t Or. Crjfity Journal. US TUB OuCJiTr. KENT '.-uta.-LAiiux W ASY YuUSUlO) IN SI' X (XKSTT. .(jUoii Price, $2.00 im, EJiir. W IJetrrisuu ust oltti-e iu soc- ler. AY, Jan. 28, 1892. FUN THAN EARNEST. Jkf bllatered hi ftager in 1 mw pair of V, ex I thai) never get them on at rear them a day or two." p "I can't see, my dear, bat border of fur doe you km of your skirt." Mr. Ihj, it show that I can af- ok haTen't any meat in too," oWrved ScswUli-bcrry. Jlow, you should patronize (sot a novelist," returned IAS (who has taken board on there a bank anywhere near Wr Catchum "No Kir. We W no use for bank in this Esee, this is the first season kept summer boarder." letter a day .-De Snapper w a man who used to re ty love letters every blessed I Ur(fnirt "Dear me! He en a reirular Don Juan." Not at all, madam; he was chess of Oordon used to Ironies: "You know, my. f don't know how to spell a ys draw a line under it, lelled wrontf it pauses for a e, and if it is spelled right lr." ," said a student, in pur Jtdge concerning the hab t, "why does a cat while jtr head first one way and jr?" "For the reason," re Bfessnr, "that she cannot jvajr at once." aat down, but rose liur- expression of alarm on I am afraid, uiaUin," he f sat down on the wrong only Willie's pigeon )rd the lady, pleasantly. it, Mr. Jones, lie has f them." (-"The postal service is in a ditinn." Friend "Never f'Well I have. During lat at out one hundred and WnU of account, with re mediate payraeiit, and so earn, not more than two of received their letter? " jhclor friend) "Do come pome day, old chap; mind jhters are all of them en- Invented an ink bottle JUfoe my fortune." Bjones -jJtHl Is it?" Iljlnks "It jlarm at the approach of a ash." 'Bood Friends. ".See that Her teeth grow blacker and Soodnrfis! Don't you know o there has. been ho much the family this winter!" I in atloring' admirer ap tang girl who was dressed j-Jny I ask you to dance?" fYes," Khe replied, "but t try slowly. I am not yet led man on a Ninth street Wir kept g.izi'i'.: anxiously "gister. Fin.illy, turning Jjjr passenger on the car, I goiter (hie) ketch JSk ain't right, ish it?" pu has no positive objec Je merely thinks you a IriMtM, as it were. He to have no object in life, Jk "No object in life? Jl't take you into consid- ffellow, fling to hunt?' W the trst time, Tlie Wot 1& for my wife, the I to my daughter, and the wivcto vou." "That is yu, but would you mind )rd rabbit first." le. "I see that in the book yon sfate that it is I long felt want. What y tkatr "What do I iWhy, I'te been seeding for the last eighteen (you call that a long felt tte. I love you: can you aSccUM? ' She "I'm to, as 1 have no use foi 4 ri it V. Tenn.. a short time i man of tueuty-seven p of forty-nine, who hat (children. JCy., the other day, Pol SficA twelve years, wai a DodbXbc, a widower, )r old, Polly's parent t ;f oStnrgls (Mich.) girl ling a temporary post' ipthcr fellow's marriage KT hia new dress suit ailr satp. ninntea after a couple nikvn couit'iiiuK tin enmc tint ri.n and lhad been ):: iis.li.nd uriaed within that '! yon refuse me. M P."l'm vervsorrr pour sou li.,s j.it,t pn'c lA I aorf U l ;im." Sirraetm-: Yn, diml n n,w l'en such an h-"Tmr .Tn:k has now )i a)iipct for i-i tMi't tun) i ' Hglt!im ih haiiut fnl 1i..;im-m " Vinll:rt )-!Ci4il.r. -, to let jour bnitU i Atry btiuM (or for uaT' THE WEEKLY irli-IIdi lOR 1802. dollar (FlITf-XWO WEEKS) i quctls 2 Cents a Week. i'Ue ):nlia Wkkki.v Wohi.d UtitAl.D ii;-- (imparuoii with any weekly s i in Ihc United htatcs. I' :i ibe best and ifivM tha most for tiny. Uera are sou feature aad a about it: Th Woni.a-Hsaii.D 1s Un only weakly per lu tha west thai (iVM alt Ifct . This it Out by coudauain awl buillu aowa tba saws of aach day, eeo(,t iu waat asattaca. waica an glraii la f uU. Waaaxr WoaLD-HaaAtaeoalaloi s atoadld atrteuiural aapaitaaat aad U tbaoaly vaskly aevapapar la tka waat aavtaa; aa arlcultural adltar. This aasa It of (pacta! value to fanasrs. ba eaiiaa H takaa tba ptae of a raacial sari cultural sapor aa aavas k JT WaTWg la tb pubticaUoa f lataraaUaa' siorlos tbo WoBLa-HsBALa has alwas baoa ah of all rivals la lh waat. It will, aria- the praaent wlatar and prla. ubliah a loart oa abort story each wash, a U always doss, and In addllloa It wul aaraad befora tss roadura soma of taw bast ssrlal ttorias ovar wrltuo. Ha caally Mrs. rraacas Bodawoa Bursatt's latatt story. "Otovaaal aad tbo Otliar." hat appaarod la tas World-Hibalb froas woak to waak. After tt came so eiciuar aad mysterious story by "Luke Sharp." which ran several weeks, aad thai will be followed by a aew story by "Mark Twain," the fsrnoui hu BMrlat aad etarr writer. Other wlU fol low thai POUTICli The Wobi.d-Hsbald I Tat ea politi cal news. Being tndepeudent of party oiwanixstloai It Is fair, la the presi dential flf ht so close at hand It will (Ire la Its bows columns all iUt. Eattur ially It will continue to struct-) for tariff reform, an increase of the money supply aa a sound basis, the refulaUoa of rail roads, the reductioa of freight rates and thedorelopmentof the west. At Wash ington It now has Mr. & U Motcetfe. so well known In Nebraska, snd ha will give In the best and moat readable form the Washington sews of greateet Interest to Nebraska, lows, Dakota. Wyoming and other part of the west. m The World-Rskald aim to be enter taining and amusing as well as Interest ing and Instructive. Therefore every leeue contains such humorous stories and witty paragraphs ss can be gathered from the beet tunny papers. SPORTSt Pugilism, horee racing, boat races snd ether sports are given due spec. 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