A Tale of a Wag.
From the London Daily News.
A sentry while on duty was bitten
by a valuable retriever, and drove his
bayonet into the dog. Its owner sued
him in the county court for its value,
and the evidence given showed that
the soldier had not been badly bitten
after all.
"Why did you not knock the dog
with the butt end of your rifle ?” asked
the Judge. The court rocked with
laughter when the sentry replied:
“Why didn’t he bite me with his tall?”
Mrs. Wliilaw’a Soothiso Stsup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduce! inflemmetl on,
alleyspeln, cures wind colic. 25c a bottla.
In Narrow Quarters.
From the New York Sun.
For many years old Colonel Lee re
sided In Ninth street. New York, near
the Hotel St. Denis. He Is still re
membered by hundreds of New York
ers for his bright manner and happy,
apt remarks.
When the project for erecting an
equestrian statue to General Wash
ington In Union Square was proposed,
Colonel Lee was Intrusted with one
of the subscription papers for circu
lation. Shortly after receiving it he
approached a well known citizen and
asked for a subscription. But the
citizen declined to subscribe, stating
in a rather pompous manner:
"I do not consider, sir, that there is
any necessity for a monument to Mr.
Washington. His fame is undying; it
is enshrined in the hearts of his coun
trymen.”
"Is he enshrined in your heart?" soft
ly Inquired the colonel.
"He is. sir.”
"Well, all I have to say,” retorted
Colonel Lee, "Is that he Is in a tight
place.”
Reward of Merit.
From Tit-Bits.
Young Lady—"Give me one yard of—
why, haven’t I seen you before?”
Draper’s Assistant—“Oh, Maud, have
you forgotten me? I saved your life at
the seaside last summer."
Young Lady (warmly)—“Why, of course
you did. Then you may give me two
yards of the ribbon, please.”
Pettit's Eye Salve for Over lOO Years
has been used for congested and inflamed
eyes, removes film or scum over the eyes.
All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo,
N. Y.
A Social Distinction.
From the Boston Transcript.
Pat—"An’ phwat the devil Is a chafin'
dish?”
Mike—"Whist! Ut’s a fryin’ pan that's
got into society.”
Good fellowship at the expense of the
stomach leads straight toward bank
ruptcy of health.
Silly Seaton Elegiacs.
This is the season of serpents that swim |
In the turf at the seaside—
Hundred-yard serpents with heads crest
ed, and saucer-llke eyes;
Whose foreparts appear to the weather of
liners, tlielr tails on the lee side—
Snakes that the sailors don’t mention
people might think they tell lies.
This is the season of stories surprisingly, j
shockingly silly,
Doped by the writers of news, too hot to
obtain what is true;
Scandals at Newport and wonderful do- :
lngs in old Piccadilly
Smart Set gone daft with the heat, nutty
to do something new.
This Is the season when preachers preach
against peek-a-boo dresses—
Then the Dear Girls think ’em bad, and
make ’em more peek-a-boo still.
Now comes the poisoned Ice cream and j
the rest of the murderous messes;
Sunstrokes for doctors to cure—mad dogs
for coppers to kill.
August, Mad Mullah of months! Is there
any that chanteth thy praises?
Yea. there be some, but that proves that
bards have gone mad with the rest.
All the world’s wrong In Its thlnk-box
whenever Sirius blazes,
Hence by these verses our own sanity
falls Is the test!
—Cleveland Deader.
FORMER KNIGHTS OF THE GRIP
Among Them Were Merchant*, Writ
ers and a Great Evangelist.
Marshall Field was a commercial
traveler; so were John Wanamaker and
Tom Murray. So also were Dwight L.
Moody, the great evangelist, and Rich
ard Cobden, the English statesman and
writer.
Ex-Governor Frank Black, of New
York, followed the road with Ills sam
ple cases before beginning his legal and
political career. Walter D. Moody, ono
of the chief executives of the Chicago
Association of Commerce, was for 15
years a road salesman. This list might
be extended almost indefinitely.
Occasionally the commercial traveler
leaves the road to enter one of the pro
fessions. According to Everybody's,
Milton J. Foreman, one of the leaders
of the Chicago bar, president of the
Chicago Charter association, alderman,
and a power In local politics, was a
star hat salesman and took his law
books on the road with him until he
was well grounded In the rudiments of
the profession.
MUST BELIEVE IT.
ivery Reader Will Concede the
Troth of Thle Statement.
One who suffers with backache or
any form of kidney trouble wants a
cure, not merely temporary benefit.
Rev. Maxwell S.
Rowland, of Toma
River, N. J., makes
a statement In this
connection that Is
w o rth attention.
Says he: "I was
suddenly taken
with an attack of
kidney trouble, had
severe pains In my
back and loins and
was generally run
down. Doctors
were not helping
me so I began us
ing Doan’s Kidney
Pills. They brought
me prompt relief.
and as I continued taking them the
pains in my back disappeared and the
kidneys were restored to normal con
dition.”
Remember the name—Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. BO cents a box. Fos
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Summer Hymn.
The year draws near its golden-heartea.
prime.
Fulfilled of grandeur rounded lDto grace;
We seem to hear sweet notes of Joyance
chime
From elfin bells through many a green
wood place.
The sovereign summer, robed and gar
landed,
Looks, steeped In verdure, up the en
chanted skies;
A crown, sun-woven, round her loyal
head,
And love’s warm languor in her dreamy
eyes.
We quaff our fill of beauty, peace, de
light;
But mid the entrancing scene a still
voice saith,
"If the earth, heaven’s shadow, shows a
face so bright,
What of God’s summer past the straits
of death?"
—Paul Hamilton Hayne.
OF ALL HOT WEATHEK ENEMIES
K~ nlera la tb« worst. Treatment must ba prompt. tTsa
Ink tiler (Perry D»v1b’) which twrercome* all bow#|
troubles. like diarrhoea, cholera morbus and dysentery.
In Good Training.
From the Seattle Week-End.
“Fust time you've ever milked a
cow, is it?” said Uncle Josh to his
visiting nephew. “Well, y’ do it a durn
sight bettA’n most city fellers do.”
"It seems to come natural somehow,”
said the youth, flushing with pleasure.
"I’ve had a good deal of practice with
a fountain pen.”
Constipation causes and aggravates
many serious diseases. It is thoroughly
cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Tablets.
The favorite family laxative.
In overhauling the seven submarine
cables between Italy and Messina sev
eral of them were found to be badly
damaged by heat, the sheathing and
layers of rubber being burned and in
some cases the copper conductors fused.
Owing to a great change in the "floor”
of the strait of Messina, one of the
cables was so deeply burled that it was
necessary to abandon it.
Fall Palallas.
The majority of property owners are
finder the impression that spring time
is the only painting time. But the fall
of the year offers several advantages to
the painter. One of the most import- '
ant is that surfaces are almost sure to
be dry, and there is no frost or inner
moisture to work out after the paint is
applied.
Pure white lead—the Dutch Boy
Painter kind—mixed with pure linseed
oil (tinted as desired) gives a winter
coat to a building that is an armor
against the severest attacks of the
winter rain, sleet, winds and snow.
National Lead Company, 1902 Trin
ity Bldg., New York City, makers of
pure white lead, Dutch Boy Painter
trademark, are offering to those inter
ested a complete painter's outfit, con
sisting of a blowpipe and lead tester,
book of color schemes, etc. State
whether you want exterior or interior
decoratine. _ _
“What You Don't Know Don’t—”
From the Milwaukee Journal.
A woman came Into the general store
with a Jar of butter. She desired to
exchange it for another jar of butter.
In churning her butter she had dis
covered a mouse in tho churn.
“It didn’t injure the butter," she said
to the storekeeper, “and to anyone who
did not know the circumstances it
would taste all light.”
Taking the Woman at her word, the
merchant curried her Jar into the back
room, transferred her butter to an
other jar, and the gratified customer
took hack her mouse butter with a
thousand thinks for the accommoda
tion. _
Hamlins Wizard Oil is over fifty years
old and, like an old friend, it can be de
pended upon just as surely as the family
doctor who may be miles away.
OUR MIX-UP WITH A COMET.
That a comet struck the earth In north
ern Arizona somewhere between 5,000 and
700 years ago, la considered extremely
probable by Professor W. H. Pickering,
of Harvard, who contributes an article on
the subject to Popular Astronomy. Cal
culating first the general chances of such
a collision. Professor Pickering estimates
that we should expect to be struck by the
core of a visible comet once In about 400,
000,000 years, and by some portion of the
head once In 2,000,000 to 4,000,000 years. Ac
cepting the estimate that animal life has
existed on earth for about 100,000,000 years,
perhaps as many as 60 collisions must
have taken place during that Interval, evi
dently without producing any very serious
results. Besides these there are Invisible
comets with regard to whose frequency
wre have no accurate knowledge. Some of
these are badly disintegrated—mere “star
showers." The locality where Professor
Pickering thinks one of the comets may
have struck Is known as Coon Butte, and
Is about 70 or SO miles from the Grand
Canon of the Colorado.
A Present-Time Inquiry.
Oh, say,
Ain't we getting too gay?
Ain’t we going too fast
To last?
Ain’t we whooping things up so much
We'll all be in Dutch?
Ain’t we pushing too hard
Without regard
To anything except that we
Must do it all immediately?
Ain’t we banging all records
In a way that ought
To prove that our energy
Is overwrought?
Wow!
Look at us now!
The aeroplane is on the wing
And flying round like everything
To show that man, beyond doubt.
Has got the bird game beaten out;
The Lusitania’s added powers
Have cut her time to fewer hours
Than any other ship has done
On any trans-Atlantic run;
The Hudson-Fulton show will be
The greatest on this earth to see;
We’ve reached the top notch of the earth
And got the pole for all it’s worth;
The highest buildings scrape the sky,
The fastest trains go whizzing by.
The athletes do their strongest stunts,
The greatest hunter fiercely hunts,
The quickest autos mow us down
in open field and crowded town;
The largest wages go to toil.
The biggest crops enrich the soil:
The fastest thing on earth’s too slow.
The biggest Is too small,
And everybody seems to want
To get ahead of all.
By gum.
That we are going some
Cannot be denied,
But on the side,
Ain’t we going too fast
To last?
Gee whiz,
Can't somebody say where the limit is?
Willing to Try.
From the London Times.
”Do you think you can manage with jqy
salary of three pounds a week, darling?”
he asked, after she had said yes.
"I’ll try, Jack,” replied she. "But what
will you do?”
The man who claims to understand
women may be educated, but he Is ci
ther inexperienced or an egotist.
THE DOCTOR’S WIFE
Agrefi with Him About Food.
A trained nurse says: "in the prac
tice of my profession I have found so
many points In favor of Grape-Nuts
food that I unhesitatingly recommend
It to all my patients.
“It is delicate and pleasing to the
palate (an essential In food for the
sick) and can he adapted to all ages,
being softened with milk or cream for
babies or the aged when deficiency of
teeth renders mastication impossible.
For fever patients or those on liquid
diet I find 'Grape-Nuts and albumen
water very nourishing and refreshing.'
“This recipe is my own Idea and Is
made as follows: Soak a teaspoonful
of Grape-Nuts In a glass of water for
an hour, strain and serve with the
beaten white of an egg and a spoonful
of fruit juice for flavouring. This af
fords a great deal of nourishment that
eveu the weakest stomachs can assimi
late without any distress.
“My husband is a physician and he
uses Grape-Nuts himself and orders it
many times for his patients.
"Personally I regard a dish of Grape
nuts with fresh or stewed fruit as the
ideal breakfast for anyone—well or
sick.”
In any case of stomach trouble, nerv
ous prostration or brain fag—a 10
day trial of Grape-Nuts will work won
ders toward nourishing and rebuilding
and in this way ending the trouble.
"There’s a Reason,” and trial proves.
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book. “The Road to Wellville.”
Ever read the above letter? A
new one appears from time to time.
They are genuine, true, and full of
human interest.
WOULD YOU marry If suited? Matri
monial paper with advertisements, mar
riageable people from all sections, rich,
poor, young, old. Protestants, Catholics
Mulled free. O. Gunnels, Toledo, Ohio.
__ Pipe Smokers' Jaws.
From the Philadelphia Ledger.
There is one question I always ask
a man who wants a job," remarked the
business man who has to hire several
hundred men for different positions
each year.
"The question I always ask them is,
'Do you smoko a pipe much?' Of cours
the answers are various. Some of them
smoke a pipe a great deal and others
not at all. Some smoke cigarets, al
though I seldom can get a man to ad
mit It. There seems to be a general
guilty feeling when a man Is a cl
garet smoker. Some of them smoke
cigars. My business is such that It
makes very little difference to their
availability to me no matter what they
smoke.
"Why do I ask about the pipe? Well,
not that I have the least interest In
their habits, or that I have any preju
dice one way or another In the matter.
The reason Is that I want to know
whether the formation of their lower
jaws is natural or acquired.
“A man with a firm lower Jaw Is al
ways a man of parts and of will. I say
'always,' anyway, most always. If he
does not smoke a pipe his square jaw.
back near where It hinges on to the
upper one. Is natural. If he Is a pipe
smoker the looks are deceiving, and
1 have to Judge his caliber some other
way.
“Pipe smokers always have strong
muscles back on the face about the
place a man stops when he makes the
first stroke downward in shaving.
These are the muscles that hold the
Jaws together. They often give a
square jawed effect to a man who
hasn’t any square Jaw characteristics.
My men think I ask funny questions,
but there's a reason."
COVERED WITH HIVES.
Child a Man of Dreadful Sore, Itch
ing, Irritating Humor for Two
Months—Little Sufferer In Terri
ble Plight—Cured by Cuticura.
“My six year old daughter had th«
dreadful disease called hives for two
months. She became affected by play
ing with children who had it. By
scratching she caused large sores
which were irritating. Her body was
a complete sore, but It was worse on
her arms and back. We employed a
physician who left medicine, but It did
not help her and X tried several reme
dies, hut without' avail. Seeing the
Cuticura Remedies advertised, I
thought I would try them. I gave her
a hot bath dally with Cuticura Soap
and anointed her body with Cuticura
Ointment. The first treatment relieved
the itching and in a short time the dis
ease disappeared. Mrs. G. L. Prldhoff,
Warren, Mich., June 30 and July 13,’08."
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole
Props, of Cuticura Remedies, Boston.
MORGAN’S BIG IDEALS.
Some Famous Spot-Cash Transactions
—American Croesus Quick to
Decide.
From London Answers.
The sudden purchase of the Piccadilly
hotel for the sum of £500,000 is a re
markable instance of a huge concern
changing hands in a few moments. It
was easy enough for Mr. Mallaby
Deeley to draw a cheque for half a
million, but the complicated nature of
the deal is only apparent when one tries
to realize what half a million of money
really Is.
But half a million down is by no
means a record. There have been nu
merous sales of great English estates
durlng.the last 20 years, and more than
£500,000 has been paid on at least two
occasions. One estate' alone—the Ken
sington—realized over £600,000, and the
whole transaction did not cover two
hours. Even within the past three
months two estates changed hands for
£250,000 apiece.
Mr. Pierpont Morgan has been asso
ciated with many big deals. Some
years ago he was shown a collection
of old masters, and promptly purchased
the lot for £1,000,000 sterling, drawing
a single cheque for the amount. Lord
Amherst of Hackney's Caxtons were
withdrawn from the sale because the
American millionaire privately offered
£25,000 for the set; and his cheque was
promptly accepted.
Mr. Morgan is famous for his quick
ness of decision in these matters; but
his promtpness has not always been
successful. On one occasion he went
into a curio shop in Paris, where he was
well known. The proprietor produced
for his inspection an ancient cope; in
fact, the one worn by Pope Nicholas
IV. The millionaire took out his cheque
book and paid £4,000 for the trfflsure.
Later on he was informed that it had
been stolen from the cathedral at Milan,
and, in deference to popular desire, he
restored the cope. As an acknowledge
ment, the pope had a special medal
struck in his honor.
While the destruction of birds en
tails a loss of $1,000,000,000 a year to
American crops, the American woman
continues to wear beautiful plumage
purchased abroad.
Beati I Hi.
Blest is the man whose heart anil hands
are pure!
He hath no sickness that he shall not
cure,
No sorrow that he may not well endure;
His feet are steadfast and his hope is
sure.
Oh! blest Is he who ne'er hath sold his
soul,
Whose will Is perfect and whose word is
whole.
Who hath not paid to common sense ths
toll
Of self-disgrace, nor owned the world's
control!
Through clouds and shadows of the dark,
est night
He will not lose a glimmering of the light
Nor, though the sun of day be shrouded
quite,
Swerve from the narrow path to left 01
right
—John Addington Symonds.
The woman who was told before
marriage that her slightest wish
should be law, would do well to con
sider how often the law Is broken.
Regardless of general aversion to
kickers, the soubret who kicks the
highest on the stage draws the biggest
crowd.
Each of the chief or*
gang of the body it a
i link in the Chain oi
| Life. A chain is no
stronger than its
weakest link, the body
- no stronger than its
weakest organ. If there is weakness of stomach, liver or lungs, there is a
weak link in the chain of life which may snap at any time. Often this so-called
weakness” is caused by lack of nutrition, the result of weakness or disease
«f the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition. Diseases and
weaknesses of the stomach and its allied organs are cured by the use of Dr.
Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. When the weak or diseased stomach ia
cured, diseases of other organs which seem remote from the stomach but whick
have their origin in a diseased condition of the stomach and
Other nrffcanft of Hiand nttfrifinn nr* onrod alert
The strong man has a strong stomach.
Taka the above recommended “Discov
ery” and yon may have a strong stom
ach and a strong body.
Civbn Awat.—Dr. Pierce’* Common Sense Medical Adviser,
new revised Edition, is sent free on receipt of stamps to pay
expense'of mailing only. Send 21 one-cent stamps for the
book in paper covert, or 31 stamps for the cloth-bound vol
ume. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
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