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THE SATURDAY MORXING OOURIE1
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A dapper young woman entered nn
eastern nowspapor olllco tho other day,
and alngllnRouttho "porting and fashion
cdltora.rentortalncdlthenilwlfh an im-
promptu dlcourBo.on;UloycHnK7or,wo
men, riding eostumca'for womon, etc.
8ho Bald, among othor thlium: A"l am a
blcyclo rider, and I know bloyulo riding,
dono properly,
IS THR ATTIIA0T1OX
that will gei womon out of doom, givo
thorn excreta:), improvo their health, nnd
add to their own personal nppcarnnco.
I havo learnod this from eight years of
experience on tho wheel. Tho groat
point about this, howovor, in, that thoro
is'a way to rldo nnd n way r.ot to ride.
Women need to avoid tho crrora of tho
gontlomon riders of tho wheel. Riding
to break records or to make records Is
bad, especially In tho case of womon. It
is nbusing a healthy pastime that ought
to bo follow d Bolely for pleasuro. When
followed ih a recreation on rational prin
ciples It cm not help but bo a bonollt to
womon folk. Two things nro to Imj con
sidered by tho women riders. They
nro position and dress. A lady rider
should always sit squarely on tho saddle,
with hoad orcct, and tho saddlo shoilld
bo high enough to provent that singularly
awkward movement of tho knees that
resembles tho motions of a grnsshopper.
A ludy should always rldo a blcyclo as
gracefully as sho does a horso.and there
in no rcuson in tho world why sho Bhould
not. Oross has a great deal to do with
making bicycling popular with women.
Bicycling is n pastime that any woman
may indulge in with perfect propriety,
and yot a good many womon aro proju.
dlcod against it because of tho Ill-looking
nttlro that many womon wear. A protty
girl always looks prottlor on n bicycle,
but oho cannot appear well unless sho is
dressed becomingly. Somo women
riders seem to think that any old gar
mont is good enough to go blcyclo rid
Ing in. They ought to soo thomsolvcs
as others see thorn, and they would
never go riding In old or Bhubbyjgnr
montB again. Othors wear gowns that
tho wind plays havoc with, and still
othors copy tho stylo of rnco horso
jockeys. All theso things tend to do
grado bicycling.
" 'Well, what is -tho proper thing to
wear?' was asked.
"Tho gown should bo of durk bluoor
black. But, after all, it isn't bo much
what tho dress worn is, as it is what is
worn under it. A woman Bhould con
suit hor comfort in tho mattor of under
wear. Thoro is a good deal of reform
agitation going on about blcyclo dross
for womon. In Boston tho womon nro
urged to wear tho Syrian trousors, but
that is too radical. Now, tho way I
dress is this: I woar no potticoats, but
instead what aro callod equestrian
trousers. What aro equestrian trousors?
Why thoy aro tights, pluin tights, closoly
knitted and warm. Comfort in riding u
bicyclo depends vory largoly on tho
undorwonr of tho ridor. Womon should
always use tho union underwear, with
an equipoiso waist. That docs away
with corsets, and gives freo play to tho
uppor purt of tho body. Tho outer gown
is of 'tho walking gown pattorn, with n
closo Htting doublo breasted habit
waist, open, at tho throat to permit tho
insertion of u' shirt front with a collar
and scarf. For this habit on warm days
a loose waist of silk or cambric may bo
substituted. Tho making of tho propor
bicyclo dress is an important feature.
It should bo linod with bluck satin.
That will permit it to slip easily over
tho knocs and not impodo tho movement
of tho knees.. How to keop a dress in
order when tho wind blows briskly is a
problem that bothers many women
riders. I will show you how I do it."
Tho young woman lifted tho horn of her
bluck satin linod gown and pointed to a
lino of tnpo, about an inch in width,
sowed along tho bottom of tho gown in
front and at tho sides. "That is sown
in that tupo at regular intervals'," she
said. "It gives Rulllcient weight to keop
tho dress from blowing upward, no
mutter how stitf tho breeze. See how it
works?" Tho young woman sat down
and caught up tho dress u triilo and let
it go again. It slid instantly back into
piaco. "Tho dress," sho continued,
should bo cut so that it will hung about
two inches from tho ground when tho
wearer is walking. Tho best material
for a blcyclo gown I tliul, is cravenotto
cloth. It is dust proof and water proof,
and durable. Ouuutlot gloves should bo
worn with tho gown. Tho hnt should
bo of tho Alpine equestrian pattern and
tho shoes should be low and squuro-tood.
You boo this attire does not dopurt much
from tho conventional stylo of uny neat
wulking attire. Vet it improves tho up
peurunco of any woman bicyclo rider,
and because it is pretty and noat, it will
nuiko all women riders look attractive,
und tho protty ones prettier still. It
will popularize tho heiilthtul sport. If
u woman thiui attired will mount a
bicycle, rldo slowly with hoad erect and
draw In long breaths uud till her lungs
with good fresh ulr,sho will got tho full
bonuflt of tho exorcise and pleasuro of
bicycling. In beginning, two hourB
riding is enough. This can bo increased
daily, littlo by little, until at longth tho
ridee can. rldo all duy if sho wants to
without fooling futigue. Tho blcyclo
should never bo ridden, at any tlmo so
long as tho ridor feels tired out. It tho
women will tako up bluycllng in tho
manner I recommend they will discover
that it is a delightful rocroation. Thoy
will got In n fascinating way tho oxor
ciso they much nood, nnd then health,
and looks, nnd digestion, will all bo im
proved."
Aoraathtng Lacking.
MIm FlirUome And you uny you havo
never kissed a pretty girl? How singular!
You don't mean to tell me you lock the
courage?
Mr. de Cyrdquo No, not exactly,
MIm Fllrtsome (coquottlshly) Well,
mrely you have not lacked theopportunlt) I
Mr. ue Cynlque No, not exactly.
MIm Fllrtsome What was It, then, you
lacked?
Mr. do Cynlnue The pretty girl. New
York Herald.
. Turning the Tablet.
"Poor Hilly, hu'a down on his luck," said
Dawson. "Ills tailor una turned on him
Billy always paid him ou the Installment
plan, and tho other day he bought n dresi
lult, and the tailor said he'd send it home
on the Installment plan, too coat when
Billy hod paid for It, then the vest, then n
lex of the troiucm, and so on." Harper's
Bazar.
Well Named.
"This Is angel cake," remarked ono of
the boarders nt Mrs. linshcroft'e feedcry
when tho dessert was reached.
"I know," replied tho ono addressed.
"Why Is It so cnlledr"
"Uecauso of Its fatal effects, I suppose."
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
No Improvement.
"No, ho's no better," said a woman when
;ho doctor came to visit her husband.
'You told motoglvoblm as much of the
powder as would lny on a 10 cent piece. I
hadn't n 10, but 1 gave him as much as
rould go on 10 ones, and he's worse It any
thing." Youth'H Companion.
Another Matter Entirely.
Mrs. Dlmling (to her daughter) Why
ire you so censorious about Amy? The Dl
ole says we must love our enemies.
Miss Dlmling But she's not my enemy.
she's my dearest friend. Truth.
After the Ilrjectlon.
Mr. Dollcy (bitterly) You refuse me, but
rou never refused my presents.
MIssGilgal No, they were of somo value,
-Detroit Free Press.
Unsettled Vet.
Friend I suppose everything Is settled In '
-cgard to the marriage of your daughter? .
Stoakley Well, yes. everythlug but tho
ilHs.-Tlt-Bltfc
Nothing Gained.
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Miss Plnkerly I hear, Mr. Tutter, thai
rou wro' Miss Panhandle a poem on her
sonvalrseence. By the way, how is she get
Aag onf
Totter I understand that she has had a
jclnpsc. Truth.
, Concentration.
The man who ttt k one thins In life, and bat
one,
May hope to achieve it beforo life be done.
(Jut ho who seeks all thing!) wherever he goes
Only reaps from tho hones which around him
be sows
A harvest of barren regrets.
A Subject I'nr Bympatliy.
The prisoner, a tough looking citizen
with a prognathous cast of countenance
nnd n bad oye, had been found guilty of
beating his horse to death.
"I wish it were In my power to punish
your brutnlity as It deserves by sending
you to the penitentiary," said tho magis
trate, with strong indignation, "but I shall
flno you (100, and you will stand committed
till tho fine nnd costs are paid."
"Can't you mako It a little lighter,
squiref " pleaded the prisoner, drawing tho
back of n grimy hand across his eyes.
"That's putty hurd ou a man that's Just
loot a good hossl" Chicago Tribuuc,
Hood's Pills euro consumption. Thoy
aro tho best after-dinner pill and family
cathartic.
Wanted Nursing by a thoroughly
experienced und competent nurse. IIuvo
nursed ten years in tho enst. Inquiro
10.15 F street.
Canon City coal ut tho Whitobrenst
Coal und Linio Co.
A lino lino of canned soups, 25 cents
por can. Miller & Gilford, grocers.
Tho finest grocery utoro in tho city.
Miller & Gilford.
Miss S. E. Iilakesleottluo dressmaking,
at MrB. Gosper's, 1114 O street.
Pruited ico cream soda wutor iiindo
from tho natural fruit, ut Rector's Phar
macy. Lincoln Prumo und Art Co., 223 South
Eleventh.
Misses Hoggs & Cutryn, dressmaking
parlors F.no stumping. l!lll M street
tolophono 511).
Visit tho Now Students' gallery and bo
convinced that tho work is first-class.
1031 O street.
"Tho Best" Luundry, 2208 O street,
tolophono 570, II. Townsond & Co., pro
prietors, Lincoln, Nob.
ItoiilllH III Chlt'ilKO,
Elegant rooms for .World's fair visitors
right ut World's fulr grounds. Prices
reasonublo. Mum. E. U. Aimki.okt,
0017 Sheridan uve.,
tf Chicago.
Tlui Union I'uclllo Cheap lbite.
Only 10.00 first clans to Ogdon, Salt
Luko, Itolonn, Spokuuo and Portland
Oro.
For full particulars call at city tickot
office 1044 O stroot.
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THE LIMEKILN CLUB.
BROTHER GARDNER TALKS ABOUT
THI TORPEDO CHICKEN.
He Tells With (treat KIoqimmm Raw
Brother CMtaloape Johnson rata
Frow This Karth Away by Making the
Mistake of Hta life.
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"It are my painful dooty," said Brother
Gardner aa ha arose with a letter in his
hand, "to announce to dls club dat de grim
destroyer has obertooken another momber
of dls club. Brudder Cantelope Johnson,
an honorary member reeldin In St. Louis,
haa passed from dls frocen atrth away. I
am perhaps da only member present who
personally knowed do deceased. Ho had
his good an his bad side, samo as do rest of
us. Hit loss won't ereato any pertlcklor
vacuum In St Iiouls, and ylt ho filled a
sartln pine while he llbed. Ho would hor
Ubcd a good deal longer had ho heeded my
advice, llo was do sort of man who couldn't
believe any thin oulcss he saw it wld his
own eyes. When dat Ohio man Invented
do torpedo chicken, I writ to Brudder John
son to look out fur (t. I explained how It
worked. 1 caushuned him dat death lurked
In do hencoop an dat he'd better buy his
fowls nt do rcg'lar price an In de reg'lar
way. Dls letter am from Brudder John
son's wlddcr. It says dat ho was found in
an alley all busted to pieces, an sho liellevca
dat a powder mngnx'.uo blowed up sum
whnr or dat ho was obertooken by nn nlrth
quake, Poro womnul It am better thus,
an I shall not attempt to ondccelvo her."
There wns n general movement in the
hall, showing Intense excitement, and after
a mlnuto Brother Gardner continued!
"I hev de plctur bofo' me. It am a dark
night In St. Louis. A gcutlo rain am de-
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"A DARK N10IIT tN 8T. LOUIS."
scendln. Brudder Cantelope Johnson am
stttin by his own fireside. Ho suddenly
feels dat he would llks fried chicken fur
break fas'. De market am shet up, an ho
can't buy nufflh. Ho rises up an takes my
ole letter outer de top buroo drawer an
reads It. When he cums down to dat part
whar I tell blm dat do torpedo chicken
can't be told in de dark from a fat pullet,
be smiles in contempt at my innercense.
Ho thinks of me as a childlike ole yahoo
who would blow out de gas an go to bed
smllln. '
"Five rolnlts later Brudder Johnson am
out doahs wld nn empty bag under his arm.
His wtfo thinks be am goln sumwhar fur
sbavln's. Ho reckolectsa sartln hencoop
in a sartln alley, an his steps turn dat way.
"I toiler Brudder Johnson in tmaglno
shun. He keeps dnt samo smilo on his face.
He feels it his dooty to wrlto to me an cnu
shun mo ng'in bettln any money oude string
game,
"Now Brudder Johnson has turned Into
de alley. Now he has stopped to peer an
listen. Now he tiptoes along nn reaches do
alley doah of do hencoop. Ills motif waters,
an he feels hungry as he thinks of do meat
Inside.
"Now Brudder Johnson has pried off a
bo'd wld de ole chisel he brung along. Now
be crawls into do coop. He can't see, but
his enrrtell him dat 3 fine fat fowls am
roostin wldin reach of his hand. Now ho
keerfully reaches out his right hnnd an
feels about till It rests on a fo'-pound hen.
Sho does not gin do alarm, but acts like she
was.'spectln him to cum an take her.
"Look I Llstcnl Now Brudder Johnson
gits a firm hold o' dat hen an gtns a sudden
yank. He am already tastin fried chicken
when dar cums a flush, a roar, a boom, an
all Is oberl He had got hold of do torpedo
chicken. He bail Invited de grim destroyer
to cum an bust him all to pieces. Dat same
smile of contempt fur mo was on his face
when dey picked it up fo'ty rods away. I
hev no doubt dat Jest as he yanked at dat
hen ho waa thlnkln ho ortcr telegraph me
not to soak my feet In kerosene an stick
'em Into do oven to dry.
"My frcn's, I hev no lectur to read yo'. I
shall not bold dls case up as a warnln to
yo'. Wo shall hang do emblem of mournln
on do alley doah fnr do usual length of
time, an we shall pass do usual resolushun
of condolence wld do fam'ly. If dar am
any odder member of his club who nm so
skeptical dnt ho must blow down do bar'l
of n gun to sea If it am loaded an who won't
bellevo dnt over 700,006 torpedo chickens
nm slttin on de hen roosts of dls kentry jest
bekase ho hasn't happened to sco ono, I
shall not consider it my dooty to argy wld
him. Let him, find out fur hlsscK, but let
him also remember dnt dls club doan' pay
no funeral spensca nor buy bo gravestuns,"
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
The Frantic Attempt of an Esteemed and
Its Itesult.
Poon CniTTEnl Monday nfternoon we
decided to buy n bell for tho first church
t-diflce erected In this town, and Tuesday
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DOTl ESTEEMED HAD DEEH SHOOTIXO ATCS.
morning we received a challenge to Oght a
iluel with that low down, no account critter
whom we are occasionally obliged to refer
to as our esteemed contemporary The aal
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Its was a mixture of poor orthography and
lad grammar, and of courso we paid no at
tention to It. Wheu wo stnrted for the post
offlce at noon, the Incident had entirely
lipped our memory. We wcr walking
long .Apache avenue, busy with our
thoughts, when we suddenly hcoims con
clous of tho fact that some ono waa dis
charging his pistols In tho street. We had
counted IS reports and were wandering
whether Bod Williams or Bam White had
token loom again when Mr. Wheatly.thr
grocer, stepped npand Informed us that our
esteemed had boon shooting at us for the
last 10 minutes from a distance of about
eight feet. We deeply regret what fol
lowed It was the fifteenth attempt mado
by him to assassinate us, and la-fore wo
could restrain ottrself wo pinked him tipnnd
slammed him against a billboard with such
force that he remained In a senseless con
dition for two hours. While the general
verdict is that lie was rightly served, we
still feel pity for him ami wish we hadn't
done it. Not ono of tho bullets had coma
4WUU1II hto ieci oi us. no n as urea at toast
00 bullets at us In tho Inst two years, and
tho best shot he ever mado wns when h
ttoked our hat. Ho can't shoot, edit, plnr
poker, make a public speech, get nominated
forofflconor mix In society, His weekly
paper lms no more publlo Influence than an
empty flour sack. Why ho continues tollve
Is an enigma to everybody. Some editors In
our plnco would have killed htm long ago,
hut wo haven't tho heart to even foreclose
tho mortgago we hold on his office. Nature
meant tho coyoto to fill a certain position
among tho nnlmnl crvnflnn. Nature meant
our esteemed contemporary to do tho same
thing ntnong mankind, hut Just what sort
of nnlnconoono will over know. Ho mnv
lio run over and killed by a drovo of mules
somo day, but wo shnll never harm him.
Not A Success. Professor Blrdsnll's pan
ornmlo lecture ou Japan ut tho town hall
Saturday evening resulted about as wo pre
dicted when ho nppllcd to us as mayor for
his license. A large audience paid n quar
ter a head, expecting to witness two or
three clog dances, n cottplo of sand jigs nnd
somo cannon ball exercise. It wns also gen
erally understood thnt three or four good
songs would bo sung, somo tumbling in
dulged In and that tho professor would of
fer anybody $3-1 to stand beforo him for four
rounds. To the great ntnazement nnd dis
gust of the crowd ho began to show pictures
of temples nnd pagodas and Japanese houses
and to boost tho Japs up tho ladder for their
Intellect nnd civilisation, nnd as we cast an
eye around wo saw that tho boys could not
be held down very long. Wo slipped back
on tho stngo and asked tho professor to
drop Japan and whoop it up for Arizona.
In view of the popular excitement over tho
question of statehood he could have raked
in a big jack pot ou n pair of deuces, but ho
wasn't tho man for tho occasion. Ho per
sisted in giving tho nudlenco Japan until
what wo feared camo to pass. The boys
roso up aud shot tho towers off his old pa
godas and stampeded tho audience. Tho
professor got nwny, but left a cartload of
Japanese ruins Iwhlnd him. We must re
peat thnt this town has Its Idioms, nnd the
stranger who wants to please us must post
himself in advance. We run to cattle and
mules and mines nnd don't go a copper on
pagodas and templea Japan may bo a
hangup country, but ws bank on Arizona
to tho last cent. Wo can sit still for about
10 minutes under most any sort of a lecture,
but then we demnnd a break in tho monot
ony. We don't want all songs or all jigs
or all Jokes, but a proper compound, jnst
as rosin and mutton tallow and vaseline
are mixed together to cure a mule's sore
heeL In about a week more, after the boys
have 'Cooled down, Professor Blrdsall can
return and take away his Japanese ruins,
and we trust that tho lesson may sink deep
into his soul aud tako the stiffness out of
his neck.
LOST HI9 HEAD.
II Ilecame a Lightning Hod Man and lie
, Scorned Her.
"Ho loves mo, nnd ho will come this even
ing." It was Evnngellno Wntklns who mur
mured the nbovo murmur as sho sat on tho
piazza of her father's country mansion as
tho sun went down and tho flitting swal
low began to flit. Down In tho meadow an
old sheep was bleating for her little sheep
let, which luul gone astray. In the farm
yard tho old man had Justsatdowntomllk
the lop horned cow and let tils thoughts go
back to years ago. Half a mile down the
dusty highway Farmer Johnson wns yell
ing " Whoa hnw-geel" at his steers, and in
the poar tree at tho gate a robin redbreast
sat and sang his soul away, or tried to.
It was just such an evening as lovers lovo
to lore. There were rhythm and cadence nnd
gentleness about it, and as the fair Evnn
gellno waited she felt that sho could bo
happy with the object of ber affections,
even if they had to live in a straw stack
and subsist on raw onions. Walter Hlg
glnbottom bad not asked her to bo his wife
not In plain English but both under
stood. When you strain a girl to your heart
with such vlolenco as to crack one of her
ribs, she looks upon it as a proposal of mar
riage, and nothing is left but to name tho
date and the preacher.
"Walterl"
"Evangeline!
Ho stood before her, but as sho looked at
blm the glad light In her faco faded nwny,
and her fond heart almost ceased to beat.
Ho was as cold as an Iron hitching post In
January and as solemn as n turkey tho day
before Thanksgiving, WashoilU Had ho
been kicked by her fnthcr'H mule while cut
ting across lotsf Had ho stepped on the
blndo of a boo and been whacked by the
bundle?
"Walter, what Is It?"
"MUs Wntklns, I havo called to say fare
welll I nm going fnrawnyl Itlsnotllkcly
that we shall evcrmeetngaln. I have called
to give you back your heart nnd to toll you
that you had letter marry Bill Tompkins
tf ho will bnve you."
"But, Walter"
"I will explain. Up to this nfternoon I
xis working for my father nt n salary of
(15 u month nnd board and washing aud
darning. I had no dreams of the great
world beyond. I hadnosoarlugnmbltions.
All has suddenly changed. A lightning
rod man stopped at our house for dinner,
with tho result that I hired to him for 2Sa
month and expenses, and I leave tomorrow."
"But, Walter"
"You must forget me. From now on
pour love will be hopeless. A lightning rod
man cannot mate with n fnrmer'b daughter.
I'lin gulf is wide ami deep and unbrldgablo.
Marry Bill Tompkins, who nlwnys rather
liked you, and If ho ever builds n lmm I
frill put lightning rods all over It and givo
aim 10 percent olY. Evangeline -MUs Wntklns-
farewell!"
llo turned nnd walked away Into the mini
mer night walked on ami on and on tin
.11 his conttalls dually vanished from view
forever and forever. Evnngellno wns like
)no turned to stone. For n long hulf hour
ho never moved an eyewlnker. Then, mov
,ng like ono In a dream, sho descended tho
piazza steps and walked around to the buck
)f the bouse, where hor mother wan mukitig
toft soap, aud sat down on a log.
"I don't think 1 rut lu oulta 'uuff war
grease," remarked the mother as she looked
up.
Evangeline did not reply,
"It's h'lled dver twice this evenln. and
that's a had sign."
No reply from Evangeline.
'What's tho matter?"
No reply, Sho could not reply. She wns
deader than a doornail struck down by the
sudden shook of Walter Hlgglnhottom's
faithlessness.
alighting Ills Dignity.
"l.ook heah, Mrs, Johnson," ha said aa
he halted a woman who was passing the
depot, "folks dun tells tnedntyo'nm gwlne
to bring a lawsuit ag'ln our rnllrode fur
kllltn yo'r cow."
,,
"DOES TO' rr.itAMnui.ATE DR rosisiiuK I
HOLDS?"
"What yo' got tcr do 'lont It?" sho rather
indignantly queried In reply.
"What I got tcr do? Whnt I got tcr do?
Does yo' perambulate do poslshun I holds
on dls rnllrode, Mrs. Johnson?"
"W worksJttdo freight bouse. I reckon."
"Exactly, Mrs. Johnson exactly. I works
In do freight house by day, but nt night I
ndwlscs wld do ofllshuls of do road. Why
didn't yo' cum to mo 'bout dnt cow?"
"Huulra Scott dun tolo mo how to do."
"Oh, ho did! Houbo Scott ho dun had do
fiall to advise yo' 'bout rallrodoblzncss, did
to? Wcrry well, Mrs. Johnson. I won't
dctnlu yo' no longer. Go right 'long, Mrs.
Johnson."
"What's do mnltuh?" sho anxiously
asked.
"Nufllu 'tall, Mrs. Johnson. In da co'so
of a week do ofllshuls will telegraph me
bout yo'r cow an ax hor walue. Had yo'
como to mo I should hov put de flggorsnt
133, but under present sarcumstanccs I shnll
reply dnt a lS-cent nigger named Ilcube
Scott claims dat wo killed a SO-ccnt cow be
longing to a 2-sblllln cull'd womnn, but dnt
wo had better fight de caso cl'ar to do soo
prcme court nt Washington bofo' wo pay
damages. Good artcrnoon, Mrs. Johnson."
"But I'zo cum fur advice," sho protested.
"Too Into, Mrs. Johnson. Owln to con
sanguinary clrcumlocushun a drayman
namo Iicubo Scott will participate de legal
ity of yo'r claim, while It will be my dooty
to sagaclnte slch a procrasttnashun as will
mako yo' tired cl'ar down to yo'r toes. Au
revolr, Mrs. Johnson. Dey tells mo huckle
berries am look In up right smart dls sciun."
M. QUAD.
No Use.
A brace of burglars were prowling
through tho houso in the middle of tho
night, and after picking up such stray
things as were obtalnablo down stairs they
went to tho floor above Here they came to
a room in which two children were asleep,
and adjoining it was tho room of tho man
and his wife. A dim light was burning,
and one of tho burglars stepped in while
the other watched at tho door.
"Get anything?" whispered tho watcher
whet) tho marauder returned.
"Naw," was tho disgusted reply, "nothln
but n few bits of jowclry off the dresser."
"Didn't you see nothln?"
"Nnw."
"Did you go through bis pockets?"
Tho other one looked through tho dark
ness at his pal contemptuously.
"Courso not," ha growled; "can't you see
his wife's there with him?"
Then they tiptoed on up to tho next floor.
Detroit Freo Press.
Reasoning It Out.
"Chollle," said Chappie sorrowfully,
"did you evnh weflect that If it wasn't for
that beastly wow Gawgo Washington got
us into In the Inwst century you and I
would havo been weal English subjects?"
" Yaas, and it makes me feel weal dwead
ful." "Well, I say, let's swenh allegiance to the
queen now, old fcl. Washington's acts
need not bind us. Ho did not wepwesent
us In tho least, faw, ye know, Chollle, we
weren't bawn then, to how could be?"
Harper's Bazar.
.
AU the Same,
Mrs. Wlckwlrc Don't you think you
.would mako a better success of life If you
were to go to work?
Weary Watklns Iditnno. Do you think
a man ought to work on Sunday?
Mrs. Wlckwlrc Certainly not, If he can
avoid it.
Weary Wntklns Well, everyday Is Sun
d'ty to n man in my business. Indianapo
lis Journal. ,
An Inerato.
Jack Fonl Did you see that girl cut me
then?
Frank Wilcox I noticed she dldut'bow.
Jnck Ford And yet I saved her life.
Frank Wilcox Howr
Jack Ford We wero engaged, and final
ly sho fntd hbe'd rather die than marry mc,
so I let her off. Albany Argus.
Too Much For II Im.
"I understand that you havo thoroughly
mastered the English lnncuaKe."
"I thought I had till yesterday."
"And now you think you hareu'tf Whnt
led you to chango your opinion!1"
"I rend n description of ngnme of base
ball." New York Press.
No Wonder.
Attorney Now, sir, can't you remember
ill that was said on that evculugf
Witness No, Indeed I
"Hut you heard lt"
"Yes, but there were six women talking."
Cleveland Plain Denier.
Cun't Develop lleyoml That.
There's tho tlrl who' stuck on fenrlne, and
thoelrl who's Jtifct commenclm; to bo some,
whnt interested In this art of elf defense;
There's tho itlrl who's coml nt riding, und the
elrl who Jukes tostrlilliiirorcrleauuesof dalo
and mount a In with eneri:) Intcubc;
I'hvru's the girl who worships rowlnc, nnd tho
ono who's fond of showing a ninrUmnnshlj)
nntounillnij In a KTson of her tex;
There' tho girl who' always ready, with a
nerve both true amllady,whenwoofuldun
Bern threaten or dlltlcultles vex;
Hut despite tho manly carriage and the open
scorn of marriage wlitch tho "Independent"
fuddltts seem to think so very nlco
You may perhaps have mted that they're
very seldom quoted as having lost completely
their Inherent fear f mice.
Detroit Tribune.
I o CVI Ml
vS3sOng 'Jill Km
mmJ hn Pi WWW-
S-WWt wWoj', S Wm
mm ninrMb
Son of
Mayor Til I brook
ot MoKoeiport, r,, had a florofula bunch under
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became n running sore, and was followed by
erysipelas. Mrs. Tlllbrook rt him
Hood's Sarsaparilla
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