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REAL ESTATE. Town residence from $450 to $3,000. Don't
Eay rent any longer. You can own your own dwelling cheaper,
et me show you some good chances to acquire farms in Ne
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Independent phone 454.
No rain only lovely weather and
i. station started growing nicely.
t...:i j'tiy one tell what is soaring
hi: . The price of hegs.
it. 1.. Oldham one of the shining
ligi of the democratic party passed
tlm fh town enroute to the coimtv
sea , remaining here long enough to
tal.. polities with some of his friends.
Mr. v)ldhain is very sanguine that the
dii'! cratic party will elect not only
go. e nor, the legislative ticket, also
cor ressmen from our state. We
thi ik that Mr. Oldham should not
Lund his hopes too high. It might fail
ls ii did in lS'JO.
lVcnk Jean is visiting with his par
Kins and friends over Easter. Mr.
Jean expects to return to Lincoln
M or. Jay where he is attending school.
A. G. Long and Arthur Virgin two
prosperous farmers near Murray at
tended to business matters in town
Friday.n
Mrs. Lloyd of Lincoln is visiting
with her parents Mr. and Mrs. C L.
Jean and her sister, Mrs. Ed Spangler.
Grandma Jean has sufficiently re
covered from her injuries to be able
to visit with neighbors and friends
at present she is visiting with her son
C. L. Jean one mile east of town.
The standard oil wagon left a good
supply of oil to customers in town
Frit lay.
The pupils that attended Platts
mouth high school from this place
are all home for easer.
Giles Lair is helping the boys of
II. L. Propst to plant 130 acres of
small grain eight miles west of town
on the E. E. Goodwin place.
Our grain buyers visited in Platts
mouth Saturday.
Will Fight attended the horse mar
ket in Plattsmouth Friday. August
Clem accompanied him.
A tuuring car passed through town
last week so swift that it was im
possible to distinguish who the oc
cupants were. Some of the town
people say that Thomas was the driver,
others say Gering was along because
they heard Matt holler when they
crossed the track. Go slow next time
we w ish to greet you.
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When Candy Is Good fcr a Child.
Tne average, healthy child of 10 or
12 should be able to eat of pure can
Jy the equivalent In weight of two or
three lumps of sugar after his mid
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In sufficient quantity, are eaten, and
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Siberia.
Siberia Is one of the largest and
most productive agricultural regions
on the face of the globe, the greater
part of the land being fertile and cap
able of yielding abundant crops and
of sustaining large flocks and herds.
Then, too, the mineral resources have
bardly been touched.
me poor earn.
"Cheer up, Homer," consoled the
wife of the struggling poet. "Surely
some of these days something with
your name will live."
"Yes," grumbled the bard, as be sur
veyed another batch of rejected manu
script, "but 1 bet If It does It will be
a promlse-to-pay note."
Pitchfork Buried In a Tree.
An old-fafhloned hand-made pitch
fork was found imbedded in a tree
trunk on the old Colyer farm near Lit
tle Illue creek by Daniel Uptegrove
the other, day. The fork probably had
been stuck In the tree half a century
before. The tree had grown around It
until It covered all except one tine.
Pine Stronger Than Steel.
Calculation confirmed by experiment
has shown that, weight for wlght,
pine wood is stronger than steel In
both transverse and tensile strength.
It Is regarded as doubtful If ai:y metal
could be made into a hollow rod equal
ing a bamboo rod In stiffness without
exceeding it in weight. In structures
of wood the weak points are always at
the joints. Illustrated Sunday Magazine.
UP TO-DATE MILKING 8CENE.
"What's going on around here?"
asked the surprised visitor. "Is this a
hospital?"
"Oh, no," assured the tall man in the
Ilk hat; "this is the stage setting for
a New England farm drama. The next
act will be the milking scene."
"But I thought the young lady in the
antiseptic apron was a trained nurse?"
"Oh, no; the is the milkmaid. The
young man in the rubber gloves that
you thought was a doctor is the firm
boy. As soon as they bring in the ster
ilized stool nnd the pasteurized palls
and find the cow's tooth brush he
milking scene w ill begin."
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A Land of Lying Rumor.
"Nothing can be believed In this
land unlfss it Is In nlack and white,
and but little even thei ; the most cir
cumstantial details are often n:eit fig
ments of the brain. The one-half one
hears may safely be called false, and
the other half doubtful or not proven. '
So wrote Dr. LMngstone of Africa
more than thirty years ago, after a
lifetime's experience of the continent,
and It wouhl not appear that Its char
acter for truthfulness has yet under
gone any great change for the better.
How o Clean Plaster.
When plarter ensta become soiled
with either dust or finger marks make
a creamy solution of dry starch and
cold water and apply it with a soft
brush, carefully wetting all crevices
and depressions. Set the cast aside to
dry, then remove the starch with a
stilt brush, and It will look as if fresh
from the studio. Harper's Bazar.
Peculiar Contract Upheld.
In a Belfast breach of promise case
the man. a farmer, won. He agreed
to marry a spinster If she could ralase
500. She was able to get together
only $300. so the farmer called It off,
despite the fact that he had ordered
the clergyman to be on hand to marry
them. The Judge said that the prom
ise to marry was conditional and the
condition had not been fulfilled.
Proof of Heredity.
"Anybody could tell that youngster
was the son of a Wall street man."
"Why?"
"Because as soon as he got pres
ent of a little toy farm complete, he
started in to break up all the lambs."
WHAT HE WANTED.
The eloquent speaker at the Polar
club dinner grew enthusiastic.
"Just look what the explorers give
us," he shouted, warming up to the
subject. "They give us information
about the aurora borealls, they give us
descriptions of the caches and Igloos,
they give us the life of the Eskimo
and "
But Just then a little man at the end
of the tnble was rude enough to Inter
rupt. "Mr. Speaker," he piped In a shrill
voice, "there Is Just one thing they
could give us and we would all appre
ciate." "And what Is that, sir?"
"They could give us a rest."
The Force of Associatlfin.
"Our glazier tells me he Is going to
give up his business and take up the
study of surgery."
"He may make a good surgeon, but
I doubt If he would ever be a popular
one."
"Why not?"
"Because he would never think of
performing any operation without a
great deal of pane."
In the Year 2000.
The Old Resident For some reason
the air doesn't seem to be so fresh as
It was when I was a boy.
His Great-Great -Grandchild No
wonder, great great grandpa. Just
think how much It has been contam
inated since then by gasoline from air
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Long Time Between Calls.
Pearl Yes, Percy Van Pickle has
gone. He says all his friends call
him a star.
Ruby (wearily) Oh, If he were only
a comet.
Pearl A comet?
Ruby Yes, and made only one visit
tn 76 years.
They Changed Their Minds.
Phelps I heard the people in your
town were determined to widen the
sidewalks?
Ives They were, but tbey Have
changed their minds; tbey concluded
It would be cheaper for them to let
the sidewalks alone and hope for a
change In the style of women's bats.
Pessrmiet!c Vitw rf Life.
I do not Vnow f lint I may appear to
the world, but to myrelf I seem to
liave 1-t en only )i!:e a hoy playing on
the tFTshnre r.rd diverting myself In
now ni 1 thet. lii'i'ini? a s.nooth pebble
or a preti'tr shell than ordinary,
whilst the great ocean of truth lay
all undiscovered before me. Sir Isaao
Newton, "Memoirs."
Power of Wealth.
The ultimate test of the real effi
ciency o! a rich man Is to be able to
get his divorce without due publicity
and attendant scandal, except In those
few cases where they rather enjoy
the new sensation of notoriety, a
J phase w hich is really pathological.
Life.
rime Lost.
Women oueht to amount to more
than men. Think of the time men
lose In having their hair cut and get
ting shaved. Atchison (Kan.) Globe.
Ancient.
Gunner Some of the musical com
edies on the road these days are back
numbers. ,
Ouyer I call them "problem plays."
Gunner What in the deuce Is the
problem?
Guyer Wh ' discover which Is
the older the chorus girls or the
Jokes.
Pretty Painful.
"What selection Is that the orches
tra Just finished?" "I don't know.
Sounded to me like neuralgia exp
ressed in music."
In the Art Gallery.
"And who is this without any arms?"
asked the wife.
"Ob, that Is the Venus de Mllo," re
plied the husband.
"How In the world did she manage
to get her dress buttoned up In the
back, do you suppose?"
"Like other women. She may have
had a nusband, you know!" Yonkers
Statesman.
Horrible Pun.
In the rathskeller a crowd of stu
dents were bawling out popular songs,
keeping time with their beer mugs.
"Those boys are good in mathemat
ics," said the man who was safely
entrenched behind a stein and a llm
burger sandwich. "They are very
fond of lagerrhythms." Gateway.
Real Solomon.
Gunner Bright Judge over In that
police court.
Guyer What's his latest?
Gunner Family quarrel. Hus
band said the cause of the difference
was the fact that his trousers were
threadbare and his wife refused to
mend them.
Guyer H'ml What did the wife say?
Gunner She didn't get the chance
to say anything. The Judge told her
to go home and patch up the differ
ence.
To Clarify Rainwater.
To clarify the cloudy rainwater and
render It fit for washing and house
hold purposes, measure two ounces of
powdered alum and two ounces of bor
ax, for each barrel, and add it to the
water. In a few hours the sediment
will settle, and the water will be clari
fied and fit for use.
