The frontier. (O'Neill City, Holt County, Neb.) 1880-1965, May 10, 1894, Image 6
MOTHER SONG. ' ®»*» *'.*•'!jm tie earth in moonlit bleu; the Uou h above the nont; v’«r lor.i Ijr *l^pt be» the xvhfnpmrw H l A Bit»AU>A« oaj ti nt note :ini ull Is still. ' «S**P» Jittlo d’tflinst hi ’hi is 1'intj — ■;*<; While I sin; thy audio «on^. |y Abdnt thv drcwi* the drAOp'n? flower > s|y Wow her sweet breath from hour to hour, * Aj»d white tho icre.tt moon spread* her wtasra, 1 While low, while fart too dear earth awtiwg. j tMsoiK littto tUrltnr all ni jht loti: ^ Tho wiiids shall atnu tht slumber son $. §i< o* the earth and of tho aSr X , Shull lihvs thee in thoir mother cut*“5, A Anil hosts of heaven, together proit. yu; Bou I ov r thvfci* thoir last, thel host „ - t ywy tiU'h Httlo >t&rllnj* from tho deep tffj^llonio murhty wia* sh ill fun thy sl.jep. " BLIND JUSTICE. r.Y lllil.liV n. sjatiii-.i-.h. I • PHAFTER IV~ContM;ki y, ■*‘Fo’ tlinr, roight a facin’ mo war th’ imttlo o' stoopin’ stuff ns 'ud ’ stood all thwm sovon year; I'd kep it t’ mind mo o’ th’ hell I’d lived in w’ Seth, an’ Side o’ tho stuff war tho I milk, an’ tho oup out o’ which Stove ! had drunk that day. J ••Th’ dovil sos <Pit some o’ th’stuff i 1’ his drink, an’ ho 11 ntvor knaw, an’ | ft it him out o’ th’ way aforo Stovo j ho comod in.’ Thar war nu taste to : ’t. nor inure nor wnttor, nor na color, th’ gipsies krrnwod that* work too | •well io’ that, au’ \vi’ my buck t’ Seth, (■ 1 jest, poio-ed th' stuff into th’ cup. an’ th’ milk to top o’ tin, un’ I ups an’ pics't to 'un d’reckly.” “There was no water in tho cup board?” I said. aV ••Watt.or?” said Judith, staring at me, ••wlmt for should I keep wattor y, there? Wa-til, him tossed ’t off to ■waneo, an’ aforo ’oo could count ton. him war asleep an’ snorin’, and out i •he slips fro’ th’ chair to th’ groun’ *n’ a box fails out o’ hJs, bosom, an’ I picks ’t up (listenin' t.he whiios to’ Move's step) an’ puts it i’my poc.kot. an’ thin, knutvin’ ho war ■safe unw for twenty-four hour, I looks At un and sos, Where ivor num 1 hide u n?’. ‘•Ihere war th’ secret bit room, Vf -on'y Steve alius went thar, when he •cornea In, an’ I daurna pit him on th' dig. Just thin ray eve catchod I ; th’ ring on th’ trapdoor..an’ th’ devil / •.flashed it up t’ me, ‘Put un down i’ th' cellar! ’Eo’ll bo gono in twolvo 1 i hour, an’ nuthin’ hill waken ho fur , twenty-four, put un down 1’ th’ i< cellar ’ /' / .'■/// / § •‘If th’ devil war quick, I war , quicker. I catchod up a coll o’ ropo i; near by. an’ I had Soth Troloar roun’ the shoulders i’ a seoond, an’ tied a .; lenot ahind him, an’ then I dragged 1 un along th’ floor till I’d gut un to th’ trap door, an’ opened un. butt’warnt no easy to let down; an’ when I’d pushed his feet over, 1 knowed I’d got so difficult a job as air a woman bud. - was bouii’ to tako tims, it I'd tr pushed un too quick, him ud ha’ bin ■ |lf willed to wanco (an’ a’ th’ timo I /,' •War listenin'fer Steve's, stepi so I ; «riv’ un a bit push, then rinnodback • «n* jest dug my feot i’ th’ floor an’ thrawed myself* till I war slantin’ like a treo i’ a storm, but. th’dead §?* weight o’ un’s body as him slipped thro' th’ trap door nigh pulled mo »rter un, but I jest held on, an’ let* j&v tin’ un down a inch at a timo.bimoby I felt un touch tlr groun’, thin I % Gaelics th’ rope in avtor un and u" bangs down th’ door jost at th’ very ' moment as Steve lifts th’latch, an’ corned in. . **X Uir&wed ray apron . over my bead so as un oouidna see my face, , an' thinkin’ I war frottin’anent leav : 'In’, he Iota me alone, an’ bitnobv us supper tho gither an’ so th / evenin’ passed." j ‘’And you could cat, drink and i - • aleop with that drugged man lying i Wear In the vault at your foot?” I j <;‘ -cried. ••iss. said Judith. whoso homely words and accent afforded the •trongest contrast to the grandeur : of her looks 'and gosturos. ' what barm had I done ’un? Him ’ud ha’ ; woke up none th’ wurse for what J’d givcd ’un. as him had niver been th’ . wurse afore (often as he’d tooked’t ! unbeknown t’ hisself), an’ thar war «o ra-s below, an’ th’ place war dry -an’ sandy, an’ I knawed he’d come to j'■ Ba harm. Yet I seemed feared like to rejoice too much, to git safe away ” wl’ .Steve ’ud be too much joy, an’ as ' s things corned out,” sho added bit terly. **’t war well I didna count my V ehickens too soon; I warnt to knaw s . oa there war a fulo wanderin’ about Ah’ warld meddlin’ wl’ things as God s; ' .A’roighty didna mean to meddle in. : , He’d jest bev let ’em ravel themseles 1 out, but you be wiser nor he. tho’ • naw yoifd like t’ undo the pieoe o’ V wark you’m made.” . She paused a moment, and a rush s . of pain swept over her face as if some' .physical agony pressed her hard. : ’ "Kb. my lad (she put her hand on i 'Stove's). an’ us waited so lang, and ‘ w’ our bit o’ happiness wi’ wan -anithttr. wo luv’d fu' money a year, | ’ -mlo-e ps iver spoke but wiT our eyes, j -ay. ’ee luv’d me when I war the sport i •o’ tliHt. ne’er-do-well, Seth Treloar. * •feAan’ l war iver comparin’ the twa o’ i *eo i’ my mind. An’t’ seo ’eo war .tike a blink o’ heaven, us niver got v. *o nearer, but us war heartened up ; Vwaik til’ stony road apart, an' ’eo ! •passed a’ th’ lassos by, but wlien th’ ! •aeven year war up, ’eo jest sed t’ me. i •Yoa’in mine naw, Judith,' an’ 1 went ! to Ve Ulus a bird. ” •' •' jj-r ' 'i’hc hplplcss love, tho profound de pendence on him that spoko in her voice., moved me deoply. SIhs left her arm on Stephen’s neck, tbdh' pulled horsclt together, -and weptPon with her story. .. . •♦When'- morn in’ coined. Steve'an’ me war tftirrin’ early, an' whiles I .got th’ breakfast, him put up our bits c<? things, an’ ’un conldnu guess wherirer th' coil o' rope war got ten to V-Whiles I war eatin’. •! ses to my * \ ‘betH Treloar ’nil, bo hungry j \ ’un conics V hisself,’ an' 1 sot a bit o' bread an’ Ash t’ ono side, an’ soon arter. ub looked tlx* door abind ub, an’ war gone for Ivor, bo Steve s’posed, fro’ th' place whar I’d bin th’ mlserablcst an’ th’ happiest woman upo’ alrth. ••But so soon as .wo’m got a bit forrarda, soa I t’ Stove, ‘I’ve forgot ten somethin’, an’ must rin back an’ for sure I did rln, and catched up th’ key fra th’ bush, opodjth’ houso place, an’ puts th’ plato o’ victuuls side o’ th’ trap-door, an’ opens ’t an’ sees th’ rope bangin’ to a staplo as th’ men used t’ climb up by. An’ thin I looks at Soth, lyin’ as th’ dead, an’ all to wance it corned upo’ motho Binfu’ thing I’d adone, an’ I ses to mysol, • ’Sposin’ him war nlvor to wako up? Or if ’un do, ’t ’nil bo doud dark, an’ him war alius a coward, like t’ most bullies, an’ ’sposin’ ’pn dios o’ fright?’ ■•Some way a 1 felt as if I war leavin’ ’u:i to his death, an’ yet I hadna got th’ sperrit t’ go to Stove’ an’ say *(io yor ways, an’ leavo rao an’ th’ child as is coinin’, t’ th’ marey o’ Seth Tro ll oar!’ So-1 jos stole away, but 1 loft my innieonco ahind mo, an’ I niver knawed ft moment more o’ poace fro’ j that day’t this. “Wa-al, you was 1’ th’ train, ’eo knaws how I looked, an’ ’eo saw th’ box o’ poison skip out o’ my pocket, I’d nlvor gi’on ’t a thought since I picked ’un up when ’t failed out o’ Seth's bosom. An' naw I’ve told ’oe j th’ truth, an’ nuthin’ but th’ wan truth, but ’eo ’ll niver make anythin’ o’ ’t. Nicht an’ day I've toiled t’ puzzle’t, out. but no wan 'nil iver knaw tti’ truth ’bout Seth Troloar’s death, ’coptin’ Soth Treloar hlssolf.” “He died of a dose of arsonie, suf ficient to kill throe men.” I said, “as the post-mortem proved, also that there was ho bruise upon him, or any disease whatever to cause death.” “Iss,” said Judith, looking at me from beneath those grand bent brows of hers, and with the divine stamp of truth on her lips and in hor eyes, ••’tls that beats mo. Him war alive an’ woll when I put 'u« in th’ cellar, him war found jost us I’d loft ’un, bound safe ’nufT, an’ doad three days urtor. But what for did’un carry a box o’ poison? I’urt'in’ folks has out landish ways, ’sposin’ him used tn’ stuff as a medicine like, summit as I’ve hcerd tell doctors givos poison t’ sick folk t’ make ’un woll?” ••Doctors only givo very small dosos,” said I, “besides, if Seth Tre loar had been in, tho habit of taking it, why should he die of a dose of it thon? lie had no.dosiro whatever to die, ho was prosperous, healthy, he possessed money, was engaged in schemes to make htmsolf richer, and you may take it for granted that he did not die of his own free will. Witness his attitude when found, the agony of his face, the evidence of his struggles, ignorant in tho dark of tho means of life and escape close to his hand.” “I canna argify ’t,” said Judith wearily, “ tis all dark t’ me, on'y I knaws 1’so as innocent o’ his death iis you ho, but I’ll die fo't all th’ samo.” “Could ho have had un enemy?” I said as one thinking aloud, “some one who followed him here, and gave him tho poison'.”’ Judith shook her head. “It arn't possible,” she said; “by th’ doctor's ’count ho died some whores i’ th’ night artor I corned away, an’ th’ locks an’ window war safe, an’ . nobody Knawed whar we'd put th’ key. M’appen yon'm nono so much V blame fo’ yor thoughts o’ mo. thar’s but wan i’ th' wido warld (she kissed Stephen’s brown hand) as knaw I speak the truth. ” “No, I believe you too.” I said, but without hope, for thore was no hope in mo. And then I turned my back on tho pair, bidding them make thoir fare wells, and presently I called the turnkoy. and soon found myseli in the fresh air with leisure in which to ponder ovor thoso things that I had heard. '■ ‘ CHAPTER V’. Smuggler’s Holo was empty, as it had been ever since its landlord dis- I covored an un-looked for tenant, and when I told tho worthy man 1 would I take it for three months lit a liberal ! rent, ho scratched his head, and ulearly thought me mad. The placo seemed to have been built out of unevon lengths of tim ber, cross-wise, any-wise, so that tho 1 existence of a secret door in the sit ting-room wall would never have been discovered by any stranger save by accident When my new landlord touched a spring, and showed a small ! shed or loan-to,’ containing a second i door, and a grating about tho height j of my head, 1 was astonished, but easily understood that it had been i devised as a means of escape for tho smugglers when surprised by the excise officers. ii* " Then ho liftotl the trap-door, and striking a match wo both peered ' down as if half expecting to .see fr-’eth | Treloar staring up at us, and gave it as his opinion that, but for this one i little mistake of Judith's.: she would j have been an out and-out goal wo man. 1 got but littlo comfort from him. and yet my spirits- rose as I turned my back to the hovel, and standing-on the towering cliff, along tho precipitous edge of which a nar row patli wound sinuously to tho lit- 1 tie cove, bolouvgiuod out at s;a to j where tho orange lino of sky just 1 touched it, while betwixt them”shono a single silvery sail. From that wonderful orange the skv melted by imperceptible tints to the translucent green that is never matched by any earthly tint of grass or flower, and tho quick < ancing lights und shadows on t-o waters seemed to laugh iu the sunshine, and to touch here an t thero the sea-gulls resting upon tho bold, da k head lands farther away. ■ if ■■ ■ ■ ‘•I will go bock to the (treat sweet mother, Moihor and lover nt men, the son!” I exclaimed aloud, and the loneli ness and majesty of the scene did not appall me, or, at least, not yet. The landlord evidently did not share in my admiration for what was common to him as daily bread, and having1 recommended Jake as a gen eral factotum, who would bring me supplies from the village, and volun teered to send him over to the hotel, half a dozen miles away for my be longings, he, with his usual Cornish courtesy, took hlmsolf and his pleas ant sing-song voice away, evidently relieved to turn bis back on the ill omened abode. Unutterably dreary in the chilliness of the spring evening looked the squalid room, and I shivered as I sat by the tireless hearth, in tho chair that Seth Troloar had occupied not so very long ago. But its my bodily discomfort grew, my mind concentrated itself the more intensely on Judith’s stoi-y, till I seemed to see hor coming and going about her night’s work, exactly as she had told mo. and if she wore making tho one great and fatal blun der of her lifo, me-thought she com mitted it magniiicently well. And yet, what could my presence here avail her, her whom I had caught in tho toils, with no power, to undo the thing that I had done, out of idleness, vanity and curiosity ? There was only one chance, oue hope,that if justified could furnish me with even the faintest ground for ap plying to the homo secretary. I should know what that chance and hope were worth soon and by a simplo experiment that I meant to try the moment Jake appeared. Meanwhile, I lit my pipe, and smoked it for an hour or so, and finally fell asleep. I was awakened by a loud knock ing at the door, and for a moment, and in tlio half darkness, could not remember where I was. ••Come in,” I shoutod, but the door did not unclose, and, though I called out again, nobody replied. At last I lifted the latch myself, and there stood Jako verily laden like any beast of burden. “I have been shouting to you to come in,” I said, “didn’t you hear?” “I’se bin a bit hard o’ hearin’late-' ly, mister,” he said. “How long?” I said sharply. “I doant know, it’s jest grovred upo’ me, so my missus says. “Como out on tho cliff, "I said “and just where you stood on the night you saw Seth Troloar como homo.” He went obediently enough, won deriug. It was a wild evening, and the magnificent Lizard coast was fast boiug shrouded in the sea-mist that crept insidiously Inward. Jake’s figure looked dim, and tall, and lono ly outlined against the sad grey sky, and far below him the monotonous rushing of the sea was broken by the booming of the waves, as they rushed into the little cave with a sullen roar. * “Kindly stay whore you are,” I said, “for hvo minutes until I come to you. ” He promised, and when I returned to the cottage, and one who had seen my conduct there would never ques tion my right to Bedlam. Standing by tho fireplace I gave utterance to sharp, spasmodic cries, gradually ascending till they reached tho point of shrieks, into which I put my whole vigor, and my lungs were those of a normally vigorous man. Having pretty well exhausted my self, I went out to the cliff, and found Jako precisely where I had left him, and with all a fisherman’s coutontedness at doing nothing. “Well, Jake,” I cried, “1 havo been hearing some queer noises— what did you hear?” The man looked at me with igno rant. candid eyes. “Nothing, sir,” he said, “but the water pouring down the cliff yonder —it makes a power of noise—you can hear it right out at sea." [to be continued.] Pugilistic Item. Ambitious Sport—Could you tako me and put me in training and make a prize-fighter out of me? Great Pugilist—Ain't you able to work ? “No, sir.” “Have you got an education?” “Yes, sir.” . , , “Well, I’ll see. If yer able to write sportin’ stuff about yourself and hain’t strong enough to do hard work, guess we kin make a fighter of yer. We’s kind of careful, dough, not to let fellows into the perfesh what kin mako a livin’ by workin.’ See?”—Texas Siftings. Tbs Woo. of Ttali World. The professional pessimist came into the office looking absolutely cheerful. •.•Well," they, asked him. “what is the new cause of oomplaint this morning?" “I‘ was thinking how unjustly things wore arranged for a man who has a corn. It gets its worst mash ing from the man who is too heavy to knock down." It Mlcht Work. Briggs—I think I have evolved a scheme for stopping the tipping nuisance that will prove a success, if 1 can only get others to follow it. Braggs—Toll’it, quick. Briggs—Oh, it is Simple enough. Whenever I give tlio waiter a tip I explain to the cashier that it has left me short, and ask him to stand me off for the meal. Educdtiuiiit item. “Which of your lessons do you like the most, Johnnie?” asked Mr. Harlem of his son Johnnie, who is a Columbia college student, “The singing lesson. That's the one I’m excused from,” replied Johnnio. faulty gard. A BuinHi for Small Means. Wanted—an income! ia a frequent cry nowadays, says Mrs. Ida E. Tilson in “Northwestern Agriculturist.” A reliable acquaintance told me she cleared, through eggs and early chick* ens, $80 off her fowls last year, start ing with forty of them on a village plaoe of three or four acres. Now most women, the writer included, think $80 quite a plum. ' But before all my read ers wanting incomes rush into poultry culture, let me say the friend referred to above is an energetic, saving woman, who, according to my favorite ex pression when describing such thrifty persons, could get a living on a desert island. The same industry and intelli gence which bring a profit out of poul try ventures, would, if exercised in most other employments, probably command higher pay, and no money at all is to be made in the poultry bus iness without much of that pluck, a pound of which, Gen. Garfield said, is worth a ton of luck. But poul try culture is available for many who can not leave home nor spend time to engage in independent pursuits; it needs only small capital, and as spring is a natural and very good time to start, we better at once take up that tender subject,the spring chicken, pre paring his cage while we have leis ure. It is a common practice to lay a box or barrel on its side, then drive down stakes in front, leaving just space enough for chicks to run in and out, thus keeping their mamma a pris oner until such time as they can do without her. Hens belong to the free, active bird family, so this above plan is incongruous, like the remark of a man who asked for an “empty barrel of flour to make me dorg a hin coop.” Each brood of mine is given a roomy coop, 22x26 inches on its bottom, 22 inches high in front and 19 inches be hind, its single slant roof securely shingled. The coop floor rests on low 2x4 pieces, raising it from the damp ground two inches, thus preventing rheumatism, one of those ailments human beings have incorrectly re garded as their own peculiar property. A door about two-thirds the height of slatted front, buttons up or lies down, and the coop back unbuttons to let biddy out. These coops have been por trayed before, but I find nothing bet ter to displace them. If housed during winter they will, like mine, last years, and in good repair, certainly prove rat, skunk, and dog proof. A dry goods box can be metamorphosed into such a home; the hinges and handles are leather, the button wooden. Feeding Table Birds. A great loss is sustained on farms in general by neglecting to fatten table birds. Excellent authority says “the bird is allotvcd its liberty, and frequently but a scanty living until the morning when the pot-pie is wanted, and the good wife feels of his bony frame and sighs, sometimes even wondering that it is not fatter. Every bird should be shut up in close, clean quarters, and fed for seven to ten days. Kept in confinement longer than this, most birds begin to pine, lose their -appetite and decrease in weight. The feeding troughs should be well scalded out daily, or every other day if the weather be cold, and sharp grit kept within reach of the fattening birds. Sweet oat meal and hot corn meal mash are among the best things to induce rapid fattening. The feed should ' be very slightly scalded. In this way every bird may be made to gain from one-third to one- half in weight with out noticeable expense, and w hether for selling or the table it means con-, siderable profit. A little salt in the food once a day is also advisable.” Feeding Ground Meat to Ben*. The usual war of feeding ground meat is to mix it with ground grain of some kind. This is unnecessary. It should be fed as a variety, and in a way to afford a change. There should be certain meals, on special days, for giving it to the hens. For instance, give it at night, on. every other day, in a trough, unmixed with other food, so that the hens will have nothing but the ground meat for that meal. The next morning give some other food, as corn, and the following meal may be of wheat or cut clover. The ground meat may be given plenti fully, if fed in this manner. Simply allow the hens to have all of it that they will eat, and they will relish it and find it beneficial. If fed on meat every meal, it may cause bowel diffi culty; bnt given once every two days, it will not be in any manner injurious, and will prove of great assistance in inducing the hens to lay at this season of the year.—Ex. Peafowls.—Peafowls are simply or namental and are not readily salable. They are not profitable on a farm, as the male is vindictive and destroys chicks and ducklings that may come in his way. The hen seldom begins to lay until at least two years old, and often not until three years of age, lay ing from five to sixteen eggs, which batch in about thirty days. The young peafowl feathers very rapidly, and should be fed every two hours the first month; then four times a day until three months old, when it should be-given three meals, lequiringa large share of animal food, such as meat and bone. Otherwise they require the same care as young turkeys. Only the peafowl can raise them, as common hens w ean them too soon. Keep your laying hens busy. That is. give them exercise by throwing their grain feed upon the floor and covering with chaff, cut straw and the like. We want persistent all year milk ers. The first year tells the story. . -• ' ^. . j- t- 1 - :■ FOR THE SAKE OF ECONOMY. Even False Syntax May Be Resorted To— An Abortive Boston Attempt. Tho telegraph operators were tell lng stories again last night, says th« Buffalo Express. The tali man who has held a key all over the country, had the floor. ‘•You see a good many jokes iu the papers.” he said, “about tho culture of Boston and the habit peo plo living there have of using big words and correct grammar and all that. Mostof you think that these jokes have no foundation in fact. Now I know better. I was receiving clerk in the Western Union office there a good many years ago, and some of tho messages handed in to me were corkers. One summer I had the cable window; One day two women dressed in black and greatly agitated came in and inquired the rate per word to London; I told them that it was twenty-eight cents. They consulted for a minute and then one of them asked for a blank. I told them where the blanks were, and one of them wrote a message. The other took it, and read it over two or three tiroes. Then she came to the window and asked again how much it was a word to London. •Twenty-eight cents,’ I told her. She looked at the message dubiously. The other woman came up to her and said: ‘Don’t you like it?’ “ ‘No,’ she said, •£ do not like it That form is improper. You say that Charles suicided this morning when ' it should be said that Charles com mitted suicide this morning.’ “‘But,’ said the other; ‘if we put it in that way we will save twenty eight cents. ’ -ine woman who objected turned this proposition over in her mind for a long time. Finally she said: ‘I do not think that such Syntax is ex cusable. ’ “The other took the blank and read the message a few dozen times. ‘We are poor,’ she said decisively, after studying it in all its phases, and we cannot save twenty-eight cents any easier.’ “This partially convinced the wo man who objected. ‘But what will your friends think?’ she asked dubi ously. “I suppose they will notice it, but we cannot help that.’ Then the two women retired to one corner of the room and had a consultation. After talking earnestly for ten minutes they wrote out another message. So help me, this is the way I got it: •Charles suicided this morning. False syntax used because, it is cheaper. ’ “And they paid me twenty-eight cents a word for it. All of which,"' continued the tall operator, “illus trates one of the curious ways in which a woman’s mind works. TOLD ON MR. BLACK. How He Quoted Shakespeare Uselessly in a Law Suit. “A good story is told of ex-Pen sion Commissioner Black,” said A. T. Grundon, a Chicago attorney, to the St Louis Globe-Democrat “Every one who knows Black is aware that he is one of the most dignitied legal practitioners in the Wost.and that he is also somewhat enamored of the classics. Not long ago he was attor ney in a usury case at Springfield, and in his address to the jury he quoted very freely from “The Mer chant of Venice.’’ and wound up by saying that although the plaintiff could demand his pound of flesh, the terms of his bond did not enable him to go beyond this. The attorney for the alleged usurer seemed very much amused at the line *f argument Mr. Black was taking, and when that gentleman’s peroration was concluded he rose and remarked, with some what of a pitying tone that Brother Black had recently held a brief in a dressed-beef case and that he had gotten the two cases mixed up, con cluding by assuring the jury that thore was no flesh in this case at all, but only money. A legal friend of mine, who solemnly asserts he was in court on the occasion, says the look of disgust on Mr. Black’s face would have been worth a small for tune to any artist who could have reproduced it on canvas.” For a Christmas Dinner. North Clifton in Nottinghamshire. England, is situated on the banks of the Trent, and boasts of one custom the like of which exists probably no where else in England. There is a ferry across the river, but if you and I, gentle reader, wished to go from one side of the stream to the other, we could do so on payment of a fee. But the Cliftonians are a favored folk, and are entitled to the free use of the ferry on tne condition that thov give the ferryman and his dog their dinner at Christmas. As Christmas comes but once a year the boatman would seem to have 'made a very bad bargain. Let us hope he gets a generous meal and wish him a merry Christmas—not forgetting the dog. Nlie Kemeinbeml the Cat. A Wobfoot woman who started to jump into the Columbia river to drown herself suddenly remembered that sho had left the cat in the pan try, and hurried back home. Sho afterwards said: “The idea of my struggling in the water and thinking that Ike cat was licking tho cream off my milk in the pantry at that minute was more than I couldbear!" —Walla Walla Statesman. Science and tho Ribtc. Bobby—Aunt Nellie, what became of the swine that had evil spirits east into them In the Bible? Aunt Nellie—They plunged head foremost into tho sea, Bobby. Bobby, triumphantly—Not a bit of it, auntie. They were made Into deviled ham. I ■ • • r . ' Clarence J). Crockett Murfreesboro, Xenn. Almost Blind Blood PuriflodBmi sight Restore* by Hood’s Sarsaparilla. "Three year. ago. CUrence, three years old. was token with scrofula on U.e headwlSek gradually spread until it got Into hla eyes andhe became almost blind. Hla head and neck were one mass of corruption, and we thought he Would Lose His Eyesight. It was then that we commenced to use Hood’n Sarsaparilla, aud In less than three weekVhto eyes began to Improve. In a short time the inroo tnnlr Aw _ S...VU_ Hood’s %%%%%%%%%%%%% Sarsa parilla Cures ■%»%%%%%%%%% Is s bright and healthy child.” D. M. Cbock btt. Jb., Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Hood’S Pills cure Constipation by restor ingthe peristaltic action of the alimentary >•—' “COLCHESTER” Spading Boot For Farmers ,M in era. R.ll. Hands anilLw others. The outer or tap sole ex tends S3 the whole length of the sole down tom' the heel, protecting the shank lnS=——— ditching, digging, Ac. Best quality turuughout. 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