CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, AUGUST 6, 1897
WOMAN
is the pivot
upon which
Trade Turns.
A nufhW of year njo I suggest!
to one of my client that ho place- an
advtrtlmriit for Rood used eiolu
Uidy by men In a paper supposed to
b read pxcluilrely by women. The
advert lieiueiit ape ared It ouutliiunl
In tlmt r several consecutive
years, Ths notunl limit cash sales,
coming directly from tlmt advrtls
UKiit, wcro two or threo tltnn m
great, reckoning proportionate coat,
than catno from tho same advertise
Bent In any of tho hundred papers
wy client was advertising In. Hlnoa
then I have mado theso experiments
many times, until I twlleve I have a
right to claim tlmt the experiment
hsi passed Into fact. MifA'J O. Fowltr,
Jr,, Adrti tiling Krjtert,
The CotiHiKH li the favorite journal
among the Indies of Lincoln and adjacent
ountry. I'lnnt your announcement In iu
eolumm and rvau belt results.
PHOTOGRAPHER
Hiii) lit grcot ex.
pcno replaced his
OLD Instrument
with 11 new- Halle-
niyer. direct from London, nnd Is now hcttor
prepared than over to 1I0 fine work, fimii 11
lookot up I" llfo Hire, upon from 10 11. in. to I
p. in. Hundays.
Studio, tai4 O itreet.
mVWKD'S
CREAM OF ROSES.
The most axouM
I'liimrnllon furlheskla.
Mim Chapped IU a, Chaiid or Hoaldi
R1
Lemovcs T:tt and Frecklet,
VMlttrecure tn
Eano It enlivtlon
vtns;. Purfu'llv 11
eanta. Holt '
I' Ithoum. Ladlrs pro.
l.celleut to us arte
r 11 i'. Price Twal7
' dm-ohiss druggist,
C. L.'RICHARDS,
MCHAHDH 111,00)'
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FAST HAIL RODTEI
2 DAILY TRAINS 2
-TO-
AtchUon, Leavenworth, St. Joseph,Kansas
City, St. Louis and all Point South
Eat and Wct.
The direct line to Ft. Scott, Parson.
Wichita, Hutchinson and all principal
points in Kansas.
The only road to'thc Great Hot Springs
i Arkansas. Pullman Sleepers and Free
Reclining Chair Cats on all trains.
J, E. R. MILLAR, R, P. R. MILLAR,
City Ticket Atf. Gsn'l gnt
Bemember that the
best route to Chicago from Lincet
(throufih Omaha) in
via the "Rock Inland."
The Dlnina Cars are all
new ami elegant; the
ttrvice everybody knows
U the best in
the United 8tate$.
Have newer and better Steeper!
handsome Day Coaches,
best Reclining Chair Cars,
and the train is new and the
handsomest that runs from
Lincoln to Chicago (via Omaha,
If you want to be
convinced of this fact,
compare it with other
called first-class lines.
Tickets for sale by
. ' CH4SJ UUTHEllFOllD,
City Passenger Agent,
, In the Hotel "Lincoln."
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WOMAN AM) JIOMK
THE WAY TO DISINFECT IN TIME.S
OF CONTAGIOUS DISEASES.
Inlrrtlrnr wllli 11 llenlgncr l'ln Minify
on (he farm Thn MUlrrM nf I tin
Willie Home Woman's Wonderful
Work Ioynll) In the Home Circle,
A well known physlrlan lvea thn fol
lowing direction fur disinfecting clothing
nlld beildlllK Used III contagious diseases;
Honk (lie garments two hours In n solution
made from four ounce of sulphate of zinc,
with twooiinces of rommoii unit to every
K'llloti of water The rlntheK Mmiild im
aonked In IliN solution before they iironent
tothu wimli.thcn boiled with wihIiIiik mnln
itrliorux. Tim solution of otm purl of cor
roilvo miblluwito to I.IXK) of water, while
known to be the betit for disinfection, N no
licit rucllve to fiihrlcM that it In often not
prnctlcikblu to no It.
All bni)tiiM mid clothea uncd In aweepltm
anil (lllMin.i Kliotlld also lie iliHlurected be
fori) they nre tnken to other nurti nf the
hotivo, rind drensei nnd clothing worn by
thoso hnvltiK vluirKo of the nick perxon
nhotild bo chmiued before JoIiiIiik the fam
ily. Kvi'ii wllli tht'KU precnutlotiH It In
thoiiKlit better whero thero nro youiiK dill
dreii In thu Iioiinh to have "tho Ixolntlon
complute." A hhect wet ill doino illxln
fectaut xhuuld, It Is iir'ed, bo Iiiiuk lief 010
thu pat lenl'a door, and hiiimII illnhes hold
IliK chlorlileof lluiti bo placed under the
bed nnd about tho room,
In dlfilufcctltiK " room, after the bedding
ha bt'tii put in the solution kIviii (indwell
washed, and the tinware and crockery
thorotiHhly uleauved, the doors, and win
down aro thoroughly uIoumI, tho crnckH are
tilled with cotton iuiiI sulphur Im burned.
Three or four poiinilH of ntlck Hiiljiluir nru
used for n room of ordinary al.e. The mil
phur In put In n luisln or spider and set In
aide a larKer vessel partly tilled with wa
ter. Tho vessel Is t-et 011 bricks; an ounce
of alcohol l.s poured over It and lighted.
When thn nulphur hi'idna to thruw ofT
itn fuiiiea, ko out of the room and 1111 up
auycrevlco about thu door with cotton.
In twenty-four hours an outside window
may be opened. Thu lloorH and wnlla aru
then to be washed with a disinfectant, and
thu furniture cleaned and polished, It In
be.it at thu lieKlnuliiK of any contagious
illocaiu to take away drapery curtains, up
holstered furniture and all expensive mil
lluery adorninent. New York Pout.
, Inter lrr wild n Di-nlk'ner.
Ono of thu succesiful drcni ileslKiiera of
thu city U n woman not yet thirty. She
va.s tullliiK me soiiic days afo how her
work li done. Shu KUppllei a lnro iiun:
berof thu fashion sketches Issued with the
fashion sheet of a big pattern house, and
alio earns Mxty-llvo dollars a week at hur
trade. "It Is aotnethliiK." ahe la'ttan, "tlmt
only a few women and not half a dorcn
men can do. Them are thu ladles' tailor
of con ne, but they repeat themselves In
(.went hilly thu same dcslKiis. Outaldu nf
tailor work, practically all tho new drew
designs gotten up In thu city are from
sketches made by women. It l.s very sel
dom that a man tries his hand at ft who
iloea not fall! For me, I often walk the
streets till I t;et my Idea. In an hour on
Ilroadway or Fifth avenuu I catch a hint
from thu ilrnplim of a skirt that siiKKcsts
somcthliiK to me, or I see a combination of
colors of ii novel tisu of somu fabrics that
K'ts my mind working In a new direction.
"Then I k home and make a wash draw
ing. It may not embody anything I have
een, or It nmy taku hints from twenty dif
ferent costumes. To bo lit for tisu as a
pattern Mipplcmcnt It must Im original, it
must be up with thu times, but not too
far ahead of prevailing Ideas, and It must
Ihj practical; that Is. It must bo such that
nn ordinary dressmaker or a woman with
a knack for cutting her own gowns cau
reproduce It without too much trouble.
If I am sure I am on the right track, and
want to Ihj certain of turning out somu
thing especially clever, I get thu material
for such a dress as I am thinking of and
get a girl of good llguro to try It upon. I
stand her up In the mlddlu of thu Moor,
and I stick in plus and pull out plus, and
try this effect and that effect and some
other effect for maybe three hours at a
time. It's tiresome work, but I always
feel repaid If It ends by being a love of a
gown.
"Sometimes It won't como to suit mo, nnd
then I lay awaku half the night nnd plan
how I will compel It to lo tho confection I
want in thu morning. When I get it I
sketch it and color It and write directions
for cutting tho pattern for It without a
minute's delay." New York Advertiser.
the Quntlun or l'ln Moiiey'ou a Farm.
"I never have five cents even for post
ago stamps without asktug for It." The
speaker was a young wife, who iu her girl
hood earned regular wages as a seamstress,
and when married found her llnanclal
position changed. Kben Jield the purse
rtringa and niado plenty of money. Hut
new machinery was often needed; Improve
ments must bo made; hired hands cost a
good deal, and so no allowance wan
thought of for tho wife, who had the posi
tion of "nurse, seamstress, housemaid,
took," with the added duties of mother
hood, "I always have a lump In my throat
when I ask for a dollar," she said, "and I
used to go to his pocketbook for sparu
change, forat tho marriage service liesald,
With a 1 my worldly goods I thee endow.'
lint when little Tom U-iiaii to steal nen.
..lies bccaiiMi he wanted something and
count not get It I lM.'gan to wonder If I
had dono wrong and the sin was visited
on him,"
It was a sad contrast, this little mother'
tender conscience, with a world of trickery
and knavery.
Nowhere Is this lack of pocket money
felt so much as among farmers' wives and
daughters. Many of them go from posi
tions In thu city, teachers, typewriters,
naleswomen, with a regular salary a good
cook can earn her fourteen dollars a mouth.
She may marry a young farmer, and with
all her life before herdecldu to be his help
mate and money saver. How they work
end struggle to pay off the farm, to get
the necessary improvements made! Hut
when the fight Is partly over, somet lines the
young wife has a feeling of envy on Satur
day nights, when her husband pays tho
"hands" who have worked for him, and
has not a dollar for her, for she knows
that they have been fed while she haa
served; that they have slept while she lost
hours of slumber with the precious babe
In arms, and that they cau buy clothes that
she would feel it extravagant to wear.
Montreal Witness.
Tti MUtrM of the White Iluut.
To be the mistress of the White House is
altogether tempting. It U a osltion of al
most uiiefjuuled social power and Intlu
nice, which has tested and proved the tact,
id seme and truu womanhood of the
t st who have reached the distinction, la
ordinary times the Wl.lr.o House Is the
I'cnterof a social life whloh llxes Miiulcr
attention, '1 he movements there nru mat
ters of tho widest public. Interest, and
many of them aru of such character that
the ieojdu In general feel as If thcyweru
themselves participant. In all thu history
of our country this Mx-lal life In thu White
House hasVceii of that slmplu and unpru
tendons cliai.iucr so 1. inlng to the re
publican tastes and habits of thu people at
large.
With all Itn temptation to ostentatious
and gaudy display and personal exclusive
liess, It has always been maintained apart
from these. Thu wives nf tho presidents,
llko thu presidents themselves, havu come
from tho people and havu taken thu slm
plu but Milllclciil social forms of thu coun
try Into this most conspicuous social posl
Hon as thu lady of thu White House, fu
ller almost no administration has thu
president himself been moru Ibrmly llxcd
In thu hearts of tho American people than
tho lady who has directed thu social llfo of
thu executlvu lesldeiicu during his term.
And thu names of many of thesu ladles
thu best types of American woinanhixsl
atand out almost as prominently uven as
me names oi toe piesiiients.
Hut thu Hisltlou has Its penalties. Thu
exactions havu been too much for somu of
those upon whom thu responsibility has
been thrown. F.veu those whosu lihvslcal
stieugth has proved sufUclciit to all thu
emergencies havu found much iu tho
never ceasing social attentions that was
extieinely undesirable, uven burdensome.
The sciiilptibllu character of thu dally llfu
of all thu member of thu Whlto House
family Is sadly destructive, of truudomeo
tlu living. Philadelphia Press.
A Woman's Wonderful Work.
Thero Is no moro Interesting story In tho
history of inisleru science than that of the
career of Miss Marianne North, who du
voted her llfo to thu painting of pictures
of plants and animals, and whose auto
biography lears thusuggestlvutltlu, "Heo
ollectious of a Happy Life."
Miss North had a higher object than
merely to make beautliul pictures. She
endeavored to represent with absolute
Ildellty to naturu thu colors and forms of
(lowers and plants, and thu characteristics
of animal llfu In all parts of thu earth.
Shu was fortuuatulnpossessiugRullicleut
money to enablu her to travel extensively,
ami thu results of her studies aro to be seen
In tho famous Kuw gardens, where hun
dreds of hur paliitliiga aru displayed upon
thu walls of a building which she con
structed for the purpose and presented to
her native Kngland.
Thero aru few travelers who havu seen
more of tho various regions of thu world
than Miss Noith. Shu Journeyed through
out Kuropo again and again. Shu visit
ed Kgypt, Syria, thu islands of thu Med
iterranean and thu Cannry Islands. Sho
traveled all through India with tho
thoroughness of an explorer tout on leav
ing nothing untouched. She traversed
Uomeo and Java and visited thu Malav
peninsula. She was in Japan, in Australia,
Iu Tasmania, In New Zealand, in South
Africa, Iu thu Sandwich Islands, in South
America and moru than once In Canada
nnd tho United States.
The celebrated Darwin was delluhted
with her work, and It was upon his advlco
that tdiu went to Australia to paint tho
Honors of what has la-en called tho fifth
quarter of the globe.
Miss rsortli Is described as havliui had n
Mutely pre-encu ami a most charming
maimer. outh's Companion.
I.ojully lii thu Home Circle.
Loyalty In thu home circle Is not as often
considered ns It ought to be; It should bo
held as part of thu ethics of family honor
never to speak slightingly of any member
of thu household to outsiders. The old and
toniewlmt vulgar proverb, "Wash all your
Milled linen at home," contains the gist of
an obvious truth. Parents should Impress
this family loyalty upon their children,
and teach them that it means dignity and
Mreugth and happiness to be thu guardians
of their own hearth, as It were, thu stanch
defenders of thu honor of thu family.
nroiiiers ami sisters should nuver allow
themselves to say anything derogatory of
inch other to their ncoualutnucos what
ever may to their private differences.
Husbands and wives would do well to re
memtor that "nagging" at each other, or
even what Is called "running each other
In public," is not only disloyal 'to tho
family dignity, but Is In very bad taste,
and Is moreover exceedingly tiresome to
any ono who may be with them. Mothers
even good, loving mothers have an un
wise way sometimes of bringing every
trivial fault to thu surfacu before any one
who happens to to present.
Parents, too, should to loyal to their
thlldren if they expect the latter to to
loyal to f hem. Every now and again wo
tee a family where thu men all become
more or less prominent In their various
walks iu life, and in almost every case
thero will to found among them a very
strong sentiment of what thu world calls
"clannUhiiess," but what might to totter
designated as faithfulness. Even from a
Worldly point of view young people would
do well to rememtor that whatever keeps
the family together In faithful allegiance
adds to thu position and Influence nnd con
llderatlon of each member Individually.
New York Tribune.
A Woman Who Has l'ruied Her Honraty,
One of the first women who weru assigned
Work In thu treasury building was a
colored woman, Sophiu Holmes by name.
Ono night when Sophie was sweeping
tho refuse papers Iu tier room she found a
lox of greenbacks that had la-en cut,
rouuted and packed to transfer to the
vaults iiiul had been accidentally over
looked. Sho did not daru call thu watch
man for fear bu would to tempted beyond
resistance. She thought of her four smal1
children at home alone, with no one to give
them their supper or put them to tod, but
I ho ouu duty that stared her iu the facu
was to protect that money. She sat down
Upon the bav and quietly waited for the
hours to go by.
At I o'clock iu tho morning she heard
the shutuiug step of General Siiluuer In
thu corridor and heard him open the door
to his room
She ultlctly slloiied along thu
corridor, knocked at his door and told him
lint she had found. The general had the
box taken to his room and sent Sonhla
Lome In his carriage. The next morning
when sho returned sho found the general
Hill keeping guard. That night he sent
for her and pluced in her hand her ap
ixilutment papers, given for honesty, aud
(or thirty years she has earned and drawn
her fifty dollars per mouth.
Fifty thousand dollars was In thjs box.
At another time shu found fsO.tXO, for
which the testimony can be seen over Gen
eral Spinner's own handwriting. Mary 8.
1-ockwood Iu Chautauquaii,
What Color to Wear.
Au artist's rule as to color Is: Chooae
carefully only tho-u tints of which a du
plicate may to found iu thu hair, thu eyg
Ir the complexion.. A woman with blue-
gray ryraaml a thin, neutral tinted ion;.
plt'Xlou Is never moru becomingly dre.ssol
than iu tho blue shades In which gray Is
mixed, for In theso complexions theru Is i
certain dellcatu blueties.. A brunette Is
never so exquisite as Iu cream color, for
sho has reinsluceil tho tinting of her skin
In her dress, I'ul thu same dress on a col
orless blond nnd she will to far from
charming, while In gray nho would to
ipiltu thu reveise. Thu reason Is plain In
tho blond's sallowucss theru aro Huts of
gray.and In thu dark woman's pallor theiu
aro always jellowlsh tones, thu samo im
predominate In the cream colored dress.
Women who have rather llorlil complex
ions look well Iu various shades of plum
and heliotrope, also In certain shades of
ilovugray, for to a trained eyu this color
has a tinge of pink which harmonizes
with the llcsli of the face. Hlouds look
fairer and younger Iu dead black, like that
of wool gisslsor velvet, while brunettes re
fjlliiu thu sheen of satin or gloss of silk In
order to wear black to advantage. Fancy
Gsls (iraphlu.
About Women.
Japan women load vessels.
Warsaw has women car conductors.
Theru aru l,!0U women printers in Eng
land, Mrs, Marsh, of Chicago, Is an uudei-
taker.
Many southern women plant and ship
peanuts.
Three hundred women aru florists In thu
United Slates.
Mrs. Klmlmll.of West Virginia. Is presi
dent of n railroad.
Theienre r$,(MX) women Iu England en
rolled In trades unions.
Iu Massachusetts liUl women aru em
ployed iu making eartiidges.
Iu 181.1 Miss Sarah P. Mather Invented
thu llrst submarine telescope.
I'hu'lio Cousins acted as sheriff of St.
Louis after her father's death.
Queen Marguerite of Italy claims to
havu thu sandals worn by thu Emperor
Nero.
Miss Pullman receives a salary of $1,000
a year from her father for naming Pull
man cars.
Soft Water for the 1'aee.
All authority warns women who would
preservo or enhance thu beauty of their
complexions and what woman would not
to usu rain water, If possible, to wash
their faces iu. If this Is not procurable,
toll thu water before using it. With this
gotsl soap should bo used, as thu basis of
all beauty Is cleanliness. It Is a mistake
to fancy thatollsaml unguents will cleanse
thu skin. A few women still cling to tills
most mistaken idea, and theru was never
a greater delusion. Water Is thu best of
all cosmetics.
Thero aro miiiiu dellcatu skins, however,
to which the grit nnd dust, of travel prove
Irritants. Such may use a little cold cream
well rubbed iu ami afterward gently wiped
off with a piece of line linen. Even thev,
however, must lluish thu process with
tepid water, Into which a dash of can do
colognu has been put. Exchange.
Medicine for the Iliilr.
To brush and brush ami still to brush In
thu best medicine for thu hair, remember
ing always that it is thu hair and not tho
scalp which Is to receive this treatment.
Upon tho brush used depends a great deal.
In tho llrst place it must bu Immaculately
clean, and one's brushes should be washed
us religiously as Is onu's face. Thu comb
should bu coarse, so that it will disen
tangle tho iialr K it is snarled, but if tho
hair Is well brushed thu comb really is of
Very llttlu use, A flnu comb Is nuver ad
vised. Thu brush should havu long,
toft bristles that go through tho hair, tak
ing with them every particle of dust
nnd leaving behind them a glow that is
beautiful. Mrs. Million iu Ladles Home
Journal.
Daughter of an Emperor.
Princess Margnrethe Heat rice, youngest
daughter of the lute emperor of Germany,
Is tall and strong, with a mass of fair hair,
very pale eyes nnd very prominent lips.
The frigidity of her facu reminds one of
England ami Iter robust llguro of Ger
many. Shu Is thu favorlto sister of Wil
liam II, a domesticated woman, known
how to pew and to embroider and does not
like dancing. It is even said that sho
writes verses as melancholy as tho Ger
man sky and as foggy as thu Thames. -
Paris letter.
fr-KK Improves Whipped Cream
Uefore whipping cream for the top of
chocolate or coffeu It Is totter to add the
white of an egg and a tablespoon fill of
fowdered sugar. Then whip uutil stiff,
n default of the cream the wliites of egg,
with powdered sugar lightly dusted in,
make thu drinks much more tempting
than when served plain. Whip very stiff
h either case and keep on Ice till wanted,
which should bu very soon after being pre
pared. Exchange.
Tin Wt-ddlm; Gifts.
The favors at a recent up town tin wed
ding were rather unique. Each of the
twenty lady guests received a tin Jelly pan,
mi thu ruverso side of which thu host, who
Is a talented amateur artist, had painted
Iu oil a pretty landscape or marine view.
The edges of tho till weru punctured to
hold In place a handsome silken cord, thus
making a placqiiuw-oi thy an honored place
lis a household ornament. Newark Ad
vertiser. Even women of much experience Iu all
kinds of cookery like occasionally to get
tome new Ideas In order to make the home
lepasts more Inviting. For this reason In
every cooking class started Iu any vicinity
there will be found always ouu or two who
teem to need no Instruction.
When a child cries, find tho cause the
pin prick. Nature lias but one way of
thowing its suffering In Infancy, and evi
dences of temper on your part will fall on
tenoless ears. Gain character and self
tontrol by recognizing the Inevitable.
Massage, which used to be tauuht on
jn-noden dummies, with skeletons as fur-
llier assistants. Is now (li inonstrntnl nn
i lis. Illg subiects. children evi-n ilnlm- fr.r -.
Iperitucntal models. In this way the nro-
tesslou affords a double Industry.
Modern belles may get a suggestion from
I statement recently encountered that the
eighteenth century ladles carried a lemon
Iu thu left hand, setting their teeth In it
Iroin time to time to redden tho lips.
Ono of thu most effectual Injections for
tuiifctlpatlon in joung children is equal
parts of glycerin ami water. It is harm-J-.-ss
aud healing.
l-ady Jenne estimates that there are
1,803,-iutl domestic servants iu England, of
Kiiom 1,330,000 are women.
Mrs. Murray, of Nuw Orleans, N au ex-K-rt
builder of cisterns, and ahe bold
arge contracts.
The Train g Nut Wall.
When the Peoria and Eastern train
pulled Iu but night at 7 o'clock, a man,
woman nnd child hurriedly alighted and
ran along thu platform.
"Has the train for Cincinnati on thu C,
II. anil I), guiiur" puffed thu man.
"Yes, sir. It left atlhSO," answered a
depot official.
"What? Gom-J"
"Yes, sir."
"That's strange."
"Not very. That's tho tlmo for It to de
part." "Hut I telegraphed to tho conductor to
hold tho train for me."
"Oh, well; perhaps you forgot to sign
your own namef"
Thu sarcasm was lost on thu Iratu pas
senger as he went through thu gates. In
dliiua)olls News.
True I'rofeasloiuil Coiirteny,
L'.j. -rfM w-
rtv r.:rwv
U- 7 fJ .j-'y '' . i n in., i.- . u -s. t ! -i-iS f. i
i''v:rf ic-
W ,7
r j v " Mi
"Doctor, my llttlu boy Is In a very critic
al state, and I am satisfied that Dr. Probe,
who Is now attending him, doesn't iindci
stnnd thu case. I wUh you would conic
right over and see tho boy."
"I don't see how I can do it. Probe and
I were old friends, and In theso matters of
professional courtesy wo havu to be
mighty careful."
"Hut great heavens, man, If you don't
come tho boy may die!"
"That's Just thu point. Supposu I should
"live the boy. Why, Probu would never
forgive me." Llfu.
Human Nature.
Tho following anecdote comes to us from
tho navy yard at Mare Island, Cal. It l
human nature for people In a crisis to
Imagine themselves as playing tho most
Important role. This is well Illustrated
by an anecdote told by a naval olllcer of
his llrst experience under tiro during the
civil war. He was a midshipman at the
time, just out of the academy, and his ves
sel was engaged In destroying a blockade
runner aground near the entrance of Mo
btlu bay. Suddenly thu harassed enemy
woku into animation ami returned tho tire.
A shot from a rille gun on the beach came
hissing through the air, passed over the
Union vessel and buried itself In tho water
just beyond.
"I was stationed oil thu forecastle," said
the narrator, "and I give you my word I
thought that shot was coming straight for
my head, or at any ratu was going to gra.e
It. My llrst Impulse (an uncontrollable
one) was to dodge, which I promptly did
my next was to feel ashamed of myself
and to glance around to ascertain whether
any ouu had observed my discomfiture. A
consoling sight met my eyes. Tho captain
and llrst lieutenant, aft on the poop tieik.
wero Just straightening into a moro com
pletely upright position, and I overheard
the captain remark to his companion in n
tonu expressive of somo relief: 'Hy George!
that was an awfully close, shave, joii
know. Tho confounded thing must have
passed just over our heads.' Whllu I was
trying to reconcile this statement with my
own sensations I heard an Irishman who
occupied a position between thu iwopo.nf
exclaim, In reference to tho same missile,
'Hegorry, b'yes, I cud havu caught it iu me
hatl"' Argonaut.
Only hi tn llnsliieis.
"I hope you don't associate with that
man I saw you speak to on thu street just
now."
"Associate- with hlnir Whnt do you
taku mu forf That man, sir, Is ouu of the
most rascally, corrupt, sneaking, undei
hand, low down, villainous and depraved
scoundrels that ever managed to keep out
of jail!"
"I know It. Hut why are you on speak
ing terms with him at nil?"
"Why, I'm er his lawyer." Chicago
Tribune.
Aid tn the Alrllcted.
Thu tramp walked into thu Jefferson av
enuo store with au air of deep dejection.
"I beg your pardon," ho said to thu pro
prietor, "but can you give a poor suffering
mail something!'"
"Certainly," responded tho proprietor
blithely, "here's a bottle of Jamaica gin
ger. I guess that will make you feel bet
ter," and thu disgusted tramp growled and
went off without It. Detroit Freo Press.
Nip and Tuck.
Strawber Do you expect to be married
in a dress sultf
Singerly If I can get home from tho
ofllce llrst. My roommate Is goiug to lie
married tho same night. New York Her
ald. A Great Dent.
Hob Is there anything your father
doesn't know!1
Sam Yes; he doesn't know where I hid
ills slippers last night. Harper's Young
People.
Fair Dicliunge.
She I mu going to wear suspenders tills
summer.
He I am going to taku mine off. Lend
mu your belt. Philadelphia Itccord,
KvHiigellue.
Wo sat la the swing la the twilight
And talked of thu beauteous To He,
And tho words tlmt I murmured ami whlv
pered
Wore h soft us the song of thu sen;
I said, "Woil be happy totfcthiV,
I,lkodoes in a nest before loug;"
And Kvuiik'ullnu's ueljjhl whs two hundred,
And thu ropo of tho lag wasn't stronir.
We talked of thu hopes of the future
And spoku of thu dreams of thu past:
Homo dreams had been broken and shuttered
As roM". are killed by thu Must;
Hut ours, they wen- built on atfectluu
Ten lasting to die llko a song;
And Evangeline's weight wus to hundred.
And tho rope of Ihe tuiug wasn't tlrong,
Aud then, In ecstatic devothin,
isho murium cM, ".My heio, my prince!"
What followed I du nut remember,
Hut I've w-.dl.cd on a crutch ucr sluco.
Tho swing iMi't working thU summer
III thu place where It Used to belong;
For Kviiiigelimi i weight was Iwo hundred,
And tho rope of the sw lug wasn't ntroug.
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