Capital city courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1893, June 06, 1891, Page 7, Image 7

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'Chicago and Erie R. R.
(LntoChlcng-oA'Atlnntlo ll'y.)
-In'Conncctlon with the .
Erie Railway
KOUMS TIUJ ONLY. LINK
IIKTWKKS
Chicago and New York
Under Ono MunnKoiuctit.
SOLID TRAINS.
The Through Trnliuol this Lino between Chi
cago nnd New York nro run solid, thus
nvolrfltiK nmioynnco uml confiuilon
of chniifflng enr or mlsslnif
connections
VestibuleLimited Service
Vostlbulcd lilmltcil Trains, consisting of ling.
onco, Hiuokliiic unit l)iy Concho, with
I'ullmun DIiiIiir nnd Hloonlns Ours
(heated by stonm, liulitvil by Ks),
over nil Lino C1 yjjl i ju
JlEvery Day In the Year, y
Pullman Service to Boston.
A Pullinnn Biuret Sleeping Cnr to nnd from
Huston (tally via this route.
This Is tho ONLY LINK IUiiiiiIiik Pullman
Cars between Chicago and Huston.
BUCKEYE ROUTE
To ColumbusOhlo.nnd Ashland, Ky.
Pullman Sleeping Car between Chlcngo nnd
ubovo Points dally.
Trains Arrlvo and Lcnvu Dearborn Mint Ion,
CHICAGO.;
For further Informiitton, cnll on the nearest
Hnllrond Ticket Agouti or nddress
"W 0 Elaeanon, k M Taoker, : D I Roberti,
Qon.PnH4.AKt. Hon. Mgr. '.'J.V.O.P.Aut.
Now York, Clovelnnd. Chlengo
Santa Fe Route !
Atchison, Topeka &"santa Fe R. R
The Popular Route to the Pacific
Coast.
Through Pullman and Tourist
Sleepers
Between Knnsas City and SAN DIEGO,
LOS ANGELES, and SAN FRAN
CISCO. Short Line Rates to
PORTLAND, Oregon.
Double Dally Train Service Between
Kansas Cit nnd PUEBLO, COLORADO
SPRINGS, and DENVER. Short
Line to SALT LAKE CITY.
The Direct Texas Route
Solid Trains Between Kansas City nnd
Galveston. The Short Line Between
Kansas City and Gainesville, Ft.
Worth, Dallas, Austin, Temple,
San Antonio, Houston, and
all Principal Points
In 'lesas.
The Only Line Running Through the
OKLAHOMA COUNTRY. The
Only Direct Line to the Texas
Pan Handle. For Maps and
Time Tables nnd Informa
tion Regarding Rates
and Routes Call on
or Address
S. M. OSGOOD, Gen'l
Ag't
E. L. PALMER. Traveling Agent,
1308 Farnam St.,
O JMI .jS. X-3I .-, UBB.
A 15 Gent Stave
FOR 10 CENTS
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SAM WESTERFIELD'S,
BURR
BLOCK.
Ladles Uo Dr. I. Duo's Periodical
Pills from Paris, France. That positively ro
llovo suppressions, monthly derangements
and Irregularities ciuisul by cold, weakness,
Rhode, anemia, or gcnernl nervous debility,
Tho largo proportion of Ills to which Indies
nnd misses nro liable Is the direct result of a
disordered or Irregular menstruation. .Sup
pressions continued result In blood poisoning
uud quick consumption. I'.' puclcimo orHlor
15. Sent direct on receipt of in lee. Hold
In Lincoln by II, W. Iltowu, druggot.
tflnro.no a ymr U Wlnir mnt hy John II.
Goodwin,'! ruy.N...liik tutu; Ht-tilrr,
foil limy nul inakt at ninth, but w rati
rath yuu quick) liuw lot-tin flomUSt?
$IUa Jiy at lli atati, am) muie at )ou po
on. Huh ei, all agri, In any arl ol
Amtrlca, you tan cutnim lira at hum, bit
'in if atl your llintir aar moiitrnta only to
litem rk All li urn (lirat ly M lll'ftr
riyililitjr KAMI. .hl'l.llULY IcarncX.
I'AlJlH I I.AHH UtF.. MrnaatODC.
bll.bU. it tO., 1-uKTU H, JUIfc.
1 A pamphlet of Information ami at.
xmrucioi 1 lit) iwi,,iumiiiK now 101
uijiuin i-nionu, laTimu, 'Jruuo.
amrii, uoprriKiiis, lent no..
.AdJrw MUNN DO,
xJUl llrondwuf,
new lorn.
B A. 3iT IC .
Lincoln, : Nebraska.
Capital, - $250,000
Ojfi'crrs ami JJh ecfors .'
John II. Wrhtht, l'ros. T. K. Sunders, V.l-
J. K. McUtny, Cashier.
A H ltnymond, II 1" I.iui, Thus Cnehrnu K
It Hlior, Cluis Went, K li Hlivltloii.
General Hanking Business Transacted.
Accounts Solicited.
Lincoln Floral Conservatory
Corner G and 17th Miects.
Out Mowers anOesigns
For Weddings, Funerals, Parties,
Receptions, Etc.
General Collection of Plants.
Visitor Always Welcome. City Orders
by Telephone Promptly Filled.
W. S. SAWYER. & CO.
Price List Free. Telephone 34 j
REMOVAL
Lincoln Shirt Factorv
To 1402 O Street.
In Its now locution this establishment will
havo better facilities limn over for turning
OUt llrst-elliss worlf. finil nti llw.rnniwl lltin nl
.Clouts' ' furnishing Uoods will always bo on
who. -io our imslnesi lias lieeu added n
LADIES' TAILORING DEPARTMENT
In which gnrmonts of nil kinds will bo tundo
loonier nml anything from tho smnllost 1111
dorgnrniont to tho finest Dross or Cloak will
bo skillfully executed and made 011 short
notice. In this department wo enmloy otu.
ortliohCHt cullers and tutors In tho country
nnd satisfaction Is guaraulo?d In every par
ticular. Our factory will herenfler bo known
ns tho
Lincoln Shirt Mfg. Co.
A. Katzcustclu, Sr., Manager.
Call and seo us. Cor. lltlinnil O His
SMALL &
WALLACE
Steam Laundry
SUPERIOR
Custom Work,
We nre especially well prepared to laun
dry, Lace Curtains, Ladles Garments, Fine
Fabrics Etc, having special methods for
doing this work not only satisfactory in
appearance, but without Injury to garments
as well.
Gntlimn'sSilrts, CillanaQl CiJ,
and all kinds of Flue Staich work beautiful
done up. Give us n trial.
Leading
PHOTOGRAPHER I
Kino llust Cabinets f.1 per doen. Hpcelal
rates 10 simiouis. 1 nil ami si
seo our work.
Studio,
Open from 10 0
1214 O Street.
in to I p. m. Sundays.
J. S. EATON,
Physician and Surgeon
Offices 239 South Eleventh St.
Me.Murtry Block.
Olllce Phone 561. Residence Phone f,(2.
LINCOLN, NEB.
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CAPITAL CITY COURIER,
THE AMZOrU KICKEB.
Insldn nml Uutsldn uf a (Irout County
Wvomy.
A Nrw Dkpaiituiii:. An nn Individual
wo plu nnuud In a fitshlon to ilen.u our
nelveN, nnd though wu own tho onlynhlrt
In this town which buttons behind, no ono
enn clmrgo us with ever trying to Ming on
wallops over tho boys. Strangers Imvo
taken ts for 11 Digger Indian oftener than
for tho editor of a great weekly paper, but
our feeling Imvo never been milled. At
tunny menu tilings as our Jealous minded
Kmtemporary linn wild of us, ho has never
no, never dared clmrgo tin with wearing
n ngular night shirt or hankering after
four In hand ties.
But m nn edllor bliri Wo nro right on
tho hustle. Nothing Is too good for our
readers. Wo spare no pains In keeping at
the head of tho procession. Wo feel that
wo can't pay out too many dollars to iimku
tho Kicker all that tho most critical sub
scriber can expect.
In purstiiinco of this latlor policy wo linvo
added an engraving department touur-il-ready
liberal plant, find nro utv ready to
fill orders for Illustrated Bibles, Isioks,
novelettes, school bouks, etc. Wo shall, of
course, Im vu our own engraving done tin.
der our own roof In future. Wo nro now
boss of n weekly newspaper, n meat mar
ket, n gun shop, u shoo store, 11 grocery, 11
teal estate agency, an Insurance bureau
nnd an lutolllgoiicu olllce nil under one
management and under tho satno roof.
"C01110 west, young ninnl"
A KAIl.UltK.-Our third attempt within
tho year to establish an agricultural dn
partinent In Tho Kicker has, like those be
fore It, proved n fatal falluro. Wo have
been deceived and humbugged until wu arc
nlmost ready to abandon tho Idea. True,
tho only agricultural products of this vi
cinity nro conllned to Jackass rabbits, Piute
half breeds, cactus plants and wire grass
which cut-H a mule In two lengthways
within a month, but 1111 agricultural de
partment always gives n weukly 11 llulshed
expression of countenance.
An old monkey wrench camo along nbout
lour wccKKiigo nun ciauueii to imvo run
the agricultural department nt Washing
ton for fouryenrs. Ho could talk ruln-bngii
and subsoil plowing faster than you could
shoot buckshot at an Indian doit, and he
wanted 11 sit with us moro to break down
tho hurcnu at Washington than fur any
salary expected. We put him on at M pet
week, calculating to raise him as ho proved
his merits, but the only rnlso ho got was
when wo raised him out of the sanctum
for trying to kiss us while maudlin drunk.
Wo ask our readers to excuse the blun
ders this fellow made In his department
last week. Wo supposed ho could bo de
pended on, and did not read tho proofs.
For "3,000 bushels to tho acre," rend
forty bushels.
For "sixty perch of subsoil," rend sixty
crch of stone.
l'or"nlIurIiic dispositions." read nlluvlii,
deposits.
For "sectional Irritation," read suscepti
ble of Irrigation.
For "forty tons of top dressing per hog,"
read 0110 ton of top dressing per acre.
Tho next galoot who comes along hen
nnd claims to Imvo done the ngrlculttinil
for the New York World, Cleveland Plain
Dealer, Pittsburg Dispatch, Hochestei
Chronicle and Chicago Times, has got to
have some certificate- lxisldes 11 red nose, n
cataract In his left eye and his toes out to
tho weather.
TllKTltUTll ok It. Our Ion cured contem
porary down the street, with his usual dlfc
regard of truth nnd fact, camo out yester
day with n double leaded article headed!
"At Lnstl" "Tho 'Kicker Mnn Gets Hit
Dosol" "A Good Job, Well Done!" "H
Struck a Mnn Ho Couldn't Blultl"
Now, what Is tho truth of Itf Wo went
over to Bush Valley on a cayuse kindly
loaned to us by Major Weatherhorn for the
occasion." Our object was to secure sub
scribers, unil wo picked up thirty-two of
them nmong the boys about half tho cir
culation of our contemporary. While we
were riding over to Colonel Jones' ranch
wo met Buck Pedro. Buck hasn't had nny
iovo for us slnco wo furnished tho rope
which scared him out of this town. He
commanded us to halt.
Wo halted
He requested us to throw up our hands.
Wo complied.
Ho then Indulged in some very ungentlo
manly language, mixed with very bad
Kranunar, nnd wound up by ordering us to
Kit.
Wo Kot.
We'd linvo been n fool not to. Wo went
fust. Wo wanted to go faster still, but tin
cayuso couldn't gain on It. We reached
homo safe nnd sound and right side up,
nnd Immediately entered tho thirty-twc
mimes on our subscription book. That'
tho truth, the whole truth and all there
was In It. Give us a fair show and wo art
generally In It, as our private graveynrd
proves. But when n little man like Buck
Pedro looks over 11 Winchester on a Hue
with our left eye, anil Is nil ready to shoot
before we've been him, we humbly cave
and follow directions. Wo nro no relation
to tho man who haltered a irrlzzlv hear for
o calf. M. Quad in New York World.
Matrimonial Ilnl Tape.
"Florry, dear," faltered tho Washington
youth, "I couldn't summon courage to tell
you what was iu my heart, and I wrote It.
You got my letter, didn't your"
"Yes, George, I got It."
"And you read it, didn't your"
"Yes, I read It. In fact I I rend it over
twice."
"And now, Florry," ho said, growing
bolder, "I have come to learn my fate."
"Tho best I can promise you, George,"
said tho blushing daughter of tho distin
guished congressman, withdrawing her
hand from thu ardent clasp of tho Infatu
ated young man, "is that I will advance
your loiter to a third reading tomorrow."
Hartford Courant.
A I'linr Team,
Broadway (Now York) Car Conductor
Tell th' stable boss we want a bettor pair
o' bosses.
Driver Wot'sther matter will these 'ere
Conductor Every passenger wot started
t run for th' car today has caught It.
uooil .News.
No AIiiiiiiclu for 11 1 m.
Mr. Dutry I bo nfther breakln
glasses an' want new ones.
lue
Optician What nuinberf
Mr. Dully Two, u coorse. D'yez take
mo for a iluder-.lowelors' Weekly.
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SATURDAY, UNE 6,
Ti'iirliluii Hie Vim lit liloa.
Visiting Amity .So the school children
have been celebrating Arbor Dnyr
School Child Yes, and It was Just splen
did.
"Whntdldyoudor"
"Oh, everything) Wo had speeches and
addresses, and spoke pieces and dialogues,
nml wo had music oh, lots of It and over
800school children sang a grand chorus, and
llvo Iwys' hands pln)cd, nnd then ve had 11
parade of U.OOO school children all drewd
In red, white and blue."
"How many trees did you plnntf"
Dne."-Now York Weekly.
Tho Kloriuil I'llnes of Thing,.
Son of tho Hoiiso You're not dancing,
Mr. Lnmbortl Don't you wish lor
Mr. Lambert (who Is not so slim ns ho
used to Ih Curlalnly If you can find mo
11 concave partner) Loudon Punch.
A Way Tliey llne.
"Will you be kind enough to open tho
car window for usf" asked ouu of two
pretty girls who wero mnklng u trip by
rnll They ImiUi looked at tho mini In tho
sent behind theirs,
"Certainly," answered tho traveler plcns
ntitly, and he took the skin oil" ono pair of
knuckles getting tho window open.
Thorn was a moment's silence, when
pretty girl No. S said:
"It's too cool Will you ploaso close tho
window again?"
"Don't mention it." said tho man, nui
ho closed it.
Tliero was a sllenco for five minutes.
Tho mnn was reading n book. Then one
of the girls asked
"Have you tho time, sir?"
"Yes It's Just half past -I."
"Thnnk you. I wonder If thoro Is nny
wntcron tho trnlnr"
He went Into tho next enr, and soon re
turned with 11 tin cup attached to a chink
ing chain,
"Oh, how nlcol Susio, you drink first."
"Nelllo, you first."
"No, you first."
Ho patiently hold tho cup with n "drink,
pretty creature, drink" expression on his
face When they had quenched their thirst
he returned thu cup to tho pedestal.
Thou ho resumed his book, ami was deep
iu Its contents whon a small, sweot voice
moto hl'i car:
"Could you tell us how far it Is to Pink
town J' i
Ho could nnd did. Then thoy naked him
tho rnto of speed at which tho train was
running, whero ho wns going and where
ho enmo from. By thnt time they wanted
another drink, and ho brought It, opened
the window ngnln, nnd was Just giving
them tho genesis of his family when thoy
both Jumped up.
"Plnktown," called the brakeinan, and
thoy began a wild scramble to find their
traps.
"We've reached our station. It's too
bad. you'll bo lonesome. Would you mind
helping us oir with our sachols?"
He dhl not mlutl Indeed was very kIihI
to see them oh As ho boarded his train
ho heard ono sweet girl say to tho other:
"Bather fresh on first acquaintance,
wasn't her" Detroit Free Press.
Couldn't Walt.
A Broadway enr got n pull on tho wrong
track at tho switch near Broomo street,
and went off tho rails with Its load of
passengers. Some got out and hurried on,
while others remained to get tho worth of
their nickels. As the horses wore being
transferred to the other end u passenger
upproiiched tho conductor wltht
"Anything very serlousr"
"Not very.''
"Think you can pull tho car back onf"
"I think so."
"If It turns out to bo anything very seri
ous I'll telegraph to my son James nml
linvo him come down. He's the greatest
hand to boss a Job In tho gnto of Now
York, and he's a driver when ho takes hold.
He's Kot a stump puller, a house mover, a
pllo driver and"
"All aboard!" shouted tho conductor, 113
ho rang two bells,
"Yes, 1 see." observed the passenger, iu
ho sat down "It's probably Just as well,
as James is very busy Just now moving
Squire Jackson's horse bam, and ho'dliato
to leave It. "-New York Evening World.
A Wily "L'oiiiiiKirclnl."
Stranger Good moniingl Is this
notary's ofllcer
Clerk No. on the opposite sldoof
tho
tho
roiui.
Stranger Thanks; good morning) (Exit,
leaving 1 110 door open.)
Clerk (shouting after him) Won't you
please shut the doorr Or do you suppose
it fastens itself?
Stranaer (re enters) Allow mo to show
you a sample of my new patent automatic
double spring door fastener. It will clnso
any door noiselessly, and Is perfectly self
nctliiKand will last a lifetime. Humor
istlbcjio Blatter
Ml.eiiea of Wealth.
Mr Plnchpenny 1 worked nnd slaved
many a long year for my money, only to
Hud at hist thnt wealth docs not bring Imp
pllless
Mr Sllnipurse Doesn't Itf
Mr Plnchpenny No I can't spend n
dollar without putting money Into some
'je else's pocket. Now York Weekly.
A I'ariidox,
Grandma (severely) Tho girls of today
under twenty are older than they used to
bo iu my day
Ethel Yes, and thewlrlsof today over
thirty are younger than thoy used to bo,
don't you think? Munsoy's Weekly.
Youthful
I'ludlKle.
tho eight
"Have
you lieuril
years old
violin virtuoso)'
"Oh, yes. Twelve years ago, In Vienna."
Blntter und Hint lieu.
Ml I . W .r pi I'i
1891
QO YOU WANT to reach steady
u and liberal purchasers in
this part of the Country?
Uf E HAVE advertising
sale at reasonable, not "cheap," rates.
H. W. BROWN
DRUGGSITInlBOOKSELLER
The Choicest line of PerfuincF. D. M. Kerry V Finest
Flower mifJ Garden Seeds.
127 South Eleventh street.
SIDEWALK AND BUILDING
J. A.
Most Popular Resort In the City.
Odell's New Dining Hall,
S. J. OUELL,
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15:
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Meals 25 els.
Tin-: i)im:cr
Chicago, Peoria, St. Louis,
Aid all points
Denver and the
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DeadwooJ, Load Glty, the Celebrated Hot Springs of Dakota
And all points In
THROUGH VESTIBULE TRAINS
DAILY IU.TVKi:.N
DENVER, OMAHA CHICAGO
Pullman Palace Sleeping Car?.
Reclining
Chair
Bremen, Hamburg, Berlin, Ylenna, Paris,
Liverpool, Glasgow, Dublin, Londonderry end all European Points.
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As:ifconneetslihiilHl.iojiu'iirllr.J..fofnnsteniiishlps.
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$4.50 per Week.
Nebraska's Leading Hotel.
THE MURRAY
Cor. 13th nnd Ilnruoy Hta.,
OXAJL.ZIJL,
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STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS
All Modern Improvements nnd
Conveniences.
B. 8ILL0WAY, Pxo-rletor.
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link to
St. Joseph, Kansas City,
l.'imt and Kouth,
Pacific Coast,
the Illuc-k Mill..
Cars, Seats Free.
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