Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, July 03, 1902, Image 6

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The Hobo Chant.
r HO wouldn't be ' a hobo,
All free from care and
worry?
Who would be a hobo,
That's never in a hurry?
Who wouldn't be a hobo?
Who wcu'.Jn't be a hobo.
Always hummin' chuck?
Who wouldn't be a hobo,
A'trustin' all ter luck?
Who wouldn't be a hobo?
Who wouidn t be a hc'oo?
He's the cipher uv the earth.
Who wouldn't be a hobo,
Either sad, or full uv mirth?
Who wouldn't be a hobo? ?
Who wouldn't be a hobo.
With a rummy leokiu' nose
Who wouldn't be a hobo.
That's known as dusty clothes?
Who wouldn't be a hobo?
"That's the chant the hobos had
down on the bank uv the river the other
afternoon," said Uncle Bill. "Shake
Rag will be noted hereafter as a con
vention village, as we were honored by
the Light Prestage brigade who had
their campfire built au' was proceedin'
ter draft a set uv resolutions, jest as I
dropped down on 'em."
"Did they recognize you as one of
their fraternity?" asked the editor.
"Yes, they accepted me as one uv
'em, 'fore I could explain, so I thought
I'd carry out the joke on myself an' see
what was goin' on," continued Uncle
Bill. "Then they said 'interduce yer
self. brother.' I told 'em I was known
as Shaggs, out in the Klondike, where
gold was plenty, an" say! every hobo
took off his hat ter me an' bade me
welcome."
"How many were there?" asked the
editor.
"Six besides myself," replied Uncle
Bill. "There was 'Dusty Jim,' got his
name 'cause he could kick up more dust
along the highway than eny man what
ever come over the griddle. He used
ter own a cattle ranch out in Kansas,
hut the beef trust give him the wrong
steer an' put him on the 'hog.'
"Tinker Peter used ter own a jewelry
tore in Elgin, III., an' some feller run
away with his wife an then Pete ran
away with himself an' never was head
ed off ontil he fetched up in the garb
uv a tramp. He gits lots uv flxen
watches an' clocks ter do, an' as soon
as he gits a little cash on hand he goes
ter a saloon an' starts in ter fix his
troubles.
'Grubby Chuckles' has a father
back East somewhere who's rich, but
he don't know 'Grubby' eny more,
"cause he's goin' ter give him a lesson
with experience as a teacher. The last
letter he wrote ter 'Grubby' he told him
that the only thing he ever need look
for from him agin was advice,
t "Then there was 'Weary Camp. He
always had that tired feelin' and' It
was an awful job fur him ter carry It
'round with him, but he said he never
could unload it.
'"Trucky Rider' got his name from
jumpin' under the cars onto a truck
an' passin' himself 'round the different
parts uv the country.
" 'Pica Rule' kept the gang with the
news, as he would bum exchanges from
the printing offices. I see that they was
a jovial set uv loafers, an" as they had
nothin' in sight ter eat, I told 'em that
I would appoint myself a committee ter
prepare the banquet feast. So I started
an' went over home an' got a basketful
nv grub, which consisted uv coffee,
bread an' butter, eggs, doughnuts an'
sich like an' say yer ought ter uv seen
'em look with wonder at the lay-out I
brought tbem. The tomato cans begun
ter rattle an' every one was makin' his
coffee. They wanted ter know how I
got it an' I told 'em that I had been
a 'grub' gitter all my life, an' always
expected ter be. Sometimes yer see a
feller can tell the truth without lyin'. "
"Yes. truth is stranger than tramps
at times," remarked the editor. "What
did their resolutions contain?"
"Wall, after they got through eatin'
they commenced on resolutions, an'
they drafted a set as would make a con
gressman quit his job. 'Pica Rule' be
In' the best scholar among 'em. set ter
work ter put them into a legible form
an' here they are." said Uncle Bill, as
he handed a parchment roll to the edi
tor with the remark, '"tain't very good
writin'."
The editor took the manuscript, eyed
it curiously for a moment, then pro
ceeded to open it. and as he djd so he
exclaimed, "Whereas!"
"Yes, that's the start uv it," asented
Uncle Bill, and as the editor hesitated,
said, "Let me take it. I can read It"
The editor passed it back to Uncle Bill,
who commenced with:
"Whereas, the Royal Hobos of Amer
ica are now choosin' delegates fur King
Edward's coronation, an'
"Whereas, King Edward Is the roy
alistest hobo what ever lived he never
worked, an' never will, therefore be it
"Resolved, That we in national as
semblage shall choose one uv our most
royal hobo to represent ns at his cor
onation; an further be It
"Resolved, That the delegate so chos
en must have a royal record, 1. e.: never
baa worked an' never will, so as ter he
on an equal footing with his highness,
an' bis family uv mendicants, now feed
In' off or the fat uv the land, who never
worked an' never will. An' be It
"Resolved, That we petition congress
to appropriate a sum sufficient fur the
.royal maintenance ut the hoboa, who
ao loyally, without visible means uv
sffgport, sustain royalty in this country,
u wq hw worked an' never will. An'
fcs K farther
"KMoivea. That If In a weak moment
Mjr wf m have ever stooped to work
Hi ot ci shall at tfca corona-1-1
Wnri i parte, for
L wmti a stay
as ev
Lpf ECSArt iwaa
w
vention we shall choos from our royal
assemblage a king uv hobos who shall
preside over our royal family uv hobos,
an' do the principal part uv the gam
blin', as we are too busy bumniin'
chuck ter waste our precious moments
in such idle nonsense.
"Resolved. That President Roosevelt
is too strenuous entertaining foreign
royalty, when he so sadly neglects bis
royal hobos at home
"Resolved, That we sing the Hoho
Chant an' adjourn fur the purpose uv
huntln' our royal budwoirs."
"Then they sun another verse uv
the chant." said Uncle Bill, "which I
jotted down, an' it runs like this:"
" 'Who would'nt be a hobo,
Lookin' for a quiet still?
Who wouldn't be a hobo
Ni-vvr work, an' never will? -
Who wouldn't be a hobo?'
"After singin' that verso they ten
dered 'Shaggs' a vote uv thanks fur
their banquet an' wandered in different
directions lookin' fur some royal place
ter sleep," remarked Uncle Bill. "This
country don't take care uv its royalty
like Europe does." And as he started
out the familiar refrain, "Who
wouldn't," etc., etc., seemed to follow
him.
FAULTS OF PRONUNCIATION.
Maltreatment of Various Words in thi
English Language.
London Chronicle: A correspondent
points out that our pronunciatlor.
(which is too often "pronounciation")
has its faults. It is only too true, and
"Gibraltaer" is a rock on which many
split. "Heighth" is a common mlstakt
and a few months ago thousands oi
people were convinced that they wert
in "Febuary." Not one man in e
hundred calls an isthmus anything but
an "ismus." And "aerated"! The
maltreatment of that word demands f
common injury. But there have beer
heard such common fractures as
"aereated" and "aeriorated." Aftei
that "diptheria." which merely lose
an "h," is a mild case.
Foreigners, however, may be excus
ed, since their mistakes are usuallj
cue to a superfluity of conscience. Oni
may sympathize with a Frenchman whe
puts faith in any rule as to the pronun
ciation of "ough." The plural of "po
tato" may have no terrors for him, but
set him to pronounce this sentence, in
vented by Punch: "A rough-coated
dough-faced ploughman strode, cough
ing and hiccoughing thoughtfullj
through the streets of Scarborough.'
The foreigner who could take that feticf
would deserve Immediate naturalizatior
as he alighted.
In regard to the popular pronuncia
tion of "Berkshire," "Derby," anc
'clerk," a correspondent reminds ut
that the late Professor Freeman dis
cussed the question some twenty yean
ago In the nineteenth century. Pro
fessor Freeman's view was, that it did
not matter whether we say "Bark
shire" or "Burkshire," since both are
equally wrong. He supposed that tht
original and proper sound of the first
syllable was the same as that beard ic
"berry" or "Berwick," when they are
not pronounced, as they are in many
provincial district, "burry" and "Bur
rick." If you take a Scotsman unawares
he will invariably revert to the original
and proper "Bairkshire" and "clairk."
FIRE-FEOOF RAILWAY CARS.
What Prussian Government Official!
Are Seeking to Accomplish.
Harper's Weekly: The managers of
American railways might, to their own
great advantage as well as that of their
patrons, take a leaf out of the book of
the government railway control of
Prussia. These o" cials have ordered
that experiments should be made look
ing toword the substitution upon the
30.000 miles of railroads which they
operate of noncombustible cars for the
more or less inflammable boxes In
which the public are now transferred
from place to place. The steel trucks
are. of course, already comparatively
safe from destruction by fire, but the
Construction Vl tQs BUptriouuuun; Ot
these coaches has always been of such
a nature as to be something of a men
ace to the traveler's safety. The walls
and floor3 and general trim of passen
ger cars have ordinarily been con
structed of wood that are peculiarly
inflammable, and the use of oils in
their cleansing and decoration has in
tensified the danger. The Prussian
facts, are to be in the direction ot mak
ing floors and walls oi materials chem
ically treated so as to make them non
combustible, and of the construction of
seats stuffed with fire-proof cocoanu;
fiber and having asbestos coverings.
It is an important step and in the
right direction; and in a country like
our own, where there is so much more
travel and a correspondingly greater
duty for conssrvin gthe security of the
traveling public over more than 180,000
miles of road-bed, it would seem as if
it would be a wise precedent for the rail
way authorities to follow. As a rule
our railways are exceptionally well
managed, and the traveler In the Un
Ited States gets a vast amount of com
fort and convenience at a very slight
personal risk, but the further step to
ward the making of fire-proof coaches
would serve to greatly reduce that risk
to a minimum which would amount al
most to its total extinction.
In Vienna every man's home is bis
dungeon from 10 p. m. to a. m. Vienna
Is a city of flats, and r.t 10 p. m. the
common entrance door of each block Is
closed and bolted. Thereafter persons
passing in or out must pay a line of 2d
to the concierge until mldnlgtu, and 4d
from tbat hour to 6 a. m. To go out to
post a letter costs 2d, and tbe same
amount to return. To prolong a visit
to a friend after 10 p. m. means 2d to
get out of his bouse and 2d more to
enter you own. A natural result of this
irritating tax Is tnat of all capita) cities
Vienna Is earliest to bed.
Sermon vs. Millinery.
She Why, I thought the sermon re
markably short I'm surprised that
you should consider it long.
He But I wasn't wearing a new bon
net to church for the first time, with
the consciousness ' at all the other
at It, falls!
ODD TAIL OF EGYPTIAN GREYHOUND.
Striking and remarkable i3 the draw
ing of a greyhound that is one of the
surprising finds of the last year in
Egypt. The astonishing feature of this
drawing is the curious knoblike ending
of the tail, clearly defined and portray
ed, which gives a vivid glimpse of the
strange und hitherto unknown type of
animal.
This ball-like termination of the tail
is a puzzle to scientists, who are un
able to account for or to trace its
origin.
A noteworthy outcome of this find is
the iact that the existence of the pure
type of greyhound is pushed back to
greater antiquity than was supposed.
This illustration of the animal is con
sidered to be the oldest In existence,
and was executed some 5,000 years ago.
CLOCK MADE
Probably the moat elaborate floral
piece In the world is the great flower
clock in the public park in Detroit. It
consists of a great green base, with a
huge clock dial, perfect in every detail,
some seven feet in diameter. The var
ious dials and the hours are laid out
accurately, Including the hands.
I he floral clock is a permanent em
blem throughout the summer months.
Tim thousands of flowers which cot- -
pose it are all living. Taey tie planted
early each spring in the great base of
earth. The clock is never taken apart
for repairs until tbe late fall. It takes
THE LION OF
ajUI.O.aSB!
bums
Of the many treasures discovered in
the East by the German expedition, of
which Dr. Robert Koldeway is the lead
er, not one is or more interest man tne
Hon recently unearthed In the palce of
King Nebuchadnezzar,
It is fashioned of many-colored glaz
ed tiles, in the form of a mosaic, and
Is regarded as one of the choicest speci
mens of that kind oi art tbat has ever
been found. Mons of this type used to
adorn the outer and Inner walls of East
A BROKEN PITCHER.
It was found on an elaborate wall paint
ing on one of the royal tombs near
Thebes.
The tomb was that of one of the
famous Thebeau kings, who reigned
from 2800 to 3000 B. C. The monarch
was a great sportsman and the walls
of the spacious interior of his burial
chamber were highly ornamented with
hunting scenes. The king 1b depicted
several times, a'ong with his favorite
greyhounds, on hunting expeditions.
Antelopes Reem to have been the
raost hunted of all wild game at this
early period. They are frequently
shown being pursued by the greyhounds
and hunters with long spears. It is,
however, as a wonderful type of that
dog and a marked variation of the
usual type that is of especial interest
to naturalists and fanciers.
OF FLOWERS.
tour expert gardeners the greater part
of a month to construct the great
emblem.
The flowers are selected from a great
assortment, and more than 5,000 sepa
rate plants are required to completed
cover the base. These are arranged
with greatest care, so that the colors
will be In striking contrast. The var
ious parts of the face, may be recog
nized for a considerable distance.
Even when the flowers have been care
fully planted the clock requires con
stant care. The plants must be trimmed
almost daily to keep the face clear and
distinct.
BABYLON.
ern palaces, and were also often placed
in front of the outer doors, presumably
because their grim aspect enabled them
to perform admirably the duty of
watchman.
As Nebuchadnezzar resigned during
the sixth century before Christ, this
novel work of art must be at least 2,400
years old. It was In fragments when
the German explorer found it, but all
the pieces were recovered, and It was
not difficult to place them In thc-lr orig
inal positions.
Representative Babcock of Wisconsin
shaved off his luxuriant black beard
the other morning and the doorkeepers
refused to admit him to the floor of the
house until he had been Identified. Mr.
Uabcock had not been shaved before In
15 years and as he walked down the
aisle toward bis seat the members
looked searchlngly at blm, many fall
ing to recognize their colleague because
of the absence of bis whiskers.
Of the last two hundred grand vlzcers
of tbe aultan of Turkey not more than
24 have died naturally. One hundred of
them were poisoned and 66 of the others
were either beheaded or drowned in the
Botpborus. Of the remaining 40 tbe
cause of death cannot be traced. One
of the vision was only four hours in
office, and another occupied tbe position
, for only 10 minutes, being strangled a
us end oi uat time.
QUERIES.
If mon re living on m tr
I wonder how thins arc un r
I)o f;thlon make tlie
And do advcrttHt'int'iita
Mnrt'.n
deceive'.'
Io agents for dramatic rot
Assert they have what they
have not
Are jewels lost to boom a sliow?
Ar scandals told to make ti:-n go.
Have they the peg-top trousers then-?
And trailing skirts do women wear?
Do s'rls for wealth and till - strive.
Uec-ause of which divorce coums thrive.
Does glitter there the mind enchant?
And have they much of foolish cunt?
Is all their nympathy for foe.
If-gardless of their soldiers woes?
Do they court-martial men who ntht,
And claim the foe is always right .'
Do wheelmen there forsret the ll(?ht
Aa they go scorching through the night?
Do automobiles wildly race
At most unlawful, frightful pace?
And are the people up tn Mars
Forever dodging trolley cars?
And are they ruled In politics
By shamelens demagogic tricks?
Do men at times reforms promote,
And for reform forget to vote?
Po thetr assessors need an ax
To part the rich man from his tax?
Do men combine, by some device,
To put the food at higher price?
Well. 1f these things they do not do.
'd like to go there wouldn't you?
Klliott Flower in lirooklyn Eale.
ON A PARTY LINE.
BY JEAN'N'RTTE II A HERMANN"
WALWORTH.
(Copyright, 1901, by Authors' Syndicate.)
"N
UMBER?" Short, incisive, per
emptory.
' "Three hundred and two
three rings, please." Courte
ous, musical, shy.
The trumpet holder could not quite
divest herself of the idea that the giv-
ng of Miss Jemima Bolton's number
would reveal to a lot of giKgling ex
change girls and from thence to the
entire town that she, Uabriclla Mathe-
hon, wanted to ask Miss Jemima when
she would be ready to fit the wedding
gown now under her skilled scissors.
Hello well well," Miss Bolton s
shrill soprano in sharp staccato.
vveil it certainly was not. Across
Miss Bolton's shrill response to her
summons the wires were weaving
strange words in a deep melodious
voice that she knew and knew she
loved, and recognizing no one's super
ior right to its tender utterances, she
applied herself to capture the words
traveling over the party line.
"Well," bawled Mis Jemima, with a
note of exhausted patience in her voice,
'who wants 302?"
My precious, don't you get cross
with your faithful old Steve. You know
J can explain everything to your entire
satisfaction."
Through the warp of Miss Bolton's
importunate "wells" shot the woof of
lover-like protestations. Party line tel
ephones have tragic possibiltles.
"This evening. Theo. I'll make it all
right. Yours truly, Steve."
Oh, me. Oh, my. Why was I ever
born? Why were telephones ever In
vented? Who Is that horrid Theo. any
way? I never knew he knew any Theo.
I might as well ring Miss Bolton off.
It doesn't make a particle of difference
about my wedding dress now. I shall
never marry, never, never."
The trumpet waa still glued to her
ear. The light that glittered in her
blue eyes was not love-born. Her heart
whispered, defensively, that there
might be some mistake. She shook the
trumpet as If it alone were responsible
for all her misery.
Mistake? She mistake Stephen
Wade's voice? Traitor! She supposed
men were all alike deceitful, unrelia
ble, hateful. She was done with them
forever, and having disposed of the of
fending sex with one sweep of her will
she hung up the trumpet and sat down
to weep. !
She felt vaguely comforted by the re
flection that when Stephen came to pay
his regular visit that night he could
easily perceive by tbe size of her nose
and the tinting of her eyelids how deep
iv nis ireaencry nad sunken into her
trusting soul.
Between that bitter moment of tele
phonic detection and the coming of her
lover she tasked her brain to supply her
with oorne cunning device by which she
might bring him to confusion, herself
remaining on the exalted pinnacle of In
Jurpii innocence. Ms last Impressions
of her. after she had told blm good-bye
witn dignity, must be of her superior
ity to all womankind, inclusive of his
horrid Theo.
She would open the discussion with a
general dissertation on the imprudence
or confiding guilty love secrets to the
telephone and, by interweaving the
name of Theo artfully, she could smite
him hip and thigh.
He was quite handsome and Jolly
enough to innpire any girl with jealous
love, but Gabriella Matheson houedshe
was not reduced to the necessity of ac
cepting a fraction of a lover. , If he was
that Theo's "faithful old Steve," that
Theo was cuite welcome to him.
Scanning her pretty, flushed face with
his great honest gray eyes when he
came at the usual hour that evening,
Steve retained her coldly proffered hand
to say: "You've been crying, sweet
heart. What's up? Wedding dress a
mieflt or gloves too small? Tel Its
poor old faithful Steve what troubles
It."
She drew her hand out of his warm
clasp with tragic vehemence.
"Tbc-re it goes again. Oh, Stephen,
how can you be so so de de ce
eeltful? I never would have believed it
of you. I did trust you so imnlicltlv
"Did?" Calmly divesting himself of
bli mahogany-colored gloves he In
formed himself thst he was in for a
stormy session. He seated himself M
near bis lady-love as she would permit
under ibe strained situation and re
marked, composedly:
"Give me a tip, Bella, my darling,
ao' I can catch on and say my little
part. I've got no cue, you see."
"Don't exasperate me, Stephen. You
know I'm not the sort of woman to let
anybody wipe the earth up with her"
"Yes, of course; no, of course I
mean. But then I have never experi
enced the slightest desire tn m.w. .
foorroop of my mopsy-wopty petay-
-; glared at him. "1 do wish
knew if
ti.u are "
ill H'iii "
rJ.vo me fli be
r-ri'-r.t A " .
and eay tbey arc
Well, what of It
... . . von .IT"
scare of the fact
tint 1 have u V 1- n:m-, .u.
Preitv much everybody has cowa-
,);.,, I believe,"
On a arty line
-K.onoinl'al but(fc0nfuslng.
"Very uinftisinE"
Socially when tin-re is a traitor at
one end and a Then at the other.
Traiiors are not good things to have
ut anv end of anv line.'
I should uf; nor Theo's either.
Oh I heard ycUWhen. 1 wiih
?had not No Idrt't. It Is much bel-iaveDr?muVhe-..rh
It should all
Uvt. com;- ot.t 'kI(o-o .n.-tcad of AlUT
"Yepf'iut what s-.rt of sr. Irruption
is coming out arid on who'"
"Disruption, Stephen, yem had bettr
Stephen lauphed-a heartless iro
ceedl K but the t ta of It lingered in
hit eyes long after his lips had taken
on the- most melancholy curves.
"I hate to be laughed at, but I sup
pose you and your Tbeo will have no
end of fun at my expense when you go
to see her to explain everything to her
entire satisfaction.
c. i,,. r.nhrielia. a rnnn must love
a woman a tremendous lot to stand this
ort of thing without a kick. Have you
not faith at ail In me.'
"Oh repeat it. I heard you ask her
that very question this morning."
"But I can explain everything satis
factorily." , ...
"So I heard you (ell her. Vs, I did,
Stephen, you need not try to deny It
Stephen got up with dignified com
posure and began drawing on his gloves
in stern silence. If her very damp
handkerchief had not Intervened she
might have delected the smile lurking
under his m'ltitache.
"Stephen, will you deny that you
talked to Theo somebody over the tel
ephone this morning?"
"No; I don't deny it."
"Or that you called yourself her poor
old Steve?"
"Dont deny that, either."
"Or that you begged her to trust
you?"
"Correct"
"Because you could explain every
thing to her entire satisfaction?"
"Correct again."
"Well?"
"Well, good-night. Gabriella." And
he was actnally gone. Gone without
one word of explanation- The next
morning a mysterious parcel was de
livered by express at Miss Gabriella
Matheson's door. It wag accompanied
by a note from Stephen Wade. A note
which began and ended somewhat ab
ruptly. "I told you I had a comical wedding
present for you. Her name Is Theo.
She la a wonderful linguist I hope she
will say her little piece like a good girl.
On the other page you will find a for
mula for starting Theo's tongue. She
was given to me by a married roan, who
says he found her invaluable during
the honeymoon and that the man who
gave her to him said the game. Theo's
mission in life Is to show newly-married
men how like parrots they can con
duct themselves."
"Parrots?" Mlse Matheeon drew oft
the heavy bagging that she had left
about her bulky wedding present until
she should decide if Steve's note waa
sufficiently apologetic to admit of a
reconciliation.
"So Theo Is a parrot?"
Hearing herself called by name tbe
uncanny bird snapped viciously at her
new mistress and shrilled out her cat
echism. "Don't talk to me, sir. Don't come
near me. Tretty hour of the night for
a newly married man to be coming
home."
'Twixt laughter and sobs Gabriella
turned to the second page of her lover's
note. Q. 1 she asked: "Haven't you
any faith at all in your poor old Steve?"
"I detest you, sir. I am going home
to my mother. Yes, I am this very
day."
"But, Theo, I can explain everything
satkfactorily." ,
"Don't gpe&k to me, Blr; don't come
near me."
Gabriella shuddered and loe'ted at the
feathered monitor with aversion. Did
she herself contain such hateful possi
bilities? She rushed to the telephone
and called up her fiance:
"Stevey.' she called, In repentnt
tones.
A Jolly laugh came to her over the
wires.
"Stevey, please don't he haWtil. If
you'll just send here and take this hor
rid thing away from me I'll promise
you faithfully never to say the parrot's
catechism as Jong as I am your wife "
"Sorry I can't oblige you. (b-ar but
I m under contract for Thea's board anil
lodging until rny next chum needs lr
services. Havo I explained everything
to your satisfaction?"
"Ye-es. but I hate your Tb'o as bad
ly a I did before."
"Theo Is your patron safety saint.
Sho him come to May." And Theo
stayed, but as the old formula fell ni
innocuous d'wtude Gabriella had In
give her fresh legions.
The new parrot's eplKtlo made for
peace and harmony in thit pretty n(.
home to which Ste-hen Wade ioon afr
conducted his bride-
YACHTMEN'S HTJMOE.
Anything But Humorous, However
to Persons Chiefly Concerned '
Pearson's Magazine: There ! ,
fund of dry humor in th. VkTppr
yachts. I remember a erv fit
rtifihln? up to tho skipper of Ty
thwmaklng good wes'lT.'
"Oh captain, captain!" Md y. ..b
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you have to do I. A ki"1' r' .
trick of the Atlantic liners
sink one of 'cm." ' 7m mlk'
A?aln I recollect' dWly brM. ,
away rrom a yfccht lying
roadstead, T " s
Pat on nasty tlds Zi U ,h
mm, BKipper," J
he mak a mistake he'i : "
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and the dinghy cost 10 Z
wretsry Root, announces hi.
Won to the converting of rlrtT
Henry tuo a public park.