"Complexion Curse"
She thought she was just unlucky when he called
on her once—avoided her thereafter. But no on4
admires pimply, blemished skin. More and more
women realizing that pimples and blotches
are often danger signals of clogged bowels—
poisonous wastes ravaging the system. Let HR
(Nature'sItemcdy) alford complete, thorough
elimination and promptly ease away beauty
ruinmg poisonous matter. Fine for 6ick head
ache, bilious conditions, tLzzincss. Tty this safe,
dependable, all
vegetable correc
tive. At all drug
gists'—only 25c.
if*l | a AC" Quick relief for acidindrgca
TUMb tion, hcartburmOnhM^^
Breaking It Gently
“Mrs. Upton's pet dog has been
run over; she'll be heart-broken.”
“Don’t tell her abruptly.”
“No; I’ll begin by saying it’s her
husband.”—Sydney Bulletin.
fl Don't Neglect
Your Kidneys
fPPWPf'
Heed Promptly Kidney and
Bladder Irregularities
If bothered with bladder ir
regularities, getting up at night
and nagging backache, heed
promptly these symptoms.
They may warn of some dis
ordered kidney or bladder con
dition. For 50 years grateful
users have relied upon Doan’s
Pills. Praised the country over,
by all druggists.
A Diuretic
for the
|y* j_
That Much Sure
Eve—Aren’t you sorry for my fa
ther? He has the gout.
Adam—Sure. I have no kick com
ing.
j Try tydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound ~j
—
Had Melancholy Blues
Wanted to die . . . she felt so olue
and wretched( Don't let cramps ruin
▼our good times. Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound gives you relief*
Willing to Listen
“Money talks.”
“Well, it can draw an audience
now, I’m thinking.”—Louisville Cour
ier-Journal.
W'
bluet** never Itit tong In t ^
y body. Why feel aluggUh. sickly a
eapoadcnt when • simple ■
tl cleansing makes all the H
;ce lo the world lo Low you feel ? ■
U'arfleld Tea for a week or so. K
you ii be delighted with the Improve- H
meat In your good looks, humor and W
appetite. (At all druggists'). ®
•AWPLlFRCgt Garfield fa Co.tP.Q.Broo>ilyw,N.Y.
Cruel
Addie Noyd—I just came from the
beauty parlor.
Luin Ilago—And they were closed!
KIDNEY
Trouble
If you feel run down, or suffer from pains
in the back; if you are troubled with excess
acidity, headaches, sleeplessness or aching
joints, then your kidneys may be at fault.
Don’t wait for the trouble to become seri
ous; start now to take Gold Medal Haarlem
Oil. During 237 years this fine, old prepara
tion has helped millions. Insist on gold
MKDAL. 35c & 75c.
FREE A generous sample, free, if
you print your name and address
across this advertisement and mail
to Department “D”, care of
GOLD MEDAL
HAARLEM OIL COMPANY
220—36th Stress, Brooklyn, New York
PARKER’S
HAIR. BALSAM
Removes Dendraff-Stops Hair Falling
Imparts Color and
Beauty to Gray and Faded Hair
60’ and (1.00 at Amggicts.
Hiscox tlhen>. Wks.. 1 atcWmeN,Y.
ri.wiv.M i un oir>\ivir* —- jtjeat icr UHf m
connection with Parker’s Ilaii Balsam.Makes tho
bair soft and fluffy. 00 cents by mail or at drug*
gists. Ui«cox Chemical Works, Patchogue, N.Y.
Sioux City Ptg. Co., No. 44-1932.
Out Our Way By Williams
/8W GOU>-/~THAT NIGHT /neb, BoT WHAT MAW \
BOSS is PuPTW CULVER, J SOUND UWE A BUSINESS
AT THAT-.. WHEN "TH* r RuSH To Th»S GoV,
PHONE PlNCrS HE MAW SOUND LH<G. PEST
_ -Takes off TK receiver, ' dpoppin' down off a
"Then stomps hisW desk to th* Boev. o’ TH'
FEET A COOPUE Times, WOODS- MO. 1 WONT \
TO MAKE »T SOUND ADmiT T-US GuW iS CLEVER \
c\KE he just rusheo TiU-Tm suae. th‘ Bold aint|
IN from BE'N OuSW li Gonna Pop in SOME MIGHT'/
Out in TH' ^hoP , IN > *V an’ KETCH him nAPPin'. y
CASE ITS TH1 Bull v -. -\\
^o1 Th WOODS 0^>\ )
CAUUrsi’uP
^ (
t
.y.-; J-,PVMlU.>*M3
_ > ' 10“l5^
A r HQM ILW_c 193^ py nca scwvrcr. iwr rcq u s pat orr
WILD LIFE TROUBLES
From Indianapolis News
In these days of disturbed condi
tions even the wild lif« is having
troubles. Reports from the bays and
waterways along the Atlantic coast
indicate that the wild geese that win
tered there could not find sufficient
food. Salt water flooding into the
feeding beds destroyed much of the
vegetation that the geese feed on,
Consequently spring found them too
w eak to wing their way back to the
north. State authorities and the
Walton leagues have taken notice.
The birds areto be fed and the salt
water is to be shut out with barri
cades against future inundations
from the sea. Drouth and disease are
sometimes responsible, big game
hunters say, for epidemics in Africa
that carry off large numbers of ze
bras, giraffes, foxes, deer and buf
falo. When these creatures are
decimated by disease, hyenas, jack
als, lions and other scavengers car
nivorous beasts flourish. Malignant
diseases that have caused meat to be
plentiful do not seem to be fatal to
the scavengers, but wild dogs at
least sometimes fall victims to the
diseased meat that they consume.
Adult lions, hunters say, do not often
succumb to diseases, though there is
mortality among cubs. Instances of
fatal diseases among hippopotami
and kindred water animals are re
ported, and Kipling has portrayed
the havoc caused by drouth in the
water holes.
REDUCING TELEPHONE RATES
Editorial Opinion of the Milwaukee
Journal.
The interlocutory order reducing
by 1214 per cent, or $1,550,000, the
cost of local telephone service in
102 cities, towns and villages of
Wisconsin, is clearly and plainly an
effort by the public service com
mission to adjust telephone rates to
1932 conditions.
The order may be attacked as
political, possibly as ‘radical.” It
should be stated, however, that, on
its face, there is nothing political
about it. For the order is grounded
in facts and figures, the result of
a year of survey by commission ex
perts. And the commission makes
Curie in Copper
. An occasional “copper” on the bath
ing beach to preserve order is not
arl unusual sight. But here’s an
other kind of copper used to make a
jaunty bathing suit for Miss Helen
Brow, of Phoenix, Ariz. It is guar
anteed not to shrink or rust. Miss
Brow was recently chosen “Miss
Arizona.” The suit has been cop
per-sprayed by a special process.
cut a case to show, from its stand
point and from the standpoint of
what it believes to be the public
interest, that the general drop in
prices and income of subscribers
has brought about an emergency
calling for temporary action.
The commission makes a telling
point when it recalls that in war
times, with the costs of labor and
materials soaring, tha utilities of
the state invoked emergency fea
tures of the law to get rises in
rates. Then why, asks the com
mission in effect, should not tire
same emergency clauses work to
the advantage of the people in an
era of falling prices and falling in
comes?
The commission did not follow
the usual method of determining
the fair value of the Investment
and then fixing rntes to give a rea
sonable return on that value. It
began at the other end of the col
umn. It looked not especially at the
property of the Wisconsin Tele
phone Company, but at the com
pany itself, properly subject to the
same economic conditions as the
' rest of the state, but also enjoying
certain advantages because of its
monopolistic position. The commis
sion’s action is one of equalization,
to meet an emergency, rather than
rate fixing.
•-» ♦ --—
Kc.mE.iLs Ghost Town
Back to Farm Acreage
Euble.tto, Kan. — (UP) — Santa
Pt has ample tradition to back up
its title “the ghost town of West
ern Kansas.”
For 14 years there has been
no such town as Santa Pe, Kan.,
map-makers and statisticians to
the contrary.
Once upon a time Santa Fe was
the county scat of Haskell county.
Now it nas ceased to be. both fac
tually and technically. Practically
all of the townsite has gone
through the legal machinery that
has transferred it from city lots
hack to arreagr.
The only hints of a town that
onoe had a population of 1,500 in
the '80s are a few crumbling
bricks, the lound&tion of the court
house a filled-up well and ruts
that once marked the main street.
New College—A No-Man s-Land
When one looks over these beauteous students at
Columbia University’s New College, it is hard to un
derstand how the girls outnumber the boys live to one.
But such is the case, although it should be the other
way round, v/ith every girl having five admirers.
Professor Thomas Alexander, president of New Col
lege, claims tliut they are the prettiest students he
has seen in ages.
rassengers apeak to
Mainland from Liner
Berlin — (UP) — Passengers on
che North German Lloyd liner
Breman can now communicate by
radio telephone to the mainland,
either the continent cr America,
from any point during the cross
ing, and at a rate slightly less
than half of that for a simlar
call from mainland to mainland.
Persons who wish to communi
cate from Berlin with the ship
-**'-*'- she enters New
none, jor example can speak Iri
72 marks ($18) Jor three minutes
whereas a Jand-to-lar.d call K'stu
147 marks. Beilin to New York.
Opening of the Bremen’s con
tinuous service is recant. ioUoving
experiments over a period ol
weeks, during which hundreds oi
conversations were carried on
with the Marine rati o station at
Norddcicb.
Passengers on the Jail cx: ~r
sions to the North Sea aboard the
Hamburg-America lines ship
Resolute, spoke from the Arctic
t/i tht.r homes, also hv radio
phone o tr NOrodeicn. Gome 25
;alir..were completed to towns in
Germany nr.d Switzerland. The
short-wave station aboard the
Resolute thus successfully passed
testf in preparation for the ship1*
world cruise next year.
MAN IS FIRST TO VOTE
"Webster, Mass. —(UP)— Keep
ing up his record of many years as
the first Webster voter to cast his
ballot. James E. Gaffney headed
the line when tne polls opened for
ttu* state primary.
, s
League Is Fair But Ineffective
| From Ctuc«f« Journal of Ccmnirrce.
^- - -. - -- - - - - — -.- .. - - ■■ -
While in honesty U must be said that the report cf
the Lytton investigating committee of the League of Na
tions tells us only what we all knew of actions and reac
tions in Manchuria, we are indebted to the League agency
for a full, exhaustive and fair review cf events. It tells of
the evolution from more or les^ disrupted political and eco
nomic badlands in a buffer state between imperialistic
Japan, ricket.y China and soviet Ru-sia, through the
studied, inexorable military march cf the Japanese sol
diery into and through the territory, and on to the even
tual setting up of an alleged autonomous puppet-regime
under the very thumb of Japanese rule. But, if it, denies
the justice of the Japanese march, it also is plain in con
demnation of conditions which spurred Japan to attempt
the coup.
Japan is bitter about the report, as the outlaw of the
two-year events naturally should be. China is reported as
more pleased than otherwise in spite of clear condemna
tion of her disrespect for commercial treaties and her fre
quent illicit boycotts of Japanese merchandise. The league
is waiting to go further into the facts, and the members
and associates of the League, who participated in the in
vestigation, are glad to have a compendious writing down
of all the evidence, which in recent months has passed
from western ken in the consideration of more pressing,
wholly western problems.
The solution for the problems involved is all that a
League committee could reeommtr.d and the only likely
solution—renewed arbitration, a friendly sitting down at
the conference table for revision ol treaties. The committee
very wisely does not request that the puppet regime be
banished immediately for the reckless, anti-Japanese
status quo ante, but it does insist upon eventual restora
tion of Chinese rule in the three eastern provisions and
open door throughout Manchuria and China.
With tongue in cheek—as is necessary until Japan
learns the lesson of the dangers from her continued roth
lessness in the east—we may hope that the League coun
cil will use the methods suggested m the report, and that
it may be able to convince Japan that arbitration is the
safest, if not the only, way. Throughout the war that was
not called a war, the League was singularly without power,
both within the council of the western member powers
and their joint contact with Japan. The Kellogg pact was
called upon with equal ineffectiveness. We may only hope
now that some peaceful means of instrumenting the
League covenant and the Kellogg pact may be found, and
that the bickering from individual western powers may
come to an end.
“Jobless’ Health Advantages
Almost Make Up for Handicaps
I ACK OF PROFER FOOD PRINCIPAL HAZARD IN GERMAN'S
HV HR. MORRIS FISHBKIN
I.ctitor. Journal of the American
Medical Association, an;l of
Hygeia, the Health Magazine
An investigation just made in
Germany indicates the severs
effects of the unemployment situa
tion on the public health. Because
of the lack of income, the nutrl- j
ticnal condition of the poorer !
classes has suffered greatly.
Indeed, the president of one of
the largest insurance companies
points out that people entering
sanatoriums and homes for con
valescents are found on admission
to be in a physical condition corre -
sponding to the worst seen since
the World war. Some of the chil
dren who are admitted do not seem
even to have heard previously of
such a thing as an adequate warm
meal.
Previous to the present condi
tions, anemia girls, so prevalent in
an earlier day, was no longer seen
by physicians, but now is becoming
generally common.
Apparently conditions are not so
severe in Berlin as they are in
other parts of Germany. The poor
nutrition is found much more often
in women than in men, because the
women deprive themselves of food
during the time of scarcity in order
that the men who work and his
children may have it.
Notwithstanding the poor nutri
tion, however, there are certain
other factors of the unemployment
situation that seem to be of value
to health. The person who is out .
of .employment Is able to spend
more time in the open air and ean
get all of the sleep and rest Ik?
reeds.
Apparently the undc.rnutritirw
due to unemployment has not pro
gressed sufficiently to show a defi
nite effect on the rates for tuber
culosis. Tuberculosis is distinctly
a disease associated with underim
trition.
The tuberculosis rates for Ger
many have been showing a constant
trend downward, and this down
ward trend has not yet been modi
fied by the unemployment situation*.
There seems to be reason to be
lieve, however, that long contmn
ance may result in an eventual up
ward trend of the rates for tuber
culosis.
The unemployment situation has
affected particularly those towns
and districts where there were ex
tensive tobacco Industrie. These
factories had to shut down early be
cause of the strict limitations
placed on the importation of for
eign tobacco. In these district';
however, the change in conditicmr;
brought about by more living fn
tho open air cecmi; to have been of
be nefit to public health rather thaw,
for the present, the cause of uuy
serious harm.
The reports from Germany indi
cate that, taking the public sns a
whole, the present state of nutri
tion of the German people is neA
unfavorable, although if present
conditions continue, the reverse
may become true.
Pennsylvanians Warred
Of ‘Charity Racketeers’
Harrisburg. Pa. — (UP) — State
Welfare Department officials
warned Pennsylvania communi
ties against the operations of
"charity racketeers" who promote
fund campaigns for personal
profit.
The department advised persons
approached to sponsor such drives
to make certain the solicitors
were registered under state agen
cies as authorized to make such
solicitations.
‘‘Many unwary citizens, eager to
add their bit to local welfare
drives, became victims of irre
sponsible promoters," Mrs. Alice
Livcright, head of the welfare de
partment, Said. “Believing the
cause worthy because of its char
ity appeal, they unknowingly con
tributes to the livelihood of un
scrupulous racketeers while the
charity benefits by only a small
percentage of the funds secured.
“For their own protection it is
to the advantage of agencies end
individuals planning charity drives
to secure a state certificate. Such
certificates are granted only after
Swindle Operation
Believed to Be Lav/ful
Indianapolis, Ind — (UP) — An
lngen:ous swindle operation, be
lieved to be within the law. is be
ing investigated here by the
Better Business Bureau.
A restaurant proprietor gave a
10-cent meal to a man who com
plained he had not eaten for
three days. As the man was about
to leave, he pulled a handkerchief
from his pocket and a $10 bill fell
out. The restaurant owner seized
careful investigation is trade and
certainly assured that IFe funds
secured are to ba properly ex
pended.”
Sleeping Drivers Cause
38 Auto Accidents
Harrisburg, Pa. — (UP) — Driv
ers, who fell asleep at the wherf
caused 38 automobile accidents,
two of them resulting fatally, m
Pennsylvania during August, Ute
State Safety Bureau re ported.
The total accident* attributed
to sleeping drivers was the larg
est for any month this year.
Truck drivers and operators of
machines making Jon? distance
week end trips were the prinr.ij»l
sufferers from sleepiness while il
the wheel.
-4«
GOOD NEWS
A financier now tells the wo-ld.
As sure as he’s alive,
A new depression will appear
In 1355.
And that is news wc need as rnwli
As cracked lips need a salve;
For that implies that by that date,
We ll Ices the one we have.
—Sam Fastr
him, gave him a lecture and sea*
him on his way with $9.U).
When the proprietor took the
bill to a bank, he found it «a*
counterfeit, ne was told, however,
that the man could not be prose
cuted because he had net actually
passed the bill.
S.:a gulls, apparently foiivd
ashore by strains, threatened seri
ous damage to farm crops in thr
vicinity of ensacola, Fla.
Funding permits issued at Miami,
Fla., and vicinity during 1932 total
nearly $2,009,000.
