lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGCC Queer Names. 'fssfajjt 8 " HUM P .t lleid XOxt r ail wellkunwoof flesh.boM, Qf Tirfihcftil nl nm.rlB and aliv mmxl JUCUUj Ull. , TALE OF A TRUNK. w jew; ft rfff UtJ';f ! V 1 1 f iVu- .sat The Cat Came Back Because there was no place like the home wlitre they used vUlSanta Claus Soap This Great Soap ii'skc home, home indeed. Keeps everything clean. K-i the housewife and everybody everywhere. Mad : only by W CO MP5 NY, Chicago. Highest of all in Leadening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report r happy. Try :t S THE N. K. ?i'r 9 KNOWLEDGE Brinfrs comfort and improvement and tends to r rti enjoyment when rightly used. Hie tunny, who live let ter than others aid enjoy life mure, with le expenditure, by more promptly adapting tiie world's licl product to the'nef-d of rhyidcal rifi, ill nttfnt the talue to health of the pure liquid laxative principle embraced in the remedy, r-yrup of FijM. It ex .liencc i due to ii.i presenting In tli fvrm 1110-t iiccc.ibible and pleas ant to tiw Unto, the rvf'm Jn:i( and truly beneficial pmperticM of a perfect lax ative; 'ffi-ctuuliy cleani-j il.c 'em, dtapellinir colds, hcadu. l.i i mA I .' and permanently curing eo'i. ti: n. It hai (riven natUf action to li :;nd met with the approval of the imdv-nl profcK-ion, bceuu-e it act? the Kid new, Liver and Bowel without weak ening them and it la perfeeily free from every olijirti.iniible loihftniice. Syrup "f I'i? i for wile by all drug gUti in '; and $1 b"ttlc, but it is man ufactured by tnc California Fifr fcyrup Oo. only, whose name wt printed on every paokape, alao the name, Syrup of Ftps and beiiiK well informed, you will uot accept any sulM-iilute if uftred. .tan IbKt Mik it, A new phase in the wonderful in Bt.net of anta is the case of fonnica sinan'ddiriH of Malacca, nich makes banx I iieat in 'rees, joining tl e leaves to gilier bv a i tun thread of silk at the ends. The first step in making 'be ii S' is lor several ants to bend tie li-i.v s together and hmd on with their bind leys, when one f Oiem after some i: me funs up with a iHiva, and, trri -laiine it iih its atiteiii.ae, makes it pto!iice a thread with which the leaves aie j .i tu. hen one birv is exhaust ed a fecund is brought and repeated. In prop'Tlioo as ap;e.icher Oshes for coinpLTiieiiiM he loses the ability to IIkIi for niMi. The tr.an who knows that God is wIMi him will always tie very careful wl.e.e he sti-ps. If (hi I f . !y one ran endure us mis erable pititHTS for a lile line, we ought to be atiie to endure our leilow sinners occasionally. Youiir Mm's Era. State of Ohio, Citv ok Toi.f.do.I I.I V in "I 1 I . I Frank J. Citrsnv inakei oiith that ho i the !"iN:r p;.il"iT ol llie tirm of V. J. t'HFf.f;V & 1 'I !i'i-i,is in the i t V of T-.a -tio. i o", :ir . :nil Mlif" lore(;iici, arM thai -ai-i liroi will pnv 111" hiiiii ol ONE lll'.M'Kl.ll HOI.I.AI fur e.K-h and every can; ol i.utu. rti tnal uinooi ue cureu nj the use of Hall's i'ti.i;u ( i'i k. rllAMi J. Cll h.N f-y. Sworn to belore tn and siili-cribed in mv prence, tuis oui uay oi jjecemoer, A" M. A. W. fil.KASON', !,tA1' Salary VuMic. What Story It Conveyed to New York HatmaK rmmtlicr. There are trunk and trunks. There are trunks which the law require Iu the spectacular drama for the march Iuk woiiian, and there la the trunk the elephant brake on the road, and the commercial traveler's trunk that al ways blocks up the passageways of the country hotel, and the steamer trunk constructed with tie view to certain spaces under the berths, and the hump backed Saratoga that is as big as a chicken house and as light as a grip, and the sole leather uusmashable affair that has been around the world. Hut the trunk that was bustled Into the Marlborough Wednesday morning be fore breakfast was none of these. It was In construction an ordinary, smart, new, medium Hissed trunk. Yet people lingered on the walks anil gazed at it and smiled and looked pleased at each other as the grinning baggageman took It down from the heup. They stopped across the way ou Thirty-sixth Htreet and watched him. Even as far as Broadway the infection spread and the public generally approved of this trunk. For it had dainty white satin ribbon tied In big bows on the handles. There were other still daintier bows of the same Innocent material attached to the locks and hugging the slats and kissing the cold iron plates and caressing the (solid comers. And how tenderly the baggage man and the hotel porters han dled that trunk! If It had been made of spun glass or stuck together with candy It would have come off safely without a scratch or crack. Other trunks were dimmed on the stones and and bruised and shaken up in the usual method. This trunk floated through space us If it were a pitcher of cream, and lis precious contents might slop over. I don't say that the rough baggageman actually kissed It, but lie really looked as If ho wanted to kiss It- while the porter gently s'mootli ed out the pretty bows ui."l the fring ed ends seemed to live been newly done up. And the pleased public looking on distinctly approved of the trunk and the white ribbon and the baggageman and porters and everything and every body concerned. New York Herald. AQ60H3JTE1V PURE Ho C'orafmrlAon. Cleverton Do you regard au engage ment as serious as marriage? Fasha way More so, old man. The most serious thing I ever did was to become engaged to three girls at the tame time. Bay City Chat. Letting clothes hang after they are dry, or letting them hang through a storm or in windy weather to slap about, is not conducive to long wear ing or to help the good man's pocket book. Hraiding, which this year is so high ly favored, is ueed on bodices made of plain material, or else handsome soutache appliques, which save time and the trouble of handwork, are ap plied instead; these appliques have much of the graceful and dressy effect of braidir.g. An old remedy worth trying when jufferinirfrom nervous headache, w dco is felt ot the bas-i of tiie brain try nib bing the paiufu: part of the neck with iHtnphor. Hub hard and for five mio a'es at a time. This treatment, in most cases, is apt to nnnc relief. Ail that is tinman must retrograde it u does not advance. The man who is ashamed of his r- ' ligion ought to be. I lie truly grateful heart t ever puts lind off with a pinch, and tuen boasts that it has done more than enough. Every Christian should live soihat :h'8ewho follow him will travel to vard Heaven. It will be found out some day that nany people wno mo me uevu uie lar.les- started with one iM-nt. Com. lt. ncy. A young lady, dressed in much false hair, was waibiiug at the piano, ai d when her mother summoned her to as sist in some hcuseho d duty her rosy lips opened poutingly and snapped out: "Oh, do it yourself I" and then went ou singing: "Kind words can never die." N. Y. Journal Instead of trifling with a had cold nse Dr. D. Jayue's Expectorant, which will loosen the phlegm, subdue iutiammatiou and certainly save your Lungs and Throat much dangerous wear and tear. Suicidal. Mi Prion (Quoting) ise men rnnke proverbs and losls repeat them Miss Smart (musingly) Yes; I won d r what wise man made the one you just repea'ed. Truth. IF YOltK MATTRKSS FII.MVfi'S OOOI) anil j'.ur tick worn ci" convert It Into the lV kt impriVMl r.dilhiK Haltreiw In 'jo inliinun. wttluiut n,init or uwrkinK iy ujOiui: our It dy-Mln Coinpart KMU Tim. Cimvi-nlilil; durable: l auill ul ; ln-an. Try toe auil you'U liae uo otlior. U 300. r rauHIln Oruva. ill. We can not nrav as we ought unless we live as we ougut. The way of holiness is a safe way, 'or it is Hie wav in wiiich (Jod is. No at At, J l'.l. Burglar Your money or your lift-. Weepy F.ither T..k both, but don't wake the babv. Detroit Free I'resa When some people go o ehure't, they always thma the preacher is shooting straight at tne ptople in the next pew. The golden age may be in the past. but. the golden opportunity in which we are immediately interested is in tii present. Tell me with whom you associate. and I will tell you who you are; if i know what it is with which you occupy yourself, I know whatyuomay become, Goethe. isii IiIiii1 iii 'hifr i"' -ii It IS 3 Pl33SUr8 To reeoiimiend Howl's Harsaparilla to afl afflicted with blood or skin diseases, iiy blood was out of order, and I snll'ered for years from psoriasis. I trirai several renk edies without benefit. Alter taking, Hood's Sarsaparilla li )M IS '.here, nor any ravenous beast. for two months I ivm restored to my for- :r goivi neaint mho lei-i iim: ttuinrrin. json. As a luooo punner l DiunK. The St Jos ph ann Or Tfllanrl V. R. I TKI SHORTEST and QUICKEST LINE T'l A I.I. POINT NORTH WEST BAST SOUTH 'Soi.'""; Union Pactfic System l 1HS FAViMlIT K'll'T To California. Dr. Ron aiel ll Wetteni I'otnH For tufiirma'ioti r-:-rilltig: mw-. eic, rail on r a-l.tnn nv a-.i-m ut s- M akit. M. Y. K mis. s, .la . Aft. l.eo'l M -linKi r. st. n h ! Jqrnll Udici or Gent. 171 19 i I... - P.-t- A. -. 4', th, tirf... .t lt 0l -HI. I'f ((' rtltj. . eio. W.rkk o-yi i. ' I',''. ASTHIVIA MHHAM'S ASTHMA SPECIFIC 01m rrtipf In rm minui. o-- ... r.,.,.,i of a l no. Su !. . i Fa. (,'fltarrh ('urn is taken internally, utM a;.'i3 Uireeuy on uie moo-i nno mucous snrt.u i of the svshtii. Send for te-timo- nin.Ii tree. K. ,f. CiiKNKV ,t CO., Toledo 0. jajr-Sold by l)ruggist, Nothing will give such a polish tc glass, even the finest, cs slightly moist newspaper to wash it and dry news paper to give the linishnig touchei. In n great many raws ot Asthma, Pis i' Cure for Consumption will give ri lief tli.it is almost equal to a cure. -" cenn, If vegetables are boiled it) soft watet it is said that the freshness and green iim.s of their color will be thus best nieservcd An Accommodating Man. A genial Philadelphia!!, who for ob vious reasons, does not care to have his nnme printed on this occasion, secured a parlor car seat on an express train for Heading a few days ago, and as he was about to pass through the gates was surprised to hear hlmseif accost ed in feminine tones with ihe somewhat startling question: "l'lease, mister, could I borrow you for a while?" Lools- in' around he found two buxom wom en who hastily and hesitatingly ex plained that they were riding on a pass made out in the name of a gentleman mid his wife, and the gentleman wa not present, they wanted the geulal looklug citizen to place his bought ticket at the disposnl of one lady and take the other one under his wing, while he personated the absent owner of the pass. "Which Is my wife?" he Inquired with an Inward qualm lest his own absent better half should ever hear the sfory. "You can take your choice, sir," said the lady In search of au escort, and he promptly did so by tucking the arm of the younger fall one under his own and lending her Into the car. The couple proved to be right Jolly traveling companions, and the citizen's only regret In the transaction was due to a fear that the story might lpnk out and get home ahead of him. Rut it didn't. Philadelphia Record. f oiiori Pn.MlirtArliin r 1 t"- tie religion and virtue give & cheer ful and happy turn to the mind; ad mit to all true pleasures, and even pro cure tor us the highest. Addison. man can not e at peace with hlm-i-rff while he lives in disobedience to known truth. A worldly atmosphere tarnis'ies the soul as sub hur tart.ishes silver. Young M-n' Era. Hood's Sarsiiparilia h:is no equal."' Cuaiu. L. Cockki.hk,, Irving, Illinois. n S'-t htirmoiiion.ly with HOOu S r II Hood's Mir..i'trill. ST. V. N. L. o. 361--4B. 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