CAUSED BY Vfl6ClNflTI0N.
(From th Journal. Detroit, Mich.)
.Every one in the vicinity of Meldrum
avenue and Champlaln street, Detroit,
knows Mrs. McDonald, and many a
neighbor has reason to feel grateful to
her for the kind and friendly interest
she has manifested in cases of illness.
She is a kind-hearted friend, a natural
nurse, and an intelligent and refined
lady.
To & reporter she recently talked at
aome length about Dr. "William's Pink
Pills, giving some very interesting in
stances in her own immediate knowl
edge of marvelous cures, and the uni
versal beneficence of the remedy to
those who had used it.
" I have reason to know." said Mrs.
McDonald, "something of the worth of
this medicine, 'or it has been demon
strated in my own immediate family.
My daughter Kittle is attending high
school, and has never been very strong
since she began. I suppose she studies
hard, and she has quite a distance to go
every day. When the small-pox broke
out all of the school children had to be
vaccinated. I took her over to Dr. Jame
son and he vaccinated her. I never saw
such an arm in my life and the doctor
said he never did. She was broken out
on her shoulders and back and was just
as sick as she could be. To add to it
all neuralgia set in and the poor child
was in misery. She is naturally of a
nervous temperament end she suffered
most awfully. Even after she recovered
the neuralgia did not leave her. Stormy
days or days that were damp or pre
ceded a storm, she could not go out at
all. She was pale and thin and had no
appetite.
"I have forgotten just who told me
about the Pink Pills, but I got some for
her and they cured her right up. She
has a nice color in her face, eats and
sleeps well, goes to school every day,
and is well and strong in every partic
ular. I have never heard of anything to
build up the blood to compare with
Pink Pills. I shall always keep them in
the house and recommend them to my
neighbors."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peo
ple are considered an unfailing specific
in such diseases as locomotor ataxia,
partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sci
atica, neuralgia, rheurratism. nervous
headache, the after-effects of la grippe,
palpitation of the heart, pale and sal
low complexions, that tired feeling re
sulting from nervous prostration; all
diseases resulting from vitiated humors
in the blood, such as scrofula, chronic
erysipelas, etc. They are also a specific
for troubles peculiar to females, such
as suppressions, irregularities and all
forms of weakness. In men they effect
a radical cure in all cases arising from
mental worry, overwork, or excesses of
whatever nature. Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills are sold by all dealers, or will be
sent post paid on receipt of price (50
cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50 they
are never sold in bulk or by the 100) by
addressing Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, X. Y.
A Joke That is Not Half True.
It is a common joke that when a
man's wife is out of town he writes a
mournful letter, and then poes around
and has a high old time. There is not
much in that joke. It does not begin
to do duty with the mother-in-law joke,
and that is pushed far beyond its
deserts. The fact is that out of a dozen
men whose wives are out of the city
for the summer there will be at least
eleven who are really lonely, and, in
fact, put in a very miserable time.
They do not feel willing1 to acknowl
edge it at first, and few like to have
sympathy thrust upon them, but there
are mijrhty few who do not in their
hearts pay the highest kind of tribute
to their wives and wish for their re
turn. "W ashington Star.
Word Which Rhyme Not.
The number of English words whici
have no rhyme in the language is very
large, Five or six thousand at least
are without rhyme and consequently
can be employed at the end of the
verse only by transposing the accent,
coupling" them with an imperfect conso
nance or constructing an artificial
rhyme out of two words. Among the
other words to which there are no
rhymes may be mentioned month, sil
ver, liquid, spirit, chimney, warmth,
gulf, sylph, music, breadth, width,
depth, honor, iron, ec-ho.
THE NEBRASKA STATE FAIR.
Special Hates and Trains via the Bar
lincton Route.
Round trip t it-l ets to Omaha at the one
way rate, plus 50 cents (for admission cou
pon to the State Fair;, will Le on pa'.e Sep
teml er l'3th to -'Oth. at Burlington Route
stations, in Nebraska, in Kensas on the
Con; ordia, Ot-erlin and fct. Francis lines
and in Ioa and ilisouri within 100 miles
of Omaha.
Nebraskans are assured that the '95 State
Fair will be a vast improvement on its
predecessors Larger mere brilliant 1 et
ter worth seeing. Every one who can do
so should sj end State Fair week, the who e
of it, in Omaha.
The outdoor ce'etrations will be particu
lar attractive, surf ass in? anvtbingof the
kind ever le ore undertaken by any west
ern city. Every eveninr, Omaha will le
aflame with e ectrie lights and glittering
pageants wi l ara-le the streets. The pro
gram i or the evenin:1: ceremonies is:
Monday, Sept. lt'th Grand bicycle Car
nival. Tuesday. Sept. 17th Ne': raska's j arade.
Wednesday, Sept. 1Mb Mi.itary and
t Jvir- -i arade.
Ihursdav, Sert. lPth Knirhts of Ak-Sar-ten
l'arade, to 1 e followed ty the "i eat
of Mondamiu" Fa 1.
Round trip ti Lets to Omaha at the re
duced rates above mentioned, as well as
full information a out the Buriinzton
Route's train service at the time of the
State Fair, ran I e had on application to
iie nearest B. & M. R. R. agent.
Homeorrkfru' Excursion.
On Aug:. 2lUh. Pert.. ICth and 24th, 1SC,
the Union Pacific System v ill sell ticket
from 1'ounci Bluffs and Omaha to point
touth ind west in Xer raska and Kansas
also t Colorado. Wyominr, Utah and
Idaho, east ot Weiser and south of Beaver
Canon, at exceedingly low rate. For lu I
information, as to rates and limits apply
to A. C. Di xx,
City Ticket Agent, 1202 Farnam St.,
Omaha, Neb.
A vein of coal five ieet thick was found
90 feet dee-i near Louisville, His.
Among the books announced by
Harper fc Brothers for publication in
September is A Study of Death, by
Henry M. Alden, author of God in His
World. The extraordinary success of
Mr. Alden's previous book, which wai
pronounced '"the most successful work
of religious thought of the season,"
and "the most noteworthy book of a
religious kind (in style as well as in
substance) published in England or in
America for many years," insures a
suitable reception for A Study of Death
a book wholly uncommon, spiritual,
hopeful and important.
The largest cut stone in the world is in
the Temple of the Bmn ml faalbac.
PROBLEM OF FINANCE.
EX-SENATOR FAR WELL WOULD
SOLVE IT.
Campaign for International Bimetallism
Should Be Inaugurated and Kept Up
Until Public Sentiment U Thoroughly
Awakened.
(John V. Farwell, in Chicago Record.)
"The crime of 187S" became a veri
table Horr-nets nest in the recent long
debate. The "immaculate conception"
of financial wisdom and honesty
brought forth a gold standard, says
Horr, and the child, says Harvey, has
been the incarnation of monetary vil
lainy, and each is applauded to the echo.
The Congressional Record has be
come a financial bible, in that any mon
etary sect can turn over its pages and
prove anything to suit all the high
priests of finance. Even the saintly
Tribune's columns have been subsi
dized by the "Harveyized steel process"
into saying things on both sides of the
criminal indictment against congress
hardened sinner that she is if Harvey
is to be believed.
Horr is horrified by Harvey's sug
gestion that any criminal intent lurked
in silver demonetization through the
child-like and bland Messrs. Sherman
and Hooper, who acted as wet nurses
for the innocent gold-standard coinage
law. The idea that it was coined in
villainy and issued in deception so
tried his nerves that he had to have a
vacation for recruiting purposes.
It was a most innocent law assur
edly for "we only had greenbacks in
circulation when it was passed." How
could it affect us? True, we owed a
$3,000,000,000 war debt, made on a bi
metallic standard. Who in congress
could be such a fool as not to want to
pay it in gold if the creditors wanted
it, or such a knave as to ask our gener
ous creditors to take their pay in silver,
then worth a premium of 3 per cent?
Monstrous! This is all very plain.
Of course, it is arrant nonsense to
affirm that a law reducing the world's
money more than one-half would make
the other fraction that was left any
harder to get when pay day came
around. Only fools can hold to such
an idea.
They are not Tribunized. That's
what's the matter with them.
The idea that silver demonetization
has made any difference in its real
value, by destroying the most aggres-
siro arr nnn e t n n t lomanrt fnr it or in
v i M v. i j
the value of gold by doubling the de-
mand, is only a child's fancy. Full
grown men know better.
No wonder that Brother Horr is hor
rified when Brother Harvey even hints
that any one has not been elevated into
the third financial heaven by the last
twenty-five years of a beneficent gold
standard.
True, wehave had a few labor strikes
and a few failures in the manufacturing
world on account of a decline of 50 per
cent in the value of their products in
exchanging them for gold but this
does not prove that gold has risen in
exchangeable value for such property.
Of course, it don't only fools claim
that. This is due only to the overpro
duction of silver since it was demone
tized, and to the expansive power of
steam on the brain. Any one should
see that without a financial telescope.
Haven't university professors said so,
time and again, if not oftener? Dare
any one dispute their dictum? Verily,
verily we have fallen on evil times
when gold spectacles cannot make even
blind people see the folly of wanting
more real money. True, our property
wealth has increased many hundred
times since silver was relegated to the
kitchen into the spoon business, which,
together with property accumulations
of the last twenty-five years, and of the
centuries, must now be measured only
with gold. But who is fool enough to
believe that this alters the exchange
able value of gold or the demand for it
when hank bills, checks and credits
can be printed by steam and any one
can imagine that these can supply the
place of gold, which must be admitted
is a little scarce, when the imagination
fails to make good its wonderful illu
sions in the light of a panic which
makes commerce see stars of the. first
magnitude, while bankers call in their
loans in the vain hunt for golden
eagles, "gone where the woodbine
twineth," into the wilderness of sin,
while Sinai thunders the law, "Pay
that thou owest," not in checks and
bank bills, but in gold vanished into
burglar-proof vaults and old women's
stockings. (See Eccles on Panics not
in his newspaper arc-light articles on
the beauties of a gold standard, but in
his tour of inspection of national
banks, in the panic of 1893, looking for
the location of said "woodbine" and a
chemical that would turn pictures into
gold.)
Away with bimetallism. It has been
bisected and dissected for twenty years
Vitr rnr financial universitv sure-eons
J until no one in his senses believes it
i possible in this wonderful age of rev
' olutions and evolutions. Abraham,
i Isaac and Jacob, David and Solomon,
i Caesar of the Roman empire, and Jef
' ferson and Hamilton, of the stars and
1 stripes, with their centuries of financial
1 ignorance which had no printing
presses run by steam, and no imagina
; tions that could turn filthy rags into
money, have passed away forever. The
i confidence game is now on top. Only
make the people believe that free
trade is the philosopher's stone in na
tional prosperity and you have it. True,
J when its ghost rose out of a Democratic
victory, that precious stone was only
skunk meat, kept a trifle too long
made the people sick,
j Only make the people believe that a
' promise to pay gold (with none to pay
with) is the ladder Jacob saw that
reached up to heaven, when hewas
seeking a fortune under a bargp
... '"-V... . -
the Almighty that if he would only
make him rich he would give him back
a tenth of the proceeds, and you have
the key to all kinds of prosperity; but
twenty years experience has demon- !
strated that while Jacob has been get- i
ting rich Laban has been shorn 1 his
wealth in exchange for gold. The ser
vant has become the master of all val
ues, from turnips to church steeples.
Mr. Horr informs us that Newton and
Copernicus foresaw the fall of silver
and the coming revolution in many mat
ters. It must have been when Newton
saw the apple fall. And so the law of
gravitation simply means that silver
and all other products of labor must
fall when gold was discovered to be the
best metal to corner this business of
falling. Copernicus, when he discov
ered the revolution of the earth on its
axis, simply foresaw that the power of
gold as the best money metal only a
little scarce would work a revolution
in all commercial affairs. Why should
n't these antediluvians forsee the wis
dom that a few centuries would store
up in the brain of Sherman and Hooper
to construct a law that would do a
thing that no one supposed was being
done in 1873, but the wise men who dis
covered gold as the only metal fit Tor
legal money to run corners with on
other products of labor the law of
gravitation must of necessity attract
everything of the nature of value to
the center of the universe of trade,
which is, of course, gold.
The law of revolution on its own axis
for mother earth is only another way
of saying that everything worth a cent
must immediately revolve around the
gold axis of commerce to conform to
human reason and an honest imagin
ation, which with our own supply of
confidence can make money of paper
rags equal to gold until the bottom
drops out of confidence. Truly, Broth
er Horr, this is "an age of wonderful
' progress." when the shadow of gold can
, be turned into bullion by printing pa
j per and a high-toned fancy,
i The congress of 1S73 cannot plead
i guilty to an indictment of ignorance
1 and retain self-respect, but they can
; claim the wisdom of Newton and Co
; pernicus and the moral honesty cf vcri
j table Josephus, tempted, it may be, by
I a wicked lobby not Potiphar's wife
i but as Copernicus and Newton believed
! in a gold standard to liquidate debts
j made on a silver standard they could
j not have been wrong in doing what
they did, and therefore they were
neither ignorant nor vile. Can't any
. one see that such reasoning beats
i Blackstone on the law of evidence in
criminal practice?
t
We advise Brother Harvey to give up
the contention at once. It would be so
nice to believe that no one is wanting
in brains or honesty, now that Col.
Strong and Gen. George B. Swift are
mayors of the two great cities which
have been ruled with such unimpeach
able honesty for so many years, that
one may well wonder that "the crime
of 1873" was ever invented by fertile
imaginations. There could have been
no motive for revolutionizing the
J monetary system of the world but to
I enable the laboring man to get gold to
buy beer with certainly not. Then
j why should not Harvey and all good
j Christians request that the congress of
1S73 be voted a gold medal every one
of them? If this had been done in
Queen Victoria's country they would
all have been knighted before night,
that their fame might have been per
petuated for the benefit of beermakers
and the dear laboring classes. Gold
medals, however, are better than
empty titles for I remember when
Baron Grant took in a bevy of English
j lords with a Utah. silver mine, the stock
exchange remarked, "The queen may
s grant titles, but a title without honor is
j a Baron Grant," and presto, change,
i Baron Grant's mansion was prized and
j sold, but the purchaser could not fill the
tainted dwelling place of a baron, and
had to tear it down because the said
baron was a barren field in which to
find honor or anything else of value in
the markets of the world. Honest In
dian, has not the gold standard proved
a mammoth pall of the public to the
gold barons who advised it for their
own purposes of deceit as to results?
Horr says commerce has settled the
question and not law. Harvey says law
settled it for centuries, so that gold
and silver were legal money until 1873.
Who is right on this question it is not
hard to find.
Would it not be well to find out ratios
of property to money, that is, to meas
ure it past and present and see
whether the products of labor in both
are properly protected? This is the
basis of any ratio that can be consid
ered honest and fair to all.
Who paid for this famous debate?
Will it sell in book form to let both
parties out, by the public paying the
bills, as in the sale of "Coin's Financial
School"?
Will either party rise to the occasion
and with sound and consecrated com
mon sense give us a currency law that
the people can indorse, when the de
bates are closed, at the polls? A com
promise with the people is the only way
out and it should be based on the ex
perience of the past In the use of
greenbacks, as well as silver and gold.
The bankers of Europe and the United
States should inaugurate it instead of
sending Horr to demolish one humbug
in the interest of another, and "let us
have peace" instead of panics for the
next 100 years. A campaign in the in
terest of international bimetallism
should be inaugurated and kept up un
til public sentiment shall demand the
only world-wide solution of a problem
which for twenty-five years has vexed
the ocean of commerce, with more
storms than all other centuries of con
flicts, in the destruction of values, in
stead of wars, without any compensa
tion whatever in the demonetization of
silver.
fJenRV
dollars.
HAS A SHEEP'S LEO.
Bb Is Transplanted from Sheep to Boy
in a Philadelphia Hospital.
A few days ago in the operating room
of the Hahnemann hospital in Phila
delphia, a big healthy sheep was sac
rificed that young Boyd Folwell might
have a well leg. The operation which
ensued, that of taking a bone from a
live animal and implanting it in a hu
man subject, is so uncommon as to
make It worthy of more than passing
notice. Folwell is a bright boy of 15
years, who received an injury to his leg
about four months ago, which resulted
In necrosis, or rotting of the shin bone
of his right leg. He was admitted to
the Hahnemann hospital, but nothing
could be done to stay the progress of
the mortification. A few days ago It
was decided that amputation of the
limb would become .necessary to save
the boy's life, and, after the parents
had been so notified and were pre
pared for the worst, Dr. Carl V. Visher,
one of the surgeons of the hospital
staff, decided that bone-grafting might
save the limb. Accordingly a big, fine
looking sheep was procured at the
stock yards and taken to Dr. Visher's
laboratory. The animal was shorn and
shaved, and kept in first-class condi
tion for a few days, when it was taken
to the hospital. The boy was placed
under the influence of ether, and the
part of the bone of the right leg for
seven inches above the ankle joint was
cut away. The sheep in the meantime
had been chloroformed, and the sur
geons cut away a portion of its fore
leg to the exact measurement of the
part the place ofwhich it was to take.
As soon as the bone was taken from
the sheep it was fitted in the gap and
the joints of the boy's bones were cov
ered with periosteum from the sheep's
bone, in order to afford the proper
nourishment to the bone. The boy is
said to be feeling well, but some time
must elapse before it is definitely
known whether or not the grafting is
a success. Only a few operations have
been successfully carried out. If the
operation comes up to the expectation
of the surgeons, Folwell will walk and
run as well as he ever did in his life.
SHE WAS NERVY.
And Didn't Shudder at the Thought of
Besting the Innocent Conductor.
She was a business-like woman.
There was nothing frivolous in her
face, if I am any reader of counte
nances. She looked as if she could
drive a bargain with the skill of an ex
pert. She boarded a Main street car,
walked calmly to the front corner, sat
down and began to read a newspaper.
After several other persons had got on,
the conductor came forward to collect
the fares. The woman did not look
up from her paper. The conductor
rang up a number of fares, and then be
gan to look puzzled. Evidently his re
ceipts did not correspond with the men
tal note he had made of the number he
should collect.
"Did I get your fare'" he asked of a
man sitting on the opposite side of the
car. The reply was affirmative.
"And jours?" turning to his neigh
bor. Still an affirmative reply. The
woman continued absorbed in her pa
per. The conductor looked hard at her
several times, but evidently her sex
saved her from an accusation of trying
to beat the company. The conductor
shook his head sadly, and returned to
the rear platform. Then the woman
stopped reading, and, with just the
ghost of a smile on her face, began
looking out of the window. I have seen
men work'the trick often, but this was
the first time I ever saw a woman who
had the nerve to do it. Ex.
War mrtltioiis in Cuba.
A prominent Cuban who left the is
land recently and is visiting New Or
leans, says there is little doubt in his
mind of the success of the revolution.
The Spanish army is composed of very
young men, who are not used to much
exertion or a tropical climate. They
are constantly harassed at night by
small parties of Insurgents, who pre
vent them from sleeping, and the sen
try duty required is very heavy. The
revolutionists live on the corn and oth
er crops that grow wild in Cuba, and
there are cattle enough in the deeper
recesses of the forests to last an army
two years. The hospitals in the larger
cities are full of sick and wounded
Spanish soldiers. Campos is virtually
conducting a defensive campaign, and
his hold upon some of the important
towns is by no means secure.
Cecil Rhode' "White Rhinoceros.
Premier Cecil Rhodes recently came
Into possession of a white rhinoceros,
and has intimated his intention of pre
senting it to the South African mu
seum. It is a very fine specimen of a
class of beasts now nearly extinct. It
measured six feet four inches across
the shoulders, and its long and short
horns are two feet eleven and one-half
inches and eleven and three-quarter
inches respectively. Mr. Rhodes has
sent the carcass home to be properly
stuffed at his own expense, and the
value of the gift ia very considerable.
Baron Rothschild recently paid $2,000
for a white rhinoceros, and the museum
would have been prepared to offer a
similar price had not Mr. Rhodes come
to the rescue. Mr. Rhodes' rhinoceros
was killed in Mashonaland.
Wheels In Their Heads.
Stranger in the place (to native)
What fine, large building is that yon
der? A svLmmer retreat?
Native Oh, yes; there are more
than two hundred men and women
stopping there now with their wheels.
Stranger Indeed! A special resort
for bicyclists, eh?
Native No, a lunatic asylum!
After an Esquimaux is burled no
member of the family visits the gr&vs.
XI is conslflervd unlucky to do Mb
Highest of all in Learening Power.
Confined ound.
The intensity of confined sound is
finely illustrated at Causbrook castle,
isle of Wight, where there is a well 200
feet deep and 12 feet in diameter. The
well has 18 feet of water in it, and the
entire interior from top to water is
lined with smooth masonry. Thislining
so completely confines the sound that a
pin dropped from the top can be heard
very plainly to strike the water, at a
distance of 182 feet below. Another
instance is cited from India, where
workmen at waterworks often talk
with those at the reservoir, 18 miles
away, their telephone being an IS inch
water main that is no longer used for
conveying water. St. Louis Republic,
M. L.. THOMPSON & CO., Druppists. Cou
dersport. Pa. sav Halls Catarrh Cure is the
test and only sure cure for catarrh they ever
sold Druggists sell it, 75c.
The Woman Medical Writer.
A London, writer, with due respect
for women journalists, thinks that the
only department of a paper that should
be closed to a woman writer is the
medical unless, of course, she is a
medical "man." He goes on to say that
the medical columns of any London
weekly, it is easy to perceive, are con
ducted by accomplished experts, but a
case has recently come under his notice
where a young woman who had failed
as an art critic was set to answer the
medical inquiries of correspondents on
a country paper. "I forget to a deci
mal what was the exact mortality of
the district," he continues, "but the
proprietor said if she remained much
longer on the paper he should have had
no subscribers left. One of her replies
was something like this: 'To Daisy
Thanks so much for your kind letter.
Yes. The mistake was mine. It
should have been a quarter grain of
strychnine instead of a quarter of a
pound for your father's complaint.
How unlucky! Better luck next time,
but I was so very busy. Yes. There is
no better shop for mourning than
Jay's.' "
After six years' suffering, I was cured by
Pisos Cure. Maky Thomson, 21 Ohio
Ave., Allegheny, Pa., March l'J, "V.
A nauchter' Cruel Joke.
A story is beiDg told of a young lady
who found a package of love letters
that had been written to her mother
by her father before they were mar
ried. The daughter saw that she
could have a little sport, and read them
to her mother, substituting her own
name for that of her mother, and a fine ;
young man for that of her father. The j
mother jumped up and down in her
chair, shifting her feet, and seemed
terribly disgusted, and forbade her
daughter to have anything to do with
the young men who would write such
sickening and nonsensical stuff to a
girL When the young lady handed
the letter to her mother to read the
house became 60 still that one could
hear the grass growing in the back
yard.
"Hanson's ISagle Corn Salve."
Warranted to care or money refunded. Aak yoJX
drugg-Ut lor It. frice 15 cect.
The Century for September will con
tain three complete sketches of fiction
by popular American writers, repre
senting three different sections of the
country. Mrs. Mary Hallock Foote
will contribute a powerful story of
mining life in the far west, entitled
"The Cup of Trembling." Miss Sarah
Orne Jewett will contribute a humor
ous story of the New England coast,
entitled "All My Sad Captains," and
illustrated by Tape. The third is a
roarinsr sketch, bv Harry Stillwell Ed
wards, of neirro life in the south. It is
entitled "The Gum Swamp Debate,"
and is full of humor, and is a faithful
reflection of the characteristics of the
negro race.
Tickets at Reduced Rates
Will be sold via the Nickel Plate road
on occasion of the meeting of the Ger
man Catholic Societies of the United
States at Albany, N. Y., Sept. 15th to
ISth. For further information address
J. Y. Calahan, GenT Agent, 111 Adams
St., Chicago.
Small and Bteady pains I ring the kind of
rk hes that do not take wings and fly away.
Eiiliard tab'e, second-hand, for sale
cheap. Applv to or address, H. C. Akin",
'ill S. I'-th St., Omaha, Se'a.
Life has no basing like a j.rudent friend.
The Onward March
of Consumption is
stopped short by Dr.
TieTce's Golden Med
ical Discovery. If
vou haven't waited
bej-ond reason,
there's com pit te re
covery and cure.
Although by many
believed to be incur
able, there is the
evidence of hundreds
of living: witnesses to
the fact that, in all
itr. earlier stages, con
sumption is a curable
' disease. Not every
'case, but a large per
centage oj cases, ana
we believe, fully 98
per cent, are cured
by Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
even after the disease has progressed so
far as to induce repeated bleedings from
the lungs, severe lingering cough with
copious expectoration (including tubercu
lar matter), great loss of flesh and extreme
emaciation and weakness.
I I I I I I I I I I j j I I I 1
wa m0 a w. a w a
Hog Fence,
Latest U. S. Gov't Report
A Solution Found.
The Boston Traveller says that a few
weeks a.go a Maine young man bought
a pair of socks cotaining a note saying
the writer was an employee of the
Kenosha (Wis.) knitting works and
wanted a good husband. She gave her
name and requested the buyer, if an
unmarried man, to write with a view
to matrimony. The young man who
found the note considered the matter
in all its phases and decided to write to
the girl. He did. Awaiting the an
swer with considerable anxiety he was
at last rewarded with a curt letter
stating that the girl was now the moth
er of two children and had been mar
ried four years, and the letter he had
answered had been written ever so
long ago. It was a "sock dollager,"
and the young man hunted for a solu
tion. He found it. The merchant of
whom he bought the socks doesn't ad
vertise. The Modern Beauty
Thrives on good food and sunshine, with
plenty of exercise in the open air. Her
Torm glows with health and her face
blooms with its beauty. If her system
needs the cleansing action of a laxative
remedy, she uses the gentle and pleas
ant liquid laxative. Syrup of Figs.
Mouths.
Some mouths look like peaches and
cream and some like a hole chopped
into a brick wall to admit a new door or
window. The mouth is a hotbed of
toothaches, the bunghole of oratory
and a baby's crowning glory. It is
patriotism's fountain head and the tool
chest for pie Without it the politician
would be a wanderer on the face of the
earth, and the cornetist would go down
to an unhonorhd grave. It js the gro
ppr's friend, the orator's nride and the
dentist's hope. Mammoth Spring M
lon-
ltor.
F IT 8 All Fit s stopped f ree hx I r. K 1 1 n es G re ft
?erTe Hestorer. Nc r itsaftf r t lie tiri oav'R ut-e.
llarvr luuscurt-.. Treatise ami S2tnal boMlfrt tj
i it cfebts. betul to lir. Kiiueol at cL tot., i lai., 1 a
Humilitv is a virtue ail i reach, none jrao
tice, and yet everybody Ls content to hear
praised.
Experience lead rauny molhri- to say
"Use Parser's bin erT ic." hmo it s-ntci-liy
good for co.ds. i u:n and almost every wekne.
The largest mammoth tusk yet discovered
was sixteen feet in length.
Thoae dlKtreaaing Corns!
Ba.1 as they are. Hind, rcorns i.l rr muTe them ana
then you cku wnli and run and jump as you like.
The Nickel Plate road has authorized
its agents to sell tickets at greatly re
duced rates to Albany, N. Y., on occa
sion of the meeting of the German
Catholic Societies of the United States
in that city, Sept. lfith to lsth. For
particulars address J. Y. Calahan, GenT
Agent, 111 Adams St., Chicago.
Love toois
the mind.
not with the eyes, but with.
The Greatest Hedical Discovery
of the Age.
KENNEDY'S
MEDICAL DISCOVERY.
DONALD KENNEDY, CF ROXBURY, MASS.,
Has discovered in one of our common
pasture weeds a remedy that cures every
kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula
down to a common Pimple.
He has tried it in over eleven hundred
cases, and never failed except in two cases
(both thunder humor). He has now in his
possession over two hundred tertificates
of its value, all within twenty miles of
Boston. Send postal card for book.
A beneiit is always experienced from
the first bottle, and a perfect cure is war
ranted when the right quantity is taken.
When the lungs are atfected it causes
shooting pains, like needles passing
through them; the same with the Liver
or Bowels. This is caused by the ducts
being stopped, and always disappears in a
week after taking it. Read the label.
If the stomach is foul or bilious it will
cause squeamish feelings at first.
No change of diet ever necessary. Eat
the best you can gft, and enough of it
Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bed
time. Sold by all Druggists.
Wheel
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se. etc. Quality
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