Too Shy to Wed
Situated in the lovely fruit-growinj
district of the Cornish valley of tin
Tamar, Lundulph is said to be th»
shyest village in England. The yoani
folk there are so nervous of one an
other that there has been but on*
unrringe at the ancient parish churcl
within the past five years. Accordini
to the lector, the young men thinl
more about playing cricket than the;
Jo courting. A church warden is op
'jiuisilc enough to believe that ro
mnnce will return to the village li
fue course.
Girlhood
The trying time in a young girl'* life
is reached
when Nature
leads her un
certain steps
across the line
which divides
girlhood and
woman hood.
N eglect at this
critical period
is lately responsible for much of the
misery of women. Often there is need
of some safe, strengthening tonic to
overcome the languor, nervousness and
distress girls commonly experience at
this time. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Pre
scription soothes the nerves, encourages
the appetite and helps the entire wom
anly organism. It is purely herbal—
contains no narcotic, nor any harmful
ingredient. Druggists. Tablets or liquid.
Send Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., 10c
if you desire a trial pkg. of tablets.
Built to Latt
An Irish salesman was trying hit
hand at selling iron window sashes
nnd in recommending them to th*
DWiKlers he said:
"These sashes will last forever—
and nftenvnrd, if you have no furihei
ase for them, you can sell them fot
old Iron.”—Specialty Salesman.
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The Ideal
Vacation Land
Sunxhine All Winter M.tms
Splendid roads —towering xnounlaii
ranges—Highest type hotels—dry in
vigorating air —clear starlit nights —
California’s Foromos? Desert Playgrouni
Write Croo A ChtUOy
rtlm Spring
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Keep Your Temper
If you lose your temper and su;
things to people, and fume and fre
aiui everything, you won’t be a niet
old gentleman wlien you get old.—
Life.
“Eight years ago before my
last baby was born, I started
taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound. I got
such good results that I named
her Catherine Lydia. I have
six older children and five
grandchildren, too. I am 44,
but people tell me i look much
younger. I am now taking the
Vegetable Compound again
because of my age. I eat and
sleep better and I do. all my
housework, and my washing. I
will do my best to answer let
ters.”—Mrs. H. Dolhonde, 63x8
York St'.NewOrleans, Louisiana.
Lydia E, Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
LytiU E, Pinlktunju^eJ. Co,. Lynn, Mass.
6I0UX CITY PTG. CO, NO. 9-1930.
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Men Should Discard Heavy Wardrobe
\n Summer, to Guard Their Sanity
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If man would only realize what a wide variety of ab
surdities he indulges in during the torrid period of
the year, simply because ha allows the heat to “get”
him in his all - wool-and-a-yard-wide suits, he would
taka a tip from women, who need only a hint of a
hot spell to reduca their clothing to its lowest pos
sible weight. Dorothy Sebastian, left, knows what
uha'a about. One of her hot waather favoritos is
trio sleeveless frock of rose colored silk. Fay Wray,
center, is wearing a snappy dress of fifty years ago*
demonstrating the typr of costume that was popular
for summer wear, and, just to show you that women
have, ct least, “grown up” since that period of un
healthful garments, Doris Hill, right, appears in •
nifty little printed silk costume, which is the coolest
of out-fits and guaranteed to kocp one sane while tho
mercury rises.
(International Illustrated N.-ws)
Advised to Fcilcw Ex
ample Set by Women
in Hot Weather
TAKE it easy while the
mercury vaults into the
nineties. It you don't you
may wake up some steaming
morning behind iron bars or in
a psychopatic ward. If you
happen to be a male whose ir
ritability rises with the temper
ature, keep under a shower.
Most Important of all, however,
la to dress, rather undress, in pro
portion with the dpgreo of heat.
Kvcn a ICO per cent stable nund,
which sclent .'.•its believe to be prac
tically non-existent In ‘he turbu
lence of moilsru life, becomes sub
ject to delirium from heat exhaus
tion under a pure wool serga suit.
In civilized countries we seldom
hear of people being crazed by the
cold. Science has made it possible
for even the poorest man to pro
tect himself from the cold. All our
buildings are heated; we can put
clothes on our bodies and eat food
which adds to tho bodily heat.
By 'the same token, then, people
should reduce the amount of cloth
ing they wear in the summer time.
Women have been quite sane In this
respect. In the spring they begin
to reduce the weight of their cloth
ing and continue gradually to do so
until the summer finds them wear
ing the minimum number of gar
menta provided by the statute! and
common decency.
tut men—do men follow the ex*
ample of their women folk? They
do not. So-called Intelligent, civ
ilized men continue to walk the hot
pavements of our city streets In
nice, hot, woolen suits, some even
including the close-fitting vests, and
can’t Imagine why they are feeling
the heat sol
Heat exhaustion Is no respecter
of persons, and therefore does not
appreciate the well-known male su
periority. Small wonder, then, that
men are the mo3t chronic com
plainants of hot weather.
Mark Twain once said: “Every
body complains about the weather,
but nobody docs anything about It."
Tills Is so applicable to men that
the humorist should have specified
them In his axiom.
\'irb Experts Fooled
By Synthetic Pearls
PARIS- —A secret process
iy which, it is asserted, ordinary
notation pearls, after being steeped
n various solutions, look so much
ike real ones as to deceive the
oest judges, led to the arrest of its
discoverer, a young Hindoo, Ral
'hand Abehuland.
Together with a Jewel broker,
'Nicholas Sfeir, he is charged with
Mysterious Rays to
Guard London Relies
LONDON —Invisible rays
ivill draw a magic circle as potent
is those in fairytales around a
priceless collection of silver and
historical relics, when they are ex
hibited at Seaford House, the resi
ience of Lord and Lady Howard de
Walden in Belgrave Square, in aid
4 Queen Charlotte’s Hospital
No theif can penetrate its circum
’erence without risking immediate
detection, for if anyone crosses the
making and selling imitation pearls,
which the two represented as real.
One Paris dealer stated he paid
$8,000 for some of these synthetic
pearls.
■
BEFORE SANTA CLAUS
London—What is thought to be a
child’s top over 4,000 years old has
been unearthed during the excava
tions on an encampment at Ton
bridge. It is a miniature weapon,
made of flint and is said to have
been used either for playing sol
path of the Invisible ray, alarms
automatically ring all over the
house.
The "radivisor,” as the invention
is called, involves an Ingenuous
harnessing of electric currents to
act as mysterious hidden guardians.
The apparatus Is arranged so that
the Invisible rays proceed from
secret places in a room and act on
sensitive solenium cells, also hid
den from view, thus forming elec
tric currents.
As soon as anyone even a mouse,
crreses the path of the invl able
ray, the circuit is broken aad the
dicrs or for teaching seif defense
Ire is thought to have been mad*
during the Iron age.
IT’S ALL ATMOSPHERE
London- Mr. Maurice Dekokra Is
a wanderer as well as a noted au
thor. To keep up the wandering
atmosphere, he ha3 a house and
furniture decorated to represent a
Pullman car, a yacht and a sub
marine. In the submarine rooms is
a cocktail bar arranged around a
wheel and periscope.
alarm bells ring. The in ention can
also be arranged so that bells will
ring on a closed door as soon as
tr.e door handle ts turned.
The treasures which will be so
carefully guarded will includ® a
number of relics ol Mary Queen of
Scots The exhibition will be opened
on May 1 by the Duchess of York.
Princess Marie Louise ts president
of the executive committee.
Q How is a marcel iron temp
ered? N. S. H.
A. First heat to a high degiee,
and dip It In olive oil. rinse in luke
warm water and it is ready for uae
by
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COLIC
A utlirfa!
Los* o»*“?L~
A cry in the night may be the
first warning that Eahy has colic.
No cause for alarm if Castoria 13
handy ! Tins pure vegetable prep
aration brings quick comfort, and
can never do the slightest harm.
Always keep a bottle in the house.
It is the safe and sensible thing
when children are ailing. Whether
it’s the stomach, or the little
bowels; colic or constipation; or
diarrhea. When tiny tongues are
coated, or the breath is bad.
Whenever there’s need of gentle
regulation. Children love the
taste of Castoria, and its mildness
makes it suitable for the tiniest
infant, and for frequent use.
And a more liberal dose of
Castoria is always better for
growing children than some need
lessly strong medicine meant only
for adult use. Genuine Castoria
always has Chas. H. Fletcher’s
signature on the wrapper. Pre
scribed by doctors I
Engineers Still Seek
Fog-Penetrating Light
In spite nf endless research it ml e*
perl men t by Illuminating engineers for
« light which will penelriite fog mid
which Rvlutors mid ship caplains cttn
see to help guide them through the
mist, none Ims yet been found, said
R. K. Carlson of the Westinghouse
I.nmp company, in a recent tails In
Chicago.
For fog penetration the difference
between ordinary Incandescent lamps
and neon lamps, often claimed to lie
plainly visible In fog, Is not great
enough to measure within close lim
its. Fog lights, mounted low to reduce
blinding reflections and back glare,
such ns some now In use In Oregon,
were cited ns being as helpful to avia
tors In a fog as any now known.—
Kansas City Star's Science Service.
And, Out He Went I
He—If we can’t agree, we'll divide
the house. You take one side and I’ll
take the other. Take your choice.
She—Oh, I'll take the inside.
The things that are really for thee
gravitate to thee.
One Use for Old Automobiles
Harry Hailey, a furniture manufac
turer In Honolulu, tells what pine
apple plantation owners are doing with
wrecked and junked automobiles. Thu
pineapple requires Its Iron every day
us n stimulant. So to make a solution
of Iron oxide parts of old cars are
melted In a hath of acid and the oxide
thus obtained used as n spray for tie*
tropical fruit.—Tacoma Ledger.
Always the Best
l.ad.v at Hardware Counter—I want
some nails.
Clerk—Wlmt kind—S penny, 10-pen
ny, 12-penny?
Lady—Hive me the 12-penny. I al
ways take the best.—Specialty Sales
man.
Alfalfa $8, Red Clover $.8, Sweet
Clover and Timothy per huolieL
Mullmll, Sioux City, Iowa.—Adv,
The Reminder
“My actor-brother will he over to
dinner." “That reminds me, I've got
to get some linrn."
Some think pursuing nn enemy Is
pursuing happiness.
ed less
• Pain f
People are often too patient with pain.
Suffering when there is no need to suf
' fer. Shopping with a head that throbs.
Working though they ache all over.
And Bayer Aspirin would bring im
mediate relief!
The best time to take Bayer Aspirin
is the moment you first feel the pain.
Why postpone relief until the pain has
reached its height? Why hesitate to
take anything so harmless?
Read the proven directions for check
ing colds, easing a sore throat; relieving
headaches and the pain3 of neuralgia,
neuritis, rheumatism, etc.
You can always count on its quick
comfort. But if pain is of frequent
recurrence see a doctor as to its cause.
BAYER ASPIRIN
Aayiria la the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture ol Moaoacoticaddaster ol SaiicylicadiJ
Their Position
Tourist—About what is the popu
In I ion of tli is place?
Native—The depot.
When the wolves pursue, the sheep
always run; but it Is a bad state of
affairs In any city.
Another Question
“Several banks have suspended oa
account of frozen assets."
“Don’t they heat these banks?”
In the village if you don’t have tha
same bedtime as the others, everybody
knows it. I
Conceal scuffs
this easy way
A touch or two of the dauber conceals scuffs like magic.
Color is restored uniformly to faded shoes. More than
jo long-life shines—fo cents. Colors for black, brown,
tan and whits shoe*—a neutral polish for others.
BARTON'S
DyanShinE
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