ADMIRAL SCHLEY
ENDORSES PERUNA.
Pe-ru-na Drug Co., Columbus, Ohio:
Gentlemen: "I can cheerfully say that Mrs. Schley
nas when He-ru-na
W. S. SCHLEY.
ADMIRAL SCHLEY, one of the foremost
notable heroesof the Nineteenth Century.
A name that starts terror in the heart of every
Spaniard. A man of steady nerve, clear head,
undaunted courage and prompt decision.
Approached by a friend recently, his opin
on was asked as to the efficacy of Peruna, the
national catarrh remedy. Without tte slight
est hesitation he gave this remedj his en
dorsement. It appeared on later conversa
tion that Peruna has been used in his family,
where it is a favorite remedy.
Such endorsements serve to indicate the
wonderful hold that Peruna has upon the
minds of the American people. It is out of
the question that so great and famous a man
s Admiral Schley could have any "other
reason for giving his endorsement to Peruna
than his positive conviction that the remedy
is all that he says it is.
The fact is that Peruna has overcome all
Ask Your Druggist
FOR WOMEN
A Boston physician' dit-'
cover which cleanses and
heal all inflammation of tha mucous
membrane wherever located.
In local treatment of female ill Pa
tincU invaluable. Used as a dnuihe it
U a revelation in cleansing and healing
power; it kills all disease germs which
cause inflammation and discharges.
Thousands of letters from women
I trot that It Is the rjreatoit rurs fur
ueorrhuea, ever discovered.
Pas-tins ie-er fails to cure pelvic
catarrh, nasal catarrh, sore throat, sore
mouth and sore eyes, because these
diseases are all caused by inflammation
of the mucous membrane.
For rlaanslnir, whitening and! pre
serving tha le th we dialli ngs the
World to produce Its equal.
Physicians and Se ialisis everywhere
prescribe and endorse Paxline, and thou
aandsof testimonial letters prove its value.
At druggists, or sent postpaid 50 cts.
A larrrr trial parkneeand book of
Instructions absolutely free. Write
Ths R. Par ton Co.. Pspt t Boston, Mass.
50,000 AMERICANS
Wers Welcomed ta
Canada
Thry mi 9 tUM and mttiing on th
Oram rwl Oi&rinjr Laad,aUMl at pro
perorj AiKl atMI-Aod.
Kir Wiifrwi Iiirivr ntmtMlj Midi
hw tr hu ripmn upon th ho r lion,
tixl t tsmtrd II that fvary ImmUrrant
who Imtm iht tend of hi mrrvU)r to
com and pk kmnt for birt'Mlf now
lurna bU " '!. Tii It
ROOM FOR MILLIONS
y t JUST H.mr.f 4. si rn
r. rla, karrku, Mali
way. ark. la, !!!, t,rta
(Slag ta be ealr4.
for dlttriDU! AtlMM aiwl nJ,ar In.
formation. Ui St;rwTBlua-r la
SMB4Tin, HLawa. (anada; ur antltA.
ritl Canadian lioTmmnl -iit-.
V. llaaaaU, mi K lork U! 1114a., Omaha. Nab.
Capsicum Vaseline
r Put Up In Collapsible Tubes.
A RrirMslltMta fnm mmA Ruia.riM tat. M ratal a rr. nr am
hr bUmr. nd iH it-ri bliir tk Mawoi dttUfwui
kin. Th t'Atn (UriBinl ewrniln quill tt of tlm
- ntcl r wrtilrf ui. It will -lu-i iU iDoLtiaveaa l
H'-a, f. rMtiev tidrhftDd ciaU.io,
W rsvMt'Dmvnd it u (h iwi .n4 nM wiimm)
nnnivr-lrrlUot kon, Jm tun Mtnl rrtiiy ( f
j,plti la h ctsMi pd stotUsvla. Ud ftll rliau4tOt
- fejrltfle d goatr omtli. 1
r A tri.J til ro tit w elalro for It, wl 11 w'M ht
fvand to l titvaUiabl ! th fcaaaahalrt. Mint pxii
Mj"!ntStatof !1 ;irtxm latins."
Pricm ift at ail drutTtMi, or other 4alr or hi
dlutftht amount to ut ib fM)ataaapa. w UJ
and na a t . ba bjr ma 1 1 . ....
Mo anielaahoairf bmmee -ptad by hwuhttr uam tht
ama aarrlaaour la, at ouswhim U ia et gaiiuiua.
CCSf BR0L0H MAM? ACIIRINO CO
' ' ' 17 Stat Street, Nw Ytvi Chy.
at Ot'fc IUEN i tOUUATKJN.
4 bnlii?o younK OiDio named
.. Mudtie, , -
Tue child of t Ulentrfd Juflge.,
, Ou desert Isie case
Ilad to palnf illy fast,
fVt sue cuid in ike nothing but
' fudae. Waahlnutoo Star.
' ThiM It thla dldercuce between a
lie man and a ph"ol-the wl.c man
learns sumiblng from every one he
eets, while the pbool trlea to teach
jumihlng to everyone be meets.
Sale Ten Million
mi FAaiLra favmitc BumiM
PEST FOR THE BOWELS
and I believe
Washington, D. C.
it happened
1 ' a A'
of advertising
for free Peruna
A steer weiKlilnu two t'ns and
measurinK 18 feet 4 inches fioru the
end of hit dm to the tip of his tall,
will he exhibited In tbe live stock
department at tbe World's Fair.
This mounter oi Is the proper? of
eight yountf uiea of Greeutuwo,' Iod.
A Pitsburii minlstei was In the
cour.tv Jail, dolntf mlsslorury work
amonK tne prisone 8 He foiled adirsy
scrubbing the door on one of the up
per oorrid rn, and asked him If he was
In for disorderly c ndu t. "No, sah,"
Indignant y replied the neero. "l's no
common criminal; I'd a highway rob
ber." Piso's Cur tor Consumption is ths best
medicine 1 have ever fniml for coughs
ml colds. Mrs. Oscar Tripp, Big Itock,
111., 11 arch -M, VMl.
A UrjAU.IGM TKI) CITIZEN.
Cltien (cxclterllv) OinVer, there
Is a ajtice ball open around the c rn-
er. I heard the uiiislc. And on Sun
clay night too !"
Mrs. Wluslow's SOOTHING HYKUP lor ohll
dreu U'elliiiig.aollenn Hits sums, reduces luiis-
matiou, allay, nam surea colic. Pi iu Im buttle
HIS PLANS.
IIe"You know, my angel, It will
have tCbe a case of love In a cot
tage." She "That will be Just heavenly.
Where Is the cottage?"
ile "Uui I haven't got the cot
tage yet. You see, I am saving up
money for a blcvde first; much
cheaper than a boise, you itnow."
Any one can dye with PDTNAM
FAIiKLESS DYE, no experience re
quired. A NATION OF INVENTORS.
ForriKn Visitor -"To wnU do you
ascribe the rem irkable Inventive In
genuity of Americans?"
Host "Puritan mothers."
"I do dot understand."
"A buy Mitb that kind of a mother
has eot to cultivate his Inventive
faculties if he. is going to have any
fun. r
To listen quietly to a Blander h to
be a silent partner In tbe concern.
BEGCS' CHERRY COUGH
SYRUP cum coughs end colds.
mm
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"as1 r dr"l'.
N. N. U. 802 - SI.
YORK EBR
A I'OSTSCIUPT.
A little St. Paul girl bad a very
largo family connection to pray for,
and ano n In lit when he arose from
ber knees, her mother sa)d:
"Why, Edith, jou forgot grandma I"
She got rlgbt oo bet kneca again and
said:
"Oh, God, wouldn't that give you
ould fcetl 1 fuig it grandma;" 0.
M. tt. Iq Llppincott's.
Tbe man, who kan't blusb ti do
wuss off than a mule Iz. . ''
Boxes a Year.
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with good eitect
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opposition pnd has won its way to the hearts
of the people. The natural timidity which
so many people have felt about giving en
dorsements to any remedy is giving way.
Gratitude and a desire to help others has
inspired thousands of people to give public
testimonials for Peruna who heretofore would
not have consented to such publicity.
Never before in the annals of medicine has
that o many men. of national
4 A : '11
anu international reputation nave been win
ing to give unqualified! and! public endorse
ments to a proprietary remedy. No amount
could have accomplished such
a result I'eruna has won on its own
merits. Peruna cures catarrh of whatever
phase or location in the human body. That
is w hy it receives so many ' notable and
unique endorsements.
Address The Peruna Drug M'f'g Co., Co
lumbus, Ohio, for free literature on catarrh.
Almanac for 1904.
RIGIIST OF PF.DESTRAINSN.
InVs "What are you carrying
that boat horn around for?"
Jinks "Taht's to blow when I
want autO'iiobilists and bic)clists to
get out of my wiy.
IN THE PARLOR, TOO.
New Hoarder "What Is tbe land
lady's daughter playing?"
Old Hoarder "A mixture of airs
from a lot of old operas a sort of
musical bash, you know.
Policeman "You must.be near
sighted. You ran see by the bills ai.
the front of tbe bouse that It isn't
a dance hall. It'? a sacred concert.
Bow's This
Wo offer Ono Hundred Hollars Reward to.
any rs of Catarrh that cannot be cured bj
Uall's Catarrh Cure.
CIIK.NEY&OO Props.. Tolwlo. O
We. Urn uudelsltfiifftl. hav known I licnoi
for Hid last n via", aud bf lieve lilm irfiTtl)
iioiiiiiiiiiiB in an nu.sinnn iransacitonH anu nn&n
clally hIIs u carry out any ouilgatluiM niaile bj
their firm.
Wt Hi Trias, vvlinlale Dnigglsts, Toledo. O
Wakllnc, Klnuan & Marvin, Vtuotaaale Drug
KistJ. Toieilo, (lido.
iiaU's ( alarrh Cure la taken Internally aWint
directly iiikju 'iie blood and niurous siirtaV-es m
me ny.iein. rnre 7.1c. r txilUe. bold by ai
UruciiUu. Twstltnonlala (roe.
Hail's Family I'm. art Ue best.
Wit Iz apt to make one grate mis
take it would1 rather lose a friend
than a Juke.
Yung man, If yu eipekt to suck
ceel, don't offer to settle with the
world for tifty cents on tbe dollar; If
yu do, the chances are that yu will
git cheated out ov yure whole cliim.
Customs are stronger tban laws,
bekause tber are older and more nat
ural, I suppose.
, Tbe strongest pasbun of tbe femalf
barte Iz to please sum body, and bf
admired In return for 11.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chil
dren. Bneceofu'ly rued by Mother Orsy, nnrse 1b
the childn n' H"m In New Vor. rure ' on
mipstion, Keve'lutineM, Had r-tumarb, Tfe'h
init ih rdcr , move snd reirnlsle the Howh
and letrur Worms Over 80 WO teailrnonlaU
At all dninlst. 2'k;. Mmil FKLCK. Address
A. H. Olmsted, Lertoy, N. Y.
One o the most dlfflkult things
In a man's katakter to estimate Iz
the aktual amount ov happiness be Iz
possessed ov. .
Adam committed the most sin with
the least anmunt ov tempUshun ov
eotiv ov our previous teUslitins
Very sedate cliildrrn have tfttn
been) known togio- ltiiu barutn-skai-um,
jmtbj, and 8nal!y ,' settle back
intotld did mn.2 1 1? til I
The only pfidlgree worth having I2
the one a man makes for hluistlf and
transiutis fur example.
Thare Iz the vuluar In hi life az
well az low, and tbe blfalutlng vul
gar aie tbe most disgusting.
HER LOVE AND HIS.
Grimes Glllot's wife evldentli
thinks a good deal of Mm. See what
trouble tbe puis heiself to to bave a
nice dinner for him wben be conies
borne. "
Grant I should say rather tbat tan
tblnki a good deal of ber. He hat to
eat of ber cooking you know. Bos
ton Transcript.
Genuine wit and good sense are
usually found In evb other's com
pany. Don't ezpekt aotob In this world,
and tbea If yo don't git mutch you'll
think Its all right-
Tboze wbo read every took UMt
can git hold 0 wallowing tbtm
whole kontiakt a literary dlspepshea
hard to kure. . . , . f 5
Daodytare a quick atuddy; after
you have looked one over for a mln
nltt, you bav sot the site
at ' ' r "
doib ov mem.
Whether amung men or animals.
yu will Dotlas one thing all the ?ary
eaonlog ones Imv small aksada,
OLD
FAVORITES
How th Gatea Caaae Ajar.
'Twas wuiviwred one luomini; in lieaven
How tli little child angel May,
lu the kliade of the great white portal, .
Sat iKjrruwini; night and duy.
How lie naid to the stately warden
He ot the key nud bar
"O angel, sweet angel, I pray you,
Set the beautiful gates ajar,
Only a little, 1 pray you
Set the beautiful gates ajar!
"I 'aa lieur my mother weeping;
She is lonely; he cannot see
A glimmer of light ia the darkueKS,
Where the gates hliut after me.
Oh, turn the key, Hweet angel.
The hph-udor will hhine so far!"
Hut the warden answered, "I dure not
Set the beautiful gates aj;ir"
Spoke low, and answered. "1 dare not
r-et Uie beuutjrnl gatcst ajar!"
Then ro-e tip Mary, the blessed,
Pweet Mary, tnother of Christ;
Her hand on the head of the augel
She laid, nud the touch Kiilliced;
Tnni'-d was the key in the portal.
Fell, ringing, the golden bar,
Ami lo! in the little child's lingers
Stood the beautiful gates ujar!
In the little child-angers fingers
Stood the beautiful gales ajar! ,
"And tiiin key, for furiher uniiiK,
To my blessed Son shall be given,"
Said Mary, mother of Jesus,
Telidcrcst heart in heaven.
Now, never a ud-"ed mother
lint may catch the jrloiy afar,
Since safe in the I.ord Christ's bosom
Are the key of the gates ajar,
Clove hid in the dear Christ's bosom
Aud the gates forever ujar!
From the Italian.
f.isten to the Mnrklnti Bird.
I'm dreaming now of Hallie,
I-'or (he thought of her is one that
never dies;
She's sheening in the valley
And the mocking bird is singing where
flic lies.
Listen to I In' mocking bird,
The mocking bird now singing o'er her
grave;
Listen to the niorkin? bird
Still singing where the weeping wil
lows wave.
When the charms of spring awaken
And the mocking bird is singing on the
bough,
I feel like one forsaken.
For my Hallie is no longer with me
now.
Listen to the mocking, bird, etc
AU. well 1 yet remember
When we gathered ill the cotton, side
by side,
'Twas in the mild September,
And the mocking bird was singing far
. and wide.
Listen to the mocking bird,
The mocking bird now singing o'er her
grave;
Listen lo the mocking bird
, Still singing where the weeping wil-
; , lows ware.
Septimus Winner.
THAT COWBOY BREAKFAST.
Man Who Cooked the Stenk for the
Preil lent Tells of It.
The Incident, or whatever you choose
to call that tirst feature of President
Hoosevelt's Colorado experience which
will make his great western tour mem
orable the unique entertainment that
furnished Mr. Uoosevelt the right kind
of Western welcome and gave Hugo,
Col., a permanent place on the; map
was the cowboy breakfast served to
the national chief early on the morn
ing of May 4, says the Iienver Post.
The cook w ho cooked the breakfast
and who glories in this exalted hit of
cookery, Is now in Denver. This Is
"Jack" Keppel,, the whole-souled cow
man who desei'ted his herds and rode
many long tulles in order to he on hand
and olheinto at Hugo.
"I was very proud," said qujet Mr.
Keppel lind, by tbe way, nobody can ,
describe the great event and the causes
leading up to It, ns he cnn"qullo
proud when the Lincoln County Cattle.
Growers' Association selected me to
take charge "of tile cooking of (he cow-
boy breakfast which we had deter- I
mined to.serve to President Uoosevelt.
" the Uoit Live Stock Company's
'chuck.', wagon was driven down to Hu
go for my use and It was well sup
plied, us It was ready to slart next
day on Its regular round-up route. -"
"As my assistant for the great en
terprise' I ' had that veteran of -the
rAnge, John Heyinan, as good a camp
man as ever drew breath, so long ns
ho was awake, and, thus fixed up,' I
felt fully equal to the great utidertak-
Ing ahead of me.
"On Friday preceding the eventful
Momlny, May 4, wbeh the President
was to come through, I went down tp
Hugo from my ranch at Arroyo, to get
everything ihipehape and In order. On
that evening we swung the pot rack
and cleared a space about the rear
end of the chuck wagon' and on Sat
urday we unpacked tbe provisions and
laid In butter and such things as had
been overlooked. i'
"On Sunday; Jliat to get my hand Id
and have things In working order,. I
cooked a big dinner for, lrsl natives
and a couple of dor.on 'rawhides' from
Denver. I hadn't done any cooking
for five years, and I was a little shaky
about fthe Job I bad abend of me, .but
the way those peorUe fctt?"ad ate mid
rnme hack for more Convinced me that
Julia .nnU ,I could do the big stunt ns
well as anybody. ',."' '
"On" Sunday ' night x about 8 :30 1
elvvetl off the, feeding and left nothing
on tint the henna, which cooked over
1 roaring fire till 12 o'clock. While the
licans were cooking a number of old
ilmers gathered around the camp Arc
ami swHpje-d lies and sung wings and
kejit toe company. It was a fine night,
anil tbey were all tsurry wben' VI
o'clock came and I took off the lieans
and drove them all away. Aud I bau-d
to do I, too, but it was late enough,
and I had Important work ahead of me
for the morning. r
"I rolled out my bedding right
alongside the camp fire and turned in
to my blankets a little Iwfore 1 o'clock.
I could hear the other celebrating; up
town nud I wished 1 could be with
tlicm, hut I knew that would never do
for me.
"A few hours later I was wooling
John Heyinan to get him awake and
beating around with a (dub to find
daylight in the dark. The first thing
I did after making up my fire was to
put the heaiiM back on. John and I
then inade twelve gallons of coffee In
three big pots and got the French
fried potatoes ready. The next thing
wan to make Hie biscuits ami put them
in the Imtcb ovens ready to hake. I
iiimle eight dozen of these and patted
them out round aud smooth. It's quite
H Job to make goid biscuits, and you
bet I was very particular with these.
I wanted to have 'em just ready when
the I'rewidcnt came, so I went over to
lue depot nnd found out from the tel
egraph operator the exact moment
when lie would arrive.
"When we saw the smoke of the
pilot train we heaped the fire on the.
tops of the Hutch ovens. This train
brought the flovcrnor und Congress
imin I'.rooks. They were too busy
getting ready to receive the Pres
ident to want to eiit anything, and
tlx- biscuits were not done, anyhow.
When tbe President's train hove in
sight we got pretty excited around
thet eiiiup lire, I cnti tell you. 1 hud
picked out a big T hone steak, fie
finest one I ever saw, for tbe Pre
(lent.
"As the train was slowing up I nod
ded to John lleyinan, my assistant,
to drop the. big steak onto the hot
surface of the oven, which was on the
rack, and heated up just right. Hy
this time the biscuits) were done to 11
turn and everything was ready. I had
heard discouraging reports to the ef
fect that President Uoosevelt would
not lie allowed time enough lit Hugo
fur him to get off and eat, but I knew
If I could once get him in range of
that beefsteak where be could get a
whiff of that steak he would have to
stay mid eat.
"Well, I h.ive cooked many a steak
but I was certainly more proud of
that one than of any I ever turned
out. It was a regular 'beaut,' mid
when Teddy cut Into it and munched
the lirst mouthful and I iiaw the
tickled expression of his faro I was
so proud w ell, I just had to swing my
hat a nil boiler.
Could Not lt Deceived.
An Knglishman traveling In liussia
furnishes the following Incident tti
a London paper an Incident which he
personally witnessed and which he
says "shows better than volumes of
description the customs and social con
unions 01 iiussian peasants : At 0
railway station the train is on the
point of starting. As usual in Russia
the hell rings three times before de
partiire, to warn the passengers to takf
their seals. At tile first ring the chief
coiiilucor, seeing on the platform a
group of peasants standing humbly
and cautiously together, says very I
lltely to them: "(ii ntleuien, the firsl
signal Is given, please lake voui
places."
One of the peasants, turning lo hit
comrades, says: "Diuiitri,' Ivan,
Steven, do you hear? The master tclli
us to enter llie train.". "Oh, 'you stu
pid," says another. "Are you a gen
tlenvnn? Yon heard him say 'gentle
men.' He invited the gen-try." Then
Is a second ring of the hell. The con
ductor calls, hurriedly and angrily:
"Please, genllemen, hike your seats
you hear I lie second signal."
The same peasant says to the oth
ers: "It is for us. We must fake 0111
seats; the train will start." "You ass!"
sjiys his companion. "Do you think
you are called a genllenwn? Win
you ever a gentleman?" The thirj
ring of the . hell Is heard. Tin
conductor, losing his tender aud hus-l
ling the pcfisiiiits forward, cries:
"Idiots! Pigs! IVasts! Do you heal
or not? He off and take yuur Keats."
"That Is for us," say the peasants
"Dlmltri, Ivan, hurry up. We musi
take our seats." ..
An Accomplished Monarch.
The King of Portugal is, personally,
one of the most notable of living mon
nrchs. Ills accomplishments with e
gun are sufficiently well known, and
also as a revolver shot he is hard 1
heat; hut his tastes are very broad, foi
he Is nn accomplished landscape paint
cr, whose work has before now won a
inedaj at the Paris Kxhihltlon and, Ilk
his kinsman, the Prince of Monaco, he
is deeply interested In scientific pur
suits. Of all monarchs he is probably
tbe most accessible for, 1 bough be hai
au immense number of duties as tlx
first servant of his country, he does not
take the trappings of royally very se
rlotmly.
' .' , .The Old Habit.
Towne I suppose, you have bean
that old Lawyer Sharpe is lying at Hit
point of death. . . ,
Ilrowiie No. Well, well, the ruling
passion . Strang In death, eh'-JPblhx
delphlfl Press.
j . i - - .'sTj
" ai. Mttta Thin js Hhow. - 1
The German stall. give to tmc m,'
vefslty more tjian the, llrltlsh govern,
nient allows to all the universities nud
colleges In Kngluml, Ireland mid Scot
land tos-wr."" ' ' -: "-
What a happy world this would ho
If people couldn't Itorrow trouble with
out putting up collateral security.
uujtaiiaaw
i; it wUk
thaa d
ma. '
a'-out yure tilais and Uubhies; it
excite their vanity sooner
will command tbelr compasbaa.
It is said tbat tbe depression las
ibe silk bat industry in Londoa to
Increasing and of the 8,000 men ea
g lged only a few years ago, ssoaa
tbao half are now out of empkoiM
meet Tbe reason assigned is
the "topper" is no longer tbe
badge ot respectability in Lonefe
business life.
Well Reoiembcrwd.
Valley City, N. Dak., Dec. 14. Twa,
years ago Mrs. Matilda M. BotaelMaJ
of this place, suffered a great deal wittf
a dizziness in ber bead. She was ewwtl
of this by a remedy called Dodd's KltVi
ney Pills, and has not been trout
since. - .
Shortly afterward she bad a I
bilious attack and for this abe
Diamond Dinner Pills and was em
pletely cured in a short time.
- In January, 1903. she bad an attack
of Sciatica, of which she says: ,
"I was almost helpless with the Mrf
erica, but remembering what DoM"
Kidney Pills and Diamond Dinner Pills
had done for me before, I cominDce
a treatment of these medicines and la
three weeks I was completely restored
to health. 1 have great faith in tbea
medicines, for they bave been of a
much benefit to me." .
Dodd's Kidney Pills are very popav
lar la Barnes County, having made a
great many splendid cures of Sciatica,
Klieumatlsm and Kidney Troublesv
Marts families use no other medietas
Tbe District School ofHpotlena Towav
When the full season opened, tbe
principal of tbe District School divid
ed the year's work Into eleven chisaes,
and asked that the bead of each da
partment should put Into verse lit
first lesson of the year. The result
was very interesting, and we are glaV
to reproduce It for the amusement and
Instruction of our many readers.
CLASS I. .
THB ALPHABET.
AN SIT head or NA J
Csu learn the Alilinliet to say,
But I' C It tnk.B the clever II
Of one wbo Is a little il'Y
To C that wlifii recited true
The Alphabet s dlily Uirotifrt) and InrougSf
But take this O, the Aliiliuhet
A very thorough el'-aidnv,' will jet
If U will UITU Nai..lio.
Kor it finds dirt an fcJZ foe
Tbe Proof.
abc L ef-b I j.ln.mijiu. B s T nvwi f S
CLASS IL
Rl'ELLINO.
PROPKB enoiiKh, no iloiilit, 'twould !
If you spelled "cleutilliifHM" with C;
Hut a belter iy lo k,m'I1 It 1 know.
Just S-A-l'- ( I, lO.
For that fumed soup dotb work a speW
And leads to ( leniillneKH so well
Thst h!I pronounce tbe two the BMnie
Identical weaning though different oasssv
CLASS III.
It K A 1 1 1 N (j .
THE short word KKA1IINO, If twisted, ttt
said,
Will prove we (JAIN bj all we've HUD; .
But KKAD1M; Is mi, I) n viilued tiling, '
Its merits In no KAH I'll D1NO
Kor he on learning s rod must lag
Wtio falls to KUiK Hint gentle NAO.
I'll Just point out one bnmly rule:
You'll alway find there IS A I'OOI.
Wherever 'here's SAI'OLIO.
And so for water need not go)
Earh eomtilnstion has the same letters au
the word KICAIJING. "IS A POOL" haw
the same letters as SA POLIO.
CLASS IV. ' j
PUNCTUATION.
WHEN joa bave put coal on (:) the 1)
Perhaps yoo, too, (lame up with Ire.
And with an eseluinatiou mark (!)
Your bands arc now a shade too dark
But. then may come a (,) happy thought
Of wonders which that soap has wrought.
Whose widespread use through s period tX
lone.
Beyond all question iuarks(??7T) 1t strona.
So you ditto (") the course yon alwavs (S)
And make a dash ( ) for SAI'OLIO. '
CLASS V.
A KITH MIOTIC.
TO MULTIPLY your pleasure' each day
SUBTRACT ull dirt that comes your wan
But to do this, yon ought to know,
Yon firsl must All Supollo,
Wbleh will DIVIDK by 3 your moll
And reqelre but FRACTION of forma
toil; .
For "the Rule of Three," ss may be eesw
la DIRT plus SAI'OLIO equals CLKA1U
CLASS VI.,
GKOOKAI'HY.
IN life, whatever Is your RPHERB,
Tls safe to STATE dirt will appear;
And this must quite annnylog be,
For dirt Is no dellcbt to SUA
But though It be piled MOUNTAIN hlya,
'Tls PLAIN tbat It will iiiiel-'v fly.
If yon've a notion tAN OCKA M to OBBf
And follow what the wlsent say: v
And ail of them Sayl'Ol.ICo,
For tbat makes cVryttilug clean as anew.
CLASS VII
HISTORY.
WHEN emsty old l)ln;n.NKS went on
daytime chase:- - w
Wltb llc'hled Inntern held hvfurs his phsV
. osophlc faee, j -
He did not seek mi honcM mftn as hlatsv
rles declare,
But' searehed f..r s dlshi.neat Uisn, aa4
sought him everywhere.
For a dishonest groeer had f.-ihued off
hlui.goine f.oup . .. e -.
That failed lo eleun his lantern snd (
nlj.'ht had nimle liiiii grope
. Bo now hp Houclit .that rascal man 'rinn4
Athens, hith and low.
To make the man refund the coin or .-)v
KA POLIO)
CLASS VIII ,
PI! YstOLOt! Y
DO not plve HA It lo counsel hsri
For ev i-youe NOSK tun I makes one a
The worst advice that TONOIJE can teS
Is, "Tske this sosp. 'twill do s well "
Just put your FOOT down tirio sni
strong '
And tell the rlerk his BRAIN Is wronf.
And you've experience quite In point
To put his statement OUT OF JOINT.
Just NAIL his lies and let him know ,
Your UK ART Is set oo HAPOLlOl i
CLASS IX. -; .'!. I
. Ml SIC. - .
IT Is s metier of general NOTBi '
That Into house or rl.Ar win noat
liust snd dirt to take their plnee
In a fashion that's Impolite and UASa,
For never mind how SHARP you arc
Tbelr sly Invasion you rsiinot RAH
Unless the proper KEY you know, ,
Which Ir, of course, 8A POLIO
Tbe sosp that brings you HEST rkfW
soon, , .
And keepi your bouse a FLAT k
TUNBI
CLASS X.
'i.UlltWIA.1
LET Housewife equnl X plus . X
ll K the sign for Ssollo be;
For Dirt let minus X be had; X
Tan all these symbols we will add.
Tk. V a.n.1 ml,.,,. T H nn.
II. . .. Mn ... . I .... 1 I .
Jeave what must tbe bausswuT
please
Tbe happy symbol ws call aasw.
CLASH XI.""-
SHORTHAND
FHB elevereart hanrfs, botb short ana ksaf.
Are far too clever to purehaae wrong:
' tbvr tmr tke twap-wrt tb- tittle bImsS
hand
A soap tbat dirt eannat withstand
For ths snap with stenographic apeest
Is the aart of cleaner that people need
To handily handle In handsome hands
Baud Rs polio saly meets tbe deoisnda,
Don't let tbe i rid kno enoyiltls
