Too Shy to Wed Situated in the lovely fruit-growinj district of the Cornish valley of tin Tamar, Lundulph is said to be th» shyest village in England. The yoani folk there are so nervous of one an other that there has been but on* unrringe at the ancient parish churcl within the past five years. Accordini to the lector, the young men thinl more about playing cricket than the; Jo courting. A church warden is op 'jiuisilc enough to believe that ro mnnce will return to the village li fue course. Girlhood The trying time in a young girl'* life is reached when Nature leads her un certain steps across the line which divides girlhood and woman hood. N eglect at this critical period is lately responsible for much of the misery of women. Often there is need of some safe, strengthening tonic to overcome the languor, nervousness and distress girls commonly experience at this time. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Pre scription soothes the nerves, encourages the appetite and helps the entire wom anly organism. It is purely herbal— contains no narcotic, nor any harmful ingredient. Druggists. Tablets or liquid. Send Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., 10c if you desire a trial pkg. of tablets. Built to Latt An Irish salesman was trying hit hand at selling iron window sashes nnd in recommending them to th* DWiKlers he said: "These sashes will last forever— and nftenvnrd, if you have no furihei ase for them, you can sell them fot old Iron.”—Specialty Salesman. COUCHS First dose soolhcs In stant/v. Relief GUAR ANTEED, KJL Boschee’s At all druggists S y ruip The Ideal Vacation Land Sunxhine All Winter M.tms Splendid roads —towering xnounlaii ranges—Highest type hotels—dry in vigorating air —clear starlit nights — California’s Foromos? Desert Playgrouni Write Croo A ChtUOy rtlm Spring t' \0,t I'OltM t Keep Your Temper If you lose your temper and su; things to people, and fume and fre aiui everything, you won’t be a niet old gentleman wlien you get old.— Life. “Eight years ago before my last baby was born, I started taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. I got such good results that I named her Catherine Lydia. I have six older children and five grandchildren, too. I am 44, but people tell me i look much younger. I am now taking the Vegetable Compound again because of my age. I eat and sleep better and I do. all my housework, and my washing. I will do my best to answer let ters.”—Mrs. H. Dolhonde, 63x8 York St'.NewOrleans, Louisiana. Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound LytiU E, Pinlktunju^eJ. Co,. Lynn, Mass. 6I0UX CITY PTG. CO, NO. 9-1930. By William* Out Our Way sJkL HE^/ \A pH. LET€> ste. vajhat »t 1*S VOO F?c ANVlHlN* V IM A SKOP »E> \jW& ©vjTTeF? ( ON A HOT Kn\FE voo'ee always -AM E^JW/ 000/ vnamT^ -To *TT-V COCV/OO WORKin', BoT eON'ESOCW E-'.^vE f O vJ *=*C. ' ^ ' i p\CV<)M OP WHERE j wiHO VVANiTb TD vou left or-F HEE-HEE* "TFWM -fo RAFFLE OFF A C 00/00 CLOCK Am — MAM CiOMe. HCXk. U S. MT. OTtt O 1930 BY NCA BCRVICE. >MC. - TV\E R£“tvJP?NJ EMGA(aEM£NT '*5 *wsj V. Men Should Discard Heavy Wardrobe \n Summer, to Guard Their Sanity Ok. ■*. X If man would only realize what a wide variety of ab surdities he indulges in during the torrid period of the year, simply because ha allows the heat to “get” him in his all - wool-and-a-yard-wide suits, he would taka a tip from women, who need only a hint of a hot spell to reduca their clothing to its lowest pos sible weight. Dorothy Sebastian, left, knows what uha'a about. One of her hot waather favoritos is trio sleeveless frock of rose colored silk. Fay Wray, center, is wearing a snappy dress of fifty years ago* demonstrating the typr of costume that was popular for summer wear, and, just to show you that women have, ct least, “grown up” since that period of un healthful garments, Doris Hill, right, appears in • nifty little printed silk costume, which is the coolest of out-fits and guaranteed to kocp one sane while tho mercury rises. (International Illustrated N.-ws) Advised to Fcilcw Ex ample Set by Women in Hot Weather TAKE it easy while the mercury vaults into the nineties. It you don't you may wake up some steaming morning behind iron bars or in a psychopatic ward. If you happen to be a male whose ir ritability rises with the temper ature, keep under a shower. Most Important of all, however, la to dress, rather undress, in pro portion with the dpgreo of heat. Kvcn a ICO per cent stable nund, which sclent .'.•its believe to be prac tically non-existent In ‘he turbu lence of moilsru life, becomes sub ject to delirium from heat exhaus tion under a pure wool serga suit. In civilized countries we seldom hear of people being crazed by the cold. Science has made it possible for even the poorest man to pro tect himself from the cold. All our buildings are heated; we can put clothes on our bodies and eat food which adds to tho bodily heat. By 'the same token, then, people should reduce the amount of cloth ing they wear in the summer time. Women have been quite sane In this respect. In the spring they begin to reduce the weight of their cloth ing and continue gradually to do so until the summer finds them wear ing the minimum number of gar menta provided by the statute! and common decency. tut men—do men follow the ex* ample of their women folk? They do not. So-called Intelligent, civ ilized men continue to walk the hot pavements of our city streets In nice, hot, woolen suits, some even including the close-fitting vests, and can’t Imagine why they are feeling the heat sol Heat exhaustion Is no respecter of persons, and therefore does not appreciate the well-known male su periority. Small wonder, then, that men are the mo3t chronic com plainants of hot weather. Mark Twain once said: “Every body complains about the weather, but nobody docs anything about It." Tills Is so applicable to men that the humorist should have specified them In his axiom. \'irb Experts Fooled By Synthetic Pearls PARIS- —A secret process iy which, it is asserted, ordinary notation pearls, after being steeped n various solutions, look so much ike real ones as to deceive the oest judges, led to the arrest of its discoverer, a young Hindoo, Ral 'hand Abehuland. Together with a Jewel broker, 'Nicholas Sfeir, he is charged with Mysterious Rays to Guard London Relies LONDON —Invisible rays ivill draw a magic circle as potent is those in fairytales around a priceless collection of silver and historical relics, when they are ex hibited at Seaford House, the resi ience of Lord and Lady Howard de Walden in Belgrave Square, in aid 4 Queen Charlotte’s Hospital No theif can penetrate its circum ’erence without risking immediate detection, for if anyone crosses the making and selling imitation pearls, which the two represented as real. One Paris dealer stated he paid $8,000 for some of these synthetic pearls. ■ BEFORE SANTA CLAUS London—What is thought to be a child’s top over 4,000 years old has been unearthed during the excava tions on an encampment at Ton bridge. It is a miniature weapon, made of flint and is said to have been used either for playing sol path of the Invisible ray, alarms automatically ring all over the house. The "radivisor,” as the invention is called, involves an Ingenuous harnessing of electric currents to act as mysterious hidden guardians. The apparatus Is arranged so that the Invisible rays proceed from secret places in a room and act on sensitive solenium cells, also hid den from view, thus forming elec tric currents. As soon as anyone even a mouse, crreses the path of the invl able ray, the circuit is broken aad the dicrs or for teaching seif defense Ire is thought to have been mad* during the Iron age. IT’S ALL ATMOSPHERE London- Mr. Maurice Dekokra Is a wanderer as well as a noted au thor. To keep up the wandering atmosphere, he ha3 a house and furniture decorated to represent a Pullman car, a yacht and a sub marine. In the submarine rooms is a cocktail bar arranged around a wheel and periscope. alarm bells ring. The in ention can also be arranged so that bells will ring on a closed door as soon as tr.e door handle ts turned. The treasures which will be so carefully guarded will includ® a number of relics ol Mary Queen of Scots The exhibition will be opened on May 1 by the Duchess of York. Princess Marie Louise ts president of the executive committee. Q How is a marcel iron temp ered? N. S. H. A. First heat to a high degiee, and dip It In olive oil. rinse in luke warm water and it is ready for uae by hitf ff p COLIC A utlirfa! Los* o»*“?L~ A cry in the night may be the first warning that Eahy has colic. No cause for alarm if Castoria 13 handy ! Tins pure vegetable prep aration brings quick comfort, and can never do the slightest harm. Always keep a bottle in the house. It is the safe and sensible thing when children are ailing. Whether it’s the stomach, or the little bowels; colic or constipation; or diarrhea. When tiny tongues are coated, or the breath is bad. Whenever there’s need of gentle regulation. Children love the taste of Castoria, and its mildness makes it suitable for the tiniest infant, and for frequent use. And a more liberal dose of Castoria is always better for growing children than some need lessly strong medicine meant only for adult use. Genuine Castoria always has Chas. H. Fletcher’s signature on the wrapper. Pre scribed by doctors I Engineers Still Seek Fog-Penetrating Light In spite nf endless research it ml e* perl men t by Illuminating engineers for « light which will penelriite fog mid which Rvlutors mid ship caplains cttn see to help guide them through the mist, none Ims yet been found, said R. K. Carlson of the Westinghouse I.nmp company, in a recent tails In Chicago. For fog penetration the difference between ordinary Incandescent lamps and neon lamps, often claimed to lie plainly visible In fog, Is not great enough to measure within close lim its. Fog lights, mounted low to reduce blinding reflections and back glare, such ns some now In use In Oregon, were cited ns being as helpful to avia tors In a fog as any now known.— Kansas City Star's Science Service. And, Out He Went I He—If we can’t agree, we'll divide the house. You take one side and I’ll take the other. Take your choice. She—Oh, I'll take the inside. The things that are really for thee gravitate to thee. One Use for Old Automobiles Harry Hailey, a furniture manufac turer In Honolulu, tells what pine apple plantation owners are doing with wrecked and junked automobiles. Thu pineapple requires Its Iron every day us n stimulant. So to make a solution of Iron oxide parts of old cars are melted In a hath of acid and the oxide thus obtained used as n spray for tie* tropical fruit.—Tacoma Ledger. Always the Best l.ad.v at Hardware Counter—I want some nails. Clerk—Wlmt kind—S penny, 10-pen ny, 12-penny? Lady—Hive me the 12-penny. I al ways take the best.—Specialty Sales man. 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