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Ui«cox Chemical Works, Patchogue, N.Y. Sioux City Ptg. Co., No. 44-1932. Out Our Way By Williams /8W GOU>-/~THAT NIGHT /neb, BoT WHAT MAW \ BOSS is PuPTW CULVER, J SOUND UWE A BUSINESS AT THAT-.. WHEN "TH* r RuSH To Th»S GoV, PHONE PlNCrS HE MAW SOUND LH *V an’ KETCH him nAPPin'. y CASE ITS TH1 Bull v -. -\\ ^o1 Th WOODS 0^>\ ) CAUUrsi’uP ^ ( t .y.-; J-,PVMlU.>*M3 _ > ' 10“l5^ A r HQM ILW_c 193^ py nca scwvrcr. iwr rcq u s pat orr WILD LIFE TROUBLES From Indianapolis News In these days of disturbed condi tions even the wild lif« is having troubles. Reports from the bays and waterways along the Atlantic coast indicate that the wild geese that win tered there could not find sufficient food. Salt water flooding into the feeding beds destroyed much of the vegetation that the geese feed on, Consequently spring found them too w eak to wing their way back to the north. State authorities and the Walton leagues have taken notice. The birds areto be fed and the salt water is to be shut out with barri cades against future inundations from the sea. Drouth and disease are sometimes responsible, big game hunters say, for epidemics in Africa that carry off large numbers of ze bras, giraffes, foxes, deer and buf falo. When these creatures are decimated by disease, hyenas, jack als, lions and other scavengers car nivorous beasts flourish. Malignant diseases that have caused meat to be plentiful do not seem to be fatal to the scavengers, but wild dogs at least sometimes fall victims to the diseased meat that they consume. Adult lions, hunters say, do not often succumb to diseases, though there is mortality among cubs. Instances of fatal diseases among hippopotami and kindred water animals are re ported, and Kipling has portrayed the havoc caused by drouth in the water holes. REDUCING TELEPHONE RATES Editorial Opinion of the Milwaukee Journal. The interlocutory order reducing by 1214 per cent, or $1,550,000, the cost of local telephone service in 102 cities, towns and villages of Wisconsin, is clearly and plainly an effort by the public service com mission to adjust telephone rates to 1932 conditions. The order may be attacked as political, possibly as ‘radical.” It should be stated, however, that, on its face, there is nothing political about it. For the order is grounded in facts and figures, the result of a year of survey by commission ex perts. And the commission makes Curie in Copper . An occasional “copper” on the bath ing beach to preserve order is not arl unusual sight. But here’s an other kind of copper used to make a jaunty bathing suit for Miss Helen Brow, of Phoenix, Ariz. It is guar anteed not to shrink or rust. Miss Brow was recently chosen “Miss Arizona.” The suit has been cop per-sprayed by a special process. cut a case to show, from its stand point and from the standpoint of what it believes to be the public interest, that the general drop in prices and income of subscribers has brought about an emergency calling for temporary action. The commission makes a telling point when it recalls that in war times, with the costs of labor and materials soaring, tha utilities of the state invoked emergency fea tures of the law to get rises in rates. Then why, asks the com mission in effect, should not tire same emergency clauses work to the advantage of the people in an era of falling prices and falling in comes? The commission did not follow the usual method of determining the fair value of the Investment and then fixing rntes to give a rea sonable return on that value. It began at the other end of the col umn. It looked not especially at the property of the Wisconsin Tele phone Company, but at the com pany itself, properly subject to the same economic conditions as the ' rest of the state, but also enjoying certain advantages because of its monopolistic position. The commis sion’s action is one of equalization, to meet an emergency, rather than rate fixing. •-» ♦ --— Kc.mE.iLs Ghost Town Back to Farm Acreage Euble.tto, Kan. — (UP) — Santa Pt has ample tradition to back up its title “the ghost town of West ern Kansas.” For 14 years there has been no such town as Santa Pe, Kan., map-makers and statisticians to the contrary. Once upon a time Santa Fe was the county scat of Haskell county. Now it nas ceased to be. both fac tually and technically. Practically all of the townsite has gone through the legal machinery that has transferred it from city lots hack to arreagr. The only hints of a town that onoe had a population of 1,500 in the '80s are a few crumbling bricks, the lound&tion of the court house a filled-up well and ruts that once marked the main street. New College—A No-Man s-Land When one looks over these beauteous students at Columbia University’s New College, it is hard to un derstand how the girls outnumber the boys live to one. But such is the case, although it should be the other way round, v/ith every girl having five admirers. Professor Thomas Alexander, president of New Col lege, claims tliut they are the prettiest students he has seen in ages. rassengers apeak to Mainland from Liner Berlin — (UP) — Passengers on che North German Lloyd liner Breman can now communicate by radio telephone to the mainland, either the continent cr America, from any point during the cross ing, and at a rate slightly less than half of that for a simlar call from mainland to mainland. Persons who wish to communi cate from Berlin with the ship -**'-*'- she enters New none, jor example can speak Iri 72 marks ($18) Jor three minutes whereas a Jand-to-lar.d call K'stu 147 marks. Beilin to New York. Opening of the Bremen’s con tinuous service is recant. ioUoving experiments over a period ol weeks, during which hundreds oi conversations were carried on with the Marine rati o station at Norddcicb. Passengers on the Jail cx: ~r sions to the North Sea aboard the Hamburg-America lines ship Resolute, spoke from the Arctic t/i tht.r homes, also hv radio phone o tr NOrodeicn. Gome 25 ;alir..were completed to towns in Germany nr.d Switzerland. The short-wave station aboard the Resolute thus successfully passed testf in preparation for the ship1* world cruise next year. MAN IS FIRST TO VOTE "Webster, Mass. —(UP)— Keep ing up his record of many years as the first Webster voter to cast his ballot. James E. Gaffney headed the line when tne polls opened for ttu* state primary. , s League Is Fair But Ineffective | From Ctuc«f« Journal of Ccmnirrce. ^- - -. - -- - - - - — -.- .. - - ■■ - While in honesty U must be said that the report cf the Lytton investigating committee of the League of Na tions tells us only what we all knew of actions and reac tions in Manchuria, we are indebted to the League agency for a full, exhaustive and fair review cf events. It tells of the evolution from more or les^ disrupted political and eco nomic badlands in a buffer state between imperialistic Japan, ricket.y China and soviet Ru-sia, through the studied, inexorable military march cf the Japanese sol diery into and through the territory, and on to the even tual setting up of an alleged autonomous puppet-regime under the very thumb of Japanese rule. But, if it, denies the justice of the Japanese march, it also is plain in con demnation of conditions which spurred Japan to attempt the coup. Japan is bitter about the report, as the outlaw of the two-year events naturally should be. China is reported as more pleased than otherwise in spite of clear condemna tion of her disrespect for commercial treaties and her fre quent illicit boycotts of Japanese merchandise. The league is waiting to go further into the facts, and the members and associates of the League, who participated in the in vestigation, are glad to have a compendious writing down of all the evidence, which in recent months has passed from western ken in the consideration of more pressing, wholly western problems. The solution for the problems involved is all that a League committee could reeommtr.d and the only likely solution—renewed arbitration, a friendly sitting down at the conference table for revision ol treaties. The committee very wisely does not request that the puppet regime be banished immediately for the reckless, anti-Japanese status quo ante, but it does insist upon eventual restora tion of Chinese rule in the three eastern provisions and open door throughout Manchuria and China. With tongue in cheek—as is necessary until Japan learns the lesson of the dangers from her continued roth lessness in the east—we may hope that the League coun cil will use the methods suggested m the report, and that it may be able to convince Japan that arbitration is the safest, if not the only, way. Throughout the war that was not called a war, the League was singularly without power, both within the council of the western member powers and their joint contact with Japan. The Kellogg pact was called upon with equal ineffectiveness. We may only hope now that some peaceful means of instrumenting the League covenant and the Kellogg pact may be found, and that the bickering from individual western powers may come to an end. “Jobless’ Health Advantages Almost Make Up for Handicaps I ACK OF PROFER FOOD PRINCIPAL HAZARD IN GERMAN'S HV HR. MORRIS FISHBKIN I.ctitor. Journal of the American Medical Association, an;l of Hygeia, the Health Magazine An investigation just made in Germany indicates the severs effects of the unemployment situa tion on the public health. Because of the lack of income, the nutrl- j ticnal condition of the poorer ! classes has suffered greatly. Indeed, the president of one of the largest insurance companies points out that people entering sanatoriums and homes for con valescents are found on admission to be in a physical condition corre - sponding to the worst seen since the World war. Some of the chil dren who are admitted do not seem even to have heard previously of such a thing as an adequate warm meal. Previous to the present condi tions, anemia girls, so prevalent in an earlier day, was no longer seen by physicians, but now is becoming generally common. Apparently conditions are not so severe in Berlin as they are in other parts of Germany. The poor nutrition is found much more often in women than in men, because the women deprive themselves of food during the time of scarcity in order that the men who work and his children may have it. Notwithstanding the poor nutri tion, however, there are certain other factors of the unemployment situation that seem to be of value to health. The person who is out . of .employment Is able to spend more time in the open air and ean get all of the sleep and rest Ik? reeds. Apparently the undc.rnutritirw due to unemployment has not pro gressed sufficiently to show a defi nite effect on the rates for tuber culosis. Tuberculosis is distinctly a disease associated with underim trition. The tuberculosis rates for Ger many have been showing a constant trend downward, and this down ward trend has not yet been modi fied by the unemployment situation*. There seems to be reason to be lieve, however, that long contmn ance may result in an eventual up ward trend of the rates for tuber culosis. The unemployment situation has affected particularly those towns and districts where there were ex tensive tobacco Industrie. These factories had to shut down early be cause of the strict limitations placed on the importation of for eign tobacco. In these district'; however, the change in conditicmr; brought about by more living fn tho open air cecmi; to have been of be nefit to public health rather thaw, for the present, the cause of uuy serious harm. The reports from Germany indi cate that, taking the public sns a whole, the present state of nutri tion of the German people is neA unfavorable, although if present conditions continue, the reverse may become true. Pennsylvanians Warred Of ‘Charity Racketeers’ Harrisburg. Pa. — (UP) — State Welfare Department officials warned Pennsylvania communi ties against the operations of "charity racketeers" who promote fund campaigns for personal profit. The department advised persons approached to sponsor such drives to make certain the solicitors were registered under state agen cies as authorized to make such solicitations. ‘‘Many unwary citizens, eager to add their bit to local welfare drives, became victims of irre sponsible promoters," Mrs. Alice Livcright, head of the welfare de partment, Said. “Believing the cause worthy because of its char ity appeal, they unknowingly con tributes to the livelihood of un scrupulous racketeers while the charity benefits by only a small percentage of the funds secured. “For their own protection it is to the advantage of agencies end individuals planning charity drives to secure a state certificate. Such certificates are granted only after Swindle Operation Believed to Be Lav/ful Indianapolis, Ind — (UP) — An lngen:ous swindle operation, be lieved to be within the law. is be ing investigated here by the Better Business Bureau. A restaurant proprietor gave a 10-cent meal to a man who com plained he had not eaten for three days. As the man was about to leave, he pulled a handkerchief from his pocket and a $10 bill fell out. The restaurant owner seized careful investigation is trade and certainly assured that IFe funds secured are to ba properly ex pended.” Sleeping Drivers Cause 38 Auto Accidents Harrisburg, Pa. — (UP) — Driv ers, who fell asleep at the wherf caused 38 automobile accidents, two of them resulting fatally, m Pennsylvania during August, Ute State Safety Bureau re ported. The total accident* attributed to sleeping drivers was the larg est for any month this year. Truck drivers and operators of machines making Jon? distance week end trips were the prinr.ij»l sufferers from sleepiness while il the wheel. -4« GOOD NEWS A financier now tells the wo-ld. As sure as he’s alive, A new depression will appear In 1355. And that is news wc need as rnwli As cracked lips need a salve; For that implies that by that date, We ll Ices the one we have. —Sam Fastr him, gave him a lecture and sea* him on his way with $9.U). When the proprietor took the bill to a bank, he found it «a* counterfeit, ne was told, however, that the man could not be prose cuted because he had net actually passed the bill. S.:a gulls, apparently foiivd ashore by strains, threatened seri ous damage to farm crops in thr vicinity of ensacola, Fla. Funding permits issued at Miami, Fla., and vicinity during 1932 total nearly $2,009,000.