TOE DAILY HERALD : PLATTSMOUTnltfEiJitAS 31, 1989. DLL r'UEAKS. A COOTBLACK'8 CRITICISM. -J 8TRANGELY HAN- IN LAW COURTS. t!: J.r ;l Hie prolKT tnm to do was y an :u Ii;n in rcpievml n v.imiun loxuidered I'ertooaJ Prop el tjr mikI Valued at S8.AO A Uoi i. ron.it iurre the The Wrn Man Tol.l Uhy He , There. I ( a I I:-king eounly court belongs the roi.i ii !;;i!.l' ilistirirtioii of pawing Ujion a v. oiii.i'i :m i M-r-n ti:il property. Tim unique .n- id. -Hi v.:n 1. 1 i 1 koiiio twenty-five or t!i:riv yi:.n sr;o. ami l)cfore women's i t ,'. li:. progressed us far as they have i.iiK A iii.cn of IIK.-kin married i M.i ri I.i-ly nriiiiKt the energetic pro- i-; : : m i iaii. r, ami mi up liousekeep i::;; : hi own acinunt. It was a case of v- i;j a rott.ie," aa a matter of fut. Dniifi;; tiio tcuiMrary absence of t !.f -i -i- tiiT'' lriil-;rrm the wife's f.:!!i. i ! brothers invaded love's donil i!.- ati:l en i iol Iht olf. ! ci iitisiianu repaired to a in : i:- rin;; justice of the tieace in search f i.i v. M.iiftl in tlio exigencies of the :... f. .M;r a thorough In ventilation of Sai-i Treat ii-s and I railk baiitrh'a Con ?.!!:!. il w :.. titiaiiiuiouslv decided bv ui! :. I !u" constable and tho desolate ii.l t!i: ' I. 1CI-. . I v.. ,.!.n as rr.iisoNAi. ruorERTT. 'i i.i- ' i't r-t were accordingly made out ! tli.- .lit lodged in the hands of the ' :' . . v. ho proceeded nt once to exe- :i i'. r; .1 ivplevined the woman from in : n!y her father, who. though ;n i.:..: ! v inilc. dnint feci like resist- i !.! i ilift tt thecourt. When it came i Wii the property and tiling the i.!:i v:s!ueof a woman, the constable i :iM:c-r perplexed, but the three frce- !' : win an lie ralltil in to art nn nn. p:-:ii .. n:- M.lved the problem In a manner ;.t on-.-e i.:i bind and business like. 'i )..;, : ut for her husband, the plain ts :. I ;. "-i rtainetl Tor him that lie had t u-r.Ji 1 t!:e following sums of money i:: :!i:i Iii.i "property:" License, 73 cents; ;:-v"s o.irri lire fee, S3.0; one new i.'i , f-T I cents; one new bonnet, 874 . n:-. '!'!( furthermore decided that I ii- .-v. was "perishable property,' and Iht value was only to be estimated t 't. i i 1 ii.-Jly. Whereupon they fixed thn vakie of her lalor and services for t !i i:iniit!i at 84. which they added to t! other Iti-'-is, making $3.50. In course of time the trial came T an I tl." plaintiiT duly anj satisfacto ) !. proved his ownership by producing j:n marriage certilteato. Iho uefenclant o u! l not unset tliis evidence, and the j-laiulhr jrot jmhruient of restitution and : t r:t. damages. His profcrty was then ntored to him in due and regular iun.i. ami the defendant was solemnly j'f.'.ified thr.t a repetition of his offense wouM ! n-;;ardof as petty larceny and jvitii-hed aerordiu.qly. Tho man and his ivi:'. are htill livuii; happily and con- le'iti'dlv together. i'-.-.t H" Uiii'' county cannot lay claim t; m . hi-iveiie.-s in "precedents," Over i i her ne:ct dor neighbor. Perry, a J. or i was once restored to its rightful in l.:r uad. r a writ of habeas corpus '. i.v a justice of tho peace. h.iij l.-j-oke into lis pasture, v.'i ri ::;vn B put it into his etahje, ;,.! ( ! tho ilixir and refused to (rive it nn. . .-:m;i.'i1 the services of the cele- t '-l Sh Tinker as his legel adviser. i.i i. '. ir to v i . PotaUnf Oat Defect la Picture Which Kacayed PneUo Attention. Tom Nicholl, the artist, tells the fol lowing story on himself, which is a pretty good one. It illustrates the well known fact that the best of us can learn something from fools and children. The story is as follows: On one occasion he had made a large crayon picturo of a lit tle child seated in a cart to which was hitched a large Newfoundland dog. It was a fine piece of work, and for some two weeks liung in a public show win dow, where it attracted much attention, and many were the compliments show ered upon hhe artist for his skilL Some time after tho picture had been taken down Mr. Nicholl was seated in his Etudio when there came a timid rap at the door. Lie called out to the caller to come in, and there entered a little street urchin, who had often given the artist a shine, and who on tho strength of bucIi acquaintance used frequently to pay him a visit. "Well, Tod," said Mcholl, "what can I do for you today?" Tl id lift If A ruh liAcitnfDil n wr fm rT and then, in a tone that plainly indicated the intensity of his desire, he said: . "Well. 1 thought I'd like ter see the picter ycr made o that boy an' the dog in a wagon." "All right, replied the artist, and crossing the room to where the picture stood, faced to the wall, he picked it up and placed it on an easel. 1 he boy stood and looked at It. with evident delight and pleasure depicted on his lace. Suddenly, however, he turned. and with considerable embarrassment, as though he knew he was presuming. he said: "Mr. Nicholl, it's er dandy, but you vo made a mistake in it. " Whatl" eiaculatcd the artist. "A mis take; whereV "Why," said the boy, a little triumph antly, "you've forgot to put in any bol ster on the front axletreo. Nicholl Btepped forward, looked at the picture a moment, and sure enough the boy was right. The front end of the wagon bed was resting on nothing, lie quickly seized crayon, put in the missing piece by merely making a deep shadow where he had left a hiirh lic-ht. and the defect was remedied. The urchin watched the process of cor rection, and then, after a critical and satisfied look at the picture, and remark ing, "That's bully," lie slung his kit over his shoulder and went out. "Tho strangest thing, though." said Mr. Nicholl, in telling the story, "is how that picture should nave hung on exhi bition for two wfcokB, where it was ad mired and criticised by hundreds, and none of whom saw the blunder I had made, and that bootblack should dis cover it the minuto he saw it. The point was, the boy was posted on all the points about a dog and wagon. It taught me a lesson 1 have never forgotten that al most anv nerson can irive vou succes- - K V T lions about something that are worth having." Arkansaw Traveler. Smooth MavfoundUada. Many years ago, while Jiving in Boston, I knew a ship master engaged in the Newfoundland trade, to him I jrave an order to buy for me in that island one of tho native dogs, and ex- 1ected to get one of the well known ig, long haired animals. Tho captain, however, brought me a female puppy of a smooth, short haired breed, which he said was considered by gunners in Newfoundland as the best of water dogs. When a year old Fanny was about the size of a small pointer, say eighteen or twenty inches, with short black hair on body and tail, the latter straighL ears small and rather pointed and with a wild and somewhat wolfish eyo, like that of an Indian dog. She was rather savago m temper, except to myself, and would fight any dog of either sex. When she was about a year old I took her with me to Chicago and the first timo 1 had her out duck hunting she brought out my ducks like a trained retriever, though she had never before seen a gun tired. She could swim and dive like an otter and no crippled bird could escape her. She would dive off of the Chicago pier and bring up a white object from the bottom in eigh teen or twenty feet of water. In those days plenty of ducks could bo found on the river just outside the village, for Chicago was then little more in 1840. On the river banks lived Irish squat ters who kept geese, and the first time I took F an along the river sho attacked a flock of tame geese, killed tho gan der and brought liim to me, and I had to pay the enraged old woman who owned tho geese. Forest and Stream. MUtAkee la Uoofcateree. 8aysa Portland bookseller: "At on timo we were currying a large stock of religious works, and one day I called out to one of my clerks, holding up a book which he had wrapped up for some one, 'Is this "lho City or Uod r . 'No, I guess not' he said, without look ing round, 'at least I never heard it called that before. It is generally called the Forest City. Perhaps it is Brooklyn. Ho afterward explained that ho thought I had found a refer ence in some book to a place called the City of God and wanted to know what city it meant "On another occasion a woman with a valise in her hand rushed in and asked a new boy if ho had "That Hus band of Mine' in our store. He came rushing out to mo in the back shop and said a woman wanted to know if her husband was in our store. I sur mised what the trouble was and at tended to her myself. "Some of the most amusing mis takes, however, are those made by people who get the titles of books wrong. They read about them in Bomo cataloguo or newspaper, but don't more than lialf remember tne name, and tho result is, to say tho least, peculiar. One woman came in the other day and asked for 'The Rhine stone,' and went out mad because one of the clerks told her wo didn't sell S'ewelry. Another wanted 'The Car iinal's Letter,' by Hawthorne. It took our whole force about fifteen minutes to get at what sho really w.i;;iod, Thc Scarlet Letter.' Sho said she knew there was something red about it some-where- and thought it must bo car dinal." Portland Advertiser. th:-t his client could not give th !:. ;-i . . :.rv hail m an action by reple v.i !: '. rided to bring a different i :. t i i" r. i ::: lull. Willi (!: hitent ho went before a jus t -v of t : .i-v In old Straitsville, and 1 out .: writ of haln'as corpus and I ;. u;;ht the horse into court, .iriiii-r. a most brilliant prac :.i i!'. lgan bar and long the attorney of Hocking county, .! n'i the other 6ido. ft know the nature. of the case t-oristulle made his return upon i . 1 n t:::! tl. v I V.'i:-. e iai:iiod Mr. Saunders, with i i-.. !. . f h!.ia!.-a-sUmishmeiit, "this court r.' i! t i ! .well a writ and no court could i.--:.-. i r lior.-e!" tliep was more t i -; : i r:;a;:l t t emergency. - I I ... .! 1 44- ...S 1 i our i!(:ior, no haia, a wise miu :l! r t-i'ift -.: .' -v,-u i i ti- I I.;;.; . has Kv:s reeosnized as 6acred for . . : ;;:! :.-. '!' ; :sy that Jhjs courf can't i. .-: i" i to kiv that it is ignorant of ;;:. :: i C iai ta." ilii; c :irt Ian ksue it," inter y? j'i.-ti.e, "and it has issued it j!iivtliiiir that is laid '.is. 1 ho writ of habeas l':. i 'l j.'. i :: t v. t ' :.!!.!. :t. naw his mistake find ! t court for having doubt :..v it? ! anything it chose. It - u hay that the horse was re i:s owner. :IT IUS IX?IXESS WAS. ::-. a t'ti:'.:; as ever occurred in l:'.:p;-ned nt Napoleon, O., In . iv' -J ;:J;;e I;ter ami a jury. A ( i ivlA. and an outsider seated i ; tf the puncheons at the ! !,: panel f jurors, there be ' .r available seat- When the t ;. t ::ai!M 1 arose to address the : . . ::'nt d the face of each very r.:i. i:::rurally his gasp was : the furthest man from him, : happen to be a juror af all : l:;::i", l.o began: :.:. .i of the jury, I want to .; thij man (referring to the i i !;.- cw) lias come into court : i.i I i.i business? What right i-.'r What is he seeking tor? i -; : ;:(. icniiemen of tlie jury, h .:.'-" :' i v::ir.:i imagined tliat tlie ' t!) l.'. t:. y . t .. '.. i 1. .' ... i t A - a-. 1 ! iv t m; 1 ro::i l.:. they wo oaco. i I m i.:: i tiii i el n'ierent e to tumseu, ) th.- lawyer paused to give due ;:! emphasis to the question, he : hi let-t and howled: a::i 1 here for. you cross eyed v. ;-.!!;'- U hat am 1 seeiiing here court? I'll tell you in r. you weazen laccii ciu son 01 l"'e Leen hero three days . f. r ::iy lets. anJnr.ry a red kin i y my witness fees, sir, ifad of here irnmegiately." u::exj ec t; J ration brought down :. a:: I the lawyer never linished . .-:r':i'Ui'i:t. irri.jon pmcticed law many ;;. :.t I iju'.lay and all through . :i, :i of Ohio. He had 6ome : p. -t:l;ai itie;'. which were in the : ' e. -wz out i:i court. He was :::; a ca. e I efore Judge Patrick ;t:o.je ;;ial a jary, and opened his !:. v. j l' r.s follows: , ii ;!ease the court, by the per-v.-it::e's. tlie ignorance of the , I the or.uivanco of tho court, I l. I e this casa." i th:.t you pay. Mr. Morrison?" t i.i 1 have tosayon that joint, t ourt v. iil feci happier if 1 do : t v. 'ir.t 1 have already said. I ..:. f the jury I infer that IJ rather not liav heard ft incimiati Enquirer. 4 RoiiU DUtriuter. The averacre New Yorker is likelv to think of his friends in smaller cities as hardly equal to himself in keen business sagacity, but now and then somebody from a small town or even from, the country shows himself fn this quality quite worthy pf the ' metropolis. A New b.nglander. who may be called Air. Uig- gins, a man who stap.ds ejx fect two in his stockings and is wcU proportioned, landed from a Sound steamer the other morning and was greeted with the famil iar "Good morning, Mr. Higginel So glad to sea you heiol But J'm lit'rald you uont remember me, 4 he usual intro duction and explanations followed, and then Mr. Uiggins started with the stranger to "call on some friends. After walking a lew blocks they came into a small side street, and here Mr. Uig gins interrupted (he flow of reminiscences by setting down his valise on the side walk and laying his overcoat upon it. This surprised his companion, who asked: "What is the matter. Mr. Uig gins? What are you going to do' I am going, replied Mr. lllggins calmlv, "to lick a bunco steerer within an inch pf his Jifp," But the New lorker, who had no taste for sparring matches, had suddenly re uicmLcred an engagement in another part of the city. New Yprk Tribune. Electric Conveniences. One of the ingenious members of the New York Electrical club has designed a door opener which relieves the dis gusted traveler or visitor from tlie peces sity of shoving a heayy mass of wood with his hands, or of wearing out the toes of his boots in kicking it back. A metallic plate set in the floor a foot from the threshold is marked "door opener." The caller treads upon it in the same stylo as the peaceful street car horse treads upon tb? clumsy iron switch plates which now prnoment every 6treet where this styleof locomotion is in vogue. Tho plate yields a quarter inch to the pressure of the foot and forms a circuit, which immediately starts a tiny electro motor, that in turn opens the door, despite door spring, air valve or counter weight. The moment the visitor passes in the plate is thrown back by a coiled spring to its former position, the circuit is broken and the door closes itself with or without a resonant bang, as may be desired. With swing doors the plate is inset on both sides of the portaL With double church doors two pairs of plates are ar ranged so that the sexton can connect pr disconnect each pair. When the plates are connected the worshiper's foot opens both doors, but when disconnected only one. Philadelphia Times. Tom lug a lilrd. No creature is more jealous or sensi tive than a bird, says Oh ve Thorne Mil ler in The Home Maker. It is easy, how ever, to win the heart of almost any bird, and without starving him or making him think he lias mastered vou. Simp) talk to him a good deal Place Ids cage near you on your desk or work table, and retain his choicest dainty to give to luia with your own fingers. Let him know that he can never have that par ticular thing unless he takes it from you, and he will soon learn, if you are patient and do not disconcert him by fixing your eyes upon him. After this he will more readilv take it from your lips; and then when you let him out of his cage, after the first excitement is over, he will come to you, especially if you have a call you have accustomed him to, and accept the dainty from you wbile free. As soon aa ; he becomes really convinced . that yon i will not hurt him, or try to catch him, or interfere iu any way with his liberty, be will give way to Lis boundless xruri osity about you; he will pull your hair, pick at your eyes and give you as much I ox jua company as you oesire. Tlie Ecceutrlo Ducbeaa of Montrose. The Duchess of Montrose is very fond of dross. Her favorite color is scarlet, and when this elderly lady (sho is 70, I believe) is gotten up in a toilet of her favorite hue, supplemented with a scarlet ulster, her appearance is certainly peculiar. She is extremely popular with (.he lower orders, to whom her grace is well known bv sight from her constant frequentation of race courses. Curiosity took her to 50 to take a look at the great Socialist cmonstratiou in Hyde park. On ar riving tliere sho was instantly ap proached by a number of roughs, whp proceeded to giyp her. toiha good natured adviefc.' ''Now, your grace, don't stay here go homo and take caro of yourself it isn't a fit place for you. " "Well boys, I'll go, " answered the lady good liumoredly. And as she turned away some one in tho crowd cried, "Threo cheers for Caroline, Duchess of Montrose I" an, appeal that met with a hearty Vesponsp. "Imagine a meeting of pritish Socialists cheering a duchess 1" continued Uiy informant. I have been told, but I do not know with what truth, that the Duchess of Montrose is the lady who became, some thirty-five years ago, greatly at tached to James Ptchaan when he was United States punister to London, and who would haye married that gentleman had no h.er relatives strongly opposed, hf f ftUianue with an Amencaii.' I heard this story several years ago in London, but tho namo of tho laxly was not then stated. London Cor. Philadelphia Telegraph, Vattl'a Jealous Fits. Lucy Hooper, writing of Patti's re cent performance in Paris, says: "Tho diva was far from feeling cp,uicnt with her reception, thpugh sho was enthusi astically applauded and received mvri- adsof bouduets. But Mme. Pattl is not only frenziedly jealous of any prima donna whose, renown so much as approaches her own, but she can not endure that any singer in the com pany, male or fenialo, shall achieve a success while singing with, her. On the first night Jean. do.PvCscte, as Romeo, won such a triumph, especially in the balcony scene, that at tne close of tho act Mme, PaWi went into hyster ics and declared that she would not finish tho opera an apology must be made for her and the audience dis missed. It took all the persuasive powers of the directors to induce the jealous little woman tQ bring the per formance tA a conclusion, Mme, Patti, who is 47 years old, is beginning to feel the advance of time, and is con sequently twice as cantankerous and yuarrelsome as she ever was before, t is now a question as to her succes sor in the role of Juliet, There is still talk of tho unlucky debutante, Mile, dress rehearsal brought about the en gagement in hot haste of Mme. Patti, but it is also whispered that Mme. Marchesi's Australian pupil, Mme. Melba. will be called upon to asaujrje the role. Chicago Journal,, A Malqe Mother. Capt. Davis of tlie five masted schooner Governor Ames, built at Waldoboro, Me., had a remarkable mother. Sho was not content with bringing up her own eleven sons, and daughtei-s in the way they should go, but adopted twq pr three other chil dren. Sue was tho doctor of the whole neighborhood. Physicians were few ana inexperienced, as. is usual in small country places, and Mrs. Davis was always sent for in a hurry when any one was sick. Many were the men she saved from death. One man, given up for dead by everybody else, is now a very wealthy citizen of a western state. Often there would bo two calls for her at nee, and in one case a couple of men carried her a half mile through snow waist deep to the sick bed of a friend. She was present at the birth of every child born in the village for over forty years. Lewis- ton Journal. Modem Robinson Crusoe. Professor Lee, of Bowdoin college, who accompanied the Albatross expe dition as a naturalist, tells of a curious experience in the South Pacific. Years ago the Ecuador government planted a convict colony on Charles Island, oqe of the Galapagos group. The convicts revolted, killed the governor and escaped, leaving behind pigs, cattle, donkeys and horses. Since that time no one was thought to live there, and at Chatham Island, another of the gup, the Albatross party wer toiu mat vttai les island was entirely uuivrieu. prised when they visited Charles Island to come upon a man nearly naked, carry lug u pig on I11S DOCK. tie WHS quite as surprised as they, and was at ursi in great rear; but finally they sot him, to talk, Ilis hair and beard had grown very long, and he had lost au notion 04 time. Ho said that some years before he uau come to unailes island with party in search of a cei-taiu valuable moss; that he had deserted his com panions, who, had gone off -without Uim, ftnd that sine that time he had been alone on the island. He bad lived on fruits and herbs; naq captured wild cattle by setting traps lor mem, Killed them witli a spear made by tying his pocket knife to a stick, and from their hides made a hut. He waa srlad to see men a train. and asked to bo taken back to Chatham Island, which was granted, of course, Youth's Companion. Tbe GlorlfleJ Spinster In Boston. The Boston woman is nothing if not independent. She deems herself very properly at least tho equal of tbe mas culine brute, who is taught by her to Know mat ne is not by any means the lnoispensaDio creature commonly sup posed. The female of the human - - 1 1 . . species nereaoout, oumumoermg so greatly as she does the local male sup ply, must needs learn to take care of herself. And so she does. It is thus one finds thousands of unprotected but self reliant maidens or various ages approaching matrimonial hope lessness, pursuing a sort of bacheior esque existence in the studio buildings, with art or literature for an occupa tion. Some of them paint thinjrs more or less Daa, winch their land hearted friends make a habit of buy ing. Others do hackwork for the newspapers. As a rule they are ladies and nave somo little income of their own which enables them to make both ends meet. Their manner of liv ing is simple and inexpensive. A screen in one corner conceals a little gaa stove and some few dishes. In a curtained alcovo is a bed. Half a dozen chairs, an easel or two and some painting or writing materials complete the equipment of the virginal menage Albany Argus, A Cblneee Autocrat. . an amusing story about T 1 J 4. neara an amusing story about a prominent insurance agent who has a monopoly of the Chinese insurance business in this city. He went to a laundry and got the Mongol in charge to translate a small circular into Chi nese. The names of several wealthy Chinese merchants were given as ref erences. When the circular had been photo-engraved and reduced to a size convenient for printing on an ordi nary business card, the insurance agent showed one of his Chinese friends a copy. "Melican plinter no goode. He spellee my name wlong," said the Mongolian merchant. "Do you know that my Chinese friend's family pride was injured!" said the insurance agent "It seems that Ah Sooy is tho Chineee synonym for Smith, and the merchant spelled his name Smyth. The Chinese Smyths with a tv' have a vei-y ancient pedi gree, ana my friend's feelings were injured by being classed with the Smiths who spell their name with an L-" New York Star. The motto, "What is Home without a Mother," exilts in inanj happy homes in this city, but the efiect of what is home without th Local Newspaper is sadly realized in many of these "happy home." in Plattsmouth. THE HISTEA3L Is steadily finding its way into these homes, and it ulways comes to stay. It maes the family circle more cheerful and keeps its readers "up to the times" in all matters of importance at home and abroad. During the Year 1889 Every available means will be used to make the columns of The IIekai.d a perfect storehouse from which you can obtain all in formation, and will keep up its record as being the best Advertising Medium for all purposes. AT 15 CENTS PER This paper is within the reach of all, and will be delivered to any ad dress in the city or sent by mail. WEEK Hera Is the Best Comity Newspaper in old Cass, and this has been well proven to us by the many new names added to our list during 1888. Special merits for the Weekly, are all the county news, six columns of good Republican Editorial, News Accounts of all import ant political or business events, one-half page each week containing a choice piece ot Vocal or Instrumental Music, choice selections of Miscellaneous Reading Matter. Advertising in it brings profitable returns. That's the Worst of It, There are some men in this world who couldn't tell you that two parallel lines may bo infinitely produced and never meet, without tllliug you with an earnest desire to denounce the state ment as a malicious, lie. And they are always excellent people, Boston Budget. A French subterranean river has been explored for a mile or more by M. Martel, who derives from his in vestigations a theory of the origin of canyons, MIm Aster's Pearl Slippers. Mrs. August Belmont has the finest collection of sapphires in this country, though Mrs. William As tor is credited wita possessing the finest single one. When ope of the younger As tors was married a dainty present was given her by her uncle. It was her wedding Uppers; they were of white eatiu elaborately seeded with pearls, put in white satin box, on the insidoof which in pale colors were ."lady sHopera" and on the outside china asters." The sentiment was really TOry pretty, and tho work was most artistically done. Philadelphia Times, Our Job Department Is equal to any, and does work to the satisfaction ot patrons rom all over the county, and receives orders by mail from a distance, which are promptly filled. We have facilities for doing all kinds of work, from the plain calling card to colored work, books and blanks. Work neatly and promptly executed. Large stock kept on hand. Legal blanks for sale. Cnfls ires Office Cor. Vine and 5lh, Dp. Telephone 38.