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AY, Jan. 28, 1892.
FUN THAN EARNEST.
Jkf bllatered hi ftager in
1 mw pair of V, ex
I thai) never get them on at
rear them a day or two."
p "I can't see, my dear,
bat border of fur doe you
km of your skirt." Mr.
Ihj, it show that I can af-
ok haTen't any meat in
too," oWrved ScswUli-bcrry.
Jlow, you should patronize
(sot a novelist," returned
IAS (who has taken board on
there a bank anywhere near
Wr Catchum "No Kir. We
W no use for bank in this
Esee, this is the first season
kept summer boarder."
letter a day .-De Snapper
w a man who used to re
ty love letters every blessed
I Ur(fnirt "Dear me! He
en a reirular Don Juan."
Not at all, madam; he was
chess of Oordon used to
Ironies: "You know, my.
f don't know how to spell a
ys draw a line under it,
lelled wrontf it pauses for a
e, and if it is spelled right
lr."
," said a student, in pur
Jtdge concerning the hab
t, "why does a cat while
jtr head first one way and
jr?" "For the reason," re
Bfessnr, "that she cannot
jvajr at once."
aat down, but rose liur-
expression of alarm on
I am afraid, uiaUin," he
f sat down on the wrong
only Willie's pigeon
)rd the lady, pleasantly.
it, Mr. Jones, lie has
f them."
(-"The postal service is in a
ditinn." Friend "Never
f'Well I have. During lat
at out one hundred and
WnU of account, with re
mediate payraeiit, and so
earn, not more than two of
received their letter? "
jhclor friend) "Do come
pome day, old chap; mind
jhters are all of them en-
Invented an ink bottle
JUfoe my fortune." Bjones
-jJtHl Is it?" Iljlnks "It
jlarm at the approach of a
ash."
'Bood Friends. ".See that
Her teeth grow blacker and
Soodnrfis! Don't you know
o there has. been ho much
the family this winter!"
I in atloring' admirer ap
tang girl who was dressed
j-Jny I ask you to dance?"
fYes," Khe replied, "but
t try slowly. I am not yet
led man on a Ninth street
Wir kept g.izi'i'.: anxiously
"gister. Fin.illy, turning
Jjjr passenger on the car,
I goiter (hie) ketch
JSk ain't right, ish it?"
pu has no positive objec
Je merely thinks you a
IriMtM, as it were. He
to have no object in life,
Jk "No object in life?
Jl't take you into consid-
ffellow, fling to hunt?'
W the trst time, Tlie
Wot 1& for my wife, the
I to my daughter, and the
wivcto vou." "That is
yu, but would you mind
)rd rabbit first."
le. "I see that in the
book yon sfate that it is
I long felt want. What
y tkatr "What do I
iWhy, I'te been seeding
for the last eighteen
(you call that a long felt
tte. I love you: can you
aSccUM? ' She "I'm
to, as 1 have no use foi
4
ri
it
V. Tenn.. a short time
i man of tueuty-seven
p of forty-nine, who hat
(children.
JCy., the other day, Pol
SficA twelve years, wai
a DodbXbc, a widower,
)r old, Polly's parent
t
;f oStnrgls (Mich.) girl
ling a temporary post'
ipthcr fellow's marriage
KT hia new dress suit
ailr satp.
ninntea after a couple
nikvn couit'iiiuK tin
enmc tint ri.n and
lhad been ):: iis.li.nd
uriaed within that
'! yon refuse me.
M P."l'm vervsorrr
pour sou li.,s j.it,t pn'c
lA I aorf U l ;im."
Sirraetm-: Yn, diml
n n,w l'en such an
h-"Tmr .Tn:k has now
)i a)iipct for i-i
tMi't tun) i ' Hglt!im
ih haiiut fnl 1i..;im-m "
Vinll:rt )-!Ci4il.r. -,
to let jour bnitU i
Atry btiuM (or for uaT'
THE WEEKLY
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m
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