Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, October 24, 1901, Image 7

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    War rite Called II I m Warry.
Two young Pulladelsblana, who
were Introduced to each other by a
friend of bota the other dy. Bcrutln
Unl each other clostly, and then one
of them said: "1 think I used to know
you. Didn't we sail together n the
ftchoolship Saratoga about twelve
years ago?" "Yea, I remember you
"ery well now," replied the other.
"You weren't us tough aa the iwst of
im. We thought you were a dude.
We called you llary, didn't weT" "Yes;
I remember the sJckname perfectly."
"ttiy did they call you Mary?" ask
ed Cbe mutual friend. "To the beat at
Biy recollection," said Hie young man
who had been so aamed, "it waa be
cause I used a tooth brush!" The
two former shipmates laughed heartily
as the' recalled the old, careless day.
ma Lived in Three Contort.
Another of the three-century cen
tenarians, who is quite ready for her
obituary. Is Mrs. Elizabeth Hunt, of
Brooklyn, who, by the record in the
family Bible, was born 101 years ago
Saturday, and though her sight and
memory are falling, she is out every
day and her delight la taking trolley
trips.
The secret of ignorance is not to
know your lock of wisdom.
t Mrs. Aladtson'a Cat.
Polk City, la., Oct. 14th. Fer over
ten years Mra. E Izabeth P. Madison,
respected lady of this place has suf
fered most severely with Kidney
trouble complicated with derange
ments of the bowels and liver. Rheu
matism another painful result of de
ranged Kldneya added ita tortures to
her burden of pain.
Treatments and medicines without
number were tried; physicians also
exhausted their skill, but all to no
purpose.
At this stage of the ease a treat
ment of Dadd's Kidney Pills was re
sorted to and the results were simply
;m!ruculoun, from the very first box an
Improvement was noticed and the
continued treatment resulted In a
complete cure.
This remarkab'o cure created a de
cided senpation in the neighborhood
because of the complications of the
case as well as Its severity and appar
ent hopclesrncss.
i Upon Investigation Dodd's Kidney
Pills are found to be the only remedy
that has ever cured Bright's Disease,
Diabetes or Dropsy and these hitherto
Incurable diseases are readily con
quered by this remarkable remedy.
A woman can't see any farther than
the end of her nose If It has a plm
"lo on It,
It doesnt' follow that because a
woman hasn't read all the latest books,
she Is Intellectually your Inferior.
Plao'a Cure cannot be too highly spoken of M
cough core. J. W. O UtiiE.v, 82S Third Are.,
'. allnneapolla, Mian., Jaa. 6, 1M0.
Every plain, Intellectual woman la
just tho least bit envious of a hand
some silly one.
EVERY MAN
WOMAN AND CHILD
who suffers (rom
Rheumatism
abould use
! St. Jacobs Oil I
It Corajueri Pain, sets Ilka
marlc, and hat no eiual on
earth as a painkiller.
Price, 25c and 50c
OLD IIT ALL IlEALEIUS IX MEDIClJfX.
ENORMOUS CROPS
North Dakota has Just harvosted a won
derful crop of wheat and flax. Reports
from tho various railway points along the
"Boo" Line show yields of 25 to 38 bushels
to the acre of wheat, and from 15 to 20
rliuahcla of flax pr acre. Flax Is now
brlmtlng I1.2G per bushel. Moat of th
rrop waa rained on newly broken land, so
I hat the flrat crop pays for the farm and
all tho labor, and leave- a Lin.lm.uiu profit.
There la still plenty of good free govern
ment land open for entry; also good open
ings to go Into hiiHlneBs In the new towns
slonir tho "Boo" Lino. 1'or descriptive clr
nilara, maps and particulars, wrlto to D.
W. Casseday, Land Agent, "Eoo" Lino,
Minneapolis Minn.
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Scnyer'e Slickers
Jawrer'n "EareUler nrtiatl" Snlss
nit Blk-k.n are n,r tict trateriireufaar
taenia thiwtril. Mario rri.m 1 h ma
terials sad warranted wairrnrael'. aiada
toaUiid tha rm(li.t work an. I Wiatlirr.'
I.eeai far I lie trade mark. If 7ar daaltf
U. M. a AWT?) V smis, !. Jbrra.,
i.aM CaaakrMav. Bias.
nnADQV"n DltC OVERT, nves
aIC0 I quick iViafMidrursa worst
PouK or trsitmoeiuia sad la ears trsatmaut
ML It. at. IUU1 MIS, B a, auaaaa. Oa.
F!1itfiMT AMIRIQAN LADY, 1nrtpn4-
Writ rm'r txh, wanla '"l liunmt
aaansa ansa, t, aaroist.,iuMatu,ui.
I M an(k Srrup. Tax Um. Cm I I
lalHaa. nlitty inagtwa, i
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WATER FOR JVHUSALEH.
AnrintU .ateaernolrs of Kaleuuua Asm Htft
ill Ksistavo,
The Tim glvs a most intorwitin
account uS the work of reopening the
ancient supply of wator Id Jerusalem
which has at last bera undertaken
By the lurks, the occasion bolfur
great scarcity of water ;b the city. The
ancient .reservoirs of Solomon are still
In existence and still t,n s..r.r.!v
of clear enorald-green vater. Tho
conduits arelo there, tbi.n in m-.m
and so is the sealed fountain find lui
most a inject stonework which
uii'-s me re-wvoirs. Apparently the
new worX ccmHlsts, not in rejalrlag
the old stone twnduits. bnt In Ij-vln
a 10-cent pipa direct from "the sealed
fountain," which is a natural aprlaj
in tho limestone rock; but the pipe
win roilow the course of the old con
duit. The present .governor, Mahom
nied DJevad Paru i3 said to take a
great deal of interest In the scheme.
and to contemplate bringing waier
also from Bceroth, "the place of
wells," to the north side of the cit7.
At tho same time tho work of re
pairing the Virgin's fountain i. e., tho
eprlng which supplies the Pool of El
loam is poliig on. The wator passes
from the fountain to the pool through
a tunnel built by Hezlkir.h. It waa In
this tunnel that was found the earliest
Hebrew inscription now Ln tho muse
um at Constantinople which commtrm
oraies the cutting of the tunnel, and
tells how the navvies workine from
each cud met in the middle, Just as
they will do under the Slmpion.
This fountain haa an Intermittent
flow that is, after several hou-3' flow
there is a complete cessation for a
short time, and then tho water runs
again. Curiously enough, the fountain
was almost destroyed a few years ago
by an attempt to increase tho flow
by blasting. Lately, however, aomo of
the villagers of Siloam offered to re
store the liow it they were given a
hundred napolcc-.na. They stopped up
the holes through which the water ran
to waste, and received the reward. It
U a ciiriotia example of the heredit
ary instinct for managing, the water
supply having to be called ln to cor
rect tho errors of eclence. London
Spectator.
lotnlllcrnee of the Rnall.
M, Jourdain, a French scientist, has
expressed the belief that few animals
have a keener appreciation of music
than snails. This will be a startling
statement to many st us, who have
been accustomed to look upon snails
as about the most stupid creatures In
the world. A casual inspection would
indicate that tho slow creatures have
little feeling of any kind. However,
M, Jourdoln says that If you place
some snails oa a pane of glass you
will find that as they move along they
will make musical sounds similar to
those which a person can produce by
wetting the finger and rubbing It
around a glass tumbler. Complete airs,
he points out, have been played oa
tumblers In thin way, and he expresses
the opinion that quite aa good results
can be produced by using snails In
stead of fingers. The scientist goes on
to say that, contrary to the popular
Impression, snails are extraordinarily
sympathetic and Intelligent. A care
ful study of their movements indicates
that they derive happiness from the
sounds they produce on smooth sur
faces while crawling along. Their In
telllgonce is proved by the Ingenious
methods they seem to devise to bide
themselves from the hurts which mem
bers of the animal kingdom and the
human family are apt to inflict
Oiona on Tap.
Travel de luxe will become an actu
ality when each railway carriage sup
plies its own o7.one. The idea orig
inates with tho Lancet, which offers it
to the attention of directors. Now
that most of the companies have suc
cessfully adopted a system by which
each carriage on Its Journey develops,
by means of a dynamo attached to the
axel-trees, lta own current of eltec
trlcity for lighting purposes, there is
no reason why the same current should
not be utilized to ozonize the air of
tho compartment. The quantity of
ozone required is umall. The result
would be to destroy aerial lmpurltlos
and unpleasant smells, and give the
air a degree of freshness like unto a
sea breeze. Railway headache under
tho new condition becomes a thing of
tho past; a long Journey a health re
storer. Now, which of the lines will
be the first ln the race to ozonize Its
system? Oniy ono drawback threat
ens. Patcr-familles goes off with his
family to the seaside chiefly to pick
op a little ozone. Maybe he will think
It sufficient in future to take thera for
a run on the Underground or the
"Tube." I,ondon Telegraph.
Alphabet on n l'ln'a Hand.
H. A. Honseai, a Baltimore engraver,
Is credited with a rernarkablo feat. On
tho head of a pin one-sixteenth of aa
Inch in diameter it Is said bo has en
graved all the letters of tho alphabet.
They are arranged In two circles, with
the character & In the center. All the
letters are capitals.
Tha "Sorrow of China."
The Yellow river Is styled the 'Sor
row of China." During the last ceo
tury it has changed its source twenty
two times, end now flows into the tea
through a mouth rIx hundred miles
llstant from that of ono hundred years
igo. It Is estimated that Its floods
In the present century have cost China
11,000,000 lives.
Some men would ret along better on
the journey of life if they didn't con
itilt so many contradictory fulds-
kooks.
St Louis street cars killed elfhtv
IVrfcaps they on!! It u. sic Vfiplpe hU
beciwasae they itaiimes get "stove
In."
KTM'T SPOIL YOUR CI.OTIirS.
TTaa Ked Cross Bull Blue and keep thets
white mow. All groeero. 5c, o package.
It but always the clock with the
loudest tick that keeps the best time.
SMtruiNCE STARCH
should tie in -eve-" household, mone so
Kood, kfHldea 4 z. mnr for 10 csr.ts tiinu
any ouaar .brand of cold water aUtrch.
WO VOl'K (IOTHKU I.o.-:i VTiM-OWTl
Then use Liff.ance Starch. It wi'l keen
them tv'lilto li uz. Ear 10 centa.
Sozodont
25c
Tooth
Powder
Good for Bal Teeth
JNot Bad for Good Teeth
Sxaodont Liquid c lrre Liqatf and Pocder jt,c At
or ay mail tor me prac aaanple lur puauge 3c
HALL & RUCKXL, Uew Yett.
Some men ought to take a day off
and get acquainted with themselves.
PUTJf AM FADELESS DYES are
easier to use and color more goods brigh
ter and faster colors than any other dye.
Sold by druggists, lOe. per package.
A wild steer is dangerous on eirhr
lake or canon.
Bswar rf amntments far Catarrh TlaaS
Contain Hanenry,
Ail mercury -will surely destroy the aenae of
smell and eoa'.pletelj' derange the whole system
wfcen entering it through Uus mucous aurfaeea.
barn article. Khould never iie used except on
prescriptions from reputuhle physicians, as the
clamaKe they will da Is tenfold 10 the good von
run nflBHlhlvilurliia fw.m II.. 11 . ' l
" , j ,..,1., 1 n.u.. 1 1 mi n 1 ..uirra
( une, manufui-tired by V. J. Cheney & Co.
ioiouo, ., contains no mercury, and is taken
intemallv nnti.w rilrAAt lu ,Ki hln ...4
mueis surface of the Kvta. In buying j
Jiair Catarrh Omro besureyouB-t.the(fenulne.
. nru inw5ruawi.iy, ami muaeiD i oieuo, unto.
till W 1 I 'Viunun "1.. ri 1 1.1... r.-, I
uy imicitiKts. price T5c per bottle.
x uujuy fut are me oel
A weman Is never satisfied until
she ca do a thing two different
ways.
We rr.ay stand ou the highest hill
if b are only willing to take steps
enough.
fiTt Prmanpot' y rnrva. arc Kt orurrnnaHM)aftaa
flnrt dwy'a ue of ir. aline Or-t Krve HMMioicr.
aWid tor FKKK Hi. Oil trial xjltla and traallaa,
lakU.il. aUaa, Ltd.. ail ansa St., I'aliau.lukit. fa.
Tho apologist for good Is ready to
condone evil.
GOOD HOUSEKEEPERS
Use tha host. Thsfs vrhj thsy bay Ked
Cross Ball Blue. Atleadinggrocers, 5 cents.
Sclf-dcnifil is the spinal colum
consistency.
Millions of sufferers use Wizard C
for pain every year and call It blessed
Abu me aruggisi, ne knows.
The new beart helps us to pii off
the old man.
Mra. Wlnaloar'B fannrhSnar Hvna
fnr rhi .i.n teerfc'-ff. aofiu iiic guma, reaoeaf fa
vauuiHiuu, auiajiapaia.curoa wiaaouo. aacao
A man's idea of a phenomenon is
another man who never loses bis col
lar button.
When the soul Is on fire its dross
will quickly be consumed.
Ready-made advice very seldom fits.
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