Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, December 06, 1900, Image 7

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MeeMotn.
f ifcuiliij ay the State to treat CATjrojrTO,
Am (unitml or aaonai re
fuBOoa. Ail ohhIioumm foradabad
ready for use no mercury or to.
d) IM'1; for aw no mercari
X 1 & lurioaa medicines bikL No d.
(If) ieottoo from bnsines. Patients
i at a distance treated bj snail sod
aadkaoaase espresa. IdMictwa Mat every
snare, free from fat or bruakaire. ho mdi
(titimlC. O. D., only by agrwimsat. Chtim
arts. Over SO.GuO eases cured. Arre end ezpari-
anes i
lor tai
i an important State totr caw and aaud
Consultation fro and cuiifuiautuu.
meraonallr or by letter.
Seminal Weakness rr&Jf
odbexual Debility, .i
ceasing limn br dreams or with tba arias.
Blea BUd DluMk" 0 Ul lace, rlHM Of UOIl
tha haad, pains In eeck, confurad Ideas ana
fetfaluesa, basbnusiesa, a'aisine, to eoeiety,
o( easaal power, lose ef maubood. impa
le. Me., eared for life. I ea atop sight
lasses, restore wtoil power, wtiia nerve and
Ivmlk Dower.
'.enlarge am) strengwea nu pant.
m Bake iou fit for marriage.
4&trrtfire BudlraHrrnwlvMi ajonrtBd
61 !r lefalla noae Tnslrvtal. ho tiw
d OieCC atnuuenta, no part, DO detenJ
I from bu-Hneiw. Car guaranteed. Hooki
aa-d list of queaUooa free sealed, i
WmCOCl. HWROCtLE,rHIHOtlSTA all Hndsnj
Private Diseases S
Wffl tor both niee M pn. 14 pictures!
UUUtV ,. tn Ufa. with full description of
a DOT dlasaaaa, tha effects end cure, sent Meled
to slain wrar-l-sr for eona to stamps, lot
boald reed this book for the Information U
CDOteiDSa
M. B.-fMat aaaa and aak for listof qnertlnca
Wr- ' -' 4 naioajav, for aaaa oalf.
DR.McGREW,
Office Over 215 8. lath St. j
Office npea cnnllna-.u-.ly from la, m
p an. da! I jr. Bandar from ft a. in. to S p. nij
(Or. M tOrw ai AKe ci.)
THE MOST 81 CCKSlFDI,
SPECIALIST
la tha treatment of nil form r MISKASM
AND D1HOKDKK4 OP MEN O.II.V. 2(1
loara' eiwrlrur. is frxtm In Omaha.
VARICOCELE AN3 HYDROCELE
A rf.KM KXT t VKK (iV A It INTKKI)
K A FKtV I A 4S-wlt.tio.it cut Iik, pain or1
loof time. Tlio yim lir.Kr AND MOX'C
KATliKAI. H UE that fi.is yet lxn !!
aorerod. OH A KG KM LOW.
CVDUIIIC ln " tKa and ron.lil.ion'
dirniLlU curoO, aoil vry tnicn nf th
tat-aiw la thorouk-uly elimlust'O from the
alo.1.
No"IIHKAKINO ODT" on the Kkin or Tuc
r any exiornal app"ranr..- i,t the disc
Wbatnrer. A troauoxnt lhat ia mora uc
cxasfut and far uiiro attafwt'ry iban tha
Hot Hi riqra" tr.'an)--nt aud at In than
ALP THBOOHT. A cure that la guaranteed
lu be psrananaut for lite.
UfCllf WCCC o' younr and nilddle aired
IlLlllMlLpO niru. I.OM OK MAN
OOli, NiKnt ljnart. Kervnux Dfibilttr, !-n
af Brain and Norve Power, loomr Vliror and
fttallty. Flmplxa on the Kaiv, I'alna tn lite
Bark. Fonff t f n I n. Ituatilulurak OVKIi
ioooo CArji ItHtu.
CTOIPTIIDC wUlckl eiiwd with a new
dlnlulUilL and mrniablo liume ir-m-maut.
Kidney and UlaUUer Trouljlea, tiou
trrboea, Oleet.
CtKKa CCARANTKKH.
CHAGES LOW.
Caaanltallon Fraa. TroatirK'Bt by Mail.
Medlcloe flitirery where, free from gare
r breakage, ready for um.
OBioe bourn: ta. m. to 9 n m. dully. Hun
daya 1 a. m. to I p. in. P. O. Hoi ','A. offtca
kvur iU 14 1 ht., betwea Faraam and
Duuglaa rurewt OMAHA NF.H.
IN GOING TO
Chicago and Milwaukee :
Th Wlae Traveler Delects the
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE I ST.
PAUL RAILWAY,
WHY?
It is lb twst foad between Oiniib?
and I tin tweittes.
It has lh moat perfect truck,
ita equlpueutiH the finet.
ta alerpitu cars aro pa 1
ludtnlBK car nervica ti eual U tht
beat hote'h.
fit leclric-llghted traiua ar U-aiu-
heated.
Its general excellence has do equal.
It ia patronlied Iry the teat peojii.
t li the f.vorite route lor ladiea ami
cbildreu a we' I aa for uieii.
It la the most popular road west f
Chicago.
For further information, apply U
nearrttt ticket aent or addrw
F. 7. NRSH-
Uenxrail WnKra Auout.
IA04 FariiHiii O.WAIH
WIHTEB TOURIST RATES v5 OMAHA &
ST. LOUIS AIO WABASH R. R.
KPRCIAIj Tours to Florida. Key VVrr t,
Cuba. Bermuda, Old Mi-xn o.
The Aledlterrarnan and Ori
ent. IfAU" Rates for the round trip t
I many polnta aoiitn on shI-
lat and 3d Tuesday eneti
month.
KATE8 TO Hot Fprlnga. Ark., the fa
mous Water Heaort of Amer.
i tna. on tale every day in the
year.
Ticket now on aale to all the win
ter retort, of the aouth, good reluming
until June 1st, 1W1. Kr rate. le
acrlptlva matter, pamphlrta and any
ther Information, call at O. H. I
L R. Cltjr Ticket Offlr. HIS rarnitn
t., or write Harry E. Moorea. C V. A
fT. A., Onaaha, Neb.
IndUutapoli Journal 'Orabney Diftri
can't make nny headway with lilt
eourtlac." "Why noir "111 rUal la a
railway man Who la always giving the
girl paaa to go aomewher "
COUNTRY OBtltMEWS COIJP'V
UMAHA.VAI. S-W0.7-l00
: STORYETTES. :
TUB SON OP HIS FATHER.
I ah all have to make a lawyer out of
that boy of mine. I don't see any
other way out of It, declared a well
known lawyer with a laugh. He came
Into my office the other day on his
way home from achool and laid a d'.me
)D the deek before me.
"What la th!a for, Hon?" I asked.
"Retainer," he answered aoberly.
"Very well," said I, entering into tht
Joke. "What have I been retained
ipon?"
My boy dug down Into hla pocket and
produced a note from his teacher and
placed It before me without comment
It was to the effect that he had been
"cutting up" and advised a whipping.
"Now, what would you advise?"
asked he Is a business-like voice aftei
I had read the nole and saw the trur
lhat the young rascal had led me Into
"I think that our first move should
be to apply for a change of venue,'
taid I.
"Very well," he answered, "yuu'rf
handling the case."
"Then, we'll turn the note over to
rour mother," said I,
I saw the young imp's face fall at
this, but he braced up and s.ild:
"Se here, dad, you're bound to sep
me through on this, 'cause you've ac
cepted my retainer, you know!"
"I'll argue your case before the
court," 1 answered, "but you will have
to accept the decision. 1 would not dart
to attempt to Influence the court."
Well, I pleaded the boy's case, had
It promptly thrown out of court, ana
the boy got what he deserved a good
whipping.
It was the first time I ever played
false to a client.
JCVN3.9 CITY GIRL AND A TOO
PTtKSH FRENCH TOL'TlI.
A funny story Is told in Paris of u
Kansas City girl who was studying art.
It happened several years ago, but ha?
cot hart Interest even now In the Ijitln
quarter. For some occult reason oi
inexplicable whim the masculine stu
dents disapproved of nallor hats worn
by the Knglish and American girls, and
made themselves generally obnvxiou
ty rude comments.
Onu day the Kansas City girl was go
ing to her little room from the atellet
where she studied. In one hand nlu
carried a portfolio, in the other a tight
ly-rollod umbrella. After a time st:e
was followed by a sallow youth, whom
the recognized as a poet and a leadei
In the warfare ujon sailor hats. H'
followed her, block after block, loudly
expres!ng his disapproval of the hat
she wore, until she became exasperated
beyond endurance, especially as his ob
jections took the form a paper and
bread balls thrown at the offending
thapeau. Turning suddenly, but calm
ly, In front of a large safe, she asked
wee try :
"Am I to understand that you de
sire me to remove my hut, Monsieur?"
The poet, long and lank of hnlr and
lean of aspect, answered unhesitating
ly: "At once, Mademolselli'!"
"In America." said Mademoiselle, ge
nially, "gentlemen always remove their
own hats la making a request of the
ladles. Allow me!" And a well directed
blow of the tightly-rolled umbrella sent
the poet's cherished silk hat spinning
into the boulevard under the feet of
horses and wheels of carriages, lit
stood paralyzed, 8n,J tho crowd at the
table, broke Into loud applause, while
the girl escaped safely down a side
street.
Sailor hats ran now t-e worn with
perfect Impunity by the girl art stu
dents. SITE CKKTAINI.Y IU BETTER.
"There are more ways than one to
make a living," suid a demure little
woman with Hashing black eyes tne
other day. "I know a woman who wan
left penniless. She was struck with
Inc ii-T.Lr'.?; of certain kinds of ad
vertisements that are -posted up. Hnp
thought that she could write good ad
vertisements, iitul she thought out a bt
of little rhymes for a certain article.
Kill" submitted them to the advertising
manager of the firm and they were ac
cepted ,and now she is making a deal
of money every year with her verses
extolling certain wn-."
"Pnhawr al'l the Monde, who wnp
with the rli-mure little woman. "1 know
of a case here that die.oounta that."
"I don't belluve I'." id the demure
little woman.
"Well, I do. and I'll tell you about It.
A friend of mine who had been doing
some newspaper work gt.t the craw for
writing advertisements, and she went
round to a lot of place only to tlnd
that they were well supplied with people
to look after that branch of their busi
ness. She did tlnd one him that wa
willing to let her try her Hand, und she
tgnn work. In !. than a year nhe
was comfortably well off for the rest
nf her life."
"lld she Invent some new style of
writing, or something of that kind?"
linked the demure Unit- woman.
"No," repil'-d the blonde, "'she didn't;
but she did better she married th
senior partner."
OUIt FUNNY MAN OS TVAH1ES.
ltables are usuaJly young. Now and
attain specimens nuiy be foun4 if twen
ty years and over. It eat. live, tinmlstaki
able, heard -a-mile-uff babl'-s are always
young.
llablea have features. With a good
microscope you can fee a baby's mm:
It has a high foreheadon that goes
r.ght over to tho back of Its neck. A
baby'a ears are put on for amusement,
lolely lo relieve Its great expanse jf
cheek. The plaoee) where Its eyebrows
ought to be are there, but the eyebrows
have not arrived, which gives rise to a
suspicion lhat liable are bare-faced
creature.
A baby haa eye. Which eye It ohlefly
caea to expreas tiatonlshinent evoked,
no doubt, by the antli a and language
:f those about. It bus a mouth, tin
which It keM for putting Ita hand
ind fct Into, tognther with keya, pen
r, coins, pieces nf ral, and other
id da and ends It muy find lying about.
A baby's mouth Is by far the most
jarful of Ita poss'-salonr. Mablun wear
cloth'. The chl-f objeet uliried at In
Brewing a baby Is to In the baby
imOTig the clothes. If you have a foot
and a half or two feet of baby, you will
require from forty fifty yards of clothes
lo dreae It properly. The reason foi
this la that every baby Is the beat baby
thai waa ever born, ami the fact must
fee emphnftiied. . Ifenldcs. somebody
atafkt wlah to afeal It; and. In auoh a
laat, the longer h had to look for It,
n (renter would b the cbanct or
Ictrhiar Mo.
HOW HE FELT ABOUT JT.
"Of course," remarked the proud
father of six children, "there Is nothing
in all tbe world that makes a man so
sincerely happy as to have around him
a whole houseful of roysterlng children,
every one of them tickled plumb to
death when he cornea home at night,
and every one of them wanting to climb
all over him at one and the same
time. Still, It U possible that there may
be an embarrassment of riches, as the
French say, of even this sort, and when
a baby la of the equalling kind he
sometimes thinks he wouM almost com
mit a crime for tho sake of five or six
minutes of peace and quiet. A friend
of mine, who lives in a flat, is the
father of a rt'gular four-time Eyualler,
and there was an incident at his home
the other evening that has caused hi
wife to look upon him with suspicion.
Albert is one of the miUest-mannered
men that ever lived. Across the ball
from his fiat live two bachelor friends
of his, and you know bachelors are not
jverly partial to babies with unre
strained lungs. Tha other afternoon his
-lf came ln where he was reading, or
trying to, and she was considerably
wrought up.
" 'I've got no use for those two friends
of yours acroes the hall.' fhe said.
" 'Why not, my dear?" he responded
In his usual mild manner.
" 'Because, when Willie was crying
iwhlle ago, one of them said, "Oh, shoot
the baby!" '
f'Oh, did her said the father, rais
ing bis eyebrows, after the manner of
some people expressing surprise or re
sentment or some other emotion.
" 'Yes, he did,' repeated the fond
mother.
" 'And what did you say to that?' he
inquired with a half smile.
"'What could I say?' she asked, the
anger showing in her face.
" 'Really, I don't know, my dear,
hesitated her husband, 'but I thought
possibly you might have Eaid you didn't
have any gun.'
"She couldn't say a word; she dldn t
try to; she Just looked at him in speech
less astonishment and went out of th
room."
A PIPE AND DOG STORY.
A story is told in England of a cer
tain well known nobleman who entered
i smoking compartment of a Caledonian
train, and was followed shortly by an
elderly lady who carried a small and
ibtrufive dog. ,
"This Is a smoking compartment,
he politely said.
"It is not," the old lady answered
with atpcrlty.
"I beg your pardon," persisted the
gentleman, pointing to the legend on
the window, "it is."
"I don't care," she retorted. "At any
rale I never allow any one to Brooke in
my presence."
Sir T eh rugged his shoulders, and.
by-and-by produced a favorite pipe, tha
gift of an exalted parsonage, and com
menced to smoke. A moment later the,
Irate female had snatched the pipe from
him, and Hung it far out of the carriage.,
Quick as thought he is not an Irish
man for nothing the aggrieved smoker
lifted the pet dog and huried It after
the pipe. The lady raved and the
knight sulked shamefacedly until the
next station, when the owner of the de
parted dog gave the owner of the miss
ing pipe In charge. Of course the lat
ter protested emphatically and the ar
gument bade fair to last for many hours
while Justice stood undeirfded by. But
the difficulty was happily solved by tha
arrival of the little dog, who trotted
Into the station, carrying the pipe In
his mo"u1h.
A HAPPY ENDING.
A boy about 19 years old came Into
the Central police station In a Kansas
city, leading a fine shepherd dog by a
piece of rope. The boy'a face was red
and he was crying. A big poHeeman
klnflly asked what was the matter. It
was quite a time before the boy could
stop crying long enough to reply. "My
mother." he sobbed, "is too poor to pay
for a license for yhep, and I brought
him here to have you kill him."
Then he broke out with another wall
as If his heart was breaking. Bhep
tnnri mute and motionless, looking lov
ingly at his young master. A police
man blew his nose very loudly, the
desk sergeant walked out Into the hall,
while the captain remembered that he
must telephone somebody. Then the
chief of ixillce led the hoy to the door,
and patting him on the head, said
gently:
"There, little fellow, dort't cry any
more; run home with your dog. t
wouldn't kill 8hep for a thousand dol
lars." The boy shed tars of Joy now, arnT
ran off with Shep barking and bounding
at his side, and It was hard to tell
which was the happiest.
IN A TINY CRAFT ACItOSS THE SEA
r- - ,..nfi Mint TL-aa hnllf for navlira-
tkm of sheltered waters, Captain Peter
Johansen, mariner, and nts j-year-oia
son Peter have braved the dangers of
the Atlantic. Their little boat came
boldly Into the harbor of Punta Oorda,
Kin., fifty-nine days out from Gibral
tar. The captain and his son are heroes.
It was Captain Johannen's Dual voy
age. Tie has made a fortune from
prise of the sea, and Intends hereafter
to leave to his son and others the
tasks of the ocean. He wished lo make
his voyage one that would be remem
bered long by aeufarlng men.
Captain Johanen left' Punta C-orda
twenty months ago in command of the
Knglish tramp steamer Senator, which
took a cargo of phosphate to Yokohama.
His son went with him 10 learn tbe art
of seamanship.
He was oft the Philippine when the
Senator met a tropical atorm. Hhe rode
safely througn, but ner oecs run ma
,.4 AtiAv an,l nil the anils
destroyed. He had to take the vessel
Into port for repairs.
On hla return voyage to Liverpool the
ni.,wt nn at mmn vmul that
Uttl'iuui t wK v. - - -
had been badly damaged by the atorm
and had beem ananaonea. ine snip
listed heavily, and he found whan he
went on board that a heavy cargo of ore
it carried had ahlfted. How the craft
had weathered a atorm in suen conai
tion he could not eiplaln.
A crew from the Benalor went aboard
k .kanilim vaaal anil rta-hteit the
cargo, and the Senator then towed It te
Olbraltar. After litigation In tha Brtt
toh admiralty courts the prise and
cargo were sold, and Captain Jnhaneen
ii i iam nrnflt frnm hla Unit. tta
T" H 1 1 ' J f ' - - .. - - ' - -
decldrd tn retire from the aea, realgned
command or ina senator aim ueciura in
return to hla home In Punta Oorda In a
manner that would astonish hla neigh-
it. .rntiwil a twin! 94 feet Inn wrltH
T feet I Inches beam. Into this he and
hla aon loaded 110 gallona of water and
food for W day a and aet sail. They
came by way of the Canaries, the tortfe
of Banto Domingo, Porto Rleo ap4 Cube
t4 laaoed only at Boo 0 rand a.
pie el ha
m "WWrei -.-at aaa aawflll
HAM SWITCHES
OECLY $1.00.
br LeatlM aawl Gaai-
leaaca, $ aad mp
Seigfried's Hair Dressing Parlors
ib mam au, inilAUU.
10,000
MUSICIANS WANTED!
I want a reliable party ln every town,
where iber in not aln-ulv a first clans Music
KUire, Lo handle a high guide Hue of Musical
lijstriiiiicius and Muoiml teuiidrieit a liberal
priipiihltion to tbe rlniit patty No inveat
ment, no ilppoalt, no esnense 'o you, there
fore no rti-k. ltiiftlneK It pleasant uud protlt
able and will not nce sarily Inierfere with
four oilier work. i lie at once Tor tun par
ticular as this fx the harvest eeaaoo In the
!nu.ii' business dive the name of a reliable
susiuess niuu as reference.
C. C. MUDGE,
Importer aud Hunulwtar.r,
Itognra I'urk, CHICAGO, DLL.
Walter Rothschild of Lonwoe bb a
Selection of eighty-four turuee from
(II put ts of the world. Borne, weighing
aver 400 pounds, are believe Cl be
tbout 200 years old.
last year two Italian railways lines
passing through swampy regions sup
plied all their station house with mos
julto netting. In consequence thert
baB been such a diminution in the
number of cases of malaria hat other
line in Italy and in Hlcily are about to
idojtt the same measures.
Why not doctor yourself? "Gooova"
rablets are guaranteed bv Kidd Drug Co.,
Elgin, 111., to cure all dlaeasea Inflamma
tk.na, ulcerations of the urinary ayatem
organs, bladder, etc., or send Tree medi
ans until cured if guaranteed lot falls
An internal remedy with injection com
blned; the only one In America. Price, IS
ir 2 for $5, sent per mall. Retail and
wholesale of Myers A Dillon Drug Co.,
i)maha: M. A. Dillon, South Omaha; Da
la Drug Co., Council Bluffa; Rlgga Phar
nacy, Lincoln; IL 8. Baker, Sioux City.
Complete line of rubber goods; ask for
is ha I you want.
The crust of earth under Japan must
e comparatively thin, Judging by the
lumber of earthquake shocks in that
:ountry. They average over five hun-
11 cu si, j Cu.
STAMMERING
CURED
at Omaha
Htammer'a
Institute.
JULIA E. VACCHAN, rrin.
fourth I'loor,
hamgi; mock, OMAHA, NEB
KIMBALL BROS..MFGS.
lOol Olll fit. COUNCIL III.IFFS, IA.
RUPTURE
You Pay Nothing Until Cured.
Facts Stated by
My Former
Patients
If You Are Afflicted With
Rupture Don't Fail
to Read them.
My viuanmice is Vilusblc Bc
cause You do Not Pay Me
One Cent Until You Are
Well.
1 pres'-nt totlie reader of this paper
a few tsliminial letters ami iiatut-a nf
former patienu whoai i have curci of
rupture, believing that tlie alllicied
would rallicr corri$ponl with some One
who has been cured than read what I
mi(rht aay ahaut myself. They cao more
fuiiy in veatiiaie and convince them
elvei as to llif meiilsof my treatment.
1 could ue tln entire apace sinking my
own praxes but believe the sulement,
of ihoe I have cured will be more satis
factory to Hie afflicted. I will aU you
10 write to auy or all of them. If you
ire satisfied with what they aay abuul
ray reliability and methods of treatment,
write to me or call and aee me. Ketnem
ber that In all cae I guarantee a cure
and do not aocept one cent of money un
til you are well. C'oimiltatiou by mn;l
r In person is entirely free. 1 will L
pleased to correspond with you regard
ing your case
Mi. LRNKHT HKNDEUSON.
tn lo 4t Letter In l.lal. Hoping to l
0'ie vm O.her HiiAVrera - had (nee nf
Kiipture and Oilier Tr.tiinlee rr
konras;'iireil In three w eka-'liil
ea Inke One 4:enl if t'mf
Until Curl.
Mcl'bsrsoo Kan... Jure g, lu.
In Krnest Bendarson, Kana City, Wo.:
liiar Uoelor: I want 10 add my teitlmnr.'ai
r-.i'r-r to your already iarite list, hoping 10 In
l.r nee soine utTeri 10 o to you.
1 had a bad ea-e of (iii(ur for rrs tnd
su lered areat agony. I want 10 Dr. Henderwo
11 1 was cured in tliiee weeks. I cannot asy 100
si ch tor htm. I know lie cse do Jut what ha
sa 't he can do. 'ine doctor due not ak but
ce it af 11' until ma patient t. well. Ibis Is
lb bast a usranlte he can pnasihly gle 10 sny
p "son art! leted as 1 was I will aner aoton
hi niatie 11 know u:t sooui my ca
iery truly yours - sV OLSON.
f.xo ron mi ritr.oir on tub.
tun"- or kipiik.. h.m to ou
rncr..
gje.1 ra to Add Teailinnal-4 aso a Red Owe
- rmanMi tre m hmt Time
Would ol he Hark In Kan (ass
dlllou for ai.ooo.
Or Kn rt Bander-oil.
M I ear Dociof I tlm ra -.0 .da tn '.sira( -nisi
10 those you htse rureo of luptnre t
1 si 1 ul bad one and 1 uu made a onrmsiirni
rure ia short tlr. wnbi'ii ;m n and I ne'er
tost a day from m aoik I eaiinm say i'.o
much f 11 your cure and t;u!d 1.01 he each c
tut em dillon I as tor a housnd ! nl tare 1
I hank vou and aiuld recommend your Kup'iii
aura to anions. I this .f joj :su. 1 nu,
tru.l. tnar.kfulls rour.
riKU MARPkK tUVi UdUttid Aid.
I UU tRATVr. A ri'KK -' MKCKlf H
xo 1 at run kit went.. ov rif
waia ccisdx
A MEDICINE THAT
This is what you get when you buy CRAMER'S KIDHEY CUBE.
The Cramer Company can point to more positive cures and
show more unsolicited testimonials than any remedy which has
been on the market ten times as long.
Thought He Couldn't be Cared
Albany, N. Y., Nov. 2, 1898.
Cramer Chemical Co.
I can freely and with joy recom
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it completely cured me of kidney
complaint and that after I had
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I heard of without satisfactory re
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it as a reliable medicine to be de
pended upon by a man guttering as
I did. I. La Orakte.
Clerk in Sec. of State's Office.
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Irr. Krneal Heuderon. Uansas City, Mo.
Dear Doctor: J wisb to stale that I can most
heartily recommend your rupture treaimeut.
Nine early youth 1 had been aerlously iraubled
with a rlrht scrotal rupture that was pro
nounced by doctors to be tncurahieeacept. pos
aipl jr. by adaiierooaLiraiealo)X'.raitou. Bear
I11K of jour treatment I determined to try tba
use and am clad I did no, for, after taking
your u-imenl but three weeks 1 am bow aouud
and well. Your treatment is all thai 10U cialm
for It
If this letter will do you any good T would be
find to bave )ou publish the aame, and 1 uopa
it may be the means of inducing otters to take
yjur ircaiweijl and be cured.
ours rewtctfiilly,
Wat. .LYNN, Ransom, K.
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SON mil!, wruie ro um a Bin t
onit CASK.
flnda 1 re tmenlKiic-nriil-lr.iamliil Oth
er I'Hli.-nla a d Kound Cure 1'rrinuueui,
-llitil tHen 1m llie Kuslneae-1 biuka
'lhl the Alot Katioual Trent
men t of tbe ly.
December 2U, lew,
To whom 11 mar concern:
Tnls will ci-rtlty tliai I have taken Dr. Ernest
Henderson treatment for rupime aud thai I
ttnd It entirely succeMful. I nave eismlned a
numtier of pailents thai lie baa treated and I
rimi ba: a permanent cure baa breD nude ia
every casv eiamined. 1 liae n niched tills
irwaimeni for aome lime, as 1 bae betu in Ibis
line af buhiiitibs myself, having beeu an rt
truss fitter tor a numner of years. 1 brJIev.
Uiln la tlie niost rational tieaimciH of the day
and thai he will be niiccosiul in every caae, I
would most teiiili y recommend aujone wtlba
rupture to consult tr. tlenueison.
Very respectfully youra,
JACOU VtKlTZlX. Judependaaca, Mo.
HKPIIl POK MV IKKATIKE ON THE
ixri or itci'iinte. stsr to ot
KRKf,
Lutheran mints tar Cnred After tin AV Hug Ma
enr-.Tried Many Truwae bill They All
. f ailed- liuon Adsicenl Hrv. t. I'l'elf
Isruf seilalla. Mu 1 rleil Or. Hu-dej-lsuu,
the ltuilnre Sipeclaliai
of Ksiishi tlty.
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with Troaaea Hni Anawer Letiera
sTraau Tbnao AfTllcled IV lio H uh
ITurihes Paroculara.
Kansas City, Mo.
Tills ts to certify thai I have suffered for sli
year, with a very bad riiitiro. and during til
oT loc tlaie I bare worn oifltreiii kind uf truss
as day and mgbl with the hoi or effecting g
cura. km tiny ail failed ttay ouiy bald the
rupture in plara
Ijponlheadriceof Ke. t. Pfeiffer. of Sedalla,
MO., I' consulted Dr. Ernest Henderson, the
Hupture Specialisi, iu W. gib Si., Kansas City
Mo., who cured me In a taw weeks without iab
jaoilng ma to a dangerous and uamrul ouara
Hon. Tha cure was complete and since the I
bare dispensed wlib mj truaaes a ituoul incoa
renieme Tc tbe lb erest of all wbo are affllriaa ilt
lata trouble. I do write this ana beartlly recom
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JOHN SAVER,
Jos li IN. 1317 Oak 1 si , Kansas Oily.
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Suffered, for Twenty Years.
Albany, N. Y., Dec. & 1896.
Cramer Chemical Co.
I firmly believe I owe my life to
your wonderful remedy. For 20
years I suffered with kidney trouble
and could find no relief anywhere.
1 spent hundreds of dollar on doe
tors and medicine and could only
get temporary relief. I finally de
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and it did more for me Id one
month than all tbe medicines I bad
taken in twenty years. I am now
entirely well.
Michael Hioaivs,
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th. Aret tTWAlmftnt
nan. Taanaaiotioaano jiurwu.
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jour friend,
WM. WBLTMA,
K. C. Stock Yarda er 4 it lAadtaOaaaia,
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Kansas Ciiy, M , Juca I llOtt
Dr. Krnest Henderson. Cllfi . . '
My Dear Doctor: It It ffllh pleasure I lnfo
you that 1 am entirely cured ot a bad case of
rupture, for which you treated me first a bo us
two years aito. 1 suffered with a rery bad rup
ture for over Are years many times It waa as
bad 1 could scarcely retain it with tbe aid of a
truss. As the rupture was constantly geitlasl
worse, and the pain so great, I could not slaant (1
any longer. I was much discouraged. After,
reading your advertisement over a d oaw
again. I concluded to try yaur traatsnant, aad
- ; surpr!;e enead ma In bus thaa fat
weeks. I am glad to say, after such a loagtisae
of suffering, I am absolutely aannd aad wall.
I paid your fee with pleasure, and still feeltAki
I owe you a debt of gratitude which I fceae as
pay by inducing other sufferers to go tOyoalaai
treaiment, thereby doing a kindness lo Ultra
and 10 ypu. .
I will gladly write to anyone about my cans.
I almost forgot to say that I considered yeiif
offer of "receiving no pay until a cure was ef
fected" as the best guarantee you n!d give,
and that is what first gave me confidence 1
your treaiment, as toon as I talked to you.
Respectfully yout friend,
J. f. HAMMICK
It aAst Sixth Street.
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City. Mo.
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Wm. Lynn, Ransom. Kss.
M. G. llaruell, JlH Fell t St. Joa. Mo.
Kreddsrper. JUll Indiana At., Ksasai Ol.
Mo.
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Clty. Mo.
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