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About The news-herald. (Plattsmouth, Neb.) 1909-1911 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 23, 1909)
I !j!MOlJ)bMcIuCRUN ON TTdE: Old Lim Jucklin, the young bride groom, the bride and Mrs. Jucklin were gathered together discussing connubial blisH from a modern nnd ancient standpoint, respectively. "The experiment of every weddln' la the husband," he remarked, looking at the young man. "So matter how wise he may be, how good a judge of a boss and the weather, somethin' al together different arises in Lis life when he takes unto himself a wife, lie thinks she Is the simple rule of three, but before long bo finds out that she is ail mathematics, with a side light that dazzles but don't en plain astronomy." Mrs. Jucklin spoke up. "Llmtiel, what arc you trying to get ut? You would have It appear that a woman is somethin' not to be understood." "Oh, no; sho Is perfectly plain and so is sunshine, but nobody can't pick It up and examine It to his own satis faction. Woman's all right. It's the Marriage Is the Time When a Mote young husband that I'm gettln' at If I can. Marriage Is a time when a mote gets Into the eye of all experience. Thga are looked at through winks half light and half dark; mnkln' a sort of twilight for the soul; and in the golden dusk everything looks different from what It really Is. Marriage was made to protect woman, and havin' been cut out for her like a garment, it fits her." "Rut don't it fit a man, too?" the bride timidly inquired. "Yes, my dear, with a takin Jn here and n lettin' out there." the old man replied. "The man is the one that has to be tamed. He has to be broke in and made brldleu ise, like a colt. With him marriage is an end; with her a beglnnln'. Do you follow ine?" "No, I'm afraid not," said the bride. "I thought not. Rut what do you think, Rillie?" This was addressed to the bridegroom. "Don't know exactly. All I know is I love Sallie and will always love her," and the pretty eyes of the bride with silent music sang out, "now there." "I don't doubt that," said the old man. "Hut the moiuln' sun is a shin lu' on you now and the noontime of trial hasn't come. Rut it will come. "Many a Time I've Sat Up Waitin' for You," Said Mrs. Jucklin. This beautiful book you now possess la 6hown to you only a page at a time. You can't turn over the, leaves nnd look at the pictures of the future. The plot must come to you a line at a time. The fact Is, you've got to draw your own pictures for the book. Some of them will be painted and some made with rharcoal." "I wish the wagon would come," spoke up the bridegroom, glancing through the window. "Yes, we start out a waitin' for the wagon," replied the old man. "And we end silently lying within its gloomy precincts," said the old minister. "GraciouH me!" exclaimed Mrs. Jucklin, "are they goln' to preach a funeral right here?" Old Llmuel laughed. "I'm not. I'm Just tryln' to give Rillie, there, a little bit of advice. Aud as I was goln' to remark, I don't know of any thing that stands more lu need of com mon sense than marriage the young husband, 1 might say. He Is as raw as unginned cotton. He begins by ylcldin' to every persuasion and after a while rebels Hgalnst himself. A woman never understands why she should surrender a territory that has bUiTcMLV"AND 33C graciously beeu presented to hr. And the sweetest of all territories Is the enjoyment of the spare time of her husband. She finds her mellowest pleasure In his society, aud can't very well understand why she doesn't sup ply his every want. He has told bet time and again that she did. Rut there comes a time, when he wants to stay out a night, to sniff the air of his for mer reckless freedom. It's his nature. It was her nature as an obedient daughter to stay nt home of nights. And when she finds that she hasn't been strons enough to remodel bis nature shc grieves in her soul. "Many a night I've snt up waiiln' for you," said Mrs. .Jucklin. "Yes, but I came, didu't I?" "Yes," she admitted, "but at v lint time?" "Oh, I didn't have to keep trncU of the time. Rut I want to say to Hillie that stayln' out at night Is one of the worst habits a man can fall luto. It Gets Into the Eye cf All Experience. Is the dark side of married life. No matter bow truthful a man may have started out, it makes him more or less a liar. Midnight nnd the truth ain't twins. And a man hasn't re formed when be cusses himself for beln' a fool. The wisest man feels he is a fool when ho stays out too late. There ain't no reproach more fetchin' than to see the moon fadln" away in the heavens. Of course, a man can't stay nt home all the time. The fart is, I'll be hanged If I know vhat he is to do. I'm not talkin' about the saint, but the llesh-and-blood man. You may try all you r.lise to make a hymn of life, but the lirst tiling you know a jig Juno pops up. So, Rillie, when you catch yourself inclined to whistle too many of the jigs, stop and n:;k yotnseli' If they pay in the long run. I don't mean that you should be serious. Xothln' is' g lined by bein' solemn. David Is remembered as well for hav in' danced before the ark as for some of Lis psalms v. herein he wanted the Lord to wipi out a whole lot of folks. Have all the fun yui cm, but recollect It ain't the healthiest fun if yoa have to lie about It to your wife. The old Idea that a man Is cxt usable for lytn" to his wile ain't a good one. When you have lied, and she has caught you, I am not at all certain that a generous acknowledgment will pay. And yet If you stick to It a long time must pass before you can live it down. A woman's memory Is like the sun It rises fresh every niornln'. Sometimes a simple lie Is n finger board pointin' toward the courthouse where they keep divorces. A woman may admire a man because he's a good dancer, but in her heart bIih loves truth and honor. So, be as truthful as you can, and when you (Ind that you have exhausted your stock ask her to help you to replenish it. Make a distress of your scarcity of truth and she will be pleased to nurse it. It will do her good. Marriage may start out as n picnic, you know, but a pic nic has Its cold victuals. To sum the whole thing up, do the best you can. Re patient. Remember that you are a man nnd that the foot of a man Is nearly always on the verge of sllppln'. And when It has slipped put It back wllh as littlo noise as possible. Tell the truth Just as often as you can, and you will Hud It an investment that draws compound Interest in gold." (Copyright, by Oplo Head.) New Jersey Girl One of Uncle Sam's Youngest Scientists. Miss Evelyn Mitchell of East Orange, Known in Europe and America as an Expert on Life of In sect World. Washington. Miss Evelyn Mitchell, one of the youngest women scientists in the I'nited States, who is now do Ing important work for the govern ment at the Smithsonian Institution, Is preparing to write a book on gnata Miss Mitchell has already attracted the attention of the scientific world both in America and Europe by a no table work on mosquitoes entitled, "Mosquito Life," and Is concluding her collection of gnats for the purpose of embodying In book form her study ol them. Miss Mitchell, who is under thirty nnd one of the brightest women now doing expert work for the government, is the daughter of Marcus Mitchell, postmaster of East Orange, N. J., and Is u graduate of Cornell university. She looks less like a scientist than could bo Imagined by any one who has always pictured experts of this kind as obi nnd decidedly peculiar in dress and in personality. Miss Mitchell is full of life and enjoys sports that every collego girl does. She never talks "bug," but in her work nt the National museum here sho sits side by side with men who have spent years of a long life In scientific research. The spectacle of a woman r.ot yet out of her twenties doing remarkabK work for the government is rather tin usual even at the capital, where worn en are engaged in many and varied branches of work. Miss Mitchell came here In IflOl. and has since been engaged in scientific work. Previous ?-L -.'-ft' IE! to that sho had had wide experience in the field following her course of study at Cornell. The circumstance; under which Miss Mitchell obtained her education at the big colli go In Ithaca and the determination wMi which she pursued her Interest in In sect life are more than ordinarily in teresting. When Miss Mitchell was a small young.-ter playing about her parents home in Kast Orange, she manifested a keen interest in everything that crawled or Hew. She brought some thing more than dlseomfoit into the household when she Introduced all sorts of things, trom spiders to but? and took delight In watching her cap lives. When she was ten years old she was sent to school, and shortly afterward bho came across a book en titled "Ten Thousand Spiders," by Rurt Ore-en Wilbur, professor of physi ology at Cornell university. This wi. the first intimation sho had that bugs and beetles nnd such things were ever mado a life study, nnd during the re luuinlng years of her schooling in East Orange sho nursed the hope that one day she could find Mr. Wilbur und study nil about his "Ten Thou sand Spiders" with him. ' Preparations had been completed by he.- father for her entrance to Cornell university, when reverses came and it looked as ii the- young nature stu dent-would have to glvu up hT ambi tion. Sho thought It out awhile and then took French leave of her family, going to Philadelphia, where she asked John R. Stetson to lend her the money, at interest, for her first year at Cornell. Tho funds were forthcom ing. Miss Mitchell went to college, and after her first year sho worked her way through, paid back the money to Mr. Stetson and was appointed an Instructor in field oology at tho Cor nell summer camp. It was about, this time that Dr. .1. W. Dupree, surgeon general of Louis iana, sent to Cornell for a "first-class man" to be sent to tho Louisiana State university as field nnd labora tory nsslstant in mosquito work. Mis Mitchell was selected as the "man." and sho made good. From Raton Rouge, La., Miss Mitch ell came to Washington and began her work for the government nt the National museum. She was the' first woman to be Riven a place on the faculty of Oeorg" Washington university, when she was made instructor in zoology. She U a member of the Rlologlcal Society of Washington, tho American Assochr tlon for the Advancement of Science, the Entomological Society of America and the National Health league When sho canto to Washlng'on Mi ;- Mitchell took nnd still holds the plar. nt the National museum made v.i cant by the death of Dr. McConnell who for years nindo tho drawings oi shells for Dr. William 11. Dall of the . Smithsonian Institution. wK ' tor. ifc w What is Castoria. OASTOEIA is a harmless eobstitato for Castor Oil, Parogorio, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant It contains neither Opium, Morphino nor other Narcotio Buhstanco. Its ago is its guarantee. It dostroys Worms and allays Fovorishness, It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It rclioves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomacli , and Dowels, giving healthy and natural Bleep,, Tho children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. Tho Kind You Have Always Dought,and which has been in. uso for over '30 years, has homo tho Bignaturo of Chas. H. Eotchcr, and ha3 boon mado under his personal supervision sinco its Infancy. Allow no ono to deccivo you iu thi3. All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are but Experiments thattriHo with and ondangcr tho health of Infants and Children Exporionco against Experiment. lH'l ALCOHOL J per cent. ANcgclablelVcparallonfrAs' slmllailnSUKRwtfandRrtula ting (lie Stomachs oadUawusaf has ftomofcsDidestlonflwffii rtcssandRratjContalnsnciititr mil Opium-Morphiue nor Mineral. mi NOT NARC OTIC. m JbiSam Pmnltttf' m Aperfect Remedy forOrasnps-' lion , aour aroraxn.uini" Worms Convulsions fevma ncss and Loss OF SLEEP. FacSuuk Signature of NEW YOHK. its; P?35,feranteed under Ihetuujj Exact Copy of Wrapper. XES55 THOSE NEW HATS. "Come Into the garden, Maud," Bald facetloun-mlnded Fred. "Whut'a the use?" laid Maudle "I have It on my bead." IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA. Whole Body a Mass of Raw, Bleeding, Torturing Humor Hoped Death Would End Fearful Suffering. In Despair; Cured by Cutlcura. "Words cannot describe tho terribls eczema I suffered with. It broke out on my head and kept spreading until It covered my whole body. I was almost a solid mass of sores from head to foot. I looked more like a piece of raw beef than a human be ing. The pain and agony endured seemed more than I could bear. Blood and pus oozed from the great sore on my scalp, from under my finger nails, and nearly all over my body. My cars were so crubtod and swollen I was afraid they would- break off. Every hair In my head fell out. I could not sit down, for my clothes would stick to the raw nnd bleeding flesh, malting me cry out from tho pain. My family doctor did all he could, but I got worse and worse. My condition was awful. I did not think I could live, and wanted death to come and end my frightful sufferings. "In this condition my mothcr-In-law begged mo to try tho Cutlcura Rem edies. I said I would, but had no hopo of recovery. Hut oh, what blessed re lief I experienced after applying Cutl cura Ointment. It cooled tho bleeding and itching flesh and brought me the first real sleep I had had in weeks. It was as grateful as Ice to a burning tonguo. I would bathe with warm water and Cutlcura Soap, then apply the Ointment freely. I also took Cutl cura Resolvent for tho blood. In a short time the sores stopped running, the flesh began to heal, and I knew I was to get well again. Then the hair cn my head began to grow, and in a short tlmo I was completely cured. I wish I could tell everybody who has eczema to uso Cutlcura. IV s. Wm. Hunt, 135 Thomas St., Newark, N. J., Sept. 28, 1S08." Poll A iik.a. Cure, Sule rrupt., Btdoa. All a Matter of Comparison. In blind man's losd a one-eyed man ts a ealchrity. Baltimore Sua. mm Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher.1 Dr. T. Cerald Dlattner, of Buffalo, N. Y., Bays: "Your Castorla la rooJ lor children and I frequently prescribe, it, always obtaining tho desired results." Dr. Cusl&vs X. Elsongraebcr, cf EL TauT, Minn., says:' "I, have uaed? your Castorla repeatedly la my practice with good results, and can recom mend It aa an excellent, mild and harmless remedy for children." Dr. E. J. Dennis, of EL Louis, Mo., Bays: "I have used and prescribed your Castorla la my sanitarium and outsldo practlco for a number of years and find It to b an excellent remedy for children." Dr. 8. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia, Ta., Bays: "I havo used your Cos torla In tho cass cf r:y own baby and find it pleasant to tako, and Lava obtained excellent results from Its vso." Dr. J. E. Simpson, cf Chicago, 111., says: "I have used your Caalorla la cases cf colic la children and havo found it tho best mcdlclno of its kind on, tho market." Dr. IL E. Esklldsou, of Omaha, Neb'., says: "I find your Castoria to ho a standard family remedy. It Is tho beat thing for infants and children I bars ever known and I recommend 1L" Dr. L. IL Itoblnson, cf Kansas City, Mo., Bays: "Your Castorla certainly has merit. Is not Its aje, its continued tise by mothers through all thea years, and tho many attempts to imltato it, cufDcIcnt recommendation?' What can a physician add? Leavo it to tho mothers." Dr. Edwin F. Tardeo, cf Now York City, says: "For soveral years I hard recommended your Castorla and shall always contlnuo to do eo, aa it baa Inrarlably produced beneficial results." Dr. N. B. Elzer, of Brooklyn, N. Y, snys: "I object to what aro called patent medicines, where maker alone knows what Ingredicnta aro put la them, but I know: tho formula of your Castorla and advise its use.' ccriuinc CASTORIA always Uoara tho Ibe Kind You Have Always BougHt In Use For Over 30 Years. 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