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Cattle—Hogs—Sheep
Sioux City Stock Yards
Specialist at Fault. ,j
“Stand back. The master detective
is now scanning th^ window sill wlthi
a magnifying glass.”
“But,” protested the mild little mm i
“I live across the street and 1 lodged |
this complaint.”
. “Well?”
“Do you suppose it would hurt (he
great detective’s feelings if I were to
tell him lie’s not only scanning the
wrong window sill, but lie’s in the,
wrong house?”—Birmingham Age-Her
ald.
A Compliment.
"What do you think of our city, Mr.,
Newcome?” asked Hie landlord of the
tavern at Grudge, who was distended'
with local pride.
"Well,” replied the guest, who was
evidently of a pessimistic turn of mind,
“it seems to me that the hogs wallow
ing in the puddles along Main street
look as healthy and contented us any
swine T have seen similarly occupied
anywhere.”—Kansas City Star.’
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Classification.
We had but recently moved into the
town, writes a correspondent, and I
went to church on Sunday, accom
panied by my daughter.
After the services the minister
rushed to the door to shake hands
with us, and said to Hilda: “And
why didn’t you bring your daddy with
you ?”
.She replied, “Oh, he’s home taking
care of brother. He doesn't care for
churches or picture shows, anyway.”
Time to Quit.
This one from t lie* Flash, published
l*y the Merchants Heat and Light com
pany :
Harry Warren, five-year-old son of
15. A. Distier, came around the other
day when the hitter was singing tiie
baby to sleep. "She's almost uncon
scious, isn’t she?" lie inquired. “Yes,”
said daddy. “Well, then,” said young
Harry, “you better quit singing or
you’ll kill her.”—Detroit Free Press.
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“The Ingersoll Watch is bankrupt.”
This news will bring earnest sym
pathy to Robert H. and Charles H.
Ingerscli. These brothers employed
thousands of workers, paid millions
lr wages, distributed American goods,
and proved American ingenuity all
ever the face of the globe. The na
tion's sympathy and friendship are
with them. May the Ingersolls come
out of this trouble and build up big
ger than ever. The name, at least,
will not fail.
The National City, greatest bank
in America, will accept small sav
ings accounts and pay compound in
terest, 3% per cent, on }5 or more.
That is good business and good com
mon sense. Those interested in sta
bility are wise to encourage saving.
Every man with a bank account
or a piece of real estate is different
from the man without either. France
has more than 6,000,000 owners of
land in her small population. Those
land owners are the backbone of
French stability.
When Charles XII took his sma'l
trmy into Russia, walking!
Poland and through tMtf jJVjssian
hordes as a knife goes tjlrb ig'a but
ter, every man that hft t o’k with
him owned land in Sflpr £70. And
every man would haveKi* *3 if nec
essary, fighting to get ’ tek there.
Whoever runs the Xatjftgr i City Bank
ts doing other indljopti ils a favor
when he encouragejjgp crowd to
find out HOW rapidly money grows
if you let it out . at compound in
terest.
John D. Rockefel' -T says: "When
young I did not nerely work for
mcney, but also If - money work for
me." He dldjtt f id is very solvent.
In Auburaip- .son lives a fat girl
baby "named'4! loria Odell. She had
a little Cffr' itmas tree this year,
i« well untfF ippy, because she is with
her mother That mother helped the
father to murder a man who had
wronged the mother in her girlhood.
The fat’ier was executed. The moth
tr.ls Jr. jail for 20 years.
Neat Christmas the girl baby will
be out Of prison. The law does not
fSti’ojr a child more than 2 years old
r * j,;stay in prison, and the little girl’s
H(je*t Christmas will be spent in a
pi iitjlic institution. She will not be
»rj|;gtat or as happyv next Christmas
S'.s She is now. The Christmas after
Ujhnt will be uncertain; the child may
spend it in heaven.
‘ The, prison baby is not wasting her
life. hi. Christmas day all the wom
en convicts paraded past her. Some
cried; ail wished he? a merry Christ
mas. She may have done aa much
good on Christmas day as any ffee
man or woman.
What do you think of the law that
will put her in an institution which
is another prison, taking her from
thi mother who would care for her
better than anyone else? To sen
tence a baby to separation from the
mother is severe. It could not stay
in prison 20 years, of course. Early
death, or colorless life in an insti
tution is the truly “civilized” alter
native.
Fred Stone, in his entertaining
“Tip Top,” is told that "au revoir"
means "boodbye” in French. "Well,”
says he, "wood alcohol means good
bye in any language."
That delights the audience, but it
is something more than witticism in
our prohibition country. Frank Tif
fany bought half a pint of “whisky”
on Christmas day and divided the
half pint with his brother, John. Tho
Bcxt day both were dead. It was
"goodbye" for them.
Prohibitionists officially ask news
papers and theaters to suppress jokes
referring to prohibition. Will the pro
hibition directors first make less of
a joke of prohibition?
One of the best prohibition joke3
is the use of the prohibition club over
timid congressmen, compelling them
to forbid doctors' prescribing beer for
their patients, while allowing whisky
—as much as the doctors choose.
Peer is a food; whisky is a poison.
The kind of prohibition that allows
whisky and forbids beer will remain
a joke.
* _
What is courage? Is It as cour
eieous to ride in the charge at Ba
lecklava, with trumpets blowing and
thousands looking on. as to jump into
the sea after a friend, with no one
looking on? Howard B. Cross, doc
tor of the Rockefeller institute, rep
resents real courage, and will live in
memory as a hero, whatever may
happen to others. He went to Mexi
co to study and fight yellow fever
at Tuxtepec. where fever exists all
the year around. He died of yellow
fever. When be w'ent to do the work
there were no bands playing, no uni
forms, no medals, or high rewards.
He knew it was probable that he
would die. Greater love hath no man
than this, that he lay down his life
for his friend. So it is written, and
dying to help that vague thing, the
"huniai. race," requires a very Spe
i ial kind of courage.
It seems sort of hard luck that
Senator Lodge, whose sincerity has
so often been called Into question,
was designated to explain the four
power treaty, and in doing so said
nolbing about the fact that the dele
gates had agreed that It would ap
ply to the main islands of Japan.
Oregon residents are raising funds for
the erection of a monument over the
grave of Homer Davenport, the cartoon
ist, who was buried at his birthplace,
Milverton, Ore
A SEPARATE SUBMARINE
CONFERENCE.
IT well may be that the submar
ine question upon which tho
Washington conference is ap
parently deadlocked will have to go
ever for further consideration at
some future international gathering
at which more nations will be repre
sented. M. Sarraut, leader of tho
French delegation, indicated ample
grounds for such action when he
pointed out that even if the govern
ments attending the Washington
conference should agree on a cur
tailment of submarine strength such
agreement would not be binding
upon the rest of the nations; and,
cince the submarine is a compara
tively inexpensive craft, there would
be nothing to prevent smaller na
tions from building submersible
forces more powerful than those
possessed by the big fellows.
There ts no gainsaying the fores
of this argument; nor can one deny
that it makes evident the wisdom
behind the plans for some sort of
organization like the League of Na
tions or President Harding's "asso
ciation'' of nations. When one begins
to consider the nations which ought
to be represented at the proposed
submarine conference, one is struck
with the fact that practically every
independent country with an outlet
to the sea should be included. To
leave one out would be only to In
vite trouble.
And as it is with submarines so it
is with other questions. The use
of poison gas and airplanes, for in
stance, to point out only armament
matter: noon which world agreement
Is advisable. *nd this is to leave
out altogether such matters as the
stabilizing of foreign exchange, *he
fixing of a world wide monetary
standard, the formulating of inter
national copyright and patent laws,
world campaigns against famine and
pestilence, all of which matters
should preferably be discussed at
world gatherings.
It is to be regretted that all which
lias been accomplished so far at the
Washington conference seems to
have as its primary aim the mere
reduction of expenses. The building
of capital ships and the maintenance
of armed neutrality in the far east
cost a lot of money. So these things
have been cut down. But poison
gas, airplanes, and submarines are
cheap, and the nations are loath to
part with them. When will a man
be considered before the dollar?
Favorable Signs.
From the Indianapolis News.
The recent rise in exchange, the im
provement in the bond market, the de
crease in the number of unemployed and
Jhe awakening interest even at this
early day in next year's building opera
tions are all favorable signs. A few
days ago Secretary Hoover said that
though the situation in Europe was had,
the outlook was much less gloomy than
.: ,Jh generally supposed. Word comes
from troth London and Parts that busi
ness men anti haqkers feel the tide has
turned—or at least f.r turning—and the
feeling in both capitals' ic distinctly
cheerful.
Not tile least inspiring and helpful in
fluence is the belief of other nations—
abundantly justified—that America Is
not going to stand aside and allow the
world to go to tlie devil in its own way,
hut is, on the contrary, going to do her
part in the great tvork that* must lie
done if ruin is to he averted. Finally,
the American people have recovered
their vision. There is much yet to be
done, hut we have made a beginning,
The world yet has a long way to go,
hut it is on the way.
Noise For the Movies.
From the Scientific American.
How to imitate, simply and effectively,
the many sounds suggested by activities
represented in motion picture presenta
tions, is a matter of interest. The ex
hibitor knows that, if the vision of the
prowling lion can be accompanied at
critical moments with a realistic roar
or two, the audience will be much bet
ter entertained and thrilled than if the
picture were allowed to pass silently.
The heroine is held by her enemies, but
the rescuing hero is fast approaching on
horseback. If the regular thud. thud,
of the coming horse can be rendered
true to reality, then an added satisfac
tion will be given to what the eye sees.
Such audible accompaniments have
been successfully used upon the regular
stage, so one need not wonder that
niov'tig picture people are following this
leaC. In fact, we may expect a greater
development of the imitation of sounds
on behalf of tlie "movies,” because such
sounds are urgently needed to intensify
the effects produced by the pictures.
Retrospection.
I stand with Time upon the planet’s
brink,
While Fancy unwinds her films—a
flashing spool:
Boyhood is marbling near the old red
school;
And in the marshes the happy bobolink
Sings to the reeds, pausing to dine and
drink;
Young April’s voice is crying "April
fool
Bright Is the cowslip’s gold, and bog
gy-cool
The Pasque-flowers wet with glorious
sun-gems wink;
Falls night, the hour of Y’outh, and love
in-shadows:
What heart alive but breathes the
lover’s tale?
Soft winds are whispering to the tender
willows.
And whet, from England’s shores
sweet thoughts prevail
I hear again what to his Nightingale
Sang Adonais through the Kilbourne
meadows!
-Robert Cary, in Pearson’s Magazine.
A True Economist.
From Harper's Magazine.
He was an ingenious and ingenuous
small boy. "Mother." he said on one
occasion, "will you wash my face?”
"Why, Hugh, can’t you do that?"
"Yes. mother, I can, but I'll have ft
wet my hands, and they don't need it.”
Off Guard.
From London Sketch.
Mother-My dear boy, I’m simply de
lighted to think you’re to be my sonin
law.
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Why Pretty Young Artist Has Decided
to Celebrate Her Birthday for
Years to Come.
"I had a birthday recently,” said the
pretty young Artist to the Business
Woman, when they met for luncheon.
“And the results were most pleasing."
“Gracious,” said (lie Business Wom
an, “I thought you told me Inst year
it was positively your last; mine come
and go, and I’ve gotten to that stage
where I really am in ignorance of tiie
date.”
“I had f fanned to let November 20
patss and not even think of it. But I
suddenly nvellzed I needed so many
tilings, like Ifiuvdkorchiefs, hose,
gloves, etc.—things tluif somehow go
with 1 irthdays. 1 had an inspiratfo.v—
a lovely, practical one. I’m the young
est of a 1 ig family—so I typed on note
■paper a subtle reminder, my name, No
vember 20, 1807, and my present nd
'dress—you see, nothing but sugges
tion! It worked beautifully—every
day for a week I’ve been getting some
thing. I’ve decided it’s silly to give
up birthdays—expect to keep mine
every year.”—New York Sun.
Autos Named, 1 ike Boats.
Autos in Paris are beginning to dis
pute yachts of the sen and fleet horses
of Hie tracks the right to individual
ities of their own. Here and there one
sees an imposing car bearing on the
J radiator the name chosen by the own
(er, perhaps fanciful, perhaps that of
some dear one, and the fad is rapidly
becoming popular. Names of persons
'thus far are more often seen Ilian those
'of poetical, historical or literary al
lusion, and already the new fashion
1 is giving rise to good nature ! gossip.
Smack That Child.
A mother was reproving her little
six-.venr-old girl for being naughty.
; “If you are so tiresome and dis
agreeable,” she said, “you will not be
I loved, and when you grow up your
j friends will be few.”
j The child replied at once:
1 “I shall not want any friends, for
! I shall get. married.”
| “Oil, no,” replied mother, “you will
| not get married if you are disagree
able, for gentlemen are particular.”
! After a short pause, the little girl
j remarked:
I “Well, mummy, I don't think daddy
1 was particular.”
Utilizing a Calumny.
“Your enemies are now saying Hint
! you eat with your knife and use had
1 grammar.”
“Don’t contradict ’em,” cautioned
; Senator Sorghum. Out our way a
great many people do the same thing,
■and the effect will he to convince ’em
that I am not trying to act stylish or
pose as u highbrow.”
By Telephone.
Geraldine—I’m so glad to hear your
voice.
Gerald—Thank you, dear.
Geraldine--I mean ut this distance.
—New York Sun.
THINK UNCLE SAM FAIR GAME
Postmaster Asserts That Even the
Best Class of Citizens Will At
tempt to Cheat Him.
“Many good people,” said The post
master, “try to client the (rost. Clergy
men, you know, will smuggle. Well,
I’ve caught missionaries fllm-llammlng
the post office.
“A missionary In .Spain used to send
thick bundles of Spanish newspapers
to Ills sister. Inside the newspapers
would he hidden kid "gloves, boxes of
sardines, fine Spanish embroideries,
letters, all kinds of tilings.
“There’s a deacon In tills town who
can't see a poorly canceled stamp but
lie must peel it oft the envelope, wash
it and use it again. Of course, we al
ways bowl lilm out.
■Thn worst game ever tried on us,
though, wfrsr .'he work of a professional
revivalist. lie tdofr up old, canceled
postcurd, scratched out {fit- ••upcella
tion marks with a sharp knife, wh/iv*
his message on a piece of paper that
lie pasted on the card's reverse side,
niul then Iried to send tlie tiling
through tlie mails.
“All these people arc good people.
Good people, as I said before—peo
ple who wouldn’t steal a cent—are
continually tempted to cheat tlie cus
toms and tlie post."—Detroit Free
Fress.
The Opportunity.
Jn lids world tlie one tiling su
premely wortli having is tlie opportu
nity to do worthily a piece of work,
-tlie doing of which is of vital conse
quence to tlie welfare of mankind.—
Koosevelt.
Man Is patient when lie must lie.
Now the ‘‘Hydro-Glider.’’
A new ‘hydro-glider” just completed
on the west coast is described in l’op
ulnr Mechanics Magazine. It is said
to provide all the thrill and speed ol
a hydroplane gliding over the surfnce
of the ocean, in fact. It amounts prac
tically to a flying boat without wings,
and is driven over the surface of the
water by an air-propeller motor at a
speed of sixty miles an hour.
MOTHER! OPEN
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CHILD’S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
l’our little one will love the “fruity”
taste of “California Fig Syrup” even if
constipated, bilious, irritable, feverish,
1 or full of cold. A teaspoonful never
I falls to cleanse the liver and bowels.
In a few hours you can see for your
self bow thoroughly It works all the
bile, and undigested food out of
the bowe.’s ami you have a well, play
ful child again.
Millions of mothers kt^y> “California
Fig Syrup” handy. They knotf « tea
spoonful today saves a sick child to
morrow. Ask your druggist for genu
ine “California Fig Syrup,” which has
directions for babies and children of
all ages printed on bottle. Mother!
You must say “California” or you may
get an imitation tig syrup.—Advertise
ment.
Some people are so methodical that
they expect oven their opportunities
to travel on schedule lime.
If men had the courage of their con
victions there would be more con
victs.
WARNING I Say “Bayer" when you buy Aspirin.
Unless you see the name “Bayer" on tablets, you are
not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians
over 22 years and proved safe by millions for
Colds Headache Rheumatism ,
Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis
Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain
Accept only “Bayer” package which contains proper directions.
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