Capital city courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1893, July 28, 1888, Image 2

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Mnkci the preservation of lite natunil
tcclli n specialty by nil known approved
methods. CJolil iintl porcelain crowns
mounted on thu nntiirnl root.
All operation performed without pain.
Satisfaction Ktinrnntecil,
TO Till) 1'nUI'I.K OK LINCOLN, NKIIHAHKA.
We, llm undondgiied uio Itwinnlly no
qunlnicd with Dr. I .'V'cnto, wlm I to leuvo
tin soon nnd iik"K0 I" '''" piuetUo ' tlnlli
trvln voureltv.
"Wo mil unhiwIliitliiKly recommend lilm na
a thorough master of liU piofeMdon, and wo
tin) sure that nil work entrusted to lilm will
bo skillfully Mrfirnnil.
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il5 North Eloventh St., Lincoln, Neb.
Over HnJhilt'H Jewelry Worn.
E. T. ROBERTS & SON,
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Undertakers andEmbalraers.
212 North nth Street,
Windsor lintel Annex,
Telephone, Ofllce 145. KcMdencc 156.
Open Day nnd Night.
Nut with
standing tlio
fact tlmt l-'ho-togrnphs
hnvo
liven rodii oil
tu nhout half
tlio form or
price wo linvo
engaged t h e
services of 0110
of tlio licit 11 11 -Islier
tu New
York to taUo
charge of Hint
department of
the studio. Our
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untiring to
give each cus
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satisfaction
and to produce
superior work
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Cabinets, $3 per Dozen.
It has No Equal.
THE ALASKA
REFRIGERATORS,
Finest and Best Made.
Ladles arc Invited to call nnd tee these
cummer commodities and also inspect our
magnificent stock of Crockery, Lamps and
Art &lasswaie
C II and sec our Mock. Prices low and
everything the very latest.
S. C. Elliott.
FINEST LIYERY RIGS
In the'.clty all eoine from tlio
Graham Brick Stables,
lft.7 1 street, wliora nil kinds of
Bi&les, Carrlates or Saddle Horsey
Can be bnitut any time, day
or nliii on suori nonce.
HORSES BOARDED
a4 well taken care of at reasonable rates
- Call and sec us.KW U street, or give
orders by Telephone 147.
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WANTED, A BURGLAR.
Mn. Nonms succeeds in finding
ONE.
Hut Unfortunately fur Itlin, (lie HurKlnr
Was Trim In 111 Calling An Kinbitrriua
tiilt Hcr-nr llut All's Well That Kn.!
Well.
Scene, tho dining room In Mr. Sutherland's
country hnuio. Time, midnight. Enter Mr.
John Norrls, n jruest nt tho houso. Ilo carries
i comlli) In mm hand mid n tuiskot In tlio other,
Mr. Norrls (placing tholmskoton tho table)
This Is such n iK'cullnr situation Hint out
of regard to my own self rcoct I nm run
strained to olTor nil explanation to myself,
Oh I Knto, ICntel Adorable cronturo Hint
dud throwtny up tha wlmlow with a (mtitf.
.roti nre, youllttlokuotv (clnsin his hand, nnd
I n doliiR o drop tlio iMiskoU A lot of Mlvor
itimhleti on tlio (loor. Ilimtlly lvcoverliiR
lilinselOt'onfuslonl (LWcim nttontlvely.)
After nil, no harm done. To contiiiiin, I
mn deoralely In lovo with MIm
Buthorliiiid, mid w, I Am norry to say,
in Ilnrrett, nlno Jnrrett, llkuwlm) Onr
rott, gueU with mo at Mr. Huthorlaud'M.
Until now no olio of us could elaiiu any de
cided udvnutngo over tho otlicnt. Hut day
lieforo yesterday wo nil ro out for u nylvnn
stroll. Miss Hutlicrlmid iuslsta on feeding
tlio Nwmui, nnd whllodoiuKo falls Into tlm
lond. I, who would dlo for her nnywhem
mid on tlio slluhtest uotico, don't eo It. liut
Barrett does and pulls her out. I point out.
tlio fact Hint tlio pond is only two feet deep
nt thnt vnrtieulnr plneo, hut llarrett, never
tlielcss, lieconiM n hero, and Jnrrett, Onrrett
mid myself go into tlio background. Then,
yesterday wo goon a picnic. Miss Sutherland,
whllo walking with Jnrrett, Is attacked by u
snnko boa constrictor, according to Jarrott,
who dispatches it and thereby wins her un
dying gratitude. Onrrott mid myself go out
to look for tlio monster nnd llnd u harmless
llttlo gnrter snnko. Neither of them will ac
knowledge it, however, mid Uarrett and I
linvo to apologize. This morning wo try a
llttlo target shooting. Garrett goes blunder
ing nrouiul ind gets shot in tlio leg by Miss
Sutherland. I'd linvo shot lilm myself with
pleasure. Miss Sutherland Is tenderly re
proachful all day, mid I om voted n brute
for saying it served lilm rleht, I enn't stand
this nny longer. Not to bo a hero argues
that 1 cannot bo one. I therefore. proOM) to
nuiko my own oprtimity. At great jier
soual discomfort I linvo succeeded In keeping
awnko until every ono olso Is asleep. I hnvo
Keen red tlio bucket of family jilato and am
now about to matorializo a burglar. (Gathers
up thu silver and ties it up inn tablecloth.)
There. Now for my pistols. (Cautiously
leaves tho room. Tho cfoor of tho butler's
pantry opons nnd Mr, Wllllo Vilter, profos
siounl burglar, stops into tho room.)
Mr. Vilter (artistically hefting tho bundle)
Wotwlllany this is. Ohl My eyes, Wil
liam, but 'era's richness! (Shoulders tht
swag mid is about 'to depart. Tho door
opens nnd Mr. Vilter has just tinio to reach
tho pantry again when Mr. Norrls rushes in,
fires both pistols, and throwing up tho win
dow with n twuig that takes nil tho glass out
of it, begins an indiscriminate fusillade.
Tho household In various stages of undress
ruth in and contemplate, tho sceno of car
nage.) Mr. Sutherland (excitedly) What has hap
pened! I insist iiK)ii knowing.
Mr. Norrls (sciitentlously) Burglars! (Miss
Sutherland screams mid is simultaneously
supported by Barrett, Jarrett mid Uarrett.)
Mr. Norrls Fact, I nssuro you. Heard n
noiso don u hero and resolved to investigate.
Caught tho fellow doiiiR up tho plato aud
and went for him. Ho broko away and
Jumped through tho window. Must apolo
gise for shooting in tho house. Scared you
all awfully, I'm afraid. Shouldn't havo
dono it.
Mr. Sutherland (ruefully contemplating
tho fragments of a Sovrcs vase) Well, per
haps not.
Mr. Norrls (cheerfully) Anyhow tho silver
Is safe.
Miss Sutherland Yes, but whero is ttf
(Looks around fearfully.)
Garrett J - Huow-tuP-
Mr. Norris (slightly rattled)-Oh, the
why er I put it there that is to say, tho
burglar, (Breaks off abruptly and begins to
polish his brow with a huklkerchief.)
Barrett )
Jarrett Humph I
"Garrett)
I u' U i Itrerly itopptd ly Norri$.
Mr. Sutherland (gravely) The silver i
eeitslnly gono. I looked for the plato tht
trst thliii;.
Mr, Norris (wildly) I'll swear it was en
tho table when I jumped for him.
Mlsa Sutherland Perhaps the burglar did
take It. I should think ba would, since that
U hat he came for.
llarrett (i.i a half aside that everybody
hear) By the way, Norrls, what woro you
down Lalrt for half mi hour ngol
Mr, Norrls (confusedly)!. Why, whst
nru you talking nltoutt
Barrett (jerslstently) Voti wero not In
your room, imyhow, for I wont In for
nintch,
Jnrrrtt (with nu nlrof hesitation Per
Imps I ought not to sny nnytlilng nlxuit It,
but I saw Mr. Norris coming out of tho but
ler'n nxiiii with n buiidlo of somothlng under
his nrm. I don't know
Mr. Sutherland (gravely) By nil menus.
This must Ik, cleared up.
Mr. Noiris (desperately) Miss Sutherland.
Air. Sutherland, is it ioll)l(
Mr, Sutheilaud I shouldn't, Mr. Norrls,
hnvo lielloved -
Mlm Hiitlioilniul (warmly) Whnt jierfect
uonsyiiw you aro talking. Mr. Norrls, you
must tnko homo brandy ( you really must.
(Sho runs to tho butler's pnntry nnd throws
open tho door. Mr, Vilter, with tho pinto
under his nriin, makes ndnth, but in cloverly
stopped by Norrls. A torrlllo stmgglo en
sues, which ends hi tho burglar escaping
through tho window, but leaving tho silver
In tho xMeftlon of Norrls. There nro n few
moment of universal stu-icfacUoii.)
Air. Sutherland (warmly ombrncinghltn)
My nohlo followl What can 1 say?
Mr. Norrls (breathing very hard) Oh, N
nothing nothing, I owniro you. I ofton
do this kind of thing. (Looks unuttcrnblo
things nt Miss Sutherland).
Barrett (asldo to Garrott) Too often.
Miss Sutherland (with lively warmth)
And to think that ho actually cauio back
ngnln nfter that terrible struggle. Why In
tho world should ho want tot
Mr. Norrls I'm suro I don't know, and ho
Isn't hero to telL
Garrett (gloomily to Jarrett) Yesj and
Norrls Isn't likely to.
Mls Sutherland (timidly) Why, ho might
oven tnko it into his head to try it ngnln.
Mr. Norrls (crossing over to her side)
Don't you think thnt in view of tho ixxsllilllty
of such un event, that you ought to provldo
yourself with an efficient burglar nlarml
AUks Htilliorlaud (blushing) Well, yes.
(Mr. Sutherland smiles bcnlgnnntly, picks
up tho plato banket nnd given tlio signal for a
general departure.)
Barrett (lingering behind, mid sotto voce
to Onrrott ami Jarrett) That burglar must
havo wanted tremendously for something.
Jnrrett (MMitoiitlouidy) Not half as much
as Norrls wanted a burglar. (Curtain.)
Time,
Tlit'to Is n niflVri'nri).
At tho club tho other night n group of
western men wero telling anecdotes of fron
tier lifo. Hero is ono which struck mo ns bo
lug particularly good. Those who hnvo been
in tho "Fur West" nnd hnvo lived niuong
frontier men will nppruciuUi U, I daro ny.
In tlio coiimo of tho Indian war of 18813, 'it
seems, Gen. Sherman iniil n visit to Camp
A'ttche, in Arizona. U'hllo thcro n htigo
redskin, who wna captulnof tho scouts, fol
lowed tho general wherover ho went, and
frequently beggel as a present ono of tho
small camions standing on thu parade
ground. Finally tho general impatiently
turned to tho Indian, oxclalmlugt
"What do you want with tho cannon, any
way! Do you want to kill my soldiers
with UP
"No," replied tho Indian in his guttural
voice; "want to kill cowlioys with it. Kill
soldiers with n club." New York Tribune,
A llonton Introduction.
Miss South Church (to Mix Beacon Hill)
My dear, let mo present Mr, Scolopax, presi
dent of tho Yala Boat club.
Tho Presented Beg pardon nh, Miss
Church, but my nnmo is Bnipo.
Miss South Church I know, sir; but you
will pardon mo if I think tho Latin prefer
able Life,
A Condemned Murderer's Joke.
A young lawyer called on Deacons ono day
with n bovy of young ladies, aud, peering
between tho bars of tho cell door, ho said:
"Ah, Deacons, if I had had your caso six
months ago, you would not 1 whero you are
now behind tho bars of a prison cell."
"Yes, Mr. , I bellovo that. If I hod
you for a lawyer Pd been hanged six mouths
ago."
Deacons chuckled for a fow minutes over
tho discomfiture- and hasty retreat of tho
legal gentleman and tho ill concealed mirth
of tho ladles, and thou went on talking to the
reporter. Rochester Post-Express.
A Peculiar Misfortune.
First Belle Miss Smith met with a pecu
liarly unfortunate accident this morning.
Did you hear about Itl
Second Uelle No! What was it!
First Bollo Why, she was down at the
beach liathlng, when sho Inadvertently
slipped off n rock and fell into tho water.
Second Uello Was it deep! Did she take
cold!
First Bello Oh, no; I guess not. She
scrambled out easily enough. But tho bath
lug dress is irretrievably sjioiled. Life,
No rteanon to Repine.
Clerk (to employer) Mr. Lowberry, 1
would Ilka to be excused from work this
afternoon.
"What's tho matter nowP
"A beloved mint is dead and I would like
to attend tho funeral."
"Lot's see you'vo lost four beloved nunU
this year. Havo you any mora of themP
"No, sir; but I have five uncles." Lincoln
Journal.
How Ho Achieved Wealth.
"I understand that CoL Blear Is very
wealthy."
"Yes, bo's worth about $100,000."
"How did bo make UP
"Ho mado It out of coal oil."
"Indeed P
"Yes, his wifo lit the fire with kerosene,
and he got all her money," Lincoln Jour
iuU.
I'rompt Acquiescence.
Young Wifo Henry, I want to ask a favor
of you.
Young Husband All light; go ahead.
"Do quit smoking that beastly pipe,"
"Certainly. Hand me the other on,"
Detroit Free Press.
Truth to Metaphor,
Al Charlie says ha Is buffeting; bis way
through life. What does be meant
Ed He's a free luucb fiend. Time.
fXf
rescuing done. I do It when R falls to my
lot, but my henrt Is not in tho work. Homo
tlmoa tho horrlblo thought conies over ma
thnt I inny lx too late Sovornl timea I hnvo
tried to In) too tato, but I haven't tho henrt
to do IU
Ho then walked up to n spirrow thnt re
fused to keep off tho grnis nnd brained It
with Ids club. Hill Nyo In Now York Sun
day World.
Will Need l'olntor.
Ilsfe
If gentlemen's trousers keep ou growing
wider, thofo wishing to keep abreast of the
fashions will havo to tako the abovo hint
from tho ladles when going upstairs.
Drako's Magazine,
Arizona "I'rrsonnls."
On several different occasions wo hnvo
urged thnt Jnck Crosby, proprietor of tho
Blue Front saloon, nnd better known to our
pooplo ns "Privnto Jack," Imj taken to tho
lono tree behind tho court houso mid hauled
up to a limb. Wo havo given tho names of
cloven men who hnvo leen robbed and bru
tally beaten In his plnco, or who so stated to
us, mid wo hnvo incidentally referred to Jack
I as a trnln robber, burglar, horso thlof and
1 Incendiary.
In the next Isstiot "Mr. Crosby dropped
In to sea us last Saturday. Ho did not como
in with n bludgeon or a rovolver, but as a
frtond mid gentleman. Ho also brought threo
tattle of rare old Hennessey, for which ho
will nccept our thnnkH. Mr. Crosby con
vinced us tlmt wo wero entirely mistaken in
our estimate of him. He is no rough or
touglu On tho contrary, ho was educated for
tho ministry, and his nnturo is enceful. Ho
has nover struck n man except in solf defouso,
and has been bnsoly maligned by rivals in
biiilneos. Beforo concluding his pleasant call
ho cubocrlbcd for two copies of Tho Howler,
aud wo suggest that it, v,uad ho .1 uood idea
to make him sheriff uoxt term." Arizona
Howler.
How They Do It In Arlsona.
1 no show of llvonds. which Tho Kicker Is
now making hurts somo of tho nowspn)crs
In this locality awful bail Tho Bullwhacker
aud others aro charging us with procuring
our ads. by threats aud Intimidation. It is a
monstrous lie, Busiuoss mou advertise, with
us because thoy know that wo nro reaching
out after n circulation of 100,000 copies, mid
thnt wo havo nlready booked 11 names to
ward it. Wo drop into n business houso in n
business way, explain tho advantages of ad
vertising in a paper Ilko Tho Kicker, mid
seldom go nwny empty handed. Whllo It
tuny havo happened that non-advertisers
Ilko old Cobb, tho grocer, and Dend Bent
Smith, tho druggist havo had their recordv
published nnd been shown up for what they
were, it was only a coincidence. Let tho
Jackals howll Wo know our gait, and wo
prdposo to keep right along. Arizona
Kicker.
Tho Other Hide.
Fnshiounblo Mother What! Do you mean
to say you won't rent mo ono of thoso elegant
flaw iHMiujio I havo n child!
Flat Owner No, madam, I won't. Thoso
flats havo gilded cornices, frescoed walls,
Eastlako dados, Mavilaud fireplaces, French
plate windows
"Ohl And you're afraid my darling llttlo
cherub will tear them all to pieces, I sup
posoP "No, madam, but thoso flats nro utterly
lacking In grass, Hovers, trees, birds, swings
nnd hammocks; and I'll not allow any ono to
pen up poor llttlo children in any such glided
cages. No, madam, I may bo n llttlo grasp
ing, but I don't want any blood money,"
Omaha World.
A Rank Avis, Indeed,
"Pa," sho murmured archly, "I am en
gaged." "Engaged, tho dov tho dickens you say!
To whom!"
"0!" tho went on rapturously, "Just think!
ho nover drinks nor smokes, nor belongs to a
dreadful lodge, loads a class at Sunday school
and"
"Humph! Member of tho Salvation
Army, I suppose P Ironically,
"No, bo's a drummer,"
"A drummer! Great heavens! Evelyn,
you"
"From Philadelphia, pal"
"Ohl" said tho old man, with a sigh of re
lief. "Bless you, my children, blesa youP
Southern Criterion.
Unpleasant Reflections.
Jones bod Just been getting married. As
thoy wero leariug the church ho began to
cry.
"Whatever can bo tho matter with you,
BarunelP asked tho bride anxiously.
"My darling," exclaimed Jones, between
his sobs, "you behold in me tho wretched
victim of superstition."
"A victlmP
"Yes, my lifo; you must know that I was
once so foolish as to havo my fortune told by
a gypsy. Tho old hag told mo that I should
marry a second time, and ohl darling, it
wrings my heart to think of losing you."
Judge.
Mlwcd rart of It.
Mrs. U. (a brilliant amateur) Charley,
what did you think of the style in which I
opened tbo second act !at night I
Mr. IL (who bate the whole business) I
missed the opening of tha ootid act
Mrs. H How unfortunate I Yougottaart
too late!
Mr. II. No; went away too soon. Life.
rrHl 1 ja a'elHBI
Opera Glnase. on a New Plan.
A company has been formed, In which
Manager VA Gilniaro Is said to bo largely
Interested, for tho novel enterprise of supply
ing opera glasses to theatregoers on somo
thlng of tho drop-n-nlckcMmthodiox plan.
Only in this cae It Is n quarter luttend of a
nickel that is to liu dropod. A box contain
ing nu ox'rn glass nnd sumo hidden machin
ery, with a slot In tho lid, Is to bo attached
to every chair back In tho auditorium, nnd
nil ono will hnvutodo to get nn ocrn gl.ns
t III Ikj to drop in n quarter, when n door will
open automatically, revealing tho glaw. An
order bin !eou Mint to Paris for 8,000 opera
glnes for tho exierimcntnl start on tho new
system, It has heou suggested that tho ar
rangement would bo Imticrfect without tho
attachment f n iKV.verful mechanlciil claw
to mIzo tho temporary lessee of a glass and
hold him firmly until tho glass is replaced in
tho box and tlio lid rioted upon It, but Mr.
Ollmoro does not think thnt will bo abso
lutely necessary.
Every part of each glass will bo so effec
tually stamped with nlllrmatlons that it bo
longs to tho company, moving appeals to tho
public to respect proprietary rights, threats
of condign punishment if tho nrtlcle 1m
stolen, argumentative representations that it
cannot bo pawned, sold or used clMmhcro
without recognition of stolen goxxls, scrip
tural quotations demonstrating tlio nlistrnct
wickedness of theft and choice excerpts from
tho onnl codo rcseetlng Infractions of tho
law of ineuni nnd ttiuin thut it is lcliovod
iioImhIj will tlaro to steal ono of those glasses.
Now York Sun.
Ohio's Largest I'opliir Tree.
What is said to havo been tho largest pop
lar tree in Ohio recently went down before
thu woodman's relentless ax to add, if all
goes well, to tho contents of n capitalist's
purse. Tills monarch of tho forest had a
traditional ago, covering sovernl centuries.
Tho oldest inhabitant of Tnylorvllle, near
whero it stood, could not lecull u tlmo when
Its majestic crown had not outshonu thoso of
nil thu other woodlnwii figures, and when It
was not looked upon as tho intriarch of tho
forest. A trunk measuring 1 1 feet H inches
in diameter proudly supported nn upper
growth whoso topmost point reached n
height of more than 'J 10 feet. Tlio hollow nt
thu bnso widened Into n cozy chamber, whose
dlnmrtvr was 7 feet, and whoso odd nooks
and corners had afforded shelter to genera
tions of prattling children and echoed tho
sighs of a thousand lovers. No bough pro
jected from Its trunk lielow n height of CO
feet, but from thciico upward It spread its
majestic shoots in every imngluablo direc
tion. Plainly it was too noblo a tree to
stand, ns tho arguments of our times run,
anil when it was learned that it would yield
lcrhaps 20.000 feet of excellent lumber, of
emiro it had lo come diw-i. Knmo pr-rtiotiB
of It will lie 1-i.lnt i t.-i ut tho Cincmuuti ox
. ositton. Uiolnj-Democrnt
Tho Cowardice of Suicide.
Now York city was shocked n fow days ngo
by n strange suicide In ono of our lending
hotels, tho motivo assigned being tho inability
of tho ono who took his own lifo to provide
for his family. Aud vet ho killed himself
rather than stay by li loved ones nnd do
what ho could for the I This Is so illogical
tha tho temptation Is to cxpluln thu deed on
tho theory tlmt ttio suicide is uecessarlly in
sane. But wo doubt If it ii just to tnko such n
charitablo view of tho ease. Tho less subtle
explanation Is more jbnbly tho truo one.
In almost every ins. ioo suicldo springs
from cowardice. Tho elf murderer dares
not fnco tho consequences of his own faults
or ho shrinks from tho ird duties that ac
company his life. Tl ioIco ho makes may
bo tmrcasounblo to tho liolut of absurdity
mid even madness, bu - need not refer tho
act to insanity, nor (s so regarded In law
unless thero Is ovldenei it rod need to prove
unsoundness of mind. Very projierly tho
law regards tho suicide as a criminal, anil it
may bo added that generally ho Is a very
mean ono. Now York Commercial Adver
tiser. How Elephant Illnport Themselves.
Tim elephants had their bath and n game
of ball ut tho Zoological garden tho other
day. Empress mid Jennie with shrill trum
pet lugs dashed into tho big pool mid enjoyed
themselves Ilko two schoolboys out for mi
afternoon's swim. Empress wns first in tbo
water, and Jounlo soon Jumied in after her
companion. Thoy rolled over nnd oyer,
climbed ou each other's backs and plunged
together lielow tho surface, coming to tho
top with snorts of delight nnd shooting out
from their long trunks great streams of
water. Keeper Pendergnst stimulated the
sport by casting two inflated bladders into
tho pool, with which tho elephants sported
for a long time, catching (hem mid throwing
them at each other's heads. When the
keecr thought that tho fun had continued
long enough ho prodded tho unwilling beasts
out with u long pole. Then ho throw n scoro
of Inflated bladders on tho brick pavement
surrounding tho pool, which tho elephants
pounded with their feet until nil of them had
been exploded, a proceeding in which thoy
appeared to seo almost as much sport as in
their bath. Philadelphia Ilecord.
A rccullur financial Operation.
A newly arrived Immigrant from Ireland
had saved enough money to buy n good
silver watch, but Imd not acquired sulllclcut
dexterity to take care of It. Ilo let it fall
ono day, nnd damaged it so seriously that it
would not run. Therefore, ho took tho watch
to a Jeweler, and asked him how much it
would cost to hnvo it repaired.
Tho Jeweler put his glnra on his eye, looked
into tho interior of the watch somo seconds,
turned it over several times, and said:
"It'll cost you five dollars to put it in
order."
"Fivo dollars! An' sure, I haven't a dol
lar." "Then you can't get It repaired."
Pat scratched his head awhile in perplexity
as to how ho was to obtain tho means. Sud
denly he exclaimed:
"Arrnhl I havo it PUshtcp over to the
pawnbroker's wid tho watch, and lavo it wid
him for tho money to vi tho rcimlrs. Ilould
on to yerself I'll lo back to yez directly."
Youth's Companion.
An Amateur Trlescnpo Maker.
Somo tinio ngo a young man, who had but
recently graduated from tho Pittsburg high
school, called uKn Mr. Brashear (maker of
tlio siwctroscojMj for tlio Lick obsorvatory
for some information In regard to tbo con
struction of a telescope. His name is Sher
nun Buviuger, nnd ho was at that tlmo a
machinist in Mcintosh, Hemphill & Co. 's iron
woiks. In his spare moments ho engaged in
tho sclentlllo work of iiiaiug a telescoio as
largo as thoso in use by the majority of as
stroiiomers. It took him a lougtlmotodo
it. Tho first lenses ho ground were failures.
He tries! it nguiu, and thu result was success
ful Ho manufactured complete a six inch
telescope. When it is remembered that a
four inch Instrument will give a wonderful
glimpse of the heavens, the (ower of young
Buviugcr's telescope can bo comprehended
With it ho was able to seo all tho moons of
Saturn, and Ids glass resolved many nebula,
which bother! nstrouomers with smaller
telescopes. Pittsburg Commercial Gazette.
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