Nebraska Newspapers

    WOULDN'T TRUST THE ’GATOR
Darkey Had by No Means Lost Hla
Faith, but He Was Just a Little
Apprehensive.
( Biehop McDowell tells a story about
|a southern baptism. A colored preach
ter was dipping his converts in the wa
iters of a tropical stream when one old
‘darkey saw a crocodiile sunning him
self on the opposite bank. When his
turn came to be immersed he drew
back, costing terror-stricken eyes at
the sleeping saurian.
“What’s de mattah wld yo’, brud
Ider,” said the parson; “yo’ all ain’t
lakeered o’ dat dar gator, is yo’?’’
; The darkey admitted frankly that
Ihe was.
“Don’ yo’ all ’ member de story ob
Jonah an’ de whale, an’ how de whale
Mun spit up Jonah on de shoah?”
"Yes, passon. Ah ’members erbout
Jonah. But dat whale dun hab a con
•cienco. Dat 'gator looks lak he might
, tgo to sleep an’ fergit all erbout me.”
Is Typhoid Conquered?
Vaccination to prevent smallpox Is
■o general in this country and has
‘been so effective in abolishing what
‘■was formerly one of the most destruc
tive scourges of the human race that
(nearly everybody except the small
number of people whose temperament
predisposes them to “take the other
side” accepts it as a matter of course
and recognizes in it one of the great
est blessings conferred by modern
Omedical advancement. But typhoid
vaccination is somewhat comparative
ly new, with which the public as a
(whole is not familiar. Yet it will be
"well for the public to take heed of the
results that have been obtained by its
cse in the United States army.—
Cleveland Leader.
George Ade on Matrimony.
George Ade, discussing matrimony
In an after-dinner speech at the Chi
cago Athletic club, said:
“Marriage has the effect of giving
a man a swelled head.
"Many a time, looking at this hus
Iband, or that, I say to myself:
“ 'Ah, if that man were only as wise
«a he thinks his wife thinks he is!’”
The Sequence.
“Just as we were wondering where
the money for a feed was to come
from, Billy Smith, who always has his
pockets full, blew in—”
“Well, what happened?”
“A blow-out.”
!
Easy Then to Be Generous.
I The trouble with some would-be
igenerous men is that they always
leave their money at home in their
Other clothes.
^ Dodging.
“Will you give me your name,
please?”
“Pardon me, miss, but this isn't
leap year.”
The Pioneer.
"Who started the first exposure of
Ithe underworld?”
"I guess it was the first volcano."
The Reason.
“Cat shows are generally a success.”
“No wonder. A cat show ought to
come up to the scratch.”
A man always expects his wife to be
a lot better than he expects her to ex
pect him to be.
The man who makes a god of wealth
Is generally just about as crooked as
the dollar mark he worships.
It sometimes requires a buoyant na
ture to keep up appearances.
ANOTHER COFFEE WRECK
What’s the Use When There’s an Easy
Way Out?
Along with the coffee habit has
grown the prevalent “American Dis
ease”—nervous prostration.
The following letter shows the way
out of the trouble:
"Five years ago I was a great cof
fee dripker and from its use I be
came so nervous I could scarcely
Bleep at all nights. My condition grew
worse and worse until finally the phy
eician I consulted declared my trou
bles were due to coffee.
“But being so wedded to the bev
erage I did not see how I could do
without it, especially at breakfast,
as that meal seemed incomplete with
out coffee.
"On a visit, my friends deprived me
of coffee to prove that it was harm
ful. At the end of about eight days
I was less nervous, but the craving
for coffee was intense, so I went back
to the old habit as soon as I got home
and the old sleepless nights came
near making a wreck of me.
“I heard of Postum and decided to
try it. I did not like it at first, be
cause, as I afterwards discovered, it
was not made properly. I found, how
ever, that when made after directions
on the package, it was delicious.
“It had a soothing effect on my
nerves, and none of the bad effects
that coffee had, so I bade farewell to
coffee and have used only Postum
since. The most wonderful account of
the benefit to be derived from
Postum could not exceed my own ex
perience.”
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for a copy of "The
Road to Wellville.”
Postum now comes in two forms:
Regular Postum—must be well
boiled.
Instant Postum—is a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup of hot water and, with cream
and sugar, makes a delicious bever
age instantly. Grocers sell both kinds.
“There’s 9 Reason” for Postum.
L
The Eternal Feminine.
DO TAKE another cup, my
dear.
Yes, don’t you think it’s
very queer,
How she can dress so
handsomely?
Her husband lost his job, I
see.
Her name was Jones—quite
common, yes.
Dunham sounds better, I con
fess.
They say her temper’s some
thing wild—
I pity that poor little child.
Yes, paints her face. Her hair,
my pet—
She used to be a dark brunette.
Say, darling, did you hear the
bell?
No—well, there is lots more to
teU.
Oh, no; she is no friend of mine.
Here, try this cake, dear; it is
fine.
They say poor Dunham’s get
ting thin. i
Poor Mister Dunham, ’tis a
sin—
(Maid quietly ushers lady in).
Why, Mrs. Dunham, how-de
do !
I heard somebody coming,
But I never thought ’twas you!
Just sit down, dear, and have
some tea
With your friend, Mabel Gabb,
and me.
We just were saying, my it’s
queer—
We just were wishing you
were here!
—Margaret G. Hays.
HIS ARBITRARY AILMENT.
By Catherine Cooper.
(Copyright, 1914, by the McClure News
paper Syndicate.)
Jimmy Blake had gone down to visit the
family physician partly because his fam
ily demanded It and partly because the
feeling of having a brick somewhere with
in him was becoming unpleasant. His
disposition had become more or less
ragged. The members of his family had
Insisted upon his consulting a doctor as
much for their own sake as for Jimmy’s
relief.
He had taken clams and a tankard of
ale for his lunch. A half hour later the
Drick had assumed the proportion of two
bricks in his interior. Undoubtedly the
clams and ale had precipitated his visit
to Doctor Warner.
When Jimmy rang the doorbell he felt
very much like a forelorn hope. Never
again would he eat soft shell clams.
When the door opened Jimmy’s face
quite naturally essayed a smile. He found
the task easy, even under his physical dis
tress. She who had opened the door was
both gracious and bewitching.
"The doctor has not come in yet," she
said. "Won’t you come in and wait?"
"Will I?" thought Jimmy. "Waiting is
one of the best things I do," he told the
girl. His laugh was frank and boyish.
People usually liked Jimmy; he had eyes
that were true, a nose that tilted slightly,
and laugher-loving lips.
He followed the girl in the white uni
form into the spacious waiting room.
When he had chosen a comfortable chair
the girl offered him a selection of current
Action and would have left the room, hav
ing established his comfort.
"Am I to be left alone?" Jimmy ques
tioned. "I might faint or have a At or
something," he added.
The girl smiled in spite of herself.
"You do not look in the least as If you
could accomplish either of those turns
successfully," the girl told him. "Besides,
there will be other patients in soon." The
door bell rang and she disappeared.
The doctor was late and Jimmy had the
pleasure of watching for the little -white
robed figure as from time to time patients
were shown into the waiting room. Once
or twice the girl sent him a swift glance
and Jimmy’s pain felt infinite relief.
When the physician’s limousine drew up
at the curb Jimmy hurriedly collected his
symptoms; he had almost forgotten his
troubles under the influence of Mary
Richard’s smile. It had been Jimmy’s
good fortune to catch her name from one
of the patients.
ment,” she laughed happily, and slipped
over into Jimmy’s waiting arms.
“Tho cure." said Dr. Warner, “it
complete.”
TOWELS ON THEIR “LAST PEGS”
New Electrio Hand Wiper Bids Fair
to Augment Junk Heap.
From the Washington Times.
Now it’s the electric hand wiper.
This is the last word in sanitary de
vices for public buildings, and promises
to relegate the paper towel to the same
Junk heap with the roller towel.
The electric hand wiper is the in
vention of J. H. Ward, superintendent
of the district building, and one has
Just been installed in the washroom
in the basement floor of the building
The electric hand wiper resembles a
large box with an opening in the top
over which wet hands are held. By
pushing down a foot lever the machine
is put in operation and a strong cur
rent of warm air comes out through
the opening, and presto! the hands are
dry.
The air is driven through th$
opening with a strong electric
blower, first passing over two minia
ture plectric furnaces, which warms it
to a temperature that does not chili
the hands.
“The only objection that has de
veloped so far," said Mr. Ward today,
“is that it takes too long for a person
to dry his hands. As a matter of fact,
it takes Just 30 seconds, but because
one stands at the machine holding one’s
hands still it seems like five minutes.”
The machine is much more economical
than paper towels. The cost of wiping
100 pairs of hands is Just one cent.
A Pretty Lively Corpse.
From the Duluth Herald.
The beet sugar Industry, you will re
member, is dead.
Its friends put that beyond any doubt
when the tariff debate was on. Free
sugar, they said, would kill at a single
blow the entire sugar beet industry of
this country; and free sugar was voted in
and the new tariff begins its work of de
struction in March.
Well, the beet sugar Industry is acting
very singularly for a corpse.
Its incomprehensible actions are report
ed in interviews in Michigan papers with
Bertram E. Smith, an officer of one of the
several large beet sugar factories in that
state.
According to Mr. Smith, the refiners this
year are offering a flat price for beets,
which in the long run will pay the farm,
ers rather less than they have been get
ting, but which has the merit of insuring
the farmer a good Income from his beets,
even in years when the sugar content is
low, as sometimes happens. Under the old
plan the farmer had to take a larger
chance on the season. Under the new
plan the factory does the gambling and
the farmer knows precisely what to flgura
on.
And, according to Mr. Smith, the farm,
ers like this arrangement so well that thej
are eagerly signing contracts for this sea.
son.
Moreover—again according to Smith
the factories will contract for a large;
acreage this year than they did last.
Moral: When official mourners bury at
Industry killed by tariff revision, don’'
let your sympathies get away with yo>
too quickly.
v\ nen sne DecKonea nim to rollow her
Into the office he arose with alaorlty.
With the memory of her eyes It was with
difficulty that Jimmy summoned a com
prehensive list of his Internal disturb
ances.
Dr. Warner, who had watched the first
breath of life escape Jimmy’s lips and
had nursed him through measles, his first
cigar Illness and many others, gazed
quizzically at the boy.
“From what you have said," he told
Jimmy, “I would Infer there was some
thing on your mind, as well as that brick
you mention. However, you must take a
test meal for me next Friday. After that,
we can fix you up In no time. There Is
a little lack In digestive juices that can
be remedied easily.’’
Jimmy arose quickly; partly because he
knew the doctor to be a very busy man
and partly because the girl In white would
be waiting to open the door for him.
“The hours are 2 until 4,’’ the girl In
formed Jimmy. “You were down early.
Dr. Warner comes In from the country.”
“I will be down at 1:30 next time,"
Jimmy laughed, “and you had better be
waiting to receive me. There is grave
danger of my needing support in the
famished condition I will be in. I get
nothing to eat Friday but dry toast and
tea—so be waiting to catch me.” He
sent a second smile deep into the girl's
eyes and went out.
On the way to the office Jimmy was
ever conscious of the quick sympathy
that had sprung into Mary Richard’s
eyes and the wonderful tenderness of
heart that assuredly was hers. He fell
to wondering why he had never seen her
before at Dr. Warner’s and just who she
was.
His questions wrere answered during
his next few visits. Mary Richards was
a niece of the doctor and had come on
to New York with the half-formed idea
of becoming a nurse. She had come to
realize through her slight experience
with her uncle that she could never study
medicine.
“Therefore—I am going back home,"
she told Jimmy.
“Soon?” he questioned quickly.
“As soon as uncle finds just the per
son he wants to fill my place,” she said.
Jimmy became suddenly unhappy. This
would be his last visit to the doctor. A
most evil tasting acid medicine had
finally put his interior being into perfect
order. There was not even a chip from
that brick lurking within him. He could
eat soft shell crabs and drink ale all day
if he desired to do so.
However, Jimmy was not going to be
done out of his visits to the doctor, w'hen
with each one he seemed to be gaining
some wonderful feeling within him that
warmed hi3 heart and made him forget
all the girls he had once known. Ho
pondered deeply over his new sensations
and wondered If he were in love.
Dr. Warner was puzzled. Jimmy Blake
came In once a week and each time ho
came there was some new trouble. Symp
toms tnat no doctor had ever heard of
seemed destined to meet In Jimmy’s
body. And always Jimmy’s cheeks re
sembled blooming roses, his eyes
sparkled with health and his lips were
scarlet with clear blood.
“My boy,” said the doctor, “I will have
to call In another physician. A consul
tation is the only way to solve this ques
tion. I am at my wits’ end.” He went
to the bell, pushed It and stood waiting
with a peculiarly odd smile in his eyes.
Mary Richards came swiftly in,
“Yes, doctor?” she questioned.
“Mary,” said the doctor, “I have called
you In to consult with you about this
young man’s case. It Is perhaps the first
time you have been consulted—"
“No, it is not,” Jimmy cried. “I have
consulted and consulted and consulted
with her.”
The girl blushed even to the shadows
beneath her eyes, he cast a swift look
at Jimmy, then turned to her uncle’s pro
tecting arms.
“You said you needed me here," she
told him in a little trembling voice. “I
did not want to leave you until you had
found some one to take my place.”
“There!” nodded Jimmy vigorously,
“that is what she has been telling me
for the last three weeks, and here am
X pining away to a mere wraith simply
A;*cause Mary insists on opening that
outside door for you.” He grinned boy
ishly at the doctor. “That is the cause
of my aches and pains. She refuses to
marry me right away.”
“I would call her an arbitrary ail
ment,” laughed the doctor.
Mary stood on tiptoe and kissed her
uncle’s far seeing e.\ es.
”1 refuse to be called an arbitrary all
The Mighty Movies.
From the Nebraska State Journal.
The promptness with which OJinaga wa»
captured after General Villa had mad*
terms with a moving picture companj
must be taken as one more victory foj
the all conquering “movies.” There was *
strange hitch In the campaign agalnsj
OJinaga last week. After reducing thf
place and Its garrison to dire extremitj
the attacking army drew back and sal
down. This was assumed to be a wait foj
reinforcements.
Then It Is announced, General Villa
confirming the report, that he has flnallj
come to agreement with a moving pic
ture concern to make films of the assault
on OJinaga. If Villa's army wins, th«
pictures are to be shown In Mexico on i
royalty of 60 per cent. This detail ar
ranged, events move rapidly. Almost be
fore we can open our eyes Villa has move<
against OJinaga and the beleagured in
habitants have waded the Rio Grande an<
placed themselves under the protectloi
of the United States.
Napoleon nerved his fighting men bj
the suggestion that 40 dead centuriei
looked down on their Egyptian battles
What Is to be the manifold of fighting
power now. when generals can remind
their men that 40.000,000 living eyes are ot
them, or soon will be. The “movle”-in
.spired Mexicans of Villa swept OJlnagt
away like a feather once the presence o!
the camera spurred them to do their best
The Good Old Times.
From the Pittsburgh IDispatch.
A writer In Leslie’s threatens to writ!
a sermon on “The Old Things Are Bet
ter.” Wrc are going crazy nowadays, uh«
says, over novelty, new fashions, new In
ventions, seeing new places, but the ol<
things are better, the old friends, the gooj
old furniture, and old shoes. Is then
anything on earth so comfortable and dej
lightful as a pair of soft, flexible ol4
shoes? This eternal harking back to thi
good old times, old fashions, old ways an4
old shoes shows the persistence of half
truths. The people of the present day arj
having It dinned into their ears that 1;
they lived as their great grandfather^
did they would have nothing to complalg
about. Otherwise we ore warned w<
going crazy oYfcr novelty. “Old fashions
old ways, old shoes?” Why not old tal
low dips, old dirt streets, old lumbering
Conestoga wagons, old pumps, old wood
piles and old log cabins? Was it the era*!
for novelty drove people to the electrl<
bulb, paved streets and sidewalks, stean
and electric railroads and automobiles
city water supply, gas fires and moderi
houses? “The good old times.” Bah
There never was a time as good as today
The High Cost of War.
From The Argonaut.
We are now informed that the Baikal
war cost $*6,000,000, and that the net re
suit has been the killing of 228,000 men
The per capita price seems to be a ver]
high one, something over $3,000; but ther
what can one expect from these primlttv!
peoples unversed in the methods of civil
ized commerce? Recent police disclosure!
in New York show that the average prlc<
of a murder is about $26, and probablj
even this price could be reduced on taking
a quantity. Evidently the Balkan people!
have much to learn both In markets and
marksmanship.
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YOUTH WAS A LITTLE BITTER
Uncle's Quite Natural Desire Did Not
Seem to Him to Be Altogether
Reasonable.
Howard Is quite a spendthrift His
only living relative Is an old uncle
who Is not; and there are other differ
ences between Howard and his un
cle, says the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
However, one day not long ago our
young hero more or less diffidently ap
proached his avuncular relative with
the latlmation that it would be a
graceful thing for the old chap to
loosen up.
"Young man.” said the nncle, “you
sre a spendthrift If I had money I
would not give it to you. But I have
so money. You seem to think I have
t treasure hidden away somewhere.
Set rid of that notion. I have saved
Bp a suns largo enough to bury me de
cently when I die, and that Is all.
Now, get out!”
A friend of Howard asked him a lit
tle later In the day why he looked so
thoughtful.
“I was Just wondering,” he said,
“where that old fellow got the Idea
that he ought to be buried decently.”
Queer English Duty.
Americans will be Interested to
know that from 1660 It has been cus
tomary to take a duty as one of the
hereditary customs of the crown. In
1660 there was a duty of eight pence
a gallon on all the tea liquor sold in
all coffee houses—a great inconveni
ence to tea drinkers, because it was
surveyed only twice a day by the ex
cise officers, and so could only be
brewed twice a day.-—London Mail.
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ache. I took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return of the
palpitations. Am
now 63 years old.
able to do lots of
Judge Miller. manual labor, am
well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. I feel very grateful that
I found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter if you wish. I
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron. Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
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Between the Acts.
"Sir,” said the man in the orchestra
chair, "in passing to and fro you have
ruined my silk hat.”
“I cannot help that, sir,” said the
other. "If you had gone out between
the acts yourself your hat would not
have suffered!”—Puck.
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Progress.
"How Is your Shakespearian club
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“Splendidly. We learned two new
steps last week.”—Life.
Don’t tell a girl you are in love with
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It Isn’t always the biggest man who
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Ho was idealistic and poetical. She
was practical—a good matrimonial
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ize that tomorrow will be our wooden
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Mrs. Clay telephoned to a friend that
sho would coine down and spend the
day.
"Well, hero I am!" she exclaimed
cheerily, as the little daughter of the
hostess opened the door.
"Yes," replied tho child; I'm glad
to see you; and 1 know mother will be
glad, too, for this morning when you
phoned she said that she was thankful
she was going to have the visit over
with."—Ldppincott’s Magazine.
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Vienna’s Model Tenements.
Vienna builds tenements for its
poor. Each building is supplied with
a co-operative store for the benefit of
the tenants.
Only Ono “BROMO QUININE”
That Is I.AXAT1VB UKOMO QUININB. Look for
tho aifmatnro of B. W. GKOVH. Cures a Oold to One
Par, Cu res Grip 1 u Two Pays. 26o.
Stinging.
"Er—ah, beg your pardon, miss, but
haven’t you lost something?” began
the would-be flirt.
"No, I haven't. But there goes a
lady with a dog chain. It’s probably
her you’re looking for.”
Putnam Fadeless Dyes will last un
til the goods wear out. Adv.
It’s a good plan to mind your own
business. If you don’t some one else
will.
vvRECORw? CrOJJS in all
X>^mwWesfern Canada
HHT/'AIl parts of the Provinces of
Manitoba, Saskatchewan and NSSj
Alberta, have produced won- \Smj
jj/EMSafi] derful yields of Wheat, Oats, W
/VT/Jllrw ®ar*ay and F*a*- Wheat graded \R
from Contract to No. 1 Hard, \W
/iff//9 weighed heavy and yielded from 20 , W
mjff *° 45 bushels per acre; 22 bushels was ®
Mj// about the total average. Mixed Farm- \\iWfjJ
vjjfljjtf ing may be considered fully as profit- UiUlN|
WM able an industry as grain raising. The mfl
Ww excellent grasses full of nutrition, are Wl
the only food required either for beef ml
\W or dairy purposes. In 1912, and again in UflJ
ml 1913, at Chicago. Manitoba carried off K|
the Championship for beef steer. Good
fW7 schools, markets convenient, climate ex
Mj cellent. For the homesteader, the man
Hu who wishes to farm extensively, or the \fljl
HVl investor, Canada offers the biggest op- Ml
Mr portunity of any place on the continent, gj
SSp Apply for descriptive literature and CM
if reduced railway rates to HI
fjjf Superintendent of M|
tty Ottawa, Canada, or to pfgTrGSHnjiZAl
ftj I. *. lulMhlu, Dnwer 578, If/B'LrrKl, !
U Watertown, M. 1»., W.T. lU-ni.rU, 3 / lX.'f A |
1H Iteo Halldlnf, Omaha, Nebraska [i^TS» » DGl
{>* and B. A. Uarrett, Sil Jaekaon K I A.
Hi Street, St. rsal, niiutMuU V*|vNI2pjf4
Bj Canadian /* WdtfvJ j ■
MGovernment Agent! iwlma.1 ihJ
FREE TO ALL SUFFERERS
If you feel ‘out of bouts’ 'RUN down’ ‘got tho blubs*
BUFFER from BIDNET, BLADDER, NERVOUS DISEASES,
CHRONIC WRAKNBBS, ULCERS. SKIN ERUPTIONS, PILES,
write for FREE cloth bound medical book on
these diseases and wonderful cures effected by
THE NEW FRENCH REMEDY No.1No2No.3
THERAPION
the remedy for tour own ailment. Absolutely FREE*
No'follow up’circulars. No obligations. Dr. LkClkro
Hkd. Co.. Haverstouk Rd.. Hampstead, London. Emo.
WE WANT TO PROVE TUBRAPION WILL CURB YOU.
BIIDTIIQE CURED in a few days
ilUr 1 UflEi without pain or a sup
gical operation. No pay until cared. Writ*
DR. WRAY, 308 Bee Blilc., Omaha, Nab
gfettife&iiSflfrc SBS&*iK
Alfalfa Seed $6 JMSSh»!F, sSux1 ??t-vTS
RP A ET 13 (O of this paper desiring
Em rl wJf tCm n to buy anything adver
tised In Its columns should Insist upon having what
they ask for, refusing all substitutes or imitations.
SIOUX CITy'pTG. CO. NO. 6-1914.
Nib Kind You Have
Always Bought