TN hard times it’s possible X to make a husband save money. But it’s hard to make him like it. I’ve found a way. h John used to smoke at least » package of ready-made ciga rettes a day. I suggested that lie roll his own, when hard times came. He sneered at the idea, j) “I bought a package of Tar get and made John try it. Now he says he won’t smoke any thing else, because Target is real cigarette tobacco, just like the ready-made3 use. He says _ those forty gummed papers you get free with every package • would make any dub a good ^ cigarette roller. 7 “Well, John’s happy, and • I’m happy, and we save at least 50)c a week.” AND GET THIS: Th* u. s. ^ Government Ta* on 20 cigarettes •mounts to SC. On 20 cigarettes you roll from Target Tobacco the tat is just about IS. Na wonder you get such value for a dime! ■■■ SAVE MONEY ZZ ROLL YOUR OWN ^ SEE WHAT YOU SMOKE JJJ Wrapped in Moisluraproof Cellophane W* Brown Dr Williamson Tobacco t_orp. Louisville. Kentucky ©>91* ^ Oh, My! Little Jimmie, four years old, Is Upending tire winter with his mother and little brother Bobbie, in a small city in Florida. He is having trouble with the name of the big town, Miami, as to him the first syllable Is a pos sessive, which lie will not accept for himself. In rtvsponse to the request, “Say Miami,” he responds with “You am-i.” Ills mother hopes he will get the idea adjusted by the time the novelty wears off. — Indianapolis News. Another Ax to Grind The lilder—Aren’t you glad to have that insurance man join our congregation 1 The Preacher—I’m not surej I hear he’s sold policies to all the other clergymen in town. Dr. Pierce’a Pellet* are heat for livar, bowels and Btomach. One little Pellet for a laxative—three for a cathartic.—Adv Heard at Miami “lfow long have you been a life saver?” “I began as a small buoy.” AA'e are all a great deal more near ly illiterate than we need to be. Sub used to call him ‘'darling”... Now he’* to tired out that he never take* her anywhere. So weary, that *he no longer loves him. Yet it is to easy to hold fait to youth, to bring bat k the bloom of young vigor and health. Millions of average people have done it with bellows Syrup, the tine old tonic which doctor* recommend. You can »tart feeling better and younger, tomorrow. Ju*r get a bottle of gtnmnt reltowi'Sviup from your druggi«t, today. FELLOWS SYRUP •i«ux city Pt§ Ce.. N*. I4~1ft2. Out Our Way By William! 7 -- -X-C--1 -Thebe woo \ woo RE born \niTH a \ '/nu BnJi\ are* That \ Bt& mimo ~ i cor one \ ' cHOwS fR1 OF TAEM KinDA MINOS, \ 'THAT \ 0)FF£VAEMCE \ -THAT IF X HAO A JOB I GREAT" ! 0e.TnE.EM TH‘ \ USSEniM'To F?CBlMS,lD \ OCn'T \T OROimaRWMvsjD 1 BE MORE INlERESTfeO IM \ MAKE WOO -ft,. B»or r U9SEMIN' TO OOCKS-AM, \ FEES FiiNE\k KMKIO— TH’ n IF I GOT TH' JOS TarW BiGr mind A care of Docks, 10 be AlNiT GoTTmE MORE VkaTEREGTCO inj cows "To Bother a big mi mo dassemt g»t j USTEmiM am’ ImTERESTED im RoeIHS -/ V UOOV^IM* AT / \ ThERS mo -T~Wv'Y ROB"MS ( V MONtW IM TYX-V /* iSr^ - >v—rsS^iE^ s V SF | nca. u. s. pat orr. >? 1>32 tY WCA ^ cr.c?\NtLLi O'Neil. The program Includes the pendlture of between 510,000 000 and *13 000 000 in pipeline con struction. snd additional mill'ons will be spent in laying a dlbirtbu tton svstem between southern Mon tana ci»!ea and in ereciiu; boo ier station*. While ih* hulk of the 1*4 -vtll fce caed by the copper tsiucW »* the Anaconda opyrstiom. the r> of Butte. AnsriutP De*r Lori* L!?l:*fa4on aaJ Ba'.euia» * ' '•** •e: red al«v> finp knife of food chopper Add slice of bread which has been soaked in cream and mix thoroughly. Peel and mince onion and saute in but ter. Add to liver mixture and sea so well with salt and pepper. Put ito a well oiled pudding mold and cover with sliced hard cooked eggs. Cover with spinach which has been cooked in its own juice and put through a colander. Mix horse radish with spinach. Cover the mold with buttered paper and place in a pan of hot water. Cook in a moderately hot oven until firm to the touch. Unmold on a hot platter ad serve with a cream or mushroom sauce. TEACHER GIVES OLD AGE RULES paric_L(UP> —M. Mareschal, old est school teacher in France, al lowed himself to bo interrupted on his 100th birthday as he was set ting out on a 10 mile hike with an 80-year-old friend, to give his rules for longevity. He was anxious to be off cn his Jaunt, but recommended the following tenets in his doctrine: "Live normally. Never get mad. Be gay. Get up between 7 and 10 a. m. Eat breakfast in bed. or the kitchen. Drink wine. Eat lots. Dip snufr. Sleep when and wher ever you feel like it, and take a co'd bath every dsty.” The secret of longevity, he said, lies in the-e 10 tetse command men s. I “There were no school palaces I in my day," he added, "like youngsters have now. We had basements, or a backroom in the town hall. Our system wasn't so great, but we taught all tlte fami lies for years, back In 1853, and we did a mighty good Job of it. toot Come bark in twenty-five years or so and I'll tell you some more " ASt.BBP AT A1TO WHEBL Corvallis. Ore,—'UP' It may be all right to steep in classes, but sleeping at the wheel o( an auto* mobile Is positively annoying, be- i lime* Jchn Loseioy, Oregon state «‘liege student. Love Joy. reiutntng from a holiday said he dotted a "s’fond " The nest thing—the car reclined (nr a nap In a ditch. ‘r a rr.ts d |JV. - n of slm plilie I practice recommended by the b t '•an of a.mdsrdi, the number oi *t a 4 tvp»s of wbeA'tmrrowa hi* be mi rfd„c.*l fum 41 to 2». "FATIGUE? I just postpone it! “No, I don’t have ‘nerves.* You can’t have them, and hold this sort of position. My head used to throb around three o’clock, and certain days, of course, were worse than others. ‘‘Then I learned to rely on Bayer Aspirin.’* The sure cure for any headache is rest. But some times we must postpone it. That’s when Bayer Aspirin saves the day. Two tablets, and the nagging npam is gone until you are home. And once you are comfortable, the pain seldom returnsl Keep Baver Aspirin bandy. Don’t put it away, or put otT taking it. Fighting a headache to finish the day may he heroic, but it is also a little foolish. So w sacrificing a night’s sleep because you’ve an annoying cold, or irritated throat, or grumbling tooth, neuralgia, neuritis. These tablets always relieve. They don’t depress the heart, and may be taken freely. That is medical opinion. It is a fact established by the last twenty years of medical practice. The only caution to be observed is when yon are buying aspirin. Bayer is genuine. Tablets with Lha Bayer cross are safe. Scientists Fight Pests With Natural Enemies Entomologists, It Is reporfod^iro gradually changing their method of warfare against our Insert foes. In stead of attempting to discover ef fective Insecticides, they are now seeking methods of causing insects to war against cnch other. Fortu nately the Insect world Is never real ly at peace at any tim#. The tre mendous reproductive powers of tliis form of life are offset by (lie bugs, tiles and birds which prey upon them. The best way to keep the coddling moth under control, it lias been found, is through a tiny wasp and likewise tbe meully bug is best kept under control by its natural enemies. Instead of searching for insecti cides, therefore, tbe search is for the natural enemies of the pest It |s desired to eomhnt and these are then imported or increased by protection from their natural enemies in turn. Rocks in Demand An unprecedented demand for rocks i for ornate gardens of Cleveland resi dences lias brought a new source of revenue to many farmers in I lie northern Ohio district. Moulders, which formerly were only sources of annoyance, are being carefully select ed and sold to companies which do a flourishing brokerage business with home owner. Double Trouble “I’ve lost au umbrella," said tho fussy fellow. “What kind of n handle did it have?" asked the Information clerk. “I don’t know,*’ sighed the man, "I oidv borrowed It yesterday.” All In Intestinal pohnns are sapping i your energy, etealing your pep. making you ill. Take N? -NATUU'I RKMKDT—the m asfe. dependable, vegetable /TONIGHf laxative. Keeps you feeling f Mnnonvtv tight. Get.2Jc box. ^ Almoin The All-Vegetable Laxative 'HHUSE ~ PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM llemorea Dandruff Stupa Uair Falttaai Imparta Color and Roauty to Gray and Faded Haem Mu and ll.uu at Dragflata 1 Htaunt Oh-m Wka . Pati-nmnw.N T it FLORESTON SHAMPOO — Ideal for use in connection with Parker » Hair Balaam. Makes tha hair soft and fluffy. bO cents by mail orat drug gists. Hiscox Chemical Works, Patchugue, N.T. Like a Horse Lawyer (who lins .lust come home) —I’ve worked like a horse all day. Ilis Wife—Been drawing convey ances? ---1 Food for thought Men and women find that those recurrent spring colds reduce their alertness of mind and body. To avoid such nuisances, doctors advise them to increase their bodies' store of Vitamin A. It is recognized that Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil contains a wealth of this valuable protective vitamin ... as well as Vitamin D, so indisponsablc foe sound bones and teeth. Children and adults find the emulsion an easy, pleasant way of taking cod liver oil. Scott A Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. Sales Representative, Harold F. Ritchie A Co., Inc., New \ ork. Slight Warning Given of Deadly Poison Gas Carlton monoxide poisoning is one o' ilie greatest dangers of modern life. The gas, given off hy almost all forms of combustion, has no smell ami gives no ordinary warning, but two symptoms have been noted won I: may he valuable. Cost, there may he a slight swell Ing ami hardening of thu small ar teries which one can feel heating in the temples t second, there Is often a slight weakness of the muscles iu the I tit . of t he legs. Iu treating a case the victim should not he moved more than necessary; the air must lie tresli and should not lie cold; the patient should he kept absolutely tpiicf until recovery is : complete. Artificial respiration Is necessury if breathing lias ccasctl, luit the most luiportunt tiling is prompt use of a modern Inhalation apparatus using oxygen aml'% little ! carl'on dioxide.—World's Work. Memories TIip.v were confiding together. “Yes." said the aged professor, *'t ^ suppose even at Christmas, when the world is gay and glad, these comes to a nut’ sad and solemn thoughts." The young man nodded. “Yes." he replied, “And the sad dest are those tlinl come to a fellow when lie reads of the marriage or a girl to whom Inst Christmas lie ga*« a diamond ring and on which lie In ! is still paying the wretched Insiull : ments." I ullrnru 1 airline Soothes ami cools Father's face ami removes the after*sha\ ing thine, comfort* Babv’s temler tkin and prevent* (bating and irritation, and give* the linishing touch to Mother'* toilet. rnm tur *<•. S,H tfMtftKtn. *•*«**•": L UUU NvJ f»n»r liras * COaaalaal Carp,. MalJaa. REFRESHING TrfCadsnrO Craa*.