THE CHEERFUL CHERU&l . ——■ .. « The sun turned ell the sky to <3old And scettered sperkles on the see. It mede the whole. , world beeutiful„ And then it I simply surv I burned me...; I an'C*-'*. ■' ©, 1132, Western Xewspaptr Union. Explorer’* Tomb in Ice Traveling Toward Sea Twenty years ago, on March 29, Capt. ltobert Falcon Scott, puni9h«* II ILanll From Allt for Alla. Stockholm. “I wish to marry your daughter.’* “Can you support a family?” “Yes.” “But there are eight of us!” DIVERSIFIED PHILOSOPHY. That man will please as post macter, As every patron kens. Who’ll keep in stock and furnish us Some good postoffice pens. Herb didn’t prove to be a champ. Because he failed to win; But prove he did that he could take Plumb plenty on the chin. Our government in Washington The common people irks; For when for work they look to it, It hands them out the works. One bonus plan I have a hunch, Most everyone would crave; Give congressmen one dollar on Each million that they save. All might be well, if while we used Our corn for winter fuel, Our miners could be taught to usa Their coal for household gruel. The man who has np job is blest. As one old codger views it. Because he does not have to fret For fear he’ll shortly lose It. —Sam Page. Police Seek Man Who Snatched Wife’s Purse Boise, Ida. —(UP)— Oro Sprousa knew there was a law against snatching another man’s wife’s purse, but he has yet to be taught that it is also unlawful to snatch a purse belonging to his own wife. Mrs. Sprouse complained to po lice that her husband had taken her purse containing $10. The search was started and when Sprouse is arrested, he will be charged with pettv laceny, of ficers said. I Out Our Way By Williams USSEM TO Ti-US-- X FvPEO \ THA'CS VWl VAT TH’ CvWS \ 'JO TwO ARE -"fi-VE.SE TWO FEVAERS A^' \ ARE TflVM'lo MAMt AuHE. VouOKA'JS OWE WRvTES AM1 St z. —" X ' A GrARDC.M OF EO'H OuT l**> HAw'fc T-VlRTV GOT A Better job mow I cf TutwcflU) wu.ftA'/ \oiffrent edens AMO X CAwiT TEUV. SOU HO^ 1 WHEN HO/ OPEN v i5 TV ^ iG SoiT DiFFREnT MUCH I "THAki'C VOU FOR | AN* 3© PtOPtu APS PEOPLE. AM' BOOTiN me OUT A ThCREY FUUUEO IM TH «uSH GlTPH AFTER ThW AM TH OTHER SEX-" I GOT '^A "^T'U_ SAV, ’ I . GOT IW ONE, A BOSS 30B MOW, SO BeAH CA^r OnOERSTAnO PEOPLE£ TiW V-\AH - VOO BVG CTiFF.” tfCSsTSSf aesT X CANT UNDERSTAND VCKtg- AM HOU.tR. rTr- c 1 r 1 k *ia u. r pkt orr.» i«ii »v Mr* nwvicr me CARDS? OF Tt-IANK'S ./2-3J MOSCOW LOSE FAMED MARKET Moscow —(UP) With the clos ing of Sukharevsky Market, the Soviet capital lost an institution of ill fame which was part of Mos cow life for generations. A sort of "thieves market" be fore and after the revolution, it became in the last few years the last stamping ground of private traders, legitimate and otherwise. In ordering its abolition, the So viet felt it necpssary to> explain that the construction of new mod ern markets made this one unnec essary. The local press supplemented Ihe official apologies by attacking Sukharevsky Market as a hotbed of theft and speculation and dis ease. The fame of Sukharcsvk.v went far beyond Moscow. It was known throughout the country. The mar ket presented a scene far more Asiatic than European. Besides rows of booths, where government goods were being sold, there were others presided over by peasants trying to dispose of farm products under the Kremlin's new permis sion to trade on a free-market basis Buyers and sellers milled in a noisy confusion. Men, women and children stood or promenaded all day long to dispose of a bottle of oil, a pair of pants, galoshes, or seme other article. With the increasing shortage of food and clothes in the past year these became the principal items of trade on Sukharesvsky. It was chiefly on this market that thiev ing employes of government shops, many of whom already have been shot for their crime, sold their loot through intermediaries. GLORIFYING Yourself By Alicia Hart I NEA ' r^VICE itiC. Neatness is the biggest beau ty aid the woman over 50 can have. She can spend as much time as she has on caring for her skin and hair and having her hands well-groomed and every thing meticulous. When a woman passes the half century mark there are two things she should do dally. Mirst, cream her skin thoroughly and pat it and stir anw sluggish circulation. Sec ond, she should oil hoi scalp and brush her hair. For when wou meet the middle years, the skin and scalp bcvh are apt to lack oil. You all have seili white-haired women whose hair simply blew in every direction. The right scalp treatments will rectify this so that the same wom an can have a neat-looking coif fure that is the envy of friends. Women with white hair can find, to their satisfaction, that they now ean wear much more \lvld color (,lian they once did. Reds arc very becoming, and good this year. So are greens of bright hue. So is that bright sapphire inlue, so good with blue eyes. Make-up, however, is a bit hard er. It is much better to use cream rouge, for instance, because on dry skin this looks much more natural than powder rouge. Lipstick and rcuge often can be a clearer red than they have used for the past few/ years wdien the hair was dyed or touched up. White hair, in this British Golfers Ask U. S. A'd Dalas —(UP)— English golfers in far-aw'ay Iraq have asked the Dallas Chamber of Commerce tor information on how to use cotton seed for golf greens. The letter ended with a request for the price ! of cotton seed landed at Basra. M. S. Mainland, connected with the Iraq Petroleum Company at Kirkuk, wrote the letter, explain ing that seme of the Englishmen engaged in oil development there played golf in Texas in oilier years | i Fast Spender A’-rested in Los Angeles on a charge of passing worthless checks, John Ahrens (above), of Little Iloclf, Ark., is shown as he told his story 1 to police. Ahrens, scion of a wealthy family, frankly admitted having spent $3,000 a day for 30 days— $90,000 in all—after he had secretly married a radio entertainer in Mem phis, Tenn. way, is a real boon. In addition the the softening grace it gives faces, it is much easier to make up the face with whit hair. Eye shodow should be used very, very sparingly by the wom an over 50. Just enough to moist en the lids, not enough to show. And if and when mascara is used, it should be done so expertly that no one will realize just, why your eyes look their best tonight. HOW TO PICK ’EM. I read an ad the other day— No, no! I wasn’t spiffed— “Shx’ll choose a garb in which to lounge For this year's Christmas gift." Of course ’twas many years ago My women’s lore I learned; But in those days a gift like that The sure-'nough maiden spurned. The girl I knew and loved the best, Frowned down on candled fruits And lace and gloves—and asked of me A pair of real hip boots. Here's to that active old time girl And may her tribe increase; And son, you’d better pick to wed, Her daughter or her niece. —Sam Page. -—-- ■ ■■ ■ Heart U Missing After Autopsy Raleigh, N. C. —(UP)— Working beside a. wringing machine in a laundry here, Willie Singleton, negro, suddenly threw up his hands and fell to the floor and died. His wife claimed that he was and either used or heard of cottcn seed greens. The chamber has undertaken the task of seeing that the Eng lishmen get their cotton seed greens. . ♦ » ..— Farming Leads List of Student Earned Money Norman. Okla. — (UP) — Dollars earned tilling the soil send more students to the University of Oklahoma than money made in any other two vocations. A survey of the occupatians ot dodging the tailing lid of the wringer; the laundry's Insurance company said he died of heart trouble. An autopsy was held It was de cided that he had died of heart trouble. The case has gone to court and has reached the point where I a decision hinges on the question j of what became of Willies heart. I It eems that the heart was re j moved by the insurance company doctor to be examined. The doctor test ied that he placed the heart beside the corpse A Negro under taker, who was preparing thr body for burial and for some unexplain ed reason removed the brains, said he rould never find the heart. ■■ - ■ - - —■ ♦— French Woman Instigates Odd Suit Paris —(UP)— May you sue a j dressmaker for damages when the gown she designs horrifies your I riance, provoking him to b:cak I off the engagement? Mile, Germaine Chazarin be lieves so, and Parisians are being regaled by her novel contention. She declined to pay a couturier's bill for a certain irock, "because it was green and brought me bad luck. My fiance thought it hide ous, and now won't marry me." A lower court told Mile. Chaz arin it had much sympathy for ! her, but that there was no con | nection between sentiment and a | dressmaker’s bill. But she haa threatened to appeal the judg ment. Her contention is so appealing to the French temperament that boulevard odds of 3 to 1 are ol fered that she will get a hearing from a higher court. Quail Hen Has Laying Record Windsor. Mo. —(UP)— A quail hen with a remarkable laying record is owned by E. E. Breisch, operator of the Missouri Pheas antries Company here. During the 1932 laying season, the quail hen produced 137 eggs, valued at 50 cents each. At that price, the one bird laid eggs valued at $88.50 for the season. With quail selling at $2.75 for brood purposes, the value rises into the hundreds of dollars. The Missiouri Game and Fish Department recently has bought 1,000 quail (from the Missouri Pheasantries, to be placed on state park game farms early i» 1933 for brood stock. Traffic Police to Obey Speed Rulings Windsor, Ont. —(UP)— Speeders in Windsor will be given an even cbancr against arrest by police “cruisers” as the result of a re port of the Windsor police, com mission. As the result of an auto accident in which one of the cruis ers was badly damaged, the com mission has issued orders that police shall observe the speed I laws. Charges of reckless driving against Alex. Shayko whose car was in the mix-up with the polic® car, were withdrawn. Famous Ball Player s Son Studies for Clergy Philadelphia — (UP) — The coil of Eddie Collins, who rates as one of the greatest second basemen ever produced in the big leagues, is • tudy ing for tb£ ministry'. The boy, Paul, is a stud°nt at Dartmouth and plans to enter an Episcopal seminary when he grad uates next year. the parents of students showed the following most numerous: farmers 709, merchants 339, gas and oil men 279, physicians 256, lawyers 239, salesmen 195, rail read men 159 and government employes 146. Of the 5,151 stu dents reporting, 456 said their ; parents were out of employment. The list of vocations included policemen, janitors, piano tuners silversmiths, veterinarians, butch ers and bakers. Cherra Poonjee, in Assam, aver i ases 464 inches of rain annually. RADiOTIC wcrtc*0 w* v f Attoc>*t*4 Editors, let) I Sought Aid to Repel Israelites of Exodus What are believed to be letters to the Egyptian pharaoh from dliee of Palestine imploring military aid to help stem the invasion of the Israel iles of the Exodus have been found near Tel El Amarnn, Egypt, accord Ing to a statement Issued by Sir Charles Mansion, noted Biblical a robe ologisl. The letlers, written on day tablets, appeal to ihe pharaoh, an suzerain, to send soldiers and char iots to defend Palestine against lo \mling warriors, described as “Hahl ru" and who. Sir Charles snid ho believed eould he Identified as He brews. The letters hear a dot* which coincides with the period of the Israelite conquest of Palestine The fact that they were found «i Tel El Atnnrna shows they reached their destination. --:---ae MercolizedWax Keeps Skin Young Oe* an ounce and nee aadirected. Fine pnrticlaeof a*«*f ■ Vin peel off until ell doferta Ouch •*_ pimple*. livnr spots, tan and freckle* disappear. Hkin i* then mttk and \elvety. Your fare innka years younger. Mttroollsfd W»i k>rint* out the hidden Imaut.y of your akin. remove wrinkles ima one •mme Powdered HasolUa dissolved iu uaa-balf pint witnb haacl. 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