- a — ' ... --J .. ...Am.*.--*-,- *■ v ,<*M v> "AFTER EVERY MEAL" WRIGLEVS Newest Creation i A delicious peppermint flavored sugar jacket around pep permint flavored chew ing gum. Wilt aid your appetite and digestion, polish your teeth and moisten your throat. B129 _ < WWtGimv JVRKIEYSL MJMwjr <>l»mraiiafr The Flavor Lasts Quite Imaginary. Professor—Give me an example of an imaginary spheroid. Student—A rooster’s egg, sir. Sure Relief POSSI BLFhIr lAST”CHA WCE At All Events, the Object of His Affec tions Perfectly Agreed With Her Fiance. For several minutes the young man did not speak. His heart was too full. It was enough for him to know that this glorious creature loved him; that she had promised to share his fate. With a new and delightful seuse of ownership he feasted his eyes once more upon her beauty, and as lie real ized that henceforth it would be Ills privilege to provide for her welfare and liappi'ness, he could have almost wept with joy. His good fortune seemed incredible. Finally he whispered tenderly: “How did it ever happen, darling, that such a bright, shining angel as yourself fell in love with a dull, stu pid fellow like me?" “Goodness knows,” she murmured absently; “I must have a screw loose somewhere.’’ Nothing Serious. “Forty young fellows in love with her without arousing, any responsive emotion." “A vampire?” “Their school teacher.” No hot cooking No trouble to serve I For breakfast or lunch.no food is Quite so convenient or satisfying as Grape-Nuts : Served from the package, with cream or milk—full of ** a splendid bodybuilding nutri- "* ffg tion. Its flavor and cnspness —HZ charm the taste-a splendid ^a^ood— summer food. "There's a Reason? ior Grape-Nuts Sold, by grocers ^ ' . ■ i Baby’s First Thought. Benson—Do you know when a baby begins to think? Hobson—Yes; mine began to think I ought to walk the floor with him when he was a week old.” Shave With Cuticura Soap And double your razor efficiency as well as promote skin purity, skin com fort and skin health. No mug, no slimy soap, no germs, no waste, no irritation even when shaved twice dally. One soap for all uses—shaving, bathing and shampooing. Advertisement RECORD OF PLEASANT HOURS “Book of Night Life” Will Make Inten esting Reading in the Years to Come. The responsible position of the old family album 1ms been usurped in the homes of an increasing number of modern young persons by the “Book of Night Life.” The new volume is almost as large as the old family al bum. It is supposed to record the amusement mennderings of the young couple who keep it. Every theatrical program is brought home, together with the ticket stubs, and pasted in it. and the date of the performance inscribed at the top of the page. Below each playgoer writes his and her opinion of the play with such ob servation as, “snappy music, but not much plot“very sad, both of us cried;” “leading man awfully conceit ed," and oilier pungent remarks.. At the end of the season the “Book of Night Life” contains a complete record of the couple's evenings In search of amusement. Visitors find it extremely interesting.—Chicago Jour, mil. Nothing Left. Ralph—How about tlmt £1,000,000 will case? Gerald—Oh. they settled that to the satisfaction of the lawyers on both sides. “Ah! Anybody else get anything?"— London Answers. + + + + t + + ++ + + + -K+ + + + t ♦ 4 4 MANNERS. ♦ 4 4 4 From the London Express. 4 4 Manners are i\ pleasant deceit— 4 4 a conspiracy to rob existence of 4 4 much of its crudity. Because of 4 4 them the elusive element o( 4 4 charm lingers In the world, and 4 4 gentler natures are encouraged 4 4 to tlielr robust growth, 4 4 A lot of efficient people, though, 4 4 have discarded manners as so 4 4 much unnecessary Impedimenta. 4 4 Why rise when a woman enters 4 4 the room? Why appear Interested 4 > when others talk? Why ask to -f 4 be remembered to the people you 4 4 have hitherto forgotten? Why 4 4 thank anyone for giving you what 4 4 you have paid for? 4 There Is not much reason or 4 4 logic behind It all. It is merely 4 4 that with the finer natures there 4 4 is an Instinctive courtesy that ex- 4 4 presses Itself la manners. Just 4 4 as with so many others there is 4 4 an Instinctive lack of courtesy 4 4 which finds expression In boor- 4 4 Ishness. 4 4 Manners are not useless. They 4 4 prevent you from giving thought- 4 4 less hurt to others. They make 4 4 you remain silent when Chopin is 4 4 being played. Good manners come 4 4 from a good heart. 4 4 ♦ A 1 i 1 1 1 1 i A. . . I A A A A A A tttttttttttvttttt t » At Least 2.75% Beneficial. Prohibition may not be working—at least there are some pretty good signs that it is not working 100 per cent.—but there are also some mighty good signs that partial prohibition—the brand we have—is helping out the world, V* Chicago the physicians at the coun ty hospital tefi us they do not have the flood of week-end pneumonias that they were troubled with in former days; the men who got drunk on Saturday, de veloped pneumonia about Monday, and died by tho next Saturday. Far be it from me to say that it was more than coincidence, but do you re member how the sheets were decked with advertisements of whisky as f remedy for flu and pneumonia in 1918, and how the death list from flu and pneumonia grew—and how, in January, 1920, when the flu came back, there were no advertisements calling on people to drink whisky for the flu, and how the death rate came down? This story deals with another angle of the whisky situation. In the old days Cook county hospital, each year, took care of 160 cases of cirrhosis of the liv er, sometimes called drunkard's liver. In 1916 that that hospital cared for 160 such cases. There was one patient with this disease for every 195 patients of all sorts. In 1920 this great hospital only cared for 19 such cases, or oue case for each 1,466 patients. The drop has been pro(,Tessive. In 1918 about half as many as 1917 1919 about half as many as 1918^ 1920 about half as many as 1919. Cirrhosis of the liver is a slowly de veloping disease and the county hos pital usually gets the late and fully de veloped cases. The 1921 cases will in clude the booze lighten, of two or three years ‘ago. Therefore we expect to get some cases this year that earned their disease by working at the bar before the prohibition law went into effect. After all, will drunkard’s liver disap pear from the county hospital? Will we have to appeal to the patriotic senses to keep itup in order that each medical student may see one case of cirrhosis of the liver as a part of hi3 training? I do not think so. In the first place, there is the hootch brigade. I have one neighbor who pays three dues in this brigade—one for himself in the daytime and two for himself at night—and this loyal member of the order should be able to serve as clinical material a few years from now. But even aside from the hootch bri gade, we will be able to get some cases —not many, but some—from the must ard eaters. Dr. J. L. Miller, who makes the above quoted report from Cook county hos pital, discusses alcoholic beverages as the causes of cirrhosis of the liver. The German literature in the main ascribes this disease to alcohol. The controversy relates to the proportions due to beer and the distilled liquors, re spectively. The British literature as cribes it to liquors in the main, but the Hindus have it and they do not drink; they get it from eating ginger, and the Egyptians have it, though they do not drink. They get it from eating highly spiced foods. When the day comes that prohibition approaches perfection and the cases of alcoholic cirrhosis of the liver are no longer found, we will be able to find enough cases to teach our students with among the pickle eaters and those who varnish their meat with mustard, not to mention those who eat cove oysters swimming in pepper and salt and those who sop their rare roast beef In high sauces. But why think of It. Let us be thank- , ful for what we’ve gained. In Praise of Carrots. From the Philadelphia Public Ledger, j Researchers of the Lister institute in London assign a high place to the car rot as a producer of vitamines. It was Funk in a German book, "Die Vitamlne,” who coined the word In 1011 to name the salubrious food element found In the outer envelope (pericarp) of the rice grain. If a population feeds on rico grains from which the pericarp has been stripped by polishing, the In fectious, neuritic and progressively par alytic disease known as berberi flourishes. In Newfoundland and Lab rador, where beriberi is rather common, Dr. Grenfell Insistently recommends tilt use of bread made with the whole wheat grain. Vitamines must bo present in our diet If the projjer chemical changes (meta bolism) are to follow the assimilation of our food. The horse had no Lister in stitute to tell him, but "horse tense ’ led him to eat carrots; and every horse man knows that carrots are to horses what fish is to cats. We have still a lot to learn about vitamines, but we are assured on good authority that we eanndt go far wrong if we follow the example of the horse In eating carrots as we already have done In the case of oats. Ambassador Harvey, according to European Information, has become involved in a diplomatic “intrigue.” Premier Briand is reported to br n~ citing efforts to have Ambassador Herrick replace Colonel Harvey on th9 supreme council. The French are of the opinion that Colonel Har vey is biased in favor of the British view on the upper Silesian problem. Hadn't Senator Borah better intro duce a resolution asking that Colonel Harvey be recalled, if he Is going to get all tangled up this way in foreigD affairs? Representative Isaac Siegel of the House immigration committee, estimates that In Greater New York there are 1.632,060 adults not citizens of the United I Stales. WAS THE NEIGHBOR S CHICKEN Incident That Was Embarrassing, Al though It Also Had an Amus ing Side to It. Some years ago, while living In the suburbs, we kept a few chickens; our neighbors also lmd chickens. After the garden season was over we let them run, us did our neighbors. In this way I suppose they got more or less mixed. One day I decided to have a chicken for dinner, and, not liking to kill It myself—my husband being away—I asked our neighbor If he would kill it for me. He kindly consented, so I brought out the particular fowl I had selected. He killed It, and I thanked him and proceeded to prepare It for dinner. When dinner was over I went out to feed the chickens. What was my surprise to find among them the fowl I thought I had just eaten. It was my neighbor's chicken I had asked him to kill for me. Of course, I lost no time in making apologies—and also insisted that they take ours Instead, and they had a good laugh at my expense. ASPIRIN Name “Bayer” on Genuine Take Aspirin only as told in each package of genuine Bayer Tablets of Aspirin. Then you will be following the directions and dosage worked out by physicians during 21 years, and proved safe by millions. Take no chances with substitutes. If you see the Bayer Cross on tablets, you can take them without fear for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache, Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell larger packages. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Sallcylicacid.— Advertisement. His "Diplomacy." “I say, dud,” piped the small boy, "can I ask you a question?” ‘‘Yes; go ahead,” replied the in dulgent dad. “What's diplomacy, dad? I saw it in a book the other day.” “Diplomacy, my boy,” said dad, with a patronizing smile, “means doing or saying precisely the right thing at the right moment.” “Ah ! Then I was a diplomatist last night, dad.” “Really, my boy. How d’you mnke that out?” “Why, when mum came In with the castor oil, 1 rolled Bobbie into tny place in bed nnd then rolled him back before she came round to the other side I” Citizen Worth While. “Every man should aspire to serve his country,” remarked the perpetual candidate for office. “I quite agree with you,” said Mr. Dubwuite, “but he ought not to let am bition get such n strangle hold on him that it interferes with liis earning a living. M.v idea of a patriot is a man who is also n good producer.”—Bir mingham Age-Herald. They’ll Feel at Home. “Great days for kids.” “Wlmt now?” "They say school plates will replace textbooks.” Ei«rt Copy of Wrapper. Children Cr — Special Care of Baby. That Baby should have a bed of its own all are agreed. Yet it is more reasonable for an infant to sleep with grown-ups than to use a man’s medicine in an attempt to regulate the delicate organism of that same infant. Either practice is to be shunned. Neither would ' be tolerated by specialists in children’s diseases. Your Physician will tell you that Baby’s medicine must lie prepared with even greater care than Baby’s food. A Baby’s stomach when in good health is too often disarranged by improper food. Could you for a moment, then, think of giving to your ailing child anything but a medicine especially prepared for Infants and Children ? Don’t be deceived. Make a mental note of this:—It is important, Mothers, that you should remember that to function weU, the digestive organs of your Baby must receive special care. No Baby is so abnormal that the desired results may be had from the use of medicines primarily prepared for grown-ups. MOTHERS SHOULD READ-THE BOOKLET THAT IS AROUND EVERY BOTTLE OF FLETCHER'S CA8TORIA GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS • > ■ * .* *■ r • ** TH« MNMVN GfUtrtHy, w«w Toon city. 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