Jr'ippili;JEWwronJi .rK Ott $ii&g!iflirvtyv'y't! 'rmiiirwvTi 1 1 J . 1 I . 'Chicago and Erie R. R. (LntoChlcng-oA'Atlnntlo ll'y.) -In'Conncctlon with the . Erie Railway KOUMS TIUJ ONLY. LINK IIKTWKKS Chicago and New York Under Ono MunnKoiuctit. SOLID TRAINS. The Through Trnliuol this Lino between Chi cago nnd New York nro run solid, thus nvolrfltiK nmioynnco uml confiuilon of chniifflng enr or mlsslnif connections VestibuleLimited Service Vostlbulcd lilmltcil Trains, consisting of ling. onco, Hiuokliiic unit l)iy Concho, with I'ullmun DIiiIiir nnd Hloonlns Ours (heated by stonm, liulitvil by Ks), over nil Lino C1 yjjl i ju JlEvery Day In the Year, y Pullman Service to Boston. A Pullinnn Biuret Sleeping Cnr to nnd from Huston (tally via this route. This Is tho ONLY LINK IUiiiiiIiik Pullman Cars between Chicago and Huston. BUCKEYE ROUTE To ColumbusOhlo.nnd Ashland, Ky. Pullman Sleeping Car between Chlcngo nnd ubovo Points dally. Trains Arrlvo and Lcnvu Dearborn Mint Ion, CHICAGO.; For further Informiitton, cnll on the nearest Hnllrond Ticket Agouti or nddress "W 0 Elaeanon, k M Taoker, : D I Roberti, Qon.PnH4.AKt. Hon. Mgr. '.'J.V.O.P.Aut. Now York, Clovelnnd. Chlengo Santa Fe Route ! Atchison, Topeka &"santa Fe R. R The Popular Route to the Pacific Coast. Through Pullman and Tourist Sleepers Between Knnsas City and SAN DIEGO, LOS ANGELES, and SAN FRAN CISCO. Short Line Rates to PORTLAND, Oregon. Double Dally Train Service Between Kansas Cit nnd PUEBLO, COLORADO SPRINGS, and DENVER. Short Line to SALT LAKE CITY. The Direct Texas Route Solid Trains Between Kansas City nnd Galveston. The Short Line Between Kansas City and Gainesville, Ft. Worth, Dallas, Austin, Temple, San Antonio, Houston, and all Principal Points In 'lesas. The Only Line Running Through the OKLAHOMA COUNTRY. The Only Direct Line to the Texas Pan Handle. For Maps and Time Tables nnd Informa tion Regarding Rates and Routes Call on or Address S. M. OSGOOD, Gen'l Ag't E. L. PALMER. Traveling Agent, 1308 Farnam St., O JMI .jS. X-3I .-, UBB. A 15 Gent Stave FOR 10 CENTS -AT- SAM WESTERFIELD'S, BURR BLOCK. Ladles Uo Dr. I. Duo's Periodical Pills from Paris, France. That positively ro llovo suppressions, monthly derangements and Irregularities ciuisul by cold, weakness, Rhode, anemia, or gcnernl nervous debility, Tho largo proportion of Ills to which Indies nnd misses nro liable Is the direct result of a disordered or Irregular menstruation. .Sup pressions continued result In blood poisoning uud quick consumption. I'.' puclcimo orHlor 15. Sent direct on receipt of in lee. Hold In Lincoln by II, W. Iltowu, druggot. tflnro.no a ymr U Wlnir mnt hy John II. Goodwin,'! ruy.N...liik tutu; Ht-tilrr, foil limy nul inakt at ninth, but w rati rath yuu quick) liuw lot-tin flomUSt? $IUa Jiy at lli atati, am) muie at )ou po on. Huh ei, all agri, In any arl ol Amtrlca, you tan cutnim lira at hum, bit 'in if atl your llintir aar moiitrnta only to litem rk All li urn (lirat ly M lll'ftr riyililitjr KAMI. .hl'l.llULY IcarncX. I'AlJlH I I.AHH UtF.. MrnaatODC. bll.bU. it tO., 1-uKTU H, JUIfc. 1 A pamphlet of Information ami at. xmrucioi 1 lit) iwi,,iumiiiK now 101 uijiuin i-nionu, laTimu, 'Jruuo. amrii, uoprriKiiis, lent no.. .AdJrw MUNN DO, xJUl llrondwuf, new lorn. B A. 3iT IC . Lincoln, : Nebraska. Capital, - $250,000 Ojfi'crrs ami JJh ecfors .' John II. Wrhtht, l'ros. T. K. Sunders, V.l- J. K. McUtny, Cashier. A H ltnymond, II 1" I.iui, Thus Cnehrnu K It Hlior, Cluis Went, K li Hlivltloii. General Hanking Business Transacted. Accounts Solicited. Lincoln Floral Conservatory Corner G and 17th Miects. Out Mowers anOesigns For Weddings, Funerals, Parties, Receptions, Etc. General Collection of Plants. Visitor Always Welcome. City Orders by Telephone Promptly Filled. W. S. SAWYER. & CO. Price List Free. Telephone 34 j REMOVAL Lincoln Shirt Factorv To 1402 O Street. In Its now locution this establishment will havo better facilities limn over for turning OUt llrst-elliss worlf. finil nti llw.rnniwl lltin nl .Clouts' ' furnishing Uoods will always bo on who. -io our imslnesi lias lieeu added n LADIES' TAILORING DEPARTMENT In which gnrmonts of nil kinds will bo tundo loonier nml anything from tho smnllost 1111 dorgnrniont to tho finest Dross or Cloak will bo skillfully executed and made 011 short notice. In this department wo enmloy otu. ortliohCHt cullers and tutors In tho country nnd satisfaction Is guaraulo?d In every par ticular. Our factory will herenfler bo known ns tho Lincoln Shirt Mfg. Co. A. Katzcustclu, Sr., Manager. Call and seo us. Cor. lltlinnil O His SMALL & WALLACE Steam Laundry SUPERIOR Custom Work, We nre especially well prepared to laun dry, Lace Curtains, Ladles Garments, Fine Fabrics Etc, having special methods for doing this work not only satisfactory in appearance, but without Injury to garments as well. Gntlimn'sSilrts, CillanaQl CiJ, and all kinds of Flue Staich work beautiful done up. Give us n trial. Leading PHOTOGRAPHER I Kino llust Cabinets f.1 per doen. Hpcelal rates 10 simiouis. 1 nil ami si seo our work. Studio, Open from 10 0 1214 O Street. in to I p. m. Sundays. J. S. EATON, Physician and Surgeon Offices 239 South Eleventh St. Me.Murtry Block. Olllce Phone 561. Residence Phone f,(2. LINCOLN, NEB. LINCOLN rr (k&im r , AND ISSTITCTK UY l'K.Ml ?-!,Vu!!!,il.,.,,,i",'A-T).l'owrl,,,i tho Ih.I nml Inrxct J-Hs.-lim.-iu of ij,i,i,.. win f re" ify ."Kil1iK U WU4IIHIDOK & IIOOSK, fclncoln, Neb UOnREBHIVi: lillCIIKG. ffKiLrija'Lia?""".. UilloktdVirocVrtViUVrVYlKlllS."'",,,,B' O., II. I. l TA jUfmSSkLJ fV. 1 ?&ya&fiz .c Jtf z&inwt lea ItiuU per pacL, uus ur many CAPITAL CITY COURIER, THE AMZOrU KICKEB. Insldn nml Uutsldn uf a (Irout County Wvomy. A Nrw Dkpaiituiii:. An nn Individual wo plu nnuud In a fitshlon to ilen.u our nelveN, nnd though wu own tho onlynhlrt In this town which buttons behind, no ono enn clmrgo us with ever trying to Ming on wallops over tho boys. Strangers Imvo taken ts for 11 Digger Indian oftener than for tho editor of a great weekly paper, but our feeling Imvo never been milled. At tunny menu tilings as our Jealous minded Kmtemporary linn wild of us, ho has never no, never dared clmrgo tin with wearing n ngular night shirt or hankering after four In hand ties. But m nn edllor bliri Wo nro right on tho hustle. Nothing Is too good for our readers. Wo spare no pains In keeping at the head of tho procession. Wo feel that wo can't pay out too many dollars to iimku tho Kicker all that tho most critical sub scriber can expect. In purstiiinco of this latlor policy wo linvo added an engraving department touur-il-ready liberal plant, find nro utv ready to fill orders for Illustrated Bibles, Isioks, novelettes, school bouks, etc. Wo shall, of course, Im vu our own engraving done tin. der our own roof In future. Wo nro now boss of n weekly newspaper, n meat mar ket, n gun shop, u shoo store, 11 grocery, 11 teal estate agency, an Insurance bureau nnd an lutolllgoiicu olllce nil under one management and under tho satno roof. "C01110 west, young ninnl" A KAIl.UltK.-Our third attempt within tho year to establish an agricultural dn partinent In Tho Kicker has, like those be fore It, proved n fatal falluro. Wo have been deceived and humbugged until wu arc nlmost ready to abandon tho Idea. True, tho only agricultural products of this vi cinity nro conllned to Jackass rabbits, Piute half breeds, cactus plants and wire grass which cut-H a mule In two lengthways within a month, but 1111 agricultural de partment always gives n weukly 11 llulshed expression of countenance. An old monkey wrench camo along nbout lour wccKKiigo nun ciauueii to imvo run the agricultural department nt Washing ton for fouryenrs. Ho could talk ruln-bngii and subsoil plowing faster than you could shoot buckshot at an Indian doit, and he wanted 11 sit with us moro to break down tho hurcnu at Washington than fur any salary expected. We put him on at M pet week, calculating to raise him as ho proved his merits, but the only rnlso ho got was when wo raised him out of the sanctum for trying to kiss us while maudlin drunk. Wo ask our readers to excuse the blun ders this fellow made In his department last week. Wo supposed ho could bo de pended on, and did not read tho proofs. For "3,000 bushels to tho acre," rend forty bushels. For "sixty perch of subsoil," rend sixty crch of stone. l'or"nlIurIiic dispositions." read nlluvlii, deposits. For "sectional Irritation," read suscepti ble of Irrigation. For "forty tons of top dressing per hog," read 0110 ton of top dressing per acre. Tho next galoot who comes along hen nnd claims to Imvo done the ngrlculttinil for the New York World, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Pittsburg Dispatch, Hochestei Chronicle and Chicago Times, has got to have some certificate- lxisldes 11 red nose, n cataract In his left eye and his toes out to tho weather. TllKTltUTll ok It. Our Ion cured contem porary down the street, with his usual dlfc regard of truth nnd fact, camo out yester day with n double leaded article headed! "At Lnstl" "Tho 'Kicker Mnn Gets Hit Dosol" "A Good Job, Well Done!" "H Struck a Mnn Ho Couldn't Blultl" Now, what Is tho truth of Itf Wo went over to Bush Valley on a cayuse kindly loaned to us by Major Weatherhorn for the occasion." Our object was to secure sub scribers, unil wo picked up thirty-two of them nmong the boys about half tho cir culation of our contemporary. While we were riding over to Colonel Jones' ranch wo met Buck Pedro. Buck hasn't had nny iovo for us slnco wo furnished tho rope which scared him out of this town. He commanded us to halt. Wo halted He requested us to throw up our hands. Wo complied. Ho then Indulged in some very ungentlo manly language, mixed with very bad Kranunar, nnd wound up by ordering us to Kit. Wo Kot. We'd linvo been n fool not to. Wo went fust. Wo wanted to go faster still, but tin cayuso couldn't gain on It. We reached homo safe nnd sound and right side up, nnd Immediately entered tho thirty-twc mimes on our subscription book. That' tho truth, the whole truth and all there was In It. Give us a fair show and wo art generally In It, as our private graveynrd proves. But when n little man like Buck Pedro looks over 11 Winchester on a Hue with our left eye, anil Is nil ready to shoot before we've been him, we humbly cave and follow directions. Wo nro no relation to tho man who haltered a irrlzzlv hear for o calf. M. Quad in New York World. Matrimonial Ilnl Tape. "Florry, dear," faltered tho Washington youth, "I couldn't summon courage to tell you what was iu my heart, and I wrote It. You got my letter, didn't your" "Yes, George, I got It." "And you read it, didn't your" "Yes, I read It. In fact I I rend it over twice." "And now, Florry," ho said, growing bolder, "I have come to learn my fate." "Tho best I can promise you, George," said tho blushing daughter of tho distin guished congressman, withdrawing her hand from thu ardent clasp of tho Infatu ated young man, "is that I will advance your loiter to a third reading tomorrow." Hartford Courant. A I'linr Team, Broadway (Now York) Car Conductor Tell th' stable boss we want a bettor pair o' bosses. Driver Wot'sther matter will these 'ere Conductor Every passenger wot started t run for th' car today has caught It. uooil .News. No AIiiiiiiclu for 11 1 m. Mr. Dutry I bo nfther breakln glasses an' want new ones. lue Optician What nuinberf Mr. Dully Two, u coorse. D'yez take mo for a iluder-.lowelors' Weekly. i w SATURDAY, UNE 6, Ti'iirliluii Hie Vim lit liloa. Visiting Amity .So the school children have been celebrating Arbor Dnyr School Child Yes, and It was Just splen did. "Whntdldyoudor" "Oh, everything) Wo had speeches and addresses, and spoke pieces and dialogues, nml wo had music oh, lots of It and over 800school children sang a grand chorus, and llvo Iwys' hands pln)cd, nnd then ve had 11 parade of U.OOO school children all drewd In red, white and blue." "How many trees did you plnntf" Dne."-Now York Weekly. Tho Kloriuil I'llnes of Thing,. Son of tho Hoiiso You're not dancing, Mr. Lnmbortl Don't you wish lor Mr. Lambert (who Is not so slim ns ho used to Ih Curlalnly If you can find mo 11 concave partner) Loudon Punch. A Way Tliey llne. "Will you be kind enough to open tho car window for usf" asked ouu of two pretty girls who wero mnklng u trip by rnll They ImiUi looked at tho mini In tho sent behind theirs, "Certainly," answered tho traveler plcns ntitly, and he took the skin oil" ono pair of knuckles getting tho window open. Thorn was a moment's silence, when pretty girl No. S said: "It's too cool Will you ploaso close tho window again?" "Don't mention it." said tho man, nui ho closed it. Tliero was a sllenco for five minutes. Tho mnn was reading n book. Then one of the girls asked "Have you tho time, sir?" "Yes It's Just half past -I." "Thnnk you. I wonder If thoro Is nny wntcron tho trnlnr" He went Into tho next enr, and soon re turned with 11 tin cup attached to a chink ing chain, "Oh, how nlcol Susio, you drink first." "Nelllo, you first." "No, you first." Ho patiently hold tho cup with n "drink, pretty creature, drink" expression on his face When they had quenched their thirst he returned thu cup to tho pedestal. Thou ho resumed his book, ami was deep iu Its contents whon a small, sweot voice moto hl'i car: "Could you tell us how far it Is to Pink town J' i Ho could nnd did. Then thoy naked him tho rnto of speed at which tho train was running, whero ho wns going and where ho enmo from. By thnt time they wanted another drink, and ho brought It, opened the window ngnln, nnd was Just giving them tho genesis of his family when thoy both Jumped up. "Plnktown," called the brakeinan, and thoy began a wild scramble to find their traps. "We've reached our station. It's too bad. you'll bo lonesome. Would you mind helping us oir with our sachols?" He dhl not mlutl Indeed was very kIihI to see them oh As ho boarded his train ho heard ono sweet girl say to tho other: "Bather fresh on first acquaintance, wasn't her" Detroit Free Press. Couldn't Walt. A Broadway enr got n pull on tho wrong track at tho switch near Broomo street, and went off tho rails with Its load of passengers. Some got out and hurried on, while others remained to get tho worth of their nickels. As the horses wore being transferred to the other end u passenger upproiiched tho conductor wltht "Anything very serlousr" "Not very.'' "Think you can pull tho car back onf" "I think so." "If It turns out to bo anything very seri ous I'll telegraph to my son James nml linvo him come down. He's the greatest hand to boss a Job In tho gnto of Now York, and he's a driver when ho takes hold. He's Kot a stump puller, a house mover, a pllo driver and" "All aboard!" shouted tho conductor, 113 ho rang two bells, "Yes, 1 see." observed the passenger, iu ho sat down "It's probably Just as well, as James is very busy Just now moving Squire Jackson's horse bam, and ho'dliato to leave It. "-New York Evening World. A Wily "L'oiiiiiKirclnl." Stranger Good moniingl Is this notary's ofllcer Clerk No. on the opposite sldoof tho tho roiui. Stranger Thanks; good morning) (Exit, leaving 1 110 door open.) Clerk (shouting after him) Won't you please shut the doorr Or do you suppose it fastens itself? Stranaer (re enters) Allow mo to show you a sample of my new patent automatic double spring door fastener. It will clnso any door noiselessly, and Is perfectly self nctliiKand will last a lifetime. Humor istlbcjio Blatter Ml.eiiea of Wealth. Mr Plnchpenny 1 worked nnd slaved many a long year for my money, only to Hud at hist thnt wealth docs not bring Imp pllless Mr Sllnipurse Doesn't Itf Mr Plnchpenny No I can't spend n dollar without putting money Into some 'je else's pocket. Now York Weekly. A I'ariidox, Grandma (severely) Tho girls of today under twenty are older than they used to bo iu my day Ethel Yes, and thewlrlsof today over thirty are younger than thoy used to bo, don't you think? Munsoy's Weekly. Youthful I'ludlKle. tho eight "Have you lieuril years old violin virtuoso)' "Oh, yes. Twelve years ago, In Vienna." Blntter und Hint lieu. Ml I . W .r pi I'i 1891 QO YOU WANT to reach steady u and liberal purchasers in this part of the Country? Uf E HAVE advertising sale at reasonable, not "cheap," rates. H. W. BROWN DRUGGSITInlBOOKSELLER The Choicest line of PerfuincF. D. M. Kerry V Finest Flower mifJ Garden Seeds. 127 South Eleventh street. SIDEWALK AND BUILDING J. A. Most Popular Resort In the City. Odell's New Dining Hall, S. J. OUELL, -o- 15: :S O Meals 25 els. Tin-: i)im:cr Chicago, Peoria, St. Louis, Aid all points Denver and the IBHH lilBBfl AI,:OTO DeadwooJ, Load Glty, the Celebrated Hot Springs of Dakota And all points In THROUGH VESTIBULE TRAINS DAILY IU.TVKi:.N DENVER, OMAHA CHICAGO Pullman Palace Sleeping Car?. Reclining Chair Bremen, Hamburg, Berlin, Ylenna, Paris, Liverpool, Glasgow, Dublin, Londonderry end all European Points. r.Niir.sTiu:'iti:AcnKi)YTin: BTJXuinSTGr-TOlNr EOUTE, As:ifconneetslihiilHl.iojiu'iirllr.J..fofnnsteniiishlps. A. 0. .Ii:.M i:it. City lVm, AKt..:i lueoln. J. IMLVNCIS, Hen, Pius. Ant.. Omaha, Neb a " fiuin'ri : n THI3 3PAce( POM. aAOS space for -AND- VITRIFIED PAVERS BUGKSTAPF Piioi'iMKioH STREET. - o- $4.50 per Week. Nebraska's Leading Hotel. THE MURRAY Cor. 13th nnd Ilnruoy Hta., OXAJL.ZIJL, xra STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS All Modern Improvements nnd Conveniences. B. 8ILL0WAY, Pxo-rletor. QUu r link to St. Joseph, Kansas City, l.'imt and Kouth, Pacific Coast, the Illuc-k Mill.. Cars, Seats Free. i m In w" 1 1 ii! lfilJI ll'll BRICK Famous Bur ungton Dining Cars. London, Havre, 4 A 4 1 V V. I.-'' . . .J.iAlJi.JiiiiUi;,jtl1!i.jt!iiS'v'i MSAAM.t JkV ifc.ljVli. I I A, ', v ,iJL.JSJt.