uuuuyuuyuiiuyuu AnnAA AirtnAnAnAA X X X MYNARD. 11 XJt !A XXXiniXXXXXXXihiX i.j fill mum x Sni I ? ? y v t ? ? ? T t 52-u I , ft) c6 4l ALCOHoL ,1 PKR CENT. AVcgelableivtpar;i!iiinrons-t-IniilaiiiigihcFoodi-wlRula i - g Uic S lornicii anJBowcls of Piroirnfcs Di?s?ionrheetfut nesSirH:s Cni t.iinsnrifhr OpiiiM.hurj!huie norMinaraL! A JT AIICOTIC. jIlxMma yt'srSffd llituftenaHiia ItirmSrrd- Jtatajmn tttmr. Ancrfecl Reraedv forConsfija tton , Sour Stomach.Diarrtoa Worms .ConvulsioiisJewisfr ness and Loss or Sleep. FacSunile Signature of NEW YORK. For Infants and ChiMrcn. The Kind You Always Bought Bears me A, a Signature Am of A At A J IF In Use For Over Thirty Years Exact Copy of Wrapper. Let Me Tell You Something If you want to be properly dressed, you should have your clothes made to order. You can't ret up-to-date styles in . ready-mades, for they are made six months before the season opens . BLUE SERGE SUITS The only place in the city where you can get a good blue serge, fancy worsted, . cheviot or Scotch tweed suit to order that are actually worth from $35 to $40, for only $20 FOR NOTHING All suits made by me on or before March 1st, will be cleaned and pressed as long as they last for nothing. SPECIAL From now until March loth, I will clean, dry clean, and press clothing for 50 cents to 1 dollar. ALL WORK GUARANTEED James Socher The Tailor. TWO JACKS Will sell or trade one, at my barn. J. E. BAIKWICK DOVEY BLOCK REAL ESTATE. Town residence from $450 to $3,000. Don't Eay rent any longer. You can own your own dwelling cheaper, et me show you some good chances to acquire farms in Ne braska, South and North Dakota, Missouri or Texas. FIKE INSURANCE written In six of the best companies. SURETY BONDS. Get your bonds from the American Surety Co. ACCIDENT INSURANCE. The risk of personal injury is 40 times as great as that of losing your property by fire. Secure a policy of the London Gurantee and Accident Company and be sure of an income while you are onable to work. Independent phone 454. No rain only lovely weather and i. station started growing nicely. t...:i j'tiy one tell what is soaring hi: . The price of hegs. it. 1.. Oldham one of the shining ligi of the democratic party passed tlm fh town enroute to the coimtv sea , remaining here long enough to tal.. polities with some of his friends. Mr. v)ldhain is very sanguine that the dii'! cratic party will elect not only go. e nor, the legislative ticket, also cor ressmen from our state. We thi ik that Mr. Oldham should not Lund his hopes too high. It might fail ls ii did in lS'JO. lVcnk Jean is visiting with his par Kins and friends over Easter. Mr. Jean expects to return to Lincoln M or. Jay where he is attending school. A. G. Long and Arthur Virgin two prosperous farmers near Murray at tended to business matters in town Friday.n Mrs. Lloyd of Lincoln is visiting with her parents Mr. and Mrs. C L. Jean and her sister, Mrs. Ed Spangler. Grandma Jean has sufficiently re covered from her injuries to be able to visit with neighbors and friends at present she is visiting with her son C. L. Jean one mile east of town. The standard oil wagon left a good supply of oil to customers in town Frit lay. The pupils that attended Platts mouth high school from this place are all home for easer. Giles Lair is helping the boys of II. L. Propst to plant 130 acres of small grain eight miles west of town on the E. E. Goodwin place. Our grain buyers visited in Platts mouth Saturday. Will Fight attended the horse mar ket in Plattsmouth Friday. August Clem accompanied him. A tuuring car passed through town last week so swift that it was im possible to distinguish who the oc cupants were. Some of the town people say that Thomas was the driver, others say Gering was along because they heard Matt holler when they crossed the track. Go slow next time we w ish to greet you. 1 ? Y T t ? ? t ? Y aa AA AA AA AA AA AA AA AA AA AA AAAA AAAAAAAA AA AA AA AA AA AA AA. The Kansas City Weekly Stai The most comprehensive farm paper All the news Intelligently told Farm questions an swered by a practical farmer and experimenter Exactly what you want In market reports. One Year 25 Cents. Address THE WEEKLY STAR, Kansas City, Mo. ifil Do oit Know h 'I II am When Candy Is Good fcr a Child. Tne average, healthy child of 10 or 12 should be able to eat of pure can Jy the equivalent In weight of two or three lumps of sugar after his mid day meal. This, however, should not be given him unless other proper foods, In sufficient quantity, are eaten, and should never be allowed between meals. Butter taffy and molasses candy, made at home of pure mate rials, are especially to be recommend ed, nnd may be considered valuable ar ticles of food. Jean Williams, M. D In the Woman's Home Companion. Siberia. Siberia Is one of the largest and most productive agricultural regions on the face of the globe, the greater part of the land being fertile and cap able of yielding abundant crops and of sustaining large flocks and herds. Then, too, the mineral resources have bardly been touched. me poor earn. "Cheer up, Homer," consoled the wife of the struggling poet. "Surely some of these days something with your name will live." "Yes," grumbled the bard, as be sur veyed another batch of rejected manu script, "but 1 bet If It does It will be a promlse-to-pay note." Pitchfork Buried In a Tree. An old-fafhloned hand-made pitch fork was found imbedded in a tree trunk on the old Colyer farm near Lit tle Illue creek by Daniel Uptegrove the other, day. The fork probably had been stuck In the tree half a century before. The tree had grown around It until It covered all except one tine. Pine Stronger Than Steel. Calculation confirmed by experiment has shown that, weight for wlght, pine wood is stronger than steel In both transverse and tensile strength. It Is regarded as doubtful If ai:y metal could be made into a hollow rod equal ing a bamboo rod In stiffness without exceeding it in weight. In structures of wood the weak points are always at the joints. Illustrated Sunday Magazine. UP TO-DATE MILKING 8CENE. "What's going on around here?" asked the surprised visitor. "Is this a hospital?" "Oh, no," assured the tall man in the Ilk hat; "this is the stage setting for a New England farm drama. The next act will be the milking scene." "But I thought the young lady in the antiseptic apron was a trained nurse?" "Oh, no; the is the milkmaid. The young man in the rubber gloves that you thought was a doctor is the firm boy. As soon as they bring in the ster ilized stool nnd the pasteurized palls and find the cow's tooth brush he milking scene w ill begin." BAILEY & r.lAGIl THE DENTISTS litest p(ll.nm. Hlgli-GfiHf Drntl try. Rfis MlcFrlr'i. SMt-'nulfipKl llmtil 01 fkf ItthtM itlt ttrtt. oieui discount to citt viitoi M rinnr I'aiUm lllk I'lli '.irimin OWAf , SL9 ttit'it the SXewS'iJleralcl Publishing Go. iff has the best equipped facilities for p printing letterheads, noteheads, en- mi celopes, statements, pamphlets, briefs, S legal blanks, sale bills, (Etc. of any place in this section of the state, and do it in th e neatest and most approved style ? BECAUSE With our New Monotype, the very latest machine invented for getting ou all kinds of Job Work, we can give the very best service hi, mm BECAUSE Every job sent out of this office is printed by New Type, cast by the Mono type for that particular job, therefore the print is clear and neat. BECAUSE JFc have secured one of the best Job Printers in the West, and u e can guarantee you a job that will compare with the best of them. Call in and talk to us about your next order mm 3 m mm py,' ;-,vV,! mm A Land of Lying Rumor. "Nothing can be believed In this land unlfss it Is In nlack and white, and but little even thei ; the most cir cumstantial details are often n:eit fig ments of the brain. The one-half one hears may safely be called false, and the other half doubtful or not proven. ' So wrote Dr. LMngstone of Africa more than thirty years ago, after a lifetime's experience of the continent, and It wouhl not appear that Its char acter for truthfulness has yet under gone any great change for the better. How o Clean Plaster. When plarter ensta become soiled with either dust or finger marks make a creamy solution of dry starch and cold water and apply it with a soft brush, carefully wetting all crevices and depressions. Set the cast aside to dry, then remove the starch with a stilt brush, and It will look as if fresh from the studio. Harper's Bazar. Peculiar Contract Upheld. In a Belfast breach of promise case the man. a farmer, won. He agreed to marry a spinster If she could ralase 500. She was able to get together only $300. so the farmer called It off, despite the fact that he had ordered the clergyman to be on hand to marry them. The Judge said that the prom ise to marry was conditional and the condition had not been fulfilled. Proof of Heredity. "Anybody could tell that youngster was the son of a Wall street man." "Why?" "Because as soon as he got pres ent of a little toy farm complete, he started in to break up all the lambs." WHAT HE WANTED. The eloquent speaker at the Polar club dinner grew enthusiastic. "Just look what the explorers give us," he shouted, warming up to the subject. "They give us information about the aurora borealls, they give us descriptions of the caches and Igloos, they give us the life of the Eskimo and " But Just then a little man at the end of the tnble was rude enough to Inter rupt. "Mr. Speaker," he piped In a shrill voice, "there Is Just one thing they could give us and we would all appre ciate." "And what Is that, sir?" "They could give us a rest." The Force of Associatlfin. "Our glazier tells me he Is going to give up his business and take up the study of surgery." "He may make a good surgeon, but I doubt If he would ever be a popular one." "Why not?" "Because he would never think of performing any operation without a great deal of pane." In the Year 2000. The Old Resident For some reason the air doesn't seem to be so fresh as It was when I was a boy. His Great-Great -Grandchild No wonder, great great grandpa. Just think how much It has been contam inated since then by gasoline from air sh'- f Long Time Between Calls. Pearl Yes, Percy Van Pickle has gone. He says all his friends call him a star. Ruby (wearily) Oh, If he were only a comet. Pearl A comet? Ruby Yes, and made only one visit tn 76 years. They Changed Their Minds. Phelps I heard the people in your town were determined to widen the sidewalks? Ives They were, but tbey Have changed their minds; tbey concluded It would be cheaper for them to let the sidewalks alone and hope for a change In the style of women's bats. Pessrmiet!c Vitw rf Life. I do not Vnow f lint I may appear to the world, but to myrelf I seem to liave 1-t en only )i!:e a hoy playing on the tFTshnre r.rd diverting myself In now ni 1 thet. lii'i'ini? a s.nooth pebble or a preti'tr shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me. Sir Isaao Newton, "Memoirs." Power of Wealth. The ultimate test of the real effi ciency o! a rich man Is to be able to get his divorce without due publicity and attendant scandal, except In those few cases where they rather enjoy the new sensation of notoriety, a J phase w hich is really pathological. Life. rime Lost. Women oueht to amount to more than men. Think of the time men lose In having their hair cut and get ting shaved. Atchison (Kan.) Globe. Ancient. Gunner Some of the musical com edies on the road these days are back numbers. , Ouyer I call them "problem plays." Gunner What in the deuce Is the problem? Guyer Wh ' discover which Is the older the chorus girls or the Jokes. Pretty Painful. "What selection Is that the orches tra Just finished?" "I don't know. Sounded to me like neuralgia exp ressed in music." In the Art Gallery. "And who is this without any arms?" asked the wife. "Ob, that Is the Venus de Mllo," re plied the husband. "How In the world did she manage to get her dress buttoned up In the back, do you suppose?" "Like other women. She may have had a nusband, you know!" Yonkers Statesman. Horrible Pun. In the rathskeller a crowd of stu dents were bawling out popular songs, keeping time with their beer mugs. "Those boys are good in mathemat ics," said the man who was safely entrenched behind a stein and a llm burger sandwich. "They are very fond of lagerrhythms." Gateway. Real Solomon. Gunner Bright Judge over In that police court. Guyer What's his latest? Gunner Family quarrel. Hus band said the cause of the difference was the fact that his trousers were threadbare and his wife refused to mend them. Guyer H'ml What did the wife say? Gunner She didn't get the chance to say anything. The Judge told her to go home and patch up the differ ence. To Clarify Rainwater. To clarify the cloudy rainwater and render It fit for washing and house hold purposes, measure two ounces of powdered alum and two ounces of bor ax, for each barrel, and add it to the water. In a few hours the sediment will settle, and the water will be clari fied and fit for use.