"SCIENCE rescues the
DEAFENED”
by Floyd Gibbons
Noted journalist describes his visit
to a leading clectro-acoustic lab
oratory. Everyone w ho Is herd of
bearing should read it. Reprinted
front the Reviewcf Reviews. Send
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level have beet found.
EXCESS ACID
SICKENS—GET
RID OF IT!
Sour stomach, Indigestion, gas. us
ually mean excess acid. The stom
ach nerves have been ever-stimulat
ed. Food sours in tlio stomach.
Correct excess acid with an allcall.
Tiie best form of alkali Is Phillips’
Milk of Magnesia. It works instantly.
The stomach becomes sweet. Your
henrtI>urn, gas, headache, biliousness
or indigestion lias vanished!
Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia is the
pleasant way—the elTicient way to
relieve the effects of over-acidity.
Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia has been
standard with doctors for over 50
years. 25c and 50c bottles at drug
gists.
Wisconsin Woman
Lost 11 Lbs.
“Have been taking Krusclien Salts
for fat reduction—am on my second
bottle—I lost 11 pounds in six weeks
and feel line—Krusclien sure gives
you a lot of vim and pep."
Krusclien Salts are used daily by
millions all over tlie world not only
to take off fat from overweight peo
ple but to rejuvenate llie entire sys
tem.
One bottle of Krurchen Palls (lasts
4 weeks) costs but S5c and one bot
tle will prove of vast benefit to peo
ple who have constipation, headaches,
indigestion, nervousness, rheuma
tism. depression, acidity and auto
intoxication.
Not only that but one bottle will
bring about body activity—Increase
In energy, vigor and ambition, spar
kling eyes and freedom from pimples
and blemishes—millions know all this
—you ought to know it. Take one
half teaspoon in a glass of hot
water every morning before break
fast—walk a little each day—rut
down on sweets and fat forming
foods.
Sold by druggists America over
with the distinct understanding that
one bottle will help you lose fat or
money back.—Adv.
The sharper a man is the harden
it is to make a tool of him.
f)r. Pierce’s Pellets are best for liver,
bovrcl3 and stomach. One little Pellet fot
c kzative—three for a cathartic.—Adv.
Learn to be a good loser. You are
sure to need the knowledge.
Avoid Baras from
Mustard Plasters
When you have Rheumatic or Muscu
nr Pains in the back, chest or limbs oi
if you have a cold coming on, try this
simple treatment. It is mere convenient,
safer, cleaner and more effective than
mustard plaster
Get a bottle of Hoff’s Liniment and ap
ply it with brisk rubbing. Then saturate
u cloth with Hoff’s and apply to th«- pain
ful area and in a few minutes you will
feel the warming and stimulating effect
of this powerful liniment.
Hoff's is different from ordinary lini
ments that are applied with rubbing
alone. It brings a quick flow of blood to
the affected area, reducing congestion
and relieving pain. Get an eight ounce
bottle of your druggist today for 60 cents
If you do not get relief in 30 minutes he
is authorized to refund your money.
Goodrich • Gamble Company, St. Paul,
Minnesota.
His Schooling
“Joe. am 1 the first girl you ever
kissed?" “Yes, dear, I got my tech
nique at tlie movies.”
}r $
Take
Boschee’s Syrup
and coughing stops at
! Relieveswhercothersfail
Contains nothing injurious—but, oh, so
effective! GUARANTEED.
Boschee's
&S- Sytup
Dollars by Weight
Approximately 4‘j:i new onedollai
bills weigh one pound.
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Sioux City Ptg. Co., No. 9 -1931.
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THAT’S ANDY MELLON’S WAY.
R. H. L. in Chicago Tribune.
Se’s first in war and first in peace,
He always stands the test;
And when he says “No bonus!"
We know that that is best.
And though old soldiers yearn for
cash
To keep the wolf away,
Our peerless leader never bends; ^
That's Andy Mellon’s way.
When hideous war came on the
world,
And filled us all with fear.
We heard his voice say firmly:
“Don’t worry, I am here!"
He took the flag and grabbed *
gun,
They could not say him nay;
“To hell with ships,” he cried,
“I’ll swim!"
That’s Andy Mellons way.
At last he reached dear Sunny
France,
And hitch-hiked to the front;
Through shot and shell and shrap
nel
He bore the battle’s brunt,
He'd dash right at the enemy,
And run ’em round all day,
And then he'd chase ’em all the
night;
That’s Andy Mellon's way.
“God's sake!” the Germans wildly
cried.
As ’round and ’round he dart;
“This here hain’t war, its murder;
Say, fellow, have a heart!"
He caught their bullets in his teeth,
He ground ’em into clay,
He kicked their cannon right and
left;
That’s Andy Mellon's way.
He chased the crown prince up a
tree,
Broke Hindenburg's front line;
He smacked the shock troops on
the snoot,
And jumped across the Rhine,
“Don’t shoot!" the kaiser hollered,
“I surrender right away!”
The war it ended then and there;
That’s Andy Mellon’s way.
And now throughout our happy
land
Sweet peace and plenty dwell,
And every one is prosperous,
Lykell, lykell, lykell.
The soldiers they sell apples,
Reward enough we say;
For we must watch our stocks and
bonds;
That’s Andy Mellon’s way.
English Develop New
Train Control System
London—(UP)—During the last
year British railroads have devel
oped a system of automatic train
control. It is understood that the
main lines will be equipped during
the present year.
The system gives audible warning
of the state of the signals to the
engineer in his cab. It works con
tinously and when visibility is bad,
or there is fog, the driver is able to
“hear” his way.
At the present time one company
Is conducting magnetic automatic
train control tests for increasing
safety.
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“TRANSMITTING BRAIN’*
London—There will be no eaves
dropping on trans-Atlantic tele
phone conversation now as a result
of the invention of an electrical
“transmitting brain” and “translat
ing brain.” One machine takes a
telephone conversation and garbles
it so that an eavesdropper hears
nothing but gibberish. The other
rearranges the sounds into intel
ligible form.
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RAIN OF MUD
Paris—It seldom rains cats and
dogs here, but citizens received a
very unpleasant ducking recently
Ireland on Sound Basis.
Shaemas O'Sheel in CommonweaL
The Irish Free State is one of the
few European countries compara
tively prosperous. The national debt,
including bonds and other obliga
tions, amounts to £22,528.000. The
revenue from taxes for the fiscal
year 1929-30 was over £24,172,000.
Expenditure is kept well within re
ceipts. The place given to education
m the Free State budget is not
ible; in the estimates for the fis
cal year ending March 31, 1931, £4,
100,000 is ear marked for that serv
out of a total of £22,800.000.
The Irish budget has balanced from
he first. Meanwhile the adverse
Winners Iowa Pig Crop Contest
II
Use of a mature, big boned good type boar as shown in the upper left
hand picture, raising the pigs in movable hoghouses on clean pasture
as shown in the upper right hand picture and the use of mature sows
for breeding stock and properly balanced rations enabled Earl Colville,
Mahaska county farmer, to raise the hogs shown in the lower picture
and win first in the Iowa pig crop contest for 1930 conducted by the Ex
tension Service at Iowa State college. The hogs shown are cross-breds and
averaged 262.8 pounds at six months of age.
Extra Seeds Pay Dividends
The above farmer is happy because by increasing the amount of seed
used per acre from 10 bushels, which he had been using, to 20 bushels per
acre he increased the potato yield by 100 bushels per acre, according to
C. L. Fitch, vegetable specialist in the extension'service. At this rate 10
extra seed potatoes in the basket at the left produced the extra yield
shown in the basket on the right.
when it rained mud for several min
utes. A big black cloud hovered over
the city and let loose its torrent in
the form of red mud. It splashed
up cars, pedestrians and buildings.
In some places half an incll of the
mud remained on the streets. It
is said the mud came from the
Sahara desert, 1,500 miles away,
after being sucked up by a violent
storm.
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LUCKY “NUMBERS’*
Tokio—Telephone number brokers
trade balance has been reduced by
47 per cent. Property subject to in
come tax has increased by nearly
$25,000,000. The Free States credit
is of the highest. The national loan
bonds command a price of 105 in
the home market and are at a good
premium in Wall street. A recent
issue of agricultural credit bonds
was oversubscribed at 101 within an
hour.
The completion and instant suc
cess of the Shannon electrification
scheme is perhaps the brightest
achievement of an Irish govern
ment in Irish control. It was orig
inally thought that the second stage
of this development might have to
be initiated within 10 years of the
are operating in Japan to secure
telephone numbers desired by their
customers. If a subscriber is given
a number which he considers un
lucky, he sees his broker and that
worthy purchases his lucky number
for him. Some numbers in great de
mand bring from $300 to $3,000. The
unlucky numbers are generally as
signed to police stations.
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A paradise for cows la the way
county agents describe the large
acreage of velvet beans planted in
North Carolina.
completion of the first stage, but
in fact, work had to begin on the
second stage six months after the
current began to flow from the orig
inal plant. Cheap and abundant
electricity is available to all Tre
land.
Q. What population must a town
have before it is called a city? L.
G.
A. The bureau of the census says
that the population has nothing to
do with the matter of a town be
ing called a city. This is a matter
of state legislation. The post office
department says that a town must
have 10,000 population before It can
be given city mail delivery.
. Avoid so far as possible the places where f’u
1 germs are most likely to be spread; over
crowded cars and public meeting places;
overheated, stuffy rooms.
Be careful of close contact with others end
beware of all coughors and sneezers; breaihe
through the nose, get fresh air, but avoid
drafts or chilling.
Get lots of rest. Eat plenty of citrus fru'ts.
*4 Keep the bowels open. Take extra precau
tion to keep In good physical condition, ro
your system will have high resistance
against germs.
Above all, avoid catching colds. They
lower your resistance to the flu germ.
_ Ward them off. At ti;a first sign of any
cold, take Bayer Aspirin and temain in
doors if possible until your cold is gone.
If you have a sore throat, dissolve some
Bayer Aspirin tablets in water and gargle;
this will relieve the soreness and reduce the
Inflammation.
jpb If you have any reason to suspect even a
5 touch of flu, call your doctor at once.
Garfield T ea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stom
ach and intestinal
111. This good old
fashioned herb
home remedy for
c onstipation.
ills and
other derange
ments ot the sys
tem so prevalent these days U In
ev en greater favor as a family mod
leine than In your grandmother’s
day.
Wanted—A C’nanci
All the average man needs Is a
•hai.ee: once he Is given respniicihil
ity lie must have (lie opportunity to
■>e himself.—American .Magazine.
Sunshine""
—All Winter Lang
At the Foremost Desert Re»oit
of the West—marvelous climate —warm sunny
days—clear starlit nights —dry invigorating
air — splendid roads — gorgeous mountare
cenes finest hotels—the ideal wirier home
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IAct in Time!
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tome of it gets put Into law. health of its people.
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