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Quite Imaginary.
Professor—Give me an example of
an imaginary spheroid.
Student—A rooster’s egg, sir.
Sure
Relief
POSSI BLFhIr lAST”CHA WCE
At All Events, the Object of His Affec
tions Perfectly Agreed With
Her Fiance.
For several minutes the young man
did not speak. His heart was too
full. It was enough for him to know
that this glorious creature loved him;
that she had promised to share his
fate.
With a new and delightful seuse of
ownership he feasted his eyes once
more upon her beauty, and as lie real
ized that henceforth it would be Ills
privilege to provide for her welfare
and liappi'ness, he could have almost
wept with joy.
His good fortune seemed incredible.
Finally he whispered tenderly:
“How did it ever happen, darling,
that such a bright, shining angel as
yourself fell in love with a dull, stu
pid fellow like me?"
“Goodness knows,” she murmured
absently; “I must have a screw loose
somewhere.’’
Nothing Serious.
“Forty young fellows in love with
her without arousing, any responsive
emotion."
“A vampire?”
“Their school teacher.”
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Served from the package,
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charm the taste-a splendid ^a^ood—
summer food.
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Baby’s First Thought.
Benson—Do you know when a baby
begins to think?
Hobson—Yes; mine began to think I
ought to walk the floor with him when
he was a week old.”
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RECORD OF PLEASANT HOURS
“Book of Night Life” Will Make Inten
esting Reading in the Years
to Come.
The responsible position of the old
family album 1ms been usurped in the
homes of an increasing number of
modern young persons by the “Book
of Night Life.” The new volume is
almost as large as the old family al
bum. It is supposed to record the
amusement mennderings of the young
couple who keep it. Every theatrical
program is brought home, together
with the ticket stubs, and pasted in
it. and the date of the performance
inscribed at the top of the page.
Below each playgoer writes his and
her opinion of the play with such ob
servation as, “snappy music, but not
much plot“very sad, both of us
cried;” “leading man awfully conceit
ed," and oilier pungent remarks..
At the end of the season the “Book
of Night Life” contains a complete
record of the couple's evenings In
search of amusement. Visitors find it
extremely interesting.—Chicago Jour,
mil.
Nothing Left.
Ralph—How about tlmt £1,000,000
will case?
Gerald—Oh. they settled that to the
satisfaction of the lawyers on both
sides.
“Ah! Anybody else get anything?"—
London Answers.
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♦ 4
4 MANNERS. ♦
4 4
4 From the London Express. 4
4 Manners are i\ pleasant deceit— 4
4 a conspiracy to rob existence of 4
4 much of its crudity. Because of 4
4 them the elusive element o( 4
4 charm lingers In the world, and 4
4 gentler natures are encouraged 4
4 to tlielr robust growth, 4
4 A lot of efficient people, though, 4
4 have discarded manners as so 4
4 much unnecessary Impedimenta. 4
4 Why rise when a woman enters 4
4 the room? Why appear Interested 4
> when others talk? Why ask to -f
4 be remembered to the people you 4
4 have hitherto forgotten? Why 4
4 thank anyone for giving you what 4
4 you have paid for?
4 There Is not much reason or 4
4 logic behind It all. It is merely 4
4 that with the finer natures there 4
4 is an Instinctive courtesy that ex- 4
4 presses Itself la manners. Just 4
4 as with so many others there is 4
4 an Instinctive lack of courtesy 4
4 which finds expression In boor- 4
4 Ishness. 4
4 Manners are not useless. They 4
4 prevent you from giving thought- 4
4 less hurt to others. They make 4
4 you remain silent when Chopin is 4
4 being played. Good manners come 4
4 from a good heart. 4
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At Least 2.75% Beneficial.
Prohibition may not be working—at
least there are some pretty good signs
that it is not working 100 per cent.—but
there are also some mighty good signs
that partial prohibition—the brand we
have—is helping out the world,
V* Chicago the physicians at the coun
ty hospital tefi us they do not have the
flood of week-end pneumonias that they
were troubled with in former days; the
men who got drunk on Saturday, de
veloped pneumonia about Monday, and
died by tho next Saturday.
Far be it from me to say that it was
more than coincidence, but do you re
member how the sheets were decked
with advertisements of whisky as f
remedy for flu and pneumonia in 1918,
and how the death list from flu and
pneumonia grew—and how, in January,
1920, when the flu came back, there were
no advertisements calling on people to
drink whisky for the flu, and how the
death rate came down?
This story deals with another angle
of the whisky situation. In the old days
Cook county hospital, each year, took
care of 160 cases of cirrhosis of the liv
er, sometimes called drunkard's liver. In
1916 that that hospital cared for 160 such
cases. There was one patient with this
disease for every 195 patients of all
sorts. In 1920 this great hospital only
cared for 19 such cases, or oue case for
each 1,466 patients.
The drop has been pro(,Tessive. In
1918 about half as many as 1917 1919
about half as many as 1918^ 1920 about
half as many as 1919.
Cirrhosis of the liver is a slowly de
veloping disease and the county hos
pital usually gets the late and fully de
veloped cases. The 1921 cases will in
clude the booze lighten, of two or three
years ‘ago. Therefore we expect to get
some cases this year that earned their
disease by working at the bar before
the prohibition law went into effect.
After all, will drunkard’s liver disap
pear from the county hospital? Will we
have to appeal to the patriotic senses
to keep itup in order that each medical
student may see one case of cirrhosis
of the liver as a part of hi3 training?
I do not think so. In the first place,
there is the hootch brigade. I have one
neighbor who pays three dues in this
brigade—one for himself in the daytime
and two for himself at night—and this
loyal member of the order should be able
to serve as clinical material a few years
from now.
But even aside from the hootch bri
gade, we will be able to get some cases
—not many, but some—from the must
ard eaters.
Dr. J. L. Miller, who makes the above
quoted report from Cook county hos
pital, discusses alcoholic beverages as
the causes of cirrhosis of the liver.
The German literature in the main
ascribes this disease to alcohol. The
controversy relates to the proportions
due to beer and the distilled liquors, re
spectively. The British literature as
cribes it to liquors in the main, but the
Hindus have it and they do not drink;
they get it from eating ginger, and the
Egyptians have it, though they do not
drink. They get it from eating highly
spiced foods.
When the day comes that prohibition
approaches perfection and the cases of
alcoholic cirrhosis of the liver are no
longer found, we will be able to find
enough cases to teach our students with
among the pickle eaters and those who
varnish their meat with mustard, not
to mention those who eat cove oysters
swimming in pepper and salt and those
who sop their rare roast beef In high
sauces.
But why think of It. Let us be thank- ,
ful for what we’ve gained.
In Praise of Carrots.
From the Philadelphia Public Ledger, j
Researchers of the Lister institute in
London assign a high place to the car
rot as a producer of vitamines.
It was Funk in a German book, "Die
Vitamlne,” who coined the word In 1011
to name the salubrious food element
found In the outer envelope (pericarp)
of the rice grain. If a population feeds
on rico grains from which the pericarp
has been stripped by polishing, the In
fectious, neuritic and progressively par
alytic disease known as berberi
flourishes. In Newfoundland and Lab
rador, where beriberi is rather common,
Dr. Grenfell Insistently recommends tilt
use of bread made with the whole wheat
grain.
Vitamines must bo present in our diet
If the projjer chemical changes (meta
bolism) are to follow the assimilation
of our food. The horse had no Lister in
stitute to tell him, but "horse tense ’
led him to eat carrots; and every horse
man knows that carrots are to horses
what fish is to cats. We have still a
lot to learn about vitamines, but we
are assured on good authority that we
eanndt go far wrong if we follow the
example of the horse In eating carrots
as we already have done In the case of
oats.
Ambassador Harvey, according to
European Information, has become
involved in a diplomatic “intrigue.”
Premier Briand is reported to br n~
citing efforts to have Ambassador
Herrick replace Colonel Harvey on
th9 supreme council. The French
are of the opinion that Colonel Har
vey is biased in favor of the British
view on the upper Silesian problem.
Hadn't Senator Borah better intro
duce a resolution asking that Colonel
Harvey be recalled, if he Is going to
get all tangled up this way in foreigD
affairs?
Representative Isaac Siegel of the
House immigration committee, estimates
that In Greater New York there are
1.632,060 adults not citizens of the United I
Stales.
WAS THE NEIGHBOR S CHICKEN
Incident That Was Embarrassing, Al
though It Also Had an Amus
ing Side to It.
Some years ago, while living In the
suburbs, we kept a few chickens; our
neighbors also lmd chickens. After
the garden season was over we let
them run, us did our neighbors. In
this way I suppose they got more or
less mixed.
One day I decided to have a chicken
for dinner, and, not liking to kill It
myself—my husband being away—I
asked our neighbor If he would kill
it for me. He kindly consented, so I
brought out the particular fowl I had
selected. He killed It, and I thanked
him and proceeded to prepare It for
dinner.
When dinner was over I went out
to feed the chickens. What was my
surprise to find among them the fowl
I thought I had just eaten. It was my
neighbor's chicken I had asked him to
kill for me.
Of course, I lost no time in making
apologies—and also insisted that they
take ours Instead, and they had a
good laugh at my expense.
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His "Diplomacy."
“I say, dud,” piped the small boy,
"can I ask you a question?”
‘‘Yes; go ahead,” replied the in
dulgent dad.
“What's diplomacy, dad? I saw it
in a book the other day.”
“Diplomacy, my boy,” said dad, with
a patronizing smile, “means doing or
saying precisely the right thing at the
right moment.”
“Ah ! Then I was a diplomatist last
night, dad.”
“Really, my boy. How d’you mnke
that out?”
“Why, when mum came In with the
castor oil, 1 rolled Bobbie into tny
place in bed nnd then rolled him back
before she came round to the other
side I”
Citizen Worth While.
“Every man should aspire to serve
his country,” remarked the perpetual
candidate for office.
“I quite agree with you,” said Mr.
Dubwuite, “but he ought not to let am
bition get such n strangle hold on him
that it interferes with liis earning a
living. M.v idea of a patriot is a man
who is also n good producer.”—Bir
mingham Age-Herald.
They’ll Feel at Home.
“Great days for kids.” “Wlmt now?”
"They say school plates will replace
textbooks.”
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Special Care of Baby.
That Baby should have a bed of its own all are agreed. Yet it
is more reasonable for an infant to sleep with grown-ups than to use
a man’s medicine in an attempt to regulate the delicate organism of
that same infant. Either practice is to be shunned. Neither would '
be tolerated by specialists in children’s diseases.
Your Physician will tell you that Baby’s medicine must lie
prepared with even greater care than Baby’s food.
A Baby’s stomach when in good health is too often disarranged
by improper food. Could you for a moment, then, think of giving
to your ailing child anything but a medicine especially prepared
for Infants and Children ? Don’t be deceived.
Make a mental note of this:—It is important, Mothers, that
you should remember that to function weU, the digestive organs of
your Baby must receive special care. No Baby is so abnormal that
the desired results may be had from the use of medicines primarily
prepared for grown-ups.
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80 Years Old
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