TN hard times it’s possible
X to make a husband save
money. But it’s hard to make
him like it. I’ve found a way.
h John used to smoke at least
» package of ready-made ciga
rettes a day. I suggested that
lie roll his own, when hard times
came. He sneered at the idea,
j) “I bought a package of Tar
get and made John try it. Now
he says he won’t smoke any
thing else, because Target is
real cigarette tobacco, just like
the ready-made3 use. He says _
those forty gummed papers you
get free with every package •
would make any dub a good ^
cigarette roller. 7
“Well, John’s happy, and •
I’m happy, and we save at
least 50)c a week.”
AND GET THIS: Th* u. s. ^
Government Ta* on 20 cigarettes
•mounts to SC. On 20 cigarettes
you roll from Target Tobacco the
tat is just about IS. Na wonder you
get such value for a dime! ■■■
SAVE MONEY ZZ
ROLL YOUR OWN ^
SEE WHAT YOU SMOKE JJJ
Wrapped in Moisluraproof Cellophane W*
Brown Dr Williamson Tobacco t_orp.
Louisville. Kentucky ©>91* ^
Oh, My!
Little Jimmie, four years old, Is
Upending tire winter with his mother
and little brother Bobbie, in a small
city in Florida. He is having trouble
with the name of the big town, Miami,
as to him the first syllable Is a pos
sessive, which lie will not accept for
himself. In rtvsponse to the request,
“Say Miami,” he responds with “You
am-i.” Ills mother hopes he will get
the idea adjusted by the time the
novelty wears off. — Indianapolis
News.
Another Ax to Grind
The lilder—Aren’t you glad to
have that insurance man join our
congregation 1
The Preacher—I’m not surej I
hear he’s sold policies to all the
other clergymen in town.
Dr. Pierce’a Pellet* are heat for livar,
bowels and Btomach. One little Pellet for
a laxative—three for a cathartic.—Adv
Heard at Miami
“lfow long have you been a life
saver?”
“I began as a small buoy.”
AA'e are all a great deal more near
ly illiterate than we need to be.
Sub used to call him ‘'darling”... Now
he’* to tired out that he never take* her
anywhere. So weary, that *he no longer
loves him.
Yet it is to easy to hold fait to youth,
to bring bat k the bloom of young vigor
and health. Millions of average people
have done it with bellows Syrup, the
tine old tonic which doctor* recommend.
You can »tart feeling better and younger,
tomorrow. Ju*r get a bottle of gtnmnt
reltowi'Sviup from your druggi«t, today.
FELLOWS
SYRUP
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HAUNT ROYAL
WAITING ROOM
Unused Windsor Station
Apartment for Rent
^ at $250 Year
Windsor, England— (UP) —A
mere $250 (par) a year will rent a
suite of royal apartments here in
the shadow of Windsor Castle.
They are lofty rooms, emblaz
oned with heraldic devices and
haunted by tha memories of
Wellington, the prince Consort,
and Queen Victoria, herself.
They are the former magnificent
suite of waiting rooms at Windsor
railway station specially built and
allotted for the reception and com
fort of ro\alty.
Rooms Unused
Royalty use the rooms no more,
for when the king and queen come
to Windsor they usually travel by
road. Since the death of Queen
Victoria the rooms have been kept
under lock and key. Now a “To
Let” notice is in the window.
In the wall of No. 3 platform of
the station is an unobtrustive door.
A rusty key grates in the lock, and
one crosses the threshold of the
apartments which great courtiers
of the past had entered to bow
befqxe a little woman in black.
Decayed Splendor
Decayed splendor meets the eye
everywhere. Long streams of cob
webs festoon the elaborately plas
tered ceilings from which once
hung magnificent candelabra.
Dust lies thick on a magnificent
Tudor fireplace in one of the in
ner rooms. Here, before a roaring
log fire. Queen Victoria had
warmed herself after enduring the
discomforts of early railway travel
80 years ago. Here the gallant
Disraeli had advanced to kiss her
hand and whisper compliments.
Outside, huge iron-wrought gates,
creaking on their hinges from dis
use, still bear the royal arms and
V. R. monogram.
Kitchen
BY SISTER MARY,
NEA Service Writer.
The resourceful homemaker who
feels she has exhausted the pos
sibilities of cook-books in her
search for unusual meat dishes that
are economical and appetizing will
take keen satisfaction in serving her
family spring meals built around the
following novel recipes.
* * •
Lamb in Curry Sauce
An excellent way to serve left
over roast lamb is in a curry sauce
♦ ♦
♦ TOMORROWS MENU -4
•4 Breakfast: Steamed figs with ♦
♦ oatmeal, cream, reheated cln- -4
4 namon rolls, milk, coffee. *
4. Luncheon: Calves’ liver with 4
4 spinach, mu shroom sauce, 4
4- whole wheat bread, cabbage 4
4 and fruit salad, chocolate rolls. ♦
4 milk tea. ♦
4- Dinner: Veal cutlet, but- 4
4 teied Brussels sprouts, cress 4
4 and apple salad, marshmallow 4
4 pudding, milk, coffee. 4
4- ♦
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with a rice border. Such a combi
nation precludes potatoes in the
menu. Remember, however, that
rice is lacking in the minerals
found in potatoes and choose an
extra vegetable or salad particu
larly r*ch in Iren.
Three cups cubed cooked lamb,
1 onion, celery tops. I turnip, pnr
Montana’s Big Gas
Project Starts in Spring
Butte Mont . UP*—Th» great
est Montana construction project
»lnrt the pioneering of the trans
continental railroads—the tapping
of northern Montana *a» Itelds
for th* industries and cttie* of
southern Montana—will set undet
wsv this apt lug
Contracts wart* sim*d r*c^ • *
between the Anaconda Mtn
in* Comps a.* ’•*• Ataman*
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IS THE Costliest Aliejx THAT NorTh
AMERICA EVER ADMITTED.
A ORIYERC-ESS,
TWO-HORS£ TEAM
CALLS FOG MISS OoGoTUy
&OBLL, SCHoolTsACHBR
r at Lone star school,
I SACH DAY, Af JER CLASSES'.
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•»-ii © ims »r mca semiict inc.
sley. 1 carrot, 2 tablespoons but
ter, 2 tablespoons flour, 2 cups
stock, 1 tablespoon curry powder,
1 teaspoon salt, 1-4 teaspoon pep
per.
Break the bones of the roast and
put into a kettle with onion peeled
and sliced, celery tops, turnip cut
in cubes, parsley and sliced car
rot. Cover, with cold water and
simmer from 30 to 60 minutes.
Strain and measure. There should
be 2 cupfuls. Melt butter and stir
in flour and curry powder sifted
together. Cook and stiir until mix
ture bubbles. Slowly add stock, stir
I ring constantly. Bring to the boil
ing point and add diced meat. Heat
thoroughly and serve in a border of
hot cooked rice.
• « *
Veal Cutlet
One cup cooked rice, 1 pound veal
steak, 4 slices tomato. 1'- cups
white sauce, 1 cup sliced fresh
* hshrooms, 1 teaspoon minced sour
f ,ckel, 1 hard cooked egg.
Cut the steak into four fillets,
making them as round as passible.
Roll in dried bread or cracker
j crumbs, dip in egg and roll again
■ in crumbs. Brown in a hot frying
pan in fat, the cover and cook
over a low fire until tender. In
the meantime make the white sauce
and saute the mushrooms in but
ter for 10 minutes. Add mush
rooms. minced pickle and chopped
white of egg to white sauce. Make
the rice in four round patty cakes.
On each bed of rice place a cooked
cutlet. Put a slice of tomato on
each cutlet and top with a bit of
riced egg yolk. Surround with the
sauce and serve at once.
• • •
Calve* Liver and Spinach
Three-fourths pound liver, 1 slice
stale bread. 4 tablespoons cream. 1
onion. 3 pounds spinach. 1 teaspoon
salt. 1-4 teaspoon pepper, 1 tea
spoon grated horseradish. 2 hard
cooked eggs.
Cook liver In boiling water for
15 minutes. Drain and put through
Power Company and Louis B «Tlp>
O'Neil.
The program Includes the
pendlture of between 510,000 000
and *13 000 000 in pipeline con
struction. snd additional mill'ons
will be spent in laying a dlbirtbu
tton svstem between southern Mon
tana ci»!ea and in ereciiu; boo ier
station*.
While ih* hulk of the 1*4 -vtll
fce caed by the copper tsiucW »*
the Anaconda opyrstiom. the r>
of Butte. AnsriutP De*r Lori*
L!?l:*fa4on aaJ Ba'.euia» * ' '•**
•e: red al«v>
finp knife of food chopper Add slice
of bread which has been soaked in
cream and mix thoroughly. Peel
and mince onion and saute in but
ter. Add to liver mixture and sea
so well with salt and pepper. Put
ito a well oiled pudding mold and
cover with sliced hard cooked eggs.
Cover with spinach which has been
cooked in its own juice and put
through a colander. Mix horse
radish with spinach. Cover the
mold with buttered paper and
place in a pan of hot water. Cook
in a moderately hot oven until
firm to the touch. Unmold on a
hot platter ad serve with a
cream or mushroom sauce.
TEACHER GIVES
OLD AGE RULES
paric_L(UP> —M. Mareschal, old
est school teacher in France, al
lowed himself to bo interrupted on
his 100th birthday as he was set
ting out on a 10 mile hike with an
80-year-old friend, to give his rules
for longevity. He was anxious to be
off cn his Jaunt, but recommended
the following tenets in his doctrine:
"Live normally. Never get mad.
Be gay. Get up between 7 and 10
a. m. Eat breakfast in bed. or the
kitchen. Drink wine. Eat lots.
Dip snufr. Sleep when and wher
ever you feel like it, and take a
co'd bath every dsty.”
The secret of longevity, he said,
lies in the-e 10 tetse command
men s. I
“There were no school palaces I
in my day," he added, "like
youngsters have now. We had
basements, or a backroom in the
town hall. Our system wasn't so
great, but we taught all tlte fami
lies for years, back In 1853, and
we did a mighty good Job of it. toot
Come bark in twenty-five years or
so and I'll tell you some more "
ASt.BBP AT A1TO WHEBL
Corvallis. Ore,—'UP' It may be
all right to steep in classes, but
sleeping at the wheel o( an auto*
mobile Is positively annoying, be- i
lime* Jchn Loseioy, Oregon state
«‘liege student. Love Joy. reiutntng
from a holiday said he dotted a
"s’fond " The nest thing—the car
reclined (nr a nap In a ditch.
‘r a rr.ts d |JV. - n of slm
plilie I practice recommended by the
b t '•an of a.mdsrdi, the number
oi *t a 4 tvp»s of wbeA'tmrrowa
hi* be mi rfd„c.*l fum 41 to 2».
"FATIGUE?
I just postpone it!
“No, I don’t have ‘nerves.* You can’t have them, and
hold this sort of position. My head used to throb
around three o’clock, and certain days, of course,
were worse than others.
‘‘Then I learned to rely on Bayer Aspirin.’*
The sure cure for any headache is rest. But some
times we must postpone it. That’s when Bayer
Aspirin saves the day. Two tablets, and the nagging
npam is gone until you are home. And once you are
comfortable, the pain seldom returnsl
Keep Baver Aspirin bandy. Don’t put it away,
or put otT taking it. Fighting a headache to finish the
day may he heroic, but it is also a little foolish. So w
sacrificing a night’s sleep because you’ve an annoying
cold, or irritated throat, or grumbling tooth, neuralgia,
neuritis. These tablets always relieve. They don’t
depress the heart, and may be taken freely. That is
medical opinion. It is a fact established by the last
twenty years of medical practice.
The only caution to be observed is when yon are
buying aspirin. Bayer is genuine. Tablets with Lha
Bayer cross are safe.
Scientists Fight Pests
With Natural Enemies
Entomologists, It Is reporfod^iro
gradually changing their method of
warfare against our Insert foes. In
stead of attempting to discover ef
fective Insecticides, they are now
seeking methods of causing insects
to war against cnch other. Fortu
nately the Insect world Is never real
ly at peace at any tim#. The tre
mendous reproductive powers of
tliis form of life are offset by (lie
bugs, tiles and birds which prey
upon them.
The best way to keep the coddling
moth under control, it lias been
found, is through a tiny wasp and
likewise tbe meully bug is best kept
under control by its natural enemies.
Instead of searching for insecti
cides, therefore, tbe search is for
the natural enemies of the pest It |s
desired to eomhnt and these are then
imported or increased by protection
from their natural enemies in turn.
Rocks in Demand
An unprecedented demand for rocks i
for ornate gardens of Cleveland resi
dences lias brought a new source of
revenue to many farmers in I lie
northern Ohio district. Moulders,
which formerly were only sources of
annoyance, are being carefully select
ed and sold to companies which do a
flourishing brokerage business with
home owner.
Double Trouble
“I’ve lost au umbrella," said tho
fussy fellow.
“What kind of n handle did it
have?" asked the Information clerk.
“I don’t know,*’ sighed the man,
"I oidv borrowed It yesterday.”
All In
Intestinal pohnns are sapping i
your energy, etealing your pep.
making you ill. Take N?
-NATUU'I RKMKDT—the m
asfe. dependable, vegetable /TONIGHf
laxative. Keeps you feeling f Mnnonvtv
tight. Get.2Jc box. ^ Almoin
The All-Vegetable Laxative
'HHUSE
~ PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
llemorea Dandruff Stupa Uair Falttaai
Imparta Color and
Roauty to Gray and Faded Haem
Mu and ll.uu at Dragflata 1
Htaunt Oh-m Wka . Pati-nmnw.N T it
FLORESTON SHAMPOO — Ideal for use in
connection with Parker » Hair Balaam. Makes tha
hair soft and fluffy. bO cents by mail orat drug
gists. Hiscox Chemical Works, Patchugue, N.T.
Like a Horse
Lawyer (who lins .lust come home)
—I’ve worked like a horse all day.
Ilis Wife—Been drawing convey
ances?
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Food for thought
Men and women find that those recurrent spring colds reduce
their alertness of mind and body. To avoid such nuisances,
doctors advise them to increase their bodies' store of Vitamin
A. It is recognized that Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil
contains a wealth of this valuable protective vitamin ... as
well as Vitamin D, so indisponsablc foe sound bones and
teeth. Children and adults find the emulsion an easy, pleasant
way of taking cod liver oil. Scott A Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J.
Sales Representative, Harold F. Ritchie A Co., Inc., New \ ork.
Slight Warning Given
of Deadly Poison Gas
Carlton monoxide poisoning is one
o' ilie greatest dangers of modern
life. The gas, given off hy almost
all forms of combustion, has no smell
ami gives no ordinary warning, but
two symptoms have been noted
won I: may he valuable.
Cost, there may he a slight swell
Ing ami hardening of thu small ar
teries which one can feel heating in
the temples t second, there Is often a
slight weakness of the muscles iu the
I tit . of t he legs.
Iu treating a case the victim should
not he moved more than necessary;
the air must lie tresli and should not
lie cold; the patient should he kept
absolutely tpiicf until recovery is
: complete. Artificial respiration Is
necessury if breathing lias ccasctl,
luit the most luiportunt tiling is
prompt use of a modern Inhalation
apparatus using oxygen aml'% little
! carl'on dioxide.—World's Work.
Memories
TIip.v were confiding together.
“Yes." said the aged professor, *'t
^ suppose even at Christmas, when the
world is gay and glad, these comes to
a nut’ sad and solemn thoughts."
The young man nodded.
“Yes." he replied, “And the sad
dest are those tlinl come to a fellow
when lie reads of the marriage or a
girl to whom Inst Christmas lie ga*«
a diamond ring and on which lie In
! is still paying the wretched Insiull
: ments."
I ullrnru 1 airline
Soothes ami cools Father's face
ami removes the after*sha\ ing
thine, comfort* Babv’s temler
tkin and prevent* (bating and
irritation, and give* the linishing
touch to Mother'* toilet.
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