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TALE OF A TRUNK.
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The Cat
Came
Back
Because there was no place like the
home wlitre they used
vUlSanta Claus
Soap
This Great Soap ii'skc home, home indeed. Keeps
everything clean. K-i the housewife and everybody
everywhere. Mad : only by
W CO MP5 NY, Chicago.
Highest of all in Leadening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
r happy. Try :t S
THE N. K. ?i'r
9
KNOWLEDGE
Brinfrs comfort and improvement and
tends to r rti enjoyment when
rightly used. Hie tunny, who live let
ter than others aid enjoy life mure, with
le expenditure, by more promptly
adapting tiie world's licl product to
the'nef-d of rhyidcal rifi, ill nttfnt
the talue to health of the pure liquid
laxative principle embraced in the
remedy, r-yrup of FijM.
It ex .liencc i due to ii.i presenting
In tli fvrm 1110-t iiccc.ibible and pleas
ant to tiw Unto, the rvf'm Jn:i( and truly
beneficial pmperticM of a perfect lax
ative; 'ffi-ctuuliy cleani-j il.c 'em,
dtapellinir colds, hcadu. l.i i mA I .'
and permanently curing eo'i. ti: n.
It hai (riven natUf action to li :;nd
met with the approval of the imdv-nl
profcK-ion, bceuu-e it act? the Kid
new, Liver and Bowel without weak
ening them and it la perfeeily free from
every olijirti.iniible loihftniice.
Syrup "f I'i? i for wile by all drug
gUti in '; and $1 b"ttlc, but it is man
ufactured by tnc California Fifr fcyrup
Oo. only, whose name wt printed on every
paokape, alao the name, Syrup of Ftps
and beiiiK well informed, you will uot
accept any sulM-iilute if uftred.
.tan IbKt Mik it,
A new phase in the wonderful in
Bt.net of anta is the case of fonnica
sinan'ddiriH of Malacca, nich makes banx
I iieat in 'rees, joining tl e leaves to
gilier bv a i tun thread of silk at the
ends. The first step in making 'be
ii S' is lor several ants to bend tie
li-i.v s together and hmd on with their
bind leys, when one f Oiem after some
i: me funs up with a iHiva, and, trri -laiine
it iih its atiteiii.ae, makes it
pto!iice a thread with which the leaves
aie j .i tu. hen one birv is exhaust
ed a fecund is brought and repeated.
In prop'Tlioo as ap;e.icher Oshes for
coinpLTiieiiiM he loses the ability to IIkIi
for niMi.
The tr.an who knows that God is
wIMi him will always tie very careful
wl.e.e he sti-ps.
If (hi I f . !y one ran endure us mis
erable pititHTS for a lile line, we ought
to be atiie to endure our leilow sinners
occasionally. Youiir Mm's Era.
State of Ohio, Citv ok Toi.f.do.I
I.I V in "I 1 I . I
Frank J. Citrsnv inakei oiith that ho i
the !"iN:r p;.il"iT ol llie tirm of V. J.
t'HFf.f;V & 1 'I !i'i-i,is in the i t V
of T-.a -tio. i o", :ir . :nil Mlif" lore(;iici, arM
thai -ai-i liroi will pnv 111" hiiiii ol ONE
lll'.M'Kl.ll HOI.I.AI fur e.K-h and every
can; ol i.utu. rti tnal uinooi ue cureu nj
the use of Hall's i'ti.i;u ( i'i k.
rllAMi J. Cll h.N f-y.
Sworn to belore tn and siili-cribed in
mv prence, tuis oui uay oi jjecemoer,
A" M.
A. W. fil.KASON',
!,tA1' Salary VuMic.
What Story It Conveyed to New York
HatmaK rmmtlicr.
There are trunk and trunks. There
are trunks which the law require Iu
the spectacular drama for the march
Iuk woiiian, and there la the trunk the
elephant brake on the road, and the
commercial traveler's trunk that al
ways blocks up the passageways of the
country hotel, and the steamer trunk
constructed with tie view to certain
spaces under the berths, and the hump
backed Saratoga that is as big as a
chicken house and as light as a grip,
and the sole leather uusmashable affair
that has been around the world. Hut
the trunk that was bustled Into the
Marlborough Wednesday morning be
fore breakfast was none of these. It
was In construction an ordinary, smart,
new, medium Hissed trunk. Yet people
lingered on the walks anil gazed at it
and smiled and looked pleased at each
other as the grinning baggageman took
It down from the heup. They stopped
across the way ou Thirty-sixth Htreet
and watched him. Even as far as
Broadway the infection spread and the
public generally approved of this trunk.
For it had dainty white satin ribbon
tied In big bows on the handles. There
were other still daintier bows of the
same Innocent material attached to the
locks and hugging the slats and kissing
the cold iron plates and caressing the
(solid comers. And how tenderly the
baggage man and the hotel porters han
dled that trunk! If It had been made
of spun glass or stuck together with
candy It would have come off safely
without a scratch or crack. Other
trunks were dimmed on the stones and
and bruised and shaken up in
the usual method. This trunk floated
through space us If it were a pitcher
of cream, and lis precious contents
might slop over. I don't say that the
rough baggageman actually kissed It,
but lie really looked as If ho wanted to
kiss It- while the porter gently s'mootli
ed out the pretty bows ui."l the fring
ed ends seemed to live been newly done
up. And the pleased public looking on
distinctly approved of the trunk and
the white ribbon and the baggageman
and porters and everything and every
body concerned. New York Herald.
AQ60H3JTE1V PURE
Ho C'orafmrlAon.
Cleverton Do you regard au engage
ment as serious as marriage?
Fasha way More so, old man. The
most serious thing I ever did was to
become engaged to three girls at the
tame time. Bay City Chat.
Letting clothes hang after they are
dry, or letting them hang through a
storm or in windy weather to slap
about, is not conducive to long wear
ing or to help the good man's pocket
book. Hraiding, which this year is so high
ly favored, is ueed on bodices made of
plain material, or else handsome
soutache appliques, which save time
and the trouble of handwork, are ap
plied instead; these appliques have
much of the graceful and dressy effect
of braidir.g.
An old remedy worth trying when
jufferinirfrom nervous headache, w dco
is felt ot the bas-i of tiie brain try nib
bing the paiufu: part of the neck with
iHtnphor. Hub hard and for five mio
a'es at a time. This treatment, in most
cases, is apt to nnnc relief.
Ail that is tinman must retrograde
it u does not advance.
The man who is ashamed of his r-
' ligion ought to be.
I lie truly grateful heart t ever puts
lind off with a pinch, and tuen boasts
that it has done more than enough.
Every Christian should live soihat
:h'8ewho follow him will travel to
vard Heaven.
It will be found out some day that
nany people wno mo me uevu uie
lar.les- started with one iM-nt.
Com. lt. ncy.
A young lady, dressed in much false
hair, was waibiiug at the piano, ai d
when her mother summoned her to as
sist in some hcuseho d duty her rosy
lips opened poutingly and snapped out:
"Oh, do it yourself I" and then went ou
singing: "Kind words can never die."
N. Y. Journal
Instead of trifling with a had cold nse
Dr. D. Jayue's Expectorant, which will
loosen the phlegm, subdue iutiammatiou
and certainly save your Lungs and Throat
much dangerous wear and tear.
Suicidal.
Mi Prion (Quoting) ise men
rnnke proverbs and losls repeat them
Miss Smart (musingly) Yes; I won
d r what wise man made the one you
just repea'ed. Truth.
IF YOltK MATTRKSS FII.MVfi'S OOOI)
anil j'.ur tick worn ci" convert It Into the lV
kt impriVMl r.dilhiK Haltreiw In 'jo inliinun. wttluiut
n,init or uwrkinK iy ujOiui: our It dy-Mln Coinpart
KMU Tim. Cimvi-nlilil; durable: l auill ul ; ln-an. Try
toe auil you'U liae uo otlior. U 300. r rauHIln Oruva. ill.
We can not nrav as we ought unless
we live as we ougut.
The way of holiness is a safe way,
'or it is Hie wav in wiiich (Jod is. No
at At, J l'.l.
Burglar Your money or your lift-.
Weepy F.ither T..k both, but don't
wake the babv. Detroit Free I'resa
When some people go o ehure't, they
always thma the preacher is shooting
straight at tne ptople in the next pew.
The golden age may be in the past.
but. the golden opportunity in which
we are immediately interested is in tii
present.
Tell me with whom you associate.
and I will tell you who you are; if i
know what it is with which you occupy
yourself, I know whatyuomay become,
Goethe.
isii IiIiii1 iii 'hifr i"' -ii
It IS 3 Pl33SUr8
To reeoiimiend Howl's Harsaparilla to afl
afflicted with blood or skin diseases, iiy
blood was out of order, and I snll'ered for
years from psoriasis. I trirai several renk
edies without benefit. Alter taking,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
li )M IS '.here, nor any ravenous beast. for two months I ivm restored to my for-
:r goivi neaint mho lei-i iim: ttuinrrin.
json. As a luooo punner l DiunK.
The St Jos ph ann Or Tfllanrl V. R.
I TKI
SHORTEST and QUICKEST LINE
T'l A I.I. POINT
NORTH
WEST BAST
SOUTH
'Soi.'""; Union Pactfic System
l 1HS FAViMlIT K'll'T
To California. Dr. Ron aiel ll Wetteni I'otnH
For tufiirma'ioti r-:-rilltig: mw-. eic, rail on
r a-l.tnn nv a-.i-m ut s- M akit.
M. Y. K mis. s, .la . Aft.
l.eo'l M -linKi r. st. n h !
Jqrnll Udici or Gent. 171
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ASTHIVIA
MHHAM'S ASTHMA SPECIFIC
01m rrtipf In rm minui. o--
... r.,.,.,i of a l no. Su !. .
i Fa.
(,'fltarrh ('urn is taken internally,
utM a;.'i3 Uireeuy on uie moo-i nno mucous
snrt.u i of the svshtii. Send for te-timo-
nin.Ii tree.
K. ,f. CiiKNKV ,t CO., Toledo 0.
jajr-Sold by l)ruggist,
Nothing will give such a polish tc
glass, even the finest, cs slightly moist
newspaper to wash it and dry news
paper to give the linishnig touchei.
In n great many raws ot Asthma, Pis i'
Cure for Consumption will give ri lief tli.it
is almost equal to a cure. -" cenn,
If vegetables are boiled it) soft watet
it is said that the freshness and green
iim.s of their color will be thus best
nieservcd
An Accommodating Man.
A genial Philadelphia!!, who for ob
vious reasons, does not care to have his
nnme printed on this occasion, secured
a parlor car seat on an express train
for Heading a few days ago, and as he
was about to pass through the gates
was surprised to hear hlmseif accost
ed in feminine tones with ihe somewhat
startling question: "l'lease, mister,
could I borrow you for a while?" Lools-
in' around he found two buxom wom
en who hastily and hesitatingly ex
plained that they were riding on a pass
made out in the name of a gentleman
mid his wife, and the gentleman wa
not present, they wanted the geulal
looklug citizen to place his bought
ticket at the disposnl of one lady and
take the other one under his wing,
while he personated the absent owner
of the pass. "Which Is my wife?" he
Inquired with an Inward qualm lest
his own absent better half should ever
hear the sfory. "You can take your
choice, sir," said the lady In search of
au escort, and he promptly did so by
tucking the arm of the younger fall
one under his own and lending her Into
the car. The couple proved to be right
Jolly traveling companions, and the
citizen's only regret In the transaction
was due to a fear that the story might
lpnk out and get home ahead of him.
Rut it didn't. Philadelphia Record.
f oiiori Pn.MlirtArliin r 1
t"- tie religion and virtue give & cheer
ful and happy turn to the mind; ad
mit to all true pleasures, and even pro
cure tor us the highest. Addison.
man can not e at peace with hlm-i-rff
while he lives in disobedience to
known truth.
A worldly atmosphere tarnis'ies the
soul as sub hur tart.ishes silver.
Young M-n' Era.
Hood's Sarsiiparilia h:is no equal."' Cuaiu.
L. Cockki.hk,, Irving, Illinois.
n S'-t htirmoiiion.ly with
HOOu S r II Hood's Mir..i'trill. ST.
V. N. L. o. 361--4B.
York
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tha ComBaiion haa ton growing bettor, brlghUr awy 7" ,lxty J,ear,
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rcn tffthli K. .oi'Bim ih iiims, re iuoea lima:
inauoii..,.i.- pMiii.riirrau-ma colic.
ic boltl'
Ti e lrg st b . c.islbig in th-
L'ni'eJ Sm e' is the bi-ffalo's liea'1
w ill h hangs mer the eastern eiitnince
f the Council KmlTs Umaba bridge.
Fun ForAU l-:;..' aV".".
'full atrJ!o',. w lh '..'h t;a. i. .0 r.U
. F.r pk by rn.ll. ';, "hoS.
Y. 0. fcorWO, Mlimca)lt, Minn.
FIT. AH FiiaamptK-drmhy Or. Ktlna't Great
-erv Rctlorer. No Fmaficr ihe tin.i tUv' um. Mai
t,.u cure. Trewliw: and f j nn lri.l bottlw rrvP t
(l, ,tK,, -ndtn llr j!ip...o A- ' St .i'hila . I' -
The new Baltic canal, has cost ?10,
tXtOOO and is lifty-nine miles long. A
night it will be lighted from end to
end with electric lights.
It is claimed that one reason whv
there are so many tired people in the
world Is became they insist if an Irish
bull may be allowed on climbing lilIU
before they get to them. -Standard.
- I
Sarsaparilla Sense,
Any sarsaparilla is sarsaparilla. True. So any
tea it tea. So any flour is flour. But grades differ.
You want the best. It's so with sarsaparilla. There
are trades. You want the best. " If you understood
sarsaparilla as well as you do tea and flour it
would be easy to determine. But you don t. How
should you ? " m ' ...
When you are going w uu7 ;
whose value you don't know, you pick out m i old
crtablishcd house to trade with, And trust the,r
experience and reputation. Do to when buying
sarsaparilla. t
AVer's Sarsaparilla ha been on the . market
i fifty yearB. Your grandfather uted AyerV Lt-ii a:
' rentable medicine, inereare ranya-.-
Bt only one Aycr ww. w. ; , , . ,
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ment; upon the post Is a box contain
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but keys arc to be liberally supplied to
odzens who may apply for them. The
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duced Into the lock cannot be with
drawn by the possessor, so that fabtc
alarms will be rendered almost Impos
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YOU WILL REALIZE THAT "THEY
LIVE WELL WHO LIVE CLEAN
LY," IF YOU USE
SAPOLIO
. 'Twaa All Right.
The Rev. Robert Oollyer, while at the
breakfast table of one of bis friends
In the country bear Boston, was asked
by one of the family: "Mr. Collyer, do
you enjoy aa good an appetite as you
have In yearn past 7" To which he re
plied:, "My. dear, if I loae the appetite
I now have, I bope no poor man will
And It" . ' : ' ' 4 ' ' . .
i I .1 , In I I' ' I '
Before a woman haa been married a
week, 'an tells tbtng that makes) ett
fagedglrUkwktbdughtftL ' '
the food for all such.
How many pale folk
there are I People who
have the will, but no power
to bring out their vitality;
people who swing like
a pendulum between
strength and weakness
so tnat one aays wonc
causes six days' sickness !
; People who have no life
-thin rjeoole. nerveless, delicate!
The food for all such men, women, or children is Scott's
Emulsion. The hypophosphites combined witn tne on
will tone up the system, give the blood new life, improve
the appetite and help, digestion. ! The sign of new life will
be a fattening and reddening, which brings with it strength,
comfort and good-nature. 5 v, r ; i r , : . j
Scott V BownevNew York, ah Dmriu. soc. and Si.
' .;:.! ) i, -i -.t tti-'i f. .tn v.uh a v iV'T; "' ,"
for resisting disease-
Qo to
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