THE CHEERFUL CHERU&l
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sky to <3old
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on the see.
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Explorer’* Tomb in Ice
Traveling Toward Sea
Twenty years ago, on March 29,
Capt. ltobert Falcon Scott, puni9h«*<l
by blizzards, and short of food on hie
homeward march from the South
pole, made the last entry In hi*
diary as be sat iu his tent with ills
companions Bowers and Wilson.
That tent, enclosed in a cairn on the
Boss Ice barrier, is the grave of
three men. Measurements by ex
plorers have shown that the barrier
Ice is moving slowly toward the sea,
under the impetus of glaciers pour
ing through the mountain gorges of
the Antarctic continent. Hundred*
of years hence, it is possible that
Scott's grave may be carried into the
ocean that washes the ice-covered
land lie explored so extensively.
Sport
Old Lady (at the zoo)— T* that a
man-eating lion?
Fed-up Keeper—Yes, lady, hut J
we're short of men this week, so all |
he gets Is beef.—Literary Digest.
Sinus Trouble
Makas Lifa Unbearable
Last year • prominent New York )udge
■ mi his wifa committed suicide because siau*
trouble made life unbearable. Prevent sinus
infection. Jf nose if fluffed, head hurts
acroff the front, throat it lined with
phlegm, use SINASIPTEC, the marvelous
discovery ofa St. I.ouit doctor. SINASIP
TEC makes breathing easy, keeps head and
throat clear and protects against colds,
catarrh, hay fever and siaus infection. Tear
this out. Get a large bottle of SINASIPTEC
from your druggist and use ic.in warm
water as directed. Sayit:—Sina-sip-tec.
Railroads' Uae of Fuel
The cost of locomotive fuel used
during 1929 in the United States
was 198,807.
Garqled
Constantly;.
Gad Greath Still
HEcouldn’t understand
why nothing helped—
until a friend suggested, “It
might be your stomach!'*
Ami it star—cloggedintestine*
that invariably spread poison
ous wastes through the
system and lead to up
set si omach. colds, lack
of energy, biliousness^
etc. What a difference when he took Nil
(Natu re'a Remedy). Regular bowel action
there* Iter. He felt pepped up, remade. And
breath became pure as spring air. That's be
cause NR stimulates the entire intestinal tract
to normal lunc
tioning Safe, de
pemlable.all-veg- ^ 1
etatile. A t drug- IB * ,AgNlRMtmNMnllB
gists'—only 2jc.
"Tl iliC" Quick relief for acid indigea
I UiVlJ lion, heartburn. Only 10c■.
Hospital Treats 133,960
University of California’s hospital
and medical school treated 133,960
persons the last fiscal year.
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VirritationJ
I[| lift
I Relieva all dryness and \l\
I irritation by applying \\\
J Mentholatum night
fj/ and morning.
~ Where a new joke circulates the
fastest is In a little town.
A man iaasold as his organ?: most man aan
ha vigorous and heal thy at SO as wall sui at
»S, it they will but take care of themselves
properly. Invigorate your vital organs with
Cold Medal Haarlem Oil Capsules. Itiaone
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Insist on GOLD UiDAL. 35c 4 76c.
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PALM SPRINGS
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Sioux City Ptg. Ca., No, 91.-1932,
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MEXICANS SEE
AID FOR FARMS
Believe New Administra
tion Will Relax Tariff
Barriers
Mexico City —(UP)— The Mexi
can farmer also is looking for a
“new deal” from the president of
the United States.
Especially are the growers in
Northern Mexico hoping for a
change in the tariff policy of the
United States.
The genera! feeling among agri
cultural interests is that the next
United States administration will
make good-sized opening in the
present tariff barriers. Recalling,
however. Franklin Roosevelt's res
ervations with respect to argicul
tural barriers, they are not ex
pecting anythin!* like a complete
restoration of free trade.
Farm Product Plans
They point out. nevertheless,
that Roosevelt's protection of
United States agricultural prod
ucts will not be as absolute as
has been the republican — that his
plans call for adequate protection
during the producing seasons in
the United States.
What the North Mexico growers
confidently look for is the Iower
ing of the barriers during those
seasons when competing products
are not being provided by Ameri
can farmers. During those sea
sons, when Mexico is producing,
the growers in this country have
suffered from restriction of mar
ets by the American duty plan.
From this part-time duty period
t ot only will the growers here de
rive benefit, they explain, but the
American consumers also will
have at their command a plentiful
supply of staple vegetable prod
ucts which now must be sold at
exhorbitant prices during the non
producing season in the United
States.
Tomato Growers
Tomato growers of Northern
Mexico principally are interested,
and in a lesser degree growers of
other truck farm products, such
as string beans and carrots raised
along the lower Rio Grande region,
in South Texas and Northern
Mexico.
A general easing up of the
stringent tariff policy is expected
by Mexican observers, and in this
rase they expect growers in other
sections of Mexico to benefit. As
important as the effect on agri
culture is the prospective n
creased interchange in all com
mercial relations of the two
countries.
War Vet Raises Own
Drum and Bugle Corps
Colorado Springs, Colo. —<UP) —
Walter D. Hodgkinsons, a World
war veteran, is raising l\:s own
drum and bugle corps.
The corps is composed of four
little Hodgkinsons, Joan. 4 and
a half: Duane. 7; Fred, 8 and
Jim. 10.
All four are buglers, and both
Fred and Jim are adept wth a
drum.
Their father was an artllery
man during the war, and appar
ently came out of the conflict
without the aversion of mist sol
diers to such evils as "first call”
and reveille.
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Hunters Praise
Hunting in Wyoming
Jackson. Wyo. —(UP)— At least
fwo hunters from states other
than Wyoming will sing the
praises of shooting in the Jack
son Hole country.
During the recent open season
on big game, Fred Hoffman of
Long Beach, Cal., and George
Rairden of Indiana shot moun
tain sheep, elk, moose and deer,
filling their licenses.
The hunters said they had
hunted in Alaska and Canada
but intended to return to this
section for the shooting next year.
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THAI itl AIV I. > II ILanll
From Allt for Alla. Stockholm.
“I wish to marry your daughter.’*
“Can you support a family?”
“Yes.”
“But there are eight of us!”
DIVERSIFIED PHILOSOPHY.
That man will please as post macter,
As every patron kens.
Who’ll keep in stock and furnish us
Some good postoffice pens.
Herb didn’t prove to be a champ.
Because he failed to win;
But prove he did that he could take
Plumb plenty on the chin.
Our government in Washington
The common people irks;
For when for work they look to it,
It hands them out the works.
One bonus plan I have a hunch,
Most everyone would crave;
Give congressmen one dollar on
Each million that they save.
All might be well, if while we used
Our corn for winter fuel,
Our miners could be taught to usa
Their coal for household gruel.
The man who has np job is blest.
As one old codger views it.
Because he does not have to fret
For fear he’ll shortly lose It.
—Sam Page.
Police Seek Man Who
Snatched Wife’s Purse
Boise, Ida. —(UP)— Oro Sprousa
knew there was a law against
snatching another man’s wife’s
purse, but he has yet to be taught
that it is also unlawful to snatch
a purse belonging to his own wife.
Mrs. Sprouse complained to po
lice that her husband had taken
her purse containing $10. The
search was started and when
Sprouse is arrested, he will be
charged with pettv laceny, of
ficers said.
I Out Our Way By Williams
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MOSCOW LOSE
FAMED MARKET
Moscow —(UP) With the clos
ing of Sukharevsky Market, the
Soviet capital lost an institution
of ill fame which was part of Mos
cow life for generations.
A sort of "thieves market" be
fore and after the revolution, it
became in the last few years the
last stamping ground of private
traders, legitimate and otherwise.
In ordering its abolition, the So
viet felt it necpssary to> explain
that the construction of new mod
ern markets made this one unnec
essary.
The local press supplemented
Ihe official apologies by attacking
Sukharevsky Market as a hotbed
of theft and speculation and dis
ease.
The fame of Sukharcsvk.v went
far beyond Moscow. It was known
throughout the country. The mar
ket presented a scene far more
Asiatic than European. Besides
rows of booths, where government
goods were being sold, there were
others presided over by peasants
trying to dispose of farm products
under the Kremlin's new permis
sion to trade on a free-market
basis
Buyers and sellers milled in a
noisy confusion. Men, women and
children stood or promenaded all
day long to dispose of a bottle of
oil, a pair of pants, galoshes, or
seme other article.
With the increasing shortage of
food and clothes in the past year
these became the principal items
of trade on Sukharesvsky. It was
chiefly on this market that thiev
ing employes of government shops,
many of whom already have been
shot for their crime, sold their
loot through intermediaries.
GLORIFYING
Yourself
By Alicia Hart
I NEA ' r^VICE itiC.
Neatness is the biggest beau
ty aid the woman over 50 can
have. She can spend as much
time as she has on caring for her
skin and hair and having her
hands well-groomed and every
thing meticulous.
When a woman passes the half
century mark there are two things
she should do dally. Mirst, cream
her skin thoroughly and pat it and
stir anw sluggish circulation. Sec
ond, she should oil hoi scalp and
brush her hair.
For when wou meet the middle
years, the skin and scalp bcvh are
apt to lack oil. You all have seili
white-haired women whose hair
simply blew in every direction.
The right scalp treatments will
rectify this so that the same wom
an can have a neat-looking coif
fure that is the envy of friends.
Women with white hair can find,
to their satisfaction, that they now
ean wear much more \lvld color
(,lian they once did. Reds arc very
becoming, and good this year. So
are greens of bright hue. So is
that bright sapphire inlue, so good
with blue eyes.
Make-up, however, is a bit hard
er. It is much better to use cream
rouge, for instance, because on dry
skin this looks much more natural
than powder rouge. Lipstick and
rcuge often can be a clearer red
than they have used for the past
few/ years wdien the hair was dyed
or touched up. White hair, in this
British Golfers
Ask U. S. A'd
Dalas —(UP)— English golfers
in far-aw'ay Iraq have asked the
Dallas Chamber of Commerce tor
information on how to use cotton
seed for golf greens. The letter
ended with a request for the price !
of cotton seed landed at Basra.
M. S. Mainland, connected with
the Iraq Petroleum Company at
Kirkuk, wrote the letter, explain
ing that seme of the Englishmen
engaged in oil development there
played golf in Texas in oilier years |
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Fast Spender
A’-rested in Los Angeles on a charge
of passing worthless checks, John
Ahrens (above), of Little Iloclf,
Ark., is shown as he told his story
1 to police. Ahrens, scion of a wealthy
family, frankly admitted having
spent $3,000 a day for 30 days—
$90,000 in all—after he had secretly
married a radio entertainer in Mem
phis, Tenn.
way, is a real boon. In addition
the the softening grace it gives
faces, it is much easier to make
up the face with whit hair.
Eye shodow should be used
very, very sparingly by the wom
an over 50. Just enough to moist
en the lids, not enough to show.
And if and when mascara is used,
it should be done so expertly that
no one will realize just, why your
eyes look their best tonight.
HOW TO PICK ’EM.
I read an ad the other day—
No, no! I wasn’t spiffed—
“Shx’ll choose a garb in which to
lounge
For this year's Christmas gift."
Of course ’twas many years ago
My women’s lore I learned;
But in those days a gift like that
The sure-'nough maiden spurned.
The girl I knew and loved the best,
Frowned down on candled fruits
And lace and gloves—and asked of
me
A pair of real hip boots.
Here's to that active old time girl
And may her tribe increase;
And son, you’d better pick to wed,
Her daughter or her niece.
—Sam Page.
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Heart U Missing
After Autopsy
Raleigh, N. C. —(UP)— Working
beside a. wringing machine in a
laundry here, Willie Singleton,
negro, suddenly threw up his
hands and fell to the floor and
died. His wife claimed that he was
and either used or heard of cottcn
seed greens.
The chamber has undertaken
the task of seeing that the Eng
lishmen get their cotton seed
greens.
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Farming Leads List of
Student Earned Money
Norman. Okla. — (UP) — Dollars
earned tilling the soil send more
students to the University of
Oklahoma than money made in
any other two vocations.
A survey of the occupatians ot
dodging the tailing lid of the
wringer; the laundry's Insurance
company said he died of heart
trouble.
An autopsy was held It was de
cided that he had died of heart
trouble. The case has gone to court
and has reached the point where
I a decision hinges on the question
j of what became of Willies heart.
I It eems that the heart was re
j moved by the insurance company
doctor to be examined. The doctor
test ied that he placed the heart
beside the corpse A Negro under
taker, who was preparing thr body
for burial and for some unexplain
ed reason removed the brains, said
he rould never find the heart.
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French Woman
Instigates Odd Suit
Paris —(UP)— May you sue a
j dressmaker for damages when the
gown she designs horrifies your
I riance, provoking him to b:cak
I off the engagement?
Mile, Germaine Chazarin be
lieves so, and Parisians are being
regaled by her novel contention.
She declined to pay a couturier's
bill for a certain irock, "because
it was green and brought me bad
luck. My fiance thought it hide
ous, and now won't marry me."
A lower court told Mile. Chaz
arin it had much sympathy for
! her, but that there was no con
| nection between sentiment and a
| dressmaker’s bill. But she haa
threatened to appeal the judg
ment.
Her contention is so appealing
to the French temperament that
boulevard odds of 3 to 1 are ol
fered that she will get a hearing
from a higher court.
Quail Hen Has
Laying Record
Windsor. Mo. —(UP)— A quail
hen with a remarkable laying
record is owned by E. E. Breisch,
operator of the Missouri Pheas
antries Company here.
During the 1932 laying season,
the quail hen produced 137 eggs,
valued at 50 cents each. At that
price, the one bird laid eggs valued
at $88.50 for the season.
With quail selling at $2.75 for
brood purposes, the value rises into
the hundreds of dollars.
The Missiouri Game and Fish
Department recently has bought
1,000 quail (from the Missouri
Pheasantries, to be placed on
state park game farms early i»
1933 for brood stock.
Traffic Police to
Obey Speed Rulings
Windsor, Ont. —(UP)— Speeders
in Windsor will be given an even
cbancr against arrest by police
“cruisers” as the result of a re
port of the Windsor police, com
mission. As the result of an auto
accident in which one of the cruis
ers was badly damaged, the com
mission has issued orders that
police shall observe the speed
I laws.
Charges of reckless driving
against Alex. Shayko whose car
was in the mix-up with the polic®
car, were withdrawn.
Famous Ball Player s
Son Studies for Clergy
Philadelphia — (UP) — The coil
of Eddie Collins, who rates as one
of the greatest second basemen ever
produced in the big leagues, is • tudy
ing for tb£ ministry'.
The boy, Paul, is a stud°nt at
Dartmouth and plans to enter an
Episcopal seminary when he grad
uates next year.
the parents of students showed
the following most numerous:
farmers 709, merchants 339, gas
and oil men 279, physicians 256,
lawyers 239, salesmen 195, rail
read men 159 and government
employes 146. Of the 5,151 stu
dents reporting, 456 said their
; parents were out of employment.
The list of vocations included
policemen, janitors, piano tuners
silversmiths, veterinarians, butch
ers and bakers.
Cherra Poonjee, in Assam, aver
i ases 464 inches of rain annually.
RADiOTIC
wcrtc*0 w* v f
Attoc>*t*4 Editors, let) I
Sought Aid to Repel
Israelites of Exodus
What are believed to be letters to
the Egyptian pharaoh from dliee of
Palestine imploring military aid to
help stem the invasion of the Israel
iles of the Exodus have been found
near Tel El Amarnn, Egypt, accord
Ing to a statement Issued by Sir
Charles Mansion, noted Biblical a robe
ologisl. The letlers, written on day
tablets, appeal to ihe pharaoh, an
suzerain, to send soldiers and char
iots to defend Palestine against lo
\mling warriors, described as “Hahl
ru" and who. Sir Charles snid ho
believed eould he Identified as He
brews. The letters hear a dot*
which coincides with the period of
the Israelite conquest of Palestine
The fact that they were found «i
Tel El Atnnrna shows they reached
their destination.
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MercolizedWax
Keeps Skin Young
Oe* an ounce and nee aadirected. Fine pnrticlaeof a*«*f
■ Vin peel off until ell doferta Ouch •*_ pimple*. livnr
spots, tan and freckle* disappear. Hkin i* then mttk
and \elvety. Your fare innka years younger. Mttroollsfd
W»i k>rint* out the hidden Imaut.y of your akin.
remove wrinkles ima one •mme Powdered HasolUa
dissolved iu uaa-balf pint witnb haacl. At. drue • Loros
Eternal My»tery
*'I am obliged to puuish you and it.
will pain nte.”
"But. pap, if you have done noth*
ing wrong, why pain yourself?"*—
Uentn Nostril (Home).
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Essence of Mtstfci
ON YOUR HANDKERCHIEF
AND FILLOW
IT’S NEW
Willie’* Opportunity
‘‘Now, Willie, I'll give you onn
more < bance. Whose embloiu 5* the
leek?"
"1 lie plumber's, sir."
This Woman Lost
45 Pounds of Fat
“Dear Sirs: lor months I’v«
been using your sails anil atn very
much pleased vrilli results. I’ve lost
45 lbs., 6 inches in hips and bust
measure. I've taken 5 bottles—one
lasting 5 weeks. 1 had often tried
to reduce by dieting but never could
keep it np, but by cutting down and
taking Kruschen I've had splendid
results. I highly recommend tt to
my friends.”—Mrs. Carl Wilson,
Manton, Mich.
To lose Tat SAFET.Y and HAI5M
T.ESST Y, take a half tenspoonful or
Kruschen in a glass of hot water in
the morning before breakfast—don’t
miss a morning. To hasten result*
go light on fatly meats, potatoes,
♦•ream and pastries—a bottle that
lasts 4 weeks costs hut a trifle—hut:
don’t take chan* e»—he sure It’*
Kruschen—your health comes first
—get it at any drugstore in America.
If not Joyfully satisfied after the
first bottle—money back.
Your friend will overlook your
foolishness If you are loyal.
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ALMOST
FLAT ON
HER BACK
Aching back I Will
it never stop? She's
nearly desperate.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Com
pound has relieved ,
"fgmining trouble*''
for over 50 years, j
