-aidnv,' will jet If U will UITU Nai..lio. Kor it finds dirt an fcJZ foe Tbe Proof. abc L ef-b I j.ln.mijiu. B s T nvwi f S CLASS IL Rl'ELLINO. PROPKB enoiiKh, no iloiilit, 'twould ! If you spelled "cleutilliifHM" with C; Hut a belter iy lo k,m'I1 It 1 know. Just S-A-l'- ( I, lO. For that fumed soup dotb work a speW And leads to ( leniillneKH so well Thst h!I pronounce tbe two the BMnie Identical weaning though different oasssv CLASS III. It K A 1 1 1 N (j . THE short word KKA1IINO, If twisted, ttt said, Will prove we (JAIN bj all we've HUD; . But KKAD1M; Is mi, I) n viilued tiling, ' Its merits In no KAH I'll D1NO Kor he on learning s rod must lag Wtio falls to KUiK Hint gentle NAO. I'll Just point out one bnmly rule: You'll alway find there IS A I'OOI. Wherever 'here's SAI'OLIO. And so for water need not go) Earh eomtilnstion has the same letters au the word KICAIJING. "IS A POOL" haw the same letters as SA POLIO. CLASS IV. ' j PUNCTUATION. WHEN joa bave put coal on (:) the 1) Perhaps yoo, too, (lame up with Ire. And with an eseluinatiou mark (!) Your bands arc now a shade too dark But. then may come a (,) happy thought Of wonders which that soap has wrought. Whose widespread use through s period tX lone. Beyond all question iuarks(??7T) 1t strona. So you ditto (") the course yon alwavs (S) And make a dash ( ) for SAI'OLIO. ' CLASS V. A KITH MIOTIC. TO MULTIPLY your pleasure' each day SUBTRACT ull dirt that comes your wan But to do this, yon ought to know, Yon firsl must All Supollo, Wbleh will DIVIDK by 3 your moll And reqelre but FRACTION of forma toil; . For "the Rule of Three," ss may be eesw la DIRT plus SAI'OLIO equals CLKA1U CLASS VI., GKOOKAI'HY. IN life, whatever Is your RPHERB, Tls safe to STATE dirt will appear; And this must quite annnylog be, For dirt Is no dellcbt to SUA But though It be piled MOUNTAIN hlya, 'Tls PLAIN tbat It will iiiiel-'v fly. If yon've a notion tAN OCKA M to OBBf And follow what the wlsent say: v And ail of them Sayl'Ol.ICo, For tbat makes cVryttilug clean as anew. CLASS VII HISTORY. WHEN emsty old l)ln;n.NKS went on daytime chase:- - w Wltb llc'hled Inntern held hvfurs his phsV . osophlc faee, j - He did not seek mi honcM mftn as hlatsv rles declare, But' searehed f..r s dlshi.neat Uisn, aa4 sought him everywhere. For a dishonest groeer had f.-ihued off hlui.goine f.oup . .. e -. That failed lo eleun his lantern snd ( nlj.'ht had nimle liiiii grope . Bo now hp Houclit .that rascal man 'rinn4 Athens, hith and low. To make the man refund the coin or .-)v KA POLIO) CLASS VIII , PI! YstOLOt! Y DO not plve HA It lo counsel hsri For ev i-youe NOSK tun I makes one a The worst advice that TONOIJE can teS Is, "Tske this sosp. 'twill do s well " Just put your FOOT down tirio sni strong ' And tell the rlerk his BRAIN Is wronf. And you've experience quite In point To put his statement OUT OF JOINT. Just NAIL his lies and let him know , Your UK ART Is set oo HAPOLlOl i CLASS IX. -; .'!. I . Ml SIC. - . IT Is s metier of general NOTBi ' That Into house or rl.Ar win noat liust snd dirt to take their plnee In a fashion that's Impolite and UASa, For never mind how SHARP you arc Tbelr sly Invasion you rsiinot RAH Unless the proper KEY you know, , Which Ir, of course, 8A POLIO Tbe sosp that brings you HEST rkfW soon, , . And keepi your bouse a FLAT k TUNBI CLASS X. 'i.UlltWIA.1 LET Housewife equnl X plus . X ll K the sign for Ssollo be; For Dirt let minus X be had; X Tan all these symbols we will add. Tk. V a.n.1 ml,.,,. T H nn. II. . .. Mn ... . I .... 1 I . Jeave what must tbe bausswuT please Tbe happy symbol ws call aasw. CLASH XI.""- SHORTHAND FHB elevereart hanrfs, botb short ana ksaf. Are far too clever to purehaae wrong: ' tbvr tmr tke twap-wrt tb- tittle bImsS hand A soap tbat dirt eannat withstand For ths snap with stenographic apeest Is the aart of cleaner that people need To handily handle In handsome hands Baud Rs polio saly meets tbe deoisnda, Don't let tbe i rid kno enoyiltls