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The master detective is now scanning th^ window sill wlthi a magnifying glass.” “But,” protested the mild little mm i “I live across the street and 1 lodged | this complaint.” . “Well?” “Do you suppose it would hurt (he great detective’s feelings if I were to tell him lie’s not only scanning the wrong window sill, but lie’s in the, wrong house?”—Birmingham Age-Her ald. A Compliment. "What do you think of our city, Mr., Newcome?” asked Hie landlord of the tavern at Grudge, who was distended' with local pride. "Well,” replied the guest, who was evidently of a pessimistic turn of mind, “it seems to me that the hogs wallow ing in the puddles along Main street look as healthy and contented us any swine T have seen similarly occupied anywhere.”—Kansas City Star.’ — Classification. We had but recently moved into the town, writes a correspondent, and I went to church on Sunday, accom panied by my daughter. After the services the minister rushed to the door to shake hands with us, and said to Hilda: “And why didn’t you bring your daddy with you ?” .She replied, “Oh, he’s home taking care of brother. He doesn't care for churches or picture shows, anyway.” Time to Quit. This one from t lie* Flash, published l*y the Merchants Heat and Light com pany : Harry Warren, five-year-old son of 15. A. Distier, came around the other day when the hitter was singing tiie baby to sleep. "She's almost uncon scious, isn’t she?" lie inquired. “Yes,” said daddy. “Well, then,” said young Harry, “you better quit singing or you’ll kill her.”—Detroit Free Press. ALL MEN AND WOMEN When in Need of a Tonic Should Start on the Road to Wellville by Following This Advice Davenport, Iowa—“Dr. Pierce’s med icines have given my family the utmost satisfaction for the past fifteen years. 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A 4 4 half hour later you get up, cheer- 4 4 ful and optimistic, refreshed in 4 4 mind and body. Suppose you 4 4 shaved about once a week, bathed 4 4 every other week, slept between 4 4 dirty blankets in a room with 4 4 five other men, ate greasy, badly 4 4 cooked food, and worked In a 4 4 shop that never had a thorough 4 4 cleaning. You might join, the 4 4 ’’reds” and protest against rhe 4 4 government, but you would really 4 4 be protesting against dirt and bad 4 4 food. 4 4 4 444444444444444444 “The Ingersoll Watch is bankrupt.” This news will bring earnest sym pathy to Robert H. and Charles H. Ingerscli. These brothers employed thousands of workers, paid millions lr wages, distributed American goods, and proved American ingenuity all ever the face of the globe. The na tion's sympathy and friendship are with them. May the Ingersolls come out of this trouble and build up big ger than ever. The name, at least, will not fail. The National City, greatest bank in America, will accept small sav ings accounts and pay compound in terest, 3% per cent, on }5 or more. That is good business and good com mon sense. Those interested in sta bility are wise to encourage saving. Every man with a bank account or a piece of real estate is different from the man without either. France has more than 6,000,000 owners of land in her small population. Those land owners are the backbone of French stability. When Charles XII took his sma'l trmy into Russia, walking! Poland and through tMtf jJVjssian hordes as a knife goes tjlrb ig'a but ter, every man that hft t o’k with him owned land in Sflpr £70. And every man would haveKi* *3 if nec essary, fighting to get ’ tek there. Whoever runs the Xatjftgr i City Bank ts doing other indljopti ils a favor when he encouragejjgp crowd to find out HOW rapidly money grows if you let it out . at compound in terest. John D. Rockefel' -T says: "When young I did not nerely work for mcney, but also If - money work for me." He dldjtt f id is very solvent. In Auburaip- .son lives a fat girl baby "named'4! loria Odell. She had a little Cffr' itmas tree this year, i« well untfF ippy, because she is with her mother That mother helped the father to murder a man who had wronged the mother in her girlhood. The fat’ier was executed. The moth tr.ls Jr. jail for 20 years. Neat Christmas the girl baby will be out Of prison. The law does not fSti’ojr a child more than 2 years old r * j,;stay in prison, and the little girl’s H(je*t Christmas will be spent in a pi iitjlic institution. She will not be »rj|;gtat or as happyv next Christmas S'.s She is now. The Christmas after Ujhnt will be uncertain; the child may spend it in heaven. ‘ The, prison baby is not wasting her life. hi. Christmas day all the wom en convicts paraded past her. Some cried; ail wished he? a merry Christ mas. She may have done aa much good on Christmas day as any ffee man or woman. What do you think of the law that will put her in an institution which is another prison, taking her from thi mother who would care for her better than anyone else? To sen tence a baby to separation from the mother is severe. It could not stay in prison 20 years, of course. Early death, or colorless life in an insti tution is the truly “civilized” alter native. Fred Stone, in his entertaining “Tip Top,” is told that "au revoir" means "boodbye” in French. "Well,” says he, "wood alcohol means good bye in any language." That delights the audience, but it is something more than witticism in our prohibition country. Frank Tif fany bought half a pint of “whisky” on Christmas day and divided the half pint with his brother, John. Tho Bcxt day both were dead. It was "goodbye" for them. Prohibitionists officially ask news papers and theaters to suppress jokes referring to prohibition. Will the pro hibition directors first make less of a joke of prohibition? One of the best prohibition joke3 is the use of the prohibition club over timid congressmen, compelling them to forbid doctors' prescribing beer for their patients, while allowing whisky —as much as the doctors choose. Peer is a food; whisky is a poison. The kind of prohibition that allows whisky and forbids beer will remain a joke. * _ What is courage? Is It as cour eieous to ride in the charge at Ba lecklava, with trumpets blowing and thousands looking on. as to jump into the sea after a friend, with no one looking on? Howard B. Cross, doc tor of the Rockefeller institute, rep resents real courage, and will live in memory as a hero, whatever may happen to others. He went to Mexi co to study and fight yellow fever at Tuxtepec. where fever exists all the year around. He died of yellow fever. When be w'ent to do the work there were no bands playing, no uni forms, no medals, or high rewards. He knew it was probable that he would die. Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friend. So it is written, and dying to help that vague thing, the "huniai. race," requires a very Spe i ial kind of courage. It seems sort of hard luck that Senator Lodge, whose sincerity has so often been called Into question, was designated to explain the four power treaty, and in doing so said nolbing about the fact that the dele gates had agreed that It would ap ply to the main islands of Japan. Oregon residents are raising funds for the erection of a monument over the grave of Homer Davenport, the cartoon ist, who was buried at his birthplace, Milverton, Ore A SEPARATE SUBMARINE CONFERENCE. IT well may be that the submar ine question upon which tho Washington conference is ap parently deadlocked will have to go ever for further consideration at some future international gathering at which more nations will be repre sented. M. Sarraut, leader of tho French delegation, indicated ample grounds for such action when he pointed out that even if the govern ments attending the Washington conference should agree on a cur tailment of submarine strength such agreement would not be binding upon the rest of the nations; and, cince the submarine is a compara tively inexpensive craft, there would be nothing to prevent smaller na tions from building submersible forces more powerful than those possessed by the big fellows. There ts no gainsaying the fores of this argument; nor can one deny that it makes evident the wisdom behind the plans for some sort of organization like the League of Na tions or President Harding's "asso ciation'' of nations. When one begins to consider the nations which ought to be represented at the proposed submarine conference, one is struck with the fact that practically every independent country with an outlet to the sea should be included. To leave one out would be only to In vite trouble. And as it is with submarines so it is with other questions. The use of poison gas and airplanes, for in stance, to point out only armament matter: noon which world agreement Is advisable. *nd this is to leave out altogether such matters as the stabilizing of foreign exchange, *he fixing of a world wide monetary standard, the formulating of inter national copyright and patent laws, world campaigns against famine and pestilence, all of which matters should preferably be discussed at world gatherings. It is to be regretted that all which lias been accomplished so far at the Washington conference seems to have as its primary aim the mere reduction of expenses. The building of capital ships and the maintenance of armed neutrality in the far east cost a lot of money. So these things have been cut down. But poison gas, airplanes, and submarines are cheap, and the nations are loath to part with them. When will a man be considered before the dollar? Favorable Signs. From the Indianapolis News. The recent rise in exchange, the im provement in the bond market, the de crease in the number of unemployed and Jhe awakening interest even at this early day in next year's building opera tions are all favorable signs. A few days ago Secretary Hoover said that though the situation in Europe was had, the outlook was much less gloomy than .: ,Jh generally supposed. Word comes from troth London and Parts that busi ness men anti haqkers feel the tide has turned—or at least f.r turning—and the feeling in both capitals' ic distinctly cheerful. Not tile least inspiring and helpful in fluence is the belief of other nations— abundantly justified—that America Is not going to stand aside and allow the world to go to tlie devil in its own way, hut is, on the contrary, going to do her part in the great tvork that* must lie done if ruin is to he averted. Finally, the American people have recovered their vision. There is much yet to be done, hut we have made a beginning, The world yet has a long way to go, hut it is on the way. Noise For the Movies. From the Scientific American. How to imitate, simply and effectively, the many sounds suggested by activities represented in motion picture presenta tions, is a matter of interest. The ex hibitor knows that, if the vision of the prowling lion can be accompanied at critical moments with a realistic roar or two, the audience will be much bet ter entertained and thrilled than if the picture were allowed to pass silently. The heroine is held by her enemies, but the rescuing hero is fast approaching on horseback. If the regular thud. thud, of the coming horse can be rendered true to reality, then an added satisfac tion will be given to what the eye sees. Such audible accompaniments have been successfully used upon the regular stage, so one need not wonder that niov'tig picture people are following this leaC. In fact, we may expect a greater development of the imitation of sounds on behalf of tlie "movies,” because such sounds are urgently needed to intensify the effects produced by the pictures. Retrospection. I stand with Time upon the planet’s brink, While Fancy unwinds her films—a flashing spool: Boyhood is marbling near the old red school; And in the marshes the happy bobolink Sings to the reeds, pausing to dine and drink; Young April’s voice is crying "April fool Bright Is the cowslip’s gold, and bog gy-cool The Pasque-flowers wet with glorious sun-gems wink; Falls night, the hour of Y’outh, and love in-shadows: What heart alive but breathes the lover’s tale? Soft winds are whispering to the tender willows. And whet, from England’s shores sweet thoughts prevail I hear again what to his Nightingale Sang Adonais through the Kilbourne meadows! -Robert Cary, in Pearson’s Magazine. A True Economist. From Harper's Magazine. He was an ingenious and ingenuous small boy. 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