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About The frontier. (O'Neill City, Holt County, Neb.) 1880-1965 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 18, 1919)
Sac?' Given Out? Houbewc.'k is too hard for a woman who is half sick, nervous and always tired, but it keeps piling up. and gives weak kidneys no turn* to recover. If ’/our back is lame and achy and your Kidneys irregular; if you nave “blue spells,” sick headaches, nervousness, dizziness and rheumatic pains, use Doan's Kidney Pills. They have done wi nders for thousands of worn out women. A South Dakota Case Mr*. Matt ltenle, . fit:: Nesmith Ave., Sioux Falls, 6. D., Ruye: “I had lum bago and suffered with tf ull pains In the small of tny back uini in my loins. I had frequent head-. It aches and was hotli ore<3 w 1th dizzy .spH's I didn’t fee) 3blc to do tny W’ork and at times could hardly keep going. 1 often bad to stop t»r.4i re: i. I used r>f> '.rv’s Kidney lalli __„ and they tvero just what I needed. I feu#)** free front the aches and pains in my bai'k and my- I^iane’ye were in fine shape." Get Doan’s at Any Store, 60c a Box DOAN’S "iSSS? FOSTEU-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y. - - — -- FUR COATS, ROBES, ETC. Made to your order without extra charge. With jour first order we giro you a 60.00 pair of gauntlet gloves Betul us your hides, wo guarantee all work. TWIN enr FUR COAT AND ROEE CO. 1629 S. E. Fifth St., NlmuyaUs, mnn, • ------ - - Skin Tortured IPrm Babies Sleep %§AfterCuticura [ A!' •Jnatf jiflta; Scop 'iS. Ointment 25and BO, TideunaSB, |&m:pir each free of *'Cuttc*?a, D#pt. E, Patton.’’ Means Pler&ty ILggs and Healthy CHicKs GIB KENTUCKY MI G. CO .Ioc, P»du«J>. Kg. REFUSED TO BE MIXED UP Spectator at Moving Picture Show Saw Trouble Ahead and Didn't Want to Witness It. "I saw you at the moving picture / show hut evening,” sulci the fut plumber, ■•tint when I looked tor you 3i little •later T missed you.” "Yes. 1 got up und went home.” ""When was tlmf?” ”1 left when (he villain began to lay w snare for the wife of the man who had to stay at his office on account •of business.” “Did yon see any more of the pie tn re?” » "No." "And you left, at the most interest ing part?” “1 knew if tilings kept on as they vverc headed there would be a fuss pretty soon between the. two men. or between the1 man and his wife, and I made up my mind I wouldn’t be i u...-ted up in anybody’s domestic troubles.” Have to Piece Out the Truth. You can draw your own conclusion Trout the fact that there isn’t enough Truth in existence to keep tongues of gossip constantly wagging. The Poor Birds Fed Him. "What tie you know of Elijah?" "He went on a cruise with a widow..” WHERE HE COULD GET COLOR Mr. Gloom Seems to Hs.'e Definite Opinion of Deniren3 of Certain Karras City Locality. "If I were a scnsnftmral preacher. ‘ and wanted mure notoriety than I was 1 getting." y t’rille grimly slid .1. Fuller i Gloom. "I would not waste my time infesting hox’ng matches, rewdydotv dunces and the like. Instead, I would i array uiyself in a guileless count on* j ance and n set of false neck whiskers. lit my rigid hand I would wear a unite • of weeping willow with a hook on one ( end and a thimble on the other. With i my left hand I would clutch by the ; ears such a gripsack as vva seldom see jin real life. of course, I would wear ’ other and equally appropriate gnr atents. And tints arrayed I would ram : Me around In the vicinity of tin* yni i mi stfttlou, a ad let I he dFuizens of '■ that locality play with me. I fancy ] that hi a short spoil 1 would gecyniu f Vate* more novel experiences than I j could otherwise acquire in a year's : time.”— Kansas City Star. ! __ Had a Reason. “I stopped in at the drug store to ! buy ti cigar." said a College avenue ! man. "Behind me rushed In a lad i about live years old. Bight up to the j clerk he went, .veiling' ‘Mister, you gave me a penny too much change a while ago!’ "The clerk looked at him a minute and said: ‘That’s your good luck, and for being honest enough to tel! me, you may keep tin1 penny.’ "The lad still had a troubled look on his face and soon explained it by saying: ‘But I bought a penny balloon with it and I wanted to know If you w^ould take il hack. They are selling larger ones down at tile next drug store for a penny.’”—Indianapolis News. Always Have the "Dough." Ways of the llopi Indians of north ern New Mexico, their food and re I iigious customs, was the subject of an i address in Kansas City. Mo., the other i night by Miss Ethel Byan, for years a Baptist missionary on Hie Hop! i reservation. "The Hop! women delight in decornt 1 ing their shoes with 10-cent pieces," I Miss Myall said. "The shoes, which resemble moccasins, often have as j many as five dimes on each. ! “They have a way of sewing quar ters to their dresses and using them as buttons. When they go to market j and find themselves short of money i they simply cut off a button.” | And they’re never broke! Glory be! “Amen" All Alone. I have sung soprano for years in a church choir. One Sunday morning, while in a service, the minister an nounced a hymn, which was on the bottom of I he page, the third verse being on the opposite page, at the top. At the end of the second verse (not seeing, the third verse)- f sang “Amen !” all alone. Every cue, even the min ister laughed, the orguuist went on pTaying the third verse. When time to sing the amen I let the rest of ilie choir sing amen. People were still laughing, and it was the most embar rassing moment in my life.—Chicago Tribune. — Good Advice. A school teacher was visiting the boy scout camp at Kinueuiunpooee a few weeks back. The boys were feed ing her with blackberries and In every way trying to make her enjoy her vis it. One little fellow, more interested Ilian the others, gave her the follow ing advice: ‘And, say, while you’re here you want to get good and tanned. You won’t have to wash your neck and ears then, for the dirt doesn't show.” —Indianapolis News. Peanuts in Mesopotamia. Successful experiments in growing peanuts have been conducted in Meso potamia by Englishmen. nKiKimrr^irnr^irarniWirnitmirDfrLIiOlniiYuritkHirBIfQiiufiQlHIf&l I At the Beginning | I and the End j ip1 i Iof the Day | Tnere?s health and comfort -in the truly All-American | table beverage— | THe Original 1 Postom Cereal I Bid your coffee troubles good-bye by joining the gr^at army who cow drink Postum instead of coffee. Two usually stf.d at 15c and 25c. | Everywhere at Grocers. I - ^aaeBBu: asaaBBESBBraaa^EgBBnrTO^iHBB^BMrgsiBa 444 + 44444 4 44444444* + + * VISION IN POET’S DREAMS. 4 4 4 4 From the Christian Science Monitor. 4 4 Somebody lues. been rending 4 4- Wordsworth's "Peter Bell/’ and 4 4 has made the delightful discovery ♦ 4 that the English poet, away back 4 4 in 179S, antic 5; atod CotnrnunUer ♦ 4 Read’s fiight across the Atlantic 4 4 aboard tin* MM. 4 4 There's something in a flying X horse, + 4 wrote Wordsworth, + 4 + 4 There's something in a huge 4 4 balloon: • + 4- But through the clouds ill 4 4 never float + 4 Until I have u little boat 4 ^ Shaped like the orescent moon. 4 + And then* imagining himself in 4 4 possession fcf the aoth century craft. 4 •4 the poet continued: 4J 4 Up goes my boat among the ♦* 4 m - #tars, + 4 Through many a breattiUwus field 4 4 of light. t 4 4 , Through many a long, blue f old 4 4 or ether. 4 <4 leaving ten thousand stars be- 4 + neatli h^r; + 4 Up goes my little boat so bright 4 4 ♦ 4 Very likely Commander Read 4 4 hadn't thought of the N(M as a 4 4 "little boat mo bright," but. ton- 4 4 sidering that Wordsworth had no 4 4 opportunity to master modern tech- ♦ 4 nlcu: let ms of aviation, the "little 4 4 boat so br.'glit" W'tis near euough. 4 ♦ ♦ Hunters and the ftr.scn. From the Seattle Times. After the Spa nish-A meric an w&r, env baimed beef. After the grout war. what? Such was the mental attitude of tho great, gossiping, fault finding, pack hunN | ing (though Intangible) American public I 24 hours after the arinist'oe wan signc-l. j Pack hunting, because, though utterly ter rible once- we are on our victim’s trail, wa never follow the spoor unless we know tho gang is coming. Intang ible, been ns*? th| hunt is always finished before individual) can bo identified; even then, few admit participation. Terrible? Look what wu did to Dewey and Sampson! Til’s time the hunt was on arid tho pad: in full cry before game was identified, aye. even before it was descried. We didn't know just what or who we wort alter but believe us, we were on our way! First, we bad a division shot to piece.1* by our own artillery because of the '.neflY deucy of our officers. But the naii petered out when the war department met our attacks with cold facts. Then, after a few aim less dashes hi different directions, we took after the Y. M. C. A. This held us longer, but again the scent- tailed i<J keep our attention. Then began the pursuit of the horrors of Brest” and the “iniquities of the army court martial.’’ Began, wc say. tor thero has been no middle and no end. Today wt find It hard to fix our atten tion upon the stories of brutalities to pris oners in France. Ii. C. L. and labor un rest hold the stage. But Heaven help tlia army if the public starts for it again! Should juat one trail hold, the puck will destroy. And no man can foretell the names tho mason will carve. Old VFashioned Politics. From the New York Post. Six candidates for the same seat in con gress, touring a district together anc speaking from the same platforms, must bo an awesome spectacle, but it may b* witnessed in two districts in South Caro line during the rest of this month. The campaigns, of course, are really for the democratic nomination, which will decide the elections. They May Be Sorry. From Bryan's Com mo nor. By the time the Republicans dispose o! the League of Nations, the labor question, the railroad problem and the profiteer they may be sorry they arc in control oi congress. Being in control they have tc show their hand in constructive legisla tion—ltt-vi year they c-ouid spend their tirm finding fault. So, Don’t Get Discouraged. From the Detroit News. Does this sound natural? “Congress is rent party * • * mud business of a trifling nature and persona concernment withdraws their atteritior from matters of great national moment.’ George Washington wrote it in 1771 about tiie continental congress. Borrowing the Tableware. From the Wall Street Journal. A chain of restaurants in New York has to purchase more than 1,000,000 spoons forks and knives every year, others tel the same story. Some of the help, •ac cording to the management of a Wal street restaurant, must t>e reckoned or as furnishing their homes with “bor rowed” tableware, and many patrons tak* it for souvenirs as unbltfphingly as the) would appropriate an umbrella on a rainj day. war nara on Glass. From the Nation’s Business-. Glas* was not made for the concussions of war. The glass factories uf Belgiun can run for many months on the job o replacing broken window’ ixines, am France looks to Belgium to .help in mend ing its own windows. Italy's one factor) will have a long period of work if it is t< replace the destroyed windows in the in vaded district. Steel and Rail Workers Pay. From Financial Letter, tlie National Cit) Batik of Chicago The country has been afflicted with ai epidemic of strikes which unquestionably Impede production. A large volume o: trade is being done In the immense terri tory served by the Chicago market, but labor troubles have caused no Jittb anxiety concerning the ability of pro ducers *and manufacturers to supply the constantly growing European demand foi American products. The unrest of laboi 1* virtually worldwide, but there would seem to be less reason fur this in the United States than anywhere else in tlit * world. This is because the official figure* that In the 11 years from 190S, the anirtiar^wagOH-of the steel worker hathh country has increased from $728 to $1,900, a gain of ISO per cent, while theyyay of th< | railroad worker has-been raised _ in tlv$ I same'"interval from 1n2l a’y^r'to $1,6QS ■ a gain of 110 per ctnt. Suyli an lp«rca$€ | would seem to be sufficient to more thar | cover the upward trend in living expense* which both federal and state authorities are striving hard to combat. Doesn't Miss Anything. From the Sun Francisco Clin-.delft They were seeing San Francisco T»ie> bed done Chii -town, the seals, a coup!’ of in iseums a. 1 the spagh tti tun.'el o? Bay vt rce. The even I »g found them i., Peacock Al.ey watcHi ? *he F.igiparu pa ade. Finally c "e o* then, had an ’ ■» I pi at*or.. St.e tur od „ her companl "1 o yo*j lUc art ’ she q’i'iW. •< ti, ,pv y •. Whi'nevc ’ lilt n Mg city wlti - n artei*y *..i it 1 i .wayj blo.v in." ^ *i re tbrrtty H'*ila»>»U,r* lire licgi?: .1 to con ibln ubcut tlv "e-jrpr'»kh'c foiclgner .a AiKi-or.gc " ivnow* 't h.*4 -nst llol- n I iOjLiO to guard *o far. ^_ ■ Lift off Corns! Doesn’t hurt a bit and Freezone costs only a few cents. V WJth your fingers! Ton can lift off i *hy hard corn, soft corn, or corn be* 1 tween the toes, and the hard skin cal luses from bottom of fleet. A tiny bottle of "Freexone" costs little at any drug store; apply a few dropo upon the corn or callus. In stantly It stops hurting, then shortly you lift that bothersome corn or callus right off. root and nil, without one bit of pain or soreness. Truly! No hum bug !—Adr. ‘deserved to be pardoned _ j Q'jick-W.ttcd Youngster Must Have Heard of Boast the Surgeon Wae Fond of Making. _ I Tills Indianapolis physician boasts (bat In- would rather do surgical work than cat. Even the children In the neighborhood know of this, as is prov en by tho following story: Recently some of the neighboring boys were playing bull In front of Iris office. Suddenly the ball went wild j went to work to rewrite the duet. To , clan’s [date glass windows. Of course i the doctor was furious and he ex pressed his feelings to the wee fellow who had thrown it. “Haven’t I told yon fellows that this would happen some day?” lie demanded. The little follow nodded his head. “Then what have you to say for your self?’’ was the next thrust. The little fellow gulped, swallowed and finally sobbed out: "Well, 1 thought maybe 1 wohld Hit one of your patients.” Smallsst Penknife. A gold-handled penknife that is so small It could pass through the eye of an ordinary darning needle Is on dis play In the window of Its maker, Solo mon L. Baxter, Jeweler, Wellesley, Mass. Baxter claims It is the smallest penknife In the world. The little knife 1 has two steel blades measuring three thirty-seconds of an Inch. Three tiny steel rivets hold the sides and blades . In position. Alternate Insomnia. Admiral Sims suid at a dinner in Washington: “And another frequent cause of di vorce is alternate insomnia.” “Alternate insomnia!” said a nerve specialist Incredulously. “Pshaw, ad miral, what the deuce.Is that?” “Alternate Insomnia.” the admiral explained, "is a Complaint common to a great many husbands and wives. Whichever goes to sleep first keeps the other awake ail night snoring.” Didn't Disturb Him. Mrs. Grngon—Wake oop, ye foghorn ' Oi can’t shlnpe a wink on account nv yure shnorin’. Grogan—Ye must tltry an’ get used to it, the same as Oi hov. OI uiver notice It mosilf, at all, at till.—fkiston Evening Transcript. _—4 Mill III 1—IIKM — I — ■■■Hi ■ ■ M—a——M ■ III !■■ } mmmmmmmmmmamm—ummmmmmmmmmmasmmmmnmmm mmmmmmm i-1 mmn-Tri ■VVV ' ’ ' Experts or Theorists— * Which? The packing industry is intri cate, complex—far more so than the railroads or the telegraph. Every day multiplying needs of society increase its problems and multiplying responsibilities demand more of it • Highly trained experts, spec ialists of years’ experience, thinkers and creative men, de vote their lives, their energies, their activities, to solving the problems of the packing industry and meeting its widening duties. Swift & Company is not a few dozen packing plants, a few hundred branch houses, a few thousand refrigerator cars, and a few million 'dollars of capi tal, but an organization of such men. It is the experience, in telligence, initiative and activity which operates this physical equipment. Can this intelligence, this ex perience, this initiative and cre Iative effort which handles this business at a profit^ of only a fraction of a cent per pound from all sources, be fostered through the intervention of political theorists, however pure their purposes? Or be replaced by legislation ? Does Congress really think that it can ? __ Let us send you a Swift “Dollar". It will interest you. Address Swift & Company, Union Stock Yards, Chicago, HI. Swift & Company, U. S. A. j Landed on Him. The Diner—How did 1 order m.v et-’gs? The Waitress—Well, you wasn’t any too polite about it. It is not so much what you earn as what you spend (hat counts. Manhood is above hII riches, over tops nil title#; character la greater then any career. Illicit Music. “Pretty dry time ut the elub dinner, last night, eh, old man?” “Well, tin* orchestra gave us a lot of Mnyer-beer.” Children Cry For # ■*»:!! j What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor OH, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor'Other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation .of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep. ' The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA AT.WAYS Bears the Signature of I | So Iks For Over 30 Years Tho Mind You Have Alw&;*«s Bought 2£x*ct Copy of Wrapper# ^ ri centaur com.miiy nkwvo. city,