Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, November 26, 1903, Image 2

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eUSftUOH,
VSBftAftKA l
Mai i simj'Ij lijvt? tuni-l wrong
Siilf nut.
Tear, lire lu wouin
ord are to wen.
what swear
Aul France won't be content
half uioriMi-o e-ithcr.
wit
It's lucky rohi that doin't turn
tail wheu you call head.
A New York fcilirl has marrl.'d
count, a lid Laura Ji-au Libby is vln
licuted at last.
A thin Human who tried to learn
"How to Get Fat for K" wis told to
buy It at the butcber's.
Mary MacLane says the future U a
lute without string. It may also be
described imo untooted flute.
Amerlt an trust want the earth, and
the American pottery triwt Is said to
be buying English clay bwis ln pur
suance of Una policy.
The (Jhicaico bigamlx who bad eight
wlvm nay that so far as women are
-onctrntl he "is done." It looks mor
as if he wtre undone.
W. K. H-uley, the celebrated author,
Wt au estate of $5.um), which wouM
be almost half enough for od of New
port's midway dinners.
There la a certain suxgrwtl'jn of the
law of compensation in the plana of
the Chicago rulvcrslty for a foot
ball field and hospital adjoining.
According to a learned intit, an
ble-b.xiiei suufosver "Micks up 14
pound of water In its lifetime." And
It doesn't grow ln Wall street, either.
An Eaxtin-n contemporary baa an ar
ticle on "The Cigarette Vice." Its grip
on the younger generation of the trou
er-w(-rinR variety does seem vise-
like.
It Is now thought that lJowagT Km
prew An of China cannot live more
than a year. Alas', that year may cost
the Flowery Kltiird mi years upon
years of repentance.
Let praise be given where prai in
fl'je. In devoting the proceed of hi
sensational lecture tours to the found
Ing of a home for drunkards' wives,
mothers and children, Carrie Nation
baa done a noble work.
Dr. Wiley says that baldness Is
proof of civilization, and that woman
has long hair because she Is still
avage. This suggests the question
whether Dr. Wiley would rather marry
a baldheaded woman or a savage.
The late Lord Salisbury was a hap
pier man In his chemical Laboratory
lhan In the House of Lords or at the
foreign office. His avocation was
delight. The by-industries of st-ites
men, if we may so term them, range
from agriculture to zymotic Investiga
tions.
' "Towers of Babel" Is what a New
Vork man calls the tall buildings going
up ln that city, not because they are
ao high, but because there is a babei of
tongues among the workmen employed
rn them. Irish and German, Italian
kml Scotch, with now and then a na
Uve-lom American, work aide by side.
A millionaire in New York and a
millionaire woman ln San Francisco
hare committod suicide. J. Fierpont
Morgan la losing money and prestige
ray day; a bushel of diamonds be
longing to John W. Gates have been
Stolen; Andrew Carnegie Is suffering
tmtold agonies because of his disgrace-
mi wesltb; and John D. Rockefeller
Is still forced to live on crackers. Pity
Ike poor millionaire!
There Is an honest and sincere ego-
tlsm about the German Emperor
rhlch makes him stand out a cool and
fofreshing object among the pompous
had platitudinous monarcbs of the
World. Wishing to pay the highest
(compliment he coul.l think of to his
fold preceptors, he said in effect In
bis speech at Cassel that they were en
titled to the gratitude of the nation,
or they helped to make him, William,
the great and splendid thing he Is.
jWhat a dreary waste the royalty of
Knrope would be without William!
Hans Moller, a newspaper editor
(nd proprietor who lately died, wa
full-bloded Eskimo. When Nor
(Bftiakjold, the Danish explorer, was In
jGreenland this man nctui n his guide.
(The scientist, struck by the Eskimo's
Intelligence, helped him to a knowl
edge of Danlxh, nnd on his return to
Popenhagen sent him a small printing
outfit, with directions for using it.
(The man not only mastered the 'art
Jreeervatlve," but edited and printed
little paper In Danish for natives to
whom he had taught the language and
jthe art of reading. He did so much
jbo instruct and enlighten his country
own that when his death was un
kumnced many of the Danish news
Mpcra appeared in mourning. Many
Mitors undertake to educate their xni-
Elbera; tew go so far s to teach
m to read.
The Holstein cow has been v I ml leaf
4. The gentle bovine in Mack and
plVf, "Who make neb t pretty ac
ttfjr
tor the landscape art lata, has
i of all suaplciaa of giving
I wau-ml, clulkj. or iluJt rdtl u.-i'k
Is not her fault. Mi- do the btr s
can ou the f'd 1ti.it i rmil-d !
h.-r. This i the vniil of the I I n
fool co2:m:ssio:; scti the t'Uit-aif'j a:
Inspectors after an sri!;a of i
samples of milk taken fn.ni rur. au.l
grade nolsreiiia In a dairy In l't'kail
County. Only one of these sauii
failed to come up to the reijuireniems
of the city ordinance. The Hols'.cn
cow came originally from ScU'-swig
Holateln, a province of lw:a. f -r
merly a duchy of I tea mark. The 1st
ler being one of the greatest butter-
making countrl In the world, it seeuis
rather curioua that the Holfteiu w
on coming to America thould lie accus
ed of giving milk with no butler f.it
In it. The Holstein will not Ih k!i
as su of Chicago's milk dealers ad
vised.
The midd.e class is becoming a i-al
srled class and rapidly hwing the econ
otulc and moral Imlependence of for
mer days, say the Independent. But
It has not Ceased to be made up of
forgotten men. Every other clasi in
society receives consideration of some
kind deferential or sympathetic, a
the cae may be. Every other class
enjoys boine share of the "general
prosperity" when times are good. The
alar ltd man li notoriously t bin
worst entale wbeu everjboIy is
making money. If the salaried man
were not unselfish he would piay fer
vently for business dlxaster and Indus
trial deprexhlon, for then only lias h!s
Income a fair meiisure of pun-hasmg
power. The years since 1NJ7 liave
leeti "prooperoua" teyoiid all prece
dent. The trusts, capitalized at ovr
$t:,JUO,0i..M, have ma.le untold mil!
Ions. The wages of labr have becu
forced up, after much hard fighting,
'Jf to 30 per cent. Sslarh-a have re-
nia'JK-d pra-tically uuch.inge'l. Mean
while, the geueral level of price hi
rLsen 31 per cent Bri-ailHtiifTs ami farm
products generally have risen even
more than this amount. Thus, while
the millionaire have doubhil or quad
rupled their fortunes, and the wage
earniTS lave obtained in advances a
part of the Increase of living, the Mil-
arhsl men. Including the professional
claswti, are not mere than half as wi ll
off as they were seven or eight ymirs
ago. What, then, Is to be the fate of
the salaried man? This is one of the
mowt wrious questions of the time.
The salaried class is evidently to lie
a large one. It U to Include a major
ity of those men who hitherto Imv
controlled American public opinion.
What la to be the effect of the in
creasing economic disadvutitige of this
Important p:irt of the community
What will happen when the most in
telligent third and by . all odds the
most moral third of our population
nnas tnat It can no longer associate
with a third which admits none but
millionaires Into "society?" What wl!l
happen when the great middle class.
facing the increasing cost of living and
the diminishing rate of in term t wn sav
ings, finds that it can no lougmr make
a disrent provision for old age? Will It
tamely submit to social Inferiority and
settle down to make the best of a low
stun 'lard of living?
Author Appreciates I'raUe.
A young man, with a richly bound
volume under his arm, who had been
climbing the brown stone steps of the
hous-s along Massachusetts avenue.
Washington, had reached the vtsrtlbule
of each and had then descended wear
ily to the sidewalk. Whatever was
his mission. It was plain that he was
discouraged as he made his way to the
doorway of No. 17tio. He was met here
by a man. and when the young man
began: "Here I have a book," It
scem d evident that the door was to b
closed.
"It's a history of the Revolutionary
War the best written and most au
thoritative Lodge's 'HLstory of the
Revolutionary War.' " This last appeal
of the young book agent bad a peculiar
effect upon the guardian of the door.
He seemed inclined to Ix-ar more. Invit
ed inside, the young man told of the
value of the book, not only from the
standpoint of authenticity, but of the
fact that lta author was the closest
personal and political friend of Presi
dent Roosevelt The agent became
most eloquent, and the words flowed
easily from his Hps.
His listener seemed more and more
pleased with what be said, and finally
exclaimed:
"Young man, I will take your book."
"What's the name, pleas'?"
"Henry Calot Lodge." Dttrolt
Tribune.
Manliness of a Little Man.
Several days ago I happened to
board a car which was crowded. A
little man, perhaps he was twelve
ji-H.rs old, offered me his seat with
clmrming tow and smile. He soon
found a seat, r.ut popped up when an
other woman entered, pulled off his
cap, which was fringed with rags, and
with micii a Jolly, wide, smile, made
room for the newcomer. Five times
ln as many minutes that smile broke
over the face of the young traveler
as he gave, his seat again and again.
and ssiti every0'"; I" the car was mull
ing in sympathy. No one thought
whether bis clothes were whole or
ragged, but smie oue said: "I wish
my boys enjoyed being gentlemanly' ns
much as he does," and a fine-looking
m.m" remarked quite loudly to his
eighln,,-; "That's the sort of maull-!!(-
thru made our President."
The lwy heard (his remark and
looked around lo see who was nian'y.
It was m natural for hlru to smile and
to be polite tlwit he was not conscious
of bring remarkable.
If you wear a tailor made salt, don't
strike a man wearing a baadBie-dwn
for loan.
r
W I IIVC A NRV ST4RT.
V T
One often bears the remark, "U'l.y
thould a poor man stay iu the city
shile there is a chance for him In t! e
jouiitry? One answer is that lie
Knows what he can do In the 07.
shile the country possibilities are un
known and untried. The experlcin-e of
l mill operative who was out of work
is MJgeestive. He a pi .cured lu the
lewu one day peddiing garden tru k.
nd was met by oue of his former f.'l
low workers. The following conversa
tion took place:
"Turned farmer. Brock'" queried
the friend.
"Turning that way," was Brock's
answer. Tm working for a fanner,
and trying to make more profit for
him. These peas and string Ix'i.ns
were to be given away for the picking,
lie had more'n he could use, you se.
Hut I offered to come Into town witli
the wagon-load and peddle them. So
we niade up a load with the addition
of some potatoes and apples. I fIihII
take tiack a gixsl bit of money, too.
"I.at week it was cherries. A
huckster came along and offered 4
cents a quart for the lot three bush
els and a half we picked. I said I'd
come Into town and ell 'em for lit
cents a quart, and I did. They went
like hot cakes. You see. the man I
work for hadn't anybody to send into
town to peddle things, and he'd sell or
give away, as he could on the spot.
"The other day the butcher came to
buy a tine veal calf. He offered $.".
Mr. Carter was going to take it. when
I told him to wait a hit I had a pu-s-r
in my ocket. and I pulled It out
n ml read the market quotations on
calve. Well, the butcher paid $''.5n
for that calf."
"Ain't you coming back to the mill
when it starts up?" the friend asked.
"Gucks not. I like the farm." an
swered Brock. "I'm going to have a
commission mi the giinh n truck 1 sell.
and 1 shall do better than in the mill.
Somehow that hot. MulTy nir nin't to
my liking any more. My w ife's got a
chance to work In the house, nnd. well
we're going to have a fan.i of our
own some time. No farm work is nan
so hard as work in the beat of the
mill. Yes. I'm done with mill work,"
and he clucked merrily to the horse
ami drove away. Youth's t'sjiupau
ton. WILL. DESTROY ITS CHARMS.
Lover of Venice leplnre Project to
Connect tllr wilh in I nnd. '
Lovers of obi Venice, the quaint and
beautiful queen of the Adriatic, are
deploring the pnject to connect the
city with the mainland by a Miltun-
tlal causeway. Thus to Pnk it will
seem to the poetic-minded an outrage
and to vulgarize her unique story f
glory and fame. Three years ago the
Slndaco appointed a coinmisf ion to in
vestigate the matti-r. and this commis
sion has handed lu Its report, or. rather,
five reports, for each of the five com
missioners bud a special duty to per
form I'rof. Alexandra Betocchl was
to Inquire into the posible effect upon
the lagune; I'rof. Nazzanl. hygienic re
sults; I'rof. Coen, effect on commerce
Prof, lioubee, cot of construction; and
I'rof. Luigi Hossi artistic results. With
the exception of the last, the commis
sioners rather Iwtr the questions as
signed to them, although I'rof. Bet
occhl, Nazzanl nnd Coen suggi-sted
rebuilding of the old bridge wj aR to
permit a freT flow of water than is
now possible; the "laguna tuorta'
would then cease to be stagnant, "ma
laria" would disappear, while If the
bridges were to be broadened freer ac
cess could ! had with the mainland.
As to Slgnor K'.ssl, with fine old Ve
netian cynicism, he neither deplores
nor yet advocates the proposed Innova
tion. "So much of beauty has dlsitp
peared from the city," he says, "tliat
the most monstrous modern thing
inlcht even be harmonized with the un
couth remnants of the shattered glory
that remain. Between the ugly strue-
ures of mere utility and the dlscanied
and shunned or pillaged splendor thire
Is little to choose."
Deepest Hole In I lie World.
The deepest hole In the world Is In
Germany, near Leipzig. While boring
for coal Captain Hnyssen made some
very valuable observations. He got
down to a depth of 5,T!K) feet, nnd to
do so cost him SoO.iHK), a record sum
for a single experiment of which the
main purwise was to add to scientific
knowledge. The hole was less than
lialf a foot in diameter nt the surface
nnd tapered off to the thickness of a
man's finger. A cosily diamond drill
liad to bo used; the rods to which It
Kvaji attached weighed twenty tons and
could not be put together or taken to
pieces in b-ss than ten hours.
The Strong I'otntJt.
Brltton Your heroes of the revolu
tion, your Ko-callcd patriot generals,
were really a common, Illiterate lot.
Most of their correspondence was not
only ungrnmninticjil, but"
Ynnkle They did play hob with the
king's LTigllsh, sure enough."-Philadelphia
Press.
Koglite nflho I n I ore.
In s course of lectures delivered be
fore the Knghit'crlng Society of Bir
mingham University, Kir Oliver Lodge
recently advocated the. use of the
s eun tirbitie. lie expressed a belief
t.iRt the turbine engine of the futuie
would uu gas rather than steam.
Not That Alone.
His Sister I'ooli, Dick, that's no
way to kiss a girl. If you ever get
married, what do you suppose your
wife would think of sucb a kiss?
"H'm! I don't expect lo marry I
osnolaaenr of klsaea," Lift,
Qsuck Reaalla
r. J. IIJ1L Jnatica
of the Peace,
Ctoocord. N. C.
says: ' "Doan's
Kiuiiey Fills
proved a very
efficient reme
dy In my esse.
I osed them for
disordered kid
neys and back
ache, from
which I bad ex
perlenced i
great deal of
trouble and
pain. J he kidney secretions were very
Irregular, dark colored and full of sedi
ment S;uce taking the pills the secre
tions are cleared up, 1 have not had au
ache in my back, my health generally
is Improved a great deal.
Foster Mllburn Co.. Buffalo. N". Y.
For sale by all dealers, price SO cents
per box.
Vaseline.
Everybody koows the crest valns of
this remedy is the household, but every
body does not know that the imitations
f it hirh some aecntid-ctasi drusgitta
dishonorably palm off on their custom
era. have little or no value. What should
b uuderatood bv the public is that it is
ant a mere question of roinparativs value
between "Vaseline" and the imitstious,
but that the imitation! do not effect the
wonderful healing results of the world
renowned "Vawline." and that they are
uot the same thing nor made ia the same
way. Besides this, many of the imita
ttous are harmful, irritant and not sure
to use. while tree Vaseline ia perfectly
B armies.
Perfect asfety therefore lies in buying
only original bottles snd other packages
put tip by the Cheaehrougb Manufactur
ing Co. Attention ia calM to their
Capsicum Vaseline, advertised in another
OiUOIH.
WORTH THE TROUBLE.
Friend "Why do you sell to those
ocitty people If you bae such a
time collcrtlr g the bills?"
Horlsi "Hist! I use them as
stool-pigeons, to lute in the no
bodies who pay cash."
A PL'TIFF-Cr GEM
Mr. Gotham "Is that subv:rb;:n
cottnue that ynu are advertising
rea'ly desirable?"
Ageot "Dt'g rabl"? Why, sir, It's
painted in sixteen colors."
How'i TMer
We offer One Iliiu.lrwl IWIsrt Ilewnrrt fni
any . ae of ( nUrrti tt.ul cuiml he cured br
UaUt Urrli Cure.
. J. ( IU..NKY li CO.. I'rnrw Toledo, O.
We. (lie liudrikiirned, haveknosu F.J tit-nev
for the , vrarn. iui'1 Mir Mm -r!t-ilv
honorable id all liu-im-vi Irau"S tloii4 ami nnaii
i lally l,le lo osxry out any oUiixaliuui nuuio li
tlieir firm.
w.t t. i nist. Wholrssle DniceltU. Tole.)o.O.
W aiding. hlunn & llirlu, whylssaJe Drug
(tl-le. loleiln. I I,ki.
Hull's surrh Cure U taken InlernaJlv, acttus
rtlrts tly uu Mie W.hsI aad iiiik oiu Mirfy ol
Vie system. 1'rWti i-r bolUe. Bukl by nil
DrueuKU. Testlinnnlals tre.
Haol s KsbiIIt i-ios are ie best.
KNEW WHAT HE WANTED.
Drummer "I want a pair of on
frcsg gaiters."
Dealer "There bas been so little
demand for congress gaiters lately
that we have ceased to keep tbetn "
Drummer "H'm I Then give me
i pair of button gaiters and a flte
a ,tpe."
Mabln's Magazine says, "If at first
you don't succeed, dun't count the
first time."
A man doesn't necessarily lead a
dog's life because his wife pets him.
When an individual minds bis own
business he Is one kind of monopolist.
Occasionally women make fools of
men, but they re not respoosl ble
for all the fools.
Among tbe trimmings for dressy
tailor-made suits are oriental em
broideries, fur, braid, and crochet
Insertions aud medallions, tbe latter
round, square and oval, worked ln
colored flax thread or silks and wool.
Trees form a rough guide to tbe
po nts of the compass. The moss In
variably grows tolckest oo tbe north
side, and, where exposed to the sun,
the limbs attain tbe largest dlmeo
lions oo tbe south side.
AN OLD TIMER
Heel Elperlenee.
woman wb has used Postam
Food Coffee sine It cam upon tbe
atarket eight years ago knows from
experience the necessity of tying Pos
ram in place of coffee if one values
kealth and a steady brain.
Ehe says: "At the time Poatnm was
ret put on the market I was Buffering
from nervous dyspepsia and my physi
cian had repeatedly told me not to use
tea or coffee. Finally I decided to take
bis advice and try Pout urn and got a
ample and had it carefully prepared,
lading it delicious to the taste. Bo I
continued Its use and very soon Its
beneficial effects convinced me of Its
value for I got well of my nervousness
and dyspepsia.
"My husband bad been drinking cof
fee all bis life until it had affected his
aerves terrlh'y. I persuaded him to
shift to Postam and it was easy to get
blm to ranks the change, for the Pos
tura la so delicious. It certainly work
ed wonders for him.
"We soon learned tha Postnm does
aot exhilarate or depress and does not
stimulate, bnt steadily and honestly
strengthens tba nerves snd tbe stom
ach. To make a long story short, our
to Mrs family have now nsed Postum
for eight years with completely aatls
fylng results as shown la our fine con
dition of health, and we have noticed a
rather unexpected Improvement in
brain and nerve power." Name given
by Poetatn Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Increased brala and nerve power al
ways fellow the nee of Poetnn ln
place ef coffee, oseetlmee la a very
smarted meaner.
Leek la each package for a eojry ef
ENOOUliAGE VoUK W1ITE.
A aanslbls wife is averse to flattaiy.
but meilted ptaUe dellgbta ber.
She likes Ler buslaad to be Uiougbt
tul of tier, kind and considerate of
bei we.faie. Wtieu bhe Is well and
be-otulngly dressed, a quiet notice of
it is always appteciated.
A word of f raise for a t ire dinner
or supper Often more than compen
sates her for the worry and ork of
preparation.
She wants her husband not only to
be her supporter, but her companion,
remembering tbat it is the kind
voA tba4. often brings her greater
happiness than a new stt of dishes,
tlio.igb presents like the latter are
always welcome.
Hie lik:s to realize that she is
good for sOttietbloK besides a mere
household drudge. She likes to be
petted occasionally, but not In pub
lic GYPSIES SHOULD STUDY LAW.
Hurijlar Hill "These gypsies don't
know anything. One cf 'em told
Gory Uus tbat he'd die on the gal
lows." Dynamite Dan "Well, dido't he?"
Burglar Bill "Naw. He died of
old aire while waiilo' fer a new
trial."
SUSPICIONS SILENCED.
Mrs. Slltudiet "VVb do you bring
the dog into the hous?"
Cook "l'iease, muui, the boarders
always Inquire after him when there
Is sausage fer breakfast."
EXTENSIVE TASTE.
Father "Yes, I admit that your
lover has a go 'd income, but he has
very expensive tastes, very."
Daughter "You auiHT.e uie. What
does he ever want that is so very ex-
enslve?"
Father ' Well, you, for one thln."
PIIOTKSTINO TOO MUCH.
She ((Ioublful!y)-"IIavejotj really
toid tue of all the sins you ever com
milted',''
He (stoutly) "Yes. All
She (sorrowfully) "Then I am not
KOithy of you. Farewell for for
forever."
Another new tiimtnlng for woolen
n'Nterials much usd for the aootn
tnent of skhU conslsti of several
rows of tia'row black or colored ve
vet ribbon atranged horizontally, and
travelled at Intervals with strips Of
co'ored embroideries, the edges of
which com above the velvet.
Female mountain climbers Id
Switzerland, If they are American,
French or English, and value tbelr
complexions, smear their faces with
soot to protect them from the sun's
rays.
Ball gowns scintillate with itch
embroideries, and sashes figure on all
of them.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
Tba Kind Yon Have Always Boogfct
Bears the
Signature
Don't get grouchy; tbe Lord lovea
a cheerful man.
Colored globes in drugstore win
dows were first displayed by tbe
Moors of Arabia and Spain.
Exceaslve coffee drinking Is hurtful
to tbe sight. This is the opinion of
an eminent French scientist.
Too many men waste valuable time
talking about the things they are go
ing to do.
The ancient Romans considered It
effeminate to wear beards. All their
busts, representing tbe famous men
of olden times, are without beards.
I eaa recommend Plan's Core for Coa
amption for Asthma. It haa flreo ma
freat relief. W. L. Weed, Fsrmershurg,
nd.. Sept, 8, 1801.
If you can't say a gooi word for
your neighbor at least you can keep
your mouth shut.
Mrs. WlnaloWn SOOTHIVO SYRUP tor ohtl
dn-n Uieli)ine,iKfli-iia the f urns, rwliinea Inns
a. nil on, llyi,ln cure colic 1'ilotLm bottle
Shads should be pretty sure of any
thing they feel ln tbelr bonca.
Carpets r-an be colored on the floor
with l'LTNAM FADKLKH8 DHC8.
Mustard phis'ers come under the
b"ad of drawing Instruments.
sod-s Dcrasaea. oserMs. orsst b..a. a.
i
YORK
n. o. res - 47.
nibs
Sale 10,000,000
the rAJs-iLra rAvoarrt beoioiii
CANDY CATHARTI C
Yi;W iViriira vVilji
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
Tba Dootora MsMaart
Rt. John. Kaa Nt. !. Tola
bas a feu ulna naatlos) la th caaa aat
a llttla boy, the son of Mr. and abtv
William McBrlda. Dr. tXmm, tka at
tending physician, says:
"Scarlet Fever of a very atallgaaai
type brought this child very aaar t
death and when tba fever left him, a
was semi partly led la the right la
and right arm. tie also lost baarlsuj
ln his Hght ear and his ml ad was)
much affected.
"His parents tried another treatraastt
for a time sod when I was recalled 1
found that be was baring spells vary
like Kpiiepsy and was very bad and
gradusliy growing worse. I advlaad
the use of Dodd s Kidney Pills and la
a sL'x-t time the child began to lav
prove. Inside of a week the Dcrvetf
sfiasms or epileptic seizure ceasad al
together." Mr. and Mrs. McBrlda have toad a
sworn statement of the facta and Dr.
Jesse L. Li i ne bas added his swors
statement saving that Dodd's Kkinary
Pills and nothing else cured tba flta.
There ia no tool like a a old tools
Male gossips are the worst of lb
breed.
Fools who keep tbeir moutua shag
may pass for wise men.
Too many so-called gems of tbougbt
turn out to be paste.
The pale of society can be bad of
any druggist at 50 cents a box
Earthquakes ate responsible for
lot of noo-collectabtu ground rents.
Always alru, a little higher thao
the mark if the mark la a dimple lav
ber thin.
The kangaroos are disappearing ln
Australia. Since 1877 It Is slated
that 7,407,663 of theru have beaav
killed there.
Hints to the Plain Featured. N
matter how plain your face may be,
you can become a styli h and flna
looking woman, If you cultivate a
graceful carriage and a certain indi
viduality iu dress You kouw tbat
the most f.iacinatlng women bava
I ecu plain looking. There is -jf
rlirro of iui a mi, 1 1 1 v t.hiit liufi nnt.h
,Uj wt)aleBI t0 do wUh brlj(ul eyea.
symmetrical features, or pretty hair.
Do all you can to Improve your cuui
plexlon. Cultivate a pleasant ei
ptiHiiiiti by having a cheerful dUpo
slli'ju, and thea train jour body la
symmetry and gncef ulucss. ,
Mottirr Grr's S4t I'owders for ihll
ctrett.
SurcewluMv Used tiy Mother irsy, name la
the i tu lil r ns Hm til New Yor-, ttirou-
ut'Stlon, heTr!hut, lisd Momsib, Ti'A'.h
1"K tils .niiT move and regnlau in Howr-ls
hint lttrov Wounft ivr SuU testimonials.
At all druKvlst, i'-o. t-sirpie. KKkK. Address.
A. S Olu.sted, Leituy, .V Y.
Capsicum Ifaselino
Put lip In Collapsible Tubes. ,
A ftttbraftUBtal for 4 irlr I MttsfteVtt f MW
ex h pUeXsw. esatd will boc bltaur eMH 1eU
kiB. Tha ib1b esllartUMol onraUv qakltUw tattf
rltel r otielrfa). It will au Ika IrTlsHaia sat
our, aad rhea taadaakaaal ealUe.
W rwanaMi it a tit faat na4 aafMi rtrmaaV
Miaur-irriit kaova, atao aa aa antara. reaedr tm
aana la tha chaat aiaal autoaaeb a4 ftU -"TTtltaa
aaoraltfic aud oatr ooaiplalnia
A trtaJ alii arovawbat aa calm for It, m4 U will e
(oaad to la ioealteabia In tba boaaahold. bJaa J palt
at "It 1 tba baat of all your aratratloaa "
rricsa 16 oaata, at all 4rvi(tai. or oifeor aalafa. ar bj
aaadiouj thi aanaunt la aa ta aataa ataaiaa. mm wiM
fn4 jou a l tba bf mail.
No art tela eh aa 1 4 b f4 hj ibaawblU aalaatBi
aanaa askmsH or M oUiarviag it U aH aaaalaaa
CKtSf BR010M MAMT ACTIRING CO
17 State Street, New Yerk Crty.
Get tbe cheerful habit.
There is only one thing mote foo4
isb than not adrertlslng worrying.
Napoleon is said to have remarked)
tbat he feared three newpapsrs more
than one hundred tbouaaod bayonet..
What do you do with your even
ings? Many a success haa been made
oo a foundation of home atudy.
Rise up, brothers, and get pay foe.
your labor. Elevate tbe busineaav
and come up with It.
Keep up wltb tbe new Ideaa eve.
If you do not adopt them all.
WEI VfAThfR C0MfO.7Tl
Thawna U no aatUfoction Uarkar
wan oeevo dry and corrrfbrUbla
vhen ottl In the hardest storm.
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