The Plattsmouth daily herald. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1883-19??, January 31, 1889, Image 3

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    TOE DAILY HERALD : PLATTSMOUTnltfEiJitAS 31, 1989.
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A COOTBLACK'8 CRITICISM.
-J 8TRANGELY HAN-
IN LAW COURTS.
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;l Hie prolKT tnm to do was
y an :u Ii;n in rcpievml
n
v.imiun loxuidered I'ertooaJ Prop
el tjr mikI Valued at S8.AO A Uoi
i. ron.it iurre the The Wrn
Man Tol.l Uhy He , There.
I ( a I I:-king eounly court belongs the
roi.i ii !;;i!.l' ilistirirtioii of pawing Ujion a
v. oiii.i'i :m i M-r-n ti:il property. Tim unique
.n- id. -Hi v.:n 1. 1 i 1 koiiio twenty-five or
t!i:riv yi:.n sr;o. ami l)cfore women's
i t ,'. li:. progressed us far as they have
i.iiK A iii.cn of IIK.-kin married
i M.i ri I.i-ly nriiiiKt the energetic pro-
i-; : : m i iaii. r, ami mi up liousekeep
i::;; : hi own acinunt. It was a case
of v- i;j a rott.ie," aa a matter of
fut. Dniifi;; tiio tcuiMrary absence of
t !.f -i -i- tiiT'' lriil-;rrm the wife's
f.:!!i. i ! brothers invaded love's donil
i!.- ati:l en i iol Iht olf.
! ci iitisiianu repaired to a
in : i:- rin;; justice of the tieace in search
f i.i v. M.iiftl in tlio exigencies of the
:... f. .M;r a thorough In ventilation of
Sai-i Treat ii-s and I railk baiitrh'a Con
?.!!:!. il w :.. titiaiiiuiouslv decided bv
ui! :. I !u" constable and tho desolate
ii.l t!i:
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v.. ,.!.n as rr.iisoNAi. ruorERTT.
'i i.i- ' i't r-t were accordingly made out
! tli.- .lit lodged in the hands of the
' :' . . v. ho proceeded nt once to exe-
:i i'. r; .1 ivplevined the woman from
in : n!y her father, who. though
;n i.:..: ! v inilc. dnint feci like resist-
i !.! i ilift tt thecourt. When it came
i Wii the property and tiling the
i.!:i v:s!ueof a woman, the constable
i :iM:c-r perplexed, but the three frce-
!' : win an lie ralltil in to art nn nn.
p:-:ii .. n:- M.lved the problem In a manner
;.t on-.-e i.:i bind and business like.
'i )..;, : ut for her husband, the plain
ts :. I ;. "-i rtainetl Tor him that lie had
t u-r.Ji 1 t!:e following sums of money
i:: :!i:i Iii.i "property:" License, 73 cents;
;:-v"s o.irri lire fee, S3.0; one new
i.'i , f-T I cents; one new bonnet, 874
. n:-. '!'!( furthermore decided that
I ii- .-v. was "perishable property,'
and Iht value was only to be estimated
t 't. i i 1 ii.-Jly. Whereupon they fixed
thn vakie of her lalor and services for
t !i i:iniit!i at 84. which they added to
t! other Iti-'-is, making $3.50.
In course of time the trial came
T an I tl." plaintiiT duly anj satisfacto
) !. proved his ownership by producing
j:n marriage certilteato. Iho uefenclant
o u! l not unset tliis evidence, and the
j-laiulhr jrot jmhruient of restitution and
: t r:t. damages. His profcrty was
then ntored to him in due and regular
iun.i. ami the defendant was solemnly
j'f.'.ified thr.t a repetition of his offense
wouM ! n-;;ardof as petty larceny and
jvitii-hed aerordiu.qly. Tho man and his
ivi:'. are htill livuii; happily and con-
le'iti'dlv together.
i'-.-.t H" Uiii'' county cannot lay claim
t; m . hi-iveiie.-s in "precedents," Over
i i her ne:ct dor neighbor. Perry, a
J. or i was once restored to its rightful
in l.:r uad. r a writ of habeas corpus
'. i.v a justice of tho peace.
h.iij l.-j-oke into lis pasture,
v.'i ri ::;vn B put it into his etahje,
;,.! ( ! tho ilixir and refused to (rive it
nn. . .-:m;i.'i1 the services of the cele-
t '-l Sh Tinker as his legel adviser.
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PotaUnf Oat Defect la Picture Which
Kacayed PneUo Attention.
Tom Nicholl, the artist, tells the fol
lowing story on himself, which is a
pretty good one. It illustrates the well
known fact that the best of us can learn
something from fools and children. The
story is as follows: On one occasion he
had made a large crayon picturo of a lit
tle child seated in a cart to which was
hitched a large Newfoundland dog. It
was a fine piece of work, and for some
two weeks liung in a public show win
dow, where it attracted much attention,
and many were the compliments show
ered upon hhe artist for his skilL
Some time after tho picture had been
taken down Mr. Nicholl was seated in
his Etudio when there came a timid rap
at the door. Lie called out to the caller
to come in, and there entered a little
street urchin, who had often given the
artist a shine, and who on tho strength
of bucIi acquaintance used frequently to
pay him a visit.
"Well, Tod," said Mcholl, "what can
I do for you today?"
Tl id lift If A ruh liAcitnfDil n wr fm rT
and then, in a tone that plainly indicated
the intensity of his desire, he said: .
"Well. 1 thought I'd like ter see the
picter ycr made o that boy an' the dog
in a wagon."
"All right, replied the artist, and
crossing the room to where the picture
stood, faced to the wall, he picked it up
and placed it on an easel.
1 he boy stood and looked at It. with
evident delight and pleasure depicted on
his lace. Suddenly, however, he turned.
and with considerable embarrassment,
as though he knew he was presuming.
he said: "Mr. Nicholl, it's er dandy, but
you vo made a mistake in it.
" Whatl" eiaculatcd the artist. "A mis
take; whereV
"Why," said the boy, a little triumph
antly, "you've forgot to put in any bol
ster on the front axletreo.
Nicholl Btepped forward, looked at the
picture a moment, and sure enough the
boy was right. The front end of the
wagon bed was resting on nothing, lie
quickly seized crayon, put in the missing
piece by merely making a deep shadow
where he had left a hiirh lic-ht. and the
defect was remedied.
The urchin watched the process of cor
rection, and then, after a critical and
satisfied look at the picture, and remark
ing, "That's bully," lie slung his kit over
his shoulder and went out.
"Tho strangest thing, though." said
Mr. Nicholl, in telling the story, "is how
that picture should nave hung on exhi
bition for two wfcokB, where it was ad
mired and criticised by hundreds, and
none of whom saw the blunder I had
made, and that bootblack should dis
cover it the minuto he saw it. The point
was, the boy was posted on all the points
about a dog and wagon. It taught me a
lesson 1 have never forgotten that al
most anv nerson can irive vou succes-
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lions about something that are worth
having." Arkansaw Traveler.
Smooth MavfoundUada.
Many years ago, while Jiving in
Boston, I knew a ship master engaged
in the Newfoundland trade, to him I
jrave an order to buy for me in that
island one of tho native dogs, and ex-
1ected to get one of the well known
ig, long haired animals. Tho captain,
however, brought me a female puppy
of a smooth, short haired breed, which
he said was considered by gunners in
Newfoundland as the best of water
dogs. When a year old Fanny was
about the size of a small pointer, say
eighteen or twenty inches, with short
black hair on body and tail, the latter
straighL ears small and rather pointed
and with a wild and somewhat wolfish
eyo, like that of an Indian dog. She
was rather savago m temper, except
to myself, and would fight any
dog of either sex. When she was
about a year old I took her with
me to Chicago and the first timo 1
had her out duck hunting she brought
out my ducks like a trained retriever,
though she had never before seen a
gun tired. She could swim and dive
like an otter and no crippled bird
could escape her. She would dive off
of the Chicago pier and bring up a
white object from the bottom in eigh
teen or twenty feet of water. In those
days plenty of ducks could bo found
on the river just outside the village, for
Chicago was then little more in 1840.
On the river banks lived Irish squat
ters who kept geese, and the first time
I took F an along the river sho attacked
a flock of tame geese, killed tho gan
der and brought liim to me, and I had
to pay the enraged old woman who
owned tho geese. Forest and Stream.
MUtAkee la Uoofcateree.
8aysa Portland bookseller: "At on
timo we were currying a large stock of
religious works, and one day I called
out to one of my clerks, holding up a
book which he had wrapped up for
some one, 'Is this "lho City or Uod r .
'No, I guess not' he said, without look
ing round, 'at least I never heard it
called that before. It is generally
called the Forest City. Perhaps it is
Brooklyn. Ho afterward explained
that ho thought I had found a refer
ence in some book to a place called the
City of God and wanted to know what
city it meant
"On another occasion a woman with
a valise in her hand rushed in and
asked a new boy if ho had "That Hus
band of Mine' in our store. He came
rushing out to mo in the back shop
and said a woman wanted to know if
her husband was in our store. I sur
mised what the trouble was and at
tended to her myself.
"Some of the most amusing mis
takes, however, are those made by
people who get the titles of books
wrong. They read about them in
Bomo cataloguo or newspaper, but don't
more than lialf remember tne name,
and tho result is, to say tho least,
peculiar. One woman came in the
other day and asked for 'The Rhine
stone,' and went out mad because one
of the clerks told her wo didn't sell
S'ewelry. Another wanted 'The Car
iinal's Letter,' by Hawthorne. It took
our whole force about fifteen minutes
to get at what sho really w.i;;iod, Thc
Scarlet Letter.' Sho said she knew
there was something red about it some-where-
and thought it must bo car
dinal." Portland Advertiser.
th:-t his client could not give
th !:. ;-i . . :.rv hail m an action by reple
v.i !: '. rided to bring a different
i :. t i i" r. i ::: lull.
Willi (!: hitent ho went before a jus
t -v of t : .i-v In old Straitsville, and
1 out .: writ of haln'as corpus and
I ;. u;;ht the horse into court,
.iriiii-r. a most brilliant prac
:.i i!'. lgan bar and long the
attorney of Hocking county,
.! n'i the other 6ido.
ft know the nature. of the case
t-oristulle made his return upon
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e iai:iiod Mr. Saunders, with
i i-.. !. . f h!.ia!.-a-sUmishmeiit, "this court
r.' i! t i ! .well a writ and no court could
i.--:.-. i r lior.-e!" tliep was more
t i -; : i r:;a;:l t t emergency.
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i our i!(:ior, no haia, a wise miu
:l! r t-i'ift -.:
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I.;;.; . has Kv:s reeosnized as 6acred for
. . : ;;:! :.-. '!' ; :sy that Jhjs courf can't
i. .-: i" i to kiv that it is ignorant of
;;:. :: i C iai ta."
ilii; c :irt Ian ksue it," inter
y? j'i.-ti.e, "and it has issued it
j!iivtliiiir that is laid
'.is. 1 ho writ of habeas
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! t court for having doubt
:..v it? ! anything it chose. It
- u hay that the horse was re
i:s owner.
:IT IUS IX?IXESS WAS.
::-. a t'ti:'.:; as ever occurred in
l:'.:p;-ned nt Napoleon, O., In
. iv' -J ;:J;;e I;ter ami a jury. A
( i ivlA. and an outsider seated
i ; tf the puncheons at the
! !,: panel f jurors, there be
' .r available seat- When the
t ;. t ::ai!M 1 arose to address the
: . . ::'nt d the face of each very
r.:i. i:::rurally his gasp was
: the furthest man from him,
: happen to be a juror af all
: l:;::i", l.o began:
:.:. .i of the jury, I want to
.; thij man (referring to the
i i !;.- cw) lias come into court
: i.i I i.i business? What right
i-.'r What is he seeking tor?
i -; : ;:(. icniiemen of tlie jury,
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i.:: i tiii i el n'ierent e to tumseu,
) th.- lawyer paused to give due
;:! emphasis to the question, he
: hi let-t and howled:
a::i 1 here for. you cross eyed
v. ;-.!!;'- U hat am 1 seeiiing
here court? I'll tell you in
r. you weazen laccii ciu son 01
l"'e Leen hero three days
. f. r ::iy lets. anJnr.ry a red kin
i y my witness fees, sir, ifad
of here irnmegiately."
u::exj ec t; J ration brought down
:. a:: I the lawyer never linished
. .-:r':i'Ui'i:t.
irri.jon pmcticed law many
;;. :.t I iju'.lay and all through
. :i, :i of Ohio. He had 6ome
: p. -t:l;ai itie;'. which were in the
: ' e. -wz out i:i court. He was
:::; a ca. e I efore Judge Patrick
;t:o.je ;;ial a jary, and opened his
!:. v. j l' r.s follows:
, ii ;!ease the court, by the per-v.-it::e's.
tlie ignorance of the
, I the or.uivanco of tho court, I
l. I e this casa."
i th:.t you pay. Mr. Morrison?"
t i.i 1 have tosayon that joint,
t ourt v. iil feci happier if 1 do
: t v. 'ir.t 1 have already said.
I ..:. f the jury I infer that
IJ rather not liav heard ft
incimiati Enquirer.
4 RoiiU DUtriuter.
The averacre New Yorker is likelv to
think of his friends in smaller cities as
hardly equal to himself in keen business
sagacity, but now and then somebody
from a small town or even from, the
country shows himself fn this quality
quite worthy pf the ' metropolis. A New
b.nglander. who may be called Air. Uig-
gins, a man who stap.ds ejx fect two in
his stockings and is wcU proportioned,
landed from a Sound steamer the other
morning and was greeted with the famil
iar "Good morning, Mr. Higginel So
glad to sea you heiol But J'm lit'rald you
uont remember me, 4 he usual intro
duction and explanations followed, and
then Mr. Uiggins started with the
stranger to "call on some friends.
After walking a lew blocks they came
into a small side street, and here Mr. Uig
gins interrupted (he flow of reminiscences
by setting down his valise on the side
walk and laying his overcoat upon it.
This surprised his companion, who
asked: "What is the matter. Mr. Uig
gins? What are you going to do'
I am going, replied Mr. lllggins
calmlv, "to lick a bunco steerer within
an inch pf his Jifp,"
But the New lorker, who had no taste
for sparring matches, had suddenly re
uicmLcred an engagement in another
part of the city. New Yprk Tribune.
Electric Conveniences.
One of the ingenious members of the
New York Electrical club has designed
a door opener which relieves the dis
gusted traveler or visitor from tlie peces
sity of shoving a heayy mass of wood
with his hands, or of wearing out the
toes of his boots in kicking it back.
A metallic plate set in the floor a foot
from the threshold is marked "door
opener." The caller treads upon it in
the same stylo as the peaceful street car
horse treads upon tb? clumsy iron switch
plates which now prnoment every 6treet
where this styleof locomotion is in vogue.
Tho plate yields a quarter inch to the
pressure of the foot and forms a circuit,
which immediately starts a tiny electro
motor, that in turn opens the door,
despite door spring, air valve or counter
weight. The moment the visitor passes
in the plate is thrown back by a coiled
spring to its former position, the circuit
is broken and the door closes itself with
or without a resonant bang, as may be
desired.
With swing doors the plate is inset on
both sides of the portaL With double
church doors two pairs of plates are ar
ranged so that the sexton can connect pr
disconnect each pair. When the plates
are connected the worshiper's foot opens
both doors, but when disconnected only
one. Philadelphia Times.
Tom lug a lilrd.
No creature is more jealous or sensi
tive than a bird, says Oh ve Thorne Mil
ler in The Home Maker. It is easy, how
ever, to win the heart of almost any
bird, and without starving him or making
him think he lias mastered vou. Simp)
talk to him a good deal Place Ids cage
near you on your desk or work table,
and retain his choicest dainty to give to
luia with your own fingers. Let him
know that he can never have that par
ticular thing unless he takes it from you,
and he will soon learn, if you are patient
and do not disconcert him by fixing your
eyes upon him. After this he will more
readilv take it from your lips; and then
when you let him out of his cage, after
the first excitement is over, he will come
to you, especially if you have a call you
have accustomed him to, and accept the
dainty from you wbile free. As soon aa
; he becomes really convinced . that yon
i will not hurt him, or try to catch him,
or interfere iu any way with his liberty,
be will give way to Lis boundless xruri
osity about you; he will pull your hair,
pick at your eyes and give you as much
I ox jua company as you oesire.
Tlie Ecceutrlo Ducbeaa of Montrose.
The Duchess of Montrose is very
fond of dross. Her favorite color is
scarlet, and when this elderly lady
(sho is 70, I believe) is gotten up in a
toilet of her favorite hue, supplemented
with a scarlet ulster, her appearance is
certainly peculiar. She is extremely
popular with (.he lower orders, to
whom her grace is well known bv
sight from her constant frequentation
of race courses. Curiosity took her to
50 to take a look at the great Socialist
cmonstratiou in Hyde park. On ar
riving tliere sho was instantly ap
proached by a number of roughs, whp
proceeded to giyp her. toiha good
natured adviefc.' ''Now, your grace,
don't stay here go homo and take
caro of yourself it isn't a fit place for
you. " "Well boys, I'll go, " answered
the lady good liumoredly. And as she
turned away some one in tho crowd
cried, "Threo cheers for Caroline,
Duchess of Montrose I" an, appeal that
met with a hearty Vesponsp. "Imagine
a meeting of pritish Socialists cheering
a duchess 1" continued Uiy informant.
I have been told, but I do not know
with what truth, that the Duchess of
Montrose is the lady who became,
some thirty-five years ago, greatly at
tached to James Ptchaan when he
was United States punister to London,
and who would haye married that
gentleman had no h.er relatives
strongly opposed, hf f ftUianue with an
Amencaii.' I heard this story several
years ago in London, but tho namo of
tho laxly was not then stated. London
Cor. Philadelphia Telegraph,
Vattl'a Jealous Fits.
Lucy Hooper, writing of Patti's re
cent performance in Paris, says: "Tho
diva was far from feeling cp,uicnt with
her reception, thpugh sho was enthusi
astically applauded and received mvri-
adsof bouduets. But Mme. Pattl is
not only frenziedly jealous of any
prima donna whose, renown so much
as approaches her own, but she can
not endure that any singer in the com
pany, male or fenialo, shall achieve a
success while singing with, her. On
the first night Jean. do.PvCscte, as
Romeo, won such a triumph, especially
in the balcony scene, that at tne close
of tho act Mme, PaWi went into hyster
ics and declared that she would not
finish tho opera an apology must be
made for her and the audience dis
missed. It took all the persuasive
powers of the directors to induce the
jealous little woman tQ bring the per
formance tA a conclusion, Mme, Patti,
who is 47 years old, is beginning to
feel the advance of time, and is con
sequently twice as cantankerous and
yuarrelsome as she ever was before,
t is now a question as to her succes
sor in the role of Juliet, There is still
talk of tho unlucky debutante, Mile,
dress rehearsal brought about the en
gagement in hot haste of Mme. Patti,
but it is also whispered that Mme.
Marchesi's Australian pupil, Mme.
Melba. will be called upon to asaujrje
the role. Chicago Journal,,
A Malqe Mother.
Capt. Davis of tlie five masted
schooner Governor Ames, built at
Waldoboro, Me., had a remarkable
mother. Sho was not content with
bringing up her own eleven sons, and
daughtei-s in the way they should go,
but adopted twq pr three other chil
dren. Sue was tho doctor of the whole
neighborhood. Physicians were few
ana inexperienced, as. is usual in small
country places, and Mrs. Davis was
always sent for in a hurry when any
one was sick. Many were the men
she saved from death. One man,
given up for dead by everybody else,
is now a very wealthy citizen of a
western state. Often there would bo
two calls for her at nee, and in one
case a couple of men carried her a half
mile through snow waist deep to the
sick bed of a friend. She was present
at the birth of every child born in the
village for over forty years. Lewis-
ton Journal.
Modem Robinson Crusoe.
Professor Lee, of Bowdoin college,
who accompanied the Albatross expe
dition as a naturalist, tells of a curious
experience in the South Pacific. Years
ago the Ecuador government planted
a convict colony on Charles Island,
oqe of the Galapagos group.
The convicts revolted, killed the
governor and escaped, leaving behind
pigs, cattle, donkeys and horses. Since
that time no one was thought to live
there, and at Chatham Island, another
of the gup, the Albatross party wer
toiu mat vttai les island was entirely
uuivrieu.
prised when they visited Charles Island
to come upon a man nearly naked,
carry lug u pig on I11S DOCK. tie WHS
quite as surprised as they, and was at
ursi in great rear; but finally they
sot him, to talk, Ilis hair and beard
had grown very long, and he had lost
au notion 04 time.
Ho said that some years before he
uau come to unailes island with
party in search of a cei-taiu valuable
moss; that he had deserted his com
panions, who, had gone off -without
Uim, ftnd that sine that time he had
been alone on the island.
He bad lived on fruits and herbs;
naq captured wild cattle by setting
traps lor mem, Killed them witli a
spear made by tying his pocket knife
to a stick, and from their hides made
a hut. He waa srlad to see men a train.
and asked to bo taken back to Chatham
Island, which was granted, of course,
Youth's Companion.
Tbe GlorlfleJ Spinster In Boston.
The Boston woman is nothing if not
independent. She deems herself very
properly at least tho equal of tbe mas
culine brute, who is taught by her to
Know mat ne is not by any means the
lnoispensaDio creature commonly sup
posed. The female of the human
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species nereaoout, oumumoermg so
greatly as she does the local male sup
ply, must needs learn to take care of
herself. And so she does. It is thus
one finds thousands of unprotected
but self reliant maidens or various
ages approaching matrimonial hope
lessness, pursuing a sort of bacheior
esque existence in the studio buildings,
with art or literature for an occupa
tion. Some of them paint thinjrs
more or less Daa, winch their land
hearted friends make a habit of buy
ing. Others do hackwork for the
newspapers. As a rule they are ladies
and nave somo little income of their
own which enables them to make
both ends meet. Their manner of liv
ing is simple and inexpensive. A
screen in one corner conceals a little
gaa stove and some few dishes. In a
curtained alcovo is a bed. Half a
dozen chairs, an easel or two and some
painting or writing materials complete
the equipment of the virginal menage
Albany Argus,
A Cblneee Autocrat. .
an amusing story about
T 1 J
4. neara an amusing story about a
prominent insurance agent who has a
monopoly of the Chinese insurance
business in this city. He went to a
laundry and got the Mongol in charge
to translate a small circular into Chi
nese. The names of several wealthy
Chinese merchants were given as ref
erences. When the circular had been
photo-engraved and reduced to a size
convenient for printing on an ordi
nary business card, the insurance
agent showed one of his Chinese
friends a copy. "Melican plinter no
goode. He spellee my name wlong,"
said the Mongolian merchant. "Do
you know that my Chinese friend's
family pride was injured!" said the
insurance agent "It seems that Ah
Sooy is tho Chineee synonym for
Smith, and the merchant spelled his
name Smyth. The Chinese Smyths
with a tv' have a vei-y ancient pedi
gree, ana my friend's feelings were
injured by being classed with the
Smiths who spell their name with an
L-" New York Star.
The motto, "What is Home without a Mother," exilts in inanj
happy homes in this city, but the efiect of what is home without th
Local Newspaper is sadly realized in many of these "happy home." in
Plattsmouth.
THE HISTEA3L
Is steadily finding its way into these homes, and it ulways
comes to stay. It maes the family circle more cheerful and keeps its
readers "up to the times" in all matters of importance at home and
abroad.
During the Year 1889
Every available means will be used to make the columns of
The IIekai.d a perfect storehouse from which you can obtain all in
formation, and will keep up its record as being the best Advertising
Medium for all purposes.
AT 15 CENTS PER
This paper is within the reach of all, and will be delivered to any ad
dress in the city or sent by mail.
WEEK
Hera
Is the Best Comity Newspaper in old Cass, and this has been
well proven to us by the many new names added to our list during
1888. Special merits for the Weekly, are all the county news, six
columns of good Republican Editorial, News Accounts of all import
ant political or business events, one-half page each week containing
a choice piece ot Vocal or Instrumental Music, choice selections of
Miscellaneous Reading Matter. Advertising in it brings profitable
returns.
That's the Worst of It,
There are some men in this world
who couldn't tell you that two parallel
lines may bo infinitely produced and
never meet, without tllliug you with
an earnest desire to denounce the state
ment as a malicious, lie. And they
are always excellent people, Boston
Budget.
A French subterranean river has
been explored for a mile or more by
M. Martel, who derives from his in
vestigations a theory of the origin of
canyons,
MIm Aster's Pearl Slippers.
Mrs. August Belmont has the finest
collection of sapphires in this country,
though Mrs. William As tor is credited
wita possessing the finest single one.
When ope of the younger As tors was
married a dainty present was given
her by her uncle. It was her wedding
Uppers; they were of white eatiu
elaborately seeded with pearls, put in
white satin box, on the insidoof which
in pale colors were ."lady sHopera"
and on the outside china asters." The
sentiment was really TOry pretty, and
tho work was most artistically done.
Philadelphia Times,
Our Job Department
Is equal to any, and does work to the satisfaction ot patrons
rom all over the county, and receives orders by mail from a distance,
which are promptly filled. We have facilities for doing all kinds of
work, from the plain calling card to colored work, books and blanks.
Work neatly and promptly executed. Large stock kept on hand.
Legal blanks for sale.
Cnfls
ires
Office Cor. Vine and 5lh,
Dp.
Telephone 38.